FULL: Whisper Quiet Trousers

Day two and Christian is on a mission to find the quietest trousers ever, meanwhile, the show's "Battle Seats" competition is heating up, with prizes to be won, including a car and flight vouchers. Christian also reminisces about his childhood, sharing stories about his first movie, first saved-up-for item, and favorite TV shows. 

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
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store every day. Good morning, It's a Christian O'Connor show
live Acasse, Australia right now. Wherever you're joining the show,
welcome your port numbers you need for the show till
the next half an hour. On a Tuesday, we always
ask you how was your day yesterday? Would you say

(00:49):
you're a Monday winner or loser? Let me know which way?
Oh four seven five three one oh four three, Patsy,
what was it for you? How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Good morning, Christian morning, Rio morning, Alex. I had a
rip a day out sale as a winner. Because we've
got a full way.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
And listen, I know that there's a lot of new
people listening and stuff like that. When I say that
those about seventeen new people listen. We don't need to
do this fake good morning. We've never done that in
seven years. You normally quite fusty and frosty to me. Friend, Yeah,
isn't it isn't it isn't working.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
We'll see how long it lasts.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So we won't be able to sustain this. No, we
won't even get till nine. And they like do they
like each other? In the range manage of some sort.
They've been held against them will.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
We've got a fourteen year old daughter and of course
at school holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Still what's that going?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I'm running out of ideas.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
We've still got two weeks to go.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Those are the hard yards as well, because they just
they need to back at school.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yes, she's you know what, She's already gone through her
book least and packed her bag. I say she goes back.
She might be two weeks out from officially being back
into year.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Nine National service.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
She needs to be back. Just come and get her
all ready. I took her to the movies with the
girlfriend yesterday. They wanted to go and see a flick
and the funniest thing, so they had this special promotion
at our local cinema.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Where you so, where you live, is it still on real?
To real?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
It's black and white still?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Every wherever you are in Australia, everyone has got one
of these places where they're a little bit fair and
out there. It's still wild West. They're still using horse
and car. They don't like the moon. They throw rocks
at cars and you drive through.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Sticks at it.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
There's some old guy playing the piano.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What do you see? Ets just opened up.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They went and saw the housemate. They both loved the
loved the books. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So is this Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, problematic.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yes, well it's a little bit about a.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Huge argument over Christmas. Because I wanted to go and
see that. My two daughters, who are militant feminists, went,
oh my god, what oh And I'm like, sorry, what
Apparently that the books have success, you cannot be giving
Sydney Swingey your money, getting my money, getting her venom account.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
They loved it.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
But they had this special promotion where kids could take
their own containers from home. They had this cardboard cutout. Right,
if it fitted through a certain space in this cardboard
cutout of their container, they could take that much popcorn.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Like I said, where Patsy.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
This new thing called popcorn? Anyway, there were kids there
with grandparents with twenty liter tubs plastic. I'm serious, Come
on pat serious and they were just filling them to be.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I felt swear like your nosebag threw that much pop.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was crazy, and I felt so sorry for this
stuff because you know, at the end of a movie
it's already trashed anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
The place where it's okay, just a trash like that,
why is that okay? And then to walk out yeah,
and then just go you clear this up?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I mean, what heart would it just to put in
little bins or something?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It was just it was crazy. Twenty liter tubs was
the biggest one I saw, thankfully not my daughter and
her mate, but well the boys were like.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Oh god, control, yes, what container did audit take?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
She just bought one. We didn't know that we're doing
this promotion, so she bought like just you know, a
medium one with a coke.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
She felt like she was now worry Now you said
this on the radio, Patsy. Moms and dads are hearing
this right now. More broughtanny kids are as well, and
they're like, then you're going to create k it's a
pandemic now that cinema this week as well? All right,
let's know four seventy five O three one o four three.
Are you a Monday winner or loser?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Let me know.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
How did you start the week yesterday? Let us know?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Would you say you're a Monday winner or loser? Text
us four seven five three one oh four three. Good
morning to Craig Walter. Morning Craig, thanks for joining us
this morning. Christian definitely a Monday loser. Got badly sunburn
on holiday in Queensland over the weekend. The blisters a
start bursting. We don't need the update on the bloody hell. Guys,

(05:39):
come on, bunge your ps and q's on this show.
Let's catch little sports guy Alex.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Alex. How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh? Pretty good?

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Thank you, Kristen. And I'm gonna call myself a winner.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Anna Luis a winner because I'm mopped the floor for
the first time yesterday since moving to Melbourne from Sydney.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
You've got young children who are live on the floor,
but look in here and sort of seven months it's.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
Been mopped in that time. Just not my my me
on the staff.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
The Channel seven clean is coming up, the help, no
can you clean this? Please be spoken about this.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
But what I didn't do was was vacuumed properly before my.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Crucial otherwise tried past a rogue pee.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yes, so much of it was spent mopping up those
bits that I should have vacuum in the first place,
and a lot of that stuff getting caught in the mop,
and a very very.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Of the mop the tendrils.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Dare I say, I still have that old school mop
that's like the octopus and around the ground.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Was using it Sunday.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Really, I honestly, if I'm ever feeling anxious, I start
to mop.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
My wife and kids are like, what's going on with dad?
And a national show?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
And clearing up? Just mopping.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
I know it all progressed onto the steam. I love
that school.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
And I'll tell you what as well, I use way
too much, so I use two different types of liquids
in there. The house smells like an operating theater. It's
just pino, right, half a liter in every and then
some jetsole as well medical grade disinfectant.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'm buying you you're coming home with me.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Why would you need medical grade?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Because I just.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Think if it's good enough an ot, then it's good
enough for me.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Smell like a veterinary off, Swiss out, you're in my kitchen.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
I would argue, it's the king of the household chores.
I agree up there with cleaning the oven. I don't
know which is first, though, maybe the oven cleaning films first.
Then the mopping of the floor comes. Cleaning in the
oven is a night man. I just put the mop
in there, turn the oven on. I'm sure that's the
best way to click it. Just get that mop and

(08:04):
ram it in close corners. Yes, I like that, still
wait forward.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
The other thing that's incredibly strangely enjoyable about mopping is
I'll go clear, I'm mopped everywhere, and then my wife
has to go, honey, buckets you get through. I go,
it's a seven bucket to keep. You can't do one
bucket because I surprise how much filth accumulates.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You know, I did four.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I did four. Yeah, you know buckets, Yeah, you know.
And also there's so much joy when you empty it
out and you have a look in. You know, sometimes
you know a number two, you stand up and you
have a good one. It's a damn good one.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Actually it felt good.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, it looks good. That crimped off easy anyway, The
joy of mopping. That's what it's the tell of my
next book. Actually, it's the joy of mopping is I
find it's like a zen like kind of mindfulness thing
for me. Sick a podcast on work your rain around
there and then you actually what you get is a
sense of pride when you look back, had that sparkling

(09:04):
clean floor.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
You need, I know, need an exclusion zone because inevitably,
whenever you go to mop, someone has to walk across
the floor before it's not dry.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
So I wait for the family to go out and
I think, right, I'll mop the floor because no one
will work.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, you trap yourself because if you mop wondering you.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Could always always got to have your exit points.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Have a towel is a good way of getting across. Yeah, yeah, there's.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
One who see not the CSI shows where they put
those things over their shoes. Yes, texts cuddly got on
Amazon delivery. He's thinking of detto and you're wearing a
murderer shoes.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
You just signed for that.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Actually.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
The Christian o'connall show podcast, This is.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
The Christian O'Connell show. Now, I don't know in the
morning whether you're a caffeine drinker, or like me, you're
a tea drinker. But we've been on like a lot
of Australian radio shows on a break for just a
short one in Australian radio, just a cheek it four
weeks and these mugs haven't been cleaned in four weeks.
I'm drinking that tea and I'm drinking. I think I'm

(10:14):
gonna be it's I think I'm to become a super sproder.
That ain't right.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, no, the drink is talking to me.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
There's something from Stranger Things bonus episode of What's in
this mug?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yeah, it is rough. I saw it.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Taste funky, guys, I'm calling it now if I grow
a second head by Friday, that mug of.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Tea it is.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
I'm surprised they went with that mug for your first
tea of the day because I saw that.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Some mornings trying to take me out of the game, Rusty.
That is not good. I would say I'm a Monday winner,
and I would say, actually, more importantly, my twenty one
year old daughter Ruby is a Monday winner. So last year,
my twenty one year old Waugh Ruby had a terrible,
terrible year. She had some kind of thing going on
with the back, and she couldn't walk more than five
or ten minutes. She did to stop and sit down,

(11:04):
and she's sing. I think at one point she'd had
five MRI scans, which is a lot in a year.
Different consultants saying, we think it's this, we think it's
the sacra redia. She would show up to all this physio.
She just was not getting better. And then someone recommended
somebody in December, and you know, blessed her. She kept
showing up to all these appointments tirelessly, and then this
amazing guy just said, it's none of that. You were

(11:25):
never going to get better. It's this the region of
the spine haven't even heard of. Have any of us
heard of the multiferous region. I'm not familiar. It's lower
in the spine and there are a load of muscles
and nerves that are very hard to activate, and so
if you have a bad back, the pain receptors turn
off the nerves so they go to sleep. And so
she's had a year of bad back. Those nerves aren't

(11:47):
being activated through just exercise, right. So she went into
hospituiously five minutes from here, and the surgeon said to her,
do you know what the wonders of medicine, Ruby, we
can socker fix you. Ten years ago I would have said,
there's nothing we can do. You've got to go back
to physio. And I really hope you can stimulate them,
but it's going to take time. She had yesterday, she
had this thing fitted. It's incredible. Actually, it's the size

(12:09):
of a pacemaker. So they inserted it in her back
yesterday and there are two electrodes attached to it and
then on on an app. She will then turn on
this device twice a day of half an hour, and
it will stimulate the nerves that are so hard to
reach and stimulate the neural pathways from her brain to

(12:30):
her down where they are to reconnect again. It takes
about six months you'll have supervised visio, but hopefully in
three to six months ago while this guy said you'll
be fine, man, she'll have it for the next couple
of years in her and obviously it's a lot for
her to get head around at twenty one and a
mom and dad like, what do you mean a pacemaker
inserting in her back? So now she has a special

(12:51):
piece of paper. If she goes to an airport scanner,
because obviously there's someone's going to go, what the hell
is that small pouch in your back with some electrodes
A bit like you're bionic. It's incredible now what science
can do. Yeah, And so we were there all day
with her yesterday and to cheer my daughter's up. Pringles

(13:13):
just heel kids. I turned up as a kind of
second support yesterday afternoon and I just opened up before
he said, I started opening up the pringles and I
one's feeding them. And she was like and she she
was like. My wife said, that's the first time we've
seen her smile. So she came out. Listen. That's sometimes
springles our nature's great eater. And also then they stink
out hospital ward other people. Someone's not sours and dad,

(13:36):
I think it's the dad. Oh yeah, they just savor it.
Don't go for the really soultied bland. Especially just come
out of a general anesthetic.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
I always say that when you come out of general.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I've seen twenty two seasons of Great's Anatomy, and then
because my daughter and I we watch we we've been
watching Grace forever.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
We're up to speed.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
We're still watching new episodes now every week on season
twenty two. It doesn't help, and suddenly you're in hospitals.
Oh it's not like Gray's and NATO. But that's that's
not a documentary, sweetheart, she went where. It's the little
thing you can just press to get trucks. I ain't
giving that.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
To adults these days, to anyone who else for good reason.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Otherwise I'd hook myself a little bit tired in the
middle afternoon, back.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
On breakfast hours after a short break.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Can anyone set me straight?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
What a vision I saw Sunday afternoon, my way back
from a swim in the ocean. My wife and I
was stuck behind an elderly couple. That that age where
they don't care. I envy that it's peak zen Enlightenment.
Actually they were driving on the road unashamedly a golf buggy,

(14:48):
a golf cart, very slowly. They don't go very quickly.
They're just designed on golf course. I've never seen one
in the wild. They're not meant to be on the road.
No seat belts, no indicators, and I could easily have
overtaken them all I said, overtown, I went no way.
I actually said to a point, I want to see
how this planes out. At one point my wife went,
you've got the wrong way. When are you following them?

(15:10):
I went, yeah, I just want to. I just wander
how what were we going? Are they going to the
golf course? If they've been playing golf.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
They're probably telling a very different story to their friends
who are a strange.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Face confused English.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'm just like, there's no way that's legal otherwise, because
you think about it, we don't have that just driving
around to the supermarket or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
There'd be no road range. They would end road range.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
You can't get angry with someone who's doing two or
three k I said, you have a couple of wines.
Surely that's kind of driving back and one of those
what damn it you're doing well?

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Google says, I'm not a legal expert, but Google says
you generally cannot drive a standard golf court on public
roads in Australia as they aren't roadworthy.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Exactly because the seat belts. There's no doors. I like
you said that, the fact that you thought it was
the fact there's no doors. There's also no seat belts
and no indicators, so no one knows right you going over?
I just I just need to know, has any is
this an Australian thing. I've lived a seven years. I've
not seen this move of golf carts and golf bunkies

(16:18):
on the road Surbia.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
See if you go to Hamilton Island. They've got your
buzz around on that.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
But that's part of the thing.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's actually a normal suburb.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, I don't know about a suburban street.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I frecking even police would be like do we pull
them over? Just let them go?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
And also and also wouldn't be good because they could
just like jog alongside them. You wouldn't need you wouldn't
You wouldn't need to be speeding with the blues on.
You know, Hey matey, hey mate, you're just walking along.
So hey mate, pull over me. You can't catch us.
You're not putting the old OJ They're never going to
get us more in. They could have been driving for

(16:56):
a year, all right. So before every radio show we
have a team meeting and if that, if I could
draw us a quick pie chart for you, dear listener.
The slim i'm a section of that pie chart is
stuff about the show. It's normally whatever producer Caitlin what
fizzing sort of stuff is in her head that apparently

(17:17):
we need to talk about a quarter to six before
go time. So today, for example, it's a wonder pan
that's changed her life. Now you might be thinking, okay, Christian,
maybe you'll get ready for a feature they called Great
Pans of Australia.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Actually there's nothing on today's show all this year about
great pans. However, at ten to six this morning we
all had to hear about this wonder pan that I
quote directly from producer Kayden had changed her life.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
And so I was like, do you know what?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
What do I know? Maybe it is the wonder pan
and actually listening to to know about it. Protucy Kaidan,
please tell us about the wonder pan.

Speaker 10 (17:51):
Okay, it's a lot because it's actually my partner and
I we've been together for ten years.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Oh wait, why do we have this backstore? Unless you
met her and she was selling pans store to door,
it's not relevant when I was a young girl. And
also I realized wearing for a long one which are
this is actually a lot. When anyone says that I go,
don't want about telling me it's just a what is

(18:17):
this a Tarantino movie? A lot?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
So we've been looking for a pen, a non stick
pan for a very long time, one.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Looking for one not like the Holy Ground.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
No, I need like an idiot proof one because everything.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You've got kids that can use pans, it.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Does not have. Like every time it says non stick,
it sticks.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, I'm with you, with you, you should be down
to vote. If you can't operate a pan, don't vote.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
You've got it on too higher hate.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, that's all work.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Fine it So this new pen, no matter how.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
High how low is it especial bogun pan or something
comes in, it's tigers.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
This pan has changed my life.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
When I anyone who can say that doesn't actually have
a life. No, no, no, no, seriously, you don't have
a life.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Give a lack of perspective.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Being a flipping pan to change your life actually makes
me sad.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
I'm about to change your life. I cook a lot
of meals and this is the Wow.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
What's that like, the only.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
One, I promise you Australia, the only one that will
not have any food stick to it. No matter if
it's a steak, it's bacon. It's eggs with no oil.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
It will not stick.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Raw dog in those eggs.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Not okay.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
So I was told by someone that I trust very
much about these pans.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Her name, who is that your care?

Speaker 6 (20:01):
I was told there was an Instagram video.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
People like her.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Think influences of some kind of like modern gods.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
She speaks.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I love Nagie. I use her recipes all the time.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
But she is great teeneats.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
She is someone I trust very much.

Speaker 10 (20:17):
She put up on her story these nonstick pans, and
she said, I have bought nonstick pans that cost me
six hundred dollars and nothing worked as good as these
that I am telling you right now only cost thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
What do you get?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
I need one Ikea?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Oh you serious?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
What are they?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Flat pack? I need Afforde smelting the pan bass.

Speaker 10 (20:40):
They are from Ikea, they called, and they are called.
I'm going to try my best with this bind hem compst.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
H sounds like a player from Sweedenho's playing in the
Australian Open today.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Dat g M K O M s T.

Speaker 10 (21:01):
We will also put them on our socials because it
is well we.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I was over motion hot content for myself or they
their team players.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I'm telling you, for the rest of the year we
will get emails.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Yes, thank you. This isn't a promotion.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I mean the Australian Open have shelled over good coins
to be part of the show for next two weeks.
They're not getting a flip in ten minute advertorial about
pan Mykear dou It.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Is so worth it they have true. I'm not even
joking when I say they've changed my life.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's what I'm worrying about.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I wish you.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I wish you were joking.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Do the best gone by them?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, well, listen, it's a new feature called a Simpleton
Sense Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
We're going to do it the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
On Sunday, my wife and I saw an incredible scene
elderly couple, that kind of age where they don't care
anymore about what we think.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Zero fs are given. Get this.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
They're on the road in a suburb like it's no
biggie in a golf golf buggy and it's like this
is the thing they do. This is not their first time,
it's not their first rodeo. It is my wife and I.
I started following them for a couple of minutes when
my wife said it's odd, but I said, they haven't
got any mirrors.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
They can't even indicates they can't see me.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
It sounds even more incriminating.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Anyway, A lot of you have seen this before, Christian.
My aunts and uncle have a golf cart. They used
to drive from the house to the shed, usually to
the big drinks fridge. It's interesting how you have that.
He's either the big freezer, yep, can you go. We
had to go and get a new second hand big freezer,
well a little one at the weekend. And I felt

(22:45):
so bad right because I bartered these people down from
like two hundred and twenty five to one hundred and ten.
I get out my c this story gets really bad,
really awkward, very quickly. I gathered the car to can
pick it up. They are fans of the.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Nice no first thing.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Old mate says, it's like, oh bloody oh love listen
to and he goes, oh my god, are they're not
paying you enough? Then I then give them some more money,
guilty show dollars. My wife must have got my account
and I'm sorry, awkward thing. I get in the car
after as my wife goes to dry I think I've

(23:26):
lost this.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It was just awful.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's just awful gaggle as well, which is actually my
wife Eve said to me, don actually think about this
or on the show.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I'm actually sweating.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
You're taking money out of our listeners.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's a damn good freezer.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
That damn good freezer.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, apparently New South Wales and Victoria get this. If
you live within two to five k of the golf course,
you can just drive the bug out. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Five k is like the COVID distance.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
COVID case. Five k is a lot that can't be right.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Otherwise we'd see all the time there are golf courses
everywhere in Australia.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
What if you live your five ks from a highway.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I don't play golf. I'm just going to buy her
golf buddy. Where'd you buy them from? Where did you
even get them from?

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Costco?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Have them?

Speaker 4 (24:25):
The love God? My husband wanted to get one at Christmas.
I said, you're not getting golf. No, of course he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I'm with Chris. I don't play, but now I know
about this two to five k. I mean I live
within five golf course. If I can, I drive one
through my bottle drive.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
If you're within five.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Per tell you what why don't we this week? Why
don't we buy a golf? Can't and give it away? Oh?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I love?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
How much are they costco?

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
What were they about? Eight or ten grand?

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Christian, there are a lot.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Hey, come on, it's a Christian O'Connell show show too.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
The reason why we're calling it show one show two.
And we're going along building this day by day. What
am I talking about? What are we building? We're building
Australia's first even national breakfast show together. It's not that
we just do the show to you guys. We do
the show with you guys. And some of you've been
listening to the show in Melbourne the last seven years,
and now we are in Sydney. We're also speaking to

(25:31):
new friends in Adelaide, in Brisbane and in Perth. So
wherever you're listening, welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. And
I know what it's like when you're trying to get
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you're just busy. You haven't got a lot of time
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English guy you never heard of before, You like, who
the hell is this? Wait? Is he English? Is English? Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
My god?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
And I don't know him now and there's other people
speaking with him. It's a lot. What do you need
to know about this show? Why are you going to
hang out with us and give us a go over
the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I've written a song.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I think it sums up how I feel about the show,
And hopefully you're the kind of people that want this
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podcast as well, Welcome to the bright side of the dial.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
Always look on the bride side of the dial. The
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move the little dial onto gold and.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
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Speaker 7 (27:28):
The show that's always here to make you smile.

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Speaker 3 (27:52):
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Speaker 2 (27:55):
I'm about to talk about I can sum up in
just a couple of words this he's marriage. Why don't
I just read out a text message I got from
my wife at eight am last week. Sorry for being
grumpy about your trousers this morning. It literally came out
without even thinking I'm so grumpy when I got woken up. Sorry,

(28:19):
kiss kiss, you might thinking, wow, we what's going on there?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I am passionate trousers.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
What happens was last week, last week of our break
before coming back to work and beginning the radio show. Right,
and so I was still getting up. I was getting
up early. I was getting up at six o'clock to
start to get us to breakfast hours, and I was
finishing off my book. So while everyone else is asleep,
I was going to do a couple of hours work
and something. So obviously each morning I would have my

(28:50):
clothes ready to quietly put them on, sneak out the bedroom,
close the bedroom door. My wife carries on dozing for
a couple of hours. However, these trousers I was putting
on this particular morning, they were a little bit there
was a little bit of extra rustling.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Is he going to trouser?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Be so not?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Be funny it there's only six am.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
What it means a grumpy missus O'Connell. It's not that early.
It's the best time the day.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Guys, What material are these trousers?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Well, so what I thought?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I thought, you know what, if I start two months
the show, you're gonna want to know how noisy they are. So,
because I'm a radio pro, I went back up to
the bedroom, I strip naked, I got on the bed.
I recorded audio, only you didn't need to strip naked.
Ordered Well, actually, because i'm a methody jo time, I'm
the DiCaprio radio And by that I mean my wife

(29:42):
is twelve. He won't so, And so I recorded I've
recreated for this show for you guys. These are the
actual trousers. Let me play back the tape. Are they
really that noisy?

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
These are the actual trousers.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
What the hell are you wearing? Just are they tarp
hole and pants?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Taken up with the Venroy Corporation.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
So loud they sound like a Chino.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
No, no, nos, six am.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What am I selling?

Speaker 6 (30:24):
When we get that?

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Was so loud?

Speaker 6 (30:30):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I've got to be honest playing a bank it's loud.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
I'm with your wife.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
So here's what I need everyone's help.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
If you get up early in the morning, you'll have
your outfit ready where you can't be working up other
household members. If you get up routine early what we
do and loads of you do, You've probably got silent trousers.
I've got whisper quiet because I'm now I need quieter trousers.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Well, I've moved in because of the summer period and
the waistline has probably expanded more. I can't use button pants,
so now I've got whisper. Your chacks, you're not this
December has been.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
That's just generous.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
And so now I can't quite.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
You haven't gone to what we have to do elastic.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I'm got those as well.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Forget it.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
They whispered quite, aren't they? They keep your shame. Don't
tell anyone that you're not buns. I'm going to keep
you touched under a T shirt and that elastic is
doing the work of ten men.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
So are you using what the unigo? Which ones?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I need?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Silent trousers?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (31:46):
No, No, these are very.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Stealth bomber of trousers.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
All right, So I think you recorded yours as well.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I did. These are the ones.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Not silent, loud, louder than I don't think.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
We've got any idea.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
No, that's really loud.

Speaker 8 (32:08):
Both legs going in.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah, now this is alex As. I'm guessing yours a Chino's. Definitely,
this is a man who lives in China, who came
out his mum's womb in a little pair of natty
Junior ginos and thinly sold boating shoes.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Trousers.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So it's likely yachting. We're doing the hobart run to Sydney.
What do we push on cells?

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Luckily I get I get dressed in another room.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Noise, Yeah, makes.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Up the kids.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
I never knew trousers were so noisy.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Now there must be trades who are listening have got
quiet trousers, or you.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Know, they just were at the moment. They're just in those.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Real shorts, that sort of thing. Sydney Sweeney rocks around
in or Sabina carpenter. If anyone has got whether they
can swear silent whisper trousers, please give me a call.
My marriage is depending on it. After twenty eight years,
things have hit hard time in the bedroom with my noisy.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm now I now to pick them up.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Walk out to the kitchen naked in slippers.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Your naked what a great, a great way.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
If anyone's thinking about breaking the go good God, back up.
Oh my god, that guy's got all worlds of problems.
Last thing we need is Nick and his TV.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Christian, my husband gets up early like you, puts his
close in the dining room, laid out on the dining
room table.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
What is he a lord? Or who you're married to? Janine?
What a scene?

Speaker 6 (33:45):
What interesting bar.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
For Sarah draped over someone's fancy pansy. Christian, I'm a trade.
You get dressed in the other room. What's the other
room though there's just two rooms. I mean we're down size,
so there's the kitchen for me today. This is strange

(34:09):
when you're sort of hobbling around putting your socks and
jocks on and you're in your kitchen. The cat was Larry.
My cat was just sort of staring at me, like,
you can't live like this. Judge you judge me pooped
in that train. And then you know who's in charge?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It all right?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Coming up during the next half an hour. Then your
stories win prizes, coming up during the next thirteen minutes.
By eight o'clock this morning, you are winning prizes. It
is a show story slam three ways if you didn't
get your stories.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
On the show this morning.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
First of all, the phone number for us is stick
it in your phones thirteen fifty five twenty two, thirteen
fifty five twenty two. First thing you saved up for?
What's the first thing you saved up for? All these
stories they're all about. First start, first week on a
new national radio show for Australia in the morning. First
thing that you saved up for. First movie that made

(35:07):
you cry. I need to remember the first movie that
made you cry. And then the first person, first famous
person you ever saw out of that TV, that big
ass TV suddenly in the wild. Oh my god, is
that the guy from Country Practice?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
He's hotter Elliot.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I'm only eight, first famous person you met, saw, maybe
even got their autograph? All right, what have you got?
Thirteen fifty five twenty two? First thing you ever saved
up for? First movie that made you cry? And who
was the first famous person you ever saw?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Three Ways shore you get your stories on the show today?
The number is thirteen fifty five twenty two and the
topics are right now. You always remember your first first
famous person you saw in the wild. It's a big deal.
You can't believe they're right there in front of you
from your TV to your own eyes. It's I seeing

(36:04):
an endangered species. Oh my god, is a red panda?
How'd you get out of the Oh my god? Who
was the first famous person who ever metal saw? What's
the first movie that made you cry? And the first
thing you saved up for? Good morning to Richard's. First
thing I saved up for was a component stereo system.
That was the goal in my life as an eighteen
year old Christian after hating my parents old record player

(36:26):
when my dad put one speaker in the kitchen and
one in the lound room.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Wait did your dad invents so not?

Speaker 6 (36:33):
What is a component speaker system.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Got to be honest. I'm not entirely shuck, but let's
just go with Richard's world. It's Richard world right now.
We're guessing it. So listen to my old Pink Floyd
albums and stereo. I had to sit in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Christian. First movie I ever.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Cried at was Beaches. Yep, that's Nick Christian. First famous
famous person ever met Bill Goldberg at rod labor One.
I was ten waiting love for two hours. Legendary wrestler. Yeah,
simply known as Goldberg. He's before they all had names.
I undert Just sit me there. His nickname is god surname.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So oh, first time I saved up four was the Beatles'
album Abbey Road.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Debbie.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
First movie that made me cry American Werewolf in London.
There's a bathroom scene lead actual standing in front of
the foggy mirror when the fog left. I think it's
called steam but anywhere, let's go with fog. It's Deborah's
world right now. Was Richard's earlier, and when it cleared
the decayed face that appeared behind him, it gave me
such a fright a burst of tears. Had to excuse
myself from the theater. Back in the days were streaming,

(37:41):
you had to excuse yourself. You can just pause. I
don't want to watch that anymore. Just leave that, Tony,
because when I was a kid, are saved up for
a pair of pink Levi cords.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
This was fifty years ago.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
All the rage rae, yeah, my twin. Do you know,
let's talk this week about twins. You ever speak to twins.
They've all kind of crazy stories. They feed each other's pain.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
You take an.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Appendix out of Marie and suddenly Angela fills it in Perth.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
I think you've only spoken to twins in movies.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
No no, no, no, no, no no. Anyway, let's go
back to Tony's her world right now. My twin also
saved her money. We went to the clothes shop, but
they only had one pair of my pink cords.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
My mum let her have them.

Speaker 10 (38:27):
Oh not.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Definitely talk about favorites. There's always a favorite, maybe by
the Crimson Hitster Mustangs. And instead of the flare going
out sources the side they've fled and the they just
fled in to this day, I've never forgotten my sister,
my twin. I'm seventy the never Scarred for life.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
They'd make that noise cords when you walk. They were
very noisy walking across the room.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Noisy trousers, pats.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Maybe i'll wear them in this week when it gets
a bit cool. I have a pair of blue cords.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Oh, please string them out for twenty six bring the
cords back.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Let me just let me just amplify these cords.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Slight velvet quality to them?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Is that Harry Styles at fifty two?

Speaker 6 (39:13):
What events are you wearing your velvet blue cords?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Friday show?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Right, Friday?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
All right, No, it's dressed up Friday, a new thing
on the show, not dressed down, not on their show.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
We dress up on a Friday. All right.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Let's go to Tim now, Tim, welcome to the show.
Good day, Christian, I'm good mate, Happy New Year. And Tim,
what's the first movie? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
What's the first movie that made you cry?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Timmy?

Speaker 13 (39:39):
My, this will pull it your hard strings too, mate.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
It's got to be when Goose stores in top Gun
and then Maverick's got to go to the wife and
the kidney wife. Oh my god, I was every time.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It gets me, every time, no.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Matter how many years it's been it still gets you
right in the heart. I think for a lot of
young men, it's the first experience of loss. Good it is.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Goose was like right now, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Neil head when his head hits that canopy on the
top of the plane, and he's and what's a canopy?
What's the canopy? Goose and mav is then cradling him
in the ocean. They're bobbing up and down in an
ocean of grief and tears and kins.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
I'm loving this liverary of Tim and Christian feel.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yes, it's big, it's big.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
It's big.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Tim.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
By the way, you're talking about Top Gun, that classic movie,
it is forty years old this year.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Forty years mate.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, yeah, so Tim, there's a big idea that I
really have. It turns forty in May. I'd like to
hire a plane screen the movie with a load of
our listeners at forty thousand feet. Top Gun at forty
You didn't want to get Tim, easy, mate, when we
just starting to know each other.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I don't know what you like at forty thousand feet.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Some people, you know, they're not nice. Top Gun at
forty thousand feet. Now, you know we can't emulated sixty
two new bosses over Christmas. No, seriously, this company has
suddenly accumulated sixty two new bosses.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
They're like Russian dolls.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Steve, our new boss we got six months ago, has
now created a laboratory several bosses that have emerged out
of it. I spoke to won them yesterday. Who's come
from the world of TV? Yeah, I know, I know, video,
you know radio. I want you to pitch me your
biggest ideas, and I'm gonna make it happen, gonna be
in big brands, went great. Top Gun. I pitched it
to this big boss yesterday. Top Gun turns forty one

(41:42):
a high a plane. Top Gun at forty thousand feet.
The phone goes silent. Hello, only Bossy there? Oh, I
go or it's at forty feet and the plane the
plane doesn't leave the tarmac.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
No, I didn't even I think it's probably harder to
do it at forty Feeteah.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Anyway, that's my dream.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Taking Stories today. First movie that made you cry, first
thing you ever saved up for? Come on to Sharon
Christian Levi's I put a pair on lay by a
pair of gray Levis.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
They were twelve dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Most of the days you get coffee in something these
days twelve bucks. I used to get one dollar a
week pocket money to twelve weeks to get them three months.
First time I wore them, I fell over and ripped
the knees out of them. I was shattered. I could
never wear them again. Mum could not sew them back together.

(42:42):
Do you remember me, you always shattering the knees out
of droughts and stuff like that's a kid. Yeah. Yeah, Nowadays
kids are never known. You don't see a kid with
greys knees anymore, right, they called social services. Yes, true,
there's not a photo. I mean, my parents arepare to
only when when my kids were old enough to actually
like understand that, you know, I have my own parents,
and I wasn't just had my own back life, you know,

(43:04):
because up until certain age, the kids just think you're
a silhouette. They think he's just born in middle age person.
And then when I'm looking at photos of me when
I was their age, and one of my daughters.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Actually goes, oh my god, you were young ones. She
wasn't even joking.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I was Yeah, I like you had hopes and dreams
and a vision board as well. Like you you want
to see a long middle aged people vision boards. I
don't care about your less dreamson. Or you've had your time,
old man, get off the planet. Anyway, there we go.
My parents only have about three photos in the eighties.
You only had about three photos. There was a school
photos and then maybe one or two other ones. Anyway,

(43:38):
there's not a single photo of me as a kid. Well,
I'm not in a gray's knee or there's a scab there.
This is how we used to be. Your generation. You
don't grow up with grays knees.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
No, my knees a perfect.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
You haven't got shrapnel wounds left in them like mine.
All right, so we got here, Chris, Good morning, Chris,
welcome to the show. Good morning, Christian how I'm good mate,
and thank you very much for giving the show a go. So, Chris,
what was the first thing you ever saved up for me?

Speaker 13 (44:07):
First thing I saved up for? Yeah, I had a
job at a mushroom farm stapling boxes together when I
was a kid in year eight, and I saved up
for three years to buy a beautiful four wheel drive
and I took that four wheel drive out three years later,
obviously when I got my license and I got it bolked,
and then I borrowed. Yeah, we walked back in the
rain and borrowed a mate's fall will drive who wasn't home,
but his parents let us take it. And then on

(44:29):
the way to pull my four wheel drive out, I
rolled his four wheel drive.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
And what a story. I know, Chris, I know.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
And then I had to sell my four wheel drive
to pay for the damages of his. So for three
years I staved. I was stapling boxes every day. Oh my,
what's nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
The classic story is Sissyphus puned that rock up the cliffs,
pushing those mushroom boxes up there.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I only to go back and bush.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Them back up.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
It's the saddest story I I heard, Chris.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
He got bogged as well, climbing up the hill.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
We should start go starter or kickstart to get your
four wheel drive now all those years later.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
Yeah, I've got a new one now, but that was
like thirty.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Years away from those bobs, Chris. Chris, thank you so
much for calling the show a really great story. Well told,
thank you, thank you so Yeah, all right, we got
the news sport coming up, and then we have major
prizes for you to win your way to the Australian Open.
I mean finals tickets gave away a pay yesterday. Battle

(45:27):
seats is back now. Before I just hand over to
pants Lance with the News and Sport, I want to
just end this out with an invitation. I'm really serious
about doing this thing. At Top Gun. We just love
that movie, right, people of a cent generation, and I
think it's become even more appreciated now because of how
good Top Gun two was. I don't think Tom Cruise's
stock has ever been higher. Yeah, you know, we went

(45:49):
through a phase with the jumping on Oprah's couch and
all that where people are like, okay, the scientolity things
a bit. It's a bit now again you realize he's
a one off. I don't think we're ever going to
see that kind of big Hollywood impact player anymore. It's changing,
and so I really am seeing it's Top Gun turns
forty and May this year. I really would love to

(46:11):
hire a plane get a load of us. We're on
the green jumpsuits and we watched the original movie forty
years on at forty thousand feet and so I know
there's a lot of people listening to the show right
now in influencers of power. I don't know. I know
there are a lot of cmos. They're called that's their
language right now. Chief marketing officer of all the major airlines. Okay,

(46:34):
they listen to show. Eight o'clock is always when they
tune in. Okay, they've just done their first boardroom. They've
just talked to all the investors about the plans this year.
How's it looking cured while we've got that big stock
market report for February. I know the boardroom language I
speak it, guys, Top Gun at forty thousand feet, and
if you're our new boss, Kerry, who's come from Channel nine,

(46:55):
not at forty feet.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Christian, this is Caroline and Reese. Please please please put
us on the plane. See Top Gun at four forty
thousand feet. It's our favorite movie all time. Make it happen. Cawenn,
I'm on hold right now. To Rex Airlines, we would

(47:24):
I think you have the only allowed on Rex if
you dressed like a trade or you've got bintan T
shirt and you've got a neck tattoo. Otherwise, sir, so, sir,
can I see the back of your neck? Has it
got some song? Lutes and creed get off? The flights.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Always go to places like exist No no no.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
But if they do top gun up forty thousand feet.
Do you know what, Bloody Love Rex would do anything?
Best mates, Bloody Love Rex. Hey you know what it
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can catch Spacey, Jane, the Kid, LaRoy, Peggy Goo and
Moore at the AO. Live tickets are on sell now.

(48:02):
You got the tennis, You've got live music, you got
pop up bars. It's all going on. It is like
a festival down there. It's incredible and every day this
week and next week. Major prizes to be one. We're
talking finals tickets. We're talking big vouchers as well.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
At the there's a mission to complete. At d it's
time to pick your battle seats. Amazing prizes to.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Be found and.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Final tickets are around day two. Battle seats. Now, some
of you have a certain vintage and a surtainage. You
remember the great game battleships. What a fun thing for
kids to play. You versus an elderly relative or a friend,
and you're in charge of naval warships and you're trying
to blow each other's warships up. The more I think

(48:49):
about this, I used to love playing that game with
my elderly nan, and what we thought Monopoly was a
bit of about bankrupting family members. How about now you're
a naval commander following up warships. Oh, that's a great
kids game one hundred.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
No, wonder the world's screwing up right now?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Anyway, Battle seats, aim idea under the seats of rod Laver.
Are your prizes now? There's fifteen thousand seats at rod Lavor. No,
we're not just putting you on game, I think nine
Jane nine. We're narrowing it down winning sections.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Hey listen, I've not been snoozing for the last seven years.
I've been dreaming about this national show and one day
when I do get it, doing a competition that's essentially
based around sections and rows, which is occading as the
Queen our battle seats or what section are we in today?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Alrighty, we are section forty four.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh my god, oh the fours clickity click two lovely ladies.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
And the rights the most important thing.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
I'd be a terrible bingo call I just fixed up
up one angry nun number seven.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Naked misshif zero. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Why the religious I don't know why the Catholic upbringing?
It stays with you. It's screws your mind a bit.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Anyway, Where are we? What section I'm in right now?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
You're in section forty four?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh my god, I love that section.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
It's the second tier of seats and there are no
bad tears or seat.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
It's at the AO.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
It's high in the sky.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Not that high though, it's good high. You know you're
up there.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
We wouldn't say the umpires up high.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
It's high up there.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
He's got a great view.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
He's tear two up there.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Alrighty, Now we go to the most important part.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
You stop mucking around, just get down straight to it, please.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Alrighty. So we are in road J and.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
N today, Oh my word, Jay and N J for Juliet,
N for Nigeria.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
And this is where it gets a little bit difficult. Well,
because it's a corner. It's kind of like on the
corner of the arena.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Why have you done that? Then?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Don't pick the corner anyway, Yes, we want to.

Speaker 11 (51:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
We're just having a bit of fun. Guys, it's battle seats.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I don't know about you when I want to have fun. Ayows,
go to a corner. What's going on with that today?

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Just say a number? Yeah, Rose, Okay.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
So if you're guessing Roe J for a great prize,
you have to guess between the numbers one and seventeen.
If you are guessing Row N, you are guessing between
the numbers of one and nineteen because there's two extra
seats in that chat.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Are you giving them any tone to write down these
numbers they need?

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
I can say it again if you want.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Please, If it's not too much trouble, all right.

Speaker 10 (51:38):
If you're going for Row J, you're going between the
numbers of one and seventeen, good luck. If you're going
for N, you're going in between one and nineteen, extra
two seats, all.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Right, give us a call right now. Lines are open,
thirteen fifty five, twenty two. So many numbers, so many rows,
so many corners.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Are doing battle seats every show this week and next
week Big Price, Who Won?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Are the Australian Open.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
At the there's a mission to complete. It's time to
fit your battle seats. Amazing prizes to be foundts all around?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Where are the lucky seats today? Participating the Queen of
battle seats, the winning sections today?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
And rows?

Speaker 10 (52:29):
Alrighty, we're looking at road j end N and between
one to seventeen for JA and one to nineteen for N.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Good luck?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Is anyone else finding this? This is so many nils.
I'm not sure we're doing it the right way. Are
we missing something here? It's a color brain cells? All right,
let's go to duels is playing first of all? This morning?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Good morning jewels, Good morning fist in.

Speaker 14 (52:54):
I'm cudding along the road in Victoria at the moment
on my horse. So we've been a great morning.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Playing on your horse right now?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Hands free, I'm cudding.

Speaker 14 (53:06):
I got one hand on.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
The both hands on the rains.

Speaker 14 (53:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
And what kind of horse? I candy the clip class?
What kind of horse you're riding at the moment? How
many hands? Sounds like a twenty one hander?

Speaker 14 (53:18):
Well you're close. He's seventeen hen and he rais he
weighs six and fifty kilos and he's an x ray horse.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh wow, okay, and beautiful nice morning there for you ride.

Speaker 14 (53:28):
It is a beautiful morning. We just did work on
the track. Now we're trotting along the road. I've got
two horses I'm hiding from my husband at the moment.
They're called hide and seek. He doesn't know I have them,
so I have to go on top passes.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Now you hire two horses.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I speak as a man, and my wife could easy
hide horses from me. I can't even find the main
AIGs in the fridge. My wife goes, it's right there.

Speaker 15 (53:51):
It's just twenty your face, easy on that stallion the jewels,
ah right, okay, So where do you think the winning
seats are?

Speaker 14 (54:03):
Well, thirteen has always been a lucky number for me,
and obviously Jays the duel. So I go Jay sifteen please.

Speaker 16 (54:10):
J thirty you wino, Wow, you win.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Five hundred dollars worth of chemist warehouse virtues, virtues, ouptures.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Get you sell some get you sell some horse feed there.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Some of the best horse feed.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
They do bandages for their hoofs and stuff like that,
and fas themselves jewels.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Well, now that's awesome, all right, enjoy the rest of
your eye.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Take care thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
All right, more prizes to be one next, give us
a call. They's stole one more lucky seats.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Give me a call.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. We're taking your calls next.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Christian O'Connell shower gone podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Act like nothing happened there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Wow, we caught twenty eight years of this radio.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I've never given away a price to someone calling in
from a top.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Of a big horsey.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Another first only in Australia, In Australia. Oh my friends,
there's still one more winning seat this morning at the.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
There's a mission to complete. It's time to dig your
battle seat. Amazing prizes to be founds all around.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
All right, where are the winning seats? We've got one
big winning seats left. But Ducy Caitlin, where are the
clues today?

Speaker 10 (55:50):
Alrighty, so we only have row M left between one
and nine.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Now it sounds like you're saying M four eminem's is
it M or n N for Nigeria?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You got it? Let's play phonetically or not at all? Nicole.
Good morning, Nicole, welcome to Battle Seats on the.

Speaker 14 (56:07):
Showcome Christian, and I've got to say battle Sheep and
the village people. Is a dream.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
It's a fever dream.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
It was cheap.

Speaker 14 (56:20):
It's I'm having fun.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Great stuff, Nicole. Right, you already try and win some prizes.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Absolutely, And what do you think the winning seat is
this morning?

Speaker 14 (56:32):
I have no idea. I keep changing my mind, so
I'm going smack in the middle. What's my choice?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
It is one?

Speaker 14 (56:40):
Oh go change smack in the middle and ten and.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Ten and for Nigeria in and for Nicole and for the.

Speaker 16 (56:48):
Cole whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa winner.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I'm quite sound about you.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
There's the premature winner. You have one sky high rises.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Look up in the air.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
It's winning a coal one thousand dollars of flight vouchers.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I am not joking.

Speaker 14 (57:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Really yep, so I'm nice.

Speaker 14 (57:15):
We'll fly down to the open.

Speaker 17 (57:16):
Now, Yes, yeah, you want you one one thousand dollars
flight vouchers.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Well done.

Speaker 14 (57:27):
Oh my goodness, that is so amazing.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Thank you, my pleasure.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I really enjoy whatever you decide to do with your
fly voucher. It's a thousand dollars treat yourself. I hote
you something really good fun, Nicole. Thanks to Corn the
show have a good day.

Speaker 17 (57:40):
I've already had fun.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Thank you bye, and it's only eight thirty five. We
got the news, sporting Battle Seats, the Rose, the Sections,
the corners, too much examine back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Time for today's time wasted. I forgot so the best show.
It's a gold class family pass. We're looking for your
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Hunters and deck collectors.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
Silver Floods.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
You know we love our new funky CEO please call
me Steve O like Albow. Oh, CEO speed Wagon, let's
start calling him Ceo Speedwagon.

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Never explain why?

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Oh you know what if you're a really good doctor,
you know what they call you, the cure doctor.

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Have you got the cure doctor?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Good morning, Australia Train conductor, train ticket spiece Silver You
love the eighties band? Foreigner? Oh god, yes, oh yeah,
something I know well about Foreigner? Immigration officer?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Oh no, have you got all your papers?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
So?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Oh yeah, no?

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No, what's in the suitcase? Huh dear Aners, removal man
and Van Morrison.

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Yes he gets it. Back shoes scores alright, Ria, what
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shack shearer.

Speaker 16 (59:36):
Shearer.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Vomit emoji, bronze Ino.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Who's that rapper delivering my post? Why it's posting Malone?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Oh no, that's good, okay, Silver.

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PT, Gabriel PT.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Subtle cold.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
And kater A sobrano. She's got little kishas for you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Bouncing around that. We're back to bronze now as well.
All right, what have you got? Have you got a
gold silber bronze? Text now job bands will mark them
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Today's Time Waste would have confured job at bands for
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Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Have you got a gold silver bronze?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Played them earlier?

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Plumberwomba Plumber, Plumber gold plu. My god, that is very good,
World done, Sue, Buscar rhymes. These are these are really good.
Buscar Rhymes is genius, sir. Who's that Nathan? Well done?
Stewart's goot Iggy Lollipop Lady Iggy Pop. That's good you

(01:00:54):
Hootie and the blow fisherman silver, what about this did
a job. And if there's a youngster right now looking
to get a big break in a new industry, white
snake charmer, snake charming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I think they do courses online.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Now, Yamara, shut up, big big star, Susan Boyle, incredible voice,
what a voice. Well she's now making that. She's now
Susan boiler maker. She's singing and she's smashing that big
iron vat.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
You know, I heard that name.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I bring her back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
That that that wet, wet wet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
That's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Plus and boys to businessman. Look at them on now
did you hear them on Diary of a Ceo? Silver
ed sheep sharing, Oh god, yes, Barbara streisened silver god,
dumb Joe sparking, Mark got a trade.

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It's giving up the funky bine. She's got a trade
and a living mate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Come on, smashing Pumpkin farst bronze, Alien accountant farm a
silver proctal harum? What's pctal procol harum? Whitish shade of
pal did that song? What's proctal proctal? I think they

(01:02:21):
mean rectal.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Typo not good either way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Actually, Ricky Martin, that guy a ladding with a load
of bricks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
But what an image.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Short shorts, incredibly home glues, hand legs. So I don't
know why I'm salim everything. Sorry, system of a groundskeeper.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Oh god, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Very good, Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Everyone's got a side hustle, even shirt T shirt like
that Slie the Family, Stonemason, Silver Lady gar Garbagement. The
image of its hauling those bins.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Is a winner.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
I was gonna go with Plumber one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I don't think you hurt me. That's winner.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I think someone forgot how it all works. There we go,
good to be reminded. On day two. Well, well, unlucky lou.
Now someone has a sister. Did I throw to her
at the end of the show. You know someone who's
really activate the moment. The Queen of the Battle Seats.
Tomorrow morning on the show, it's back the Rose, the aisles,

(01:03:41):
the corners.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
There's a mission to complete. It's time to pick your
battle seats. Amazing prizes to be found.

Speaker 14 (01:03:56):
Around now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Earlier on you left the studio. You the coward.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I got told off by the Queen of Battle Seats.
But she's a Caitlin. You did something illegal. You want
to go in the big house. A guy you with
that new hair of yours won't last long. You'll be
someone's beach. You'll be led around. Do you want to
go to prison? Rio?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Alright, anyway, now what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I've forgotten.

Speaker 10 (01:04:24):
All I wanted to say was you can actually get
a headstart on tomorrow's game to win your prize.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
So won I know twenty one hours earlier? No, no, no,
no don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I got read the Riot actually, because apparently this is
a game of skill.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
These are very ikilful game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Oh my god, the whole day mental athletes.

Speaker 10 (01:04:48):
Now, we will put up tomorrow's section on our website
today so you can go on have a look, and
they are are clues to give you what.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
The seat bet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
It's so cool kilful.

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
Alrighty, So just a heads up, it's going to be
section nine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
I'm not going to give you the.

Speaker 10 (01:05:07):
Rose because that gives away one of the clues. But
we have two great prizes tomorrow. One is a doubles
to the women's finals, Wow, flights and accommodation, which is incredible.
And then the second prize is a five hundred dollars
New Balance voucher.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Oh new Balance.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
Yeah, so just jump on the website.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Listen, I just did you know what Kitlin did? She
just leant back from my chain clapped herself. It's like,
okay to do that already. I might you know when
I do a time where she gold just go back,
me go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Meet, go, meet, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Can I suggest you just got a better bit early time.
You've been bouncing around trying to keep us out of prison.
In the Big House, he told you what the fate
for Rio. It ain't good anyway. Maybe back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast