May 13, 2026 • 56 mins
Kicking off with Tombstone Texts - from Patsy accidentally launching “Woodgate” with her new neighbours to Rio proudly road‑testing his mum’s beach chair indoors.
Another round of Small Thing Big Joy celebrates industrial‑strength vacuuming, nostalgic sci‑fi binges and that perfect first sip of coffee.
Christian also unveils the show’s Top Gun Friday plans as they gear up to celebrate 40 years of Top Gun.
Plus, the team reveals their Celebrity Crushes before wrapping with Muscle Movies for At Work Time Wasters.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (01:42):
Good morning, Patsy, Morning morning, Alex, good morning, good morning, Rio,
Good morning guys. Another twenty four hours on from my
team Southampton winning, and now I'm even more stressed because
of spy gates. Alex. Educate people listening now to spygates.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It is crazy. So there's now a shot of a spy.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yep and in turn someone spied on the spy yes,
spying on Southampton's team that they beat yesterday in a
big playoffs final to get promoted back into the Premiership.
And if you get promoted, it changes the fortunes of
the club. You're back in the biggest league in the world.
You're automatically get to give it a big balloon payment
about thirty to forty million dollars so you can buy
(02:23):
an extra plays and you're back in the biggest league
in the world. We were in the Premiership for decades.
A couple of years ago we crashed out. It's very,
very hard to get back up. Wrexham looked like they
were about to get back into it, didn't make it,
and so over the last eight or nine months Southampton
had a terrible startless season and have worked so hard
as a club to get into this incredible position where
(02:44):
they have now at the moment, made it into a
Wembley playoff final where the winner gets promoted. However, Alex
tell them why they could not even be at the
game a week Saturday at Wembley and the fans have
already bought the tickets now and book accommodation.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And now they're going to be rushing through a court case.
This really is a global story. It's even the Uber
Drive today listens to the show goes, oh my god,
how are you about spygate? Obviously listened to some English
radio station called talkSPORT. They're all talking about spygates.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So this intern was at the middle.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Going on a UK drive show Talk Sports that this
afternoon the time to talk about spygate. They've got their
fan down under Wow, concerned in Melbourne. Christian o'clumn Christian
joins us Now that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
But it's so insane what is going on because this
intern was at middles portraying that's who they played against.
This that's who they beat. And there's also reports now
that this has been ongoing. This isn't the first time.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
However, I will just say anyone can fling around accusations.
It's crazy an in turn, I mean, look, we have
interns here. They don't represent the radio station, so they
get sent Keen. No one at the Saintly Saints sent
him to spy on Middle.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
This is his own idea.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Anyway, a kid with a good bit of gumption. I
tell you what, I'm going to hire that kid. We need. Actually,
don't worry about spine on our rivals. It's pretty obvious
they've been in the same radio for the last thirty years.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
But the photo is hilarious, like he's behind a tree,
behind a tree and Alex it looks like something from
an eighties movie like Porkies.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know, he's spying on the girl's volleyball team.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And he's got his phone like horizontally yeah, like looking
into his he's the.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
World's shittest spies.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Have you've seen it? Rio, He's literally he's not even
hiding behind the tree. Three quarters on him is is
out from the tree.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Try to look less like you're spying.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A bit more the thing of like, how how bad
are Middlesbrough team that they didn't see there's someone leaning
on a tree, not hiding behind a tree, filming us.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's almost looks set up. It looks it looks like
a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's how bad it is. So it's just some young kid,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah, he looks about a teen. He does.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Bless him, yeah, but not blessed him. If we don't
go up because of this, it's and now they're trying
to rush through this court case because time really is pressing,
and they're saying that Southampton could be thrown out of
it and middles brother team they beat yesterday now go
through to the playoffs. That is just I can't even
I can't even understand. I can't even think about that possibility.
(05:28):
Heartbreaking for the team and the fans.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
That's worse than just losing you, yester.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I said to you at one point I said,
rather than the way we lost, rather than we win,
and then there's a court case tomorrow on Monday and
they're thrown out the whole competition. It's all going to
come down to because legally you can spy on another
club and watch their open training sessions, but not seventy
two hours before the game.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Yeah, right, okay, so you can spy sometimes, yeah, but
not always.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And so they only brought that rule in recently. The
Premiership don't even have a rule for spying because obviously
they just presumed that you should be doing that and
you would gain an unsportsmanly favor advantage. And that's what
it's going to come down to. The ruling on that
so bad and you've just got bad feeling as well.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, the coach walking out as well. In the press
conference he was asked about it just gets up, walks out.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's not a good look. No, that's don't worry. Michael
Voss is available so that if you do lose the
coach over this.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
If Southam's got thrown out of the playoffs, I may
need a day off next week.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't think I could pull myself together enough to
deal with this show. My own show. I've created a
hostile environment. It's my own fault. I just don't want
to be in it for one show. I just can't.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, that's a lot for way.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
People would come for me, they'd come for me. I
just can't handle it. I'm just not built for that.
It's just too heartbreaking. All right. We do a thing
on a Thursday called Tombstone Text. This is where we
ask you to get your phone out and tell us
what is a text message that's at the top of
your phone. Imagine now that is your tombstone. What does
it say? Send us your a tombstone text? Four seven
(07:09):
five three one oh four three. Mine is you recently
received a free national bow cancer screening program. Kip I
didn't realize, So I did it a couple years ago
when I turned fifty. Amazing things in this country. Is
your count really cares about you? When you turn fifty
you get the free bowl cancer Screenkip I did it.
I didn't realize it's obviously they do it every couple
of years. So I got the new one arrived yesterday,
(07:32):
so my weekend will be back with that little bag
of fun.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
The protest is yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Good, it's incredible thing to do. So it's many, many,
many lives. But you don't know how lucky you are.
I don't think there's any other countries in the world
to do this.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, it's an incredible thing. So yeah, and they send
you reminders every day. That's good because people forget about
it with all the best one in the tea. I
will do that. I will do that. You put it
in a cupboard somewhere and you get these reminders that
tell you to remind you to get out of the
cupboard and do a good thing as well, not just
for yourself, but your family as well. So that this
will be my three word weekend. I will be how
(08:09):
to count to a Monday? Did my tests? Cooed in
the bag? Patsy, what is your tombstone text? Yes?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Not off to a good start with the new neighbors.
That is from my husband. I was talking on the
show earlier in the week how our neighbors of nearly
thirty years have just moved away on one side and
new neighbors are coming in anyway, Lee, the old neighbors
said to Chris listen, I've got a heap of firewood.
I'm not going to use it. It's actually just going
to stay there. Please help yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And so, oh that's a good neighbor.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
They've been great neighbors. Anyway. We've got the new fire pit,
which is Chris's new toy.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It makes fire now and seasons are changing, and this
is fire pit season thick for some.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Moores on a Saturday night. We've been doing it every
Saturday night. So Chris kind of got confused as to
when the old neighbors moved out and then the new
neighbors officially took over the house. So he thought he had, like,
you know, two days grace to get in there and
get the wood. But no, he kind of mucked up
the date. So what happened yesterday Chris has got a
(09:10):
wheelbarrow load of this beautiful red gum firewood and he's
coming down the side of the house, the neighbor's house,
to be met face to face with the brand new neighbors.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh no, what a shock A drink, My god, there's
some strange dude rummaging in our guy.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Kind of thief in.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Crime rates in the city out of control. They're steading forward. Wait,
it's not even a teenager wearing ad it's a middle
aged guy, bare face, you know, wood gates.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
He sparks quite an obtrusive sort of figure in the
middle of the day. My big husband anyway, So Chris went, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh, hello big.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
You know.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
And the neighbor was kind of a small statue in color.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He didn't get in that well, bone chucked in Chris's
fire pit.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
That's it, Chris said, introduced himself. I'm terribly sorry, but
I am actually allowed to get this firewood.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Lady actually like the story. You got some PaperWorks to
prove it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Power.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
It's their house. Isn't allowed to know he's stealing their
fire the.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Worst possible impression.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You're right there now they're going to judge you patsy
out by a dodgy husband.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
The relationship is already ruined. It's never going to be
the same. So I thought, I'll make some cookies today
and take over with a nice bottle of wine and
hopefully that will, like, you know, ease the relates.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Thet'd be terrified you husband's will come with you?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Is he with that axe?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Is this in the garden happening? This after more firewood.
It was totally another three days to empty all the firewood.
You're never going to have?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Is it the Endzact cookies, Patsy, No, I thought i'd
make my yoyos. I've got my.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Still digested. That was seven years ago, delicious gob Stoppers.
You remember the old gob stoppers jaw breakers from the
mid bluck you out for a way weak annex. I
used to haven't passed it.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
I think I need to make another pas.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean, I think when I'm doing my test this weekend,
maybe some of one might come out from seven years
ago barely digested. I've never tried to swallow something so solid,
very hard, very hard, and I don't know about the
fib but it's more like a bit of grit or
a rock. I think she just made. She baked rocks
(11:32):
for us.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
I tried to make a low fat recipe, and you
should never tinker with the recipe. Oh yeah, no loaf,
I'm going to make a batch this weekend. I'm going
to bring him in there. No, no, no, I will
convince me.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, no, please please please, whatever we need to do
to unconvince you.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
We're doing tombstone texts who didn't Every Thursday morning, the
first hour of the show, you tell us about the
first text message that's on the top of your phone
right now, and imagine that your tombstone. What does it say, Christian?
My tombstone text would be not please if no answer
not louder so actually quite a funny one to have,
tombstone if there's no answer out to lunch. That's from
(12:15):
Josh Christian Callum in Marrickville. My tombstone text, my tombstone
will now be saying, after your nap, can you check
what we need for burritos? I get this actually every
day from my wife, who's obviously near a supermarket and
wants to me when I've woken up from my nap
to go and have a look, to walk into the
kitchen and see what's needed for that night's dinner.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Check what you've got yes, yes, worst feeling when you
haven't got a right.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yep, my tombstone tech. This is Patrick and cold stream
the dummy work to treat. No crying of fussing. When
I put him down. My tombstone text, could you do
the Shire for drinks on Saturday? Oh fancy?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Put on something nice, Emma. My tombstone text Christian, I
started watching that series you told me to watch. It's
so good. Or what are you watching before you leave?
Grab a ladder? That's Anthony. That's a great one as well.
Watch you come and see you up in heaven, or
of course down in now. I don't know what kind
of life here. You can go down as if they can.
That's right, my tombstone texts. Maybe bring a napkin.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Oh, that's just good advice.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It is, isn't it life advice? I always have one
in the back pocket. And then this one here he
rides them in. Oh, I think that's someone who's a
horse trainer.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I hope. So he rides them in.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I think that's a horse trainer. They get them
out early in the morning, don't they horse trainers? And
they got how they're going to get back in the battle.
They won't put themselves there. You've got to ride them
back in rio. What's yours?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Loving that chair?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So my mom I got her a lovely, lovely, lovely,
lovely beach chair.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh it's just the weather for it right now. Temperatures
drop a solid twenty and get out there in a
little cheap o aluminium discounted beach chair you no, I
know it's discounted beech chairs. I'm not prime right now,
are they It's like stocks or something right now? No
one's rushing to buy a beach chair in autumn in Australia.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
And my mom sent me a photo with it not
on the beach obviously because it's quite cold.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
She can't use it in front of the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Can we put it on social media? It's the saddest
photo and actually looked like she's being held. Is it kidnapped?
How much do we need to send you?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Get that?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Show me a photo with today's newspaper that that poor
woman is. Okay, it's and she's sat in front of
a fire to keep more.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yes, well, I guess you can't use.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The long way from Mother's Day. When did it arrive yesterday?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ved?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh? Nice Wednesday?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yeah, that's really posed?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah? How much of that thing cost sixty?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
No, it was it.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
It was in triple figures.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
This so it's real low down? How old is mama Lee?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Mom specifically asked aluminium lightweight, low down, and it's very low.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I'm worried that she's going to be in there another
week or two until you come around and get her out.
I don't think she can get out of it all
the time. Has got to be careful once they sit down,
especially one that loads to the floor. It's like a
call level workout, hit mobility test.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
It's basically a rug she might.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Be using as a shell now for the next couple
of days until someone prizes it off.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Christian O'Connell Show on podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Anyone else on the team have their phone set up
Google News alerts? I think I'm going to turn mine off. No,
I do not. Perhaps you're added some pats you must
have for work, Yeah, yeah, let me find them stress.
So I'll just add one flash up now, just saying
rap mutation fears. I'm like, what am I meant to
do with that?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Have you got your alert set to rat?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
A mutation? You know, if there's a genome mutation out there,
I want to know about it before anybody else, and
I'll break it on the radio. That's what the show
is really known for. If there's rat news, you're here
at first on the home of rat News, The Christian
O'Connell Show. What do they mean? The rats? The rats virus?
Commutate net sausage rolls, you doing bit, the head of
(16:11):
IRUs and the cruises. Yes, I don't want to click
on the doom scrolling. That's why we need the bright
side of the darn. It's also why we need extra
time and the time wasted today. There were so many
great ones yesterday. Viking songs. This is a great way
(16:38):
to start the day. I'm fine. Oh my god, it's
getting that Jopamine movie the Fascis released as well. Viking songs,
extra time, waster best. Then we get you in the
next ten minutes. Then gold class double pass. The best
(16:59):
songs we had yesterday for Viking songs, Janie's got an Axe?
I should be so low ki val hallelujah. Hey guy,
you're an old star, still top of the class right now.
But what have you got right now? Viking songs very good?
Connors is someone in immediately must be one of our
bright Sider's sweet home val Hallah, oh, very very good.
(17:21):
All right, we all live in val Hall. Are some marine? Vadala,
are some marine? They love the Viking song the Beatles,
Silver Hi, Way to Helga, got those pigtails? Maybe this
weekend Sarah Sarah becomes olding out for a hero, oding
(17:46):
out for a hero and in excess. Hey love to
get their Viking on. That's right, meet you tonight. All right,
what have you got rio Viking songs?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
I'm sorry, miss Claxon.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh that's very good. Yeah, Johnny, I thought its lock
at the end of say shortened that bloody horn, goes
on for an age.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Why did you come on over valkyrie?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh that's very good, and I was gonna play it,
but he goes on for about an hour. Suddenly was
saying goodbye at the end of it.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
And finally Johnny Cash loves a bit of Viking action. Oh, actually,
the way I set that up, that's gonna sound horrible
with the next next thing, I say, I'm going to
pivot to another one.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, why not circle back around yet?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I want candy? Not I want can.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh I got it. Yeah, I want scandy. That's very good.
Oh no, he's just kunting now. It's a little Tommy squeaker.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Come on, he's doing this on purpose. And now you
had root Canal Turnery yesterday. Don't punish radio in the show, please.
It's a little sort of audio shot one of those
excuse me there we go. All right, there's no happy
media today. What have you got Viking songs?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Four seventy five three one O four three? Are you
ready to come back around for that? Jommy cash one?
I want to know what it is?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Ring a Freyer.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
All right, so right now, then extra time on the time,
Oister for your Viking songs. Monkey Wench, what God? Yeah,
Monkey Wench is very very very good. And he did
have a sort of side Wench, didn't he.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
He did?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Actually, Yeah, blunderstruck a silver plus beyond to be alive,
Beyond to be alive. Joe, hit me with your best acts,
God Hotel, so you get the horn, kickstart my long boat, brons, Yeah,
(20:10):
wake me up before you longboat. He's up with the
long boat. Just shove a long boat in their corner
and you Adam, come on. It's an ironic horn for
you guys. I'm rowing up that hill. Well done, Greg,
Marty's got hungry love your wolf, silver living on a fjord,
(20:32):
silver fly like a blood eagle, silver plus not a
phrase blood eagle. Everybody was kung fu Viking. Everybody was
kung fu Viking. That's great, Jeff, Well done, Christian. What
about the Viking version of the Muppet song Ragna na
Na Nana, Ragna Nana, Richard, I was made for loving
(20:55):
brew baby. It's a silfa sweet chariot of mine.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Silver?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
All right, who's the winning this morning? Who's best to show?
Who gets the gold class double.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Pass the brilliant monkey wench.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Wow? Done, you're the winner this morning, Christian Acundal Show
Podcast time for this week Small thing, Big Joy.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Small thing, Big Joy tax stas spot you enjoy like
finding five bucks in your jeans or buying the soft
fan of your dream.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, by buying a new vacuum cleaner. That is my
small thing, Big Joy debut vacuum yesterday. Oh my god,
I cannot. I even texted my wife to say that
new vacuum you're right to get. This works like a beast.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
What brand we.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Got a because we've got cats and dogs. We got
a Meala cat dog. I think it's called Mela cat
and dog. A witness we called cat dog. If you
want a new cat dog, it's called cat and dog.
And so, oh my god, it was so We have
had a cordless vacuum feet years now right, the old
dison and they're great. But if you got you have
(22:06):
dog hairs and cat hairs, you need something. And I remember,
do you remember last year we got into a big
argument on the show and I actually thought that the
cordless ones were just as powerful as the old plug
in the wall. Yes, we've gone back to plug in
the wall. It goes the rock beast mode. Wow, wow,
it was, it was. It is so sad to say,
(22:28):
but genuinely joyous to see that cat hair and that dog.
I go flying. I'm just bits of twigs that dogs
bring into the house and midst of sand and muck,
cat hair everywhere. We got a long haired cat, so
the cat the hair gets everywhere. Now. My wife also
has a huge fear of Australian spiders, and like any home,
(22:49):
there are those hard to reach. It sound like I'm
doing an efvert here, those hard to reach spider's descks.
Unleash me the cat dog. It's got a two in
one crevice nozzle.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's got a spidersucker.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, there has an extendable thing that can get right
up there. I sent three photos to my wife going
spider there have gone. Please put your hair in pigtails
and become Helga as a treat. Four sucking options. Who
needs four? Who needs a mild suck around the house,
(23:23):
get all that dirts up. It's such if they don't
tease it or lick it.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
What do you need for?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Straightway to whatever? The most powerful one is. It's always
on the thing, A lukewarm mild vacuum. Suck everything up
and ask me if I've got a nine meter lead?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Have you got a nine meter lean?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That MAT's bigger? Ask me if I've got a ten
You got.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
A tenny eleven?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I wish it was. They stopped a living Yeah,
but it is old school, still having to move it
around the house and find it's slightly irritated.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
It's caught on the table, and you think, can I.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Just I won't bother vacuum in beyond here because I've
got to unplug it. No one looks there anywhere. You
try and wave it in the direction, it probably got it. Yes, Patsy,
what's the small thing big joint for you?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Just rediscovering old nostalgic shows from childhood? So I was
surfing through Prime yesterday afternoon looking for something to watch,
and I came across V that sci fi series from
that I couldn't believe it. I had to like check
twice to see it was like the original V used
to be on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Late in the evening at eleven o'clock in the UK.
It was a rescap.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
I used to love thee about an alien invasion into
Earth and there were these race of reptilians that ate rats. Okay,
it was absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Too close to home, too close to home, a brain
from the rat mutations for your way ahead of the
curve in the eighties.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I couldn't believe it, so I started watching it again.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You watch it in the afternoon.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
No, it was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I'm click the.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Clown storters of the Flying Doctor.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
You want something with a bit of an edge in
the afternoon to keep.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Me had a bit of rats Fi, chill me out
in the afternoon and break from all that doom scrolling
dim viewing.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Well, that's the thing. Remember the lead actress, Diana, She
was like the real Batty in it. She apparently has
lived in Australia since like the late nineties.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Getting I don't mind that, but please don't take us
with you.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Here all this time.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You need to send us a worm Hole invite and
declined I'm not gonna ask. Suddenly the Google searchers for
Diana from V is going to Spike today her age
and her team. If she was, she's probably represent herself.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Now Christian Connell Show podcast, Why.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Have I now gone? Open tab on V to find out?
What character was Patsy talking about? Who's someone has been
living in Australia from the old eighties TV show V
is her name Jane Badler.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Jane Badler, that's it. And she actually lives in Melbourne,
I believe, and I think her father in law is
famous horse trainer from the Heighes Stay Below one.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
This is brilliant, I'd love to think, because you never
know that one of the many joints are doing the
radio shows. How many times we talk about something and
then ten minutes later you get a phone call, an
anonymous email someone heard saying with that I reckon. By
the end of today's show, we've got more information about
the powerhouse that is Jane Badler, Small.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Thing, Big joy, tax class spot you enjoy like finding
five bots in your jeans or buying the soft fan
of your dream.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I'm just looking at the blurb about the old TV
show from the eighties and nineties V an extraterrestrial race
arrives on Earth with seemingly good intentions. Hang on a second.
The neighbors are over Bob. However, fum fum from Their
true machinations are slowly revealed as they become more ingrained
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into society.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Isn't that good?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It might be like doing good community service, cleaning the
face up and stuff like that, stamping out ruts.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Until they peel their skin off.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh and reveal.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That they're three in the afternoon. Rieh, what's it for you,
small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 7 (27:28):
I'm obsessed when I have my dinner with getting the
perfect fite on my fort So say, for example, you've
got a roast pork. I want to make sure I've
got the perfect There's an art form to it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Is it that?
Speaker 7 (27:38):
It's art and the science of the perfect amount of meat,
the gravy, potatoes, a bit of crackling, and when you
nail that ratio and the total size.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
If it's perfectly in your mouth. Oh heaven, I tell.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You who always do it very well? TV chefs, you
know when they're tasting someone's dish. They don't do it.
The rest of us would where you know your bloody
other looks great. You start shoveling, almost inhaling it, and
bit goes down. No one's ever saying to him you've
got man overboard. You just got bit there on your note.
Still there notes stalled in between the molders at the back.
They don't do that. They precisely put it on that for,
(28:10):
don't they.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Gary Meagan when I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Who doesn't sorry a little bit too much so far
Private likes Natalie small thing, big joy. When I walk
into my local cafe is busy and my barista just
waves at me and mouths, oh my gosh, Santo big joy.
(28:35):
Christian was in a rush today, running a bit late
to get to work, all red lights. Why why is
that small thing big joy?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Maybe he was getting the second thing to it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Maybe Christian, small thing, big joy. When the first sip
of your raister, that's how Moody's and he's got that
text message wrong mate. Maybe does he mean he gets
more trying to hang out with us. That's why we're confused.
That's why it doesn't make any sense stalling him. We're
contractually bound to stay here. And listen to it. Small thing,
(29:08):
big joy when the first sip of your Barista coffee
is the perfect temperature. Catherine, Yes, Christian, small thing, big joy.
It just got the Brevel pie maker out on the
weekend with the temperatures changing, its pie season. Oh there's beautiful.
You're right.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Carry mem with a joy with us homemade pie season. Christian,
I need to know. I want to get that mea
cat dog. Did you go bagless? Do I sound like
a savage? No? I got the meala bag. Of course.
I need that bag protection. I need a new one.
That's from Nicole. Christian. I saw ice House live about
seven years ago. They are one the best live banch
(29:46):
you ever can see. Please please please give us a
heads up. One of the tickets going on soal midday
twenty fifth of May. Don't worry, there's one radio station
that loves ice House. Rest assured it's gold. You'll be
hearing plenty of reminders Monday, the twenty fifth of May
at Ticketech. That's where you can buy your tickets.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Hot Topics Number one Right now V the TV show
from nineteen the eighties, Really and nineties. Patsy, I've just
had an email from Russell Christian. I've got a half day.
I'm knocking off early. I know what I'm going to
watch this afternoon. V. Thank Pats. What station was she
watching on? Russell? You must be very old. It's a
(30:28):
streaming service Prime to see you found on.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Patsy Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh my god, that guy is gonna love it. Christian,
I remember just some Jane Christian. I remember the TV
show V they pro created on V. In that scene
when the baby is born seeming normal, then there's a
close up. It had a lizard tongue. It made me scream.
Could find Pats. We've gone into double thumbs up early. Yeah,
(30:55):
it's actually five alien thumbs up early. All right, So
tomorrow tomorrow? Can you believe? Top Gun turns forty four decades,
(31:16):
forty years old this Saturday. I still remember going to
see it with two of my best mates in nineteen
eighty six. We were thirteen, and it was then when
you had too You couldn't pre book cinema tickets. You
had to queue around the block, and even though you
were queing, there was still no guarantee you'd get in
and see it. They would let you and let you in.
(31:37):
Then when there were no more tickets, that was it.
You'd have to go and see something else. But Top Gun.
We got there extra early. We got in to see
Top Gun. Just a great, great movie, and so many
well not so many people, so many men changed their
behavior coming out of that cinema. What do you mean, well,
I remember buying aviators, suddenly, trying to wear a fur
(31:58):
lined jacket in the summer, in the summer.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Trying to play bats volleyball, yes, shirtless, shirtless but without
the ring.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's amazing, it's forty years old. I saw Tom Cruise
on social media yesterday sharing a load of photos from
behind the scenes, and you can see how proud he
is of what that movie's also become for him and
in doing the incredible A couple of years ago, when
the second Top Gun movie did the impossible, which is
its own outstanding movie in its own right. So how
(32:29):
do we mark this enormous moment. It literally excites me
that it's forty years old. This weekend, so tomorrows show
is Top Gun Friday. And yet we can play the
music from nineteen eighty six and music from the movie
as well. But what else can we do? And that
is my invitation and challenge to the producers today, Rio,
what's something we could do tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
At the heart of Top Gun is wing men, wing men,
wing men in each.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Other, wing wing women, wing women, wing people, wing persons, Yes,
wing humans, wing humans.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
If you're listening tomorrow morning, you call up and you
tell us which of the team between Christian, Me, Patsy
Alex who want to be your wingman, and together we
will elevate from being a wingman to sing man.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
If you choose me, For.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Example, I will sing a line of a song, I
then tag I then tag you in as my wingman
and or wing person, and you have to sing the
next line of the song.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
For example, Christian listener, you call in, you say, Rio,
I love you so much. I would love to be
your wingman.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Why would I go with like Patrio Alex?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
No, because you would want to go with someone with
a bit of musical experience.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Wing man on the radio show.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yeah, all right, let's do this.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Steve, Okay, so I start, I see a little sillowetto.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Man scaramouge, scaram mooge. Can you do the fan dango lightning,
very very frightening Galileo Loo. Do you know we generally
didn't rehearse that actually impressive. You couldn't tell that's not
going to go on that tomorrow. That was a one
(34:16):
and done. You know. Sorry, it's a bad line. Say
what am I on? Am I on? We're a Jones
and Amanda.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
And that's Singman.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I do like that. I do like Singman. That's val
I like Singman. Singman is very good. But Kanaan, what
have you got already?
Speaker 8 (34:36):
I've got two?
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Which one would you like the first one?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (34:39):
I think they're both as good as each other.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
You should do no quality control, we know.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
I think we do the need for speed hour calling.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh you're the perfect person. I've been in a cart
with you. How about the knee for road Safety Hour?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I agree with that too.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
I think my safety is very.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Not the buzz that I need for speed old lead foot.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
But tomorrow on the air, we have the need for
speed Hour, where you call in for a whole hour
and we only take stories about fast things.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
This is good. I like this.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
So for example, my old neighbor when I was a kid,
his name was Jeff. One day we were riding down
the hill on our bikes. His bikes breaks stopped working.
He wasn't flying. He hit our neighbour's letter box, went
over the top.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Land was in front of him.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
He felt the need for speed. Jeff in the air,
he's got air.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
And his teeth went right through his bottom.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Stories involved some horrible facial disfigurement. No one likes an
eye being gouge story The magicalin when we almost had
an arguing and I said, we cannot have that fork
in the eye. Story on Air is the best. I
like this though. These are two great ideas. Team, Thank you,
thank you, all right, So here's my one. Then this
is called Who's Your Goose? At the heart of Top
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Gun The way I saw at the time, this is
a movie about two guys who need each other, who
implemential You've got Mav he's the wild one, the Yang,
and then you got his best friend Goose, who kind
of completes him. He's the yin to his Yang. He's
the more grounded one. He's the dad. He's married. They
need each other in life. We need our mates. Who
(36:27):
is your Goose? Celebrate mateship and mates maybe as someone
who's not around anymore, it would be for me. But
it's a chance for me to remember my greatest ever wingman, Sean,
who passed away a couple of years ago. Who is
your goose? Sean? Even though he's not longer any around,
will always be forever my goose. Who is your goose?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
That's lovely.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I really like it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
E bonasaid they can play great balls of fire and piano.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yes, all right, Georgie, you've got an idea? What is yours?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (36:59):
So you were saying earlier how men literally change their
behavior after this. So I have some stats for this
five hundred percent increase in Navy enlistings after the movie
came out.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
It's basically a huge adport for the US nation and.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
At increase in raybn aviaate is being purchased. So what
I want to know is how has a movie influenced you?
Because for me, I watched surfs Up and bought four surfboards.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
This is a great idea as well. Team, These are
all good ideas.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
But Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Please join us tomorrow morning for the Top Gun Show.
Top Gun turns forty on Saturday. Watch it this weekend.
We should all watch it this weekend? Report back Monday.
How's it aged, Christian? When Top Gun first came out,
like you as a teenager, I went out and brought
a pair of Aviator sunglasses. Forty years later, at the
start this year, you announced you're going to try and
organize a fortieth anniversary gig in the sky Top Gun
(37:59):
at forty at forty thousand feet. I went out, brought
another pair and thought, I'm going to win myself on that.
What happened, Christian? Well, I said to the radio bosses,
I fill the need for speed, and they said they
fill the need to deal with Carl and Jackie up.
(38:20):
There's a lot of truth in that. There's so much
truth in that I could say no more. Hey, anyway, anyway,
Tom Gun at fifty thousand feet, maybe the case to
be set a worthy Christian. Weren't you going to be
doing Top gunn at forty? Is it python?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
And it gets easy to get a plane?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Christian? Why don't you do the show from a fighter jet?
This is we couldn't even get a bonds of flight
and watch it on our phones. I'm a fighter jet. Oh,
join us to worry for the Top Gun movie. Top
gunn at forty feet. I think we are on the
(39:05):
second order radio station, roughly that we can make the
primo work all right, coming up after eight o'clock. Then
Scott's given us this idea. Patsy was talking earlier about yesterday.
She was flicking around looking at old school TV shows
on Prime and she found VV used to be this
sci fi show, its good one back in the day
in the eighties, American TV show. And she saw that
(39:27):
one of the stars, the actress Jane Badler, has been
living in Australia for quite a few years. Scott text
to mego Christian Jane Badler. The fifteen hormonal year old
me woke up at that mere name sent shivers down
my spine. Jane Badler, God, admit, Christian was my first
celebrity crush. You'll never forget your first celebrity crush star
(39:54):
of V Jane Badler from our man, Scott, Who is
it for you, Alex.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I've got to say April from teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Wasn't expecting that. Yeah, but to each their own. Now
what appeal to you?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
She had this beautiful flowing red hair.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Oh, you've got a type a you married your own. Well,
I'm not going to call Bonnie and mutant Ninja. Sorry.
Oh yeah, and so Michael Angelo.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Sorry, Raphael Helenardo. Definitely not splinter.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Rio. Who is it for you? Who's your first crush?
Speaker 7 (40:37):
I wish I could give something more relatable or more
well known, but this is my truth. My first celebrity
crush was a tennis player from the early two thousands,
a South African female tennis player called Amanda Kutzer. Remember
she was not very famous. She was maybe the top twenty.
She wasn't like Anna Corner Covia known for being, you know,
(40:59):
a stunner or anything like that. But for whatever reason,
I was obsessed with Amanda kutz I would get up.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't know about obsessed thing at that age, you know,
locking that bedroom door, having a big shower of the day.
Suddenly you're very excited about the goings on at Roland
Garosh an unnatural obsession.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
I reckon I'm maybe the only person in the world
whose first celebrity crush was I would love anyone else.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Wow, huge, I really I thought Alex had a head turning.
Yours is incredible. Mine is suddenly seems quite boring. It was.
There was an eighty TV show wonder Woman, Linda Carter.
Ah just hearing this good Times, good Times waiting for you.
(41:51):
Let's now go into the mind of Petrina Jones Water No.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
No Is, Andrew McCarthy and Pink good looking guys. I've
still got the hots for him. If I see anything
with him in it now.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
It's it's just a big documentary.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Real it's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Wasn't he Was he the one in mannequin?
Speaker 8 (42:11):
Yes, he was.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
A store mannequin?
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Your trial it was? It was and they lived happily
ever after. But he's quite quite the avid novelist as well,
Like he's written a few books. But I still see
him on screen and as he still does it for me,
he's so unassuming. I know he's not a Brad Pitt
or a Tom Cruise, but for me it's Andrew McCarthy.
Had his poster out a TV week on my bedroom wall.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
This is brilliant. I remember that when you used to
rip out posters and they weren't like a fish ones
and he were very careful with the staple. When that
fold down the middle, it was like a fine art.
Wasn't up picking a lock? So he didn't tear halfway
through the body he was in.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
I remember in a white suit and it was pink background,
pretty and pink.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Loved it awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
You all, all of you remember your very first celebrity crush.
In a way, they're your first and last crush you'll
ever have.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
First male.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Hi A week Saturday, my wife and I mark twenty
eight years of marriage. But that woman knows there's three
of us in this marriage. There's me, her and wonder
woman Christian. A lot of a lot of guys my
age in my bracket early thirties or degree, the Pink
(43:32):
Power Ranger. Yes, I've got a lot of got a
lot of open tabs right now with various men and women,
probably eighties and nineties. This is a sweet one, actually.
First celebrity crush James Valentine uh sadly passed away ABC
(43:52):
Radio presenter, Brilliant, Brilliant, Maverick pioneering presenter ABC TV in
the afternoons. While I wrot my fan letter a few
years ago, I found the reply he sent me when
I was a young fan Jasmine. That's lovely celebrity crush, Christian,
my first one, Michael J. Fox back to the few Anacles,
even as a hairy teen wolf, Katrina Christian my first
(44:14):
celebrity crush. Kelly McGillis in Top Gun. My uncle took
me to watch Top Gun within one month of migrating
to Australia from Vietnam in nineteen eighty six. Didn't know
a word of English. What did you make of Top Gun?
Never dared to watch the film again for fear of
ruining that very precious young memory. Tan, I love that story. Christian,
(44:35):
my celebrity cushier as a teenager, nonether than the body
of Oh, we don't need that kind of language, mate,
el macpherson, keep it decent day in the middle of
the school rub the body of Elmtphierson. She was wasn't she?
Elder body McPherson.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
It still is no good genetics had a great brains.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Of course, what do you mean you've seen her in PERSONA?
Speaker 8 (44:56):
Well, she came into the station one day, did she?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
She run in the black thunders all on hard times?
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Not only can makeup, but her skin was just She's
a stunning looking woman.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Should you get to hey, how coach? Should you get
to it to see? Oh? Why is she caring for
an interview? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Absolutely stunning and just naturally perfect, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Stunning, Nat Yeah's celebrity crush.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh yes, stunning deep Dean, Good morning Dean, Dean. Yes
you're there, Yes, Dean, you're laying on air with us.
So your first celebrity crush, the best and only Amanda
could no way, no way thought it was the only
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one in the world. Lesser known tennis legend is you
and Rio. She was so good. Is the best tennis
player ever? Like I was ship there when I was thirteen,
fourteen years old. And as soon as she's playing up
to like the whole family, everyone shut up. She's playing.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Oh god, we could have been brothers.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
You should form the Australian Franklin.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
She was.
Speaker 7 (46:05):
She was a grinder down the back of the baseline.
She was smaller than.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
The other tall time.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh yeah, it was nis. Proud as you to appreciate
it down the back of the baseline like you yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, okay, Dean,
Thank you very much you call. I have a good day.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Thank you you too, thank you.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's going to Lisa now morning, Lisa, Hey, Lisa, Hello,
Hell are you boy? Good Lisa? Thanks for calling the show.
So your first celebrity crush? Who is it for you?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
My god?
Speaker 11 (46:35):
One of the sixiest men alive, Richard Gere.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Good looking guys.
Speaker 11 (46:42):
And I remember going and seeing him in Pretty Woman
in the late eighties, and I reckon. I went about
four times.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
And I would just sit there gazing with these love.
Speaker 12 (46:55):
Huts in my eyes and oh my god.
Speaker 11 (46:58):
And still to this day, I know he's older, but his.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Aged, beautifully handsome guy.
Speaker 11 (47:04):
Oh and in officer and a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh my god, really.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Yes, grab me in his arms.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I was.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Lisa. Thank you very much for your story.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Christian Condor Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Your first celebrity crush? What was yours? Good morning, Nikki,
Kannie Reeves.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Oh good one.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
First saw him in the Paula Abdul video. I didn't
know he was in a polar abdo what was he in?
What up? Opposite attract Christian. I had a very intense
relationship on one of the teenage Mutant Ninja turtles Raphael
no cartoon form.
Speaker 5 (47:42):
Okay, okay, there are a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Listen that really an attraction to Jessica Rabbit.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yes, a lot of Bunny as well.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
But when they did the live action movie. Oh my
crush elevated. I generally thought we had a future together, Christian.
My first ever celebrity crush was and still is. Just
ask my husband, the great great Actores aged well as well.
(48:12):
I watched this new thing that he's in two episodes in.
I'm sure some people listening have seen it. It seems
to be brilliant at the moment. DTS Saint louis very good. Okay,
let's go to the lines now, VICKI, good morning.
Speaker 11 (48:26):
Good morning Christians.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
All right, please take us there. Who was your first
ever celebrity crush?
Speaker 11 (48:32):
Okay, my first crush was bar Follow you John, Now
you won't know him. He was an ozzy TV star
in the late seventies early eighties. He was in the
Young Doctors Skyways. He even advertised holding Gem and I
on the Telly.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
What you're saying is this guy had range?
Speaker 11 (48:52):
Oh look you want this range? It gets better. He
also played Ronald McDonald in the TV.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Range range Red fright Wig, White Face, Red Shoes. Does
it for me?
Speaker 11 (49:11):
I must admit that was not what did it for me.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
But that's a great one.
Speaker 11 (49:18):
Scare clown.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Vicky, thank you very much to give us a call,
no worries.
Speaker 11 (49:25):
Thanks Christian, having a good one.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
And you Let's go to Keith now, Good morning Keith. No,
I'm I just love the idea of a man called
Keith for in love with Cameron Dado Kath. Good morning,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 12 (49:43):
Hello Christian, I was in love with Caaron Dado Kath.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Not Keith. So tell us about you and Cameron Daddo.
Speaker 12 (49:51):
Well, I was about I think ten or eleven. I
think I said ten earlier, ten or eleven.
Speaker 11 (49:56):
My aunt was lucky enough.
Speaker 12 (49:58):
To know the producers of Big River was a big
musical in the late ladies, and I'm going to meet
the entire cast at the cast party reading Cameron Daddo
my biggest crush ever before he met el Embrace, so
I honestly thought.
Speaker 11 (50:09):
We had a future.
Speaker 12 (50:10):
I've got a little photo of me holding a balloon
in front of me because I was going to be
an acted just like him, and he was amazing and
I loved him.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
And there is this sort of is this a little
candle flickering for Cameron Dado now as well?
Speaker 12 (50:23):
Oh look whenever I se him in the nice dashing
gray Beard when he comes on and does like those
you know getaway shows.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Its handle CANDLEMI candlelights.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
He's just amazing for me.
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That's great, Kathy, thank you very much to give us
a call.
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What do we think the top five strongest muscles in
the body? Team My biceps not in the top five,
really not in the top five. No, no, no, I
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know that all that time moving that piano when you
were a poor student. No, it didn't pay off. Quadrusips
quads number three.
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I would have said brain, but I know it's not
a muscle, but you do have to exercise it.
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I have amazing calves.
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You don't have to be honest. I remember years ago
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was he was saying how he's tried and hired so
many personal trainers to get stronger calf muscles. He's never
under just can't genetics or something. It was just so funny,
how you know he's have so many women around the
world fancy him. He's just upset and secure still about
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his calf muscles being underdeveloped. Quads a number three. Two
glutes of course, number one the jaw. I don't know that.
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Ye.
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What are the swoll lads watching in the gym? They
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How many?
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Got a pump one too. Yeah, Mary Pumpin's.
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I loved Gloody and the Beach.
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Good morning, Patsy, Morning morning, Alex, good morning, good morning, Rio,
Good morning guys. Another twenty four hours on from my
team Southampton winning, and now I'm even more stressed because
of spy gates. Alex. Educate people listening now to spygates.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It is crazy. So there's now a shot of a spy.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yep and in turn someone spied on the spy yes,
spying on Southampton's team that they beat yesterday in a
big playoffs final to get promoted back into the Premiership.
And if you get promoted, it changes the fortunes of
the club. You're back in the biggest league in the world.
You're automatically get to give it a big balloon payment
about thirty to forty million dollars so you can buy
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an extra plays and you're back in the biggest league
in the world. We were in the Premiership for decades.
A couple of years ago we crashed out. It's very,
very hard to get back up. Wrexham looked like they
were about to get back into it, didn't make it,
and so over the last eight or nine months Southampton
had a terrible startless season and have worked so hard
as a club to get into this incredible position where
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they have now at the moment, made it into a
Wembley playoff final where the winner gets promoted. However, Alex
tell them why they could not even be at the
game a week Saturday at Wembley and the fans have
already bought the tickets now and book accommodation.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And now they're going to be rushing through a court case.
This really is a global story. It's even the Uber
Drive today listens to the show goes, oh my god,
how are you about spygate? Obviously listened to some English
radio station called talkSPORT. They're all talking about spygates.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
So this intern was at the middle.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Going on a UK drive show Talk Sports that this
afternoon the time to talk about spygate. They've got their
fan down under Wow, concerned in Melbourne. Christian o'clumn Christian
joins us Now that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
But it's so insane what is going on because this
intern was at middles portraying that's who they played against.
This that's who they beat. And there's also reports now
that this has been ongoing. This isn't the first time.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
However, I will just say anyone can fling around accusations.
It's crazy an in turn, I mean, look, we have
interns here. They don't represent the radio station, so they
get sent Keen. No one at the Saintly Saints sent
him to spy on Middle.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
This is his own idea.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Anyway, a kid with a good bit of gumption. I
tell you what, I'm going to hire that kid. We need. Actually,
don't worry about spine on our rivals. It's pretty obvious
they've been in the same radio for the last thirty years.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
But the photo is hilarious, like he's behind a tree,
behind a tree and Alex it looks like something from
an eighties movie like Porkies.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know, he's spying on the girl's volleyball team.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And he's got his phone like horizontally yeah, like looking
into his he's the.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
World's shittest spies.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Have you've seen it? Rio, He's literally he's not even
hiding behind the tree. Three quarters on him is is
out from the tree.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Try to look less like you're spying.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A bit more the thing of like, how how bad
are Middlesbrough team that they didn't see there's someone leaning
on a tree, not hiding behind a tree, filming us.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's almost looks set up. It looks it looks like
a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's how bad it is. So it's just some young kid,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah, he looks about a teen. He does.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Bless him, yeah, but not blessed him. If we don't
go up because of this, it's and now they're trying
to rush through this court case because time really is pressing,
and they're saying that Southampton could be thrown out of
it and middles brother team they beat yesterday now go
through to the playoffs. That is just I can't even
I can't even understand. I can't even think about that possibility.
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Heartbreaking for the team and the fans.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
That's worse than just losing you, yester.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I said to you at one point I said,
rather than the way we lost, rather than we win,
and then there's a court case tomorrow on Monday and
they're thrown out the whole competition. It's all going to
come down to because legally you can spy on another
club and watch their open training sessions, but not seventy
two hours before the game.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Yeah, right, okay, so you can spy sometimes, yeah, but
not always.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And so they only brought that rule in recently. The
Premiership don't even have a rule for spying because obviously
they just presumed that you should be doing that and
you would gain an unsportsmanly favor advantage. And that's what
it's going to come down to. The ruling on that
so bad and you've just got bad feeling as well.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, the coach walking out as well. In the press
conference he was asked about it just gets up, walks out.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's not a good look. No, that's don't worry. Michael
Voss is available so that if you do lose the
coach over this.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
If Southam's got thrown out of the playoffs, I may
need a day off next week.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't think I could pull myself together enough to
deal with this show. My own show. I've created a
hostile environment. It's my own fault. I just don't want
to be in it for one show. I just can't.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, that's a lot for way.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
People would come for me, they'd come for me. I
just can't handle it. I'm just not built for that.
It's just too heartbreaking. All right. We do a thing
on a Thursday called Tombstone Text. This is where we
ask you to get your phone out and tell us
what is a text message that's at the top of
your phone. Imagine now that is your tombstone. What does
it say? Send us your a tombstone text? Four seven
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received a free national bow cancer screening program. Kip I
didn't realize, So I did it a couple years ago
when I turned fifty. Amazing things in this country. Is
your count really cares about you? When you turn fifty
you get the free bowl cancer Screenkip I did it.
I didn't realize it's obviously they do it every couple
of years. So I got the new one arrived yesterday,
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so my weekend will be back with that little bag
of fun.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
The protest is yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Good, it's incredible thing to do. So it's many, many,
many lives. But you don't know how lucky you are.
I don't think there's any other countries in the world
to do this.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, it's an incredible thing. So yeah, and they send
you reminders every day. That's good because people forget about
it with all the best one in the tea. I
will do that. I will do that. You put it
in a cupboard somewhere and you get these reminders that
tell you to remind you to get out of the
cupboard and do a good thing as well, not just
for yourself, but your family as well. So that this
will be my three word weekend. I will be how
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to count to a Monday? Did my tests? Cooed in
the bag? Patsy, what is your tombstone text? Yes?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Not off to a good start with the new neighbors.
That is from my husband. I was talking on the
show earlier in the week how our neighbors of nearly
thirty years have just moved away on one side and
new neighbors are coming in anyway, Lee, the old neighbors
said to Chris listen, I've got a heap of firewood.
I'm not going to use it. It's actually just going
to stay there. Please help yourself.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And so, oh that's a good neighbor.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
They've been great neighbors. Anyway. We've got the new fire pit,
which is Chris's new toy.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It makes fire now and seasons are changing, and this
is fire pit season thick for some.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Moores on a Saturday night. We've been doing it every
Saturday night. So Chris kind of got confused as to
when the old neighbors moved out and then the new
neighbors officially took over the house. So he thought he had, like,
you know, two days grace to get in there and
get the wood. But no, he kind of mucked up
the date. So what happened yesterday Chris has got a
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wheelbarrow load of this beautiful red gum firewood and he's
coming down the side of the house, the neighbor's house,
to be met face to face with the brand new neighbors.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh no, what a shock A drink, My god, there's
some strange dude rummaging in our guy.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Kind of thief in.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Crime rates in the city out of control. They're steading forward. Wait,
it's not even a teenager wearing ad it's a middle
aged guy, bare face, you know, wood gates.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
He sparks quite an obtrusive sort of figure in the
middle of the day. My big husband anyway, So Chris went, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh, hello big.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
You know.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
And the neighbor was kind of a small statue in color.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He didn't get in that well, bone chucked in Chris's
fire pit.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
That's it, Chris said, introduced himself. I'm terribly sorry, but
I am actually allowed to get this firewood.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Lady actually like the story. You got some PaperWorks to
prove it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Power.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
It's their house. Isn't allowed to know he's stealing their
fire the.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Worst possible impression.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You're right there now they're going to judge you patsy
out by a dodgy husband.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
The relationship is already ruined. It's never going to be
the same. So I thought, I'll make some cookies today
and take over with a nice bottle of wine and
hopefully that will, like, you know, ease the relates.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Thet'd be terrified you husband's will come with you?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Is he with that axe?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Is this in the garden happening? This after more firewood.
It was totally another three days to empty all the firewood.
You're never going to have?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Is it the Endzact cookies, Patsy, No, I thought i'd
make my yoyos. I've got my.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Still digested. That was seven years ago, delicious gob Stoppers.
You remember the old gob stoppers jaw breakers from the
mid bluck you out for a way weak annex. I
used to haven't passed it.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
I think I need to make another pas.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean, I think when I'm doing my test this weekend,
maybe some of one might come out from seven years
ago barely digested. I've never tried to swallow something so solid,
very hard, very hard, and I don't know about the
fib but it's more like a bit of grit or
a rock. I think she just made. She baked rocks
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for us.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
I tried to make a low fat recipe, and you
should never tinker with the recipe. Oh yeah, no loaf,
I'm going to make a batch this weekend. I'm going
to bring him in there. No, no, no, I will
convince me.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, no, please please please, whatever we need to do
to unconvince you.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
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Speaker 1 (11:51):
We're doing tombstone texts who didn't Every Thursday morning, the
first hour of the show, you tell us about the
first text message that's on the top of your phone
right now, and imagine that your tombstone. What does it say, Christian?
My tombstone text would be not please if no answer
not louder so actually quite a funny one to have,
tombstone if there's no answer out to lunch. That's from
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Josh Christian Callum in Marrickville. My tombstone text, my tombstone
will now be saying, after your nap, can you check
what we need for burritos? I get this actually every
day from my wife, who's obviously near a supermarket and
wants to me when I've woken up from my nap
to go and have a look, to walk into the
kitchen and see what's needed for that night's dinner.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Check what you've got yes, yes, worst feeling when you
haven't got a right.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yep, my tombstone tech. This is Patrick and cold stream
the dummy work to treat. No crying of fussing. When
I put him down. My tombstone text, could you do
the Shire for drinks on Saturday? Oh fancy?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Put on something nice, Emma. My tombstone text Christian, I
started watching that series you told me to watch. It's
so good. Or what are you watching before you leave?
Grab a ladder? That's Anthony. That's a great one as well.
Watch you come and see you up in heaven, or
of course down in now. I don't know what kind
of life here. You can go down as if they can.
That's right, my tombstone texts. Maybe bring a napkin.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Oh, that's just good advice.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It is, isn't it life advice? I always have one
in the back pocket. And then this one here he
rides them in. Oh, I think that's someone who's a
horse trainer.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I hope. So he rides them in.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I think that's a horse trainer. They get them
out early in the morning, don't they horse trainers? And
they got how they're going to get back in the battle.
They won't put themselves there. You've got to ride them
back in rio. What's yours?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Loving that chair?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So my mom I got her a lovely, lovely, lovely,
lovely beach chair.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh it's just the weather for it right now. Temperatures
drop a solid twenty and get out there in a
little cheap o aluminium discounted beach chair you no, I
know it's discounted beech chairs. I'm not prime right now,
are they It's like stocks or something right now? No
one's rushing to buy a beach chair in autumn in Australia.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
And my mom sent me a photo with it not
on the beach obviously because it's quite cold.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
She can't use it in front of the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Can we put it on social media? It's the saddest
photo and actually looked like she's being held. Is it kidnapped?
How much do we need to send you?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Get that?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Show me a photo with today's newspaper that that poor
woman is. Okay, it's and she's sat in front of
a fire to keep more.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yes, well, I guess you can't use.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The long way from Mother's Day. When did it arrive yesterday?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ved?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh? Nice Wednesday?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yeah, that's really posed?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah? How much of that thing cost sixty?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
No, it was it.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
It was in triple figures.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
This so it's real low down? How old is mama Lee?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Mom specifically asked aluminium lightweight, low down, and it's very low.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I'm worried that she's going to be in there another
week or two until you come around and get her out.
I don't think she can get out of it all
the time. Has got to be careful once they sit down,
especially one that loads to the floor. It's like a
call level workout, hit mobility test.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
It's basically a rug she might.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Be using as a shell now for the next couple
of days until someone prizes it off.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
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Speaker 1 (15:31):
Anyone else on the team have their phone set up
Google News alerts? I think I'm going to turn mine off. No,
I do not. Perhaps you're added some pats you must
have for work, Yeah, yeah, let me find them stress.
So I'll just add one flash up now, just saying
rap mutation fears. I'm like, what am I meant to
do with that?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Have you got your alert set to rat?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
A mutation? You know, if there's a genome mutation out there,
I want to know about it before anybody else, and
I'll break it on the radio. That's what the show
is really known for. If there's rat news, you're here
at first on the home of rat News, The Christian
O'Connell Show. What do they mean? The rats? The rats virus?
Commutate net sausage rolls, you doing bit, the head of
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are some marine? They love the Viking song the Beatles,
Silver Hi, Way to Helga, got those pigtails? Maybe this
weekend Sarah Sarah becomes olding out for a hero, oding
(17:46):
out for a hero and in excess. Hey love to
get their Viking on. That's right, meet you tonight. All right,
what have you got rio Viking songs?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
I'm sorry, miss Claxon.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh that's very good. Yeah, Johnny, I thought its lock
at the end of say shortened that bloody horn, goes
on for an age.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Why did you come on over valkyrie?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh that's very good, and I was gonna play it,
but he goes on for about an hour. Suddenly was
saying goodbye at the end of it.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
And finally Johnny Cash loves a bit of Viking action. Oh, actually,
the way I set that up, that's gonna sound horrible
with the next next thing, I say, I'm going to
pivot to another one.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, why not circle back around yet?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I want candy? Not I want can.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh I got it. Yeah, I want scandy. That's very good.
Oh no, he's just kunting now. It's a little Tommy squeaker.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Come on, he's doing this on purpose. And now you
had root Canal Turnery yesterday. Don't punish radio in the show, please.
It's a little sort of audio shot one of those
excuse me there we go. All right, there's no happy
media today. What have you got Viking songs?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Four seventy five three one O four three? Are you
ready to come back around for that? Jommy cash one?
I want to know what it is?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Ring a Freyer.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
All right, so right now, then extra time on the time,
Oister for your Viking songs. Monkey Wench, what God? Yeah,
Monkey Wench is very very very good. And he did
have a sort of side Wench, didn't he.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
He did?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Actually, Yeah, blunderstruck a silver plus beyond to be alive,
Beyond to be alive. Joe, hit me with your best acts,
God Hotel, so you get the horn, kickstart my long boat, brons, Yeah,
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wake me up before you longboat. He's up with the
long boat. Just shove a long boat in their corner
and you Adam, come on. It's an ironic horn for
you guys. I'm rowing up that hill. Well done, Greg,
Marty's got hungry love your wolf, silver living on a fjord,
(20:32):
silver fly like a blood eagle, silver plus not a
phrase blood eagle. Everybody was kung fu Viking. Everybody was
kung fu Viking. That's great, Jeff, Well done, Christian. What
about the Viking version of the Muppet song Ragna na
Na Nana, Ragna Nana, Richard, I was made for loving
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brew baby. It's a silfa sweet chariot of mine.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Silver?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
All right, who's the winning this morning? Who's best to show?
Who gets the gold class double.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Pass the brilliant monkey wench.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Wow? Done, you're the winner this morning, Christian Acundal Show
Podcast time for this week Small thing, Big Joy.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Small thing, Big Joy tax stas spot you enjoy like
finding five bucks in your jeans or buying the soft
fan of your dream.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, by buying a new vacuum cleaner. That is my
small thing, Big Joy debut vacuum yesterday. Oh my god,
I cannot. I even texted my wife to say that
new vacuum you're right to get. This works like a beast.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
What brand we.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Got a because we've got cats and dogs. We got
a Meala cat dog. I think it's called Mela cat
and dog. A witness we called cat dog. If you
want a new cat dog, it's called cat and dog.
And so, oh my god, it was so We have
had a cordless vacuum feet years now right, the old
dison and they're great. But if you got you have
(22:06):
dog hairs and cat hairs, you need something. And I remember,
do you remember last year we got into a big
argument on the show and I actually thought that the
cordless ones were just as powerful as the old plug
in the wall. Yes, we've gone back to plug in
the wall. It goes the rock beast mode. Wow, wow,
it was, it was. It is so sad to say,
(22:28):
but genuinely joyous to see that cat hair and that dog.
I go flying. I'm just bits of twigs that dogs
bring into the house and midst of sand and muck,
cat hair everywhere. We got a long haired cat, so
the cat the hair gets everywhere. Now. My wife also
has a huge fear of Australian spiders, and like any home,
(22:49):
there are those hard to reach. It sound like I'm
doing an efvert here, those hard to reach spider's descks.
Unleash me the cat dog. It's got a two in
one crevice nozzle.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's got a spidersucker.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, there has an extendable thing that can get right
up there. I sent three photos to my wife going
spider there have gone. Please put your hair in pigtails
and become Helga as a treat. Four sucking options. Who
needs four? Who needs a mild suck around the house,
(23:23):
get all that dirts up. It's such if they don't
tease it or lick it.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
What do you need for?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Straightway to whatever? The most powerful one is. It's always
on the thing, A lukewarm mild vacuum. Suck everything up
and ask me if I've got a nine meter lead?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Have you got a nine meter lean?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That MAT's bigger? Ask me if I've got a ten
You got.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
A tenny eleven?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I wish it was. They stopped a living Yeah,
but it is old school, still having to move it
around the house and find it's slightly irritated.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
It's caught on the table, and you think, can I.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Just I won't bother vacuum in beyond here because I've
got to unplug it. No one looks there anywhere. You
try and wave it in the direction, it probably got it. Yes, Patsy,
what's the small thing big joint for you?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Just rediscovering old nostalgic shows from childhood? So I was
surfing through Prime yesterday afternoon looking for something to watch,
and I came across V that sci fi series from
that I couldn't believe it. I had to like check
twice to see it was like the original V used
to be on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Late in the evening at eleven o'clock in the UK.
It was a rescap.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
I used to love thee about an alien invasion into
Earth and there were these race of reptilians that ate rats. Okay,
it was absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Too close to home, too close to home, a brain
from the rat mutations for your way ahead of the
curve in the eighties.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I couldn't believe it, so I started watching it again.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You watch it in the afternoon.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
No, it was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I'm click the.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Clown storters of the Flying Doctor.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
You want something with a bit of an edge in
the afternoon to keep.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Me had a bit of rats Fi, chill me out
in the afternoon and break from all that doom scrolling
dim viewing.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Well, that's the thing. Remember the lead actress, Diana, She
was like the real Batty in it. She apparently has
lived in Australia since like the late nineties.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Getting I don't mind that, but please don't take us
with you.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Here all this time.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You need to send us a worm Hole invite and
declined I'm not gonna ask. Suddenly the Google searchers for
Diana from V is going to Spike today her age
and her team. If she was, she's probably represent herself.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Now Christian Connell Show podcast, Why.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Have I now gone? Open tab on V to find out?
What character was Patsy talking about? Who's someone has been
living in Australia from the old eighties TV show V
is her name Jane Badler.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Jane Badler, that's it. And she actually lives in Melbourne,
I believe, and I think her father in law is
famous horse trainer from the Heighes Stay Below one.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
This is brilliant, I'd love to think, because you never
know that one of the many joints are doing the
radio shows. How many times we talk about something and
then ten minutes later you get a phone call, an
anonymous email someone heard saying with that I reckon. By
the end of today's show, we've got more information about
the powerhouse that is Jane Badler, Small.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Thing, Big joy, tax class spot you enjoy like finding
five bots in your jeans or buying the soft fan
of your dream.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I'm just looking at the blurb about the old TV
show from the eighties and nineties V an extraterrestrial race
arrives on Earth with seemingly good intentions. Hang on a second.
The neighbors are over Bob. However, fum fum from Their
true machinations are slowly revealed as they become more ingrained
(27:10):
into society.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Isn't that good?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It might be like doing good community service, cleaning the
face up and stuff like that, stamping out ruts.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Until they peel their skin off.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh and reveal.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That they're three in the afternoon. Rieh, what's it for you,
small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 7 (27:28):
I'm obsessed when I have my dinner with getting the
perfect fite on my fort So say, for example, you've
got a roast pork. I want to make sure I've
got the perfect There's an art form to it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Is it that?
Speaker 7 (27:38):
It's art and the science of the perfect amount of meat,
the gravy, potatoes, a bit of crackling, and when you
nail that ratio and the total size.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
If it's perfectly in your mouth. Oh heaven, I tell.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You who always do it very well? TV chefs, you
know when they're tasting someone's dish. They don't do it.
The rest of us would where you know your bloody
other looks great. You start shoveling, almost inhaling it, and
bit goes down. No one's ever saying to him you've
got man overboard. You just got bit there on your note.
Still there notes stalled in between the molders at the back.
They don't do that. They precisely put it on that for,
(28:10):
don't they.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Gary Meagan when I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Who doesn't sorry a little bit too much so far
Private likes Natalie small thing, big joy. When I walk
into my local cafe is busy and my barista just
waves at me and mouths, oh my gosh, Santo big joy.
(28:35):
Christian was in a rush today, running a bit late
to get to work, all red lights. Why why is
that small thing big joy?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Maybe he was getting the second thing to it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Maybe Christian, small thing, big joy. When the first sip
of your raister, that's how Moody's and he's got that
text message wrong mate. Maybe does he mean he gets
more trying to hang out with us. That's why we're confused.
That's why it doesn't make any sense stalling him. We're
contractually bound to stay here. And listen to it. Small thing,
(29:08):
big joy when the first sip of your Barista coffee
is the perfect temperature. Catherine, Yes, Christian, small thing, big joy.
It just got the Brevel pie maker out on the
weekend with the temperatures changing, its pie season. Oh there's beautiful.
You're right.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Carry mem with a joy with us homemade pie season. Christian,
I need to know. I want to get that mea
cat dog. Did you go bagless? Do I sound like
a savage? No? I got the meala bag. Of course.
I need that bag protection. I need a new one.
That's from Nicole. Christian. I saw ice House live about
seven years ago. They are one the best live banch
(29:46):
you ever can see. Please please please give us a
heads up. One of the tickets going on soal midday
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Speaker 2 (30:04):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Hot Topics Number one Right now V the TV show
from nineteen the eighties, Really and nineties. Patsy, I've just
had an email from Russell Christian. I've got a half day.
I'm knocking off early. I know what I'm going to
watch this afternoon. V. Thank Pats. What station was she
watching on? Russell? You must be very old. It's a
(30:28):
streaming service Prime to see you found on.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Patsy Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh my god, that guy is gonna love it. Christian,
I remember just some Jane Christian. I remember the TV
show V they pro created on V. In that scene
when the baby is born seeming normal, then there's a
close up. It had a lizard tongue. It made me scream.
Could find Pats. We've gone into double thumbs up early. Yeah,
(30:55):
it's actually five alien thumbs up early. All right, So
tomorrow tomorrow? Can you believe? Top Gun turns forty four decades,
(31:16):
forty years old this Saturday. I still remember going to
see it with two of my best mates in nineteen
eighty six. We were thirteen, and it was then when
you had too You couldn't pre book cinema tickets. You
had to queue around the block, and even though you
were queing, there was still no guarantee you'd get in
and see it. They would let you and let you in.
(31:37):
Then when there were no more tickets, that was it.
You'd have to go and see something else. But Top Gun.
We got there extra early. We got in to see
Top Gun. Just a great, great movie, and so many
well not so many people, so many men changed their
behavior coming out of that cinema. What do you mean, well,
I remember buying aviators, suddenly, trying to wear a fur
(31:58):
lined jacket in the summer, in the summer.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Trying to play bats volleyball, yes, shirtless, shirtless but without
the ring.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's amazing, it's forty years old. I saw Tom Cruise
on social media yesterday sharing a load of photos from
behind the scenes, and you can see how proud he
is of what that movie's also become for him and
in doing the incredible A couple of years ago, when
the second Top Gun movie did the impossible, which is
its own outstanding movie in its own right. So how
(32:29):
do we mark this enormous moment. It literally excites me
that it's forty years old. This weekend, so tomorrows show
is Top Gun Friday. And yet we can play the
music from nineteen eighty six and music from the movie
as well. But what else can we do? And that
is my invitation and challenge to the producers today, Rio,
what's something we could do tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
At the heart of Top Gun is wing men, wing men,
wing men in each.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Other, wing wing women, wing women, wing people, wing persons, Yes,
wing humans, wing humans.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
If you're listening tomorrow morning, you call up and you
tell us which of the team between Christian, Me, Patsy
Alex who want to be your wingman, and together we
will elevate from being a wingman to sing man.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
If you choose me, For.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Example, I will sing a line of a song, I
then tag I then tag you in as my wingman
and or wing person, and you have to sing the
next line of the song.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
For example, Christian listener, you call in, you say, Rio,
I love you so much. I would love to be
your wingman.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Why would I go with like Patrio Alex?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
No, because you would want to go with someone with
a bit of musical experience.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Wing man on the radio show.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yeah, all right, let's do this.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Steve, Okay, so I start, I see a little sillowetto.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Man scaramouge, scaram mooge. Can you do the fan dango lightning,
very very frightening Galileo Loo. Do you know we generally
didn't rehearse that actually impressive. You couldn't tell that's not
going to go on that tomorrow. That was a one
(34:16):
and done. You know. Sorry, it's a bad line. Say
what am I on? Am I on? We're a Jones
and Amanda.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
And that's Singman.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I do like that. I do like Singman. That's val
I like Singman. Singman is very good. But Kanaan, what
have you got already?
Speaker 8 (34:36):
I've got two?
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Which one would you like the first one?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (34:39):
I think they're both as good as each other.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
You should do no quality control, we know.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
I think we do the need for speed hour calling.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh you're the perfect person. I've been in a cart
with you. How about the knee for road Safety Hour?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I agree with that too.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
I think my safety is very.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Not the buzz that I need for speed old lead foot.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
But tomorrow on the air, we have the need for
speed Hour, where you call in for a whole hour
and we only take stories about fast things.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
This is good. I like this.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
So for example, my old neighbor when I was a kid,
his name was Jeff. One day we were riding down
the hill on our bikes. His bikes breaks stopped working.
He wasn't flying. He hit our neighbour's letter box, went
over the top.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Land was in front of him.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
He felt the need for speed. Jeff in the air,
he's got air.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
And his teeth went right through his bottom.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Stories involved some horrible facial disfigurement. No one likes an
eye being gouge story The magicalin when we almost had
an arguing and I said, we cannot have that fork
in the eye. Story on Air is the best. I
like this though. These are two great ideas. Team, Thank you,
thank you, all right, So here's my one. Then this
is called Who's Your Goose? At the heart of Top
(36:03):
Gun The way I saw at the time, this is
a movie about two guys who need each other, who
implemential You've got Mav he's the wild one, the Yang,
and then you got his best friend Goose, who kind
of completes him. He's the yin to his Yang. He's
the more grounded one. He's the dad. He's married. They
need each other in life. We need our mates. Who
(36:27):
is your Goose? Celebrate mateship and mates maybe as someone
who's not around anymore, it would be for me. But
it's a chance for me to remember my greatest ever wingman, Sean,
who passed away a couple of years ago. Who is
your goose? Sean? Even though he's not longer any around,
will always be forever my goose. Who is your goose?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
That's lovely.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I really like it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
E bonasaid they can play great balls of fire and piano.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yes, all right, Georgie, you've got an idea? What is yours?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (36:59):
So you were saying earlier how men literally change their
behavior after this. So I have some stats for this
five hundred percent increase in Navy enlistings after the movie
came out.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
It's basically a huge adport for the US nation and.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
At increase in raybn aviaate is being purchased. So what
I want to know is how has a movie influenced you?
Because for me, I watched surfs Up and bought four surfboards.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
This is a great idea as well. Team, These are
all good ideas.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
But Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Please join us tomorrow morning for the Top Gun Show.
Top Gun turns forty on Saturday. Watch it this weekend.
We should all watch it this weekend? Report back Monday.
How's it aged, Christian? When Top Gun first came out,
like you as a teenager, I went out and brought
a pair of Aviator sunglasses. Forty years later, at the
start this year, you announced you're going to try and
organize a fortieth anniversary gig in the sky Top Gun
(37:59):
at forty at forty thousand feet. I went out, brought
another pair and thought, I'm going to win myself on that.
What happened, Christian? Well, I said to the radio bosses,
I fill the need for speed, and they said they
fill the need to deal with Carl and Jackie up.
(38:20):
There's a lot of truth in that. There's so much
truth in that I could say no more. Hey, anyway, anyway,
Tom Gun at fifty thousand feet, maybe the case to
be set a worthy Christian. Weren't you going to be
doing Top gunn at forty? Is it python?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
And it gets easy to get a plane?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Christian? Why don't you do the show from a fighter jet?
This is we couldn't even get a bonds of flight
and watch it on our phones. I'm a fighter jet. Oh,
join us to worry for the Top Gun movie. Top
gunn at forty feet. I think we are on the
(39:05):
second order radio station, roughly that we can make the
primo work all right, coming up after eight o'clock. Then
Scott's given us this idea. Patsy was talking earlier about yesterday.
She was flicking around looking at old school TV shows
on Prime and she found VV used to be this
sci fi show, its good one back in the day
in the eighties, American TV show. And she saw that
(39:27):
one of the stars, the actress Jane Badler, has been
living in Australia for quite a few years. Scott text
to mego Christian Jane Badler. The fifteen hormonal year old
me woke up at that mere name sent shivers down
my spine. Jane Badler, God, admit, Christian was my first
celebrity crush. You'll never forget your first celebrity crush star
(39:54):
of V Jane Badler from our man, Scott, Who is
it for you, Alex.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I've got to say April from teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Wasn't expecting that. Yeah, but to each their own. Now
what appeal to you?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
She had this beautiful flowing red hair.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Oh, you've got a type a you married your own. Well,
I'm not going to call Bonnie and mutant Ninja. Sorry.
Oh yeah, and so Michael Angelo.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Sorry, Raphael Helenardo. Definitely not splinter.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Rio. Who is it for you? Who's your first crush?
Speaker 7 (40:37):
I wish I could give something more relatable or more
well known, but this is my truth. My first celebrity
crush was a tennis player from the early two thousands,
a South African female tennis player called Amanda Kutzer. Remember
she was not very famous. She was maybe the top twenty.
She wasn't like Anna Corner Covia known for being, you know,
(40:59):
a stunner or anything like that. But for whatever reason,
I was obsessed with Amanda kutz I would get up.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't know about obsessed thing at that age, you know,
locking that bedroom door, having a big shower of the day.
Suddenly you're very excited about the goings on at Roland
Garosh an unnatural obsession.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
I reckon I'm maybe the only person in the world
whose first celebrity crush was I would love anyone else.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Wow, huge, I really I thought Alex had a head turning.
Yours is incredible. Mine is suddenly seems quite boring. It was.
There was an eighty TV show wonder Woman, Linda Carter.
Ah just hearing this good Times, good Times waiting for you.
(41:51):
Let's now go into the mind of Petrina Jones Water No.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
No Is, Andrew McCarthy and Pink good looking guys. I've
still got the hots for him. If I see anything
with him in it now.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
It's it's just a big documentary.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Real it's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Wasn't he Was he the one in mannequin?
Speaker 8 (42:11):
Yes, he was.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
A store mannequin?
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Your trial it was? It was and they lived happily
ever after. But he's quite quite the avid novelist as well,
Like he's written a few books. But I still see
him on screen and as he still does it for me,
he's so unassuming. I know he's not a Brad Pitt
or a Tom Cruise, but for me it's Andrew McCarthy.
Had his poster out a TV week on my bedroom wall.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
This is brilliant. I remember that when you used to
rip out posters and they weren't like a fish ones
and he were very careful with the staple. When that
fold down the middle, it was like a fine art.
Wasn't up picking a lock? So he didn't tear halfway
through the body he was in.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
I remember in a white suit and it was pink background,
pretty and pink.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Loved it awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
You all, all of you remember your very first celebrity crush.
In a way, they're your first and last crush you'll
ever have.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
First male.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Hi A week Saturday, my wife and I mark twenty
eight years of marriage. But that woman knows there's three
of us in this marriage. There's me, her and wonder
woman Christian. A lot of a lot of guys my
age in my bracket early thirties or degree, the Pink
(43:32):
Power Ranger. Yes, I've got a lot of got a
lot of open tabs right now with various men and women,
probably eighties and nineties. This is a sweet one, actually.
First celebrity crush James Valentine uh sadly passed away ABC
(43:52):
Radio presenter, Brilliant, Brilliant, Maverick pioneering presenter ABC TV in
the afternoons. While I wrot my fan letter a few
years ago, I found the reply he sent me when
I was a young fan Jasmine. That's lovely celebrity crush, Christian,
my first one, Michael J. Fox back to the few Anacles,
even as a hairy teen wolf, Katrina Christian my first
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celebrity crush. Kelly McGillis in Top Gun. My uncle took
me to watch Top Gun within one month of migrating
to Australia from Vietnam in nineteen eighty six. Didn't know
a word of English. What did you make of Top Gun?
Never dared to watch the film again for fear of
ruining that very precious young memory. Tan, I love that story. Christian,
(44:35):
my celebrity cushier as a teenager, nonether than the body
of Oh, we don't need that kind of language, mate,
el macpherson, keep it decent day in the middle of
the school rub the body of Elmtphierson. She was wasn't she?
Elder body McPherson.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
It still is no good genetics had a great brains.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Of course, what do you mean you've seen her in PERSONA?
Speaker 8 (44:56):
Well, she came into the station one day, did she?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
She run in the black thunders all on hard times?
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Not only can makeup, but her skin was just She's
a stunning looking woman.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Should you get to hey, how coach? Should you get
to it to see? Oh? Why is she caring for
an interview? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Absolutely stunning and just naturally perfect, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Stunning, Nat Yeah's celebrity crush.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh yes, stunning deep Dean, Good morning Dean, Dean. Yes
you're there, Yes, Dean, you're laying on air with us.
So your first celebrity crush, the best and only Amanda
could no way, no way thought it was the only
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one in the world. Lesser known tennis legend is you
and Rio. She was so good. Is the best tennis
player ever? Like I was ship there when I was thirteen,
fourteen years old. And as soon as she's playing up
to like the whole family, everyone shut up. She's playing.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Oh god, we could have been brothers.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
You should form the Australian Franklin.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
She was.
Speaker 7 (46:05):
She was a grinder down the back of the baseline.
She was smaller than.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
The other tall time.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh yeah, it was nis. Proud as you to appreciate
it down the back of the baseline like you yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, okay, Dean,
Thank you very much you call. I have a good day.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Thank you you too, thank you.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's going to Lisa now morning, Lisa, Hey, Lisa, Hello,
Hell are you boy? Good Lisa? Thanks for calling the show.
So your first celebrity crush? Who is it for you?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
My god?
Speaker 11 (46:35):
One of the sixiest men alive, Richard Gere.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Good looking guys.
Speaker 11 (46:42):
And I remember going and seeing him in Pretty Woman
in the late eighties, and I reckon. I went about
four times.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
And I would just sit there gazing with these love.
Speaker 12 (46:55):
Huts in my eyes and oh my god.
Speaker 11 (46:58):
And still to this day, I know he's older, but his.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Aged, beautifully handsome guy.
Speaker 11 (47:04):
Oh and in officer and a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh my god, really.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Yes, grab me in his arms.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I was.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Lisa. Thank you very much for your story.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Christian Condor Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Your first celebrity crush? What was yours? Good morning, Nikki,
Kannie Reeves.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Oh good one.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
First saw him in the Paula Abdul video. I didn't
know he was in a polar abdo what was he in?
What up? Opposite attract Christian. I had a very intense
relationship on one of the teenage Mutant Ninja turtles Raphael
no cartoon form.
Speaker 5 (47:42):
Okay, okay, there are a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Listen that really an attraction to Jessica Rabbit.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yes, a lot of Bunny as well.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
But when they did the live action movie. Oh my
crush elevated. I generally thought we had a future together, Christian.
My first ever celebrity crush was and still is. Just
ask my husband, the great great Actores aged well as well.
(48:12):
I watched this new thing that he's in two episodes in.
I'm sure some people listening have seen it. It seems
to be brilliant at the moment. DTS Saint louis very good. Okay,
let's go to the lines now, VICKI, good morning.
Speaker 11 (48:26):
Good morning Christians.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
All right, please take us there. Who was your first
ever celebrity crush?
Speaker 11 (48:32):
Okay, my first crush was bar Follow you John, Now
you won't know him. He was an ozzy TV star
in the late seventies early eighties. He was in the
Young Doctors Skyways. He even advertised holding Gem and I
on the Telly.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
What you're saying is this guy had range?
Speaker 11 (48:52):
Oh look you want this range? It gets better. He
also played Ronald McDonald in the TV.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Range range Red fright Wig, White Face, Red Shoes. Does
it for me?
Speaker 11 (49:11):
I must admit that was not what did it for me.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
But that's a great one.
Speaker 11 (49:18):
Scare clown.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Vicky, thank you very much to give us a call,
no worries.
Speaker 11 (49:25):
Thanks Christian, having a good one.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
And you Let's go to Keith now, Good morning Keith. No,
I'm I just love the idea of a man called
Keith for in love with Cameron Dado Kath. Good morning,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 12 (49:43):
Hello Christian, I was in love with Caaron Dado Kath.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Not Keith. So tell us about you and Cameron Daddo.
Speaker 12 (49:51):
Well, I was about I think ten or eleven. I
think I said ten earlier, ten or eleven.
Speaker 11 (49:56):
My aunt was lucky enough.
Speaker 12 (49:58):
To know the producers of Big River was a big
musical in the late ladies, and I'm going to meet
the entire cast at the cast party reading Cameron Daddo
my biggest crush ever before he met el Embrace, so
I honestly thought.
Speaker 11 (50:09):
We had a future.
Speaker 12 (50:10):
I've got a little photo of me holding a balloon
in front of me because I was going to be
an acted just like him, and he was amazing and
I loved him.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
And there is this sort of is this a little
candle flickering for Cameron Dado now as well?
Speaker 12 (50:23):
Oh look whenever I se him in the nice dashing
gray Beard when he comes on and does like those
you know getaway shows.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Its handle CANDLEMI candlelights.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
He's just amazing for me.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
That's great, Kathy, thank you very much to give us
a call.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
You have a great day, you too, Christian O'Connell show
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really hope in your hands you have the top five
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of course I am, And this isn't my first rodeo.
What do we think the top five strongest muscles in
the body? Team My biceps not in the top five,
really not in the top five. No, no, no, I
(51:56):
know that all that time moving that piano when you
were a poor student. No, it didn't pay off. Quadrusips
quads number three.
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a muscle, but you do have to exercise it.
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was he was saying how he's tried and hired so
many personal trainers to get stronger calf muscles. He's never
under just can't genetics or something. It was just so funny,
how you know he's have so many women around the
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(52:38):
his calf muscles being underdeveloped. Quads a number three. Two
glutes of course, number one the jaw. I don't know that.
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