MINI: Build An Aussie Pub Brick By Brick

Together, we build an Aussie pub with all the essentials!

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, this is.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right, they're building a they're talking about building an
Australian themed pub in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Let's build it brick by brick. What has to be there?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Higo, who does the brilliant show after us on the
Gold Network right across Australia.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Gotta have uneven tables.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
There's someone's level by folding an empty cigarette packet and
jamming it under one of them. Yes, yes, these are great, Christian.
Gotta have a beer garden, a weekly raffle from meat tray.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh the meat tray.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, carpet that needs to be sprayed with a solution
that makes it slightly sticky and smell like stale beer.
You're right, you know you go in Peter Alexander and
they have that scenting them. We need the assy, the assy,
We need the Aussie pub smell, Christiann. Extremely expensive painting
from a local artist, Yes true, Chris, that's a great

(01:22):
one piece of memorabilia that is significant only to the
locals with an exaggerated story that's mainly.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bs to go with it. Absolutely, absolutely Santo.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
The Aussie pub carpet that starts to ripple usually in
the corner someonere covered up with tape or chair dart board,
right next to the pool table as a dartboard, close
enough that the pool players and the dark players getting
each other's way. You're beautifully designed. H shit, Parmy Knight
posters everywhere pub needs some sort of random farm tools

(01:58):
up on the wall, shovels, pitchforks, de call like have
you been to a pitchforks?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Has to scare off the locals like me, Christian? What
amount of folk.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Photos of random celebrities visited?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's right? Was in three episodes went Worth.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's never like, oh my god, it's ten hearing DiCaprio
as you'll say, see there at the bat You just
see him now, Christiana. Plaque on the wall wealthy regular
has sat for the last twenty years. Uh, Christian, You've
got to have a palmer and pot dedicated night of
the week as well.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
A jar full of water with lemon sliced lemon floating
in it, and if you can balance a coin on it,
you win a free pot, Alex. What else do you
think is going to be in a Properotti part?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Don't you get the fully tipping competition? Yeah, Dale's won
that very good.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
The unmistakable universal smell of urinal cakes. Yeah yeah, yeah,
overly bleached like Dexter's cleaned up a murdercy.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's really pungent. The angel orange on the nostrils, that
is fresh. And those yurnal grills that go way too close?
Why is it so close? And also freezing colds? Where
are they getting that?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
The most coldest space in Australia it's the men'si rhine
or that.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
How is it this cold? Why is the rest of
public cold stealing cement in the.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Place from the Arctic the water? No, no, that kind
of it's not that kind of pub. All right, let's
take some calls here. Here you go here, Dwayne, Good morning, Dwayne,
good morning. Welcome to the show, Duayne. Have be a
lovely weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh definitely, Dwane.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
One has to be in the Aussie pub. If we
build it brick by brick, you've.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Got to have the good old ossy juke box. Yes,
you got to have your case ends your way out
west and how's that? And the top it off, it's
going to be the old original vinyl one.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
A proper beautiful vinyl one. Yeah, there's they're gorgeous as well.
Those old juke boxes as well.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
We actually went out bush not long ago, out near
and a mucha for Opal mining and that, and they
had the old juke box there, Vinyl number one.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
On, there was Black Sabers the youngest on.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
There was Cold Chisel the Summer.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
That's really I love that, Duane, thank you very much,
you cool, Thank you, and also producers. Juke box isn't
spelled like that, d u k E box the Duke's box?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Can I put a song here? No, that's for the Duke.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's Lordship's private music collection. Well we and you wrote
your own wedding speech, you say, check it for typos?
Who you got here?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
King? Oh yes, Mark KINGO. Welcome to the show. What's
going to be?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
And if if we're building and recreating and Ossie pub
what has to be there?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hey, Christian, I reckon that we should have a shelf
full of stubby holders with a printed on the of
the world's biggest fish. That was quite dango in the wall.
That's brilliant. That gold plus gold plus. You're right. You
should have seen the one that got away.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
This guy would have caught jaws. The stubby holders, white shelf,
it's a shell.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah. Also, we've got to talk the
smell in there as well.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It needs to store smell of nicotine despite no one
would have smoked in there for twenty years.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It hangs in the air storre, doesn't it. Christian O'Connell
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