MINI: Last text on your phone

Christian O'Connell shares some of the most recent text messages on his phone, showcasing the ups and downs of life. From his wife's plea to find their mischievous cat, Larry, to Producer Rio's struggles with inflating his car tires.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. I wanted
to get your phones out right now when it's safe
and look at the most recent text message you received.
Mine is actually from my wife yesterday. When you're in
a long term relationship, most of your communication is so Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's just basically data transferred to one human to another,
isn't it. Admin.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It actually more like your business partners running sadly and
not for profit business called being a parent. One of
the most recent messages I got my wife yesterday at
eleven am was please find the cat when you get back.
Otherwise my wife just took off for the day and
couldn't find the cat. And so that's that's my job,

(01:10):
you know, in the morning breakfast radio to other day
cat wrangler. It took me ages to find this big
ass cat of ours, Larry. He's a very big cat.
He's from Prussia. Oh that's what his cat passport said, Russia.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Did he claim over from Prussia?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, he's obviously traveled a lot because we actually got him.
He's a boken cat. It's a long way from Prussia,
but his cat passport says that he is.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
He has Prussian and blood in him.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's I think he's probably like eighteenth in line to
the throne there, King bill Helm. Yes, that's what we
call him bill m That's why he doesn't respond to Larry.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's probably why we're losing him so much.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Anyway, I had to conduct a cat search through the
house and he'd actually somehow got into a drawer. My
wife had closed the drawer. Larry was not screaming to
get out open the drawer. His sort of his eyes,
you know, when they found Sadam, his spider old and
he we didn't want to get out there. He actually
sort of coaxed out, well dragged out. That was Larry yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It was like, God damn waking me up at midday.
My Prussian blood, this is when we sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So anyway, the most recent text message from my wife
is please find the cat when you get back. So
I wanted to imagine now the most recent text you
know that's right at the top of your phone. You're
inbox there, that now is going to be on your tombstone.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Forever.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
When people come to pay their regards, mine would just
say find the cat Larry. Everyone thinks, oh, maybe he's
gone to the other side.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
To find that.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Are we all trying to find Like.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
We're trying to find Larry. It's our new big game.
We're playing on gold for the next six weeks. Find Larry,
win the cash. What's on yours there?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Ask? This is actually it's not about those bloody figs,
is it.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's not about those figs. My partner will send me
your text. That is so huge. I'm proud of you
because I, for the first time I ever figured out
how to inflate my tires on my car at the
petrol station.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, this is a lame clap loose.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I feel like a sixteen year old.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Where were you shoving that nozzle? It goes in one place.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I've just never done it before. I've always been too
intimidated by the process, so I just had never inflated
my tires.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
And yeah, now today, yes, you know how to use it.
Don't you want to keep doing it?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I want to do it everything.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's never been easy now because you pre set it.
Wait for the PSI. Yeah, the PSI it's opened to
the show. Guys. Just because K and J aren't on
air doesn't mean we need to become K and J.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Thirty three PSI on the front, thirty two on the rear,
and you.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Know this live hack.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Every single car, no matter it's a high your own
car always has it displayed on the underside of the
car door, the driver door. Real, yep, it will save
you when you have high cars you're trying to work
out that p size and get all the suitcases in
the back. You can see it there quite easily.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It still wasn't quite that they have it in some
other thing that's not PSIZ so I still have is it's.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Something like that?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And have to what is this band?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
KSI?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think it's a streamer, it's a Twitter maybe I
think it's a gamer.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I don't think he's on all cars? Is he all right? Patsy?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
What's the most recent text message on your phone? You've
obviously had a big night last night.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I was out and that's when I got the text.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Rio came in and then ducked behind a pillar where
you can't see.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Him and goes, have you seen Patsy's hair? She's obviously
had a big.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Night brushed it. Yet it's more, much more elevated behive.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
The Langham Ladies were out last night. We had a
beautiful dinner for.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
If you don't know about the Langham Ladies, it's it's
a female bikeys.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
We're a sect.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
No, we had a lovely dinner. It came at eight twenty,
just before dessert came to my and it was from
the love God. Who else do you think you could
uber me a bisc Off Storm? I love you seriously, Chris,
what's a biscus story?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I think it's the Melbourne Storm new sponsors nothing Toughersco Storm.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
They're like soft served with biscoff and topping. He must
have had the munchies at eight twenty.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
See you're having a night out.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Chris is having them whatever he wants, but he has
to ask mommy to get him the Uber.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
No, you know, my husband's not allowed to have his
own Uber.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
It doesn't know. He is so backward with apps. I
keep saying to him.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's not knowing how to do your tires on a car.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I said to him, you need to download the app.
It's not I'm not the gatekeeper of Uber eats. Do
it yourself. You're old enough to do it yourself.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Old enough your fifties Bisco monkeys on a Wednesday night.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
That is living.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm jealous, actually, Alex also news, Is this stuff for
that sinus of yours?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
No? This is peak marriage bliss. Hey, can you put
dishwasher on? I might not make it back down?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Fifty percent of messages about that dishwasher up?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Can you empty? Have you reloaded? It is blinking f
seventeen again. Yeah, this is after wrestling our children to
bed last night. She's like, I can't make it back down.
You deal with it. I'm going to bed all right. Then,
have a look on your phone.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
What is the most recent text message imagined now that
that is permanently on your tombstone? Texted into us? Sorry,
voice broke. That was just so emotional four seventy five
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Speaker 1 (06:41):
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