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Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Christian, we used to have our wedding video from nineteen
ninety two VHS.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
My husband taped Rambo.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Seriously, the replacement show is funny, like binky beer of
your mom and Dad's wedding video.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's the fact that it's a wedding video which is
so cherished.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And I'm guessing for the ones we're talking about here,
they hadn't. They didn't realize that VHS was not going
to be around forever, so they didn't transfer it to
DVD and now you know online. So the big news
has broken this week is announced by Eric Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We're not making this up. It's not fake us.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
They're building a ninety one story, three hundred and forty
meter golden tower.
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You already know where it is, Surfer's Paradise.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Because this is exactly what Australia needs, is another random
megastructure at the side of a road. Because why I've
learned from living in Australia is you love random. I mean,
really really random things at the side of a freeway
or road. So actually I get where Eric Trump's obviously
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just been studying the history of Australia.
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So yesterday I started to have a look. What is
it about? What does this go back to?
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This love of random big things in Australia. Do you
know where it begins? Nineteen sixty three? You ever heard
of the Big Scotsman?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I haven't, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It all starts with the Big Scotsman in Adelaide, and Adelaide,
a bloke named Paul Kelly not the singer built a
giant Scotsman outside of motel classy as.
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You do nobody else.
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Why because you know why Australia. Nineteen sixty four, The
Big Banana. A year later, Coffs Harbor because the banana
farmer wanted.
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People to stop at his roadside store, and so he thought,
you know what, Australians are starting to love. He's seen
the Big Scotsman.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
We're very simple creatures, aren't we just make a big thing.
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Nineteen seventy one, The Big Pineapple goes up on the
Sunshine Coast. Did we know Princess Diana visited it? Eighty
three at the height of its at the height of
its powers one million tourists a year.
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It's amazing bigger.
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That's bigger than your per house a million visitors, Yet
the height of his powers.
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Princess sixteen meter pineapple?
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What amazing cultural artifacts does this country have?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Bigger than the rows? Is pulling power? Peak Australia. What
about the big potato in nineteen seventy seven? Have you
never seen it? That ten meters lump? It looks like
a poo more than a potato. Nineteen seventy one Lowry
the lobster seventeen meters tall, four tons legend? Has it
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the original stories that the plans were drawn in feet,
the designer misunderstood it and thought they meant meters.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Did you say seventy or seventeen seventeen?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Have you seen it? It's absurdly warm.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
This is peak australiannge history. I'm sorry Trump family, but
you were There was already an abundance of giant things here.
Nineteen eighty five The Big Marino, Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
A school excursion, maybe a five hour bus trip out
to gold The Big Marina.
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Fifteen meters high, ninety seven tons, and they're hanging your pen.
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Giant random sheep.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yes, be proud of wool, Be proud of wool, I say, Australia,
they're big prawn and but gets neglected. It fell apart,
then it got rescued and refurbished by bunnies.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh God, the most Australian phrase ever.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It now sits proudly in the Bunnings our park. The
prawn lives at Buddings. This country is a living poem.
Twenty twenty two. There are now apparently over one thousand
and seventy five big things across Australia. Now I guarantee,
now that this show is live across all five cities,
there'd be people listen to this going he's missed X,
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Y and Z.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What have we missed?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
There's over one thousand giant random things across this great
southern land.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, well, I.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Would have said maybe fifty mats, over one thousands.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
There's the big Bogan. Don't forget the big Bogan. You
winding me up.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
No, there's a big bogan in Where's the Big Bogan?
Central Western New South Wales.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You're pointing at Pats you carried? He said, nothing audible,
but he pointed, hoping that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Me or Alex would he put bullets in the gumber
and pull the trigger. Hell belly, where's the bogan?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Big Bogan is a place. It's in Tira Western Your
south doesn't Ney bergan Gate. The bergan Gate is a
place as well.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Out the Forbes. How big.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's massive, really really tall, and it's got like a
blue singlet. It's got like a fish shirt t shirt.
It should just be a giant thongb or a mega eski.
He's wearing thongs and he's got an iscy. Of course serious,
I'm deadly serious.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Christian Connell Show podcast, Big News has broken this week.
Son of don Trump, Eric Trump, has announced their building
a Trump Tower Surfers Paradise Shoes, three hundred and forty
meters high, ninety one stories. That is massive and we
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can all live in it. It's just five million in
an apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's all. That's all.
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Donny boy and the family won happy to holp Ower guys.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You seek Google in trust Racer straight.
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All right, So we're talking about the love affair this
country has though with random and a mad seeing giant
sculptures at the side of Rhodes Money two rob Christian
Adelaide Hills.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
There's the big rocking horse.
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Also, Christian over in Tasmania, in the town of Penguin.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You guessed it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
A big penguin makes sense. What makes it funny, Christian,
is it's a big little penguin. It's a massive.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's a massive fairy penguin.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes, yes, yes, that is funny. Christian. I just heard
your chain about the big Bogan. There's three.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
They've got three, three in town, the big one in
the middle and two smaller ones at the end of
the town welcoming and saying goodbye to visitors. They've had
a few upgrades over the year. Three years ago the
big Bogan was added a pet dog.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes in Ingen. Oh well wait, there's nothing. There's something
not right about.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
He's got the est, he's got the thongs, got the
singler needs a dog.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
There needs to be a name for a group of bogans,
like a collective Nona bo guy.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is it an es, Christian? I heard you talking about
the big Marino. It was moved by truck one k
up the road. It's true, unclear why still to this
day that would have been near a bypass, because the
big things have to beat the side of roads. Eyeballs, Christian,
there's also the big another big potato with giant fork
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stuck in them out the front of the spudshd butt
in Victoria.
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Christian.
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There's a big chicken out near Patsy.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
There used to be a big captain cooking cans that
was taken down.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You to his pose.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know how to say this becussion looking like
a certain German salute from the forties. Nice way to
PG described that. Having said that, Christian, not a great look.
It was only taken down the last couple of years.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It was.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It looked exactly like how you think.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It look, Christian. What about the big avocado in Queensland. Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
There's the big lobster in Kingston Essay, big rock in
the horse in Essay as well.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I think there's a giant earthworm somewhere in Australia.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What is this a news story or this mean a sculpture?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Isn't that down mowey Way.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I think we have to find.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Out, perhaps big Wielbow, there's a big wheelbew.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Did you have big things in the UK? Or is
this an Australian it's unique to this country.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's it's unique to Australia.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's more boringly functional, big Ben a giant mega clock
to tell the time. There's no giant spuds or were
really monkey looking? Kuala Bear, I'm talking to you, shout
out to Dad's well that quite a bit looks like
something from the wicker Man where they burn outsiders in.
It came in the hebgb's when we've been driving to
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Adelaide and we stopped there and the kids are like,
Dad's really creepy.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
One of the ears is a bit sort of shabby
looking as well.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's so fraid and looks a bit mixed metis.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, we got Robin on the line now, Robin, good morning,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Good morning guys, how are you? We're good?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So what big what big thing are we not talking about?
We're talking about the big trout in Adam in Abye,
which is near the Snowy Mountains in New South Wales.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
There's a big trout, a big trout.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Of course, you think it's more crustaceans and fish that
we get in terms of you you had to categorize
all the various big things of Australian or is it fruit?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You're right? What lobster? Prawn?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, yes, yeah, Robin, thank you very much you call.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Are you welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Let's go to Patrick now, Patrick, good morning. Let's make
the producers job. I knew that they were just daydream
and they were just catching disease. Then I thought, I
just wake them up. Let's keep that on there every
day if I need to get their attention. Oh god,
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We're at work and Patrick's on the line.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Name morning, Patrick, I'm good and I think are you
calling from the school run? By the sound of it, Patrick, Yes, well,
thank you very much for clarifying. Now Patrick on the
school run, Thank you very much for calling to being
part of the show.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What giant thing do you like?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Thankt?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Strawberry Inkulu Victoria? Is that there's a giant strawberry? Have
you seen it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, I've seen this before because my family.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, well they always take you down there filling it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And how big is that strawberry? How many mums and
dads on top of each other? Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Twenty dads? Thank you? Stay awake.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Sorry Patrick just did him with some team staff personal problems.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
We go here, Carod and welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Good morning, How are you?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm good? And what giant thing have we seen in
swan Hill there's a giant murray cod back on the
fish Theneald. He's quite a spectacle.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Arnold cot I love the fact he's got his Arnie
the cod.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
To name it every time to get the basis.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Thank you much.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
When I was reading up on all this yesterday, the
giant potato that is this right that sady was also
sadly overwhelmingly voted Australia shit.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And a lot of people voted for the sorry anyone
was reading up on it.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They applied for planning permission, but the council turned it
down to a visitor center in the middle of the potato.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Hey, that is a great idea, a visitor center in
the middle of a fiberglass potato.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Do you know what I'm going to consider this our
first year of this national show, the first ever national
Breath Show Australia, a failure if on the last show
that you're in December, we're not unveiling a random, massive
fiberglass sculpture.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now. For this to truly be effective, it must be random.
If that, I'm going to call this prod project confusion.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I want people who don't listen to show going what
is that?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
A bear? Roller skating?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Smoking a pipe?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And you must be random, so just texting random words
right now of things, I think we need to set
us as a target team and build a giant sculpture
by the end of this year, okay, and of course
it has to be by the side of a road
and maybe have a visitor center in the middle of it.
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