May 18, 2026 • 10 mins
The team discuss the signs they're an adult - from climbing ladders, life insurance to mopping the floors!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
iHeart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,
playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. What
are the signs you're an adult? Good morning to Richard.
Listen to the show right now. When someone comments on
the rain, you responded, yeah, but the garden needs it.
The garden needs it, guys, it's thanking us right now.
Christian signs you're an adult that you have that much
(00:32):
medication and supplements. You have them pre organized into a
special pack with each day am and PM.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Christian signs you are an adult.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You buy a ladder only to eat band from your
other half, like using it alone.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ross. This is me. I got a some sort.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Of ladder that I could go up on the roof
because it was for selling Bunnies of the day got
at home. It's massive, sort of in the fieries.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Would have. My wife went, what the hell is that for?
She says, who's using that?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Me?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Just sort the gutters out? What what? What house? It's
bigger than the house? What elevated business are you on that?
He says, You're not gonna there alone? The same we
all say that now you're not to use that alone.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're not to use that alone supervised without mum.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Christ.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You know you're an adult when you get too excited
about cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh yeah, yep, me too. You're always scanning up. Oh
that's a new one, so it's crying. It's going to
get what he got and clean or window.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Normally you've got to go separate for the windows. It's
not just that about cleaning products. You also find yourself
saying a lot to somebody, it's a real game changer,
and it's about something basic to do with cleaning. You
do this with a pan, You get a dish russ
a tablet, you let it simmer for ten or fifty
and it is a real game changer.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A listener told us about that last year.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I still do it and it is a realer. I
tell you another thing about signs you an adult. So
I'm renewing my life insurance at the moment, and as
part of that. Now, the new way to check blood
pressure isn't that you go to the doctor and get
the old cuff thing day Now to get a good reading,
you have to wear the cuff for twenty four hours.
(02:15):
So I had to go and where it's literally stays
in your arm you know that cuff and I'm in
a belt around me, wearing the machine, wearing a pouch machine. Okay,
then every half an hour whatever I'm doing. My wife
just left the bed and went, I can't do this
every half an hour. You're inflating mid every half an hour.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So was I crying out?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Lowerd are you raising the boot pressure? The machine's going
to dig my mill every half an hour?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And not just that. I had a T shirt on.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It was a nice sunny day, so everywhere I went
people could see that I had that you know that cuff,
and I was in I was in Woolies, done my
weekly shop, and the ladies said to me.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Someone actually came up to in won.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
The workers then went, excuse me, so you do know
you're wearing a cuff.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Pressure monster? As if I just wandered out confused. So
you're gonna need to I'm blood from the blood resure machine.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh nine oh nine, there's a middle aged man. There's
a loon on loon on nine, not nine every half
an hour watching TV for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
What for?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I found it more stressful and it's just start strangling
your arm. What's this phantom arm thing.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, after you got the ladder. Probably it's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You're renewing your life, all right, signs you an adult.
It's the other thing is I take so much joy now?
It's mindfulness?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
To me? Is mopping the floor really? Oh God? I
love that.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I was born in one of the kids of the day.
I said, listen, at some point in life, you might
have a home with wooden floorboards. Oh god, dad, I said,
And you're gonna hang on. You're going to replay this
memory right now. The key to mopping wooden floor water
is to never overfill the bucket. I don't even go
half full. And it's routinely emptying it three or four times.
Even when you think this is a one bucket job,
it ain't. It's two or three to do it properly,
(04:13):
and don't overwhet the floor. That's a health answer for
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Do you have one of those old like the floppy
hair ones or do you have one of the new
like a steam mop?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh no, I don't use steam on. I know the
old one like a school care sham might have. I
know your parents are kids.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That one where you put it in and got that
foot there love that still use these people O G
analog analog mopping. That's what I'm doing. It's the vinyl
version of mopping. And joy that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Andlex when you get that dirty water, Oh, it's like
the floor is thanking, its gleaming.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You should have been a janitor in the school caretaker.
And the other thing is as well.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You've got a favorite burner on the stove top right
for me?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you use the big Boy straight? The big Boy? Yeah,
only big even if I'm steaming.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Broccoli spinach like last night, Big boys coming on, I'll
go big boy, just take it easy because the Spanish
will will if you come in too hot, too soon.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Broccoli needs it, but not spinach. Go easy, big guy. Yes,
what are your top right? You taught me it's the
top left.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Our big boy is bottom left, so I know wherever
the big Boy goes.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And that's your life story, isn't it exactly? That's how
you and Will meet, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
One hundred he's my bottom left?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, no, that's enough now. And Patsy, what what's your.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Site for a grown When you tell the family when
they have a hankering for dessert, we're out on Sunday,
Chris really wanted dessert, and we thought, no, we're outside
with the dog. It was too cold. And I say,
there's plenty of snacks and treats at home.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, the dreaded phrase, let's not get a take away.
We've got stuff at home.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
There's plenty of stuffer.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I can mate nuggets a couple months ago. To the kids,
I can makee nuggets. There's pretend we're in a drive through.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No, my husband, come.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
By the kitchen on and you place your ordiny.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Water all the way home. Wouldn't stop talking about donuts.
We need to stop. And I said, no, we're not
having donuts.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you only listen to the show, just imagine that
Pats is married to Homers Simpson, you've got a pretty
good representation.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He drinks stuff beer, he's like donuts.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I said, no, you're not having donuts.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We've got donuts at home.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
We asked you, what are the signs you're an adult
Christian going to sleep at a normal time. You hated
it as a kid, it was your sworn enemy and
nemesis a kid, Now love it, Oh my god, when
you dreamers have grown up to have the deep sleeps
you have as a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh God, that deep.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You never even worried about sleep. You didn't have to
think about your like hour before the sleep taking the magnesium,
el tory, glycine, gly snap, what are you taking?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What's a stack? You just slept and.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Remember you wake up and you have energy.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
There's not this like one hour sleep wake up now
you're still a knackered eight or nine.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Thank you very much to Greg who's just sent me
a picture of live old school mopping right now, the
proper one, the foot pedal. What I'm doing it right? Greg,
doing it right? Gaining Christian signs. You're an adult. You
appreciate a good pair of socks. Oh now, what makes
a good pair of socks. We've got to be talking
about elasticity.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh yeah, I don't want it dropping down, but I
don't want it too tight. I don't want to gripping
it like a garter.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No no, no, no no no. I wouldn't know what
a guard is like. But each time, whatever gets you
going and and also reinforced hill. I like your padded heel, No,
it's nice.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
No, I like a little bit of padding, I say,
the whole cushion soul myself.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Not just the heel with pat Yeah yeah, you wait,
you're twenty years behind us. You'll need cushioning, not just
in a chair, but your feet need be cushioned throughout
the day. Everything needs to be cushioned. Get your backside
and the soles of your feet. You need to be
cushioned about.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Life after a while.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I know the fan though of these days, So why
do they need to put for adults? Ellen R actually
deliberately screw it up.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that way chaos line.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm chaos. That's me. I'm the chaos maker. I will
not you don't.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You don't tell me to put it on left and right.
I'll tell you there. Who's the boss? Who?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's it going to make any the right foot's going left.
I don't know the answer that question.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But if I'm doing the washing, when I'm putting it
back together, I will never put a left with the
left and.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh no, no, right, Okay, tomorrow, I want you to
put your left on your right and you're right the left.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
See what going to show? Your hair all off?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Come on, come on only once, man, Chris, you know
you know when you get a weird satisfaction from a
well hung line of washing. I guess depending on age,
well hung means two different things, doesn't it in your
twenties and then in your fifties, I get it?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And eats and Rose Bay Christian. You know this is the.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Crazy this one here, it's the most honest text of
the show. You know you're an adult when the most
exciting part of your day is beaten the five o'clock
traffic home to apply hemory cream. For a lot of
our audience, they're nodding right now. They're high five in
(09:27):
this show going if you know.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know, I do you have to do? Have Royd kreaming?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know. Maybe it's just the way they like
to do it. They think I've got all my tasks
done now I want to get home. Just a little
bit of fun for me in the walk in wardrobe
or lock the toilet door and just get down to it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, at least they're not doing in the car. They're
waiting till they get home.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I wouldn't put it past some Australians to do that
in the car and traffic. I'll just reach around telling
you now, if we were to ask our audience which
ones them are suffering from roid rage. Right now, I reckon,
I reckon in all symicis at least one tho, at
least honestly right, At least we'd get at least one
(10:04):
thousand people come back going one hundred percent call in
and
iHeart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,
playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. What
are the signs you're an adult? Good morning to Richard.
Listen to the show right now. When someone comments on
the rain, you responded, yeah, but the garden needs it.
The garden needs it, guys, it's thanking us right now.
Christian signs you're an adult that you have that much
(00:32):
medication and supplements. You have them pre organized into a
special pack with each day am and PM.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Christian signs you are an adult.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You buy a ladder only to eat band from your
other half, like using it alone.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ross. This is me. I got a some sort.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Of ladder that I could go up on the roof
because it was for selling Bunnies of the day got
at home. It's massive, sort of in the fieries.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Would have. My wife went, what the hell is that for?
She says, who's using that?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Me?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Just sort the gutters out? What what? What house? It's
bigger than the house? What elevated business are you on that?
He says, You're not gonna there alone? The same we
all say that now you're not to use that alone.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're not to use that alone supervised without mum.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Christ.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You know you're an adult when you get too excited
about cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh yeah, yep, me too. You're always scanning up. Oh
that's a new one, so it's crying. It's going to
get what he got and clean or window.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Normally you've got to go separate for the windows. It's
not just that about cleaning products. You also find yourself
saying a lot to somebody, it's a real game changer,
and it's about something basic to do with cleaning. You
do this with a pan, You get a dish russ
a tablet, you let it simmer for ten or fifty
and it is a real game changer.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A listener told us about that last year.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I still do it and it is a realer. I
tell you another thing about signs you an adult. So
I'm renewing my life insurance at the moment, and as
part of that. Now, the new way to check blood
pressure isn't that you go to the doctor and get
the old cuff thing day Now to get a good reading,
you have to wear the cuff for twenty four hours.
(02:15):
So I had to go and where it's literally stays
in your arm you know that cuff and I'm in
a belt around me, wearing the machine, wearing a pouch machine. Okay,
then every half an hour whatever I'm doing. My wife
just left the bed and went, I can't do this
every half an hour. You're inflating mid every half an hour.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So was I crying out?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Lowerd are you raising the boot pressure? The machine's going
to dig my mill every half an hour?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And not just that. I had a T shirt on.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It was a nice sunny day, so everywhere I went
people could see that I had that you know that cuff,
and I was in I was in Woolies, done my
weekly shop, and the ladies said to me.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Someone actually came up to in won.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
The workers then went, excuse me, so you do know
you're wearing a cuff.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Pressure monster? As if I just wandered out confused. So
you're gonna need to I'm blood from the blood resure machine.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh nine oh nine, there's a middle aged man. There's
a loon on loon on nine, not nine every half
an hour watching TV for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
What for?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I found it more stressful and it's just start strangling
your arm. What's this phantom arm thing.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, after you got the ladder. Probably it's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You're renewing your life, all right, signs you an adult.
It's the other thing is I take so much joy now?
It's mindfulness?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
To me? Is mopping the floor really? Oh God? I
love that.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I was born in one of the kids of the day.
I said, listen, at some point in life, you might
have a home with wooden floorboards. Oh god, dad, I said,
And you're gonna hang on. You're going to replay this
memory right now. The key to mopping wooden floor water
is to never overfill the bucket. I don't even go
half full. And it's routinely emptying it three or four times.
Even when you think this is a one bucket job,
it ain't. It's two or three to do it properly,
(04:13):
and don't overwhet the floor. That's a health answer for
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Do you have one of those old like the floppy
hair ones or do you have one of the new
like a steam mop?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh no, I don't use steam on. I know the
old one like a school care sham might have. I
know your parents are kids.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That one where you put it in and got that
foot there love that still use these people O G
analog analog mopping. That's what I'm doing. It's the vinyl
version of mopping. And joy that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Andlex when you get that dirty water, Oh, it's like
the floor is thanking, its gleaming.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You should have been a janitor in the school caretaker.
And the other thing is as well.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You've got a favorite burner on the stove top right
for me?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you use the big Boy straight? The big Boy? Yeah,
only big even if I'm steaming.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Broccoli spinach like last night, Big boys coming on, I'll
go big boy, just take it easy because the Spanish
will will if you come in too hot, too soon.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Broccoli needs it, but not spinach. Go easy, big guy. Yes,
what are your top right? You taught me it's the
top left.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Our big boy is bottom left, so I know wherever
the big Boy goes.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And that's your life story, isn't it exactly? That's how
you and Will meet, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
One hundred he's my bottom left?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, no, that's enough now. And Patsy, what what's your.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Site for a grown When you tell the family when
they have a hankering for dessert, we're out on Sunday,
Chris really wanted dessert, and we thought, no, we're outside
with the dog. It was too cold. And I say,
there's plenty of snacks and treats at home.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, the dreaded phrase, let's not get a take away.
We've got stuff at home.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
There's plenty of stuffer.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I can mate nuggets a couple months ago. To the kids,
I can makee nuggets. There's pretend we're in a drive through.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No, my husband, come.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
By the kitchen on and you place your ordiny.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Water all the way home. Wouldn't stop talking about donuts.
We need to stop. And I said, no, we're not
having donuts.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you only listen to the show, just imagine that
Pats is married to Homers Simpson, you've got a pretty
good representation.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He drinks stuff beer, he's like donuts.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I said, no, you're not having donuts.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We've got donuts at home.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
We asked you, what are the signs you're an adult
Christian going to sleep at a normal time. You hated
it as a kid, it was your sworn enemy and
nemesis a kid, Now love it, Oh my god, when
you dreamers have grown up to have the deep sleeps
you have as a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh God, that deep.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You never even worried about sleep. You didn't have to
think about your like hour before the sleep taking the magnesium,
el tory, glycine, gly snap, what are you taking?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What's a stack? You just slept and.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Remember you wake up and you have energy.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
There's not this like one hour sleep wake up now
you're still a knackered eight or nine.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Thank you very much to Greg who's just sent me
a picture of live old school mopping right now, the
proper one, the foot pedal. What I'm doing it right? Greg,
doing it right? Gaining Christian signs. You're an adult. You
appreciate a good pair of socks. Oh now, what makes
a good pair of socks. We've got to be talking
about elasticity.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh yeah, I don't want it dropping down, but I
don't want it too tight. I don't want to gripping
it like a garter.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No no, no, no no no. I wouldn't know what
a guard is like. But each time, whatever gets you
going and and also reinforced hill. I like your padded heel, No,
it's nice.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
No, I like a little bit of padding, I say,
the whole cushion soul myself.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Not just the heel with pat Yeah yeah, you wait,
you're twenty years behind us. You'll need cushioning, not just
in a chair, but your feet need be cushioned throughout
the day. Everything needs to be cushioned. Get your backside
and the soles of your feet. You need to be
cushioned about.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Life after a while.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I know the fan though of these days, So why
do they need to put for adults? Ellen R actually
deliberately screw it up.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that way chaos line.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm chaos. That's me. I'm the chaos maker. I will
not you don't.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You don't tell me to put it on left and right.
I'll tell you there. Who's the boss? Who?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's it going to make any the right foot's going left.
I don't know the answer that question.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But if I'm doing the washing, when I'm putting it
back together, I will never put a left with the
left and.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh no, no, right, Okay, tomorrow, I want you to
put your left on your right and you're right the left.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
See what going to show? Your hair all off?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Come on, come on only once, man, Chris, you know
you know when you get a weird satisfaction from a
well hung line of washing. I guess depending on age,
well hung means two different things, doesn't it in your
twenties and then in your fifties, I get it?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And eats and Rose Bay Christian. You know this is the.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Crazy this one here, it's the most honest text of
the show. You know you're an adult when the most
exciting part of your day is beaten the five o'clock
traffic home to apply hemory cream. For a lot of
our audience, they're nodding right now. They're high five in
(09:27):
this show going if you know.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know, I do you have to do? Have Royd kreaming?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know. Maybe it's just the way they like
to do it. They think I've got all my tasks
done now I want to get home. Just a little
bit of fun for me in the walk in wardrobe
or lock the toilet door and just get down to it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, at least they're not doing in the car. They're
waiting till they get home.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I wouldn't put it past some Australians to do that
in the car and traffic. I'll just reach around telling
you now, if we were to ask our audience which
ones them are suffering from roid rage. Right now, I reckon,
I reckon in all symicis at least one tho, at
least honestly right, At least we'd get at least one
(10:04):
thousand people come back going one hundred percent call in
and
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