March 31, 2026 • 9 mins
Christian O'Connell's morning show is a must-listen, and today's topic is a ripper. He's talking about one of Australia's most iconic speeches, and you'll be laughing out loud. Christian shares a hilarious clip from 1991 that's been seen a million times, but still never fails to entertain.From the sound of the kookaburra to the infamous "get your hands off me" line, this episode is a fun and lighthearted chat about the sounds that define our country.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more Gold one I
four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything good?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
One of Australia's most famous speeches is from nineteen ninety one.
You would have seen the clip a million times. You
need to see a million more. It never fails to
entertain and cheer us up. Jack Carson, I'm talking about
the comment who was arrested after having a succulent Chinese meal.
Get your hands off me? Oh god, touching my penis? Oh? Yes,
(00:50):
you know Judo as well. It's been added together. This
has been the speech has been outed to Australia's National
Film and Sound Archive, and rightly.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So, gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Had a look at
headlocky chap over the hell the boke who got me
on the penis? But what reason? What is the charge
(01:20):
eating at me?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
A succulent Chinese me? Oh oh that's nice? Headlocks up? Yes,
I see that. You know your Judo and are you
waiting to receive my limb penis?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Do we lose that one? Getting into the listen, it's
okay to say limb biscuit, but not limb. Come on,
we need the Jack Carl and Jackie O sensors were
up too lucky. Anyway, it's in the National Sound Archives.
I'm righty, So we need to form our own museum
(01:55):
of Australian sounds sounds of Australia. For me, the kooko
but has to go in. Also, what sounds distinctly Australian
to me is when the lights go ready and you
cross that. That crossing noise is nowhere else in the world.
(02:16):
This it even got sampled by Billy and Eilish's brother
Phineas when they came on tour here. He put it
in Bad Guy.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, what do you think should be in? There are
sound archives of Australia. What are classic as he sounds
single most iconic line in Australian movie history. Tell him
he's dreaming, dreaming. I should also just say, along with
Jack Carson going in the actual official one is that's
(03:00):
culture And they say there's no culture. Well how about that?
Added like them apples, get your hands off me? All right?
What do you think is a classic quintessential? Dare I
say sound of Australia. Give us called thirteen fifty five
(03:20):
twenty two. What do you think is a classic sound
of Australia that needs to be preserved? Put in our museum?
Sounds like Australia. They've actually put in the classic Democracy manifest,
Succulent Chinese Meal, the speech from nineteen ninety one the
Great Jack Carson into the Australian National Film and Sound Archive.
(03:41):
It's an audio that has cultural and esthetic significance. I
don't know how this got over the line. Then that's
also gone in not preserving. Put it in a time machine,
put it in the ball room. I think this is
one of the highest selling Australian singles of time. Yes, yes,
and what's that time celebratory? My friend, it's someone who's
(04:06):
paid to go into this national archive. I'm an America
and tourists, and I'm like, show me the various finest
recordings that Australia have done. All right, what is this
an actually Italian? Pretending? Put it on an accent? You
mean Italy? Maybe this is what it would be for me.
I love the sound of a cooker borrow oh rio
(04:30):
saying this dreaming. All right, there's lots of texts coming
through Christian Dom here, what's look these are? This is
our own museum. Okay, so you know whatever you want
in can go in. Okay, Dom. Here the soft sub
machine beeping at Macas. Then our man here I correspondent
Dom switches to capslock. Has to be added. Yes, this
(04:54):
is democracy matterfest. Yeah. The first person that can go
into Maccas today record that for us, Send it to me.
I will give you a prize. Okay, I'll give you
two hundred and fifty dollars to spend it. Chemists where
we got about an hour and twenty left on the show.
First person that could go to Macas and record that,
(05:14):
send it to me. The softser machine beeping for our
correspondent Dom Christian. What about dog Man? You know the
guy from the voxpots that starts saying he came bounding
over to me. Yes, we need dog Man, we do.
Let's get a hold of that, Christian. Put another prawn
on the barbie from the adverse shrimp, I think, give
(05:35):
me what about Jimmy Barnes's scream going on there as well?
Let's go to Rita. Now, Rita's on the phone. Good morning, Rita,
good morning, Rita. Welcome to the show. So what do
you think is a classic sound of Australia. Well, look,
I think it has to be Stavo and crikey. Yes, absolutely,
(05:55):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised that's not in there already, Steve
has to be there. It's in Rita. I want that
as like a phone alert ring soon. Just priky crikey, Rita.
Thank you very much for calling. I have a good
day and enjoy easter. Carol. Yes, yes, Carol, what do
(06:17):
you think it is a classic sound of Australia.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm just waiting for a mate.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, yes, this is He wiped up his sports guard.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The police officer came over here, he goes, make did
you get casts up?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, not mine. I'm just waiting for a mate. I'm
just waiting for mate. There you go. It's it's in
great one. Thank you very much, that one. Enjoying your Easter,
thanks to Corner show. You too, sir Robert, good morning,
Good morning, now Robert, what's it for you? What's a
classic sound of Australia the Ondie Magpie. Yes, it's what
(06:54):
do you describe that? It's a warble? It's a warble.
Isn't it's rich It sounds like spring, Yes it does.
And then for a lot of Australians they get very
scared of those magpies. Yeah gets cycling with spikes on
your heads? What a carry on? Now? Have you ever
been swooped by one? Now I'm a friend of magpies.
(07:17):
I think there are two types of people in the world,
those that love birds and they know. It's like you
know when people get nervous around a lot of small dogs.
The dogs know. They pick up on your fear for
our oones and you make it worse. If you actually
put out good wishes to magpies, they will be your
friend for life. You're putting out good wishes to magpie.
It's a superstition in England, right if you see a magpie,
(07:37):
you meant to salute it and say good morning, mister magpie,
even if it's in the evening. So I lived here,
ridiculous country. Come and have a look around London. You
won't see people with spikes on their heads, goes, we
got real magpies. Thank god, the king's guarded by the
(07:58):
Harmymy magpies, what do you say again? Good morning, miss popie?
It's not just that. Even if it's in the evening,
you see a magpie, you go, good morning, miss magpie,
you salute them. I'm serious. But if you see too,
if you see too, it's bad lucky you meant to
throw some soult over your left shoulder spring. Always carry
a little bit of salt around with you in case
you see too. That's that sort of.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The magpie whisperer. I am.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, eight years, I've never been at Has anyone on
this show been attacked by magpie at least three times?
Really at least at least at least and a push
bike and another time on a quad bike quad bieh quick,
so fast, And every time I turned around to fly
back up because if you make eye contact with it,
it flies up again. Ridiculous now it does. I'll tell
(08:46):
you what. Then when we come back at Easter, we're
going to go for a walk together team and we
see who we're going to Let's find Australia's most attacked
magpie areas swoop in spring. It needs to be later
in the get sweet idea for calendar, the Magpie Challenge.
We'll all go out and we see who gets attacked
and who doesn't. I look forward to find the guy
(09:07):
that salutes them as good morning. Mister vagpie is unscathed.
Where were we? That's right, Catherine, Catherine, good morning. Welcome
to the show. Hey Christian, I'll start it, you finish it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yes, it's in Christian O'Connell Show on podcast.
I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more Gold one I
four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything good?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
One of Australia's most famous speeches is from nineteen ninety one.
You would have seen the clip a million times. You
need to see a million more. It never fails to
entertain and cheer us up. Jack Carson, I'm talking about
the comment who was arrested after having a succulent Chinese meal.
Get your hands off me? Oh god, touching my penis? Oh? Yes,
(00:50):
you know Judo as well. It's been added together. This
has been the speech has been outed to Australia's National
Film and Sound Archive, and rightly.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So, gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Had a look at
headlocky chap over the hell the boke who got me
on the penis? But what reason? What is the charge
(01:20):
eating at me?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
A succulent Chinese me? Oh oh that's nice? Headlocks up? Yes,
I see that. You know your Judo and are you
waiting to receive my limb penis?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Do we lose that one? Getting into the listen, it's
okay to say limb biscuit, but not limb. Come on,
we need the Jack Carl and Jackie O sensors were
up too lucky. Anyway, it's in the National Sound Archives.
I'm righty, So we need to form our own museum
(01:55):
of Australian sounds sounds of Australia. For me, the kooko
but has to go in. Also, what sounds distinctly Australian
to me is when the lights go ready and you
cross that. That crossing noise is nowhere else in the world.
(02:16):
This it even got sampled by Billy and Eilish's brother
Phineas when they came on tour here. He put it
in Bad Guy.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, what do you think should be in? There are
sound archives of Australia. What are classic as he sounds
single most iconic line in Australian movie history. Tell him
he's dreaming, dreaming. I should also just say, along with
Jack Carson going in the actual official one is that's
(03:00):
culture And they say there's no culture. Well how about that?
Added like them apples, get your hands off me? All right?
What do you think is a classic quintessential? Dare I
say sound of Australia. Give us called thirteen fifty five
(03:20):
twenty two. What do you think is a classic sound
of Australia that needs to be preserved? Put in our museum?
Sounds like Australia. They've actually put in the classic Democracy manifest,
Succulent Chinese Meal, the speech from nineteen ninety one the
Great Jack Carson into the Australian National Film and Sound Archive.
(03:41):
It's an audio that has cultural and esthetic significance. I
don't know how this got over the line. Then that's
also gone in not preserving. Put it in a time machine,
put it in the ball room. I think this is
one of the highest selling Australian singles of time. Yes, yes,
and what's that time celebratory? My friend, it's someone who's
(04:06):
paid to go into this national archive. I'm an America
and tourists, and I'm like, show me the various finest
recordings that Australia have done. All right, what is this
an actually Italian? Pretending? Put it on an accent? You
mean Italy? Maybe this is what it would be for me.
I love the sound of a cooker borrow oh rio
(04:30):
saying this dreaming. All right, there's lots of texts coming
through Christian Dom here, what's look these are? This is
our own museum. Okay, so you know whatever you want
in can go in. Okay, Dom. Here the soft sub
machine beeping at Macas. Then our man here I correspondent
Dom switches to capslock. Has to be added. Yes, this
(04:54):
is democracy matterfest. Yeah. The first person that can go
into Maccas today record that for us, Send it to me.
I will give you a prize. Okay, I'll give you
two hundred and fifty dollars to spend it. Chemists where
we got about an hour and twenty left on the show.
First person that could go to Macas and record that,
(05:14):
send it to me. The softser machine beeping for our
correspondent Dom Christian. What about dog Man? You know the
guy from the voxpots that starts saying he came bounding
over to me. Yes, we need dog Man, we do.
Let's get a hold of that, Christian. Put another prawn
on the barbie from the adverse shrimp, I think, give
(05:35):
me what about Jimmy Barnes's scream going on there as well?
Let's go to Rita. Now, Rita's on the phone. Good morning, Rita,
good morning, Rita. Welcome to the show. So what do
you think is a classic sound of Australia. Well, look,
I think it has to be Stavo and crikey. Yes, absolutely,
(05:55):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised that's not in there already, Steve
has to be there. It's in Rita. I want that
as like a phone alert ring soon. Just priky crikey, Rita.
Thank you very much for calling. I have a good
day and enjoy easter. Carol. Yes, yes, Carol, what do
(06:17):
you think it is a classic sound of Australia.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm just waiting for a mate.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, yes, this is He wiped up his sports guard.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The police officer came over here, he goes, make did
you get casts up?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, not mine. I'm just waiting for a mate. I'm
just waiting for mate. There you go. It's it's in
great one. Thank you very much, that one. Enjoying your Easter,
thanks to Corner show. You too, sir Robert, good morning,
Good morning, now Robert, what's it for you? What's a
classic sound of Australia the Ondie Magpie. Yes, it's what
(06:54):
do you describe that? It's a warble? It's a warble.
Isn't it's rich It sounds like spring, Yes it does.
And then for a lot of Australians they get very
scared of those magpies. Yeah gets cycling with spikes on
your heads? What a carry on? Now? Have you ever
been swooped by one? Now I'm a friend of magpies.
(07:17):
I think there are two types of people in the world,
those that love birds and they know. It's like you
know when people get nervous around a lot of small dogs.
The dogs know. They pick up on your fear for
our oones and you make it worse. If you actually
put out good wishes to magpies, they will be your
friend for life. You're putting out good wishes to magpie.
It's a superstition in England, right if you see a magpie,
(07:37):
you meant to salute it and say good morning, mister magpie,
even if it's in the evening. So I lived here,
ridiculous country. Come and have a look around London. You
won't see people with spikes on their heads, goes, we
got real magpies. Thank god, the king's guarded by the
(07:58):
Harmymy magpies, what do you say again? Good morning, miss popie?
It's not just that. Even if it's in the evening,
you see a magpie, you go, good morning, miss magpie,
you salute them. I'm serious. But if you see too,
if you see too, it's bad lucky you meant to
throw some soult over your left shoulder spring. Always carry
a little bit of salt around with you in case
you see too. That's that sort of.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The magpie whisperer. I am.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, eight years, I've never been at Has anyone on
this show been attacked by magpie at least three times?
Really at least at least at least and a push
bike and another time on a quad bike quad bieh quick,
so fast, And every time I turned around to fly
back up because if you make eye contact with it,
it flies up again. Ridiculous now it does. I'll tell
(08:46):
you what. Then when we come back at Easter, we're
going to go for a walk together team and we
see who we're going to Let's find Australia's most attacked
magpie areas swoop in spring. It needs to be later
in the get sweet idea for calendar, the Magpie Challenge.
We'll all go out and we see who gets attacked
and who doesn't. I look forward to find the guy
(09:07):
that salutes them as good morning. Mister vagpie is unscathed.
Where were we? That's right, Catherine, Catherine, good morning. Welcome
to the show. Hey Christian, I'll start it, you finish it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yes, it's in Christian O'Connell Show on podcast.
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