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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Good morning, Pats Morning, Good.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Morning, Alex morning, Good morning, Rio, Good morning. Any news
story that has finally pushed Trump's plans to invade well
anywhere where he likes whatever they've got? Uh and uh
he stole the idea from US spirits. By the way, yes,
I was starting to wax lyrical about Trump invading wherever
(00:50):
he wants and certain way from the country that invaded
colonialist I went, I've forgot about it. Yeah, anyway, Yeah,
the Beckham story bumped Trump off yesterday. I was obviously
reading it like we all were like, oh my, what's
he done? On Instagram stories? By the way, I did
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like how eight paragraphs torching the family and then asking
for privacy? Oh what if you read this back? Dude,
you want privacy? Don't put the post down. You know
your mom and dad now are going to be hauled
over the colls You are as well. We just want privacy.
It's literally like burning his mom and dad's house down
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to the ground. Literally on fire and then yelling at
the neighbors to stop staring. I'll tell you what if
you're the makers of White Lotus. The new season is
just the whole Beckham family on the islands. Oh please,
no other people needed. We all get popcorn. We just
watched that. Watch that entrom work their way through it.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
When it happened yesterday, when it dropped, the whole team
gas another.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Way, we're talking about when it happened yesterday. We're always
gonna remember where we were. Wait, one of their kids
has done what. It's like the fall off of Berlin Wall.
It's the Brooklyn Beckham has torched Brand Beckham.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Everyone stopped, gathered by the couch and Sarah, one of
the producers, read out every single word of it and
we all sat there with our like jaws hitting the flour.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's incredible, you know. And also I hope everybody is okay.
You know. It's a lot And one thing I got
straight away is like, oh my god, families. Yeah, same
with like Harry and that you're just like, families are
so complicated. They're really really complicated. And then obviously with
Brand Beckham, you know, two of the biggest brands of
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the nineties was Manchester United and obviously the spy skills.
Those two form a mecca brand together and they've managed
it so well over the last well decades. You know,
David's done really well post playing, you know with Miami
and obviously what he did he was instrumental in winning
the Olympics for London. Who's part of the bid. He's
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just been knighted, he's Sir David. And then a Tuesday,
out of nowhere, with no warning, one of your kids
puts in an eight paragraph. I've read all the paragraphs
a couple of times. Eight paragraph. It's like Shakespearean play, yes,
or a great novel. In one social media post, click
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send and the world goes. In fact, I got Google alerts.
I have certain words that flash up on news on
my phone. One of them is the word nuclear, in
case there's a nuclear town. I just want to get
their heads up.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
What are you gonna do? He's gonna hit to the
bunker round.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'll see disaster movies. I'll tell you what you do.
You pick up your little kids. They're nineteen and twenty one. Trouble, oh,
are you a bit bigger now? And you run for
high grounds then I'll take I grab some equipment from
here so I can speak to the world.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I would love to see what else you've got and.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Be set up my own radio station arm A good
and FM if you can hear if you can hear
my words here anyway, my phone the alert came up
and it went news alert, so I picked my phone up.
Brooklyn Brooklyn Beckham launches nuclear attack on mummy, on mum
and dad. You can't have the phrase nuclear attack on
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mum and dad?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Get the high ground?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Is that what he is? Blowing them up?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Who gave him the codes?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So a couple of things. Do we think he wrote that? Yes? Yeah,
I reckon? His missus wrote it, Do you reckon? I
don't know any man that would use the phrase our
special day. Men don't use words like that, No they don't.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No men has ever used special.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They might say our big day? Right, I feel for
the special day? And also the thing about the one
thing I did think on reading it the first time
was like I found Victoria Beckham the most relatable when
he said that she danced in appropriate his wedding. What
mum hasn't had a few too many chardonnas and done
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an inappropriate dance at the wedding. Very true that in
my eyes, Oh wow, she is human, She's like any
other mom who's had a few too many at the
wedding and gone and done some sexy dance.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I need to see that sexy dance wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Always And also the word I don't think they read
that reddit back because some of the grammar's gone problems,
like whoever wrote that, whether it was Brooklyn or somebody else,
or is missus whatever it's the phrase danced on.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Me, Yes, that on me, But that could be an
accurate phrase. Maybe she was literally dancing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You don't think it's a typo danced on me inappropriately.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think it's a very specific choice of words to
describe just how inappropriate the dance was.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Also the fact that his mum that she'd said to
Brooklyn he was evil for letting the Nanas sit on
the top table. All this, you know, this hum drum stuff.
These are arguments that would have happened all over the
world around Christmas organizations. Yes, nana's where they're sitting at weddings,
yeah yeah, And weddings are just just the fact that
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these nana's evil nana's it's evil. Don't put those you
haven't put those old DearS on that top table. It's
day and night. The optics a lot of good are
gonna look great.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And weddings are so contentious.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No matter what family you're in, there's always drama at
the wedding, so it is very relatable.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
What do you think, Pats, I've just I've been just
mesmerized by it, to be honest. It's like getting the
popcorn out and just oh my god, he hasn't He
didn't he has. At first, when all these rumors swell,
I thought it was just a beat up, I thought, art,
there's nothing in it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You have been rumors about this rift and how he
shows from the phone, and they've cast him aside.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah yeah, And now it's like whoa, Okay, it's just
absolutely imploded. I'm watching what comes next?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What do you think you come next? Well, I don't know,
nuclear know what's next on that Christian O'Connell shot on
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