MINI: Things That Make You Go Grrr

Christian borrowed his daughter's car and things took a turn for the worse.

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Your pet Peevesbituci on the show Things will make You
Google for me? Yesterday windscreen wipers that it's not like
sixteen settings. They are that one which is too slow,
like if you need this BS one, it can't be raining.
You know that one where it's five minutes not number one.

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This ain't doing anything? When would you ever need Yeah,
I don't have this is not an option if you
only need this, it isn't raining, okay, And then that
what's that one where it's like too quick? I can't say,
this is hazardous so stressful. Just take off the sixteen
even white prom settings here, set them on the don't

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you have it on automatic? Where I just I don't
trust that really? No? How does it really? No? No?
No no no no no deep fakes? Yeah, exactly, I know.
On the Chinese know and how wet it is here
in Australia. Accept the cockies. Yesterday I needed to get

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into my daughters can't need to drive it, okay, mine
had broken down again. I think there's something wrong with it.
It's the second time. So I just stole my daughter's car,
even though actually what I mean stole it? I actually
it's my car. It is her can't but it's my car.
So I drop and she called me about five minutes later,
have you just taken my car with? I have, but
you don't need it right now anyone. I had to

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call them back because suddenly I was on a freeway
and it was one hundred and trying to get the
right wiper setting and I suddenly didn't panic, so st
pulled a lever. Suddenly it set a limiter for thirty
three ks and I'm on a hundred right and I'm
going I'm boring it and it's like drupping miss Daisy.
I start to really panic. Goo on my people, behye

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me angry trades and I get it, guys, I'd be
fuming right now. And it was like four o'clock. It's
that people just want to get home, and there's some
dotted old git you know's in the garden. It would
only go It's like a reverse speed. I couldn't get
it over thirty three. So I ring here and go
why do you turn the limitter off? She's like, well,
how do you turn the limitter off? I'm on the freeway.

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It's one hundred. For somebody say, it's only thirty. Why
would you send it to thirty three? She had to
talk me how to do it. It's if I was
in charge of a plane, she said, air traffic control
at nineteen. That is not good for the bread. It's
so frightened. I was very, very frightened. The other thing
that really annoys me my giant pet peeves people who
suddenly they get to the front of the counter and

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then they start to look at the menu. Oh god,
I'm not so sure actually, oh, and I started questioning it.
Does this one come with you? Yes? You had minutes
to be doing that. Yes. What do you think about
people at ice cream shops trying the ice cream before
you get out? Great? Get out, and do you know what,

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walk into the sea. Get in the sea. You're not
adding to society. Yes, you've got to be bold enough
at least have the courage to make a decision about
ice cream. Come on, do you know? I just want
to take a moment of the show today to thank
are the the unsung heroes that take photos of menus
and then upload them onto Google reviews. I've just suddenly

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thought about this. I'm always grateful that someone does that. Yes,
and I appreciate because they never get thanked. There should
be an awards just like the Oscars alone. Yes, who
are those people that upload photo of menus? Because you know,
you don't want to go to the website and leave
like Google reviews and stuff like that. And it's never
I always appreciate. It's never a very good photo. It's

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always like a slight tilt or there's a flash because
it's a bit shiny and maybe rushing. But if you've
ever done that, thank you. It's a true selfless thing.
You never get thanked in this life, but I'm thanking you.
There's nothing in it for the unsung heroes of societies
are the people that actually take photos of post them
on Google menus. If that's you, thank you, We see
your work. A Christian O'Connell Show podcast