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June 11, 2026 8 mins

The verdict is in: the psychic tigers are calling a Socceroos victory over Türkiye.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I Heart podcasts, hear more gold podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the free I Heart app Over the last
couple of World Cups, you would have seen this new
supports all over the world, different animals and mammals being
used try and predict the outcome of very Of all
the various games, I think the first one was Paul

(00:30):
the octobus rip Gone too soon, I didn't pass passed away? Yeah.
Last year state funeral as well. It was beautiful anyway,
he was one of the first animals to be used.
Over the years, I've done this too, have done dogs.
I think there was a donkey once, a lama. Anyway,
this year we wanted something a bit more exotic and
it was this time last week Intern Pete told us

(00:52):
about this amazing wildlife sanctuary and Donna there has actually
let us have I have the third third eye of
the Tiger World Cup predicting it's a soccer tipping tigers. Basically,
let's play the song then when we could cross live
to Intern Pete, who's buy the.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We've got two psychic tigers to predict the worlcop using
their cosmic thousand remmuation.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
They will know if the circles.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Will they know, they know they've goddamn magic.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Psychic tagers.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
In turn peat are you there?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Very good morning guys again Rio that song incredible. Australia
is pumped. Oh I'm just sorry. That's some parrots behind me.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm behind the by the way, are the striking parents
behind you there?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Absolutely stunning. We have arrived for the radio moments of
radio moments. When it comes to the Cup, I think
it's the licensing thing. We're allowed to say right A
were allowed to say just a cup.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I've been told we can't say World Cup here. This
is the official Tigers. Yeah, we've been loaned by Infantino himself.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Absolutely unseen here at Zambie Wildlife Retreat. I'm just having
a little walk through. I'm going to walk my way
to the stadium.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
The yellow boiler suit. I didn't know that much was available.
And I've worked there eight years. That is that's quite cool.
That's good for like gardening and tasks around the house.
Not I do either of those two things.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
But yeah, look look to be honest, I ordered it
to save the pub, but I end up having to
get out all the chores, so that was good in
the end. So I thought this was a perfect costume
for today. So that's worked out quite perfectly. Before I
reveal the ultimate stadium here with two players, we had
the Turkish blown up man and the Ossie blown up
man in place ready for Malaya. We do.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's inflatable men.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, sorry, probably you just had to back your car anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, that is stretchestually, you.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Are right, he loves to car pull with out. Guys.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Would you like to come and have a look. We've
got out too the arena set up Malalia Malala sorry,
which is the predicting tiger that will be taking part today?
Right over here to your left you can see the players.
They are ready in this beautiful, beautiful stadium.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
There we go. I just like they're on a throne
or something. Actually they've been propped up right sacrificial not
a tomb. And don't worry kids on the school run.
This is being filmed to be on a social shortly.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yes, very shortly, guys. Honestly, I am so excited for
this because the tigers have actually been eyeing me off
all morning, so they are I'm not going to say,
I mean they're hungry. To be fair, they are ready
for a hungry and they're ready for a play. This
is their century here, this is their safe place. But
now we've introduced two footballers to their place. So god
knows what is going to happen this morning, but I'm

(03:48):
ready for it. I'm here for it. When we come back.
There is a few safety things. We need to go
darkest for a few minutes to make sure that locks
are ready and everyone is in place away from anything
that may go wrong, may or may not go wrong.
I don't know what to be there, but we just
need to be ready to go in just a moment.
Is everyone ready there?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Or suddenly? Wait? Should we be doing this? I just don't.
Let's been played back in court now.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I would just like to say on the record, I
have not had anything to do with this. I stand
with the tigers.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It was a great idea. Here goone dies.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You know what they say last in first out? That's
how this good go. Hey, listen, this company loves to
reduce the headcount. Google it all right, two days before
the actual game, we'll all be watching it. Go Why
do you only know what's going to happen? You heard
it right now? The tiger smoke that's cossed now life

(04:45):
via satellite technology. It's a wildlife retreat. In turn, Peat
is a man on location hoist at Sporting History. PE's
describe the scene right now.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
The scene is quiet, the scene is calm, but the
tension is building as we speak.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
She is ready, it is.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
We are so ready, Christian. I have when you were
just talking about it a moment ago, the build up
was so massive and I thought, I can't wait to
hear this, and then I realized, oh no, no, you're
here hosting the segment before Christians. So I am that
excited about it the same. I guarantee you. I am
in my head so much. What's going to happen now?
I now you can see us on the screens. We
are having this on the socials asap for everyone at home.

(05:31):
But you're going to hear what gotcha. You're going to
see it. You're going to see it live. Two players
they're blown up, one Turkey, one Australia. We're going to
release Malaya. She is over there. I need to get
behind the safety barriers right now before we released, because
the issue is I'm wearing this yellow suit and Donnath
from Zandi said, I don't think you should have worn
yellow because the tiger might come for you as well.

(05:52):
So anyway, I'm behind whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Happens to silm Field. Okay, it could be going viral
for the right wrong reasons.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
In memoriam, no problem at all. Okay, we can move there.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Say goodbye to Pete. Now, Pete, you've been great for
the show's having it for four weeks.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I've been here, not even three weeks, having.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Me carsand Lands is watching this now with the bucket
of popcorn counting down?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Are we ready to count I'm going to need you
guys in the studio to county down here so I
can release the tiger into this stadium to.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Got to do it for you.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I will do that. I can get a Zombi volunteers.
You guys want to help me count down? Okay, okay,
here we go, Here we go. We are counting down
in five, three, two one, release that time. Oh god,
she's scared, okay a little bit. Oh she's gone. Look

(06:43):
at that walk. She she spotted them prowling.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
She's trowling.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
She's proud. She goes she's going to bl one of
the plays. She's gotten very close to the Australia or
does she prefer turkey slash kay of Sea. She's going four.
She's nibbling away, having a checking out.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
The legs and the drawing of the inflatable SOCCA.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's okay, Malaia, I mean, are we calling it here?
She's only sniffing the Australian one. She's not doing anything
to it as we speak.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
She's chosen the Soccreo's player.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
She has definitely chosen the socceros player. But she's just
having a little bit of a nibble at it. So
that's that's okay. Can you get a working a going area?
This is not We really didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
At the moment. She's just nuzzling. It's a gentle nuzzle.
It's not quite the vicious mauling that we were sort
of baying for. He is too early for all, you know,
it's eight thirty in the morning. She's grabbing it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
She's definitely, I mean, we've got to call it here.
Surely it's she has gone for turkey.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wait a minute, she's going back.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
The other tiger out there. What's going on on the
other other tigers? Then released as well?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hang on going back, don't forget that The tiger is
predicting the winner. She has selected the soccaos, the socareos.
Oh win this weekend, They're going to smash Turkey. The
tiger has selected the soccers.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
She's and she's dragged the soccer who play down to
the ground the morning A morning geez the soccer player
by the scruff of his neck and is taking him away.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh, we now have two tigers attacking Australia. I don't
know if this is a winner or really bad.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, that's the winner. No, that selects in the winner.
Vicious scenes right now as the soccer who players being
uled by a tiger. And that's how we know soccers
are going to win.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, soccers have beaten Turkey.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's official. Put it in the sports news, Patsy
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