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September 5, 2024 • 9 mins

On today's 'Tick It Before You Kick It' we have 70 year old Sandra joining us in studio to get a tattoo live on air! Sandra has always wanted one and what better time than the present. Have a listen as we chat to Sandra and see how it all goes down...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ellen Jackie's take it before you can't get.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is a wonderful thing we're doing for the elderly listeners,
and we got a lot of them, people that are
about to kick the bucket. What they want to do
is tick off their bucket list prior to the bucket
being kicked over and life draining away forever.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
We had a one hundred year old pat go jetboat riding.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
She loves it.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
And Sandra has come in because she wants to get
a tattoo of her children and grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello, Sandra, we spoke to you yesterday. How are you
nice to meet you? Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
The MIC's son on. Sorry my mistake.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hi, Hello, how are you good?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, you bought some of your toy collection in as well.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yes, only two. I've got about fifty odd or more.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
And you bought a bitteer of your husband who recently passed.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah, partner.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now he looks considerably younger than you, Sandra. He is
How old was he when you met him?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah? How old were you when you met him?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I've known you about twenty years, so take off twenty
he would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
He would have been thirty, you would have been fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Look at you, Look at you getting a little cradle.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Snow you want to have them younger? Yeah, to keep
up with you.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know, is it true that a woman's sexual desire
increases upon age and a man's sexual desire decreases with age?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
I think I could agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, so you had to give yourself a young fella. Yeah,
so you could keep up with your requirements.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, and like even just gardening, walking, running, swimming.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Doing all the things you want to do. He can
keep up with it.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, everything.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh okay, so.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I told you it's fine for you to get a
fella twenty years younger.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Oh yeah, it doesn't the older you get it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, right, because if you look old and grow, who
gives a shit?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
How old everyone is? You agree?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
We got Moses.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
He's come in from Fourth Gallery Tattoos, very well respected
tattoo joint.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Moses has been an artist there for how long? Moses?

Speaker 6 (02:17):
So we've had it open for about eight years?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, and great success. We do it right, it's very
humble man.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah. And so we've got how many six.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Names right that we're going to be tattooing on Sandra's arm.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Does anyone any of the grandchildren miss out? Or have
you put them all on there? Evenly?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
They're all on there.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, there's three of them sort of for but one
I sort of helped them out, so he's classed one
of my.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh that's so lovely. And so we're going to start
at the top, are we moses?

Speaker 6 (02:49):
We will start?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
How are you going to I don't mean to be rude, Sandra,
but how are you gonna don't you need like that's
a wrinkling arm?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But do you have to stretch that out?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Or how do you do is the I did that
at home?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You stretched it? Do you have to do you have
to get that very smooth that skin? Or because the
last thing we want is some bung letter, how do
you work around that?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
We've got to be a little bit more careful when
they're a little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Older, right, Is it like a pelican's beak that you
just give it a stretch or not?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
It's a little thinner, so we have to not like, yeah,
you like that.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You don't need to go too deep too deep? Yeah,
just a bit of depth, but not too deep.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Just nice.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah you got And what do you like with pain?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Or we're about to find out.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
You've got no idea how this will feel.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm thinking it's like getting pricked.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Scratched oricon scratch.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, it's not the end of the world.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I lost my head.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Is this the craziest thing you've ever done, Sandra? Or
are you? Are you a real out there?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You a bit of a like a I don't see
any other tattoos on you.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
No, no, no, I just wanted to do this, Yeah,
honestly before I went to heaven, because then I can
sort of take them with me.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But will it just froden the ground? Or do you
take do the tattoos go with you to heaven? That's
what you've got to ask.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh, yeah, I'll be a bag of bones, won't I remember.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It depends what you think your life is like after death?
Are you your human form? Will you be able to
look down at your beautiful artwork on your tattoo? Or
are you just like air that just swims around.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I'm hoping you can look down. Probably not, but I'm
hoping you can.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
But what a wonderful memory for your family? And are
you putting your partner's name on you as well?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
I don't know about seven I might not last that long.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, see how you go with just the sixth So it's.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
The it's it's the real grandkids, and then there's the
runaway or whoever you've brought up. Yeah, Jaden, and he's
like your grandchild. That's very beautiful that you've done that.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well, he's like my real child.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah. So Moses, are we ready to begin?

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Okay, let's see how this goes? Sandra a machine?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah in case I yes, yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Just quickly chest the bleak machine. There you go, it's working. Okay,
fire that bastard up, Moses. Let's get Nana tattooed.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
It's pretty quiet, is it.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
That's all right?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's similar to what I hear sometimes in Jackie's handbag.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I just assume it's the electric toothpress, right.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, I like to keep those teeth clean.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yeah, you'll probably need to come a little.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Lean your arm on that, lean it on the pad.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Now be careful, watch them wrinkles, stretch them wrinkles out.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Bro Now do I need to hold you down? Are
you going to jump?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
You jumped pretty I when the headphones fell off your head?
Oh yes, yes, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You might have you stay, Sandra, you think it's too much,
we'll just stop, just say no.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
What are the first letters that we're doing?

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I will start at the bottom, actually.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
And what letters are they? It's M, I, A Meah,
that's a quick one, A quick one.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, yes, get this thing cranking.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
You're ready?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
You're ready? No, I don't think I think you'll be
all right?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Here we go five four, three, Moses got the Here
we go, it's on?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Has it started?

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh so that's that's good. When you say I think.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
So, maybe you've got it's that wrinkly you've got no
feeling in the skin anymore?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
That would be good, wouldn't it?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Wouldn't that be one?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
What does it feel, CenTra? What are you feeling?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's just sort of chickling?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Is it in a nice way?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
It shouldn't hurt too much.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, well he's a gentleman.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
A little bit worse than a nice way.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, okay, just bordering on unpleasant, but not bad.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, maybe you should get one, Jackie. You got a
bit deeper than NOA, NOA.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
So the pain out of ten zero point five one
the pain yeah three? Two?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, you should get one.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
What on earth is she going to get anyone? She
cares about her life?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Nice flower sounds nice, A nice heart?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, maybe on her breast she can get a heart. Yeah.
Do you like that?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Girls with the booby tattoos? Or do you think they
are harlow?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
You can't see them, so I don't know why they
do it. I suppose they get in the beach naked day.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
You're right. Have you been to the beach naked?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Topless? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Topless recently?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Or oh no, A bit old for that now.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
But oh yeah, BONDI I used to get down with
you titties out of bondai Ye.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
What are were we up to? Now? Have we done? Mea?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
We have done one bit of the m oh oh yeah,
you got a long way to go, right.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's it's what I thought it to be.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Torture.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, it's fine, Yeah, it is fine. Moses. What's the
weirdest thing you've ever tattooed on someone?

Speaker 6 (08:14):
I haven't really tattooed anything too weird.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, but I have.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
I think maybe put someone off that I made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
You don't want to make a mistake in your job?
What did you do?

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:28):
When I first started.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
I think you There was like a trend that was
going around which was like the perspective of Jesus, where
you get Jesus and then his arm becomes your hand.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, and then what did you?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
How did you muck that up?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Put someone else's hand on.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Even I don't even tattooing for like four weeks, but
I took it out anyway.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, that's a big challenge you tattooers.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
So I noticed that he was a little bit annoyed
at the end because that was like ten hours in.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
But you're such a big unit. He was too tetrified
to say.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
You know, it's would like does it like this tatto?
Would they ask you if you like it?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
And did you go? Really?

Speaker 7 (09:06):
I just said, yeah, I love it, I love it,
and then the best things I've ever done.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
A couple of weeks later, he started complaining about it.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Now you can only complain on the day, then it's
your problem.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
But he paid already, so we were good.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
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