October 31, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's come. We do it every Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We do do it every Friday, although we're not not
sure what they roll out, but in turn, people puts
together the best bits on and off the air. So
let's roll it.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Period Dee Diary.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie
Oh Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jackie's highly anticipated memoir, The Whole Truth drop this week
and we invited listeners into the studio for a free
sign copy. Tammy even flew from Brisbane for it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
How are you bunny? Yeah? Good? Nervous?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I am?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You saw Jackie? Why dold you cry? No? You're not
that nice? And really, I don't know it was I
was just so excited to see you guys, and you
just looked down move into uilt and what I mets
and colleagues, and like they said, they're not interested. They're
instantly dead to us, because yeah, it really loves you
said that. They're don't like, for any reason, dead to us.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Jackie decided to donate all of her book proceeds to
a rehab center, but Kyle thinks it's a huge mistake.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What do you talk to me before you do this? Kyle,
That's not dumb. I really want you had to feel problem.
Doesn't mean you have asshole, I know, because I want
people to have the same opportunity I did to turn
their life around. So I, oh, Kyle, what's right? I
just can't believe you look that profit in the face
(01:20):
and just thrown it away. It's not thrown away. Do
you know how many people that might help? And I
don't care?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh no, I really don't care. Jackie's book isn't all
about a stinging rehab. She talks about her love life too,
and it turns out she was seeing her I can't
say that word. Sorry, goes jiu jitsu instructor for a
while anyway, But I caught her telling Kyle about this
off the air.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I had a jiu jitsu guy. Actually, can I say?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He was really really, really nice and sweet? He just
came at the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh no, he came into my life at the wrong time.
Your life.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, speaking of books, Kyler, Jackie, I found the Team
Bird books, Oh god, and then they started reading them out,
and trust me, there was no way they should have
ever seen them.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Too fat to fit in car. Now, that's not every
car fit in a car. Yeah, but I'm not drive
cars every day. Yeah, red faced fatty instead of picture
me on a car. It's a bing girl's burn book.
Won't sleep with fat chicks, but very faty himself. I
know I'm an hypocred, but yeah, I won't bang it fatty,
(02:32):
no way.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
On the fourth of the third, it was got marina
inserted to collect male load.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's someone doesn't understand what the marina is to stop
it getting present, She's not collecting male females. Ah. That
was Mayo.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
She's returned to the show after maternity leave, but things
got off to a little bit of a shaky start
when she could remember how to use the phone system.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, where this is quite try it? Yeah, yeah, Mayo,
you're on there?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wait is it still m Yeah alone? Okay, wait turn
it off? Sorry wait did you need me?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, sorry, okay, don't talk to me. We stopped the
show this week and we tried to help a tray
de fine love. The story is dream girl of the
set of traffic lights and he called in to you know,
get us to help find her.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What happened exactly, Michael, We're.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
In traffic she was next to me. She was laughing,
So Alice down and ask her what she was laughing,
and it turns out we were both listening to you guys,
and we'll laugh about and so you're both laughing and
realize you're listening to the same station.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What then the lie would have everything would have been over.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's right, pretty pretty much. I had to cut her
short and ask for a number.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
She seems came, but then I don't know if I
took the number wrong or she just ghosted Lisa.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So because she's listening right now, you have thinking, this
is my best shot. If that's that girl. Hey, if
the girl is listening right now, and then you know
it's you, can you call us regardless, just regardless of
whether you're interested or not in George. But unfortunately it
wasn't a happy ending.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We got it, we got it, got it, We got
asked all Tailor's on the phone now, Hi, Salor, good morning.
Do you remember seeing George in the traffic? This guy's
quite he loved what he saw. He loved it. What
we want to know is was it your real number?
And are you interested or was it a fake number?
Not interested? Write it down wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Or did you bullshit it was a fake number?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
How about you?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Guys? Password, my number and to use it a great idea.
Look at that a gentleman. Okay, George is gonna be
waiting till Friday night ten o'clock. That's the way, everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Speaking your fighting love. We had Cynthia and Memory in studio.
They were in for a dating game called t m I.
They're identical twins from Zimbabwe and they were looking for
a guy to.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Share O dym is to be Instagram's influencing Yeah, I
reckon you guys could get quite the following. Yeah, you
spoke to be they good to be the top follower?
Am I going to be the top top follower? Somebody? Okay,
(05:34):
I love it. You know what, this is the best
inter you I've ever done in my life.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I could do no.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wrong here, my people.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
World famous psychic media John Edward stopped buying the studio
for Halloween. He spoke to a call and named Mitch,
and this moment gave us all goosebumps.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
A recent really close to me was just like a
sudden passing, like once you free pretty much, yeah, and
then did somebody have like some type of event or
like car accidents. It was a water skiing accident which
caused the day. What they're showing me is that somebody
had like a heart attack. Oh his shit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What Well, he was with us the day before and
complaining about chest pain, but he never falls.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Off skiing, and he fell off that's how he got.
He's also making me feel like somebody was filming this. Jeezus, Yeah,
he's dot and his girlfriend were just around the corner.
They literally filmed probably the last ten seconds of his left. Well,
if that's not an absolute proof of crazy power, psychic trudeness,
he kind of just make this shit up. And then James,
(06:38):
how's the lake tattoo coming? The leg tattoo you see
have pulled out?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh listen, this anonymous call on to is that you
are a bunch of filthy animals in Melbourne. It's been
happening for.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
A while now, every time I do a number twos in.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The toilet by ejaculate full blowing orgasm.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Contrary to popular belief, this call is actually coming out
of Melbourne, and the newspaper says Melbourne don't like this film,
but here's this bloke when he shits the newspaper's right?
Or am I right? You're right?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That night, it's been a big week on the guy
with Jackie Show.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
He Dead Bee Cayle and Jackie O.
It's come. We do it every Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We do do it every Friday, although we're not not
sure what they roll out, but in turn, people puts
together the best bits on and off the air. So
let's roll it.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Period Dee Diary.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie
Oh Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jackie's highly anticipated memoir, The Whole Truth drop this week
and we invited listeners into the studio for a free
sign copy. Tammy even flew from Brisbane for it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
How are you bunny? Yeah? Good? Nervous?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I am?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You saw Jackie? Why dold you cry? No? You're not
that nice? And really, I don't know it was I
was just so excited to see you guys, and you
just looked down move into uilt and what I mets
and colleagues, and like they said, they're not interested. They're
instantly dead to us, because yeah, it really loves you
said that. They're don't like, for any reason, dead to us.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Jackie decided to donate all of her book proceeds to
a rehab center, but Kyle thinks it's a huge mistake.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What do you talk to me before you do this? Kyle,
That's not dumb. I really want you had to feel problem.
Doesn't mean you have asshole, I know, because I want
people to have the same opportunity I did to turn
their life around. So I, oh, Kyle, what's right? I
just can't believe you look that profit in the face
(01:20):
and just thrown it away. It's not thrown away. Do
you know how many people that might help? And I
don't care?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh no, I really don't care. Jackie's book isn't all
about a stinging rehab. She talks about her love life too,
and it turns out she was seeing her I can't
say that word. Sorry, goes jiu jitsu instructor for a
while anyway, But I caught her telling Kyle about this
off the air.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I had a jiu jitsu guy. Actually, can I say?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He was really really, really nice and sweet? He just
came at the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh no, he came into my life at the wrong time.
Your life.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, speaking of books, Kyler, Jackie, I found the Team
Bird books, Oh god, and then they started reading them out,
and trust me, there was no way they should have
ever seen them.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Too fat to fit in car. Now, that's not every
car fit in a car. Yeah, but I'm not drive
cars every day. Yeah, red faced fatty instead of picture
me on a car. It's a bing girl's burn book.
Won't sleep with fat chicks, but very faty himself. I
know I'm an hypocred, but yeah, I won't bang it fatty,
(02:32):
no way.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
On the fourth of the third, it was got marina
inserted to collect male load.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's someone doesn't understand what the marina is to stop
it getting present, She's not collecting male females. Ah. That
was Mayo.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
She's returned to the show after maternity leave, but things
got off to a little bit of a shaky start
when she could remember how to use the phone system.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, where this is quite try it? Yeah, yeah, Mayo,
you're on there?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wait is it still m Yeah alone? Okay, wait turn
it off? Sorry wait did you need me?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, sorry, okay, don't talk to me. We stopped the
show this week and we tried to help a tray
de fine love. The story is dream girl of the
set of traffic lights and he called in to you know,
get us to help find her.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What happened exactly, Michael, We're.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
In traffic she was next to me. She was laughing,
So Alice down and ask her what she was laughing,
and it turns out we were both listening to you guys,
and we'll laugh about and so you're both laughing and
realize you're listening to the same station.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What then the lie would have everything would have been over.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's right, pretty pretty much. I had to cut her
short and ask for a number.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
She seems came, but then I don't know if I
took the number wrong or she just ghosted Lisa.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So because she's listening right now, you have thinking, this
is my best shot. If that's that girl. Hey, if
the girl is listening right now, and then you know
it's you, can you call us regardless, just regardless of
whether you're interested or not in George. But unfortunately it
wasn't a happy ending.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We got it, we got it, got it, We got
asked all Tailor's on the phone now, Hi, Salor, good morning.
Do you remember seeing George in the traffic? This guy's
quite he loved what he saw. He loved it. What
we want to know is was it your real number?
And are you interested or was it a fake number?
Not interested? Write it down wrong?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Or did you bullshit it was a fake number?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
How about you?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Guys? Password, my number and to use it a great idea.
Look at that a gentleman. Okay, George is gonna be
waiting till Friday night ten o'clock. That's the way, everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Speaking your fighting love. We had Cynthia and Memory in studio.
They were in for a dating game called t m I.
They're identical twins from Zimbabwe and they were looking for
a guy to.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Share O dym is to be Instagram's influencing Yeah, I
reckon you guys could get quite the following. Yeah, you
spoke to be they good to be the top follower?
Am I going to be the top top follower? Somebody? Okay,
(05:34):
I love it. You know what, this is the best
inter you I've ever done in my life.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I could do no.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wrong here, my people.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
World famous psychic media John Edward stopped buying the studio
for Halloween. He spoke to a call and named Mitch,
and this moment gave us all goosebumps.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
A recent really close to me was just like a
sudden passing, like once you free pretty much, yeah, and
then did somebody have like some type of event or
like car accidents. It was a water skiing accident which
caused the day. What they're showing me is that somebody
had like a heart attack. Oh his shit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What Well, he was with us the day before and
complaining about chest pain, but he never falls.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Off skiing, and he fell off that's how he got.
He's also making me feel like somebody was filming this. Jeezus, Yeah,
he's dot and his girlfriend were just around the corner.
They literally filmed probably the last ten seconds of his left. Well,
if that's not an absolute proof of crazy power, psychic trudeness,
he kind of just make this shit up. And then James,
(06:38):
how's the lake tattoo coming? The leg tattoo you see
have pulled out?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh listen, this anonymous call on to is that you
are a bunch of filthy animals in Melbourne. It's been
happening for.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
A while now, every time I do a number twos in.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The toilet by ejaculate full blowing orgasm.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Contrary to popular belief, this call is actually coming out
of Melbourne, and the newspaper says Melbourne don't like this film,
but here's this bloke when he shits the newspaper's right?
Or am I right? You're right?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That night, it's been a big week on the guy
with Jackie Show.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
He Dead Bee Cayle and Jackie O.
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