September 5, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jack You don't need to be in tears. What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I've rubbed my eye.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's it's not upsetting.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I don't know what's what was on my finger, but
it's stinging now my eye.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Maybe it's the salt from the almonds or something.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's probably that. Just wash the eye out with some water. Yeah,
but I've got a scar and makeup.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's you know, that's a last resort, is your own problems.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you ready to roll the diary? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The best bits that happen on an air, on the
air and off the air. For this week, let's roll
it in turn, Pete, here.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We can de diary. It's been a big week on
the Kyle and Jackie I showed you might have seen
the headlines floating around the years about Kyle and David
Welliams from a Little Britain having a fight live on
the air. It's just a little bit. Just give us
ten seconds, Just give us ten see if you can shut.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Off seconds.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
From now? Okay ten seconds? Week it was knowing I
couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
See everyone thinks that Kyle and David hated each other,
but this is what you didn't hear off the air.
They both loved it like.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Love.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Jackie's releasing her memoir next month. It's called The Whole Truth,
and she's releasing an audible version. Kyle never did an
audio book of his twenty twelve MENOI scanned lands. So
Lockie the gig want a to audition.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
For the role it surmounting you having sex with a prostitute?
Fun So we're ready, yep on Mike, And so I
was playing for six was strange? Vin I'm sorry, say
(01:58):
stuff funny, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Sorry, start again, start again to the organ, Sorry, everyone
be quiet?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Is lucky.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
My concerns that I was paying for sex and that
I was in a strange environment started to subsign when
I saw more of her smoking old body. She was
a perfect ten. I couldn't believe I was thinking someway
from making love to her.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
How she took off his.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
She remember we would ale list press. They were works
of pure heart. Oh my god, what are a list breast?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You'll never know.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We've got a new segment called Ticket Before You Kick It,
where Kyle and Jackie O help out our old listeners
to tick those final items off their bucket list. We
met beautiful Pat. She's one hundred years old. She was
telling the guys how different things used to be for
a woman back in the day. Pat, I don't even
know how to sew oh, I U should twitters and
(03:01):
semens jerseys?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
How you get down on the needle.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can make a fully lined suit?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Shut up? Really? Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Magic.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Keithn't stopped by the studio this week. He's always such
a good sport.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So did you get to a point where you felt
like you were giving yourself more self love?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm working on that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
A lot of people say, what does that even mean?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like, how do you prioritize?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wait for my wife to go to Westfield before I
usually roll out the self love you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Also, you can't be serious for a second, can you?
You know what it's like?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Keith kind of Caryl's son. Oto't stop by during one
of the ad breaks. His appearance were short, but I
was so sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Who it is?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Give us a kiss, Give us a kiss before you go.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
To the gym.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Bye bye, duty, bye.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Bye, bye bye bye.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I was saying goodbye. It is like someone's auntie says
bye bye bye. So Kyle is happily married with his
beautiful son Otto. But Jackie dropped a bombshell on air
this week. It turns out that she kind of have
the hots for Carl back in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You had that thing back then, you did. I don't
know how I didn't just jump your bones really like.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You were hot, really and you had that thing and
I never saw.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It at the time, But now when I look back
on footage of you back then, I think.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
He had that thing.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Everyone loves to hear what they used to have.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What to day, Jackie, there's something you might want to
know first.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Very well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You've been so because Dad drive you crazy, and after
two marriages, she still hasn't worked out what men want
post sex afterwards. Thank you fundling around. We don't want
to on her recovery.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But it's not like I'm trying to get you to
go again.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's just something I'm playing with, like a squishy joy.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's not We love Jackie, but she's the first to
admit that she can have a blonde moment.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm really bad with getting jokes, and if you tell
me a joke, everyone laughs.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I fake laugh and then it takes me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
A minute to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, because I can't get them.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Something's missing in my brain.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Take these for example. No matter how hard she tried,
Jackie couldn't connect the dots.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Stay behind the eight ball and not in the good way.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's a good way? Those are?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
No, I know, maybe you do know what I'm talking about.
I do know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Your journey anyway, Okay, I'm reading. I can't I now know,
now I know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I thought he was jizzying in one of her eyes.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What's they got to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You know what? You need to start hanging around older
people so you get to lingo.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
On that ode.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's been a big week on the Kyla Jackie Eye
Show side ETMP Cayle and Jackie O
Jack You don't need to be in tears. What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I've rubbed my eye.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's it's not upsetting.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I don't know what's what was on my finger, but
it's stinging now my eye.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Maybe it's the salt from the almonds or something.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's probably that. Just wash the eye out with some water. Yeah,
but I've got a scar and makeup.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's you know, that's a last resort, is your own problems.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you ready to roll the diary? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The best bits that happen on an air, on the
air and off the air. For this week, let's roll
it in turn, Pete, here.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We can de diary. It's been a big week on
the Kyle and Jackie I showed you might have seen
the headlines floating around the years about Kyle and David
Welliams from a Little Britain having a fight live on
the air. It's just a little bit. Just give us
ten seconds, Just give us ten see if you can shut.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Off seconds.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
From now? Okay ten seconds? Week it was knowing I
couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
See everyone thinks that Kyle and David hated each other,
but this is what you didn't hear off the air.
They both loved it like.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Love.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Jackie's releasing her memoir next month. It's called The Whole Truth,
and she's releasing an audible version. Kyle never did an
audio book of his twenty twelve MENOI scanned lands. So
Lockie the gig want a to audition.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
For the role it surmounting you having sex with a prostitute?
Fun So we're ready, yep on Mike, And so I
was playing for six was strange? Vin I'm sorry, say
(01:58):
stuff funny, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Sorry, start again, start again to the organ, Sorry, everyone
be quiet?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Is lucky.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
My concerns that I was paying for sex and that
I was in a strange environment started to subsign when
I saw more of her smoking old body. She was
a perfect ten. I couldn't believe I was thinking someway
from making love to her.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
How she took off his.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
She remember we would ale list press. They were works
of pure heart. Oh my god, what are a list breast?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You'll never know.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We've got a new segment called Ticket Before You Kick It,
where Kyle and Jackie O help out our old listeners
to tick those final items off their bucket list. We
met beautiful Pat. She's one hundred years old. She was
telling the guys how different things used to be for
a woman back in the day. Pat, I don't even
know how to sew oh, I U should twitters and
(03:01):
semens jerseys?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
How you get down on the needle.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can make a fully lined suit?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Shut up? Really? Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Magic.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Keithn't stopped by the studio this week. He's always such
a good sport.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So did you get to a point where you felt
like you were giving yourself more self love?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm working on that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
A lot of people say, what does that even mean?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like, how do you prioritize?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wait for my wife to go to Westfield before I
usually roll out the self love you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Also, you can't be serious for a second, can you?
You know what it's like?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Keith kind of Caryl's son. Oto't stop by during one
of the ad breaks. His appearance were short, but I
was so sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Who it is?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Give us a kiss, Give us a kiss before you go.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
To the gym.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Bye bye, duty, bye.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Bye, bye bye bye.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I was saying goodbye. It is like someone's auntie says
bye bye bye. So Kyle is happily married with his
beautiful son Otto. But Jackie dropped a bombshell on air
this week. It turns out that she kind of have
the hots for Carl back in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You had that thing back then, you did. I don't
know how I didn't just jump your bones really like.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You were hot, really and you had that thing and
I never saw.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It at the time, But now when I look back
on footage of you back then, I think.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
He had that thing.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Everyone loves to hear what they used to have.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What to day, Jackie, there's something you might want to
know first.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Very well.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You've been so because Dad drive you crazy, and after
two marriages, she still hasn't worked out what men want
post sex afterwards. Thank you fundling around. We don't want
to on her recovery.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But it's not like I'm trying to get you to
go again.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's just something I'm playing with, like a squishy joy.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's not We love Jackie, but she's the first to
admit that she can have a blonde moment.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm really bad with getting jokes, and if you tell
me a joke, everyone laughs.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I fake laugh and then it takes me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
A minute to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, because I can't get them.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Something's missing in my brain.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Take these for example. No matter how hard she tried,
Jackie couldn't connect the dots.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Stay behind the eight ball and not in the good way.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's a good way? Those are?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
No, I know, maybe you do know what I'm talking about.
I do know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Your journey anyway, Okay, I'm reading. I can't I now know,
now I know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I thought he was jizzying in one of her eyes.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What's they got to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You know what? You need to start hanging around older
people so you get to lingo.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
On that ode.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's been a big week on the Kyla Jackie Eye
Show side ETMP Cayle and Jackie O
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