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November 28, 2024 • 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jeeve Diary.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's been a big year on the Kyle and Jackie
O Show. Let's Go Kyle and Jackie O expanded this
show into Melbourne this year and it was a big
first day. We spoke to Natton Chervo from Sunrise and
Anthony Albanezi Oh all the same time.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
By the way, Prime Minister, you're on Kyle and Jackie
and also Sunrise, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Good morning, Here you going everyone, Hi morning, it's a party.
Can I ask the fam a question?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes, Pm.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
We saw some of the photos as Kyle's wedding.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
What happened behind the scenes.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Let's not get two details there, Prime Minister.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
We had a very good time.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
There was good dancing and bit of singing.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
It was all good.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Were you up on the floor?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Were you albo? Look what goes on at a wedding stage.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
At the wedding.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
We gave away more cash than ever before. He's when
we dropped two hundred thousand dollars on the noise.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
What is nice?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
We've got two hundred thousand dollars sitting here.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Nicole, you are the first caller. She's sure, I'm sure
she's got it.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
For two hundred thousand dollars Nicole watched that KISSFM noise.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
You're putting a monocholy box down on the table and craziness.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh my god, you want two hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Remember when Jayla was telling us how in love she
was with Ben Affleck a couple of months before their divorce.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Awkward, Jayla, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
High? Hello? You know I fell in love with the
low of my life In my mind, I always had
it like, Oh, that was kind of the one.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh that gave me goosebumps.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Breaking news Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are divorcing.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh my god. And Kyle caught up with Jack Black,
who was less than impressed by Kyle's denacious d rendition
to see you want and.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Want me to to in one make three?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
It was one years, so the funtain.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Don't shine in the room, don't brow, don't brow.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Little. It's embarrassingly Kyle. That was absolute hot garbage.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I don't know who told you you could sing.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know who told you you should sing, but
that person should be institutionalized.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
It.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Do not quit your day job, bro.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Lord, I'll never get that three minutes back.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's speaking of people who are unlucky in love Alice
the Jike Cody's tridy boss and asked him to Duppy's girlfriend.
I died him instead.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
How are you feeling about it, Jike, I'm nervous. It's
gonna be done.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Simon.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Hi, you know you're a princess.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Jake. Well, we've got him on the phone here. He
does want to talk to you, Simon, Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I honestly think that you're and Guffy spragg Up.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
You've given me all the signs of work, and I think.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We should go on a day you can't actually do.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Great, Like to say, last week, I.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Was like on the floor and she's come up straight
from behind and just whack me full and eart on
the US know what the fuck.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Crazy? Right now?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Rob Schneider made worldwide press upter stopping by to the
Kyle and Jackie Oh studio. Hi didn't mince words when
it came out to the infamous Will Smith and Chris
Rock slab.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
One of the funniest blokes, Rob Snyder, did you ever
speak to Chris Rock after the slab?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Will Smith is a twot.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I was actually part of the committee I was supposed
to punish him. Oh wow, wow, wait.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Wait, wait, just back up a second, hang on for me.
When I met him, right, I always.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Say nice, yes, wonderful.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
He's a liar, complete utter fraud. Really it was exposed
in that time.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Okay, we all thought in that time.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh he was under all this pressure though, and it
was a snapped moment.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
No, Kyle's been under pressure.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
You've been under pressure.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, but I also lashed out, who do you last?
Shout at paparazzi? Anyone really?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Anyone?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Is there any that slapping?

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, no paparazzi and broke his camera. All right, okay,
what they're chasing you.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
There's a different thing.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You're defending yourself, that's right.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I was scared for my life.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, that's what I would use in defense too. And
remember this.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Chotic interview with David Williams from Little Britain.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
David does the best books. He's been compared to Roll Dubho,
you know, the.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Author Roll Dahl Danah, I don't know. I was a
homeless child when I'm eating out of the bin, Ronald's
at Dal is not someone I'm interested in. Who's your favorite?
James Bond, Roger Moore, he was a really funny guy.
He was very self deprecating.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Something you could learn from.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what that means, right, Okay,
how has he had this career? I think I've got
photos of the right people. Who's bathy your son when.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
You're awake and he's eleven years old?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
So what happens as they get older?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
They bathed themselves.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Okay, I know you're probably still bathed by someone winched
in and out of a bath.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
This was beautiful. Brooklyn got married to the love of
his life Damien at the Elvis Chapel in Vegas, of course,
and guy with Jackie O.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
We're there for it all from a Las Vegas Babies,
Las Vegas's here in news.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
So Brooklyn's getting married today.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
We are about to.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Go down to the car and get in there as
we go on route to the Little White Chapel, the
very famous one that Britney got married in.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
So it's going to be.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Elvis Presley marrying Brooklyn and Damien. I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Here's the winning everyone. You all the promise?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do you love, cheerish each other, always speak the truth,
care for each other in sickness, and it hu Damen, Hey, Julia,
I do good answers the horrors Verson and I was
by the set of it out and Rogers.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'll pronounced you.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Kyle's sun Otto is getting older and he's becoming more
and more like him every day.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yesterday my son and I severed loving each other. It's
over between me and my son. Why we're having a
lovely family day in the lound room and me the wife,
that child and our two beautiful dogs. His mum's spinning
him around in circles on the spot. He's backwards with.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
His arms out, laughing, swing him around, and then she
stops in front of the dog and swoops him into
the dog.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Do you love Lulu?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And he goes yes, And then Takeita's turn, and then
do you love Mama? Yes, swings around.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Everyone's laughing.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm clapping, getting into it. Do you love dadass swung
into me and he looks at me upside down and goes, no,
I'll shut it.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh, And I said, well that's it.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
You're on your own, you little mastard.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Oh no, no, dating, I.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Said me, and you were done. And he's going, so
what are we doing this weekend?

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Guys? Are we back on? We're back on.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
But don't you worry, guys. Guy'll still have big softy
at heart.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
So Rhiannon Ringing a week ago lost on the pop quiz,
but I gave her a car instead.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I will buy your mother and father a brand new car.
She doesn't know, but I'm going to give it to him. Now,
come on, family, come out, come out.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Oh look what's here? So you get your brand new card?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You give the king to your parents?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Come here?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Come here.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like every other family, we work really hard and then
their dad works really hard.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think she's very overwhelmed because.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Well, you're welcome.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Now.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Now I'm going to start crying. Kid being a great daughter.
You really touched my heart. It was lovely. What's wrong now?
Are you going to start crying again? Enjoy your family,
Enjoy the car.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But the biggest moment of the year when we learned
the whole truth about Jackie O.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
There's only one thing left to do today. Get on
a plane to Los Angeles, undetected by anyone. My best
friend and manager, Jemma O'Neill is with me. After our
weekend in the Sonoran Desert, Jemma will be heading.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
Home and I won't be going with her.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
I'm going on a loan.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
When she checks out, I'll be checking into the Betty
Ford Center ranch Overage.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
I'll be spending twenty eight days there.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
I'm voluntarily enrolled in a twelve step program there to
treat the substance dependence and drug addiction. I've been able
to keep secret for three long and pay four years.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Are you okay? I am okay. Yeah, I'm not crying
because I'm ashamed. I'm just crying because I kept this
in for so long and saying it out loud right
now is like scary.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
But at the end of the day, it's still good
old Kyla Jackie O.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
Just like.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
On that note, it's been a big year on the
Kyla JACKIEO Show. Merry Christmas and keep safe Signs.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
In faith Kyle and Jackie O.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
MHM.
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