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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kyle, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jackiey The Kyle and Jackie O Show.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, Well Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Hello Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
It is hey, yeah mood. Yeah. I thought for a
second you said Happy Father's Day, but that is this Sunday, Sunday.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes, indeed all.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
New Father's very exciting. Yeah, old father's Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I don't think my dad gets excited about it.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Did you get him anything? Like?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, I do get him something, but it's not you know,
it's just a voucher hadstall kind of that A lot
of effort put in there, I know, because I just
don't know. Dad always says I don't need anything, darling,
don't get me anything.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
But what he really means is, if you knew me,
you'd get me something I like.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'll see. Dad likes biographies, golf and gambling.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Actually sports, got.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Him a sports b aboucher, actually brokes. That's he would
love that. That's you know what, Thank you Kyle for
making me think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Your father fathers make people think about their fathers.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh did you see Brooklyn Jackie is I'm all good.
I've never been happier. Fake mask has been torn from
her flesh. Whoa the photos yesterday of her by herself
sobbing on the beach uncontrollably crying reading his self help book.
So things may not be so good after all, the old,
the old. No, nothing to see here, I'm my best me.

(01:34):
Look at it, it's lined up. Look how wonderful man.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
You're just rubbing seid.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Out of your eyes?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yes, thank you, Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's all all that, all that one or the other.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
They had one shot of me rubbing my eye and
then they said I'm crying or something getting emotional. No,
I definitely was not crying or even emotional, not even
the littlest bit.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
But yeah, a great photo.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Not really, when you're rubbing something out of your eye,
your mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Blows down like those photos. Beyonce tried to bear did
very hideous at a concert or something, and she's was
it the Super Bowl baby something? Really putting effort into
her performance. But yeah, she just didn't look looked very.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Performance.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Okay, yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
What book were you reading? Some sort of how much
does oneself need?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Told you this the other day. Actually it was a
book called Return to the Soul. I've stopped reading it.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's too hard.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
They were basically like the concept.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Of the book was saying that in order it us
to change the world, we all have to be good,
and it felt too much of a bigger task, Like
I was like, well, I can be good, but I
can't control anyone else, So this is never going to work.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
How are you going to control what king one king
over the southern province of China does exactly? How are
you expected to to ensure everyone follows these rules?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's right, every single person in world would have to
read this book for this to work.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
And agree to do it all at the same.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Time exactly, which you know. It would be an interesting experiment,
but it's never going to happen. It's never going to happen.
What I did read the other day was that men
are going to be extinct in about eleven a million years.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's true. I've read that not long to wait, Brooklyn.
I mean the tic tick boom. It's on its way
at the end of many.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Because your Y chromosome is slowly starting to vanish from
the makeup.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I think we've been witnessing this slowly erode in real
life because so the women have the XX chromosome, which
makes you beautiful, and men have the X y. The
Y gives us the testicles and the penis. That's all
it does. So the X chromosomes is like nine hundred
chromosomes that make up the human body and in the

(03:52):
Y fifty five. But there used to be one hundred
and sixty million years ago the same amount of chromosomes
in the X end the world. So they're shown that
why is depleting very quickly and they think that this
is this is crazy, right, you know how there's all
these days and the bys and the gays and the
pan sexuals, and we're like, what are the do that's evolution?

(04:17):
I think being gay is a miracle now, this really yeah,
because straight men in eleven million years, we will not exist,
will be the lipsticked, undetucked, high heel wearing type of blokes.
But they think that we will develop a gene between
men and women where we'll be like a snake, where

(04:40):
women just fertilize their own eggs. There will be no
woman and men. They'll just be the woe man one
one sex, and they may we there's two options. There's
two options. In eleven million years, if someone came back
to visit planet Earth, there will be a no human
being life at all. Zero. Yeah, or multiple different groups

(05:03):
of human beings that only interact with each other because
of the way we mate.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
So segregation is going to come full circle, So let's
abandon that too. That feels like a big waste of
time as well.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't know if we'll even be here, to be honest,
in eleven million years.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You don't even have to think. We definitely won't be
here in eleven million years, you and.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I no, humankind, I don't reckon we'll.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Isn't it nice that you've taken the bright sunshine way?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Return to the soul really worked for me? Now, I'm like,
we're all going to be gone anyway.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
And don't you think someone else should have it go?
Like it was dinosaurs and then we had to go species.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
You know, Yeah, we're not doing such a great job.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Human Who deserves to overtake what we've achieved?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
What sort of slug creature?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah? Something like that, right, But isn't that weird though?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Why chremosoon is only there for a set of nuts
and a cock, that's it.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I know, I know, I know it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
So if the penis vanished though, yeah, that's a beautiful Yes,
it is.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Maybe that's all that will be left, the slug looking penis.
So there's cock squirming around.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Did you see the other day yesterday I was reading
this about new names that are in schools now like that.
Oh didn't you let me do a little recap in
case you missed it, because it's interesting. This mom was
asking her kid, like a kid's quite young, so you know,
the new new generation coming through what everyone's called at school,

(06:46):
because you know, like we all, I guess the generation
we've just seen come through have all the same names,
you know, and and and now those names are considered. Oh,
have a listen to what she said. I haven't eight
year old and a six year old and the names
that they say like their friends names I can't even pronounce.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
And I said to my six year old just then,
I was like, do you have anyone in your year
called Sarah or Alex or Jack or Daniel?

Speaker 8 (07:14):
And she laughed, She's.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
Like the old people names. And I'm like, how about
I don't.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Know, like Ryan, like Steph, like any of those names Michelle,
And she's like no.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
And it just makes.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Me realize, like we are now that generation that was
our parents' generation, that was like names like Karen, Helen, Joanna.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
So those names are considered old. Now do you know
what the names are?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
What is the normal name? What's the commons?

Speaker 10 (07:42):
Like?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
The names were things like Diesel and Blaze and Oasis
Vision Yeah, yeah, Cruz And then the most popular girl's
names are Luna now and r Low and Harper up
as one that was kind of crossed over from both generations,
I think.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
But yeah, obviously she knows. Some kid were called Harpers.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I know quite a few, like Victoria Beckham's daughter and
Dale Basin Wait daughter, ladies. No, that's like no of them.
You know, there's quite a few Harpers around. So that's true.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
So when you named your child after Jackie's favorite restaurant, Catalina, Yeah,
is there any the restaurant name didn't take off?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I didn't and yours either, also both restaurants.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's right. Yeah, well I didn't really name him after
a restaurant. No, I didn't either, Kyle, I think you did.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Well, No, because their name, first of all, is Kiddy.
No one calls her Catalina or anyway.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's where do we have the wedding reception? You're well,
now let's go back a bit. It was only the
last one, not not way back when. What was the
name of that restaurant where the wedding reception was Catalina?

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Incidence?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
What a coincidence?

Speaker 6 (08:55):
You know they should be giving me free food?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
And what's it? You know, as you're flying into Los Angeles,
you're always looking out the window and like we should
go there to that island. What's that island called Catalina Island?
Everything about Jackie is around the word Catalina. She even
gets her cat and leans it against the wall and
she gets to Catalina on the wall there. She's obsessed

(09:21):
and she's never called her child Catalina out louda she
from birth. She wanted to confuse the child as much
as possible by referring to her to other people as Catalina,
but to the baby itself as Kitty.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I love that name, by the way, Kitty.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
I know it's so that's.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Been around for a one hundred and fifty years or something.
I know old ladies that are called kitty, do you Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah, you don't come across kitties very often, actually.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
You may not, but very familiar.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It never really took off like Harper you know, yeah,
did it.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
That's good though, you don't want to be the common Olivia.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Olivia for that.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
So basically we had a couple of Olivia's here member
we had really hot one, and there's that gross we
had the.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Grocery we did, so we had that generation, but also
the younger generation, like there's several Olivia's in kiddies class,
like Olivia is a big one. Sophie as well, massive,
so they're now considered older names for that new generation.
I'm assuming, Hey, ticket man's running today, isn't he? It's

(10:22):
ticket It's not running now though, no, not now, but
we tell people where he is.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Ticket Man is running today thanks to our friends over
at the Arnot's Biscuit factory pumping out the almighty arn
It shapes, Love Shape. I love the chicken crimpy ones too.
The originals are nice to pizza ones. It's very hard
to choose when you get to the aren't it shapes? Oisle.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
I don't do barbecue, oh the only one I won't.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I love Barbara see good. I'm glad you don't because
more for the rest of us. Yeah, yeah, to get
me in today running with the biggest load of tickets
we've ever given away in one run. He will be
in Sydney today the Kombank Stadium. Paramatter, get there by
about seven. Because if you win, you grab ticket men today.
What do you get? Jack VP double passes to the
twenty twenty four NRL Grand Final. You'll get that, Yes,

(11:13):
you get that.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
You get tickets to the twenty twenty five Magic Round
weekend matches, all of them, tickets to all three twenty
twenty five State of Origin games.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
This is some gigantic pro.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
That includes flights, accommodation.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Plus we're going to give you two thousand dollars as well.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
On top of all that, two thousand dollars spending money
and the name of a guy in each wherever that
is played where you can spend that money with. He'll
show up in a small hatchback little transfer of soon.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
It's a big one as you can see. So today
it's Sydney's turn. Paramatter, Combak Stadium, be there from seven.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think ticket man's warming up currently, Ticket Man, are
you feeling confident about today's run?

Speaker 8 (11:53):
I am so punned up Kyle and Jack Yo. I'm
currently in the ticketmobile on the way up the Combank.
Let me tell you there, nothing gets me harder than
a good run.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I bet and and and I'm assuming you're gonna have
to really put those footy skills to good juice if
you have played footed before, well, don't.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Go given his personality away from Crist trying to give
away his identity. Jack You've always given us up to
the coppers, giving us up to the listeners crying on
the beach.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Do you have football experience, ticket man?

Speaker 11 (12:26):
Like?

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Can you outrun people on a field?

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Not enough that I would have hoped, Jackie, My football
experience was quite short lived.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I see, Okay, Mainly his football experience was watching the
success of others around him. Don't go crying to get me.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Don't sel.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
You get those pistains out of the front of that
thing when you went on the jet style the other day.

Speaker 12 (12:52):
But by the way, yeah I finally got them out.
Thank you for the tipping me into your dry cleaner
as well. Yeah, some young guy was a very nice person.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I think he's having Yeah, the guy the drug cleaner.
Some young guy.

Speaker 13 (13:15):
Oh, some young guy gotcha for Christ needs to move
over to the gold networks, where they're slower to pick
up on the gags over there that is.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Wrong with my brain. I'm really bad with getting jokes.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
If you tell me a joke, everyone laughs, I fake
laugh and then it takes me a minute to get it.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
So once everyone stop, you go, oh yeah, because I
can't get them.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Something's missing in my brain.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
You know what you're missing hearing things that are actually
funny because you should just laugh. A lot of things
will go over your head, you know.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
With you, I get your humor, but just with a job,
you get.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
The first layer, and then there's the sub layer that
everyone else gets that slides across your head. And that's
the success of the right there.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
That success is what I'm not getting.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Jackie's never understood the appeal of the show.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh yeah, I'm really confused as to why it's popular.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
And by the way, congratulates everyone give Jackie not a
loud raw, not an overwhelming clap, but a little clap
because the soft feminine Jackie has been back for two
days in it row, the pinky Tuscadero bikey slut look
that she's been doing for the last year, the I
don't care, I'm too brown and wearing singlets and big

(14:32):
bike boots. It's all faded away. And the feminine Jackie
is back in the lovely dresses. Well, because yeah, it's
being brushed. Some efforts being made.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Are they flowers or tie dye?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's a mixed but it looks like painting of a flower,
but it's not really.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, don't care rubbing your breasts slowly that we're not
twenty year old guys at the local beer garden. That
doesn't work for us.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, you look lovely though, by the way, very very nice.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
And you you're back to wearing black. Now that's a
disappointment because yesterday I really enjoyed the new.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yes, I enjoy lap it up well at last. Man,
you wear the Hawaiian shirts when I'm in fun North
Queens And.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
If you sell, you're selling your house up there. So
it's just going to be black all day, every day.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
That's boring. Yeah, tell that Tomasha, heines, she's happy. You
got no issue with that ship. I told you keep
your racism at the door.

Speaker 14 (15:35):
Here.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
We're allowing all your homosexuality talk and all that we
allow Bruno to talk about. I'm not gay, but I
put things in my ass on what they call a
bussy boy. Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I'm allowing he likes ask play more than me.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, he does something. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm entry only.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Some's going to come out of there.

Speaker 15 (15:59):
Hey, guys, Carle walked through a caravan park yesterday.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Don't you thank you?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
What were you doing?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I was having mad flashbacks, man, because don't forget when
my family abandoned me when I was young. They then
sold the house and moved to a caravan park. I
don't know that it worse me homeless or my brother
trailer park trash.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Yes, and they wanted to do that, or they were
forced to do that.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh no, no, no, no, they wanted to That was
their dream. My dream was to sell the house, be
released of the shackles of the financial burden of home ownership.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
But did they take the caravan around the country to me?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
No, No, it wasn't one of those. It was an
old ship box that had no wheels. It was what
they called a permanent.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Then what did they did they reckon that would be better?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
I wonder what was it? What was it about?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Jackie? Yeah, didn't like cleaning toilets and showers. Hated it.
So problem solved, you'd have to walk up to the
minuities block. If you wanted to take this ship or
have a shower, you don't have to. It was only
it was only what about one hundred meters away from.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
The van, So you had to do that? Well, you
didn't because you learned.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
That I was the band. I was shitting on the
street and my brother had to walk up to the
amenities block. Poor thing.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh would you have to do that on his own
in the night? Yes, Oh, sounds dangerous.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
In the early eighties, parents weren't helping kids out at all.
It was seker swim.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
It kind of was, wasn't it. Yeah. So you went
to a caravan park yesterday?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yes, and I wandered through. I met people that I
actually knew, my random people. I was there looking for
idle contestants and a couple of the locals I'd said,
is there any things things? Yeah, I went and trolled
around there. There there was a lovely girl singing to
all the oldies in the caravan park.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
That sounds staged. Happened to be singing for everyone when
you guys arrived.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
No, there might be some There might be some creative
timing going on in the background. But she sings there
every week.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Really bringing down the magic TV Jackie.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, no, one of the householder at a TV on
that mask thing as you go, I know that is
that's Evan Gela going right there and that. Yeah, you've
got to pretend it someone else and here's you goin
ridiculous show. No wonder it was canceled. Princess dies dead.

(18:36):
She's not under the giant starfish mask. Stupid Husy. He's
a very nice man, by the way, is a whack
because when I threatened to punch him in the throat
all those years ago, for ten years, Hughsy avoided me
like the plague. Every time we go to the airport
in Melbourne. He panicked that I might also be at

(18:58):
the airport in Melbourne and I'd punch in the throat.
Oh god, And let me tell you he wasn't wrong.
I would have punched him in the throat. I hated
the man. But then he wanted to have a lunch. No,
can we have a line or something? Just very abcient
and I must have been high because I agreed. And
then he bought Kate Langbrok with him to soften the blow.

(19:20):
And she's lovely. Oh oh sall you and Hughsy make together.
Sorry I started morphing them together then, yeah, and then
and I didn't mind them.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Isn't that the one you were at too, Jackie?

Speaker 6 (19:35):
Yes, but I got.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
It's like you guys stage me. No, No, how did.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
That even happen the radios because they've joined the radios.
They joined our radio station then and then the management
were like, hey, I don't know if it was management,
could have been anyone. Even Hughesy could have just said like,
let's go and have lunch. We lovely, I mean, I
love we love the these guys.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
We'll just look go overboard. I wouldn't go down neither
of them, would you?

Speaker 16 (20:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Obviously it was pleasant and he caught up with them again.
Have you caught up with them since?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, Kate, I have, I mean, and Hughsy I obviously
worked with, but I haven't caught up with him socially, Okate,
I when I'm in like, when have you.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Caught up with Kate Lanbrook?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
What a bloody At the beginning of the year, I
had a coffee with her.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
We were when you were fat?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
No, no, no, this was just like maybe five months ago. Yeah, yeah,
I think it was when I was there for the
Grand Prix. Might have been around that time.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
You weren't fat then?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, no, we were.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
We caught up. I love her?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
What do you so? You reached out to Kate and
you were like, you're the only person you know that
I want to have lunch with. And she's like, oh.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Damn, well, I catch up with a few people when
i'm you know, in Melbourne, Carrie as well.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
The radio Kerry. You see, we don't What do you
do when you're planning the sea?

Speaker 8 (21:01):
To you?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
You eroding them from within? What's the plan there?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
No plan?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Enemy combatants you're out with?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
No, we don't talk about work.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You'll be going down on bloody what's her name? Over
it and over next, in some private jets. You'll be
up in some smile high club. What's your plan here?
Why are you with the enemy women?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I don't see them as enemy women, they're just friends.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So you're going to bring down our whole war, you
with your floral dresses and your love of lattes and chatting.
We're at war with these people.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
No, well I'm not at war, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Bullshit. You're at war by default because I.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Say no, I know, I know you see it that way.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I can't believe you're consorting with the enemy. What do
you get out of it? Like?

Speaker 6 (21:51):
It is funny, isn't it? How I feel? The girls
just don't care about that stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
And the rive.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
None of you girls came about so like.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Funny with each other, and and I just you think
it would be the other way around, because women have
a reputation for being bitchy and that's babby.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, but wait, it'll come, It'll come. This is no
different than if I worked at if you and I
worked at the Commonwealth Bank, yeah, and those other girls
worked at the NAB in the Westpac. There is no interaction.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Ie. I remember when I worked at ray White real
Estate and LJ. Hooker was across the road.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Were you hanging out with those horse?

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Never?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
So what's changed?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Don't know? Actually I don't know, probably because I've been
in this game long enough that I know them.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
You know. Let me tell you something. It's not a
game to me. It's life and death.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Right. What do you want me to do? Send a
group ten out to say I shall no longer be
socializing with any of you. Do you are my enemy?

Speaker 6 (22:58):
What else do you want me to say?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I bitch dies something like that, and then threatened to
expose the secret of all of them if they don't,
you know, play by the OL rules. You know how
I do things. I'm yet to bring out the biggest
secret about Jase Hawkins in Melbourne, the presenter in Nova.
Can we not?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Can we not?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm yet to bring out. I would roll it out.
It would be the end of him, as he knows.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Come on, you probably everyone's got ship on everyone, you know.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
As a matter of fact, I don't have anything on him.
He was always quite a.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Good friend, Yeah, I thought as much.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I do feel that. I heard him masturbating quite a
lot though, when he was flatting with me, because because
I'd have a TV in my room obviously the big baller,
and he had no electronics at all in his room,
just a bed, not even a bedside table. And then
at night when I turn the TV off and go

(23:58):
into my slumber, Old here you reckon good, it's quite loud. Yeah,
here's jerking the meat next door, probably trying to think
about what life would be like if he was me.
That's what I was thinking. He's in there thinking, oh God,
if it was only I was as good as sand lands.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
No night, You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
He's such immediate.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yeah, I don't think he would have been thinking that.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, would you know you've got the mind of the gay?
Oh good, I don't know how the straight man thinks.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
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(25:12):
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Speaker 4 (25:17):
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Speaker 3 (25:20):
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know how it is. Oh, he doesn't do CDs. Look,
he launched them off the computer. I like the Paris
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and general.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I want to start a side.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, five hundred cash thanks to Busley Work where Australia's
leading work where brand and you can spend on what
you like. Let's meet our contestants playing it for the
ladies today. Nancy, good morning, see good morning.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Hi.

Speaker 17 (25:54):
Are you can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah? Babe, we can hear you?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Can you hear us?

Speaker 18 (25:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
I can? Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
The phone seems to be working and doing its job.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
She is a semi retired nurse and she drives her
young day I thirty and she's single, but she has
a special friend.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh Nancy, how long you had the special friend for? Oh?

Speaker 19 (26:14):
Twenty years?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I think it's change.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Twenty years only a special friend and nothing more.

Speaker 19 (26:22):
Because divorce has turned me off a full time relationship.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
So you just don't want any kind of commitment now.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Well that financial and you know all the emotions. It
can be life changing.

Speaker 19 (26:36):
It certainly was lost everything and I've built myself back up,
so you.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Don't want to risk it.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Nancy, once bitten twice shy, they say, see me, it.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Will probably take five times bitten.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
To get there.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, because you know she'll have to move herself into
a trailer park and she'll be like, no, no, I
don't care about anything. I only am searching for love.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Love, Love is what you make it to be. That's
really what love is.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
That's true.

Speaker 19 (27:08):
Love is a trail apart.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Her favorite sex actor is giving pleasure, and she she
loves being dominated to.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh, she's my type of woman.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
When her friend comes over, she loves having him write
naughty words in lipstick all over her body. That's an
interesting one.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
What is right?

Speaker 19 (27:28):
Very naughty words? I probably can't really say them all?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
And where does he like?

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Over the stomach?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
All over right on my back?

Speaker 19 (27:36):
And they're quite difficult to get off, but aloofer and
some good quality so gets it off of eyry.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
So when did how did that even start?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I think you wrote slut across the forehead in lipstick
once and it went from there. Is that what happened next?

Speaker 19 (27:52):
How did you know?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Kyle?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I don't just know how these things work. I just
know visual picture things.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
I'm trying to think of, like the first time a
guy would do that, Like he pulls out a lipstick
and writes slut across my stomach, and I would I
just do it?

Speaker 6 (28:06):
How I'd take that.

Speaker 19 (28:10):
It's always fun like it's not. It was the one
that I see, so it's not true.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
That's nothing, that's right. So oh yeah, Brooklyn, that's right.
First of all, factually it's incorrect. Yeah. Second, it's just
it's being a bit naughty. There's nothing wrong with being
a bit naughty keeps you alive.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah, okay, cool, we're weighing in at seventy seven kilos.
It's our naughty nurse Nancy.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I bet she's in that I thirty one day two
because it sort of looks like an ambulance. She's obsessed
being the nurse.

Speaker 20 (28:51):
Before.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Oh yeah, right, why not?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Maybe she is a slat. Josh is playing for the trade?
Is he is a chippy drives an a the BT
fifty baby? Hey Josh, good morning Josh.

Speaker 10 (29:04):
Good morning, King and Queen.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
How are you good morning, sir? Look at Josh very calm.
They're focused on the win. Yeah. He currently is thank
you mane, currently single and has three hundred and thirty
one likes on Tinder, so he's doing pretty good there.
He got them all lined up there like layby Yeah.
Do you just go through them one at a time? There?

(29:26):
Or looking for anything in particular, or just play in
the field.

Speaker 10 (29:31):
I'd just like to go through and find the best
looking blonde, to be honest, and pick them and see
how it goes, and then get onto the next one.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
And do you chat much to them?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (29:41):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
An you see many of them? A few, Yeah, any
of them will like good potentials? Are You're not interested
in that? No?

Speaker 10 (29:50):
I am interested in that. Definitely interested in that. There
is a few, but I don't know. It's so hard
these days to know they're loyal or not.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
A very strange time for you to be applying lipstick
after we've just had Nancy's confession. You put the lipstick
while Josh is talking and she's asking questions. She's got
the lipstick.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
That's weird, right, did make me think of it? Yeah,
you're right right.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Write something on your arm, Write a naughty word on
your own arm, just to get a bit of taste
of Nancy.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
By the way, talking about Josh, his favorite position is
doggie in bed. He once lied about taking steroids because
he couldn't get hard with some chicks, so he said,
oh yeah, it's Royd Dick. Sorry, that lie work.

Speaker 10 (30:37):
Yeah, it did work.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 10 (30:40):
She She honestly was so stunning Cole like she was gorgeous.

Speaker 18 (30:46):
Comet.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
No, she'd just come out of the shower, jumped in
the bed and the smell coming from down there. I
almost passed out.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
It was she just got out of the shower. She
didn't give Kitty a little the little wash.

Speaker 10 (31:01):
I literally watched her in the show just come out
and the smell was so bad. I tried to waffle
the blanket for her to smell it. She was acting
like she couldn't smell anything.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You put it out as well.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
No, I suddenly gave a little a little dutch O. Right, Wow,
she couldn't smell it.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
And then what you just said? I can't get hard
because I take steroids.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
Yeah, she goes, oh, how come you know you can't
get hard and stuff, And I said, oh, I've just
started injecting steroids so I can't get it up.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
And then watch what's what's the alternative? Jackie is honestly
the best policy according to Jackie's law.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
In that situation, that's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Just do the right thing by lying, making a mockery
of his own dick, the team there not to hurt
her feelings. What a legend.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
I think in that situation, he probably did the right thing.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, thank you. Have you ever have you ever has
there been a like strong breeze and you thought.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
I have?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Like, well, my problem is I have like three baths
a day, so I don't feel like I would.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Three baths that you run a bath three times a day?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I love ladies and somebody to aspire to just laying
around the bathroom. Yeah what are you doing in that bath?

Speaker 21 (32:27):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
I just lie there in the warm water, love it.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Just chill.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Your eyes open or closed?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Never closed, Kyle, never never. My mum always taught me,
don't fall asleep in the bath. She's terrified me.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, there are a lot of space of drownings in bathroom.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
There must have been because our parents think that if
we close our eyes, we're gonna My mom comes to
stay and I have a bath every every two minutes.
I hear like, yeah, Houston, so paranoid about I think
there must have been some big story at the time,
maybe or a spade of them.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
But I always think.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Okay, intrusive on your life and all of Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
You know, but if I'm falling asleep and my head
goes under.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Wouldn't I just wake up? Wouldn't that happen? Unless I'm
on drugs.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
You are the rattler. You are the farmers as the pharmacists. Yeah, yeah,
but I suppose if.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
You take a sleeping tablet, that's very Yeah, but what
if you haven't, if you're just they're sober, nothing wouldn't
wouldn't you wake up?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
It just feels like maybe she just indulves herself with them.
I think you'd wake up, wouldn't you don't know?

Speaker 6 (33:35):
You have the answer.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (33:36):
It says that the water would wake you up unless
you're unconscious. So unless you pass out for a medical reason,
if you just fall asleep, the water should wake you up,
should wake to enter your lungs, It will definitely just
wake you up.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
But see that that's where you wouldn't want to.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
But I'm not drinking.

Speaker 18 (33:54):
You know.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Maybe your mum was drugging you when you were a kid.
I was worried you drown in the bath and she'd come.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Up all right, Well, anyway, let's get on with that.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Weighing in at ninety eight kilos, it's soft cock josh.
Every week.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
A little bit more evident to these nicknames, I think,
oh sorry, sorry, sorry lazy.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
You know I thought it was quite an obvious. Well,
what did you want me to say? Did you have
a better idea for Josh's name?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
No, no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
But oh so I can smell your stinking Josh. I'm
limited with options, That's true.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Okay, Josh, I'll start asking you the questions.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Which is very pitchy today.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
What is what is the largest clothing size stopped at
ku Kai?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
What's the largest they? I thought it was called Maybe
it is COOKI yeah, Cookai cock cook cockie cock.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I don't think it's Cockai.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
No, No, No, size fourteen?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Oh yeah, that is that is No. XL is size
fourteen three x L would be like a eighteen or something.

Speaker 16 (35:10):
Not.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Have you been there?

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Have I been a triple XL.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Know an XL or anything above?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I've been an XL. Yeah I bought
XL before.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Bear that in mind, the potential data she has, the potential.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
I could go back there. No, I would have given
I wouldn't. Okay, number in the beginning, but what is.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
The beauty product? K eighteen used for.

Speaker 10 (35:36):
Ok sounds like a tanning thing. Maybe a skin product.
I'll go with like a pimp, a pimple thing.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
It's hair repair K eighteen. Yeah, it's a good one. Actually,
it is a really good one. Okay. Question number three
when talking about bra what is he? What is a
sister size? What is that?

Speaker 10 (36:05):
I do I have heard this before?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Have you?

Speaker 13 (36:11):
It's like a.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
No, it's like a supportive like a crop top borrow
or no.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
No, no, you're way off.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Can I guess?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Go on?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Is it like when you borrow your sister's brow?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
No, it's not even that when each boob is a
different size.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Nope, not that every one of them.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
They've got the difference.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Do you think we have brow sizes that are like
twelve B on the left see on the right.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
You should have what was half of you?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
It has a disparity that much where it's a whole
cup sized. Doctor kisses out there, you're nodding. There's a
whole cup size in dispara.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Here's the titty man. There absolutely could be.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
But is that often?

Speaker 15 (36:53):
Well, look, it doesn't happen a huge percent, but definitely
ladies can have completely different sizes.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, okay, trust him.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Do you know what a sister size is no, rightly,
So a sister sizes. Basically, if you're a ten D
usually you would also be a twelve C. So you
go up in circumference, which is the ten part or
twelve that's around the it's around the rear cage.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Really stacked on the kilos. And your boobs haven't.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Grown, No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
They're basically the same size, because yeah, they're giving you
more room.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
You've just got fatter. But your body's got fatter, but yours.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Because like they've gone down a cup, you.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Know, so you got in one of them.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Have you been a sister brow?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
I never knew a sister bra existed until right now.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
I didn't even know that was a thing.

Speaker 18 (37:45):
Very question.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
All the girls out there and you though, So that's
just me.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Sorry, jos Hey, it doesn't matter. Just because you've won
nothing doesn't mean you don't win. We got to get through, Nancy.
Here we go, Nancy, Sorry to keep you waiting. Question one,
Explain to me what a glazier does. Glazier what does
it do?

Speaker 19 (38:10):
Yeah, it's to do with toils, isn't it laying toil?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
No? They cut, install, remove and fit glass. Oh glass
a glazier.

Speaker 19 (38:25):
Yeah, okay, okay, that's a right call a glassy air.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
That's very fancy. Question at number two, I'm going to
give you some words. You tell me there are all
types of what? Okay, listen carefully. Your master day date
deep sea? What are these? All types of?

Speaker 17 (38:50):
Can you repeat that story?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Your master day dates? And the last one is deep
sea yacht master deep sea day day?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
Boating, have a run out of time?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
You know what? Any one you've got?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
No, you've any idea? You said anything to do with boating.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I don't know, wrong, wrong, Rolex watches. Well, you girls
don't know about ship? What are you a cassio girl?
Come on man? Okay? Question question three? How long do
the effects you'll know this of viagra last without ejaculation,
so after thing won't spurred? How long does it stand

(39:39):
hard for with the viagra?

Speaker 19 (39:41):
Twelve to twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
The effects of agra you're claiming last twelve to twenty
four hours? Is in last longer?

Speaker 18 (39:51):
I saw one?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah? Well he Jesus Christ. Quite the woman Nancy, but
no personally network? Each table wonder where she was at
the hospital? Each tablet only lasts four hours? You're going
to keep you going to keep popping that ship. Blokes
are popping it on the sly and you know why.

(40:13):
It's another reason Josh is probably like this because he
takes the blame for everything he doesn't want. He doesn't
want the woman to think he can't she can't keep
him hard. The viagra, the secret popping, Josh, do you
do that? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (40:28):
Make him feel good all the time.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, you want to make see we go. We do
a lot of secretive things to you ladies. We get
no credit for it whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Yeah, right, you just want to make yourselves look like legends.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
That's what you want?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Well, I really doing it. Well, a little bit for
the lady, but also.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
The humiliation as well.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
We got a bit of Okay, guys, we're down to
tiebreaker time at first team with the correct answer wins.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
What is the capital city of Australia?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
When she was searching her body? Well done, my friend, Josh,
you got five hundred cash thanks to her friends. Are
busy work? Where we all know Australia's leading work? Where
is Bisley? Great brand? Happy spending? My friend Nancy, never mind?

(41:19):
Fascinating meeting with you right right down this on your.

Speaker 22 (41:22):
Arm the boys.

Speaker 15 (41:31):
Oh my god, what a mess you got one.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
In Julay calls in delay everyone.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Else listen as messy as it was with bringing joy worldwide?
All right, you should write here the boys around up
there in the thighs.

Speaker 19 (41:47):
Yeah, special together. What I said, we actually said, camber together.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, baby, very man. Listen back to the podcast. I
promised you, Nancy, I'd fight for you if I thought that.
But it wasn't the case. You were actually like a
second later practically.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Now, don't be like that.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You know what you'll see when you.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Love on this show women supporting women. It never is.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
What it is.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
You know you didn't.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I can't blindly defend you on that one.

Speaker 19 (42:22):
That's all right, No, I love.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
You, Thank you for playing.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, I will will.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Doctor kiss is up next. You got problems, the doctor
will help you through it. Thirteen when I was sixty
five and kiss Jaggio. Yeah, doctor kiss, welcome my friend
thirteen when I six five. If you want to talk
to the doctor, doesn't have to be an emergency. These
are the the ones that you put off going to

(42:52):
the doctor about.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah, although sometimes you get calls and I think, why
would they have put that off?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah? I know, like stage four cancer.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Yeah, like really serious symptoms and you think, oh, that
might have been there. It could have been.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
People do delay the trip to the doctor. That the
lot do, don't they doctor?

Speaker 15 (43:09):
Yeah, And I think that's part of the one of
the biggest points about this segment is encouraging people to
take that deep.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Breath, go and ask the doctor.

Speaker 15 (43:17):
There is nothing that we haven't discussed or seen before.
You shouldn't feel embarrassed, you shouldn't feel shame, and rather
than sitting at home worrying about a condition and festering
for too long, go and see your doctor.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
But it is can be embarrassing.

Speaker 15 (43:31):
So that's why we encourage people always to have a
good relationship with a doctor so you do feel comfortable, yeah,
to ask and those difficult questions.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Well, we've got Alisha who's called through. Hi Alisha, You're
thirty years old and what is your question?

Speaker 16 (43:44):
Hi Jackie, Oh, hi Kyle, Hi doctor. Yes, Hello, So
my question is I'm thirty and i feel like I'm
not thinking about sex. I feel like my libidos drops
and I'm just wondering if you know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Okay, So the sex drives all faded away, is that right?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Do you know? Look, in my thirties, I hit a
low with my sex drive and then it came back
really strongly later.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
You know what that means to me? The only difference
was the man in your life made me.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
I was with him for eighteen years, so it wasn't
really that. I don't know what is that it.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Was that thirteen years eighteen.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
No, it's not like I left and then suddenly had
a zex drive. It came back before then, But I
don't know what.

Speaker 16 (44:31):
I've been married for ten years so and when we
do have sex, the sex is good. But yeah, I
just feel like I don't feel like it as often
a one.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
You're not stinging for it like you were in your twenties. Yeah, right,
is that normal? I think we all do that, doctor right.

Speaker 15 (44:48):
Look, I think the first thing I'd say is, yes,
this is most probably normal.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
The reality is that libido.

Speaker 15 (44:54):
Sits in the middle with so many different influences around it. Mood, stress,
mental health, life, busyness, So many things influence it and
other health issues and the reacity.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Life, life in itself sometimes gets in the way. We
got more to do than thinking about just having the sex.

Speaker 16 (45:16):
Yeah, that's rare and as you have a two and
a half year old, so well.

Speaker 15 (45:21):
Yeah, it makes sense Alicia, and the different priorities of
life and so that all of those things can feed
into libido to different degrees, and it naturally fluctuates backwards
and forwards. So the first thing I do is reassure
you that it is most probably normal.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
The second thing would be having a chat.

Speaker 15 (45:41):
With the doctor to explore all the other factors around it, stress, mood, sleep,
some hormonal stuff, and then going.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Doctor, what aims did your wife find sex with you? Repulsive?
Look at me?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Right from the very beginning, I think.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I don't think that a strapping doctor. You're a TV
doctor too. I thought when you first started you were
like a home and away TV doctor. Then they said,
I know he's done that, he's read the books and everything. Yeah,
you're the real doctor.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I am actually a real doctor.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, yes, real practices, real practices.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Yes. So basically, Alicia doesn't have to worry.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
It's normal.

Speaker 15 (46:19):
Yeah, it is most probably just part of the natural
cycling of life. And also one of the other factors
for ladies and couples is they often get very worried
about it, start to overthink it and then that tis
to feedback you're.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Saying medically, it's proven fact that women overthink things. Is
that what you just said.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I gotta be careful with the answer about it.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
The truth about the director dysfunction.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
They over think it's the same exactly right. Yeah, we
can get all caught up and they're all weird about
it worse.

Speaker 16 (46:46):
Yeah, So Jackie, you're telling me that it's going to
come back in my forties.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yep, I reckon, yeah, le and a multi millionaire with
you know what I.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Think it is, Alisha, I actually think it's when you
have kids, because now that I think about it, I
reckon around it was around that time that that becomes
like the last priority and you just lose like the
interest in it.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Really Yeah, yeah, so did stress.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
So it's it just needs a little bit extra.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, you come out of it where it's not so
you know, intense.

Speaker 19 (47:17):
The.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Shopping with Grandma. You want to go a bit faster.
You got dragged that thing along with you. Well that's good,
nothing serious there, thank you.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Hey kreinh Hey good the doctors here, what.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Do you want to ask?

Speaker 20 (47:33):
I just want to give to me straight when it
comes to panadole and home brand drugs. What's the difference
between them? Like, I find that you get different effects
depending on we're it targets.

Speaker 15 (47:48):
So a drug is has its generic drug names. So
paracetamol is the actual drug, and.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Then we call it pandole as that's the brand of
that particular one is Yeah.

Speaker 15 (47:59):
Then there are many different companies that produce paracetamol and
they'll give it its different name that goes on the box.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Is it like cocaine, where there's good cocaine and then
there's like shit cocaine, Like, is that the same?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
You're trying to stand all relevant you've never even had.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
I'm around you long.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Enough to know.

Speaker 15 (48:19):
I'm not going to draw similarities to illegal drugs. Now,
in Australia, we have such good standards related to the
therapeuy goods administration.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
They that sounds so clever now do you?

Speaker 15 (48:32):
And basically, if you can buy a drug in Australia,
it's all produced to the appropriate standard. So whatever one
you buy, it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Now.

Speaker 15 (48:42):
Having said that, there is a small percentage of people
who do, for whatever reason, find that one box, one
company the drug doesn't work as well as another company.
And that's probably the compounds that it's mixed with.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Right, So you're saying, is what you're asking for in sorry,
doctor is a very long explanation. I don't know a
lot of us drift off with the doctor explanation. So
she's saying, if she's got a headache, does she's either
or the cohal's brand? Is it one and the same
or not?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
As far as I'm concerned, one and the same?

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Why do you ask? What does different panetol do different
things to you?

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (49:23):
So for instance, a lot of females, you know, with iboprofen,
she's a different brand when they have period pain?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Right? Why is that?

Speaker 20 (49:31):
I don't know. Just targets better, right, But it's the
same drug. So I've just always always wanted to know.

Speaker 15 (49:40):
There are many products that talk about being rapid or
being targeted for headaches or being targeted for period pain,
but they're the same underlying drug, like ibuprofen. There's very
little evidence out there that those different formulations get absorbed
faster or work better for a certain things.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Are ef and got in trouble for that a few
years ago because I had all these different ones and
said this is targeting period, and it was all just
the same thing.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
Correct that the significant majority of the time that's just marketing.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Ibuprofne is ibuprofne.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah, okay, let's go to one last call of Norbit.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Hello, Norbit, how's it going the doctors here? What's wrong
with you?

Speaker 18 (50:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (50:22):
I just been having night terrors for the last six months.
I can't seem to shake it. I was just wondering
anything I can do about it.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Worried different from a nightmare, it's different.

Speaker 23 (50:35):
It's physical. So I'm waking up flying across the room.
Oh my god, injuring myself, you know, this sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
So wow, that's really proct I didn't realize that what
no terrors were where you're up physically hurting your alter. Yeah,
what's going on with this? Poor bloke? Doctor?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Is so first sea night terror?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
If you first, doctor, do you think hang on first,
we have to get it. Is the potential for a
Poultingst situation?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Well, yes, maybe he doesn't need an extacism.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Do you believe in that, doctor that your studies don't
allow that? Because I'm open to any ship. There's a
lot of weird shit goes on.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
You know, I definitely do not believe in that.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
You definitely don't, definitely do not.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
How do you give the proper advice than if you're
so stucky.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
You're not open minded to.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Get out, get out, you're fired.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Just some sort of possession or an evil spit?

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Do you believe in evil spirits being around?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Wow? That's like, I mean, that happens, that stuff does
not it does?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
You need to stop watching. You need to stop watching
Bloody Doogie Houser, start watching start watching American you know,
haunting stories. Norm Do you think this is a spiritual
thing or do you think it's a psychological medical thing?

Speaker 23 (51:57):
Maybe a bit of both, you know, I'm yeah, it's
just really hard to say. Like, like I said, it's
been ongoing for the last six months and it's just
come up very random.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
What does he do?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
So from okay, from the non open minded medical person,
what do you say from your field doctor? And then
we'll get an exorcism Prince.

Speaker 15 (52:17):
Time, so parking the fact that he might be possessed.
A very small percentage of people. Night terrors can be
just normal, very very extreme nightmares, often with a lot
of physical symptoms, screaming, getting up out of bed walking,
et cetera.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Because it worse than that normally. You said you're flying
across the room.

Speaker 23 (52:36):
Yes, I'll wake up and then all of a sudden
across the room with my hand through a wall, or
you know, just missing the corner of the table.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Must be terrifying for your partner.

Speaker 23 (52:48):
Yeah, she's kind of used to it now. In the beginning,
she'll get up and be panic when I should have
looked here he is at it again.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Okay, what can be done?

Speaker 15 (52:55):
People can get quite violent with the people in there.
In the bedroom as well can be quite dangerous. So
sleep deprivation can often feed into it. Drinking too much
alcohol at night, drugs can feed into it. But we
often do look at the conditions like sleep hap now,
mood problems and even things like post traumatic stress disorder

(53:16):
increase the amounts of night terrors often come in.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Let's just committed before we hang up on the ninth
pill he can take, not immediately.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
We want to look at what.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Give me the pill?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
What was the pill? Nothing? Nothing? You know? We got
We've got hulk that works here riddles with PTSD from
his days on the killing fields. We don't go into
detail there, but as whole. Does he have night terrors?
He looks like if anyone on staff whatever the night terrors,
it might have been the whole because of the war

(53:49):
and the killing. And yeah, what is horror?

Speaker 24 (53:53):
Not really anymore? Like I sleep really well now, which
is awesome, and like sleep for me is like my
biggest indicator of like where my mental health is at.
I think it is for like a lot of people.
But yeah, there have been times in the past where
that kind of thing has happened to me, just like
lots of night sweating and not super hectic stuff like.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Not like normal what weird shit right, right, but not
not as severe as normal because that sounds like a nightmare. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (54:25):
I look after a lot of diggers and with the PTSD,
the nights issues sleep and the sweating is a major element,
especially the intrusive memories about the trauma and leads to
the night terrors and they really can act out and
it becomes very scary for them and their partner and

(54:45):
they very much worried.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
But do you have any anything in the background that
might have been triggering this, like violent.

Speaker 23 (54:53):
Nothing, nothing at all. Just Yeah, I can't really put
my head on why.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
It's baffling, right, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 23 (55:02):
I'm just really tired, to be honest, every day I'm tired.
Even now, I'm really tired just due to the fact
waking up constantly.

Speaker 15 (55:09):
Yeah, and that throws out something like sleep apnea that
might be there as well. Yeah, snoring, having those waking choking,
poor slip quality, waking up tired. But we think about
that sleep hapney which might be driving those terrors.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
You've got to get that sleep app nor but record yourself.
I'd love to.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, I'd love to have a good idea because when
we listen to Jackie Is every morning before the.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Show, I played them, I played them anything to gather
around like some sort of I love that app.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Like it's the latest Star Wars movie has been released.
We're all waiting, yeah to see here. We just go
like this, look that's me and I'm like, yeah, I
think we all do.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
What is the best? So it says light sleep, deep
sleep r E M right. What is is r EM
where you're dreaming movement? Yeah, that's that's dreamtreme state. What
is is it just deep sleep? You're aspiring to not
r EM?

Speaker 15 (56:05):
No, we want to go through the sleep cycles and
I can't remember how many sleep cycles, but a handful
of those full sleep cycles is where you get that
full rest and recovery and so forth.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 15 (56:18):
And when you're sleeping better, you'll go through the cycles better.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I'm asking for a friend. If you've had, like, for example,
four or five bags of cocaine you need to go
to sleep, have you got anything you can suggest you
could assist that? Yes? What is that?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Don't take the five bags?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
You know what if you've already cracked them and you're like,
oh shit, shouldn't have done that?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
What do people usually take?

Speaker 15 (56:44):
I think they tend to take drugs that sedate you.
But then you're just treating a drug with a drug,
and then you've got to treat the side.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Of you're either into the drugs or you're not into
the drugs.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Well, I'm not into the drugs.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
You do you have people constantly asking you for the
said because they can get the coke somewhere else, But
you do they do they get that from the coke
supply or do they get it from the doctor?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Kyle?

Speaker 4 (57:08):
What the stuff to help you sleep?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
At the end of it, I'd have to ask my friends, Jackiere,
I wouldn't know. It's the top of my head quite
clear all the time.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
And do you doctor, are you that stuff?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
When they're just like, yeah, I need like you know, yeah, occasion.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
You can always get some kit from the Turks, but
you don't know what you're getting, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (57:30):
I look occasionally I am very skeptical, and so it's
shaping my answer around the no as to why it's
to know.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Doctor, No wonder you've got no close friends, no wonder
you know, no one can be honest with you.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Is he your birthday today? You can call us now
we'll do the birthday well next on Thurday and one
six five we all.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Yeah, birthday is for today? Have you birthday? August thirty? People?
You share with a few celebrity bb rexat is turning
thirty five, singer it's a real nice girl too. Who's
this song with? Like, yeah, yeah, Georgia, George Laura Florida,

(58:15):
Georgia line.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
To Georgia line, that's it.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
What about Cameron Diaz? Where's she been hiding? Fifty two
years old? Cameron is she was out with her husband
Benji and the kids. I saw photos only a couple
of weeks ago. But she really keeps a low profile.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
She does.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Yeah, never see it.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
She's really private. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
And right up the other end of birthday scale, we're
talking ninety four years old today, legendary man Warren Buffett.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Oh wow, he's ninety four.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah? Hell is he one of the naughty I don't know,
investigate he's a super goodie two shoes.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Okay, Freyer's birthday today, Happy birthday. You're the big theory planning.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Oh do you want your horoscope?

Speaker 6 (59:11):
I got the white horoscope.

Speaker 16 (59:13):
I would love it.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Okay you sound white? Yes, okay, what the white horoscope?

Speaker 11 (59:21):
It is?

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Yes? You are got your eye on all things sparkly
at the moment, sparkly objects catching your eye. You're you
have this real desire to splurge, So try to resist
going on an absolute retail therapy bender. They're saying, because
you're gonna have buyer's remorse. What do you have anything
you want to country?

Speaker 17 (59:42):
You're not going to engage. Yeah, I really want to
have my eyes some engaging rings.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Well that's exactly what they're saying. The sparkly objects you've
got your eye on.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Oh yeah, that's a sign.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Although they just said you'll have buyer's remorse.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
It sounds so good. It doesn't be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Sure, It says, be sure you actually need these things
as much as you covet them. Okay, that sends a
bit witchcrafting, it does, doesn't it? Call it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
I got the hood horoscope?

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Yeah, I got the hood horoscope. If you're black and
you're born on Friday, thirty of the August, your virgo
today all about turning up the heat and keeping it
real in the love game. Show them you ain't messing around.
Bring that fire, show them how deep you can go,
show them everything that love. You know what I'm saying,

(01:00:37):
your girl. If they're playing, heat it up and remind
them why it should all be about you. But remember
respect is everything. Let them know loyalty is not a choice,
it's a mother requirement. If they worth keeping around, they

(01:00:59):
will respect the colde.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Okay, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
For your brewer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
You get a letter from some of our Asian listeners
wanting an Asian horoscope thrown into the mix.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Yep, that might be something coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
And some tweets from some Indians also saying the Hindu vibe.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Wouldn't you maybe you should mix it up and not
just do hard.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Maybe it should be you should mix it up, not
just to what that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I will try and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Get the only bit of black on the show, and
Jack is trying to get rid of it. Remember the
old days, we they'd cut the rappers out of the show.
I started here, and they'd cut the rappers out of
all the songs. So I started back announcing them as
there's the racist edition of Cardi B and whoever they were.
They'd only play the white part who sung that song

(01:01:51):
the Maroon five. They'd cut Cardi B out, So I'd
just announced it as the racist version loved preferred by
the network. Gee, that ship stopped real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
A right, let's been your birthday?

Speaker 16 (01:02:03):
Well, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Give you a little tries.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
What do we got here? Number? What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
I can't say?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Six six? Okay? So for number six that means you've
got yourself a ninja wood fire outdoor oven. It's valued
at six hundred dollars. You can cook and create dishes
from authentic wood fire pizzas to smoked barbecue meats in
your backyard.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Amazing that wow, wood does it? It would pretending to
be wood fired?

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
No? It would require wood.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
You have to ask any quick.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
You had a wood fire oven, and I think what
it is is it's just like one of those pizza
ovens they make out there and you've got to put
the wood up the back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Oh you do?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Okay, Well, I don't know if this one.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Requires actually one specifically, No, not.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Okay, this one doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
It's an imitation wood fight.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Imitation love that word to be used around.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
How annoying he's getting wood?

Speaker 24 (01:03:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Making it are.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Like two hours, it's the advanced way. No wood. Got
a couple of songs. But yeah, what do you got?

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
We got this ship out Sam Smith and Kim Petrick.
No one likes it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I like it annoyed.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
I like it very white though, as you say, Carl,
very white. I have two black people. Beyond jay Z.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Oh wow, that's a beauty.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
It's not your peak, is the Freyer. That's my peak.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
I get it. Okay, we get it. Happy birthday thirty.
You will love it. Beyond saf jay Z. They fell
in love, they got engaged, they got married. Maybe it'll
happen for Frey stand by tickeer Man running with all
that stuff in Combat Stadium in Sydney. I mean state
of Origin, tickets, all the box stuff on field, stuff everything,

(01:04:07):
jay Z, Beyonce, Crazy in Love, It's Friday. Welcome to
the Kyle and Techio Show. Sunny and City twenty nine
A wind warning for Melbourne. Cloudy in nineteen and up
in bris Vegas, sunny all day in thirty two degrees.
Let's go, Hi, I'm in Dot's go Wow. Last King
of the Cross Season two. It starts today on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Two episodes of Last King of the Cross are now
streaming on Paramount Plus. And this is the series where
Kyle enters because Kyle obviously is great friends with John
Ibrahim and it goes back to when they first met
and we get so Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Met a long ago, right after the end of my
first marriage. That's when you know, you would have remembered
the change in me, Jackie. Yeah, I changed into what
could only be described as a how would I describe
myself canon? Louis Cannon's a very polite way of putting it. Yeah,

(01:05:10):
I hit that club scene, changed all of my friends. Yeah,
my wife had gone and I just recovered in a
mountain of cocaine.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Yeah, you did you definitely did.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I only went on for about ten years.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
You've got to get it out of you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Okay, maybe a bit longer, maybe a bit longer. So
I'm really excited because watching Last King of Across that
season one, like I knew who John Ibrahim was back then,
like you know, owning King's Cross, only all the clubs,
you know, the whole thing. But this is going to
be really weird because he did tell me listen, season
two is where I know you. So apparently I'm spreading

(01:05:51):
this you are, and we're going to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
See how we're going big deal, play exclusively a little
scene from a halfcoming episode, so yeah, you won't see
it on the first two, but we'll play that for you.
And I'm going to see the vision as well of
who played you, Kyle, because I have no idea who
you ended up going with. Actually so imbarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
They asked me, who do you want? Do you want
this guy? To listen? I don't. I don't want to pick,
you know you pick. I didn't want to be involved
in the picking.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Well, let's bring in Lincoln Unice, who plays Johnny Abraham
on the show Like Coming.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
God, he's so handsome. Yeah, yeah, very handsome fellow.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Yeah, pop those headphones on down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Bro, Hey mate, how are you buddy?

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I'm good? How are you doing? Great? Coast? Peter? What
are you doing in here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Starts with asking at the cross?

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Are you in there?

Speaker 17 (01:06:43):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
What you doing? Press?

Speaker 14 (01:06:48):
What?

Speaker 17 (01:06:49):
Yay?

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
So Peter? What do you play like you character? Or
are you in the background? See?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I look, I don't know if I'm allowed to say
my character name or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
But it was not a name.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
It don't a name.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
It's a man at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
You're the gay number four, Gay number four. Yes, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
So I've worked with Lincoln for ye a little while now,
and it's it's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Lincoln. Did you even see intern Pete on set? Or
was that you had nothing to do? He wasn't there
that day? No, no, no, I did.

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
I walked through on camera and he grabbed me and
I was like, don't ever.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Do that again.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
You're in like John mode, right, he's in normal ACTI
mode with the extras. They actually actors do not interact
with the extras.

Speaker 25 (01:07:30):
Can I just say? Working with Lincoln now, like on
the set and stuff like that. Honestly, this guy is amazing.
He literally was John Ibraham like even like off I him. Sorry,
you're not sorry, but it's a side business.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
They don't even like pork.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's a double Yeah. Sorry, Peter, No, no, sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I was just going to say with take you sunglasses
off your head. You're not a big star, You're you're
an extra. Yeah. Did you get bashed? Didn't we give
you a thing where you get bashed?

Speaker 8 (01:08:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
There was something or hit on the head and bits
and peace.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
That's yeah, and you assaulted.

Speaker 25 (01:08:07):
John allowed me to be at this really cool bar
scene where there was some really cool things going on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
There's hundreds of people in that bar scene. You barely
recognize it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
But John was like, no, stand on the edge, and
you might get on the edge.

Speaker 9 (01:08:17):
I remember him doing that. Yeah. It kept ushering him
in like a proud parents.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Do you mind. I'm sorry, I know you're very excited,
but do you mind if we talk to the actual
star of the show. No, go for it. Go for it,
Lincoln without any interruptions if possible. Hey, well you can
sit there, I suppose Lincoln. Man, what a role. This
is the role of a lifetime. You love this role. Yeah,
it's a lot of fun to play. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
It's it's weird though.

Speaker 9 (01:08:43):
I'm not used to the nightlife in the way that
he used, and so doing two am kind.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Of finishes or finishes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
I'm not cut out, but I know, yeah, yeah, I
can't imagine what it's like, because when did you guys
start working on it, Like at the end of last year.

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
We started this season January and then yeah, finished, I
don't know at some point.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Actually it's not too bad because what are their ten apps?

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
There's eight apps this season. Yeah, but it's a lot edgier,
so there's a lot more to kind of do in
a shorter amount.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Of Oh wow, and and where do we like? So
do you think there'll be a season three after this?

Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
You have to ask John, and I guess Kyle that from.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Now on because like Carl comes in towards the end,
he does right, So I feel like season three would
be season Lincoln, Lincoln.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Did you see the actor that that plays me? Because
I'm yet to like I've seen like a still photo
and I thought, shitty. He does look like I looked
back then. Maybe he was pretty good. I'd be I'd
be happy with him. The photo though, he's nailed at
his nail.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
Yeah, I know he did. He did a great job.
He started you relentlessly, did he did?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Weird, that's a weird feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Yeah, so he would just be watching all of Kyle's mannerisms.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, yeah, you no, he was.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
He had his his phone on him on set and
he'd watch it right before and do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
He And would he be watching things where you share
or would you be watching idle like do you ever
remember seeing.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
What he was watch kind of tape? It look like
a home video. But yeah, anyway, I don't want to go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
We were saying that this morning. We actually think it's
better if an unknown plays you, because then you're not
just looking at someone thinking oh no, that's that's the person.

Speaker 22 (01:10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
Yeah, but I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Play a scene where Kyle enters, and this scene apparently
is you obviously being John and talking about opening a
nightclub on the Gold Coast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
I was bored out, like a prize almost like, hey,
look what we've got a hold of sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Yeah, so let's hear first the audio of that here.

Speaker 26 (01:10:44):
What about the strip clots? Well, I think you should
look at them as assets. Gives a straight character. I mean,
we want it to be clean, but we don't want
it to be boring, and we want it with our
police corruption and standover of those bad old days.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
And you're guaranteeing that.

Speaker 26 (01:11:04):
I'm sure you all know, mister Kyle sand Lance, highest
rating FM breakfast show host in the country is in.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
That means millions of listeners in.

Speaker 26 (01:11:16):
All our key demographics, marketing on steroids for free.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
My clients are all on the Gold Coast.

Speaker 10 (01:11:22):
So no offense, Kyle.

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
But no one listens to you up there, not yet, mate,
do better?

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Cal Who said do better? Kyle?

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Is that you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Lincoln?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Yeah? Right that Lincoln? Yeah yeah, looks.

Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Anyway running and yelled that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Got the Gold Coast. He didn't last long year. Not
on board, then you're not on board. You're not on board.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Okay, I want to see now the visual is there
no audio attached to this visual stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
There's a there's a bit, there's a bit of audio,
but you should have the audio for this. It's not talking.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Okay, okay, let's not talking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Okay. Let's what are you seeing here, Jackie. So I'll
just tell you from the beginning. Right, I am in
a some sort of boudoir.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
You're doing a line office troopers ars. Oh, and another
girl's next to you. Oh, this is a sex scene.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Ship the video he was watching sex.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It's not sex. Everyone's clothed.

Speaker 11 (01:12:21):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
That sounds exactly either way.

Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
I was not.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
That guy does.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
Yeah, that guy does look like you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
He does look like you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
What about those beady slitty eyes though, Yeah, he looks
like a Lincoln. He actually looks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
It's kind of hot though, right, that scene, it's a
hot scene.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
I mean it's filthy, disgusting, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
How proud I am?

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I thought they must have been good old days, Hey, Kyle, not.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
A lot of memories back there, Jackie, Like, I look
at that and I think I am a lot of
that sort of stuff floating around. But I don't have.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
You don't have a lot of memory of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
You don't have fond memories, you know, don't you? About
three days later, you're still awake and those same strippers
are still there.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
And actually I got a question, what would you kind
of finish the night with meal?

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Wise?

Speaker 9 (01:13:19):
Would you be a bad person?

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Or what was you?

Speaker 22 (01:13:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
No, no, no, I was eating nothing. I eat nothing
at night. For some strange reason, I was never hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
That's really that's really odd.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
How come you weren't the size of a rake?

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Then made for it in the daytime?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
John?

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Oh, yeah, because then you're like fregging, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Yeah, you go to the serve and you buy a
family size packet of cheesels and the way to work.
You've got to balance it out yet, I get it, Lincoln,
this looks great. First two Epps lasking of the cross
up today on Paramount Plus. Yeah, well done. You do
such a great job here. I'm very excited about seeing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
We love this show.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
You need to bring it in.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
I can't wait to watch it. So it's now ready
to stream.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Yeah, thanks for two of them. And where's pizza? Did
you bring your scene in? Peter?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
No, I don't have it yet. They haven't been trying
to find it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
So it's going to make it on the cutting room
floor somewhere somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
So fingers crossed the Google. We've done the primo part
anyway now, Lincoln, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Already, we want to play pop quiz.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
You can call us guys thirty and one six five.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Jagiel, Thank you, Jackie, thanks to this stand original series,
Critical Incident. It's a must watch Crime drama. It's up
right now streaming only on stan Jackie's got some own years. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
So Machine Gun Kelly. He was on Logan Paul's podcast
and Logan Paul wanted to know, like, what's it like
to date Megan Fox because everyone's had a crush on
her at some point and it did that she.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Was the real girl from decade, wasn't she well.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
When Transformers came out, like she was the hottest thing,
you know, and it didn't look like Machine Gun Kelly
really wanted to answer it, but he got pressed on it.
Have a listen, when you.

Speaker 27 (01:15:11):
Started dating Megan Fox, was there a part of you
that was like, damn, I'm dating the girl from Transformers,
Megan Fox, And like I just achieved the dream of
every single guy in the world because because because you
understand every kid growing up Megan Fox.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Was it m hmm, bro, Like, I know you were stoked,
admit it. Be culser for a second.

Speaker 27 (01:15:37):
I'm Logan, I'm culser, I'm log at, You're culson.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Come on, bro man.

Speaker 14 (01:15:43):
They offered me this like really small movie part in
what is probably going to be a shitty movie, but
Megan is in it, and he was like, if you
don't get on that plane right now. Also, to be candid,
I went and saw Transformers for the first time here
and I walked out and I was obviously massively in love.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
So for sure, you're correct.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
The truth came out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Yeah, good on him. That is weird though, Like it's
weird if because they're sort of in a weird situation,
aren't they at the moment together but not they're not
living together. And it was really full on at the beginning,
and it was almost sickening, like the Kardashian and the Blink,
one of.

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
These super intense Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Yeah, yeah, like that's too much. Yeah, and so they
had to sort of pumped the brakespe But I'm glad
they're still together. But they're just calmer now.

Speaker 23 (01:16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Yeah. Channing Tatum has talked about laundry, doing the washing,
and people.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Believe I know, you think he's very hot, but is
it worth hearing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Him talking about Well, the reason I bring it up
is because people are saying this is true rich folk
behavior I was always gravitated to, just like.

Speaker 22 (01:16:50):
A very simple, old tattered weight. Sure, it's just a
classic thing. I hate doing laundry, like I hate it
more than I can possibly say. I had one year
that I got, the year of the freshweit team, And
I don't think I did laundry a ball year that year.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
And I just I just wore white T shirts that
I just bought.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I'd be I can get like two wears out of
this week. This is gonna be good. Do you think
that's nice? Even though when did he was only wearing
it once and throwing it out, you were like, what
a waste? All those all that material gone to waste.
But soon as it's someone you find asttractive, first of all,
it's all all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
I never said I loved what he said, and I
never hated what did he said.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I can tell by your smile you love the Channing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
I do love Channing. No, I do love him.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
He's a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
He is nice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
And also, yesterday I was telling you guys about the
kid on Baywhitch. He played David Hasselhoff's son Hodie.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
I will never forget you said. He was sniffing all
the all the bay Watch stars undy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
He as soon as everyone left set, he would sneak
into the girl's trailers, get the red swimsuit and sniff
everyone's swimmers. And that revelation. A little creep just came
out and now TMZ caught up with one of the girls.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
Nicole was her name.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
She was a hot blonde Baywatch babe on the show,
and they wanted to know what she thought of that.

Speaker 28 (01:18:13):
Well, I'm very accustomed to Jeremy being very honest. It's
a grown man at this point, and that's what we
love about Jeremy is all honesty and his candor and
the fact that he can make fun of an adolescent.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Jeremy, you know, it's it's just it's the truth and
it's hilarious and I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Know people are shocked by it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
But I'm sure men of that adolescent each has done.
I'm sure all of that weird adolescent each, you know,
done some different things. And I just love it because
I love him for his honesty.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
She's horrified. In all honesty, I don't think she is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
I think she's fine with it. I don't know if
she if she loves it, but I think she's not
at all gross step.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Okay, put your self back in our shoes. Okay, this
is where you've got to really get rid of the
Hollywood height. Let's imagine twenty five years ago when you
and I first met. There was a guy in production
called Arden. If you found out now that Arden was
running around sniffing your undies when we were leaving this,

(01:19:20):
let's say, sniff in the chair that you're sat in
for five hours every night. Yeah, I can't get enough
of Jack his set, Like, do you really think that
that's something admire? Not that Arden would have done that?
Or did it not for smirching Arden's character, I don't
know where he is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Good luck they come, they go, Yeah, No, I would
be very creeped out by that. I will so when
it's your own for Yeah, you do think, oh, that's
a bit weird they were doing that. Yeah, I do
have it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
We do have a chair sniffer here. Intern Pete has
been caught before sniffing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Chairs, but not mine.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
It was not ten years ago. Now men's chairs, men's
Did you ever sniff my chair? Because you're a ramp
at homosexual? Did you ever sniff my chair?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
I have sniffed your chair.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Fun fact for you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
So my mother, my mother also sniffed your chair when
she came into the studios when you weren't here.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Did she did?

Speaker 29 (01:20:13):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
It's hereditary, this chair sniffing problem.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah, that sounded a bit worse than I thought. Now
I said that out loud.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
But why did she do that?

Speaker 25 (01:20:21):
You just thought it'd be funny human She's like, oh,
Kyle sits there, let me have a sniff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
She's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
I said, mum, that's a bit much.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Yeah, and you also, but then you also sniffed it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Oh that was a private other time when no one's looking.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Peter's Peter's mom no longer with us.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Also, big news for our country music fans. We have
Keith Urban doing songbook next week for us.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Oh what which, Yes, it's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
He'll do this. He'll do the new song and a
cover song for songbook. And also he's just that he's
going to play a very special show for only five
hundred people in Sydney. That's Monday, the second of September.
Tickets will go on sale at twelve pm today If
you want to, head to Keith Urban dot com for
more info and pre order. But Keith's giving us a

(01:21:09):
double pass to give away right now. If you don't
know if he will fly you here on thirteen one
oh six five.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
First three, it gets the ticket to keithy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Oh that's very exciting. I wonder what he'll choose is
his cover song to.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
See I would love to know because I feel like
Kid's going to choose maybe a bit of an older one,
like what maybe he could do like mister Big to
be with you or a sweet Caroline.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Let's have a little listen to mister Big Beer with you.
That's showing fun.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
I can see him singing this, turn it up, cheers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
He'd be great. Yeah, jack that bad when mind you?
This is just Jackie imagining what he might see.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Yeah, this is a big fi song.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Will be so disappointed if it's not this. Yeah, okay,
thank you. By the way, we get caught up. It'd

(01:22:18):
be very good suggest that to Keith in a nice
way because the artists I like suggestions the whole point.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Boy, it has to be a song that brings back
all these memories in there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Surely they can just make up. They can give a
real memory and go, this is the song that I remember.
It could be any song. Don't have to be so
factual with him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Well, we'll see what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
Do we know anything? At this point, guest, book of.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
A few things were floating around.

Speaker 30 (01:22:48):
He hasn't totally decided yet he did mention mister Big,
but he also mentioned an Ariana found song.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
No, yeah, I won't tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
What moves does he have around the Ariana era Jerk and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Off off these kids were born. They can't be bringing
that ship up.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Now, so we'll find out over the weekend. Okay, can't
we strongly urge him to move towards mister Big and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Telling The first song I ever played on radio ever
was mister Big, to.

Speaker 13 (01:23:20):
Be with You.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
That's your memory though?

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
No, well, you know what, we're going to change the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Of folks, my memory. I can control it, control freak.
I must control everything, depending when.

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
You leave control in other hands.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
It's never that goods a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Real wishy washy statement there, but it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
All Right, we'll see what he has for us. But
if you want his tickets for his show thirty and
one oh six five.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Ticket man running in Combank Stadium in Sydney, don't worry.
People in Victoria some sort of NRL sort of the
NRL in city today. But the AFL Grand Final is coming,
so maybe next week he'll have AFL tickets, or maybe
he'll have tickets to Madame Tussord. Not to tell our

(01:24:12):
promo department. Work in the background there like ducks come
on top, paddling like no one's business underwater, right, ticket Man,
he will run next in Paramatta, Sydney. Here it kiss,
it's ticket.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
It sit you from me, it'd sit you from me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Your turn next week Melbourne. Today, ticket Man is in Sydney.
He has at Combat Stadium in Paramatta. He has got
quite the prize, right Jackie, he does.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Indeed, he's normally got.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
A fist full of tickets, but I mean he has
got a wheelbarrow full of tickets. Ticket Man. Whoever gets
you today, what do they actually win?

Speaker 12 (01:24:54):
Well, if this doesn't get too excited, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
This year's NRL Grand Final tickets for you and a friend.
Next year's Magic Round weekend, which is a great weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
Ticket Man goes every year.

Speaker 18 (01:25:06):
Next year's All State of.

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
Origin games for you and a friend. What's an accommodation
plus two thousand dollars to spend?

Speaker 18 (01:25:13):
How good is that?

Speaker 17 (01:25:13):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
It's a big one. It is a big one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Okay, So ticket you're a kombank stadium. You're hiding in
well we can't say where, but you're going to run
out onto the field in a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
Like a real footballer. I bet you never ran out
in the big stadium like this, have you?

Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:25:30):
No, no, never, actually, but I am excited to.

Speaker 12 (01:25:33):
I was talking to Troop of John's earlier who told
me this is where he actually made his NRL day
who at this very stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Which is a flooding girls moment for him. Yeah, we
don't remember people that didn't succeed very well from ages ago,
but that name rings a bell.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
Okay, ticket man, the first one to bring you down
is going to win that epic prize package. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Who wants to count me in?

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Or do you want me to count myself for yourself in?

Speaker 18 (01:25:58):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
Start in five.

Speaker 17 (01:26:02):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Everyone, he's out of doors. He's on the field. He's
on the field. Baby.

Speaker 31 (01:26:15):
Here they come, here, they come a wall of people.
Oh my goodness, they want the tickets now, stacks on,
stacks on, fellers.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
That guy came. Help help take your man up, Help
him up, everyone to your man quite destroyed that here
he is. Well, what's your name? Man? From being from Penrith,
you have won the lot made the v I P
Double Bass to the Grand Final for this year, tickets

(01:26:58):
to the major grad weekend matches, all three State of
Origin games. You're gonna go no matter where. They will
fly you there. Accommodation and the two thousand dollars spending
money just for dust up your weekend nicely. That's so good,
isn't it? Well done? Man? Congrats amazing so much.

Speaker 12 (01:27:13):
Guys, shut up to three blacks men?

Speaker 11 (01:27:16):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
What's g T Blackslan? What's that? Jim? Jim? I see man?
See that Jim made that guy run like lightning. Ticket man,
you must be quite disappointed there in yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
You know what.

Speaker 8 (01:27:33):
Oh yeah, we'll face shapes as well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Thanks, guys, appreciate that.

Speaker 16 (01:27:38):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
What made you run really fast today? Ticket? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:27:42):
Well I just thought he three fitness, so I thought
old plot coming as well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Well, what a great biscuit to promote, aren't it shapes.
I'd knock an old lady over to grab the last
one off the shelf down at I g A, I
don't care, take no prisoners with the shapes everyone. That's right,
well done. The congratulations ticket man will run with some
sort of very special tickets for Melbourne next week. Stand
by the diary coming up and what's in Jackie's mouth?

(01:28:07):
Everyone's favorite Friday game. She pops something in and we
all line up and have a turn. How good is that?
It's coming up with kiss Oky, Doky. It's that time
of the day for the Diary.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
That's right, I am ready. Let's have a listen to
what they recorded on and off the air, the best
bits for the week, and she's taking it away, jee Diary.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
It's betten a big week on the Kyle and Jackie
I Show. Kyle and Jackie O are getting ready to
head to Vegas soon to the iHeart Radio Music Festival.
But these trips don't always go to plan.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
That's the biggest seminem songs, don't thinking. I went to
Spain to watch the movie and didn't realize it was
all in Spanish until I got there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Male, what the hell's this ship? Duved somebody at doorstore
and I thought, at some stage at least some English
writing will come up.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
No, nothing, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
And then there was that time that Kyle got sent
to London to be the first to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
See the Harry Potter movie and they take us from
the airport to the cinema with the world media and
we're in the front row because we get there last yea,
the worst, the worst, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
And then with it before the Wizard had even been
seen on the screen. I'm like, that's true. Jackie's like, babe, babe,
what you're snoring? Oh? Sorry? Immediately, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
It just kept drawing off and it felt like a
very long movie, and so like everyone was looking like,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Down?

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
It's the call the show to get her ex boyfriend back.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
Jackie tried stopping her, but she just didn't listen.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Oh it's a dean love.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
I just think you shouldn't ever tolerate like hot cold energy.
You deserve better.

Speaker 17 (01:30:14):
I just feel different with Nate.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
It's just it feels special.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Well, it looks like baby love. Just isn't it enout
these days?

Speaker 32 (01:30:22):
Hey mate, I've been thinking about you, and I'd be
kicking myself if I didn't ask you if you wanted
to give this another go.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
I miss you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
I love hearing that.

Speaker 17 (01:30:34):
I thought we were just kind of like having kind
of casual relationship. Interesting where things go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Why didn't you say any of this when we were together,
you know, because of your personality or whatever, Like you're
a big personality.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Sometimes maybe I couldn't. Nate kind of get a word
of God's Nate.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
It sounds like it's a no from you at this point.

Speaker 29 (01:30:56):
Yeah, it's it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed.

Speaker 18 (01:31:03):
Yeah, she is rte.

Speaker 16 (01:31:06):
Embarrass Paris.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Jackie's living her best life, and what's to go to
New York? Kyle hates the idea.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
I'm not even sure a few comes back from that
trip so unaware of danger. It would be the worst
thing if she's got murdered over there. I wouldn't. I
could never replace Jackie with anyone. I'd rather just keep
all her money from myself. It means just me. Would
you have to change the name of the show straight away?
If we call it the Kyle and Jackie Are Show,

(01:31:33):
and then it's going to be yellow at the bed
every kid of Kyle and Jackie your show.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
The Murder jack.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Could Jackie get away with it or not?

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
I would never be to murder so bad? And who
you've run?

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Check just a little tiny things, every bit you've got
to think of.

Speaker 7 (01:32:01):
Besides trying to get away with burder, Jackie is also
looking for love, and it just got that much harder.

Speaker 21 (01:32:07):
Just found the most unattractive hobbies that men seeing women.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Oh yes, it's top of the list. Astrology weirdos.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Whoops? How was the red Flag woman? Red Flag?

Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
Kyle got billionaire Hadri portally on the show to help
find Jackie. Oh a man even he noticed that Jackie
is struggling.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
You got any fellas you can throw a Jackie's way?
She's just dating gross of the.

Speaker 24 (01:32:39):
Every time I see her pop up on my socials
are all my eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
And in case you're wondering, she's not looking to work
on any new tricks in the bedroom guys aspire to squirt.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Was like, it's not on my radar, poor mama.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
And as for Kyle's side, well it's pretty simple fat.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Back.

Speaker 8 (01:33:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:33:07):
I like.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
On that note, it's been a big week on the
Kyle of Jackie I Show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
It's what a superstar that Blake. I'm familiar with none
of those songs.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Okay, well you're not into Luke Cohens as much as
say your brother is brother Chris Sandalance who he calls
himself Christoph on air. He does a country music show
on Kick and he because he got married just the
other week.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Was full of country music in Brooklyn, was there. Jackie
wasn't invited for obvious reasons, but the rest of us
had a great job. Yeah, but the DJ struggled to
get us to get up off the chairs because it
was all that all that stuff, But.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
How do you dance to that set of country music.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
In a very hillbilly way?

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Anyway, he's such a huge fan of Luke, loves him, obsessed.
So when we had the opportunity to interview Luke, we thought,
let's give this to Chris as a wedding gift from us.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
You're really bitter that you went invited to the wedding,
you coming up with all these things to make you
look good, but why don't we give that interview that
you couldn't be bothered to do? Call to your brother
and I was like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Because he loves country music so much, and obviously he
has his own show that centers around country music, we
thought it'd be a good fit. So we got Chris
to come into the studio, but we didn't tell him why,
and we put him in the studio and gave him
a short time to prepare for no because it was

(01:34:53):
a surprise, and so, yeah, surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Here's your favorite star now and you've got an interview him.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Yeah, I know, right.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
So one of our producers told.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Him, have a listen.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
Okay, so what am I doing here? Is this for me?
Or is this for them?

Speaker 10 (01:35:07):
Or what?

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
So you don't know why you're here today. I have
no idea why I'm here.

Speaker 30 (01:35:11):
We thought, as a kJ team, we would give you
a little gift celebration of a recent wedding. Okay, we
were hoping that you wouldn't mind doing this interview for
us notes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Oh, Luke Colmes, I'll totally do that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Amazing.

Speaker 30 (01:35:24):
So he's going to join the zoom link in about
sixty seconds. Okay, great, thank.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
You so much. Bye.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
I don't have to read all this out now. Obviously
this sounds quite friendly. It's very similar to me, the
person I know.

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
Anyway, he knows is going to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
He's shitting himself and he was a bit starstruck, but
managed to pull it together before and get the interview.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
Going, Oh wow, this is cool. There's Luke. Hey, Luke,
can you hear me? Yeah? Yeah, hey man, I'm really nervous.
How do you want me to start this interview?

Speaker 10 (01:35:58):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Holy shit?

Speaker 11 (01:36:02):
Okay, so they just called me up out of the
Blue and said we need you to come into the
radio station and they didn't tell me why.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
And now I totally understand. Massive fan. How are you, buddy?

Speaker 23 (01:36:11):
I'm good, man, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
And you're still touring too, right, I man, I've.

Speaker 33 (01:36:16):
Really just finished up. I've got a couple of festivals
in about six weeks or so. But yeah, man, I'm
at the house right now.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Fantastic and time back with the kids must be good.

Speaker 33 (01:36:27):
Oh my gosh, it's the best.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Okay. So then Chris told Luke about a very special
moment from his Sydney show last year.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
When you were down here in Sydney. It was the
same day that Bow was born. Is that right? Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:36:44):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:36:45):
Well, thanks thanks for sticking out and doing the show,
because I actually proposed to my now wife at that
very same concept right on, So if you pulled the pin,
we all would have been in all sorts of strife,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:37:00):
Well, and we just we just got married last weekend.
So I feel like I should pay you some royalties
because we used a lot of stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:37:06):
Men.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
Oh nice man, gradulations, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
It's funny, isn't it. Proposals at a concert, like it
would happen at so many of them. I mean, ed she.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
You're saying, yeah, like, well, no the next onening either,
if you came on like this?

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
How What she made to say was how common to
get engaged to?

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
Not at all. What I'm saying is I remember just
the other day reading a story from a band and
I can't remember which band it was, right, A.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Well known one, so common you can't remember all.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
And they're like, and they're like, oh, oh, we always
get requests from fans saying, oh, we're going to I'm
going to propose to my girlfriend, you know, is there
any chance I could be brought up on stage?

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
Oh god?

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
And they said, you have no idea how many requests
we get for every single show for this to happen.
And they said, the reason we don't do it is
because if we do that, then we have to drop
songs because it takes up so much time to do
a proposal on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
And so what they hate the most is people getting
proposed to during concerts.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Is that what you're saying, Yeah, I feel like they're
not like, did you hear?

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Luke just didn't seem that, Like he was just like, oh, yeah,
right on, man.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
You know, but that's the country flavor. It's like nothing
gives you gets there's no excitement in the country star.
They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Maybe, but I feel like if I was at a
concert and a proposal happened in me, I'd be so
excited to witness that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Of course you would, as the rest of us they
can't hear anything or can't see anything, couldn't care less.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Okay, So then they got talking about Luke's song in
Case I Ain't Around, and Luke spoke about the inspiration
behind it.

Speaker 11 (01:38:47):
Oh, your brand new single in Case I Ain't Around,
it's all about the boys, right.

Speaker 33 (01:38:52):
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah man, it's you know, the whole
record's about being a parent these last couple of years
and the kind of fundamental shift that that causes, right
And yeah, yeah man, I mean every song on there
is is really special to me for various reasons.

Speaker 11 (01:39:09):
How was Nicole when she first said that song. She
had a bit of a breakdown and crying and things
like that.

Speaker 33 (01:39:15):
She loves she loves them all, you know, and she's
really proud of, you know, everything I do, and you
know that just comes with with herbiing generally awesome anyways,
So yeah, man, she loves them.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Nicole.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
I guess his wife is it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
I'm gonna have to teach my brother how to sit
the scene. So instead of just like, how was Nicole? Who?
No one knows who Nicole is, he should have said,
so your wife Nicole must have just fallen apart. So
we were all on board, We're all along for the journey.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
But couldn't you connect the dots? I connected him, and
I'm terrible usually at connecting dots.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
I'm just saying, you know, I sort of figured out
by the end who was talking about. But he's got
a long way to go, my brother before he's anywhere
as good as me.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
Well, in true Sandal fashion, he couldn't let it go
without bringing up a penis.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
And what's he talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Well, the reason he did that is because in Luke's
Luke COM's song Guy for that he there is a
scene where Luke and Post Malone whip out their junk
at a portaloo, and that's how it came up.

Speaker 11 (01:40:16):
The one scene in the portaloos everything's pixelated. You know,
were you out then or did they just pixelate over over.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Your pants being on?

Speaker 11 (01:40:25):
Because it looks like it really looks like you guys
are doing the business in those portales.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
All right. I didn't even hear the answer. What was
the answer?

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
They're on? What's on?

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
Pants are on?

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
So the dicks weren't out?

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Yeah, I guess not.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Familiar. Also with the video clips.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Really grumpy about this second. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
I just don't see the point of it. We gave
it to him as a kids for his ship show
over on the country station. Why are we wasting time
with it here?

Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
It's no harsher critic than your own.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Fair for the rest of us are like, oh yeah,
let's just listen to what happened anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
Then it was time to wrap and Chris finish.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
This is it here?

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
It is.

Speaker 11 (01:41:18):
Wow, what a surprise, man, Thanks very much for jumping
on and doing it. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Yeah, I'm glad we could do this.

Speaker 11 (01:41:25):
And congratulations on all your new singles and all your
new music and hopefully you get back in the studio
soon and just keep pumping out that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Man, Absolutely, but I will do and congrats. Awesome, Thank you, buddy,
thank you. Was that all right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Cool? So get me out of here, holy ship. Oh
that was worth the big finish. Okay, so what's next?
Apparently he's singer. He's got the new album Fathers and

(01:42:03):
Sons out now on vinyl by the way, as well,
it'll be fun to play in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:42:10):
Actually, I checked into a hotel in London not long
ago and they had a vinyl record player and a
bunch of for.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Those going to London and lucky enough to stay in
the same hotel Jackie stayed in. Pick up your vinyl
copy of Luke's smash album.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
All I'm saying is it's so good to have a
record player going. It's very romantic. It's so I don't know,
it's actually was really nice to do. I might get
one from my house.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
God, how much more romantic could you make your house?
It's almost bordering on being a brothel. But you can't
get more romant. You might as well put a red
light out the front.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
That's not a bad idea, Jackie, not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
I think when you'll see the clientel showing up, they
might have second thoughts. What's in Jackie's mouth brought it
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Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:43:14):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Yeah, have a couple of things if.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
You want to play Ring up now? Third Jackie O?
What's in Jackie's mons?

Speaker 17 (01:43:26):
The Trip.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
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Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Oh sorry, you're very keen, very ego. I was just
about to ask the owner of this item what did
they clean it with? Because it smells like after shave?

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Oh? Well, who cleans anything with after shave?

Speaker 22 (01:44:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Did you like? Okay? I want to ask it in
case I'm giving anything away.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
I don't think anyone cleans anything. Not even a man
cleans things with after shave?

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Yeah, okay, fair enough. Well, I guess that is alcohol.
Isn't it essentially so you could?

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Well, you'd be very rich if you were cleaning down
the kitchen bench with after shave. That that seems unnecessary.
There's always one bloke at the nightclub that's bathed in
the in the in the freight.

Speaker 6 (01:44:42):
Don't think it's going to give it away.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
Thing you cleaned it? What did you clean it with?

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
Why was it that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
I'm just a like sanitary wipe.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
You used.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Shave? Okay, okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
That's the questions. You're supposed to be open.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
Why is it crazy?

Speaker 6 (01:45:10):
I'm going to wrap this one up if you don't mind.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
Oh hell, you don't have to be safe on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Now is dire? The smell, you know what, You've got
to give it to her even though it stinks.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
She's still all right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
That's a rare red woman. Sorry, the caller is on, David.

Speaker 16 (01:45:33):
We have.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Very well. Okay, let give it Houston line is always key.
Give a clue to David.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
First, jack I lon't going to sleep with one of
these new my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Yeah, someone did it. Finally, someone said Jackie. Jackie, she's like,
she doesn't like the game to be derailed.

Speaker 19 (01:46:13):
Are you gonna are you going to lock in against
locking that?

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
I'm locking in that Jackie, You're going to fall at
this thousand all high day today?

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Has she actually got the penis today in her mouth? Jackie?
Dave locked in penis?

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Yeah, Dave, you would be.

Speaker 10 (01:46:33):
But anyway, just have a bit of a laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Just say I'm horrified that David heard that whole conversation
we had and thought it might have been.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
My Yeah, that you're spraying it with bloody after your penis.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
Dog. No one said your penis. Jackie didn't say you
did say it was fear enough.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Yeah, okay, Michael, right, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
A clue for Michael please, Jackets.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
I actually find I burn a lot of calories after
a session with this.

Speaker 15 (01:47:08):
Oh what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
Yes it must be you know what is it a
f Is it a fan?

Speaker 21 (01:47:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
It's a good guest, but not a fine No?

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
Why is that a good guess? Why would you burnies?

Speaker 6 (01:47:22):
Because you you can do programs on there like you
know running?

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
Oh right, what calorie is like?

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
You're burning the health app all of it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Okay, so that's no to you.

Speaker 6 (01:47:33):
Lucas next, Hi Luke, hi.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
Luke, good morning, welcome, Thank you for joining the line
very well. A clue for Luke, please.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
Jacket can cop going no matter how wet it gets?

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Goodness?

Speaker 19 (01:47:48):
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
Still is that even still relevant? Dildo?

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
Lu No, Luke, it's not a deal time.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
You know. He's saying what we're all thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
So Michelle, you're up?

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Hi? Oh a girl cleaning things up? Be Hi, Michelle,
good morning?

Speaker 16 (01:48:09):
Hello here you guys going good.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
Good good?

Speaker 4 (01:48:11):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
A clue for Michelle, please, it's not just about the shape.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
The face attached is very important.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
I'm all about to face myself too.

Speaker 4 (01:48:21):
It's the face.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
The face not important everyone, mind you. Some people don't
care about the face.

Speaker 16 (01:48:30):
The only thing I've got in my head is an
electric toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Of course, because the face on the electric toothbrush is
the first thing that comes to me.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
It's so good, Michelle, I get it. You're struggling to
come up with something. You're locking an electric toothbrush. Is
that right?

Speaker 16 (01:48:46):
Exit work?

Speaker 3 (01:48:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:48:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
I suppose you use it on your face, don't you.
I suppose that doesn't thinking, Michelle, But you're a fan.
Your next A clue for Aver please.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
A lot of girls like to strat this on myself.
Included are you.

Speaker 17 (01:49:05):
I'm gonna guess.

Speaker 29 (01:49:07):
I'm going to guess a smart watch.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
Yes it is, She's got it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
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Speaker 15 (01:49:23):
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Yeah?

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FM, Kyle and Jackie your show.

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A Virgin Atlantic captain, has talked about how he caught
Lily Allen and Liam Gallagher joining the Mile High Club
and apparently Liamon caught us still married at the time.
The captain, well, he came out, he says, and he
saw the two of them under a duvet. There was
a lot of movement. It was very clear what they
were doing, and a crew member initially did try and

(01:50:29):
stop them, but they just weren't having it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Was mean. Yeah, which is coming over tapping them on
the shoulder.

Speaker 6 (01:50:35):
I don't know, but apparently, yes, there was some sort
of slight intervention.

Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
Lily Allen and him know each other prior to that
plane flight, or was that one believe?

Speaker 4 (01:50:45):
So, yeah, okay, so it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
Wasn't a hey, I'm Lily Allen would turp on one
of those complaining older brothers. Nah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
Nah. And then a few minutes later Lily got up
and went back. Oh so she No, she wasn't sitting
with him. So maybe it was a case of she
met him on the flight. Who knows, but obviously because
she then went back to her seat, which must not
have been next to his.

Speaker 3 (01:51:07):
Oh, she's probably smashing him on his seat with the
with the blanket.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Anyway, remember I saw Usher doing something which I don't
want to go into too much detail, but Usher in
the middle of the night was also on a plane,
but I thought it was his dance rout. Yeah, that
was the first time he was. Everyone was asleep and
he was doing his little ship doing the little dance, yeah,

(01:51:33):
doing the little slidey strokes, you know, with the arms out. Yes,
And I was like, oh, excuse me, bro, gotta do
a ship way across the Pacific and yeah, So I
went in and when I came back out, he was
laying back down again. Then the next time I got
up for a week usher there was there under a
blanket and may or may not have been someone under

(01:51:56):
the blanket there with him.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Oh, really, this is an new revelation.

Speaker 3 (01:52:01):
It's first class. Everyone's banging in first class.

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
No they're not. I've never seen anything like that happen
in first class.

Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
There are always like in your own little weird no
dose zone that you don't know what's going on on
the plane. She asked red wine on the plane and
packing of Jackie's anyone's.

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
So then Lily gets up, she walks back to her
seat and she gets out and ease cigarette.

Speaker 6 (01:52:30):
And then one of the crew asked this captain, should
I stop her?

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
And he said, she's just f Liam Gallagher, give her
a couple of puffs and let her pass out.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
So we are just made the cigarette on there is
what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Well, yeah, like I told you, on the recent flight
I came back on, I was sitting at the bar
and they an alarm went off. This was in the
middle of the night, when no one was see Jackie.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
In the middle of the flight. I was stationed at
the bar.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
The bar, don't know about any bar.

Speaker 3 (01:53:09):
They're fled out, getting an apple and a drink of
water down the back and here's Jackie. Were you smoking
at the bar? Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 18 (01:53:17):
I was not.

Speaker 6 (01:53:18):
I was not smoking at the bar, but I did
see a red alarm go off.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
In a bit of Oh give rid of this music.
We need the more of shocking alarms sounding.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
Yeah, there was no noise with the alarm. It was
just a red light flashing.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
Oh god, the plane was coming down.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
Imagine hearing this in the plane. Bryce, Brace, Brace, That's
the last thing you want to right.

Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
So, yeah, there were two air hostesses and one of
them said to the other male or female. They're both
female and one of the men.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
Are called air hostesses too.

Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
Under stewardesses or Stewart's Air Stewards and Stewart.

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
I don't know what I thought that was that have
been thrown out.

Speaker 4 (01:54:04):
Yeah, flight attendant.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
Waiters in the sky I think is the correct term now.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Now anyway, so they said, oh, he's smoking and he's
vaping in the toilet, even that, because they must know,
and and they were like, yeah, just leave it, and
they turned it off. Just just leave it, They said,
just leave it. Yeah, they didn't do anything about it,
And I thought, oh shit, do they really do? The

(01:54:32):
larms actually blocking us?

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
So what do they care?

Speaker 14 (01:54:38):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
With the mobile phone thing too, is it really that
dangerous if our phone is not on flight mode? Like,
are they really allowing four hundred or five hundred people
in the plane to potentially bring the plane down? But
daring to leave the phone off.

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
The number of people with phones nowadays, you'd think planes
would be falling out of the sky.

Speaker 3 (01:55:02):
Seat thirty six C mustn't have turned us.

Speaker 4 (01:55:04):
Yes, she killed us all, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
It's bullshit.

Speaker 6 (01:55:09):
Kirsten has the answer on that.

Speaker 30 (01:55:10):
Yeah, guys, I used to be cabin crew before I
was in media, and it's more about when you're on
the ground interfering with radio comms to the tower.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
That's bullshit too, I.

Speaker 6 (01:55:20):
Reckon, that is bullshit interfering.

Speaker 4 (01:55:22):
How do you just hear a little like Lily with
the frequencies? Yeah, are you saying when we're on the
ground the plane itself, and that's when it happens.

Speaker 30 (01:55:35):
Normally, when you're like taxiing around the runways stuff, because
when you're up in the air you can't get services,
but it's okay to have.

Speaker 4 (01:55:42):
The phone on you because everyone's on their phone when
everyone's boarding and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
They say you can turn it on. You have not
even back at at the airport yet, So that's bullshit.
Just because you were getting fiddled with by some captain
in Singapore and you were all swept up with the
bullshit doesn't mean we're not going to push back on
some of these questions.

Speaker 4 (01:56:00):
That is what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
You had his hat on. I can picture the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
It's disgusting. Leave the neck tie on.

Speaker 14 (01:56:11):
So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
One of Love Island's favorite couples, Molly May and Tommy Fury.
This is UK, by the way, UK, Love Island, UK,
loveat I actually did watch this season. That particular season,
I was on one of the networks, I think at
the time, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
For the accuracy.

Speaker 4 (01:56:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
Anyway, so what I start searching myself then channel nine.

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
She's super cute like Molly May, and he's really hot.
They ended up getting married and having a child together. Actually, no,
they didn't get married, sorry, because they were two months
away from getting married. Recently they got a child, a
little girl, Bambia and then by Bambi. Yeah, and they're
like the big They're a hot couple. They're very talked
about in British media anyway. So it's been a massive

(01:56:55):
story because he two months away from getting married. It
was revealed that he cheated on her while on a
trip away with the lads and has been such a
huge story. No, I don't know that it was necessarily
a Bucks night. It was just a troop away, you know, and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
This girl was the Bucks night very dangerous for young men.

Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
Getting anyway, poor Molly May. But she just said she's
not going to.

Speaker 3 (01:57:20):
What do you do? What do you do with this bird?

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
He cheated?

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
He slept in what way that with her? A million
different ways of cheating though, No.

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
He outright slept with her.

Speaker 3 (01:57:31):
Yeah, has he admitted it?

Speaker 26 (01:57:34):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:57:34):
No, he hasn't admitted it, but she came out. I
thought she came out.

Speaker 3 (01:57:38):
And he hasn't denied the word on the word of
a no name.

Speaker 4 (01:57:42):
No no, no no.

Speaker 6 (01:57:42):
But listen, he has not denied it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:45):
And she like we've witnessed him going over there, she's
in tears, like it's you know, it's real. It's not
just yeah, it's not like they're walking around hand in
hand and we're just speculating. There's an actual problem.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
Baby is born and everything now, well, no.

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
The baby had been born, yeah, already, And so she
just said she's not going to really be talking about it.

Speaker 32 (01:58:07):
I feel like a lot of you will have probably
clicked onto this video because you want me to sit
down and talk about everything that's gone on in the
last couple of weeks and sort of spill the tea
and give you sort of a story and explain what's
been happening. But to be honest with you, that was
never something that was going to happen and it's not

(01:58:27):
something that I ever plan on doing or talking about.
The last two weeks have been very, very real, and
it's real life, and it's something that we've been going
through as privately as we can, but obviously not privately whatsoever,
because I haven't really been able to get away from
it the last couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:58:48):
Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
So there was a greb bed hurt saying she's never
going to talk about it, but very sad. She didn't
sound happy, poor Thine.

Speaker 4 (01:58:57):
Yeah, I do feel sorry for her actually time.

Speaker 3 (01:59:01):
And she's very beautiful, is she.

Speaker 4 (01:59:03):
Yeah, she's cute, really pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:59:05):
She sounds rough around the edges.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:59:08):
Is it accent?

Speaker 6 (01:59:09):
Do you think like, you know, British accents?

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
I don't like that British. I like that ew hell,
nice to know you?

Speaker 4 (01:59:18):
Do you really?

Speaker 3 (01:59:19):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:59:19):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:59:20):
That's intimidating, you know, that accent.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
Way intimidated, But that she sounds like, yeah, so like
so like I saw him right and I stabbed him
straight neck, Like you're right, that's what she sounds like.
But that's not what she know.

Speaker 6 (01:59:39):
She doesn't look like that.

Speaker 4 (01:59:40):
She doesn't. She's just like, yeah, she just looks like
those typical pretty blonde British girls you know that are
super down to earth and nice and fun, you know
what I mean? Like there's a kind of girl about
them next door pretty much. Yeah, Okay, we're going to
take your last calls guys, if you want to in
anything that's on your mind, we'll take them next on

(02:00:02):
thirteen one and six five.

Speaker 30 (02:00:04):
Carlene, Jackie and Jacquie Yo, Kyle and Jackie.

Speaker 9 (02:00:08):
Give me that, give me that, give me that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
Tell Well, yeah, I'm going to do a few few
last calls on a Friday thirteen when I was six
y five. If you want to get through Sharon is on. Hi, Saronhi,
how are you good.

Speaker 20 (02:00:21):
I've been waiting all morning to find out what happened
with the couple yesterday in the pregnancy test.

Speaker 3 (02:00:27):
The booty call one where he ran her booty call. Yeah, guys,
get them on the phone and find out that he
wanted her to be official girlfriend rather than booty call.
But she was worried because she'd gone quiet for the
last few weeks.

Speaker 4 (02:00:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
Then he asked us, she said, yeah, yeah, that's what
her mind's at. But then she dropped on him she
thinks she's up the duff with the baby.

Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
Because she's three weeks late.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
Yeah, and then he unfortunately said, oh is it? Is
it mine? Which is exactly what every woman wants to
hear when she tells the guy, hey, we're having a
baby together. Then it got awkward and then they were
going off to do the piss on the stick test.

Speaker 4 (02:01:07):
That's right last night, and we should find out because
he was in shock.

Speaker 3 (02:01:11):
I think here now, oh okay, thank you, hang on
to that, Sharon.

Speaker 17 (02:01:16):
We'll put you on a hi hime morning.

Speaker 16 (02:01:19):
Guys, how are you.

Speaker 3 (02:01:23):
The energy is different than Yeah, it totally is. So
you guys you did the pregnancy test? Was it the
we on the stick one?

Speaker 4 (02:01:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (02:01:31):
Correct? Yeah, So it came over yesterday. We had a
chat about everything and sort of had the stick ready
to go, sort of wigh up our options, like if
it is and if it's not. And I took the
test and came back negative.

Speaker 6 (02:01:49):
You sound disappointed though, Yeah, I.

Speaker 17 (02:01:53):
Am a little bit. I mean I was excited, Like
you know, I do have feelings for him, so it
would have been I feel like a great story line
as well.

Speaker 5 (02:02:01):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (02:02:03):
What kind of where did you land with it before
taking the tears that you were happy to do it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (02:02:10):
I think like he was.

Speaker 17 (02:02:11):
Yeah, he was in quite a bit of shock, I think,
and like he was only sort of accepting a relationship.
So having that it just kind of really doubled down
on everything. But I think in the end he sort
of came around and yeah, he was happy, if you know,
it did turn out turn out positive that he would,
you know, be with me and raise the baby. But
I'm going to go to this afternoon as well, just

(02:02:34):
to make sure it's not a false negative.

Speaker 6 (02:02:37):
You're wanting to happen.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
And was relieved?

Speaker 6 (02:02:41):
Was he relieved or was he a bit upset?

Speaker 17 (02:02:46):
I think if he had fifty to fifty, he seemed
a bit like thank God kind of thing. But because
he is obviously that two years younger, so a little
bit relieved. But I think also he was kind of
I guess. I think after all, like chatting as well
through last night, it kind of made him a little
bit excited, I guess.

Speaker 3 (02:03:04):
But did you have sexually him again after you realized
you weren't pregnant. Did you say that, let's fill mummer up,
let's get this thing cranking.

Speaker 17 (02:03:13):
We may have had a little celebration.

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose I should finished inside or not?
That's a bit did this time?

Speaker 6 (02:03:25):
He goes, now, can we please wear a condom?

Speaker 3 (02:03:29):
No, we haven't. What about my suggestion? Remember the motto yes,
I do.

Speaker 17 (02:03:38):
I do remember the motto we did it last night,
but maybe we can give it a crack.

Speaker 3 (02:03:43):
Sometimes you don't don't feel pressure.

Speaker 4 (02:03:46):
Yeah, okay, So no pregnancy for those that were listening yesterday,
because I even had a bred of mine called me
yesterday going always she pregnant or not? Like I don't know.
I wanted to find out just as much low, So
thanks for that.

Speaker 17 (02:04:01):
That's all good, thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:04:05):
Alrighty, almost like I just watched a movie then it's
had the worst ending.

Speaker 4 (02:04:10):
The ending was disappointing.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
They wouldn't want to and then she sounds like she
wanted to have the baby.

Speaker 4 (02:04:14):
I know, I know. All right, we're going to continue
to take your last calls. Play a little song here, Chaboozy.

Speaker 3 (02:04:20):
Everyone loves it's the biggest song in the world. Still
it's going to crazy. It's a bar so on tipsy
hear it, Kiss Kiss FM.

Speaker 30 (02:04:30):
Kyle and Jaggier, Carl Kyle and jap to value.

Speaker 3 (02:04:34):
That's our say you want to ring thirteen when a
six y five buddies rung in, Hey man, what's happening
to hey buddy?

Speaker 23 (02:04:41):
Okay, I am so pumped forward. Last Kings of the
Cross on binge watching it all weekend. I can't wait
to see you.

Speaker 3 (02:04:48):
You'll only get.

Speaker 6 (02:04:49):
Two webs so far, buddy, that's all.

Speaker 3 (02:04:51):
It's for those that have not even seen season one.
You can watch all of season one and then you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:57):
Get If you haven't seen season one, you must because
it is such a good show.

Speaker 3 (02:05:02):
I've seen it all.

Speaker 29 (02:05:02):
I asked every day has it come out yet?

Speaker 23 (02:05:05):
Has it come out yet?

Speaker 10 (02:05:06):
And Binderly is coming out?

Speaker 3 (02:05:08):
Yeah? Yeah, man, today it's up there today two Epps
Paramount plus I'm not sure if it's there right now
or if it's there.

Speaker 4 (02:05:15):
Right now, it's there right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 29 (02:05:18):
Lunch break then.

Speaker 3 (02:05:21):
It sounds like you'll be quite the long lunch break there. Yeah,
we're going to have a lot of lunch break.

Speaker 4 (02:05:26):
Yeah, sizeds, aren't they.

Speaker 3 (02:05:29):
Oh yeah. It's just it's just so well done. It
is you know some Australian things like we love Australian
the industry, the film industry, but this just has like
a polished to it. It does feel like you are
in King's Cross back then. Yeah, you remember the glamor
of the glitz, the filth. Yeah, the swines that were there,
it was. It was a real weird joint.

Speaker 4 (02:05:51):
I just think it's such a shame that it's not
like that anymore.

Speaker 25 (02:05:54):
Actually already dropped a question if so you know how
I'm banned from the logis for life.

Speaker 4 (02:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
If I did really well on this and got say,
nominated for you.

Speaker 3 (02:06:03):
You would never be nominated. You're enough, You're a background,
an extra. You're gay that gets bashed in the background.
That's it. Yeah, okay, all right, well you will never
get don't waste any more airtime.

Speaker 6 (02:06:15):
Thank you, Peter.

Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
Speaking of Peter, no best extra the logo.

Speaker 6 (02:06:20):
This is another Peter. Hi, Peter, how are you hey?

Speaker 3 (02:06:22):
Sorry for the confusion, Peter, Yeah, good, yeah, great, that's
the way.

Speaker 18 (02:06:31):
I just got a question for you both. Yeah, I've
been wondering we've got earth millions of years ago, were
we like five kilometers bigger? And then like to this
day with all the buildings and everybody walking around, have
we have we compacted the earth like smaller. It's like

(02:06:53):
a thing of foil where you get foil in your
hand and then squash it to a small balls.

Speaker 6 (02:07:00):
I've never heard of that happening, actually, Peter, it would.

Speaker 3 (02:07:04):
Be true, though I never thought that. I've never thought
about it. But I'm sure. I'm sure that I feel.
If I had to guess, I would say, yeah, maybe
the earth is a bit smaller. I don't know. I've
got no idea that we need a scientist. We need
a scientist type.

Speaker 1 (02:07:20):
We've got doctor Carla next week, so we'll ask him.

Speaker 3 (02:07:23):
Yeah, that's next week. What are we going to wait around?

Speaker 18 (02:07:28):
We like to know the answer, shouldn't we?

Speaker 4 (02:07:31):
She want everything now, don't we?

Speaker 3 (02:07:33):
No one likes Brenner. Can you get ai? Even though
the piece of ship can't spell strawberry? It may know
whether what was the question?

Speaker 6 (02:07:42):
If we compa the earth is smaller.

Speaker 3 (02:07:44):
From all the buildings and ship we're built and all
the people walking around? Have we Has the earth shrunk?
Has it compacted?

Speaker 18 (02:07:57):
Because you thought of millions of years ago they were.

Speaker 3 (02:08:01):
And now heavier? We've made all this ship, but we've
dug all the iron or out of the ground to
make that? Does it flatter? Billions of people walking on
over all those millions of years and buildings and bridges?

Speaker 6 (02:08:16):
Has it got smaller?

Speaker 22 (02:08:17):
Flatter?

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
You didn't say bridges?

Speaker 5 (02:08:19):
What a bridge has got to do with it?

Speaker 9 (02:08:21):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:08:21):
They wait? Hasn't gotten flattered.

Speaker 26 (02:08:23):
From all the people walking on it or from buildings
being constructed.

Speaker 3 (02:08:28):
Can you make him start again and put it under
my microphone rather than your colds. We can't hear that.
We can't hear it. Can you repeat what you just said?
Can you repeat what you just said? Thanks?

Speaker 4 (02:08:47):
No, Okay, Daniels called through with the answer. Hi, Daniel, Daniel, No, Hey.

Speaker 3 (02:08:55):
Daniel, Sorry, snapped gp T is a piece of ship, obviously,
what's the answer.

Speaker 29 (02:09:01):
It's a decent question. But the answer is everything that
we've ever built, ever, all the materials we've used that
have already been on the planet or under the ground.
So the weight of the Earth hasn't actually changed. And
in terms of the weight of all the people, it's
insignificant compared to the size of our planet.

Speaker 3 (02:09:17):
Oh but what about whales?

Speaker 29 (02:09:21):
Hey, what about whales?

Speaker 3 (02:09:24):
Well, exactly what, Well, we don't we don't kill all
the whales anymore. So the whales are just how many
more whales? And those things way they look like they
weigh a lot.

Speaker 29 (02:09:37):
Well, I mean, with the whaling industry, I would say
that we've lost whales.

Speaker 23 (02:09:40):
If anything.

Speaker 3 (02:09:42):
Well, let's not get into some tit for tat bullshit.
Let's just say we're both Daniel, You and I very
intelligent man. Thanks for joining us. Thank you mate, there's
another genius. Not often we find so off of us
geniuses run into each other.

Speaker 4 (02:09:58):
Like you're rarety all right, Keith Eban will be on
the show Net next week.

Speaker 6 (02:10:03):
We've got heaps of stuff, but everyone, have a great weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:10:06):
If you're up to anything special, stay safe and we
will see you bright and early on Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (02:10:11):
Get your job out there to stay alive no matter
what you get up to. Carle and Jackie O

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