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August 12, 2024 37 mins

Marley’s fiancée is officially a gold medalist! This week he answers more of your Olympics BTS questions, Tilly tells him about the pole vaulter who “knocked his manhood” which is a sentence we’ll never be able to unhear, and a Marley vs Lynn running race is put in the calendar… we’ll get the participation award ready for him. PLUS, Tilly shares responses to the question ‘What would you win gold in’. Your answers are pure gold.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys before we go on, just let me just let
me mention really quick to everyone listening. This is pre
recorded right now before the Grand Final and I am
absolutely sweating bullets leading up to that. So we're going
to drop the episode after the fact of this Grand final. Okay,
just wanted to make that clear before we go on.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
And the girls just want to know it's big, but
does he know how to use it?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
That's all they're worried about. Life is an endless series
of train recks with only brief commercial breaks of her.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hippe.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's recording, Hippy, I haven't had somebody.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's good to see you too, as always, Isn't it
always a pleasure waking up at seven am, no, six
thirty am in France to get on this podcast with
you too? Huh. This is our producer, Grace. I'm Marley
as well tired as anything, and that's Tilly. Tilly say
hello Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
How do you say hello? And French? Jem Mapple No
bon obviously, Tilly, Grace.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Now you say it, go Grace Pel Grace yep, now
may girl.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Marley.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, well I'm gonna say one too. What does that mean?
That means it means it means thank you, wail curl
I live. I'm I remember doing French and the teacher
was a bitch. She was such an anyway, Okay, next,

(01:39):
how is everyone, Marley? How's France?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
France is great? But just touching on that till some
people are really rude out I know, really rude. Do
you know what I mean? That's a well known there's
no personal space. Yeah, people did say that last time
I was in France, but I didn't really get that vibe.
But this time, guys, I'm getting that vibe. I'm getting
that aura check here in France that people just well,
I think it's probably the so annoyed with tourists at
the moment too, because of the Olympics, you know, and

(02:03):
people are just fed up.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh dude, yeah, France is on steroids.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You got to try and act like a local Malie.
He is a local Grice. Are you trying to Are
you trying to blend in et croissants like they would
or something?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Have you seen his compete Chris Chocolate Chip crickey. I
know we're gonna get onto that later. She's clearly been
under a rock till you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Actually she just replied to my Instagram a week late,
so she's definitely not seeing your story.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Grace is under our rock, guys, as he is listening.
Grace is absolutely she sleeps under a rock for a living.
But god, she's good at running this train on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
But how was USA versus Germany? Congratulations on the wind.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
So that was the semi final.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That was a semi That was a semi. Lynn just
got the win against Germany. And that was the second
time they played this tournament, which is really really tough
in any sport, like throughout a season, playing a team
twice is really hard. This is going to be hard.
It's always the thing. Yeah, like playing the same team twice,
especially after you've beaten them, because we beat them three
to one first, is really difficult to like beat them again,

(03:10):
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Why?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't know. I think it's just like a well,
it's obviously a preparation thing, like now the team's seen
everything you've done and the reasons that you beat us.
You're obviously holding a little bit of a chip on
your shoulder, and you know, like you just can't. It's
hard to win twice. In anything, especially once you've you've
beaten them. So yeah, tough game, guys. I was, guys,
I was, Oh my god, that was it was very stressful.

(03:34):
I think people underestimate and I don't want to bring
this onto the people that aren't competing at all, but
it is stressful. Unlike the family of the players, you know,
like it is a stressful, stressful time because you're feeling
It's not the same as what the girls are feeling
out on the field, but you're like feeling for them
because you.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I feel that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, hell yeah, So you're holding the team together.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's right. I'm the high you know. And it went
into and it went into overtime, so last thirty minutes
of the game, and they got a goal, put it
away and held on and it's yeah, it's just it's
amazing what these girls are doing, like because this is
a really tough tournament to play in, Like the Olympics
is no joke, dude.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I am gob smacked by overtime. The fact that these
girls can run for two hours? Is it like a marathon?
What's the case on that?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Good question, Yeah, I do. Lena's because Lenna is always
usually running the most when she plays a full ninety minutes.
I don't know the exact time.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm looking it up right now.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
How long?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
How far do people run in a soccer match? Over?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, an average professional player runs just over eleven kilometers.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, you know what I was gonna say. I was
gonna say HER's are easily over ten ten kilometers. Yeah
the game. I don't know the specific but she's run
up to like yeah, like guys, filthy amounts.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah. And again people will underestimate, like just how tough
this tournament is. These ladies are playing like they've only
got two days of rest in between games. You know
what I mean, another night.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I did a home workout two days ago and I'm
still in pain. And you go, by the way, I'm
down three key those guys. I was walking up the
stairs yesterday, Tom goes, why do you look fit?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, because I've been doing an Olympic challenge, guys, and
I hope that you guys listening have been doing the same.
I have been slacking a little bit, but you're.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
In France, mate, all those baguettes.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Molly, do you think that that game was. Is there
specifically so much more pressure for that game because it's
a semi final and it's determining obviously who's going to
go through to the final.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a that's a great point.
I think it is. I think it is, Grace. I
think that almost there's just so much pressure around that
game exactly because that's who determines who goes into the clinic. Yeah,
you know that that takes you into now meddling getting
like you know, gold or silver, and again just playing

(06:04):
that same team against twice that it was almost like
it was a final, you know, for this final. Now
we're now we're onto Brazil. We're onto Brazil for the finals.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Who who won the last Olympics. They got third place? Yes, okay,
so they're already above that. So no matter what, we've
already gotten a better medal.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's it. That's what I said as soon as I
saw Len, as soon as she come up after the game.
She comes up after every game. I don't know if
you guys have been saying, but we've been taking the
same photo after every game, which is hilarious. Thank you, Grace,
thank you. But that's exactly what I said to her.
So well, we're already there, We've already improved upon last Olympics.
It's either a silver or golds in this final. So yeah,

(06:49):
it's it's crazy. It's just I don't know, guys, It's
I don't even know how to explain how this feels.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, Marley, what you just said reminds me of we
were just briefly speaking about it before the pole vaults.
Who runs over to his girl?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
That you watch that? Okay, wait, we'll talk.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
About I was watching it was and he kissed her
on the shoulder and should.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Marry that? Man?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Are they not married?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
They didn't look at they were quite young. She's loving TikTok.
But anyway, great, she's hitting a hard mate, she's got
more followers. Yeah, she's Olympic wag talk like you mate.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Same things?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Good? Yeah, good, I'm telling you all.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Right, guys, since we're recording prior to the final, Marley,
I reckon what you need to do so we can
all feel like we're there. Can you please record or video?
I know you'll do it anyway something Once the game
is over, like once she's won, we're just manifesting you
in any way.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, we're only we're only going to say she's what, I'll.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Do that, and.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
We're gonna slotter in right now. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Gold Metal, baby, go medal, jump over that thing, jump
over that thing.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Athlete, Athlete, he gets it, athlete baby, Yeah, gold Metal.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Can you believe that.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
We did it?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh my god, we did it. Can you believe that
we're gonna get into more questions because we didn't hit
every every question for you guys last podcast. If you
haven't listened to the previous podcast, guys, we're gettingto the

(08:56):
behind the scenes. I'm answering all of your Olympic questions
that you sent in and we're gonna answer more today.
But I need to touch on till one of the
craziest like events, once in a lifetime events that I've
been to in my life, not just at the Olympics,
was the athletics the track and was saying the one
hundred the infamous one hundred meters sprint that went down

(09:18):
in history as the closest finish in Olympic history. Too.
You watch that shory, right.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, that's a proper once in a life here.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Till proper once in a life. I like that. It was.
That was so good. It was till it was let
me just let me just lay this out for you.
So walk into this beautiful stadium. Oh what is the
name of the stadium and powers. I haven't been doing
the athletics at but Grace is checking checking on and
now we love your grace.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
It was like a damn Taylor Swift content.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It was like an like an old like I felt
like I was in Gladiator.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Or something this same day. There you go, start de France.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Also, yeah, start de France. There we go. Good grace,
good French from you. It was like I was in
a Gladiator movie, guys, and there's eighty thousand people roaring
inside this stadium. You've got high jump going over like
over on the right to me, I've got the hammer
throw over here on the left, people doing eight hundred
meter and fifteen hundred meter runs around the track. Over there.
We've got you know, the sprinters over here. Guys. For

(10:18):
like my self diagnosed ADHD. Until you're ADHD, you would
have gone absolutely insane. No, it was chaotic because there's
this going on on the screen and then these people
being introduced and then these people are running here for
their final, but these people are only doing their heat.
In my head, I'm getting the I'm getting stressed thinking
about it.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
But why did I not imagine like this?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, I never knew how this worked either. These are
just track meets. This is how it is for these
guys throughout their whole career, so they're so used to it,
like the well the high jumpers are like going on
as they're running on the track till like they'll do
their run. Yeah, it's crazy. They're almost like they don't
almost hit each other, like they understand, like the times
that they go just.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Pole vaults straight on.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, it's all going on at the same time. Guys,
you don't see that on TV.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Wait, I'm gonna have to ask you how did you
get a ticket? Sorry, but I have to Oh yeah
that was no.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
This is this is this is a huge question because
let me tell you, guys, four hundred Australian for this
was quite still.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I would pay it. I would pay it. That is well.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, well worth it though.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
So like that, Okay, just go back to the event now, Molly,
because guys, if you haven't seen this, please go watch it.
Like it was insanity leading.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Up to this one hundred meters sprint. This is this
is the craziest part about the whole event to me,
because it's a three hour event. They do this huge
light show get the crowd into it, which is insane.
They then have the guys introduced and it was I
think the longest wait time in Olympic history. They had
to wait like three minutes. They were just standing there
and I'm like, what's going on? Is there like a
commercial ad break that they have to hit here in

(11:46):
France or something? You know what I mean, that's weird.
Are they selling some chocolate chip croissants out here, grace
or what? You know? Really? And so it was the
longest wait ever, which is just crazy. For these guys,
I'm like, nerves of steel.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I don't know how Yeah, that would stuff up my.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Race with just that Yeah, one million I was pumpin.
But the craziest piece was that just before the gun
goes off, these guys like the three to five seconds,
not only them, but a whole stadium filled with eighty
thousand people dead signe silent. I'm getting the chills thinking

(12:21):
about it.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Last time you could drop, Yeah, the last time you
would have felt. That was before your announces We're no
a big brother.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's that is the only way.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
To describe it. Yes, one million percent. It was like
dead silence with eighty thousand people. Then that gun goes
off and it's just a row, oh my god for
nine seconds, for nine seconds, literally nine go into a
photo finish photo, finish my news. So there's more anticipation
after the race is done on who's who's won this thing?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Just to be clear, A photo finishes when it's it's
just not obvious who's won, so they have to go
back and like inch the photo forward to see.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, well Noah won by point zero point zero five
is insane point zero five of a second. Guys, can
you believe? And you know what I'm telling you, man,
that the chains and the and thee jewelry that these
guys wear, that's got a weigh.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You down wearing like yeah, dude, these boys wait. I actually, Molly,
when I was watching it, I thought, I have to
discuss this with you, because like they're just trying to
be hot boys. I was watching the heats. I watched
Noah's heat where he came second, and he was looking
like he was Hella hyping the crowd up of himself.

(13:33):
I was like, honestly, I didn't know any background on him.
I was like, I hearde, this wanker loses.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Like a lot of people, he does get a lot
of backlash. And that's the reason it was so controversial
is because, like you said, till he is, I mean,
he's a showman. He's very confident in himself. Yeah, he's
said some controversial stuff in the media regarding like NBA
players and like saying, what do you mean these guys
are competing against the best in the world. This is

(13:58):
just the best in America, like saying that he actually
competes against the best in the world, you know what
I mean, and things like that. So people were, yeah,
they want the happiest that he wont And he's a
two hundred meter sprinter as well, so he event this
isn't even his events. So the fact that he can
win both, like Usain Bolts like one of the only
people to ever do that.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Dude, Wait, I have to tell you guys this. I
just found out this information this morning. Speaking of Usain
Bolt there is some companies and some big businessmen with
money putting together a new Olympics. But basically it's like
people that are doping and you're like allowed to do
drugs and stuff on it. So they're going to they're

(14:40):
going to get the top top athletes with drugs allowed.
And in the trailer, the guy goes, I'm faster than you, say, Bolt,
but nobody knows because I'm on drugs, And I was like, oh, this.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Is going to Yes, that would be entertaining this.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
We'll test the proper peak of like human abilities, but
it won't be for a few years. And I thought
that was I'd prefer to watch that than the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I'm ready to sign me up. Honestly, I am already watched.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Tell me that will be to take some steroids.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
She can join the drug Olympics. Would you rather compete
in the normal Olympics or compete in the course normal one?
It's still change with the other one.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Grace wants to get it in and get going. I
love it. I love it. Yeah, Wow, what a time, guys.
I do well. I don't have some I don't have
some village guys. I know you guys are gonna be
I don't know village.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
But probably have more than you.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, you probably do. But Lenny is going to the
village today today, so I'll get it. I'll get her
to check out the muffins, the chocolate muffins. I really
want to try one.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Of those, the famous chocolate muffin.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Guy. Yeah, what's the latest on the village? Till you
got any guys, Molly?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Before we move on, I just have to ask, was
that a hundred meter race event that you're at, the
same one where the guy knocked his manhood on the pole,
faulting his man.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
How mature you have gotten since I've been men? Oh
my god? But look how oh my god, Telly, I
you know what I have heard about this happening. I
didn't get to watch this event, but no, it was
not I did not see him knock his manhood live. Unfortunately,
I did not get to see this. So tell me,

(16:32):
tell me everything, give me the details.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
There's honestly not much details. But he basically goes over
the Is.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
It a pole vault?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Grace is bringing up the video for us.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Let's go all right.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
You're gonna have to look up close, by the way, Yeah,
frenchman goes viral.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
You're gonna have to look up close. What do you
mean by that. Okay, So he's running up, he's taking
his attempt at pole vaulting, and he's knocked it down.
That happened very fast, so I can't tell what knock,
but it does look around the manhood region here. So yeah,
obviously I'm going to read between the lines. Yeah, is
not that right on the pole? And there was was
there a slow that was hold on? There was a

(17:09):
there's a picture of him doing it, poor lad. That's tough.
We're slow owing this. This is what we do want. No, no, no, no, no.
That wasn't knocking, Tilly. That that was hanging. That was
almost doing a damn pull up oppress up on the
damn pole vaulting.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Imagine your package is so big that suck. I don't
know if you're olling people.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
That is resting right there, Tilly, poor lad. So that
cost him, that cost him, that cost him the win.
Was this against the same guy the Swedish christ?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I'm assuming it's like the same as her, But
oh my god, this poor guy and the girls just
want to know it's big, but does he know how
to use it? Well, that's what yeah, that's what they're saying.
But also we were just told that apparently he got
offered a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars deal from
porn up to show his meat.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, stop it, would you do it? Stop it?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's a great deal. Oh no, dude, As he didn't win,
so you've at least got to monetize somehow.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's obviously a big package.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
So is that what you'd go on to, till if
you didn't win this Olympics, you'd just be like, let's
throw it, let's throw it out, let's go into sun,
let's use what God gave me here, and let's just
get into a career.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Say the universe is driving me in this direction, like
it's ye're true.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Actually we are big on signs, and that is one
hell of a sign right there. Tell her to move
on into another career there another industry.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Wow, and that's a sign to move on to our
listener questions.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, that's good from you, till God, you've gotten good
at this. Let's get in. Let's get into these listener questions.
We as, as I mentioned before, till I had so
many questions, so many questions about the Olympics, some very relevant,
some very irrelevant as well. Yeah, but all for the

(19:07):
most part, you know, around Len and what's going on.
And so I want to get into more questions that
I got sent in Tilly. Did you get any more
sentence as well?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
No, I'll have the questions to you.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Let's let's get into some of the ones that we
didn't get asked or that we didn't cover last podcast.
Guys again, if you haven't listened to that, go listen
to last podcast because it was really fun. But would
you win? Everyone always asked me this, and I need
to do this. Would you win in one hundred meters
sprint against Lynn? I think, be honest answer to that question, yeah,
it would be It would be no way. This is

(19:40):
why we've got to do it now because I'm not
in I'm not in peak performance, but I think we
really need to do this. But I I want to
say that I would lose that in a sprint, but
if it was over long distance, I potentially might when yeah,
when she's in Australia next actually till maybe we'll do
this guys. All right, so stay tuned for that because
that's actually people have been into pating this run for

(20:00):
a long time and it'll be funny because I will
probably get absolutely sweat.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Dude, I actually write that from you.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
We're gonna have like a mini Linnen Mally Olympics. I
would love.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yes, yeah, we should do Oh my god, we should
do multiple events. We should do now, yes, in between weddings.
We'll get that done because we'll be in peak wedding
performance too. So why don't we hit a peak sprint beforehand?
All right? Next? Next? Next? What's your favorite French food? Oh, guys,
if you haven't seen it, check out my TikTok please.
I went into this, this bakery in Paris, and I

(20:33):
saw because I didn't know this was a thing. I
don't know if you guys listening or you till know
that this was a thing. But I saw this Croissan.
It wasn't only just a regular Croissan here, Tilly. Every
Cissan here in France is beautiful, but this one was
absolutely intertwined with a chocolate chippy looking looking pieces throughout it, right,
And I'm like, well, this can't be real life. There's

(20:54):
no way this is real. I go up to it
and I get even closer and I can smell the
heat coming off of this thing, and I'm like, this
thing's warm, guys, it hasn't just been sitting out there
all day. This is a chocolate chip cookie croissant. I'm like,
give me two of those. Please give me two. I'm
gonna yeah, grab that, guys. I bit into it. It
was better than I could ever imagine was a.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Cookie or a cookie, because what you're describing was disgusting
to me.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, it was just picture a croissant, but like the
chocolate chip pieces that are in a really good chocolate
chip cookie were like integrained into the croissant.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh, it was. It was a high quality chocolate croissant.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes. Oh, when you have a chocolate cis.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Oh, guys.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
The best thing I've ever had in France, my favorite
food here.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
It has to be bring one back.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, I'll try and bring one back. I'll try and
bring one back. All right. What's the best thing you've
seen at the Olympics besides the US women's national team.
It has to be that one hundred made of spring.
It has to be that one hundred med of spring, guys.
And it has to be that three to five seconds
that I mentioned before where I was just there. Yeah,
the silence. I've never witnessed anything.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
That's such a like adult answer.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Or would your answer bely the guys, mate, just resting
on the.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I would be like the actual event, just like the
silence that's so deep.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Marley's favorite moment at the Olympics was three seconds of silence. Yes, seriously,
that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
It was same if I don't get to all of
these here, so I'm going to answer them on TikTok.
But favorite stadium you visit? You visited? Oh yeah, the
one in Leon here, guys, the game against Germany was
really really cool. Or but the one in Paris was
also dope as well. I'm gonna go with Paris PSG
stadium was my favorite.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Why was it cool? What makes a stadium cool? Because
to me, I feel like a stadium just like the
stadium or something.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
See, so you guys are looking at this surface level.
You guys got to understand there's a whole experience to these.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Things, right, So we don't have the trained you.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Don't have the trained eye or ribe to this. It's
it's all about It's about the walk into it's about
the music, like the pregame music that they can have
on and entertainment. It's about the seeding, how it looks,
how you feel, especially how comfortable the seats are. That's
always big, and the ones in Leon were really really comfortable.
That's why I'm like, maybe it could have been Leon,

(23:15):
but just the stadium, and it's just I guess the
history that's going on in that stadium and who's played
in that stadium. Stadium in Paris. You have to because
there's legends that have rased about no pun intended grace
big stadiums. So yeah, PSG Stadium, Paris, the stadium. All right,
will you wear a legs leaves Lin's final game? That's hilarious.

(23:38):
I would do it mine here, I would wear mine.
I would absolutely it.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Would fit you.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It would actually they're tight. Yeah, it would fit me.
That would fit me. Maybe I'll wear one for the
next game. Guys, stay tuned, all right, stay tuned. I
would that would be hilarious. Or I'll just cut or
I'll buy some tights and just cut one of the legs.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Wait, I have a question, are you trying to play bias?
Because I'm seeing you go to games and you're just
in like your like usual gear. So I'm like this
man trying to just blend in like, what is happening here?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Everyone thinks that. Everyone thinks that, But guys, the god
honest truth is I just left all of my US Yeah,
my US gear at home in Australia. So I just
don't have any Lynn's jerseys, none of that.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Okay, So the final you're gonna have to sort that out.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, I know, I definitely.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Do you know what you could do? You could get
a legs leeve that has Lyn's face all over it.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Great, How is he going to figure that out?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's the kind of say, how am I going to
get that done before the game?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I don't know, Marley, just figure it out.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Let's get it done. No excuses at the Olympics. No
excuses at the Olympics. Guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit
one more question because a lot of people have been
asking this. I don't know if you guys have seen
till have you seen the people before every game smashed
that wooden pole into the ground.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Dude, I've never seen it. I don't even know what
it is.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I've seen it. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
You've seen it, Grace, Yeah, so that before every game,
I think it's three like hits to the ground with
this wooden pole. It's happened before every soccer game at least,
and I looked into it a little bit because everyone's like, yo,
what is what is? What is this? What's going on?
And it's some and grace. You can get the exact
name of what it's called, but essentially till it's just

(25:19):
it's like based off old French theater and it like
gets it's to prepare the audience for the show, like
prepare and get their concentration before the show.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Shakespeare so cool called a bridge a deer bridgid.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
You don't know what that is? Don't? Actually?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't, actually, like you think I know, because I
know when I have a bridgedier in my house impact
Before I do something crazy, I just have to warn
the family everyone, you're going to get gray haired day.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Get into your wait.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh, this is an alarm going off, do you know what?
Speaking of which, I left the straightener on. So that's
a lot to tell somebody. You didn't I did.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh my god, Oh my god. The bridge is going downs.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
A lot of use until he's Everyone braced yourselves. It's
another day with Tilly under our roof. That's what I'm
sending my straight off.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
All right, So while you're handling that, let's just get
into a game.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
All right.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
So what we are playing is what would you win golden?
So yeah, so I put up some questions on my
social media and we've got some responses. And these are
just reminding me of all the tiktoks that are going
around that are like, you know, the ones that it's
like I didn't make the Olympics, and I will show

(26:38):
a cook video of them. I am loving them.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Did you see that?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Did you see the American girl? She goes Unfortunately I
did make the Olympics and it was some mobile's partner,
but she literally cucked it on the beam and it
went up her clapper. Oh last time, I checked out,
like six million likes supper and how many people watching
that event?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Four million?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Four million, four point just worried about her, Bruce Puss.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
To be honest, I'm not worried about anything else. It
looked painful.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
What are we going to?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay? Anyway, So Marley, do you want to hit me
first with what you'd win gold in?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I'd love to guys, I I want to fire off
a couple here. Okay, first thing that comes to mind
though till I don't know if you know this about me,
but I would win gold in holding in my pe yes,
unhealthy amount of time. What so like I'm talking to
to the point, to the point no no, no, no,
no no no, to the point where I think I
gave myself a uti once. I think I did just

(27:38):
because I was stubborn. I wanted to give myself a challenge.
Now I'm not going yeah till he does.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
That, let it out.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I don't know what it is. I can hold it
for an unhealthy amount of time. So that's the first
thing I'd win gold in. Second is, like I guys,
I don't know what it is. It could be an
African you guys could say it's a man thing. But
not eating at appropriate times, like I can eat my
dinner at like ten pm or like have one meal
throughout the day and I'm good.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
But no, you guys, you're no that that actually is
a cultural thing. Because my partner's family is tongue In
And when I first met them, I went over to
their house and they were eating dinner at ten pm
at night, and I was like a buffet of Chinese
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, that's us, that's us, we do it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I mean, it's quite a European thing.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
When I was in Africa, that's how we ate, and
it's European. It's how they are in France as well.
That's why it makes sense because that's how Yeah. And
then yeah, that's in Africa. It was the same.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, my white family sitting at six pm eating dinner,
everyone at the table.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
No, that's what I love. I've always loved. I love
going over to white people's houses because I get to
eat at six pm.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
What a treat you have, free, will, Mary? You could
eat dinner?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, I know you're right, You're right, You're right right,
all right, last one before before you go tell I
don't know this, and I don't want to toot my
own horn here. I'm not too my own horn here.
All right, guys, just a little disclaimer, but I would
win gold for having no issues with my skin or
having great skin, but never like doing the bare minimum,
like I barely put water on my skin, like I

(29:11):
do not wash my face at all, and don't have
any issues.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Don't tell me you use the three in one head
and shoulder shampoo. No shampoo used college.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I haven't used that since college. No, no, no, I've got
to use the good stuff for my hair, like in
terms of conditioner and stuff. But I just don't wash
my face. I don't have like a face washing regimen
or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, and you've got nice eyelashes.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, dude, it's just a boy.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Think they got good skin, good lashes, bare minimum.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I mean I would say that I have good skin
as well and do nothing.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
So okay, yeah, let's move on, all right. So I
want to hear yours. I've been excited to hear what
you'd win, golden and because you're absolutely tragic.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Well, when I put it on my Instagram story, I
thought people were going to send their responses, but most
of it was just attacking me that the things that
they have issues.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
With that's good. Can you list it out?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
So the first one was dyeing my hair at home,
which is which is fair, but I feel like, look
at my hair, it's very dark on the top. I
haven't been on that train in a long time. Second
thing is really bad contour. I actually want to tell
people this. I do really bad makeup often on purpose.
Because you guys commented on my photos and it boosts

(30:24):
my like engagement. I've always done it on TikTok like
I will purposely. I will purposely do crack stuff because
it gets my engagement up. Like that's so bad. But
even when I dye my hair at home, I'll full
well know that it looks so bad, but just at
the end, be like, my hair looks so good because it.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Will kept more comments. We just stir upart, just lighting
everyone here.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Next one, oh well, a few of these are like
related to the ones that we're doing. Next one is
just fake tanning because I have tanner rexaminly fake.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh okay, so you'd win gold for always having fake tan.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's actually an addiction.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Does fake tans still smell like it used to back
when I was in high school? Like? Is it still
disgusting like it was? It used to be a really
gross potent? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, if you want to be like dark dark, you
use like Bondo sands and there's there's stinks. It's like
the most disgusting world.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
But yeah, but I use your gag.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Can not figure that out yet, dude.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Because people, if you want to be real, don't.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
We start something?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
No, there is something. Yeah, do you want to start
a fake tan brand? You would be the worst ambassador
because you are literally.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Black, like great skin.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, that's why he wouldn't start a fake tan.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, but I'm just I'm looking into the scent. That
would be my that would be my marketing strategy. Is
it's a scentless fake tan, so you can feel like
you are like you have my skin tone, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Advertised? That's great.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Anyway, let's move on. Should we read a few of
their responses.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Pose I've been waiting for these.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Okay, first one, googling my symptoms and convincing myself.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I'm oh, no, guys, guys, no, no, no, no. I did
this the other day. I swear to God, I did
this the other day. I was diving in the Mediterranean
Ocean flex.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
On Instagram. What will you die? Actually?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
You know what a lot? A lot? I thought, Yeah,
I thought I needed to go to hospital. But I
got to the bottom of it, thank god. I aligned
my symptoms and it was only just a mere sinus
infection that I had. Guys, it wasn't anything too serious,
but some of them I was sweating. It was getting
serious there for a minute, because I was like, yes, yes,
and yes I had felt that because I felt like
there was water in my brain, you know what I mean.

(32:46):
And at that point it was telling me to do
to do some pretty.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Serious At this point, Google is digging your grave for you, Like, honestly.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
That is not a good symptom to happen.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, the water in the
brain symptom isn't fun. I swear to god I had it.
I was like moving my head side to side and
I could feel it and hear it like wishing in
my head.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Okay, next one, I can't read this fitting my wrist
in my mouth?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
So someone can do There's no way they can. Can
you whoever sent that in Tilly, can you get into
video so we can show everyone.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, no way. Also, I would like the record to
reflect that this person has written fitting my wrist in
my mouth, not fish. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Does that? That could mean two things. That could mean
they either bite their wrist or they go full fist
and then they get to their wrist. Now that makes
me feel ill.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
She's just fisting on the regular.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh, I should have written this is mine hitting the
curb whilst driving.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh my god, yeah, Tilly, you would, you would be
absolutely up there with that. You are. You should see
the state guys of Tilly's rim on her cards.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
By the way, I don't have remember.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
They look chrome silver. I got rid of them. She
doesn't even have a rim on her tire.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, that's actually facts. Okay, calling in sick for work,
how do y'all do this? I never have a sick day.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
No, I've never really really had a regular job. I've
never really had a regular job. Yeah, so I've never
had to call in sick.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Okay, Well I can be the relatable one here, Marli man.
I was sick recently, and every time I've ever had
to call in sick, I'm always like, oh my god,
they're going to think I'm lying. They're going to you
feel I feel so charged, and I'm like, I swear,
I'm like, I swear to god.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I googled it. I googled it.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
One month to Live. I googled it, and that's what
it said. I've got water in the brains.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
H two O in the cranium. Yeah that's tough. So wait,
are you saying you'd win gold in that? Telly as well.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
No, I literally am like paranoid, like I will go
and get a doctors certificate when I'm sick for work
because I feel like people won't believe me. Okay, making
art out of my hair. I shed in the shower,
as if you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
That's disgusting. No, Lynn's always pulled. I'll tell you what
she does because like we have to like comb out
our hair. No, this isn't that bad on her end,
but it's I'm just you know me, I'm so like
grossed out by that stuff, even though it's just hair.
I'm grossed out by my own hair when I comb
it out. But she rolls it up into a bowl
and just splats it on the wall.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Tom does that too.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I do that. It's disgusting. I don't know why. It
doesn't make sense why it should be gross. It's literally
just hair, but even my own hair. Guys, I'm like
this with it, like I'm pulling it out of the comb.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Like I always have to flush Tom's down the toilet
because he does this straight down. Okay, next, this is
I feel like something people wouldn't think of, but I
agree with it. Smelling clothes in my dirty washing basket
to see if they are okay to wear again, like
literally putting things in the dirty washing and then being like, oh, actually,

(36:06):
could I get away with that one more time?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I've done that.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Look, yeah, I would like to say I agree with
that piece, but this is what I say, Guys, forward
thinking here before you even throw it in the basket,
smell it prehand or like air it out, then smell
it and then make that decision. Do you know what
I mean? Like, if I think that there's something that
I can wear twice, that's going up on the like
air out section, Okay, chuck it in the laundry section. Guys,

(36:29):
it's now you know what I mean, it's just ingested
with all the other disgusting, mildewey clothes.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Okay, next, Okay, Creating fake scenarios in my.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Head always, I think everyone does that.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I replay conversations and.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm like, Chillie, what didn't me too?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You can't?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Oh wait, one last one, King, that was.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Not one to send me up. You're trying to just
make me angry just ending it on the.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay, yeah, let's actually.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Let's end on that note. Wow. Yeah, thanks thanks for
all those still, thanks for great Thank you guys so
much for listening. Please do check us out on Train
and Wreck the Pod, on Instagram and on TikTok as well,
because we have been posting the whole Olympics experience behind
the scenes as well, so go follow us over there. Guys,
thank you for rolling with us on this journey as well. Yeah.
That's that's it for me. I got nothing else. You

(37:25):
guys got anything else.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I just don't want to park you.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's it, guys. I love you. Is always good.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Have a good day. By Jim Apple Marley General
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