June 10, 2026 • 40 mins
- Buying stuff for life
- Love letters to Princess Diana
- Phone Alone
- How to reinvigorate the spark
- Silent arguments in notes
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
What is your longest standing purchase, as in the thing
that you've had for the longest amount of time. What
is the thing that you are most proud that you bought,
that you still have, that stood the test of time,
that it stood, that it is, that it is still yours?
And most importantly though because I was I was talking
(00:47):
to Joe about this in the song as well, it
can't be I don't think it can be expensive because
if you buy something for life and you spent like
ten to twenty grand on it, it's like, well, yet
probably should have lasted that.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Long, yess, and you expected it to be a lifelong purchase,
or it's sold as a lifelong purchase.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
If you're spending twenty grand on it, you're.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking about the smaller items that you love so much
that you just refuse to part with it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And it's still good. Yeah, like it still does the
thing that you bought it for. So the reason I
put this up is because you know, I love Reddit.
There's a Reddit thread called buy it for Life? Yeah great, right,
And this is my favorite post in Buy It for Life,
he's taken a photo of the five dollar Bunnings camp chair.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Good chair, right, we all know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The one, We've all been to a mate's gatherings like.
They're the ones that are strewn across music festivals when
which no one goes to get them at the end.
Because it was five bucks in the trailer.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So yes, surprisingly practical.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So he's bought the equivalent at like a Walmart. He's
in America. It's ten dollars. It's a ten dollar chair, yeah,
he said, I actually don't understand how they do it. It
was ten dollars last year, ten dollars the year before that.
Full stop. It's a chair, full stop. People spend that
on a drink sometimes. How is it even possible that
(02:08):
drink costs more than a chair? How is it possible
that two bags of Torito's is more expensive than a chair?
How is it possible that a pair of jeans or
some T shirts cost five times more than a chair
that I've had for twenty years? Christ a big Mac
and fries can be more than the chair?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, wow, it is God when you put it like.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That, He said, I bought one of these chairs. Ten
years ago and it is still going. It's obviously not
in the same condition. But I try to implement a
rule which is, quote, is it more expensive than the chair?
And if so, does it provide me more long term
value than the chair?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
God, it's a hard rule to me, because really, what
is out there? Those chairs are unbreakable. Like my dad's
over one hundred kilos, he's never gone through, really camping
chair through and he's done most chairs. And Dad might't
mind me saying that, but like, you know, their boots,
but camping chairs, the ten dollars camping chairs. The amazing
(03:05):
thing about it. It's like the have you seen the
movie Sisterhood of the Traveling Bean.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, okay, some girls out there, the girls know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, So the concept is those pants they fit everyone perfectly.
I think the same of those camping chairs. Yes, every
bum that it receives is perfectly.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And it's a ten dollar chair.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You probably don't have to think long if this is you, guys,
if you've got one, and I'm happy to concede that
this will probably just be middle aged men. Middle aged
men that are calling I've got I've got a pair
of Macpack hiking jocks. Jocks their Marino will Macpac hiking jocks,
Oh taikwal hike a Reno which I bought for twenty
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dollars fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ago, twenty bucks Marino twenty bucks is that on the sale?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Still hiking them?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you only wear one pair of underwear when the.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Track clear the trail with this tend But yes, but
they're still I'm so proud of them. Of course they'll
never be able to throw them out. Yeah, because I've
had them for that long. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, now I didn't make this purchase, but I hope
you'll hear it. This is been This is a product
that's been in my family for three generations. Wow, and
I don't think there's another of its kind that is
as good as this. So my grandfather bought it. I
couldn't se how much you bought it for. My dad
then had it, and I now own it. It's a
perfectly sized backscratcher wooden. It's a wooden backscratcher timber.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You know it's quality.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's the finger, the finger like sharpness.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You've spoken enough about it, all right, let's take your calls,
shall we? Thirteen one six five. I'm starting to realize
why I thought this was a joke topic. It's lost
as soon as soon as you start knowing you love it.
I know you love it, I know you love it.
But I'm just realizing how boring it is going to
talk about the thing that you got to bring it
in so much that no one else cares about it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
To bring it in all right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Thirteen one and six five bore me Australia. What is
your favorite long standing purchase? You're never going to get
a chance to talk about it any other time, apart
to maybe your grandkids, who'll, let's face it, zone out
after ten seconds. Anyway, Right now you get to come
on the radio tell us the favorite thing you've ever bought.
And this could be the best of the worst topic
I've ever done. Thirteen We'll never know, we will never know. Well,
(05:17):
I never know. It's barrel on well not. You probably
should think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How did inflation not hit the camping chair? Of all
of all the products, inflation and inflation didn't hit the
camping chair, there's still the same size, same.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Really good questions. I'd say camping gear in general didn't
get hit by inflation. Or disagree with that, you could
still buy a torch for five dollars. It's a great torch.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Tense went up, mate, I couldn't believe it when I
went tent chopping. Won't name the store, but like tense
tens are expensive, Well, you didn't end.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Up boling one.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It was too expensive, mate.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, because the guy was like, I don't think I
should sell you anything where you're out in the wilderness
by yourself. I don't trust you. It was good advice
because your daughter was running around the camping store with
a knife she found Yeah, hunting knife.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's on them. That's on them, not ma.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Jason. Jason, Yeah, Jason, a chance to gloat. What is
your longest standing purchase?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I set a rollerblades I've bought about thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Outstanding Jason. Okay, Jason. I was a rollerblader for a while.
Then I got a heel injury. I won't go into it,
but I found that the break on the back started
to wear out on mine because I used to sit
on the brakes a fee bit when I was going downhill.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
How are you dealing with that.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
With thirty year olds used to take the brakes off?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, real rollerblader break.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So are you no breaks? You were no breaks, guy, Jason?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No break you just you do the t break, you
do the tea, break your foot along.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I could never do that, Jason. What about the wheels?
What about the wheels? Is there any wear and tear
on the wheels? You're swopping the wheels over every now?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The wheels flip and red? Jason. What's the brand?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Ja?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What's the brand? James? I used to have a set
of rollerblades. What's the brand? Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
No, idea.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I have to have a look of purple and black.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Some iconic rolling brands, because it's just reminded me of
one of my great all time purchases. Actually would rollerblades No.
Eleven years old? Yeah, my mum to the toy shop.
I'm now thirty six, so I've now I realize I've
had it for twenty five years. Found it the other
day because some wanted to throw it out a brain?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yo, yo, No, why you've still got that? It still sleeps,
get lost, if the lights still go on when you're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It rock the baby as well?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, why baby? That'd be worth a bit. That's that's antique.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm not selling it. I'm just saying it's longer standing purchase. Tommy,
George's George, what is it? You don't know? Cool to you?
Put it to you, put a brain to sleep, trust me,
Hey button, push your Tommy, you were talking about your
your your your lunchbox type of wear.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, that's right. I've got a green lunch box from
when I went to primary school.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So that's that's that's still a few people that have.
What's the brand, Tommy, I.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Think it's a smash or a day corpse smash, a
day care.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We all know day cop look't the time the day called.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Day car felt European. It was like, what are European lunch?
But the day corsen you're.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Pulling out this nodding peanut baby.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So Dacre was not Paris end of boxes a name
like Dacre, of course, of what what was what was
the bottom end smash? There's no way the smashes lasting
twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Scoff at his face if he brought out his smash lunchbox.
There's nothing good in there.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Let's got a Carl, Carl. Yeah, you're the king of
the kids. You got a day or you're whipping out
of frush? Yeah, yeah, to the top end Carl on thirteen. Yeah,
good Carl, what is your longest standing purchase? A chance
to gloat?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I have a pair of slippers from Kmart that I
bought over twenty three years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I reckon when I was that brilliant. And the kicking
to this, Carl, as we discussed at the start, is
you now get a chance to tell us how much
those are. You've had them for twenty years.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I think I paid probably ten dollars for them back then.
I can't remember it as a long time ago. They
are magnificent champagne.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's so, what are we doing for upkeep there?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
What do we doing any any any maintain it's required
for the twenty five year old slippers.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
No, they're surprisingly hardy. They've got some random rubber on
the bottom on board and some very synthetic material inside
and they're just indestructible.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
The thing is, I think the thing we came up
purchases is once they get like, if they survived the
initial wear and tear of the first few years, effectively
nuclear holocaust proof.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's so true.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do you know what the plastic proofs itself? If they're
going to deteriorate. It'll happen in the first two years.
Once you get through that, are good. Now you've got
them for life. Yeah, Mandy, a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Chance to gloat about your longest standing purchase.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Hi guys, here you going good?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thanks Manny, I've got now.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
This is not very exciting, but it is a saucepan
or a pot or what if you want to call it.
And I've had it since December nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh wow, what's the brand? Well, that's the brand man.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Look, I think it's a big w brand brand.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Even better. How much did you pay for it? Mandy?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Tw fisty? Oh oh I too. By the way, I've
got a picking pair right. But are you back in
the day, you know? And I used to go disc going, Yes,
we used to. We used to live on those you know,
(10:28):
those chicken two minute magics? Oh yeah, yeah, twenty cents
a pot?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh, you knew you were classy when you were cooking
you two minute noodles in a pot or a pan.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I reckon, that's when you know you're upgrading.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't think Mandy's classy, she's good.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
No, mate, two minute noodles in a pot for me
was like that almost a sudden is like an elaborate
meal microwave, gross pot.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did you eat with me there or not at all?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's just a time thing to be honest. But Mandy,
well done to you.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Can I just say thank you so much, proud of
my pot.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Keep cooking your noodles, manman, that'll be back next next week.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
This is pretty saucy stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So this, I'm going to say flirtatious letter written by
Princess Diana.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Ndlem Win.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
That was, of course the song that was sung at
a funeral by Elton Trump to a British actor. She
wrote this letter to a British actor, Terrence Stamp. Do
you know who Terrence Refam. It's a bit of an
old ref He's in Superman, two Wall Street, Adventures of
Priscilla Wuen of the Desert. Yeah, it's like he's a
pretty well known actor and obviously there was some sort
(11:41):
of relationship going on between.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I know this guy. I do know the guy. Oh,
he's the bad guy in Superman. Everyone's googling him now.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He's a pretty well known actor and it was obviously
peak of his powers back.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
In the nineties.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I'm going say early nineties, late eighties, and that's when
Princess Diana was engaging in a.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Love letter thing with Terrence.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Is it definitely lovely? Well, I think it's pretty scandalous.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think it's flirtatious. So okay, what they've uncovered.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The one letter they've uncovered, which I believe is going
to Waction, so you can buy it if you want.
It was a postcard featuring a bear female breast. Now
I don't believe it was hers, as in I think
it was just a random.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't think anyone's suggesting it was her.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I just wanted to make that very clear. There's just
a random female, says.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Diana wasn't sending her breasts on a postcard to Terrence.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I wanted to make that very clear and then think
anyone thought that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I think it's just good to clear up. And then
the caption was all the breast from London. That was
her gag.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Into the into the booby.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And then she also said there was another card that
she said she just loved sending sexy joke cards to Terrence.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There was another card which featured a couple in bed
with the caption why did God invent sex?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And then you open it up and it said so
that married people do something at least twice a year.
And that was maybe a bit of a stab at Charles,
maybe a little bit controversial.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Maybe maybe I am.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I think it's a very sensitive topic Incess Diana.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Absolutely, But I've nothing wrong with those letters.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I think it's great. I think it shows a fun
side of her. But here's the thing. I think what
she needed in life is someone to go to her house. Yes,
and you've got to arrange this when you're alive, right,
You've got to arrange that if there's a moment that
you are going to die.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
We're all going to die, guys, right, I think we
all need to have them.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Absolutely, I think we all need someone in our life
that we have an arrangement with where we go, Hey
if I die, Yeah, I'm going to need you to
go to my house.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And I need you to burn that thing it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I need you, Oh what a cher?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I need you. I need you to get rid of that.
We all have something in our house that's very private.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
What's yours?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That's very well, it's yours, so mine.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And I'm not having this conversation with you because I
personally don't trust you I think you've turned it into content.
After I died, I need to talk to another friend
and say to them, you need to go to the cellar.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
And you need to.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Get rid of the weird little vigil I have for
myself for all my trophies of when I was.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Like a junior sport.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I've got all my trophies from under tens, under twelves,
and sometimes I just go down there and I sit
there and I look at my trophies and I go,
you did good son.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh wow, And it's weird, and I just think, I.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Just think that needs to go. Yeah, I agree, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing. I've also got there's a full life sized
cardboard cut out of me as a sexy cowboy as well.
That's down there, and I think it needs to go.
If I was to Ducks, I don't want people finding that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You could sell that. I'd sell that in an a
posthumous action.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And this is why you're not the friend.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm going to clear it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
This is why you're not the friend. Thirteen one oh
six y five is our number.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So text for two nine thirteen one six five.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I just want to offer that service to anyone listening
right now. You can remain anonymous if this is particularly
private or embarrassing, but I want you and I will
to offer a service right now where we could be
the ones to go to your house if you die.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We'll get rid of that thing for you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh wow, maybe if.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
You're up for it, or if you just want to
call us and let us know what's the thing in
your house that you need someone to get rid of
if you are to die, Yes, I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Would we also accept calls from people who who've had
to go in there and get the thing for someone.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That'd be amazing, That.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Would be cool.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I think that'd probably be a more interesting call. Actually,
if you've actually gone to you at someone's house, it'd.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Be like, hey, I need you to go. And I'm
pretty sure we had a I'm pretty sure we had
a call once about a guy than had to go
and clear out from under his grandma's bed. Pretty sure
we had that phone.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Before this happens.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Of course, I don't want to people to know what's
under there in her instance. Ah yeah, at I can't
even say it. I can't. Yeah, there's a lot going on, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Right, okay, thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
What's the thing in your house that you need someone
to come and get rid of if you were to die?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Or have you actually done it for someone? Have you
gone to a house of a friend or someone who's died,
and what do you have to clear out? I revealed
that I've got a vigil to myself before my childhood trophies.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's that's on you.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
That's a shame. That's it's a shame that you're not
going to be vulnerable. And tell me what's on your computer?
Is it on the hard drip?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You can text us for two nine deflect?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What's on the hard drip?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Let's go to the anonymous caller who's caught anonymous number one?
What would you like? What would you like destroyed from
your house? If you passed away?
Speaker 7 (16:57):
My diary?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh? Interested, I've got some diaries.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh, you've got some days?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
And so, Anonymous, is the concern that maybe you've written
about people in your life and maybe not written very
favorable things about them.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Well, I've got a pretty juicy secret in there that
I don't want to Can you people finding out anonymous?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Anonymous? Can you give us just a little bit of
that story. Obviously you won't be identified here at all.
What's what's the story?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
So me and my friend having like best friends for
so long, like basically our whole life, and she found
a boyfriend a couple of years ago and I had
the biggest crush on him, and we actually hooked up
one night and they're still together ju.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And so how long have they been going out for?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
It was a couple of years ago they started dating,
so probably like four years now.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
And you just hooked up once? Yeah, and have you
have you have you discussed it with him since?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Like have you done? Little secret squirrels? You've never talked
about it?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah, we like decided to never speak about it again.
And she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
When you say hooked up? Are we talking like the
horizontal tango?
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, holy duly so sorry, but they were they were
mate's boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, so they were dating. They were officially dating when you.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
How how did it transpire?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Where were you?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
We were out? Like like I was at a pub
and he just happened to be there after work and
then yeah, I had a couple of drinks and then from.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
There, who did you go back to his place? Did
he go back to you, like, it doesn't just he
came to my face, so you invited him back?
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Is this wayne on you? Anonymous? Like is it?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Why is he still very close to you with this
friend who goes out with this guy?
Speaker 8 (19:04):
We're not as close anymore, but it's.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Definitely just.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
I told her that I liked him first.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh okay, well, just because she's in the wrong, I
agree to flip it, Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
But you had DIBs, and you you've exacted those dips.
You went all the way through. My God, that's why
all right found the phone Anonymous, because there's a lot
more questions there, and that's just journaled. She's written that
down somewhere.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Here's anonymous call number.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
My voice got like a lot deeper and more interested
all of a sudden. It's scandal, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Feels that way.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's got to anonymous too. Here Anonymous to your your
late brother. So your brother's no longer with us? Anonymous too.
And you think he could have used this service of
someone clearing something out of his house.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Anonymous too.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
No, he didn't want he didn't clean it out. He
got us to clean it.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Out, okay? And what what was it?
Speaker 8 (20:07):
His story?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
And she didn't want his wife or family for our family,
the rest of us to find out that he had
a child.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Have you have you since? Have you since met this child?
Anonymous two?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
The child's come forward. I haven't met him. I de've
left notes at my mum and dad's place to get
in contact with them. And my mum had no idea
when she passed away that she had a good another grandson.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh my god? Why was the child such a secret?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Anonymous too, because he was overseas and was having a
fling and found out when he got back and said
she said she wasn't going to have the child, but
she ended up having it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh wow. He was ashamed or she was ashamed.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I don't know. I don't know. The child had little
disabilities but nothing major, right, so yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Wowow what a shock. Oh god, I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Expecting something in there, but nothing.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Nothing like that. Yeah my god? Wow, wow, we did
so diaries. Thanks for the call, mate. I hope the
kids all right, that's yeah, right, not knowing.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, let's go to Anonymous three. Now, I mean truth, almighty,
these have been.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Wild you expect this, uh, might.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I never expect anything. I just ride by the seat
of my pants. Let's go to Anonymous three.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Been good.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
These have been unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Anonymous three better calls than our show normally expects.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
We're on fire, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think that's because the EP Joe's off the phones
todaymind could be anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Let's stop reaching on ourselves and go to the first
Anonymous three.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Hello Anonymous three.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
So you currently have a role to destroy something for
a friend if they die.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yes, I'm the destroyer. And it is a secret box
of sex toy.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
It doesn't sound like much except for.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
They're not one she uses on a husband or uses
with a husband.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Who does she use them with?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Well, I can't say that.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
I'm sworn to secrecy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
But sorry, she's got a box of box of toys
that she uses with someone else.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Mm yep, welcome mo.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
How did convince us you're in the car with somebody else.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Along? We decide is someone actually there or are you
just putting on a voice.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We've got Abby here? Hi, Abby, Hi? Who are you
in the car with? Abby?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
I'm in the car with my friend Lily on the
way to soccer training.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Your friend Millie. Okay, can I hear from Millie? Please?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (23:16):
I'm Millie?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Are you? Are you so friend? Not sisters, Milly?
Speaker 9 (23:23):
No, we're friends and we're in the same sock team.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, what position do you play, Milly?
Speaker 9 (23:30):
I'm playing left full pack, full back and Abby plays goalkeeper.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
You're American, Millie. A bit of an accent there.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Yeah, I'm from Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I feel like that accent really grew. Where's the conversation
went on? Can I hear from your friend Abby again?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Please?
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
When did when did Millie move from the States.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
She came over in I think it was when she
was in New two?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You too? You too? Radio? And how old are you? Abby?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I am almost fourteen.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
I'm fourteen on Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
So who's driving the car?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
My dad?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
But he doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It doesn't count yet. That doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
We don't want to talk to dead h All right,
let's see it from Let's let's see from American Millie again,
just one more time, please, Hi?
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Will and Woody?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Hi, So, so why did you move to Australia? Milli?
Speaker 9 (24:29):
I wanted to have a better education because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, what's what's one thing about the Australian culture that's
really thrown you.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
MILLI, I just love how people love their nature and
kangaroo kangaroo. We don't really like that in America.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But yeah, was not quite right. We'll buy America where
you want to be America. I think I think that's
the accidents come undone.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I think I think.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I think Abby is obviously a very talented young act
I think she's done a very good job.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I think we were picking wholesal in. The American accent
slowly came in a delay.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, with the American action, she's starting to sound more
like a Texan. I do think.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I think Abby's in the car just with her dad
and they're just having a little bit of fun together.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
But it is just the two of Abby. We think
you're aligned in the car with your dad.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
I'm not as both here.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Actually, are you actually American?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Millie?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
No? Are you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well played?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Girls? Wow? Well, besides, guys, I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Give them the tickets, give him the tickets. Give them something.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, guys, what tickets you got? Double pass? Go to
see Disclosure Day of the movie in Cinema's Thursday this Thursday.
So just tomorrow, so double pass. So you guys can
go together, Abby and Millie given that you are in
fl real well, do great work, guys, Well a line, dad,
you can have a can you hear at Stubby hold
the mate that's from the boys?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Awesome?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Gracie Abrams has spoken about the one pitfall of dating
Paul Mescal. There can't be many.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
He's good.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Well, Joe, you're you're We've got producer Joe and you
at the moment, you're a ready watching normal people twenty
years too late, which you're loving.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Well yeah, only yeah, I've only just heard about it
and I just finished it last night.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Nice. He's very datable, Paul Mescal.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
He's gorgeous, gorgeous thing going on, Yeah, yeah, very well,
let us.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Great accent, he's bock cho after two minutes in the microwave.
Poor meal, you're jealous.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Some happiness, gorgeous, great accent, great hair, beautiful, good god,
it seems attainable.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's his great secret, maintaining his gettableness.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So I actually didn't know that Gracey Abrams, queen of
the Neper Babies, actually dated him.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Neither for a while.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I think her father might have set it up on
the date. Paul Actually, who knows jj Abrams one of
the great producers. She's got a brand new album, apparently,
Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You're loving it.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well, I haven't actually heard it yet, but I know
junior producer Analys is loving it is Italy July seventeen.
Can't what's it called? My daddy made this new album.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's called Daughter from how.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh There You Goes. So she's leaning in, she's leaning
into it. Good from her.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I respect that leaning because.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
She she she really is nothing without him. No, I'm
having this? Was it this mite?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
She shouldn't writ that I've got to bang up that's
I love this, So.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I shouldn't write that.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
She's on the guitar, guitar, that's like, she sounds incredible.
Give her a break, will give her a break.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'm not into her anyway. So she has said, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Wait for it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You might like you might like her at the moment,
But she has said the one problem about dating Paul
Mescal was that she just felt so secure and stable,
too happy, too happy, too happy, too too stable. She
wants a bit too good, a bit too strong.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
She wants to feel like.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Going too strong took out her internal anxiety and stifled
her creativity because it was just too good.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
So, oh, that'sot the Adele thing.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Adele talks about the fact that she can't really write
music when she's in a heavy relationship.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So she's just she's just using that. She's just going
into that.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's a good year. Yeah. Her dad was mates with
Adele and then he was like, Adele's got this great
line about anyway, I'm gonna put that down. Stop it will,
stop it will you're sounding me, you're sounding me like
sounding we love her, we love her, she's great now
she is hell.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That can't can't create that when she's dating Paul. Isn't
the emotion I felt it, you held.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It, you touched it, Eus, That's what she says. Mat
So what I want to know, which I think it
would be a fun little bit for us to do
because you felt it, you held it it, you touch it.
What I want to know on thirteen one o six
five is how do you get a bit of the
sizzle back in your How do you reinvigorate the spark
(29:24):
once you get to really stable on thirteen one and
six five, Because Woods teachers will as I know, you're
envious of that spark because I know, I know that
you and Mim have done the role playing thing on
on a couple of dates to try and reinvigorate the spark. Yes,
talk us through who you played and how that went.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So it's I don't want to make it seem like
this is like a weekly occurrence for us.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Nothing good, safe space, but so.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So it's it's not necessarily like there's not one character
that comes to mind, but there'll be a number of
characters that come to mind. So generally speaking, one of
us is playing ourselves, which is arguably a harder role
to play. We're just playing an elevated version of ourselves.
And then and there will be one of us will
then play maybe a missus. Missus doing a home visit,
so go outside, knock on the door, and then I
(30:20):
just organize a massus. Sorry, the normal guy's not here.
I'm Trevor Or.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You know whatever.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
And then and then mime's all a bit like, oh,
nice to meet you, and like come in, like where
do you want to set up?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
And it's it's like, I know we're laughing at me.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I know we're not laughing.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
It is a lot of judges right now.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think it's really exciting. I think it's wonderful. Really,
I think it sounds great.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
We're just talking about the fact that we're going to
do a little staycation in Melbourne, and I'm currently trying
to figure out who I'm going to be playing.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Great, what do you run around? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I'm thinking spy.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh man, can we But I'll never admit that, can we? Please?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I'll never admit that. Do you No, we're not filming that.
But it's not content, mate, it's not content.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Everything's coming in these days. No, No, that's a wonderful
way to reinvigorate this part.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's exciting.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I love it. I think what's true. But you've been
with someone for a very, very long time, you've got
to find ways to keep it interesting, make it cool,
do something that's different that's actually going to make you
excited about seeing each other again, Because you know, at
the end of the day, when you've got your knee
deep in dishes and washing and you crack a door
and your kids both waking you up, it's really hard
(31:24):
to try and find something that like brings you back
with like fire towards each other. And let's face it.
Most people get into their thirties and forties and like,
I would love to feel like that again. Yeah, I
would love to feel like that again. Yeah. So thirteen
one and six five. We're not own the phone lines
right now, you can text us oh four two nine,
thirteen one and six five? How have you? How do
you reinvigorate the spark in your very stable relationship?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Drop the towel every now and then?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Sorry, this is just another one, just you know, like
walk walk through the bedroom and go whoops Jayson Greg
Greg Gray Abrams.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Ah Ah, she should call herself that. That would make
sense because she's just a NEPO baby Gray Abrams just
doing the song. You're going to get off her back.
I'm sorry, I'm come on. She's saying that she lost
her creative flair because she's too stable with Paul mescal
and and and put out your you put your dad's
(32:22):
out for Gracie because she's struggling. But what I want
to know in thirty one six serious question though or
just interesting question? I think this is really interesting because
I think it's a really hard thing to do. Sem
and I went through this after we had our second
kid as well. Around Sorry, after we had Max, after
we had our first kid, around how do we get
this spark, how do we get this thing going on?
And because one of the big things after you have
(32:42):
a kid is I think a big part of the
big part of our relationship which was spark related was sex,
Like that was a big part of it. And it's
really hard to.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Get back after you have a baby is because you.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Know she's not feeling all that confident in her body.
It's been something you you know, haven't done for a
long time, and it can be really intense.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It is tired as well.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You're so tired, but you know that it's really important
for you to stay in touch. And one of the
really cool things that we kind of found out through
couple therapy and a few other places was that sex
shouldn't be just the physical act of doing that. Sex
is all the things that come before that and around that,
so kissing, like slapping each other on the bum or
like winking at each other, just like all these moments
(33:22):
of play, like play is sex and sex and that
should be frequent and insignificant as opposed to infrequent and momentous,
so that I love thee when it's infrequent and momentous.
It's like it's this big build up and then it's
awkward and and you're both trying to make it magical,
and then it does never actually fulfills the expectations. Whereas
if it's everything that involves sex, if it's winking and
(33:43):
kissing and like as I said, bum tapping, all that
sort of stuff, it's just fun beforehand, then you can
have that play without necessarily needing to do the thing.
And that brought back so much spark instantly, so that
when you actually did get to go and doing the
actual thing was way it was way better.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Saying that I love I love witnessing this and someone
you don't realize that I even see this sometimes, but sometimes.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Like just.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Through your long lens, Walt, now it's out work. Sometimes
I just walk past. And he did have a little
phone calls with Sam, what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
And I just love that that you do that during
the day. You know, sometimes just.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Before were about to start the show, what are you wearing,
Let's go to Sally. I thought that was going to
be a confident, So it's so confident. Sally, how do
you how do you reinvigorate this park in the stay.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
With relationships.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Well today very fitting. Actually, I just got back home
from filming some like a really nice shoot for my
partner and I'm making him a Playboy, like a personalized magazine.
So I'm going to get it printed and just like
Adobe edited and make him a little magazine.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
That's so awesome, Sally, What a great idea. Can I
ask you, Sally, if you're making it like the Playboy magazine,
like what's the headline about?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Like, you know your questions.
Speaker 12 (35:02):
Hedline Playboy in block letters in pluro, but they're obviously
if something sexy on the side, and just make it
like unique you know, me and him, and just put
something sexy. Yeah, and obviously it's a very sexy jo.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's awesome way to think outside the box.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
That is.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
That's a really great idea. Saying that I remember about
Playboys is going back a long time.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
There's other people that have called I think.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I'm just saying that in the middle you had the
fold out bit and there was the huge picture in
the middle.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Have you thought about doing that, Sally?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I don't think we need to ask any more questions.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
That's a good one to ask you always look forward
to that middle BI had fully folded out.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Into it, don't Sally great? I don't know why we
haven't with Sally back on hold? What are you asking her?
A lot of questions? And we had another call there?
Where have they gone? Give them back to me?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I've got now?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I can ask Sali more question.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
No, I know you can. I think I know what
you're doing there. You're doing that beautiful thing where you've
had with her, But given the subject matter, I don't
think you can ask you.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I'm not paying it. I was genuinely curious. I just
want to double down again. That is such a great idea.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's a bloody awesome idea.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I don't know if Sally's got key there anything, but
it might be a little bit dangerous having that around
the house. Like I mean, so I found my dad's playboys. Now,
I'm just saying, there's a world where Sally was my mom.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Right now, Woods producer Joe's coming here. She said, boys,
I've got the best break of it all year. I
must here, must hear now before the show finishes, yours.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm annoid.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
I've only got one spot really see. He goes hook
over the song if you need to.
Speaker 11 (36:45):
So I was on my flight this morning, because we're
doing our show from the lovely Sydney studios or where everywhere.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
When we go around the country at all times, having
to get to perthac sometimes omni present we're in your city.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
I was catching a flight this morning, had the window seat.
There was a couple next to me. Both had their
headphones in and they were making like quite extreme arm gestures.
But I thought maybe they were just having a conversation.
And then I look over and the guy is like
writing like furiously on his notes app on his phone.
So I peek over and I'm like, what's going on here?
(37:19):
And then he passes the phone back to her. She
writes something. He snatches the phone back and I look
over and the first thing I read is I'm doing
my best not to put you down, because I know
sometimes I can, but you're so unorganized.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh whoa, yeah, great traveling tests everyone.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I reckon, why are they? Why are they having that over.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The phone fully blown argument so people.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Can't overhear them.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
They're obviously embarrassed about having a public fight, because I
don't want people.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Well, I didn't think that the person next to it,
looking at their phone.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Pretending pretending to text all all the will and Woody
produces but really like snooping and then sending live updates
to the team as it was going on.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
So he's got, I'm trying not to put you down.
You were just so disorganized, and then what was her defense?
Speaker 11 (38:06):
So she's saying this to him, yeah, OK, and then
he so that's what she said to him, and then
he goes, you have to realize that saying I'm always
disorganized is going to make me more disorganized, and then
she snatches the phone back well like as in.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Down yea, sounding like a disorganized person.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I can be down in this area. You flattened me.
I'm not even going to try now because you've flattened me.
Arms up.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
And then the last thing I could get was and
this is from him to her. And on top of that,
you project your fears onto me.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
And you know when you go on your notes up
and like the first when you first start typing, it's
all it's like that bowl read everything, and so I'm like,
I'm trying to pick up on more, but I can't
really see. And he's kind of like getting like catching
on to me at this point, so he's like turning
to me seeing if I'm looking, and I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Like scratching behind my ear, like not looking.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
And then as the flight lands, we get up, we
go to walk off, and he can't find his airpots.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Out.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
She looks down and she just she just hands out
like one of the biggest looks I've ever seen, the
hands across the chest and just gives him a look.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And then he just walks off.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And you tempted to say something, we all know you disorganized.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
One of my favorite people in the world is Esther Perell.
And I thought about being like, hey, guys, we can
talk about this the airport and let's get vocal with it.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Guys, if it's you, I regon if they're listening right now,
come on.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
The show Live Couple's Counseling.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Do you find like, I don't know if I could
do an argument over the like over the text over
the phone, I don't think I'd just go, let's just
park it and we'll talk about it later then sharing
it notes.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
At I mean, like not even not even texting. We
hadn't taken off yet, so they could just text each other.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
But they're just think like, why couldn't that wait?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
I've got in some pretty I've gotten some arguments over text,
but not why.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
But not next to the yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
But I just would have been like, if it's that,
if it's that intense, I would have been like, I
don't care about the person next year exactly, who cares?
Let's just go for it. Let's at least say what
we need to say.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Just say it.
Speaker 11 (40:15):
That's really strange, and imagine like giving you sure that
they weren't like mutual death or something?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Did you hear them?
Speaker 13 (40:23):
Did you ever hear them talk? When the who can't
actually speak?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
This show? That's right off disability shaming.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
There you go, you're talking shows what was done with?
She's done, she's had enough.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
She is not a representation of Will wood that is
to be on this show.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Big shout out to all our friends out there. It's
Will Woody
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
What is your longest standing purchase, as in the thing
that you've had for the longest amount of time. What
is the thing that you are most proud that you bought,
that you still have, that stood the test of time,
that it stood, that it is, that it is still yours?
And most importantly though because I was I was talking
(00:47):
to Joe about this in the song as well, it
can't be I don't think it can be expensive because
if you buy something for life and you spent like
ten to twenty grand on it, it's like, well, yet
probably should have lasted that.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Long, yess, and you expected it to be a lifelong purchase,
or it's sold as a lifelong purchase.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
If you're spending twenty grand on it, you're.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking about the smaller items that you love so much
that you just refuse to part with it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And it's still good. Yeah, like it still does the
thing that you bought it for. So the reason I
put this up is because you know, I love Reddit.
There's a Reddit thread called buy it for Life? Yeah great, right,
And this is my favorite post in Buy It for Life,
he's taken a photo of the five dollar Bunnings camp chair.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Good chair, right, we all know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The one, We've all been to a mate's gatherings like.
They're the ones that are strewn across music festivals when
which no one goes to get them at the end.
Because it was five bucks in the trailer.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So yes, surprisingly practical.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So he's bought the equivalent at like a Walmart. He's
in America. It's ten dollars. It's a ten dollar chair, yeah,
he said, I actually don't understand how they do it. It
was ten dollars last year, ten dollars the year before that.
Full stop. It's a chair, full stop. People spend that
on a drink sometimes. How is it even possible that
(02:08):
drink costs more than a chair? How is it possible
that two bags of Torito's is more expensive than a chair?
How is it possible that a pair of jeans or
some T shirts cost five times more than a chair
that I've had for twenty years? Christ a big Mac
and fries can be more than the chair?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, wow, it is God when you put it like.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That, He said, I bought one of these chairs. Ten
years ago and it is still going. It's obviously not
in the same condition. But I try to implement a
rule which is, quote, is it more expensive than the chair?
And if so, does it provide me more long term
value than the chair?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
God, it's a hard rule to me, because really, what
is out there? Those chairs are unbreakable. Like my dad's
over one hundred kilos, he's never gone through, really camping
chair through and he's done most chairs. And Dad might't
mind me saying that, but like, you know, their boots,
but camping chairs, the ten dollars camping chairs. The amazing
(03:05):
thing about it. It's like the have you seen the
movie Sisterhood of the Traveling Bean.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, okay, some girls out there, the girls know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, So the concept is those pants they fit everyone perfectly.
I think the same of those camping chairs. Yes, every
bum that it receives is perfectly.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And it's a ten dollar chair.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You probably don't have to think long if this is you, guys,
if you've got one, and I'm happy to concede that
this will probably just be middle aged men. Middle aged
men that are calling I've got I've got a pair
of Macpack hiking jocks. Jocks their Marino will Macpac hiking jocks,
Oh taikwal hike a Reno which I bought for twenty
(03:47):
dollars fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ago, twenty bucks Marino twenty bucks is that on the sale?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Still hiking them?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you only wear one pair of underwear when the.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Track clear the trail with this tend But yes, but
they're still I'm so proud of them. Of course they'll
never be able to throw them out. Yeah, because I've
had them for that long. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, now I didn't make this purchase, but I hope
you'll hear it. This is been This is a product
that's been in my family for three generations. Wow, and
I don't think there's another of its kind that is
as good as this. So my grandfather bought it. I
couldn't se how much you bought it for. My dad
then had it, and I now own it. It's a
perfectly sized backscratcher wooden. It's a wooden backscratcher timber.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You know it's quality.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's the finger, the finger like sharpness.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You've spoken enough about it, all right, let's take your calls,
shall we? Thirteen one six five. I'm starting to realize
why I thought this was a joke topic. It's lost
as soon as soon as you start knowing you love it.
I know you love it, I know you love it.
But I'm just realizing how boring it is going to
talk about the thing that you got to bring it
in so much that no one else cares about it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
To bring it in all right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Thirteen one and six five bore me Australia. What is
your favorite long standing purchase? You're never going to get
a chance to talk about it any other time, apart
to maybe your grandkids, who'll, let's face it, zone out
after ten seconds. Anyway, Right now you get to come
on the radio tell us the favorite thing you've ever bought.
And this could be the best of the worst topic
I've ever done. Thirteen We'll never know, we will never know. Well,
(05:17):
I never know. It's barrel on well not. You probably
should think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How did inflation not hit the camping chair? Of all
of all the products, inflation and inflation didn't hit the
camping chair, there's still the same size, same.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Really good questions. I'd say camping gear in general didn't
get hit by inflation. Or disagree with that, you could
still buy a torch for five dollars. It's a great torch.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Tense went up, mate, I couldn't believe it when I
went tent chopping. Won't name the store, but like tense
tens are expensive, Well, you didn't end.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Up boling one.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It was too expensive, mate.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, because the guy was like, I don't think I
should sell you anything where you're out in the wilderness
by yourself. I don't trust you. It was good advice
because your daughter was running around the camping store with
a knife she found Yeah, hunting knife.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's on them. That's on them, not ma.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Jason. Jason, Yeah, Jason, a chance to gloat. What is
your longest standing purchase?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I set a rollerblades I've bought about thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Outstanding Jason. Okay, Jason. I was a rollerblader for a while.
Then I got a heel injury. I won't go into it,
but I found that the break on the back started
to wear out on mine because I used to sit
on the brakes a fee bit when I was going downhill.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
How are you dealing with that.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
With thirty year olds used to take the brakes off?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, real rollerblader break.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So are you no breaks? You were no breaks, guy, Jason?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No break you just you do the t break, you
do the tea, break your foot along.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I could never do that, Jason. What about the wheels?
What about the wheels? Is there any wear and tear
on the wheels? You're swopping the wheels over every now?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The wheels flip and red? Jason. What's the brand?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Ja?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What's the brand? James? I used to have a set
of rollerblades. What's the brand? Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
No, idea.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I have to have a look of purple and black.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Some iconic rolling brands, because it's just reminded me of
one of my great all time purchases. Actually would rollerblades No.
Eleven years old? Yeah, my mum to the toy shop.
I'm now thirty six, so I've now I realize I've
had it for twenty five years. Found it the other
day because some wanted to throw it out a brain?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yo, yo, No, why you've still got that? It still sleeps,
get lost, if the lights still go on when you're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It rock the baby as well?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, why baby? That'd be worth a bit. That's that's antique.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm not selling it. I'm just saying it's longer standing purchase. Tommy,
George's George, what is it? You don't know? Cool to you?
Put it to you, put a brain to sleep, trust me,
Hey button, push your Tommy, you were talking about your
your your your lunchbox type of wear.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, that's right. I've got a green lunch box from
when I went to primary school.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So that's that's that's still a few people that have.
What's the brand, Tommy, I.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Think it's a smash or a day corpse smash, a
day care.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We all know day cop look't the time the day called.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Day car felt European. It was like, what are European lunch?
But the day corsen you're.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Pulling out this nodding peanut baby.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So Dacre was not Paris end of boxes a name
like Dacre, of course, of what what was what was
the bottom end smash? There's no way the smashes lasting
twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Scoff at his face if he brought out his smash lunchbox.
There's nothing good in there.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Let's got a Carl, Carl. Yeah, you're the king of
the kids. You got a day or you're whipping out
of frush? Yeah, yeah, to the top end Carl on thirteen. Yeah,
good Carl, what is your longest standing purchase? A chance
to gloat?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I have a pair of slippers from Kmart that I
bought over twenty three years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I reckon when I was that brilliant. And the kicking
to this, Carl, as we discussed at the start, is
you now get a chance to tell us how much
those are. You've had them for twenty years.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I think I paid probably ten dollars for them back then.
I can't remember it as a long time ago. They
are magnificent champagne.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's so, what are we doing for upkeep there?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
What do we doing any any any maintain it's required
for the twenty five year old slippers.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
No, they're surprisingly hardy. They've got some random rubber on
the bottom on board and some very synthetic material inside
and they're just indestructible.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
The thing is, I think the thing we came up
purchases is once they get like, if they survived the
initial wear and tear of the first few years, effectively
nuclear holocaust proof.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's so true.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do you know what the plastic proofs itself? If they're
going to deteriorate. It'll happen in the first two years.
Once you get through that, are good. Now you've got
them for life. Yeah, Mandy, a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Chance to gloat about your longest standing purchase.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Hi guys, here you going good?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thanks Manny, I've got now.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
This is not very exciting, but it is a saucepan
or a pot or what if you want to call it.
And I've had it since December nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh wow, what's the brand? Well, that's the brand man.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Look, I think it's a big w brand brand.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Even better. How much did you pay for it? Mandy?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Tw fisty? Oh oh I too. By the way, I've
got a picking pair right. But are you back in
the day, you know? And I used to go disc going, Yes,
we used to. We used to live on those you know,
(10:28):
those chicken two minute magics? Oh yeah, yeah, twenty cents
a pot?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh, you knew you were classy when you were cooking
you two minute noodles in a pot or a pan.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I reckon, that's when you know you're upgrading.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't think Mandy's classy, she's good.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
No, mate, two minute noodles in a pot for me
was like that almost a sudden is like an elaborate
meal microwave, gross pot.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did you eat with me there or not at all?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's just a time thing to be honest. But Mandy,
well done to you.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Can I just say thank you so much, proud of
my pot.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Keep cooking your noodles, manman, that'll be back next next week.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
This is pretty saucy stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So this, I'm going to say flirtatious letter written by
Princess Diana.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Ndlem Win.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
That was, of course the song that was sung at
a funeral by Elton Trump to a British actor. She
wrote this letter to a British actor, Terrence Stamp. Do
you know who Terrence Refam. It's a bit of an
old ref He's in Superman, two Wall Street, Adventures of
Priscilla Wuen of the Desert. Yeah, it's like he's a
pretty well known actor and obviously there was some sort
(11:41):
of relationship going on between.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I know this guy. I do know the guy. Oh,
he's the bad guy in Superman. Everyone's googling him now.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He's a pretty well known actor and it was obviously
peak of his powers back.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
In the nineties.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I'm going say early nineties, late eighties, and that's when
Princess Diana was engaging in a.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Love letter thing with Terrence.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Is it definitely lovely? Well, I think it's pretty scandalous.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think it's flirtatious. So okay, what they've uncovered.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The one letter they've uncovered, which I believe is going
to Waction, so you can buy it if you want.
It was a postcard featuring a bear female breast. Now
I don't believe it was hers, as in I think
it was just a random.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't think anyone's suggesting it was her.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I just wanted to make that very clear. There's just
a random female, says.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Diana wasn't sending her breasts on a postcard to Terrence.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I wanted to make that very clear and then think
anyone thought that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I think it's just good to clear up. And then
the caption was all the breast from London. That was
her gag.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Into the into the booby.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And then she also said there was another card that
she said she just loved sending sexy joke cards to Terrence.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There was another card which featured a couple in bed
with the caption why did God invent sex?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
And then you open it up and it said so
that married people do something at least twice a year.
And that was maybe a bit of a stab at Charles,
maybe a little bit controversial.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Maybe maybe I am.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I think it's a very sensitive topic Incess Diana.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Absolutely, But I've nothing wrong with those letters.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I think it's great. I think it shows a fun
side of her. But here's the thing. I think what
she needed in life is someone to go to her house. Yes,
and you've got to arrange this when you're alive, right,
You've got to arrange that if there's a moment that
you are going to die.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
We're all going to die, guys, right, I think we
all need to have them.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Absolutely, I think we all need someone in our life
that we have an arrangement with where we go, Hey
if I die, Yeah, I'm going to need you to
go to my house.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And I need you to burn that thing it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I need you, Oh what a cher?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I need you. I need you to get rid of that.
We all have something in our house that's very private.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
What's yours?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That's very well, it's yours, so mine.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And I'm not having this conversation with you because I
personally don't trust you I think you've turned it into content.
After I died, I need to talk to another friend
and say to them, you need to go to the cellar.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
And you need to.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Get rid of the weird little vigil I have for
myself for all my trophies of when I was.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Like a junior sport.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I've got all my trophies from under tens, under twelves,
and sometimes I just go down there and I sit
there and I look at my trophies and I go,
you did good son.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh wow, And it's weird, and I just think, I.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Just think that needs to go. Yeah, I agree, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing. I've also got there's a full life sized
cardboard cut out of me as a sexy cowboy as well.
That's down there, and I think it needs to go.
If I was to Ducks, I don't want people finding that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You could sell that. I'd sell that in an a
posthumous action.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And this is why you're not the friend.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm going to clear it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
This is why you're not the friend. Thirteen one oh
six y five is our number.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So text for two nine thirteen one six five.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I just want to offer that service to anyone listening
right now. You can remain anonymous if this is particularly
private or embarrassing, but I want you and I will
to offer a service right now where we could be
the ones to go to your house if you die.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We'll get rid of that thing for you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh wow, maybe if.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
You're up for it, or if you just want to
call us and let us know what's the thing in
your house that you need someone to get rid of
if you are to die, Yes, I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Would we also accept calls from people who who've had
to go in there and get the thing for someone.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That'd be amazing, That.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Would be cool.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I think that'd probably be a more interesting call. Actually,
if you've actually gone to you at someone's house, it'd.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Be like, hey, I need you to go. And I'm
pretty sure we had a I'm pretty sure we had
a call once about a guy than had to go
and clear out from under his grandma's bed. Pretty sure
we had that phone.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Before this happens.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Of course, I don't want to people to know what's
under there in her instance. Ah yeah, at I can't
even say it. I can't. Yeah, there's a lot going on, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Right, okay, thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
What's the thing in your house that you need someone
to come and get rid of if you were to die?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Or have you actually done it for someone? Have you
gone to a house of a friend or someone who's died,
and what do you have to clear out? I revealed
that I've got a vigil to myself before my childhood trophies.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's that's on you.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
That's a shame. That's it's a shame that you're not
going to be vulnerable. And tell me what's on your computer?
Is it on the hard drip?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You can text us for two nine deflect?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What's on the hard drip?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Let's go to the anonymous caller who's caught anonymous number one?
What would you like? What would you like destroyed from
your house? If you passed away?
Speaker 7 (16:57):
My diary?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh? Interested, I've got some diaries.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh, you've got some days?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
And so, Anonymous, is the concern that maybe you've written
about people in your life and maybe not written very
favorable things about them.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Well, I've got a pretty juicy secret in there that
I don't want to Can you people finding out anonymous?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Anonymous? Can you give us just a little bit of
that story. Obviously you won't be identified here at all.
What's what's the story?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
So me and my friend having like best friends for
so long, like basically our whole life, and she found
a boyfriend a couple of years ago and I had
the biggest crush on him, and we actually hooked up
one night and they're still together ju.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And so how long have they been going out for?
Speaker 8 (17:54):
It was a couple of years ago they started dating,
so probably like four years now.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
And you just hooked up once? Yeah, and have you
have you have you discussed it with him since?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Like have you done? Little secret squirrels? You've never talked
about it?
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah, we like decided to never speak about it again.
And she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
When you say hooked up? Are we talking like the
horizontal tango?
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, holy duly so sorry, but they were they were
mate's boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, so they were dating. They were officially dating when you.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
How how did it transpire?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Where were you?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
We were out? Like like I was at a pub
and he just happened to be there after work and
then yeah, I had a couple of drinks and then from.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
There, who did you go back to his place? Did
he go back to you, like, it doesn't just he
came to my face, so you invited him back?
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Is this wayne on you? Anonymous? Like is it?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Why is he still very close to you with this
friend who goes out with this guy?
Speaker 8 (19:04):
We're not as close anymore, but it's.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Definitely just.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
I told her that I liked him first.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh okay, well, just because she's in the wrong, I
agree to flip it, Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
But you had DIBs, and you you've exacted those dips.
You went all the way through. My God, that's why
all right found the phone Anonymous, because there's a lot
more questions there, and that's just journaled. She's written that
down somewhere.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Here's anonymous call number.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
My voice got like a lot deeper and more interested
all of a sudden. It's scandal, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Feels that way.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's got to anonymous too. Here Anonymous to your your
late brother. So your brother's no longer with us? Anonymous too.
And you think he could have used this service of
someone clearing something out of his house.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Anonymous too.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
No, he didn't want he didn't clean it out. He
got us to clean it.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Out, okay? And what what was it?
Speaker 8 (20:07):
His story?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
And she didn't want his wife or family for our family,
the rest of us to find out that he had
a child.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Have you have you since? Have you since met this child?
Anonymous two?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
The child's come forward. I haven't met him. I de've
left notes at my mum and dad's place to get
in contact with them. And my mum had no idea
when she passed away that she had a good another grandson.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh my god? Why was the child such a secret?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Anonymous too, because he was overseas and was having a
fling and found out when he got back and said
she said she wasn't going to have the child, but
she ended up having it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh wow. He was ashamed or she was ashamed.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I don't know. I don't know. The child had little
disabilities but nothing major, right, so yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Wowow what a shock. Oh god, I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Expecting something in there, but nothing.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Nothing like that. Yeah my god? Wow, wow, we did
so diaries. Thanks for the call, mate. I hope the
kids all right, that's yeah, right, not knowing.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, let's go to Anonymous three. Now, I mean truth, almighty,
these have been.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Wild you expect this, uh, might.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I never expect anything. I just ride by the seat
of my pants. Let's go to Anonymous three.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Been good.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
These have been unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Anonymous three better calls than our show normally expects.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
We're on fire, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think that's because the EP Joe's off the phones
todaymind could be anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Let's stop reaching on ourselves and go to the first
Anonymous three.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Hello Anonymous three.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
So you currently have a role to destroy something for
a friend if they die.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yes, I'm the destroyer. And it is a secret box
of sex toy.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
It doesn't sound like much except for.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
They're not one she uses on a husband or uses
with a husband.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Who does she use them with?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Well, I can't say that.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
I'm sworn to secrecy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
But sorry, she's got a box of box of toys
that she uses with someone else.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Mm yep, welcome mo.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
How did convince us you're in the car with somebody else.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Along? We decide is someone actually there or are you
just putting on a voice.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We've got Abby here? Hi, Abby, Hi? Who are you
in the car with? Abby?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
I'm in the car with my friend Lily on the
way to soccer training.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Your friend Millie. Okay, can I hear from Millie? Please?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (23:16):
I'm Millie?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Are you? Are you so friend? Not sisters, Milly?
Speaker 9 (23:23):
No, we're friends and we're in the same sock team.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, what position do you play, Milly?
Speaker 9 (23:30):
I'm playing left full pack, full back and Abby plays goalkeeper.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
You're American, Millie. A bit of an accent there.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Yeah, I'm from Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I feel like that accent really grew. Where's the conversation
went on? Can I hear from your friend Abby again?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Please?
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
When did when did Millie move from the States.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
She came over in I think it was when she
was in New two?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You too? You too? Radio? And how old are you? Abby?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I am almost fourteen.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
I'm fourteen on Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
So who's driving the car?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
My dad?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
But he doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It doesn't count yet. That doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
We don't want to talk to dead h All right,
let's see it from Let's let's see from American Millie again,
just one more time, please, Hi?
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Will and Woody?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Hi, So, so why did you move to Australia? Milli?
Speaker 9 (24:29):
I wanted to have a better education because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, what's what's one thing about the Australian culture that's
really thrown you.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
MILLI, I just love how people love their nature and
kangaroo kangaroo. We don't really like that in America.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But yeah, was not quite right. We'll buy America where
you want to be America. I think I think that's
the accidents come undone.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I think I think.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I think Abby is obviously a very talented young act
I think she's done a very good job.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I think we were picking wholesal in. The American accent
slowly came in a delay.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, with the American action, she's starting to sound more
like a Texan. I do think.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I think Abby's in the car just with her dad
and they're just having a little bit of fun together.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
But it is just the two of Abby. We think
you're aligned in the car with your dad.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
I'm not as both here.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Actually, are you actually American?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Millie?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
No? Are you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well played?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Girls? Wow? Well, besides, guys, I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Give them the tickets, give him the tickets. Give them something.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, guys, what tickets you got? Double pass? Go to
see Disclosure Day of the movie in Cinema's Thursday this Thursday.
So just tomorrow, so double pass. So you guys can
go together, Abby and Millie given that you are in
fl real well, do great work, guys, Well a line, dad,
you can have a can you hear at Stubby hold
the mate that's from the boys?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Awesome?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Gracie Abrams has spoken about the one pitfall of dating
Paul Mescal. There can't be many.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
He's good.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Well, Joe, you're you're We've got producer Joe and you
at the moment, you're a ready watching normal people twenty
years too late, which you're loving.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Well yeah, only yeah, I've only just heard about it
and I just finished it last night.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Nice. He's very datable, Paul Mescal.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
He's gorgeous, gorgeous thing going on, Yeah, yeah, very well,
let us.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Great accent, he's bock cho after two minutes in the microwave.
Poor meal, you're jealous.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Some happiness, gorgeous, great accent, great hair, beautiful, good god,
it seems attainable.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's his great secret, maintaining his gettableness.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So I actually didn't know that Gracey Abrams, queen of
the Neper Babies, actually dated him.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Neither for a while.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I think her father might have set it up on
the date. Paul Actually, who knows jj Abrams one of
the great producers. She's got a brand new album, apparently,
Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You're loving it.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well, I haven't actually heard it yet, but I know
junior producer Analys is loving it is Italy July seventeen.
Can't what's it called? My daddy made this new album.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's called Daughter from how.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh There You Goes. So she's leaning in, she's leaning
into it. Good from her.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I respect that leaning because.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
She she she really is nothing without him. No, I'm
having this? Was it this mite?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
She shouldn't writ that I've got to bang up that's
I love this, So.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I shouldn't write that.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
She's on the guitar, guitar, that's like, she sounds incredible.
Give her a break, will give her a break.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'm not into her anyway. So she has said, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Wait for it.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You might like you might like her at the moment,
But she has said the one problem about dating Paul
Mescal was that she just felt so secure and stable,
too happy, too happy, too happy, too too stable. She
wants a bit too good, a bit too strong.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
She wants to feel like.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Going too strong took out her internal anxiety and stifled
her creativity because it was just too good.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
So, oh, that'sot the Adele thing.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Adele talks about the fact that she can't really write
music when she's in a heavy relationship.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So she's just she's just using that. She's just going
into that.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's a good year. Yeah. Her dad was mates with
Adele and then he was like, Adele's got this great
line about anyway, I'm gonna put that down. Stop it will,
stop it will you're sounding me, you're sounding me like
sounding we love her, we love her, she's great now
she is hell.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
That can't can't create that when she's dating Paul. Isn't
the emotion I felt it, you held.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It, you touched it, Eus, That's what she says. Mat
So what I want to know, which I think it
would be a fun little bit for us to do
because you felt it, you held it it, you touch it.
What I want to know on thirteen one o six
five is how do you get a bit of the
sizzle back in your How do you reinvigorate the spark
(29:24):
once you get to really stable on thirteen one and
six five, Because Woods teachers will as I know, you're
envious of that spark because I know, I know that
you and Mim have done the role playing thing on
on a couple of dates to try and reinvigorate the spark. Yes,
talk us through who you played and how that went.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So it's I don't want to make it seem like
this is like a weekly occurrence for us.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Nothing good, safe space, but so.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So it's it's not necessarily like there's not one character
that comes to mind, but there'll be a number of
characters that come to mind. So generally speaking, one of
us is playing ourselves, which is arguably a harder role
to play. We're just playing an elevated version of ourselves.
And then and there will be one of us will
then play maybe a missus. Missus doing a home visit,
so go outside, knock on the door, and then I
(30:20):
just organize a massus. Sorry, the normal guy's not here.
I'm Trevor Or.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You know whatever.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
And then and then mime's all a bit like, oh,
nice to meet you, and like come in, like where
do you want to set up?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
And it's it's like, I know we're laughing at me.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I know we're not laughing.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
It is a lot of judges right now.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think it's really exciting. I think it's wonderful. Really,
I think it sounds great.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
We're just talking about the fact that we're going to
do a little staycation in Melbourne, and I'm currently trying
to figure out who I'm going to be playing.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Great, what do you run around? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I'm thinking spy.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh man, can we But I'll never admit that, can we? Please?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I'll never admit that. Do you No, we're not filming that.
But it's not content, mate, it's not content.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Everything's coming in these days. No, No, that's a wonderful
way to reinvigorate this part.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's exciting.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I love it. I think what's true. But you've been
with someone for a very, very long time, you've got
to find ways to keep it interesting, make it cool,
do something that's different that's actually going to make you
excited about seeing each other again, Because you know, at
the end of the day, when you've got your knee
deep in dishes and washing and you crack a door
and your kids both waking you up, it's really hard
(31:24):
to try and find something that like brings you back
with like fire towards each other. And let's face it.
Most people get into their thirties and forties and like,
I would love to feel like that again. Yeah, I
would love to feel like that again. Yeah. So thirteen
one and six five. We're not own the phone lines
right now, you can text us oh four two nine,
thirteen one and six five? How have you? How do
you reinvigorate the spark in your very stable relationship?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Drop the towel every now and then?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Sorry, this is just another one, just you know, like
walk walk through the bedroom and go whoops Jayson Greg
Greg Gray Abrams.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Ah Ah, she should call herself that. That would make
sense because she's just a NEPO baby Gray Abrams just
doing the song. You're going to get off her back.
I'm sorry, I'm come on. She's saying that she lost
her creative flair because she's too stable with Paul mescal
and and and put out your you put your dad's
(32:22):
out for Gracie because she's struggling. But what I want
to know in thirty one six serious question though or
just interesting question? I think this is really interesting because
I think it's a really hard thing to do. Sem
and I went through this after we had our second
kid as well. Around Sorry, after we had Max, after
we had our first kid, around how do we get
this spark, how do we get this thing going on?
And because one of the big things after you have
(32:42):
a kid is I think a big part of the
big part of our relationship which was spark related was sex,
Like that was a big part of it. And it's
really hard to.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Get back after you have a baby is because you.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Know she's not feeling all that confident in her body.
It's been something you you know, haven't done for a
long time, and it can be really intense.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It is tired as well.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You're so tired, but you know that it's really important
for you to stay in touch. And one of the
really cool things that we kind of found out through
couple therapy and a few other places was that sex
shouldn't be just the physical act of doing that. Sex
is all the things that come before that and around that,
so kissing, like slapping each other on the bum or
like winking at each other, just like all these moments
(33:22):
of play, like play is sex and sex and that
should be frequent and insignificant as opposed to infrequent and momentous,
so that I love thee when it's infrequent and momentous.
It's like it's this big build up and then it's
awkward and and you're both trying to make it magical,
and then it does never actually fulfills the expectations. Whereas
if it's everything that involves sex, if it's winking and
(33:43):
kissing and like as I said, bum tapping, all that
sort of stuff, it's just fun beforehand, then you can
have that play without necessarily needing to do the thing.
And that brought back so much spark instantly, so that
when you actually did get to go and doing the
actual thing was way it was way better.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Saying that I love I love witnessing this and someone
you don't realize that I even see this sometimes, but sometimes.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Like just.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Through your long lens, Walt, now it's out work. Sometimes
I just walk past. And he did have a little
phone calls with Sam, what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
And I just love that that you do that during
the day. You know, sometimes just.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Before were about to start the show, what are you wearing,
Let's go to Sally. I thought that was going to
be a confident, So it's so confident. Sally, how do
you how do you reinvigorate this park in the stay.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
With relationships.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Well today very fitting. Actually, I just got back home
from filming some like a really nice shoot for my
partner and I'm making him a Playboy, like a personalized magazine.
So I'm going to get it printed and just like
Adobe edited and make him a little magazine.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
That's so awesome, Sally, What a great idea. Can I
ask you, Sally, if you're making it like the Playboy magazine,
like what's the headline about?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Like, you know your questions.
Speaker 12 (35:02):
Hedline Playboy in block letters in pluro, but they're obviously
if something sexy on the side, and just make it
like unique you know, me and him, and just put
something sexy. Yeah, and obviously it's a very sexy jo.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's awesome way to think outside the box.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
That is.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
That's a really great idea. Saying that I remember about
Playboys is going back a long time.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
There's other people that have called I think.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I'm just saying that in the middle you had the
fold out bit and there was the huge picture in
the middle.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Have you thought about doing that, Sally?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I don't think we need to ask any more questions.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
That's a good one to ask you always look forward
to that middle BI had fully folded out.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Into it, don't Sally great? I don't know why we
haven't with Sally back on hold? What are you asking her?
A lot of questions? And we had another call there?
Where have they gone? Give them back to me?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I've got now?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I can ask Sali more question.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
No, I know you can. I think I know what
you're doing there. You're doing that beautiful thing where you've
had with her, But given the subject matter, I don't
think you can ask you.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I'm not paying it. I was genuinely curious. I just
want to double down again. That is such a great idea.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's a bloody awesome idea.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I don't know if Sally's got key there anything, but
it might be a little bit dangerous having that around
the house. Like I mean, so I found my dad's playboys. Now,
I'm just saying, there's a world where Sally was my mom.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Right now, Woods producer Joe's coming here. She said, boys,
I've got the best break of it all year. I
must here, must hear now before the show finishes, yours.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm annoid.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
I've only got one spot really see. He goes hook
over the song if you need to.
Speaker 11 (36:45):
So I was on my flight this morning, because we're
doing our show from the lovely Sydney studios or where everywhere.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
When we go around the country at all times, having
to get to perthac sometimes omni present we're in your city.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
I was catching a flight this morning, had the window seat.
There was a couple next to me. Both had their
headphones in and they were making like quite extreme arm gestures.
But I thought maybe they were just having a conversation.
And then I look over and the guy is like
writing like furiously on his notes app on his phone.
So I peek over and I'm like, what's going on here?
(37:19):
And then he passes the phone back to her. She
writes something. He snatches the phone back and I look
over and the first thing I read is I'm doing
my best not to put you down, because I know
sometimes I can, but you're so unorganized.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh whoa, yeah, great traveling tests everyone.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I reckon, why are they? Why are they having that over.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The phone fully blown argument so people.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Can't overhear them.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
They're obviously embarrassed about having a public fight, because I
don't want people.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Well, I didn't think that the person next to it,
looking at their phone.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Pretending pretending to text all all the will and Woody
produces but really like snooping and then sending live updates
to the team as it was going on.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
So he's got, I'm trying not to put you down.
You were just so disorganized, and then what was her defense?
Speaker 11 (38:06):
So she's saying this to him, yeah, OK, and then
he so that's what she said to him, and then
he goes, you have to realize that saying I'm always
disorganized is going to make me more disorganized, and then
she snatches the phone back well like as in.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Down yea, sounding like a disorganized person.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I can be down in this area. You flattened me.
I'm not even going to try now because you've flattened me.
Arms up.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
And then the last thing I could get was and
this is from him to her. And on top of that,
you project your fears onto me.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
And you know when you go on your notes up
and like the first when you first start typing, it's
all it's like that bowl read everything, and so I'm like,
I'm trying to pick up on more, but I can't
really see. And he's kind of like getting like catching
on to me at this point, so he's like turning
to me seeing if I'm looking, and I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Like scratching behind my ear, like not looking.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
And then as the flight lands, we get up, we
go to walk off, and he can't find his airpots.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Out.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
She looks down and she just she just hands out
like one of the biggest looks I've ever seen, the
hands across the chest and just gives him a look.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And then he just walks off.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And you tempted to say something, we all know you disorganized.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
One of my favorite people in the world is Esther Perell.
And I thought about being like, hey, guys, we can
talk about this the airport and let's get vocal with it.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Guys, if it's you, I regon if they're listening right now,
come on.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
The show Live Couple's Counseling.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Do you find like, I don't know if I could
do an argument over the like over the text over
the phone, I don't think I'd just go, let's just
park it and we'll talk about it later then sharing
it notes.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
At I mean, like not even not even texting. We
hadn't taken off yet, so they could just text each other.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
But they're just think like, why couldn't that wait?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
I've got in some pretty I've gotten some arguments over text,
but not why.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
But not next to the yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
But I just would have been like, if it's that,
if it's that intense, I would have been like, I
don't care about the person next year exactly, who cares?
Let's just go for it. Let's at least say what
we need to say.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Just say it.
Speaker 11 (40:15):
That's really strange, and imagine like giving you sure that
they weren't like mutual death or something?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Did you hear them?
Speaker 13 (40:23):
Did you ever hear them talk? When the who can't
actually speak?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
This show? That's right off disability shaming.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
There you go, you're talking shows what was done with?
She's done, she's had enough.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
She is not a representation of Will wood that is
to be on this show.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Big shout out to all our friends out there. It's
Will Woody
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