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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Backed by Populis Man. It is my favorite couples, current couples.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
The list of broken hearts is too long to go over,
and at the end of the day, they're found relationships.
This is about people that are still together, that have
stood the test of time.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Last week or six.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Weeks ago when we did this last time hasn't been
back since, so you've left.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You've tuned in at the right time.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I did couples who, if they broke up, you would
say love is dead.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
That was the theme last time.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hugely successful then on the podcast Layton and beckhw At
top that list. But today it is couples who, when
you know that the door is closed, things get a
little bit dirty.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's all right, that's right, bit saucy.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Coming in at number three, Penelope Cruise and Javier Bud
You know, you just know, you just know. Do you
guys agree with that? Out there production teams girls, do
you agree with that? You probably they are?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Do you know who they are?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Penelope Cruise from Penelope Grew, Penelope Cruise from Penelope cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Have you seen Vicky Christina Barcelona?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'd highly recommend watching that.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Javier bartam in silk Shirts, the whole film.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, and he just seems like a fascinating guy. Incredibly
good looking, incredibly good looking, speaks, he's got that passion
to him, he's got that fire to us and.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You just know that, you just know, great performance.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
When the door would close and things would be off,
nobody cares about on the last time you.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bring it up. All right.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Couple number two, ye, Tim Robards and Anna Heinrich. You know,
it feels close to home like they might be listening.
So I don't want to come in too much, you know,
but you know that. But I'm gonely going on for
Rebards here. Yeah, you know, I don't know much about Anna.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
There's some carrying.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
There's there's thrownown factor undernigably with Timard.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
His big boy. He's a big boy, he's a beautiful boy. Yeah,
he's a Cairo so he'd take care of his back,
so he wouldn't put his back out if he's doing Yeah,
he'd be flexible.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, it's a compliment.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
If someone said that about me and sim I'd be like,
thanks very much. No one's saying that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No for you?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
How do you though? Yeah? Number one, do you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Have a drum?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Roll? There?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Cat? Sorry to put it on you. I think we
need it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wow, that was.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Quick, well number one saucierst cover behind closed doors. Here
we go Michael Douglas and Catherine's yeah, it has to
be it has to be a little bit old now,
a little bit older now seventy plus.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do you guys know you guys know Michael Douglas.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Don't you know who Michael Douglas is? Catherine?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You're an Do you think.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's because that she's like your ultimate like beautiful woman?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Look, she was great in Mascuso and she's made us
watch that scene so many times a meeting room, in
the meeting room.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Look, she's a very sexy woman.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Michael Douglas claimed that he got throat cancer because Casain
zeda Jones.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
There you go and then there you go. It's too far.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
But then he that's the truth, that's just the truth.
He later said that actually he actually said he actually
said that gave it. I just could not I could
not stay away. And then it cured it too and
kured him got sick from it and then got him
out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Very good stuff, very good stuff. I think that's all
I had.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Honorable mention, please uh Trump and Millennia just saying.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
No one needed that.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Everyone everyone's saying no one needed Analys's got a good
one here Da Aura and Tiger.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah we all remember that footage of Tiger on the
balcony with Tessa Thompson and Rita Aura. Yeah, they're both
hot like Rita and Tiger high hot.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Then put the mi in a room.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hot, world on fire, hot, hold a lot. Well, hell'll
be back in another six weeks. I'm not sure if
that'll be back. Actually, I'm not sure if that'll be back.
That might be the end of that.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I'm going to have a soft drink, a beer darsy,
no darsy, no.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Beer or soft drink.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Based on the sound of the can opening. If you
get the record of sixteen in a row, you win
yourself a Crisp ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
How does that sound, Carli?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
That sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right, I'm gonna get sixteen cans first, and here's
can number one.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Beer soft drinks been a World Cup lit a World
Cup soft drink.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, that's a that's a World Cup edition, FIFA edition
Coca Cola. Will cool. I think the design could have
been better.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Allen's called shocking design thirteen one oh six five slap together?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Ellen? Hey, you know, how are you going? Yeah? No, really?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Well man, how do you feel about themed like soft drinks?
You know when they bring Yeah, you know they like
did World Cup ice creams and milk and yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I'm all good with them.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Hey, I got no issues with that.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I like, you know, it's something a bit different from
time to time.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, And I reckon Alan. I mean, if I'm going
home to watch the World Cup and I want to
punet of ice cream and I see a fief for themes, yeah,
I'm probably going to go makes sense, smart, isn't it.
It's everywhere all of a sudden, isn't completely all right?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Here's can number one, Allen.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Already, Oh there's a beer.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And you had confidence there, Alan, you knew exactly what
that was. I think we've got to play here. Let's
go straight to can to Allen.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Same again, same again.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's a softy Allen, Allen, that's just softy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I jinxed him. I absolutely moused him. I said we
had a player. I put too much pressure on him.
That's my bad.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Amber, jeeu. Where are you?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Amber?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
I'm just on my way home.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Your windows open, there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
They're not open.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, you're just going the hands free all right? All right,
here we go, Amber. Can one.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
That sounds like a beer, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Because it is a beer. Amber, don't work well done?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
All right, I'm just gonna little cat little Massachusetts boost wood.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He's mic for them. Those cans crack as well, just
so you know. That's right.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Here we go, can too, soft ring a sambar.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Wow, she's in the deep deep scrawl over there, it
sounds like, but she's still hearing very well.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's amazing through it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And but what do you do with yourself? Why are
you so good with your ears?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
I play this every time?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
You guys do it?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
But the only ones I can never really get other
two fifty mile cans of soft ring.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The differently we never we never announced the the millage.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
What I can do, yeah, but it's the seaful ones
A smaller can.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
No.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I can confirm these all lives.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
So if you if you're guessing in the three seventy fives.
You should get the record. Ever, sixteen is what you're after?
Here we go what can three?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Is she up to tell you what?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You must be a good player though, if you know
the millage that you're good. Yeah, we've got one friends.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I drink a lot of stuft drinks.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, let's go for can number three here, three seventy
five mils.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Mm hmm, soft ring.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yes, Amber, a really good? It again, really good? That's
that was a coke zero as well. That can be
a bit tricky.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You do it. Let's go for can number four and
is a good feeling about you? Here?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It is?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, Bang, I like it? Give it another one before
the song? Would was given another one before the song?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Okay, here we go can number five for you Amber?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay, yeah, I feel like I can tell from.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The tone of your voice that that we did give
it away before the song.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Unfortunately it was a soft drink.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Amber.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're a good player though, Amber, you're a very good player.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, nice to meet you. To have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Let's got a chart on your Amber, Amber, jeez Wood
is having about I'll tell you what you're having about?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Mate, they shred is easy, Charlie. Have you had an
oxy shred before, Charlie.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I know I haven't had a knock.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You know what it ish?
Speaker 10 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh, it's these drinks that all these chick that all
the chicks are drinking at the moment. Mate, It's just
it's just someone put a bikini on a red bull.
I think it's basically what I'm looking at right now.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
They're all raving about it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Well, we just sculled one before this, before the show started.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I can't stop moving.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I can't sit down, Charlie, and mate, I want to
crack some cans for you.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
So beer or soft drink?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
One? Oh, that's a beer reicon nice chat nice, nice, strong,
really strong, can't wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Let's go canto for Charley.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
That's a soft drink.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes, nice, Well that's very good, very good, chuck chuckleberry
finn k three.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Let's go go soft drink Charlo. Charlie, what do you
what do you do with yourself? Charlie, I'm detecting some
hottie is there.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
I'm just a bartender.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Lot chiround it all day an inside job. Here here
we go, job, settle down.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
To cant.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
Sencil down, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I reckon. If you work at a bar, Charlie, you
might even be able to tell me what beer that was.
This isn't part of the game, but just just just
just entertaining.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Is it an as beer?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, it's an ausy beer. I got a Carlton played
the percentages though. It's the Coopers. It's a Coopers. Good
for you, all right, Charlie truethort. Might you have to
can five? Let's go five in poker, they'd call this
a five can. Charlie.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
M hmm, that's a beer, oh.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Child, Sorry, Charlie. A coke? He the coke heroes are
They're so dodgy.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I opened that awfully as well.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It's really bad crag where everyone was on Charlie's team.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, I was on board, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I was. I think I was trying too hard. That's
my problem. Thanks for playing, Charlie. It's nice to meet you.
Where do you work. Where do you work, Charlie? Thank you?
Where do you work, Charlie work?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I work in be Troy and Bondai.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh there you go, Charlie for a beer this weekend?
Anything they can say, Charlie, you get a discounted beer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
From you.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
I just asked for me.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I wanted to manage it.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, we got Charlie will be dead, We'll be down.
Asked for Charlie be troding bond.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Did you say?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, I love that. There you go? Is that a
pub the Betrod? No, it's it's the pub. Se soon Charlie.
We knock off at six. All right there, Charlie, have
a good one. That's all we're doing. We're not no
one else.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Wrap it up?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Wow? Wait, all right, well id to wrap that? But
all right, just kick us out at the bottom. Find
a joke boys finding out commercial radio.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Ah, this is on us now, I've got nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It does feel that way? Do you feel that way?
What was that? Analyze?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I can't sit down?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
How do you?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I don't know how you sit You've had anoxi shred?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Let's do what are we doing? Freedom Friday?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Take one?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'll go first.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So she explained, Oh my god, we could probably explain
that anoxie shred is an energy drink, but I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Think this is not in any drink.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Mate. This is more than that. I've never experienced this
in my life. Because you guys were saying it's like
a coffee. It's not like a coffee. It's like I've
just had twenty coffees. It's way better than a coffee.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It's yet one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I've never felt better in my life.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
This is the best.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
This is the best I've ever felt in my life.
Great to thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I feel like I'm going. I feel like I.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Feel hotter, got a glove about you.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I feel hot though, like very hot.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Anyway, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'm really glad we've done this because the girls were
trying to tell us, whe no, you don't feel up
in about it.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You just feel balanced. I'm having that. But I am
calm too, like I feel very focused, and you come
across that way. Okay, freedom Fridays. Look at me focused.
So we pitch too many ideas we do. The producers
leave some on the cutting room floor, appalling. We get
a chance every Friday to repitch. We do an idea
that we think his gold now will But I let
(14:25):
this slip yesterday.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Oh yeah, what do you mean you let it slip?
You told me accidentally, or you didn't get to do
it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I didn't botha and I let it slip on air
because I was angry that it wasn't chosen.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I think a hot bit.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, is just calling dad and see if he's see
if he's having an app Oh yeah, I just I
don't know why I find that so funny.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
But he's just he's a guy.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's in his seventies and right like four point thirty
four thirty five right now, it's just I think peak
nap time, but maybe too late. And this is the
kind of discussion.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
That I was hoping to have on air.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, So someone just calls up, yeah, and then there's
someone like we are. Oh so a caller. A caller
goes and we asked them, is my dad napping or not? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
All right, maybe I can throw a prize in there
for them, Like what have I got here? I've got
some double pass to go to disclosure the day of
the movie, so you get.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
The movie tickets and all you have to say is
if dad is asleep or not.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You have to guess whether Wood his dad's a sleep
or not, and then we just call him.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's very good, that's great. I like her, I said
Benchmark when I pitched it. Oh you said that, laughing
at my face.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I said it feels like a Benchi to me, right, like,
did you have a catchy name to go with it?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's what we'll get in the benchmark territory. Oh no,
I just called it is dad napping. I mean names
on the tin. Yeah, ye on the tin. I like it.
I think it's fantastic. Anyway, what's your no, No, let's
go with that. Yes, it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
All right, So so you just call in right up next.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I sculled it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's very busy, so people call up right now six five.
Do you think what's the matter?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
You only have one caller?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, we'll choose the caller. That's your job, people
to call.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
We just need one person to call to play first.
People are going to want to play. How dare you?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
He they a bit now, talk to them all through
the work.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Do the work out there, talk to them all shucking.
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Now, if you want to open up the feedback during
the show, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah. It'll get messy. You'll be blown away and they
put your headset on an answer. Some calls.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yes, wow, I've been waiting a while for you to
say that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You've had a bit about you today, mate.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I like it shreds.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, you've got.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
A bit of spider in it, you've got a bit
of the dog's got a bit of bide in it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, yeah, yes, you said to Analisia you don't have
to be here? Who yeah, mate, that was that was
actually pretty oxy shred just that day.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's just the idea of maybe, okay, so thirteen six five,
have a guest, do you think what his dad's napping?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yep, this is fun and even the demographic we're shooting for.
You are a man, you're a woman, you are any age.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
You love this bit.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We're effectively getting you guys to guess right now if
my dad is currently having a nap, great, and that's
just good gear.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
And that that wasn't on the show and nominated for
an ACRA very quickly shocks me.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It just stinks of a benchmark, like every Monday, you know,
Monday four point thirty.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We're calling dad to see if he's this late. Everyone's
tuning in.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
For thatine Jasmine's playing. She's keen Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You love the idea, Yes, I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Bloody Australia is already all of a sudden, there's a
bit of jeopardy too it. There's a bit of jepanty
to it, this double passed disclosure day of the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
If you can guess if what his dad's napping. Yeah, so,
Jasmine just hold the line for us. I'm not going
to ask you what you think is happening just yet,
because I'm going to talk to.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Alisha as well.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Hello, Alisha, Yes you're excited about the game.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Yes I am.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Okay, bloody hell?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You think it could be a segment? Alisha?
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Oh, I don't know. I reckon, I reckon, he would
be I reckon. It's just a bit too late.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's too late.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Sorry, Right, we're into it. Okay, we're into it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Okay, Sorry, I'm asking if it was a segment.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
But yeah, let's get into it. A big decision here
is obviously who gets to choose first out of Jasmine
and Alisha, because obviously that the second person is just
going to get the other of what the first person guesses.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Right, Well, Atlicia, Let's let's see what Jasmine says as well,
because we know what Alisha says.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Now, Okay, so Alicia's looking like she's against nap because
it's too late. Seas I think that's a really good
guess I would agree, although dad is known to like
overdo his napping.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
So he could have been asleep for the last three hours.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Let's go to Jasmine though, Jasmine, where are you sitting
with this?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
My dad?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
He's in his seventies, It's a Friday, so it's the
end of the week, so probably more likely to be
having a nap. He probably wants to go to the
footy tomorrow. I just gonna throw that out there, so
it needs to be fresh. What do you think he's doing?
Is he napping?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
I'm going to say I don't think he's napping.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, So we've got a bit of a situation here
where both of you don't think he is napping, and.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's on the producers there, that's on you guys.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Wear that footboard cloturally. You put one on, one off,
I'm going to wear that. Well, I'll take that.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
He is, I'll go second.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Thanks for saving We'll save the producers really.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Okay, So I guess now is the huge moment in Australia.
I mean the passive play along right now, you've all.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Got your guests locked in.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
If you're not on air, now we find what do
you mean by that? I just mean everyone in their
car right now is obviously they're having a discussion with
their kids.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
What are you reckon?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Dragon?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
What his dad's going to be a sleep?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You've all locked in your answers. Now we've texas.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I'm the text to flying in actually get it going
on text to flying?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I actually haven't got access to the text line.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
But oh they've broken the text line. We're getting too.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
That's actually bloody hell. Okay, stop texting us, guys, you're
breaking the text line. Okay, huge moment. I'm going to
call Dada. Oh god, I'm nervous. Should we push it
over the traffic? Okay?
Speaker 9 (19:52):
God, bloody, bloody old buddy el bloody hell, bloody hell.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Oh my god, be white law Dad, And that is work. Megastar, megastar,
Stop stop cheering. Stop cheering me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's weird. They're very excited. I was on TV this week, Dad,
you're live on radio.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Bull ship bull Share.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
No, my god, dad, stop swearing.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Stop you are no? You just worn again? Are you drinking?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
What have you've been drinking?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Bringing fade him down?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I have you've been drinking? You've been drinking, You've been drinking.
You've been drinking, and that's why it doesn't work. That's
why it doesn't work because Dad might.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Be having a drink on a Friday right now.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
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Speaker 1 (21:26):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's gonna alas see hi Elise.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Hey guys, it's my thirty second birthday this weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yea happy birthday, birthdaays, What are we doing? What are
we doing for the birthday weekend?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Going for cocktails, seeing the family, having some fun with
some friends.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Watch a cocktail of choice, Elise.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I love a good margarita.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Spicy spicy. Mark, got us a straight MARKI mic?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah, definitely?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Oh have you have you got a partner? Elise? You're
taken us. I don't wow.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Thirty second birthday single on your thirty second birthday could
be anything.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Where are you gonna be? Where are you gonna be? Elise?
You're gonna put a shout out to a brown Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
L beef record barn, place in the.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
City and realist, double thumbs up, double you like it?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
What's it called Albie's Record Bar?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Is that in Melbourne?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
In Melbourne? All right, well there you go.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
So if you wanna get down there, Alisa is gonna
be there. She's thirty, she's thirty two and single and
she is keen.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And if your Albi's Record Bar, show a Lisa good time.
I reckon shout a couple of margs for her, get
around her at a birthday? Yeah, find Alisa straight, get
around her. Let's go to Rebecca. Here's exciting. Thirty second birthday?
Oh how I am the open line.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I'm excited. I just wanted to ring inside that. I
love you guys, and I've always enjoyed listening to your radio.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Thanks so much, Rebecca. What's what's happening tonight for you?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Rebecca.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
I'm just hanging out with the kids.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
A beautiful bit of a movie. A movie with the kids.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Yeah, the kids love watching movies. So I might have
done some popcorn.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Oh, popcorners.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
But I'll tell you what, Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
You check a couple of Maltesers in that popcorn and
you've got yourself a night have a ripper.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Thank you, Thanks, Rebecca, Thanks so much for the call.
It's really sweet of you. You can text us four
nine thirteen one six five you want to get on
air right now for the open line. Got a text here, Caitlyn.
She said, I'm doing a floatasium session otasium fotasium session.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Flotation.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
She's written as flotasium. So I'm just going to read
what she said there. But it'd be a flotation. She
might have spelt that wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Might be like a calcium hydration, like floating in milk.
She's floating if it's hydracium, that's a combination of calcium
and anyway.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
It's got a paul here.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't think I would like floating in milk, Caitlyn.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Can you text us back thirteen and let us know
if you're floating in milk.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Or if it's a type my vote milk. Let's go
to paul here here he is. How are you, Paulie?
What's going on? Big fella?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I I'm just ringing up to let you know that
your dad's not having a nap. He's having a scan
a Senior Citizens afternoon nap.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh nice? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Man, it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I love that Senior Citizens Afternoon now?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
And you all just do you do you rip out
a couple of scans?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Paullie?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Why don't do on the weekend?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You better believe it. You little going on your Paulie.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I have gone on the message here with I still
haven't heard back from Caitlin about whether she's floating in milk.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
But this one from analyst. This next one no name.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
So this is because I was reading about this on
Reddit the other day and I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So you can get if you've got a little.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Dog like a Chihuahua behon freeze or bshon freeze kvood,
you can get them a jacket with spikes on the
back to stop birds of prey lifting them off the deck.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh that's really big. First of all. And I've just
got a weird thing with small dogs. I don't like them.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I would love to see a small dog picked up
by an eagle. I'd love to say it. I would,
I would. It's a weird thing. It's a weird thing
in anyway. This woman who said just honesty, this woman
has said. My story is I was walking my toy
kovoodle four kilos two years old at the Oval and
an eagle tried to pick him up this morning.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
This morning, Yes, this morning. So when she said, did
did the toy kovoodle get airborne at all? I did it?
I don't know. I'd love to talk to this. Wow,
I'd love to love to call it. We'll find out,
all right, we'll find out. Maybe we'll go to the
we'll do the chrismill call her afterwards.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Also, Caitlin not floating in milk, I was a type,
said floating insult.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I still think we're stumbled into something brilliant there that
nobody cares. I love this.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
We've got a text earlier today. I was shocked, shocked
because on read it I saw earlier this woman putting
her little dog in a special coat with spikes on
the back because she said he might get attacked by
an eagle. And I thought that was a joke, yes,
but no, Lo and behold we got a text from
a woman who said, guys, I'm walking my toy Kovoodal
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four kilos two years old at the oval earlier and
an eagle tried to pick him up this morning.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Unbelievable. We obviously had so many questions about this incident
that happened this morning. So we've given Charlie a call
and she joins us right now. Hello Charlie, Hello Chirsty.
Thank you so much for the text message, Charlie. We
obviously love it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes, yeah, we love the text line for two nine
five words.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Please take us to this morning, Charlie, just run us
through it.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
So usually I go to the football oval in like
locally in Melton, but they were doing like these grasp
law molling or whatever, so I went next best a
brief well over and it's actually finally enough home of
the Eagles. Their football team is called.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Oh there you go, ironic ironic, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
So I was in my pajamas, in my dress and
y and I had my partner's freaking size child slippers on,
and I'm throwing the ball to my my little dog.
He's just alkino toy koboodle. He's just so small and yeah,
I'm throwing the ball like you know with the tennis.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Ye, the tennis thing to help you.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
With that flying. He's running, running, running, And the next
minute this eagle is just swirling around us above us.
Gone down, try to grab him.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
When you said when you said, when you when you're sorry, sorry, sorry,
when you say gone down and tried to grab him.
So it has gone for a swoop and got the
town's out and gone to pick him up but missed. Yeah,
I dodge it? Did you did? You? Did your little
guy dodge it?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
This is of like pokemons, like animal your animal fighting.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
This is like a Pikachu versus versus a pig.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Just oblivious, like in his own little world.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
He was sorry. The dog didn't know that it was getting.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
He was oblivious. And I was saying, Tooty, TUTTI come here.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
You're yelling out.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
To Toots and so tuts are still having the time
of his life, not realizing that an eagle's trying trying
to pick him up. So how many times did the
eagle try to swerve Tutsi cook back around?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Probably five to six times, and bloody chasing it with
the tennis brower thing. So Tutty kept running trying to
chase the bomb because he kept thinking I was strong ball,
So he kept running away from me, and the eagle
kept trying to pick him up. Oh my god, my
heart was there?
Speaker 9 (29:02):
So was that was that?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Charlie?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Was there any contact with Tutsi? Did Tutsi like copper Talon?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I quickly grab him and I put him under my
bloody dressing gown. I was there for.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Wow, did the eagle come for Did the eagle come
for you?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Then there was actually a lady walking laps and I'm
not sure if she left because the eagle or she
left because I look like a crazy woman. I quickly
scooped him up and I grabbed him and I ran
to the car and I took off.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Never go back there, well you could?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I mean, like, you know, if he gets to an
age where you know he might be senile and very sick,
it be a way out, cheap, cheap, Wait, it might
be a way out for him cheap. He learns how
to fly before Peter might have some issues, but it's
take him off into the Sunset's.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Lucky that I didn't search it up first on chat
GPT or try to snapchat at first.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Gone, So are you're going to get him, Charlie, one
of those little co it's with spikes on the back,
so that eagles.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
You know what, if I moved to angry, I might
have to look into it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Can't be too careful.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
But the good thing is though the little fella TUTSI, yeah, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
He doesn't know. Tuts has just gone and chased the
ball and had no idea that mum, why put me
in your robe? He had no.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Idea that an eagle was That's beautiful. That's what I
love about this little idiots.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Do eagles get the taste for things? Because the eggle
got the taste for TUTSI. Do you think you know
how magpiees have?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
The eagle's gone home and tonight he's dreaming of absolutely
barbecue barbecued toots.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
He's also been embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
He goes home to absolutely words got out, like sorry, mate,
you tried to get TUTSI. You got big body?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the laughing stock of the eagle community.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
There's no doubt, Charlie, you can have a double past.
You go and see Discuision Day in the movie. Thanks
so much for coming on the air and sharing that
that was awesome. That we hope its is okay, we're
thinking of and that's why I'll double down it. If
he needs to, he needs to be put down. I
personally would like to be taken up on the wings
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of eagles rather than a lethal injection.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
If I was a dog a choice, sure, mate, Sure well,
I can get an eagle to pick you up if
you want.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
No dramas, mate, would unlike you to grind an axe
on air.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Your wife might not be listening as well.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
So it all feels a little bit weak and a
little bit pathetic.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
But I'm here for it. But thank you, and it's
a perfect throw. And yes I'm a coward. I just
I like before I start a disagreement with my beautiful
wife who I love so much, and I want to
say that I've said that a number of times how
much I love my work across great Okay, but I'm
thinking about maybe starting I'm not going to say a
fight with her I'm not going to use the word fight.
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You don't you can't start fights, But I'm going to
say serious conversation, right. But I just want to make
sure that I'm in the right here before I engage
in a robust, serious conversation disagreement with my wife. Cool
will yes, are you a dish dumper? What does that mean?
Do you dump your dirty dishes in the sink?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Do you dump a dish?
Speaker 7 (32:20):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Like? Is the dishwasherful?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Am I in a rush? Let's not go into that.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's part of it. There can be a myriad of
reasons as to why you dump a dish in a sink,
but I just want to know, point blank yes or no?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Do you ever put dirty dishes in the sink?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Honestly? Only if the dishwash is dirty?
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Okay, so only if the.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Dishwasher is like clean, or if it's or if it's yeah,
if the di wash is clean and.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I've got to get I'm walking out the door. So
otherwise I'm pretty good with the dishes. So would you
if you if you had the time, would you so
I get the dishwashers clean or is on? Would you
spend the time to clean your dish rather than just dumping.
I'd wait till the dishwasher. I'd wait to the dish
washers empty.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
You're a dish dumper.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You stink of a dish dumper, right, Okay, So I'm
not going to clean it if I know I'm going
to put it in the dish washer in twenty minutes.
Why not just it's just if it's just one dish,
just because it's.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Because for that reason, it's just one dish, But that
builds up.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It starts with one and then before you know it,
there's three or four in there and the whole thing's clogged.
I don't like a full sink. That really, that really
does kill. So look, let me get clear. My wife,
My wife is a dish dump. Really dumps dishes, hasn't.
She got an issue with the benches being clean though.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
That's why she dumps in the sink. So if it's
off to men.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
She sounds like you're saying something else. Set it a huge.
Tis said it a huge times.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Now she likes it.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I'm just gonna fla I'm just gonna flag it.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
So yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
She likes a clean bench, hence why she puts her
dirty dishes in the sink. Ah, So she doesn't really
clean things, she's just tidies.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, yeah, big tidy. Also she does cleaning stuff too, but.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It sounds like it in this particular, sound like she
dumps a lot of dish. Okay. Now again, I'm a
very understanding partner, and I want to make it very clear. Then,
you know, I get that. You know, you can be
in a rush. Sometimes there's two kids, you know, it's
pandemonium at home. But here's the discussion that i'd like
to have with my wife. Sure, how long do you
think you've got to deal with the dirty dish that
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you've dumped in the sink? Oh? Well yeah, well yeah,
because I feel like that because I'm okay with you
dump in a dirty dish. But for mine, there's a
twelve hour grace period where you've got to deal with
that dirty dish in the sink.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
So if you done of ours, yeah absolutely, that's a
really long time.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
If you dump at eight am, yes, by eight pm, yes,
if that dirty dish is still in the sink, I
think there needs to be some.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Kind of I agree, I agree. One hundredsent agree with that.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I don't think you can leave us something in the
sink for the whole day. Okay, they would get on
my nerves.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Would she do with anything else?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Does she leave anything else out or in a state
of uncleanliness for more than that time? Or is it
just the sink, it's only the sink. She's not leaving
a clothes in the hallway for twelve hours. She's not
leaving Is she a lever? Because the levers kill me woods.
Sam's a lever. She leaves things out everywhere. I didn't
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want this to become a full she's a full lever.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Here we are.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I think it's a female thing. I'm going to gender it.
I think it's a woman. I think it's a woman thing.
If she if she leave, Sam will go and have
do something in the garden, and she'll leave the tools
out in the garden. I might put them back in
the shed, exactly right. They're not going to go back
there themselves, exactly Yeah. But she goes, I'll do it.
I'll do it all at once, and i'll do it
in a few days. That kills me twelve I think
twelve hours. You're going to do it reasonable? If you're
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going to do it, just just just clean it.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Up. I don't care what you do in the house
because then I don't care. I don't tell you what
to do, and then I'll do it once and I'll
go look, I'll put them away for her once. But
I'm you know, they're not learning the lesson if you
keep putting it away. My wife's gone out for a
drink tonight. I'm going to come home tonight. There are
going to be clothed everywhere. I don't know what happens
that like, and at least what happens there, because I'm
going to go home tonight, and it's when they're getting
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quite clean. She's quite clean.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm quite clean. But on a night when I'm going
out forks, my room turns into a bomb.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
What happens because it's just you're just.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
In a rush, and you put on an outfit and
you're like, yep, I look good, and then as soon
as you get to the door, it's like no, no, no, no, no,
back into the room, outfit, change, outfit, change again. Then
you go to the door and you're like, no, I
like my original outfit. You go put the original outfit
back on, and then you change your shoes and then
you have about five pairs of shoes, three skirts and
two dresses out.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It's very stressful, really, But that's so.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
But you're not dumping in the sink, are you.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
No, My brother's dumping in the sin though, Is that right?
Speaker 7 (36:39):
So smelly?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
What are we talking about