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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Shaking the will M. Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We'll do on the minute air a couple of days
in twenty twenty five hours.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm so excited yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
To catch up with you.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'll tell you all the stories about my holidays.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I had one story in particular which I was thrilled
to tell you about, which is that I thought Tom
Hanks in Melbourne at the Boxing day test.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You'll have to excuse me, but I was a little
bit cynical.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
A lot of people were were you see a lot
of celebrities.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But then I sent a photo in.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
When I said I sent it in, I gave it
to kV I did your produce? Oh yes, we still
have to email her if you want to get anything posted.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And she at the lockbox and she put it online and.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
A lot of everyone was like, gee, whiz, let's buddy
Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I saw it.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I said, it's nine out of ten Tom Hanks. I
think it was lacking neck. But that was my only
criticism of the shot.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's a nine out of ten Hanks. It's a Hanks anyway,
lacking neck. So impossibly though, to rain on my parade.
Chris calls in and he calls BS because he was
on the other side of the world on.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Boxing Day and he reckons he saw Tom Hanks.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I was in California at the time. When I was
watching the cricket at a mate's place. We went down
to the boardwalk and there's Tom Hanks and his wife.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
He thought was Tom Hanks?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well with him and everything around my shoulder on Boxing Day?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yes, mate, have you got the photo of time stamped?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
My wife was saying, it is, it's got the date
on it. I can actually send you a photo of it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's amra yeah, yeah, yeah, but come on, mate, and
we're all starting to smell a rat here.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I wasn't going about it. I was excited because you
were going to get found out.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
But unfortunately, Georgia, he hasn't reached out to you to
send you the photo at all.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I followed up twice. This is looking.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So we've got his number here. I say, we just
call him live, and I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm more than happy to call the rat live.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But that's not call him a rat.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah, he is a rat.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
He's trying to He's just he's called up a key
on the nose just to rain on my story parade.
And I have got a great throwbout sines to Tom
Hanks at the cricket. Everyone online thinks I saw Hanks
at the cricket.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Let me have for once. Just let me have it.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, let's I'll allow it. If Chris doesn't come through,
let's call him.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Please, Chris. Here's a coward. Please, he's not a pick up.
He's a coward.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He's not a Coward's busy, Hello.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
About Chris, Chris, it's it's it's will from William Woody
here you live on radio.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm very welcome. Surprise. I'm surprised that you finished.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
He's a liar.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Run he's on the right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It was such a weird time to hang up.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It was mid c It was a mid center calling back,
panic calling back.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, no, call the cops. We've got it. We've got
a runner.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
The league.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Can we please call him, Please call him back. He's
like purged, calling back. He's purged live on radio.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's not a le You can lie.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
He's not picking up.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
We promote it. Wow, he actually lied. He's a rat.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Find him.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You saw Tom Hanks, Thank you very much. Hanks was
here in Australia the cricket.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Wow, yep.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Level two mcg Okay, well done, thanks very much. Bound
he got a sausage pie. He got a sausage roll
and sauce.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Classic Haggs Classic also had a catman dou Fluoro bag.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I believe. Talk about Donald Trump's button. I love this.
I don't really like anything this blake does, but I
think this is good. So previously, when he was present.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Sorry, surely you're going for pussy cat dolls there, all
of them.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Trick you always a check, pricked.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You, No, I got that ready ready you went for
the other.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Push my buttons.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I had, I had you get dolls liosten up, My
partners lined up. Everyone knows that because they know I've
got better taste of music than you. Now carry on buttons.
False shirt singer is one of the great artists. And
I've always said that. Not you now Donald Trum's red button.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
She's in the Pussycat dolls.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Anyway, Donald Trump, Donald we have.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Donald Trump has a little red button, right, he had
it when he was president.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
First time Biden removed that button. He had no interest
in the button. Trump has now reinstalled that red button. Yes,
that all that red.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Button does is when he presses it. A diet coke valet,
which is a real man, comes and brings him a
diet coke.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Ye that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So apparently he punches minimum twelve diet cokes a day,
loves a DC.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
And so there's this guy, his name is Walton a tour.
He's like he's like an army guy, navy vett and
he's got a job just bringing Donald Trump die because
I was sits by an esci and just waits for
the button to do brings.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Him a diet coke.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
He's no other jobs, no other jobs.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He is just the diet coke valet. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Apparently he was the personal aid and now he's just
diet coke vallet. He got demoted to die coke val
But important job.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
He's a coke pitch. Important job, very important job. Here's
the question to you.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
He's a different red button had a button for.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Here's a question for you.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
If you could have a button and when you pressed it,
someone had to bring you something, yeap, what would you
want that thing to be?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Out of everything I've had a chance to think about this. Great.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I write notes for the show, so it's better be good.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You've just said that you've thought about.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
The problem was, like, turns out these like I do
actually really want these things, okay, and I think.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You can't deny that they are really good.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They're not like great okay, now, but I agree with you.
Do you know what these are?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Just really? These are?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Like I was like, often what am I often in
a situation where I go geez?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I would love that right now.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
For example, right because that doesn't happen all the time.
But there are lots of times when I want these things.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But you could have a sex button, but that'd be.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
But I wouldn't want that all the time. Sure you know,
so first button, first button.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Get to it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I agree, A good blue pen, yep, because often I've
got black ones and I've got red ones.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Depends do you go through a day.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I lose them a lot. My daughter steals them a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But I want like one of those roller ball ones,
like a point five not a point two point five clicker?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, one of them? How about that button?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Just shut me down?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I told you I put some thought into that. Disappoint
I'm very disappointed. I understand it's entertaining.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But this one's good for you. Yeah, deodorant roller, Yeah,
we get sweaty in here.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't perform all the time. You do, no, but
seriously once a day for sure. But I'm broken and
you're not taking the questions seriously.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I am twelve times a day. You don't need to
oder it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, how about this, yeah, toothpicker. Seriously though, how many
times have you been sitting there?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We snack away? You've got low glossy mix stuff. What's
it called? You're you're a what's the load blood sugar
called hyperglass? You're hyperglass? Sing you're always snacking in here.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Imagine if you could press a button, someone comes and
picks the food out of your teeth.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I want to get back.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I got another one for you here, sparkling water, cold
glass of yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
See I ben ten times a day. I'd actually want that. Yeah,
and not a big glass, half a glass. It's bad
of your teeth.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, okay, guys join us. Thirteen one oh six five
is the.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Number if anyone can stop bloop.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Bluepen hard to be bluepen. I also like shoe horner,
not shoes.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Not changing your shoes.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Twelve times my shoes off right now? You do Shoehorner
thirteen one oh six five. If you could have a
button where someone scratching anything.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Head scratcher not bad. Head scratcher would not great. But
then we're getting into sex.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
What do you want off your button? Cat? What would
you most like? A little red button for a.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Gluten free cheese twists that I'm no longer made by
Woolies and Coals. Oh so you're requiring someone to make
those cheese twists then also if they're no longer providing them,
they would need to make a bank of cheese twists
for you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's the matter with the ones that Woolies and Coals
the cheese twists.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
They don't make them anymore.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Twisties aren't gluten free.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Is that right? That's travesty?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey cat? How many of those bad boys would you
punch a day?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Though?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Because I feel like it's important that you're punching this
thing multiple times a day, hence the use of the
red button.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like, how many twists could you possibly do in twenty
four hours?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
I could do four packets?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Mold he trust.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So I think once we get to do the food thing.
I know we're taking this very practically, but I think
you know, otherwise we just end up in ridiculous areas.
If you're pressing a button twelve times a day, it
can't be too you can't get sick of it. I
think twist is I'm getting sick of at some stage.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
After a week as well, like I want to be
doing like.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Where's like a what about like you know, five slices
of cucumber on a plate, evenly spaced.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Refreshing, quenching your thirst and your hungers, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
What I mean. That's why I was like half a
glass of sparkling water.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And then we just need to be a little bit
more realistic about what this is about.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What about a teaspoon of peanut butter tea spoon? You
would like that, I would love that. I have an addiction.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, there you go, but that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Would be not the money someone comes in.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
So we're talking just goods right now. What about a service?
Because junior producer Analyst tells a great joke. If I
could press a button on the desk and she comes
in and tells me a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let's try it right now. Press the button, an Alis,
tell us a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
What would you go for?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Knock knock? Who's there. Apple will leave it there. We'll
leave it there. Let's go to.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Even Donner's having a good laugh at that one, a
snort out of.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Look, guys, it sounds like you probably don't want a
jug from analyst with your button.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
What do you want?
Speaker 10 (10:12):
No, but I would like to incent the smart far
at mat so where everywhere in the office if you
get that bad smell odor, the smart fighting could be
controlled by our phones.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Sorry, we're the smart Fight.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
It's going to suck in the dirty smell in the offices,
the homes and the toilets and stuff. The smart far.
It's a great idea. I mean, not a smart fighting
machine that does all the different tones of what fast
can do.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So air purifier, I think is no.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Really, I want the smart fight. I want to bec
I wanted to be f.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, don't take any any offensive.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We fade you down.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Now, what is it?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
You better put me on a shark?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
A shark?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Why would we what's your favorite down?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm not calling it? Why there's no need is let's
get it. Let's go to traffic.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I've got some tickets going to see Bens and Boon
up next at the Australian.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
People want people want.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I think the only thing we.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Were sinking around for his analysis joke, which maybe we'll
hear up next.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You've got we got close.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Let's worry about Elon mask moving right along. Elon's right off,
I reckon here. So he's a big supporter of Trump.
Is that one of these?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Is it the Inauguration's not just a big supporter, he's like,
he's on his staff, he's the head of his high him.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He's got this new position of.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Like head of efficiency, which is eerily similar.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
To the position they's to.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Hand out when they were making the Soviet Union. Anyway,
carry on well, from Soviet Union to the salute that
he did when he was addressing a whole bunch of
Trump supporters, He's done the Nazi salute.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Looks a lot like it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It looks like one, smells like one, looks like one.
And does it twice as well? Yeah, like I've always
the one off. I'd be like, yeah, sure, but you know,
in the words of George W.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Bush, for me once go on, shame on me.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But anyway, I don't want to get too bogged down
that because obviously it gets very serious.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
But I think he's definitely done that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
His excuse, though, which I think is ridiculous, was no, no, no, no.
I wasn't doing the Nazi salute. I was doing the
Oath of Hirat, which is from Roman times. Yep, it's
not as well known for Roman times. Clearly it is
famous for Nazi times. I think he's done, which is
which is what the Nazis took the the other variety
of it their own. I think even if you did
(13:01):
take it from them, you'd still know that it was
famous because of the Nazis. It's like all of us saying, hey,
I'm seeing my I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It's like, wait, Whitney made that famous.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Great example, thank you. It's exactly like that. Now, thank you. Now,
now that's true.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Right, you can't ignore it, you know, you can't go
you know. So Whitney wasn't involved there. She was the
voice carry on with I.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Want to focus on the fact that he's come up
with a very poor excuse for some bad behavior.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yes, now, Will McMahon.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yes, Of all the years I've known you, I think
you are the best person on the planet, and coming
up with excuses for.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Bad behavior, I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You're just you're on the fly, you're on the spot,
and you always weasele your way out of getting into trouble.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So we're going to do more of these up next.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm going to kick off with one though, Okay, just
to show people how good you are at this.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Just just just watch the man work here and I'll say,
you've got a pen and paper like right, Because there's
a common, common, common occurrences of bad behavior that pop
up in our lives. So will Yeah, you get caught
throwing dog poo over your neighbor's fence.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, what's your excuse?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Ah, easy, the dog pool is infected. I've got a child.
You needed to get it out of the art.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Brings in the child. He always brings in the child.
That's his go to, uses the child like a shield.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
All right, there were ticks in the poop. Got a
child here, got to get it out of the art immediately.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's been a good day at the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
At the end of the day. Really sorry, how to
affect you.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You're a hero.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Here's a bottle of wine. Yeah, thanks for throwing the
pool over. Throw it over as much as you like.
More of these all right, here's another one quite common.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your partner.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah, your partner finds out that you watch the next
episode in a show you were watching together.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
What's your excuse?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You were worried that there was damaging material for them
in the next episode, so we wanted to watch it
so you could censor it for them.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
First hand.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You're watching Ted Lasso.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Ah, yeah, there was something to do with a breakup
in the episode, and you're really worried that was gonna
be damage starting.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
See, you're a good husband, sorry, not even a husband,
you're a good partner.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
All right.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Next one, your pass wind in an empty elevator. Okay,
but then the elevator stops and a number of people
get on.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
They all know what's happened. What's your excuse?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh, I had a Colin oscar Be coming out this afternoon,
heric really hectic.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Sorry about that. Apologize, just got to lead into that one.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I reckon no escape so illness or I just say
someone ripped on got out the stop before shocking.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What are you doing? You're blaming someone else? Or are
you are? Are you blaming illness?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What's the best I'd get them to pity me? So
I'd go Colin osc had to do the flight, the
treatment the night before. Nice God, you just because then?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Is there Guiltbert, I'm just saying you've got an illness.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I'm gaslighting them.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, yeah, and you come from the gloves are off here,
aren't they. I just said that I watch an episode
of ted Lasso ahead of my partner to make sure
she wasn't hurt by the fact that I might cheat
her in the future. This is this is nasty. I'm
not being a nice guy here. You're making me think
on the spot desperate excuse?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, no, fair enough, Good that you've good that you've
flagged it.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
All right, the next one? But you have actually done this?
You say your ex's name.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
In the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I've never done that, have you?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I haven't you have? What's your excuse?
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Though?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I didn't actually say my ex's name. Okay, so it
depends what the name is.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Okay, it's Maria. How are you using that? How are
you was that coming up?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
What I was actually saying was would you like to
marry me? But started again, marry Maria? Marry I want
to marry her. I want to marry I want to
marry her.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So you would to get out of it, you would
propose to the person.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
You would have to interested.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You'd have to be like, oh sorry, I was in
a stupor last night. Nice, I'm not a nice person here.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I told you that.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Don't look like that.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
But you know, thank you last month. This one's stuff
I reckon. This one's okay. Your partner makes you dinner
and you get busted.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Throwing it out and then ordering macus And we love
macas on this show. Yeah, I just want to say that, Yeah,
it's our favorite restaurant.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Wait, wherever they bust, they be ordering macas? Like have
I gone to the Have I left the house and
I've gone to go and get it? Am I throwing
the food in the bin like an extraordinary scenario?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Have they seen me? Have I tried to eat it?
Like if I looked like I'm eating it at stage?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Because she left in the fridge, you were you were
home late because you're at the pub, mariating you with
your mistress at the pub, you come home late, you
get the food, She catches you sliding the food off
your plate into a bin.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
If the doorbell goes and there's a Macas guy at
the door. Roger of the Maccas guy comes out right,
uber uber guy.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yes, okay, no you cooked it is story Regale, just
call us up. Tell us a great story over reggae music.
It's got to be about.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Sue. So your name might be Sue.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You might have been sued like Kendrick Lamar's record label
and Drake's record label.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Get that chat on the podcast. Can't be bothered. Explaining
again gets.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
A bit icky.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You might be a soushe ye Woods, You've got a
great story about a suit.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yes, I've stretched sue slightly.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
So because right now there's a lot of sues calling
up for the Binzenburger.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You need a story, guys.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, So Vietnam we have.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
A bit of regator kick as off. Maybe I.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Was in Vietnam for a family holiday over eighteen, maybe
stretching family holidays at that point. I don't know what
your stance is there, Like you know, when you're over eighteen,
can you still go on a family holiday where you
expect your mum and dad to pay for your a
com No, well I.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Did that, So I'm in Vietnam and I wanted a suit.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yep in Joyene, I imagine, Yes, they do a lot
of suits in Joyene. Anyway, so I went to the
store and I was in board shorts and the little
the gentleman who's.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Small, short, short of short stature, he.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Said to me, I'm gonna have to mead you up.
And I was like, for your life, and he said,
drop your drawers. Wasn't Mary Undies, but you know, I
was like, I can't make it back. I leave in
twenty four hours. I'm gonna drum with drawers. So there
why and I'm completely new.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Denise, when the walks past, you want to.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Denise, Yeah, he can.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I you've got to You've got a Sue story that
you want to tell over reggae have.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
A Sue story, But I have a supper supers, super
grandson who wants those tickets? Super?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Okay, Denise, what you've done that I got?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
You're done?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Double bust to Benson Boone the lives for the best
story and story regain.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
The topic is Sue Alyssa. Hi, guys, I was sued.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
I was sued. I was the plaintiff.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, and happens you're the one suing I believe.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Okay, no, so that I was the defendant, then.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Let's have a bit of reggae. Let's have a bit
of reggae. We'll come back alsa. That shut.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Love.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I love that Alyssa went for the legal term. You
were trying to show off, Alyssa and you got showed up.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, I'm forgoing for it, but you're the defendant here.
What happened?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yeah, so I was actually on Judge Judy.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh wow, the story got better. Okay, well, what.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Were you in for?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
So this was back when I was living in California.
We had a big party at our house and there
was a fire that happened, and my roommate tried to
blame the hookah. So I feel like the reggae music
is perfect.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Tried to blame the what sorry, the hookah, the.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Hook the shesha pipe.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
She thought, really, really, QUI M six to twelve.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
It was the hookah, the hookar.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Everything with the term we use these days is a
sex worker, Elyssa.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But thank you oaking hookah.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Jesus, Let's go to Gaylor in the place a lot it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I was like, it's a strange Californian accent.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
We just called them hooker.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, it makes sense. Let's go
to Galen. Caitlyn, you've got a story.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The theme is Sue, but you can stretch it.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, so nice and short and sweet. My brother's dog
ate a whole ton of sewerage, so we call us
Sue man.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Caitlyn, nice and easy, Sue riche very good, good work
there with the Sue.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Pu did you say a ton?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
She said a whole head. Ah ton, metric ton, thousand killers.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's why I'm shook.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
She didn't say a ton, No, she just said a
whole lot. Okay, she said a ton of.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh, but she was mean and just like when people
say it didn't literally mean.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's a quantity, you know when people say heats off.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, that's what you got. I'm a literal literal reggae.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That could be a solution though, anyway, So telling your
story On thirty one and six five over Reggae Music,
the topic is Sue Today double.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Past to Benson Boo.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The AO lives for the best story Tomorrow night at
six o'clock and we finally have a sue who's actually
called the show a sue.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Hi, how you going very well? I've got a little
I don't have a story, but i do love suit.
I'm addicted to short sleep or one tom set, so
whenever I've got a hangover, I'm feeling sick, so down
the Chinese shot to sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So you're a sue that like?
Speaker 7 (22:57):
So, I mean you've done the douvil it stinks of Maywell, Well,
come on, she's a sue.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
She's done it twice.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Absolutely not soue can not call up and just get
herself double buster Benson Burn for giving a warm time
hungover soup.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I reckon, I reckon. We've got to go to a
LISTA for the hooker.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Surely she's not.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Judge Judy, I'll give you an hooker set apartment on fire.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Unlessa finish it. Did it work? Did you? Did you
have to pay some cash when you were sued for
your activity with the hooker?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Judge Judy did call me annoying, and she also called
me a functional illiterate.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
But so I won, Yeah, and you've also won a
double passing And see benson Burn at the Aos tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Alessa amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Thank you, No worries it all mate, How bloody good
is that we've all learned something here today and some
amazing gigs down at the AI as well. Give me
the chance to Austrain Open finals and AO live tickets
to Austrain Open. HiT's different, Willain Wody, please order out
(24:11):
for Chris. Watch yourself, mate, We're coming for you.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Bizarre. I told you some men want to watch the
world burn.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And he just heard a great man tell a great
story about hanging out with Tom Hanks the cricket and
he goes, you know what, I can't have that guy
and he's Billy team.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I'm not sure if you've been involved with this, by
the way, and he will be. You will be investigated
jorly investigator away. Then oh, there's a couple of question
marks there.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Why would a random guy just call up and random
my story take a big ship on my story? No need,
no need there apart from you and you hate me
hanging out with these a greatest Now to keep things
moving on here because I've confirmed Hanks TI give me,
give me the tick, give me the tick a cricket
boxing day, Thanks for done. I was also hanging out
in Sri Lannka. Yes, over the break, this one bit brokeue.
(24:56):
But I was hanging out with a guy from London
who was in my hostel. Yes, I start hostels, still young,
in the dorm, still got a baby.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Did you go on? Was it a Kenticky tour? Now
he went on, It wasn't a Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
It wasn't a Kenticky.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Did you go to nightclubs while you were in Lanka?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Did? I?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Actually, brilliant?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Actually did you go over there with one of those
backpacking bags as well?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Is that you are kidding?
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You're thirty six?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Crap shocked by how old I was.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
A lot of the time we'd all go around age
and I realized that on the first night.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I was like, choose everyone. He is like twenty three.
I was thirty five and.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Your fle head.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, So anyway, I make good friends with this guy
from London.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, great, he's nine lovely gap years out of school.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
A gap year. You get him some advice. Let me
tell you a thing about what I was. I was school.
It doesn't mean So.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
We go to this and then we go to this
skate park slash bar, Oh god, what is right? Slash
bar yeah, really Actually that it was a defunct hotel
and they emptied out the pool to make a skate ring.
Oh yeah, very cool. And then everyone just stands around.
It's a nightclub. And also you can drop in on
the ball whenever you want to. That's the right terminology.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Drop.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think you just drop in. I don't know if
you're dropping on the ball. Dropping it on the bill
sounds like something else. Did you reverse kanka?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Did you drop?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Of course not, but jeez. I took the talk having
played cap on skates cheers and I'm talking to this
guy from London absolutely globes and I turned it.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Actually he turned to me and again.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I've got a video of this and in it to
kb our Digital Bridus will touch base on this tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
But he turned to me and he goes, buddy, el mate,
is that David.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Gettar Big David. Now David gets in his forties.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I know he's definitely too old to be at a
skate park, slam bar place. This is a cool place,
I'm telling you, mate, Just trust me, trust me.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I know cool. You don't that's fair? Actual, Now I'm
at it. I'm at a bar. I watched David get
to drop in on the ball.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You think you skateboard? So David get it? Honest, what
was he wearing?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Single it?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yes, that is.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Shorts, skate shoes drops in on the ball.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
David Gettar.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We watched him for a bit with his other London guy.
Turns to me he was with a personal videographer. Oh
that's interesting, right, So I don't just make these claims, mate,
there's evidence here.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
There's evidence here.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
How familiar are you with David Getton? Is it just
another Obviously we both googled him on the spot. Yeah,
classic had confirmation that it looks a lot like David
Ghettar right now.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Now, look, this video is online. Did you approach David?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No? God, but I wouldn't have approach Hanks. See this,
you'd panic in these situations. When I see these A graders,
I give them their space. I let them enjoy what
they're doing. If Getta wants to go and drop in
on a ball on a Sunday at a nightclub slash
skate park, I'm going to do that. Take him and
no one else was annoying him either, So just yeah, cool,
You're not a cool chat or a cool hang me
Speaker 3 (27:54):
As you've just don here