January 21, 2026 • 37 mins
- Hot or Dorky Dad
- Will's company spending
- Merrick Watts
- Phone Alone
- Ball Beats
- Embarrassing your children
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
As I enter middle aged fatherhood, I think I'm entering
into a zone which is I think nearly impossible to nail.
But I think that every father or aspiring father wants
to nail.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Do you think you're nailing fIF thing you currently? I
don't know. That's what I'm talking about it. So do
you think do you think I'm a hot dad or
a dorky dad?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
If we're talking about just aesthetically, you're a good looking god.
Not aesthetically, I mean like cool, so hot as in cool,
like yeah, oh you're dorky. You're definitely dorky because the
thing about you is you do a lot of things
that like, stereotypically are cool. Yeah, but because you keep
chasing these things that everyone thinks is cool, it becomes
uncoll It's like you're you're hunting.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Cool like it's a rabbit. Yeah, the wrong way to
go about call. So I disagree, clearly, clearly. Naturally, I
think anyone who puts DJ DECKX like in a drawer
in their kitchen, it's just trying too hard.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That's pretty cool. Yeah, see that's what you think. I
actually had a guy come over the.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Other day to come and tune the piano. Yeah, of couse,
thing he's ever seen. He was also a fifty five.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Year old dad piano.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You've got that market mate, big tick.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's not about that though.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And see this is the really weird thing, Like the
I actually was faced with this, and we're talking about
this in the meeting before that. The people that I
want to try and impress, the people that I have
a lot of disdain for, which is pretty much you're
under twenty five's because they have the.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Hit people in the world, right, cool, twenty five and under.
They're with it, right, Yes, they're.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Up to speed, and for some reason they're the ones
that I want to be in with, of course, but
I also can't stand them, and I'm not sure what that.
We'll study that dynamic a little bit later. Really, though,
the only thing that matters to me in all of
this is that I'm cooler than you.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's it. That's all that matters to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You're trying to compete just with me. I think, yeah,
I think you shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You should name so high.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So to start let's let's aim a little bit lower first, like,
don't come for the cool king. Let's just let's just
make sure that your average cool before you take down
to the king.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
The king, I think, I know that I've already got
your covered, but I think I think you need to
hear it from some other people. And I think I
need to hear it from some other people. Okay, So
thirteen one and six five, what I would love to
do right now is create a a jury of daughters,
if you will, on thirteen one and six five, a
(02:55):
daughter jury. So it's pretty much like I want my
daughter to think that I'm going to be cool.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
At that age.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's really what makes what we all want when our
daughters get to teenage years.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think both of us the dream is that we're
the cool dad that they're happy to bring from.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And they're really kind of the people that I would
guard as the threshold for deciding whether or not you're
call It's kind of like women around like younger than
the age of thirty, I would say, they're the ones
who have got the most disdain for uncool people.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They hang with the cool people.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So thirteen when I six five, I said, before can
we just get some daughters to call, and button Bush
and Jump pointed out, well, if you're a woman, you
are a daughter.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That is true, but daughter jury sounds a bit better
off there. So thirteen, you're under the age of thirty
and you'd like to be part of our daughter jury,
please give us a call right now.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm going to give this a crack today.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm going to put forward a few of the things
that I do that I think are the coolest things.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
That I've got. This is already so very dorky, but
you will do that tomorrow. Oh no, what yes, what
a cool person does?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, then you lose. I'll just go whatever and then
just like walk out. That's not cool, passag and that's
not cool. Used to be in the nineties. In the nineties.
I'm stuck in the nineties. So we kind of.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Need some yeah, some youngish women to kind of, I think,
sort this out between us.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, done, thirteen one and six five.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I need a a daughter jewry, a jury of daughters,
the jury of daughters six five daughter trying to establish
being a cool not a dorky dad. And I looked
at Jim yesterday and in my eyes I was like, Wow,
this is as cool as a dad gets.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I guess thing, Well.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Just Jim Courryer thrashing out Metallica on a drum kit.
I don't know how old Jim is. I'd say nearly sixty.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And I'd tell you he looks amazing.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Stud say he's in the sixties. I'd looked at that
and I was like, wow, Courier, so cool. But then
I was reminded of the fact that we are also
two dads. Yeah, and we're not the right people to
judge this.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do think the whole audience found that very cool, though,
like people were on their feet. And also I think
what made it cool from him is he was very
nonchalant about it. Yeah, Like it was just like, oh whatever, Yeah,
I just did a drum solo, and that's important now
inherently with you bringing this to the radio show and
trying to be cool, you're not quite nailing that, But
I'm interested in.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Better better. Don't tell me what is better or not.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
On the Coolking, You'll have the cook You have a
tattoo that says cool dad on your ankle with an
arrow pointing up at you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, because I'm the cool dad. So it's pointing to me, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now you have brought a big game between twenty six.
Thank you brought some got some hair going. Yep, it's
sign Baker hair with the tips tips, good stuff and
the cool people to tips.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Probably got yourself a new bike and some new shoes
for it. No, but got its service today. But it's
not important, all right. I've asked for a jury of
daughters to come on the show. Yes, that is John
Mayer's daughters with the Law and Order fame.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And that's that's just Radio Gold guys, Michael, Shark, Daniel
in there.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now, Meg, you're a daughter, Yes, I am. Okay, your
dad's seventy six. Yeah, he's an old seller. I think
I just.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Need I'm just going to reel off. I'm going to
choose my three currently coolest things. Yeah all right, I
think coolest things.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
And I'm just going to go to Can we have
all the girls on live? Is that all right? I've
got Mealer, I've got Emily, and I've got Meg. Are
you all there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Jeez, all of a sudden, this is a bit nerve wrecking,
isn't it. You're really putting yourself out there. Meg's and
how did I get how did I get sucked in news? Yeah,
you're trying way too hard. Meg you're in your twenties.
Emily you're in your twenties. And Meal you're thirteen. Yeah,
okayat three daughters, good range on the phone.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Sorry, I'll ask you first, Meg, do you listen to
the show a bit?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm just interested without Will pitching himself as being cool
out of the two of us, which one would you
say is cooler?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
That I mean, if you have to ask you do
you know the answer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't you?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Will is the one asking the question right now, make
that very clear that Will is the one driving this
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But don't think of that too much, like who is
cooler out of Will?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And I?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Hm, I probably have to go with forty.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Bang bang bang bang early point. But so but Meg,
so Will is now going to bring up some things.
Who just asked in a cool way? Why did you
do this in a cool way?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You can do You can do your thing tomorrow. All right,
here we go, guys. All right, okay, so nervous, nervous?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, like, imagine if you had a list of things
that you wrote about yourself that you thought were the
coolest things about you and you're reading them out to
three women on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Very vulnerable, very vulnerable, also instantly not cool. I agree
with that, but this is the only way we can
do it. So here we go. Guys. I have one
earring on one of my ears. Meg Meg thoughts.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It could be cool.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I think tends what the earring is saying. It's just
a hoop.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We'll take that miler cooler and call I mean.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
My brother has one earring as well, and I mean,
yeah for a dad, cool.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
For a dad. Unbelievable. Bang, that's two out of three, Emily,
you can say. But it's a moot point. Now is
that cool or not? No, it's not cool pot out
of three. I don't worry about it, moving on it.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
I just thought I'm gonna get to certain I traving
one air ring.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Just this is the this is the issue. This is
the old See, this is what I'm finding out. So
as soon as you start reaching into trying to be cool.
Once people realize people didn't know him a dad though.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Anonymously, If people see me and they don't know I'm
a dad though, that guy's cool. As soon as they
find out I've got a child's well, I'm not seen
on the street with my child, Woodie, I'm not seen
with her.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You're still looking at the guys in his late thirties
maybe early forties, with an earring late twenties.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
People saw me. Okay, moving on all right, here we
go guys.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Rather than paying with credit card, I started paying with
cash a bit more recently.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Meg cooler, uncool?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
See I use cash, so I think that's cool, But
I unfortunately think maybe other people might not think cool.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Milo is that cooler? Uncol cash.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I think it's it's cool. It's not a.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Cool Emily cash cooler Uncle.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
I think it's cool, got only because I watched my
parents struggle with Battle pay.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
That's yeah. I agree cash is cool. Cash is cool.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Although one thing you've left at is that you keep
your cash in a small pencil case. Just want to
label something before we are joined by Merrick Wads. Yeah,
you're not gonna love what I want to talk about
now for them, Yeah, three to four minutes, you're probably
gonna hate it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I know what it is going to be about.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is that is that right?
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I will?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Obviously?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I know I knew as soon as I saw the email,
I had the account I actually had the accountant over this morning,
did you because you have some.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Stuff to work out because our accountant, I've got a
mutual account Will, but.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We've got we've got a company.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's called Will and Woody Proprietory Limited, and we decided
eight months ago, seven months.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Ago that had the big call bill.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It was a good idea for us both to get
a credit card, responsibly, a business credit card. And we said, look,
I mean we don't have to go into all the
purchase we're potentially going to make.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But we both said it's pretty black and white.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
There's some obvious business purchases that we can put on
the business credit card.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And we were like, great, and now I barely used mine.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Because I'm going to be us.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't make many business purchases, like why did that
business need to make purchases? But unfortunately, Wilbur, you've used
the business like your own little piggybank.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
My friends, because.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We received an email from our accountant going over. She
just said, look, there's some transactions here, guys, and I
just don't know how their business transactions.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
So play a bit of music. I'm going to go
through it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
The big spender, and I just want you to explain
to me wilbur as to how you thought this was
a business expense.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
So did all your dirty work in November and December.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
So the big boy obviously did a few months where
he was a good boy, and then he was like,
it's the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, maybe maybe I'll have a little bit of fun.
So you find yourself down.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
All justifiable by the way, Well you tell me, mate, what.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You I'm going to go through each transaction. You can
explain it. So is on the business credit card. Love
a bowl, got yourself in a sigh? Bo what happened there?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Need a bit of sugar for the show? I reckon,
that's a business transaction. So you're gone twelve bucks there.
You then went to Baker's Delight, Baker's Delight a little bit.
The big boy.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
He's on the clock.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That one was four bucks four dolls for cheese one
of these days, and outrage.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Fruits on parade, Fruits on parade, fruits on parade, fruit
and bed shop.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yep, I thought you do the fruit and bed shopping.
Check it on the business card.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Next to Love a bar next well, and then if
anyone knows that street that's stripping Clifton Hill just just
knocked them all off.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You're clearly down their way in the card according to you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
For business, you chuck your sad on and you go
and do some business very hard morning.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
This one absolutely as a shock.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Imagine if someone got all your expenditure on a hangover.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
This is mine.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is a lot of fun So this is this
is a funny one and I need an explanation here.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
But you went to mccoppin's, which is a very classic
the supermarket in Clifton Hill.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
There, Yeah, you really don't move far now when you're
making your search. You went to mcoppin's, you spent ninety
nine dollars ninety nine, But then get this on the
on the same day, only an hour later, you went
back to mccoppins and you spend eighty.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Nine dollars fifty two.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So what did you what did you forget the first
time you went to the supermarket or did you do
that thing where you got through it all in the
car and then did you.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
The car? What were you buying? I reckon I would
have gone back for more booze right, and I'll just
remind everyone the holidays. The holidays, it's just far. We
put it on the company card anyway. We don't have
time to go through all the transactions. Well, I think
(13:07):
the worst one that I had to cover up for. Yeah,
we'll do them tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, why if we don't need to come back, No,
we can. This is an honest mistake. It was an
honest mistake.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I've got I've got pages of transactions here. This is
a mistake in the Wolf of Fall Street. You've been
busted and the Taxman's coming.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's always an absolute pleasure to have Merrick Watt's on
the show, truly, I think one of the funniest men
in Australia. He's got a brand new drink out now
called Posca. I'm sure you guys have seen it or
heard of it. And if you only gone see Mez
get along to an Idiot's Guide to Wine Volume three,
coming to the Comedy this year Comedy Festival near you.
He's going to be all over the country right now. Though,
Mez joints us on the phone mess how are you.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Boys?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
The producers were like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So you've got Meeric on you know there's Brooklyn beckon
things every and then they're like, hey, didn't MEZ used
to do a show in twenty thirteen with Melby and
he's close with Victoria Beckham.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
You can ask me about the Spice Girl. So I
harassed them.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
I've made him all, I've worked with them all and
we're practically best mates. I have ever ever met David
Beckham all the rest of his family, but I'm happy
to speak about my relationship with them.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So hang on, hang on. So we worked with Melby.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Did she ever talk about her relationship with Poshm?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
No?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Not really, No, she never talked about the Spice Girls.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You didn't see much to Melby during that show, did
you anyway? She was not really there. No, it's not really.
There's a lot she flew in.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
She she rolled me and Jules Land a ripper though,
Like I'm not joking, one of the best all time.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Melby goes, I want to do a team dinner.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah, I'm going to go to Icebergs. I want to
go to Icebergs, right, so I want to get We
got to Icebergs. Down to bond I, notoriously the most
expensive restaurant in Australia. We get down there with with
her former husband Stefan, whose real name is Stephen, but
then he's calling himself Stefan. She is a massive which
is not really a bit of a flag for me,
to be honest, right, I'm not anyway, So we get there,
(15:01):
Sophie Monk can't make it, so it's me and Jules Lund.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Clever from so Clever from so great tap out class,
so smart. Last minute, Oh I can't.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
I might have an upset stomach or cancer or not,
just an upset stomach. Anyway, I'm out. We're going nuts
on the food and the wine. Right, it's really expensive,
and Jules and I go, holy shit. We know that
they've got a different budget to us, but we're going
to go through easies in this. So any way, whatever
the bill comes out and we're going, look, we'll just
divide it up and melt and her husband just go no.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
She goes no, no.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Forget, I've got this, and I went fantastic. How Jews
and I going wow, And we look at the bill
and it's like four or five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
They've gone nuts.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Yeah, So then she told the owner of the restaurant
that I said the food was too salty and he
came and abused me and I had no reason.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I don't understanding why he was.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Yelling at me, going what's wrong with a food merry?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is it too salty for you?
Speaker 9 (15:54):
And I'm going, no, no, it's fine, just because if
it is too salty, you can say it's too salty
and I go, no, it's fine. Then the next flag
is on Monday when our boss walks into me in
Lundy and just goes, who do you two think you are?
And we're like, what you expect the company to pick
up this tab?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I love Melby. I loved so much. I loved so much,
like jeers of blood coming out of my arm. It's
really great. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Now meys, we're just saying you're fifty two, you look amazing,
you best you ever been. I know you're into this
whole like get up early productivity, geek style, fitness. Did
you get into the whole fitness game? Pre or post
winning sas Australia That was.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Pre I can talk about that.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
I can talk about it.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It's actually quite boring now I think about it. But
I just want to know, Yeah I interested. One of
us is interested. Mary. He was just just drinking away
the paint. That's what pasca does. It drinks pain. We've
all got pain.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Sometimes people just drink away their fears, their inhibitions, or
their their shame.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's just when drink away shape. So why did you
get into fitness? What got you into fitness? Mary?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I had I just got really really heavy, right.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
I was pushing probably about one hundred kegs because I
had kids just start eating everything that they're not eating
and just eating more, and you just become a bit more,
you know, And I got really hefty. But I just
was like, I looked at myself. I saw a photo
of myself in the newspaper. Oh right, And at first
I didn't recognize.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That who you didn't recognize yourself. I wanted to tease
that guy. I'm going to bully him.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
So, oh, you're the guy you want to bully.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Do you know what it's like? Do you want to do?
You know what?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Like the conflict you have inside? I wanted to bully yourself.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh you just christ.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
When you're going to have another dim sim I think
they called a photo me eating something and I just
looked like, you know, jab at the heart just right?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
What were you getting pad for Mary. Was it just
like Merry spotted Nah nah, I.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Was just leaving a brothel and this is one of
those moments where they just they got.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Me and now the producers tell me to wrap you up?
All right, Pasca cure? Is that shame? Gee?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Wizards, you got a lot of it, So get a boscar.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Along.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You are trying to convince us that someone else is
in the car with you. On thirteen one oh six
y five, we decided someone else actually there or you're
just putting on a.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Voice and will. But today if you do trick us
a little bit of cash for you. Yeah, I mean
a lot of the beautiful people that have called already.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
We didn't mention the money before, deliberately because we just
want pure players. Yes, absolutely, people that are here for
the love of the game, not for the cash. But
there is five hundred dollars for the person that manages
to trick us in phone alone today, all thanks to
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Speaker 4 (19:07):
Maria, Hi, who are you in the car with Maria?
Speaker 7 (19:12):
My mom Irene Irene okay?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Where are you?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
And mom?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
After him?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
We just picked up from down the coast. Then we're
heading home.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Really okay, I can I hear from Irene? Please?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Hello, how are you inside? And nice to meet you.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It is so lovely to meet you as well, Irene.
What's your accent? Irene?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
South America?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And what were you doing down on the coast Maria.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
I went on to pick up mum and she was
visiting some friends that she used to live down there,
so she spent a week.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
So that was a question for Irene. That was a
question for Irene. You did, s Maria, Marie, excuse me?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Do you still live in Queen and see them?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Are I gone there?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
For?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
This?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Is this my friend and I have it ten days
from I really enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I would love to get you. Need to talk to you, Irene.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But I mean that is if this is a voice,
Maria is the best, Irene.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Where are you from in South America? Irene? I'm na
it's legit.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That is one hundred Irene is real. There is two
people in that car.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, we think there's two people there, Maria.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Yes, correct.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh wow, Oh it's so nice to meet you, Irene.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Nice to meet you you too. You sent very nice man.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Oh, thank you you sound like a wonderful woman. It's
actually been like you know what that was.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
That was a wonderful story in jen You guys can
have the five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Oh thanks to glow Beard take it. That was awesome.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Thank you, love you more.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Your chance to go to the AO finals before we
do those.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Speaking of ball beats, if you missed it yesterday we
were down live at the AO. Big thanks to the
AO for having us down there, wood Row and speaking
of ball beats, mister Tennis himself, Jim Courreer won the
AO twice. All of your TVs right now, obviously commentating
the Australian Open. He came down he'd been We called
him out on a year long bet. He said he
was the best drummer who wasn't a drummer in the world.
(21:18):
He said, fine, pick a song, will bring the kid.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
He did.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
He came down to top court at the AO and
thrashed out Metallica live in front of a full crowd.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Over listen.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Guy thing.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well and then he arrogantly said, I just won my
third Australian over Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, And I think you pre prepared that line if
I'm honest. Anyways, check it out. TikTok and Instagram will
and what if you want to see it? This is
side to behold.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Thanks again for Jim for coming down right now though
your chance to go to the A Finals.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
This is willan Woodies.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Experience more with an AO twenty six gram pass on
sale now starting from just thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So will about you?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Well your drama song on some ball canisters here tennis
ball canisters.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Australian Open official Dunlop.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Ball canisters spell great and you guys listening just have
to tell us what song will is beating on the
balls to go to the final of the Australian Open.
We've got April here April. You'll be the first one
having a guess.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Good luck? Have you heard this game before April?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I have yet?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
So I tried to get through yesterday or what.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
When we did it live? Did you get it? Did
you guess? Brittany? No, honestly, if you haven't heard it before,
it is a hard bit, There's no doubt about that.
But there's the lot oft tickets in downwards hents. Why
people call here? We go okay? Thang? I sorry? So
why are using your fingers?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You've got drumsticks and transferred to fingers. I think I
better texture with my fingers. I can't know the context. Please,
Oh sorry, it was a ball rattle.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Can I get someone in here to hold this canister
for me? Please? Because it's just it's.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Moving too much running in Sorry about this, April, we are.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
A profession I'm sorry, April, I'm sorry about this. The
problem is I have to empty out the canisters. This one,
please leave you hold that one? Yeah, they I have
to take out different balls from the cannisters to get
different sounds.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's obviously we're playing different notes. You don't care. All right,
let's do it, April. What do you think it is? April?
Speaker 7 (23:56):
I actually have no idea that I'm going to go, Julia.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
No, I guess there. April makes the play. Let the
play we're after? Eric, double past the AO Men's final.
Do you want to hear it again?
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Eric?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
What do you think you've got it?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Could I hear it again?
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Please?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Sure? Sure? Pressure on? Will let's go again? Producer Levine
and just holding you? What do you do it work? Today?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Darn held a ball cannister on one of the boys
dreamed on it's on the show live.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
All right, here we go Eric, Eric, Oh, I'm gonna
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Is it end the beginning?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
End? It's not in the beginning, it's not in the beginning.
Good try, though, I'm not across that song. I'm just
going to give a little hint here, small hint, hey, Hey,
no hints. This is my bit. It's a small.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
One drumming mate, unless you want to come over here
and put your reputation on the line.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No way, exactly. I can't do it where I can
do it. Let's go to Trish. Let's go to Trish. Trish, Hi, there,
do you know what it is? No?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Could you play the game.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
It's a hard bit hard to hear here you go?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh my god, I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
You're ready for my small hint?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Now?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Will well? I mean now, no one's got it. We
just we've played this song a lot. I reckon, I
played this song a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Everyone's heard this song a lot. Can I say the
gender of the artist will?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I don't know if there is one? Ah?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, okay, Trish, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'm here.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Why I really want to win these ticket?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
No, Trish, double pass the O finals? What do you reckon?
Speaker 10 (25:53):
It is?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Let's go again?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, No, you've heard a Trish.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Just got to go back to April otherwise.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Oh gosh, I don't know, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's a good guess. It's it's playing the percentages. Well done,
but let's go to April April. Do you know what
it is yet?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
No?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Can I have another?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Here?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Okay? Here we go? Oh god, is he even in
the team getting it? No shakes, we're back. Why did
we get it?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I just think I don't know. I just think I
need to do another hint maybe.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Okay, Yeah, it's an animal. Okay, here we animal. Oh,
it's an animal.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
There's an animal in the title of the song.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Okay, nice, all right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Oh I'm ready, I have the tiger.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
No, no, no, and she's guessing.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
We've got to move on.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Eric on thirty one and six five back in here,
one of the players here for AO Ballbeats experienced war
with an a twenty six ground pass on sale now
starting from just thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Eric, are you ready for another? For another round?
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Look we'll seere we go.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, I'm playing a song melody on ball canisters for
the AO Here we go.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Finals tickets for whoever guess is it?
Speaker 8 (27:08):
Here?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
We go?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Hard game, Eric, hard game.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Well, I don't think you're a good drama man, I.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Think, Eric, Eric aage for Eric, Eric, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
But the problem is Woody with anything instrumental in his
hand kind death.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
He's gone, so I have to step up to the plate.
I'm so sorry, Eric, Eric.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The title has a color and an animal in it.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Giving away a lot.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Now, well we're there are We're doing this for six minutes.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Someone needs to win animal, animal, color and animal. I'm
gonna have to time you had. Eric, have a guess?
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Oh is it?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Guys, stop guessing. I'm going to sing a little bit
of I played did did? Did? Did? That's the start
of it fresh what is it? Trash? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh man, let me play this one more type of vindication.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Now you know?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Now you know what it is here? It is all right?
Here we go, just perfect. Come on, I gotta do.
Eric has the nerves. You come on here and have
a crack a j. Eric.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Now that you've heard it, Now that you've heard it, Eric, Eric, Yeah,
now that you've heard it, do you agree it wasn't
a bad job?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
It was all right?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You're happy you got your woods. Want to talk about
the big story in the world means truth almighty.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I haven't necessarily been following this, but I was definitely
across it.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
So Rooklyn Beckham hates his family. Wow, I just I
just feel like that. I've definitely summarized it there a bit.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
But for like months and months, there's just been a
lot of rumors around the fact that there's been a
falling out between Brooklyn Beckham and his famous parents David Beckham,
Sir David Beckham and Posh Fine Golden Ball's bloody open of.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Cause his bloody knighted. You're kind to night anyone, David Beckham,
David Admbury.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But yeah, I get it out of the David's out
of the David, you know, and Edinburgh probably who's your
favorite David.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
We'll do that tomorrow. He's good kicking a ball, though,
he's very good at kicking a ball.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Imagine that the Knights of Yesteryear, who were actually you know,
knighted for saving a village or something. Just that guy
kicked the ball, so he got the highest order of
the British Empire, you know.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, but if he was on a battlefield, like you'd
utilize his foot, wouldn't you get him to kick kick
balls at the opposition. Anyway, back on topic, so Brooklyn
turns out doesn't like him, but we never really knew
what was going on. It was always just a bit
of gossip and whatnot. Anyway, yesterday, Brooklyn Beckham does this
massive Instagram post just revealing it all. So I'll just
(30:15):
I'll just read out a couple of quotes here. So
he's basically said, I've had no choice but to speak
for myself.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
I'm not being controlled. I'm standing up for myself.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
And then he brings up examples like the night before
our wedding, So he's married to a woman called Nicola Pelts,
and he's kind of made it pretty clear that the
family doesn't like Nicola.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Beckhams don't like it.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
David and posh By, they do not approve of Brooklyn's wife.
The night before their wedding, members of his family told
him that Nicola was not blood and not family. And
then apparently the brothers, so he's I don't know, his
brothers are called Cruz and.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
He's not blood.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, it's I guess it's true, said, I mean my
parents didn't say to my now wife and up for
a wedding though, Hey, just so you know, mim, you're
not blood.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah, it didn't come out for the wedding. Well apparently.
So the brothers are called Cruise in Romea.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Apparently they were sent by David and Posh to attack
Brooklyn on social media.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Sent yeah, mercenaries.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
What I've taken from it, Brooklyn's whole thing is that
David Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Where's Brooklyn in the family.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oldest he's the oldest son, and there's two kids after him,
Cruise and Romea. Right, great names anyway, and they're all
doing great things.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
One of them is a rapper of what does Brooklyn do?
He's a chef right up and coming. It does great
tiktoks cooking things. Oh okayiktok chef, Yeah, TikTok chef. I
mean chef being a chef.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Bloody hard work, oh, no doubt. I'm not sure if
he's worked in the kitchen, but he does the tiktoks.
He just he just gets on TikTok and cooks of
spaghetti and then he's like, you know, how good's that?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
So the big one though, and this is kind of
I mean, I find this one a tiny bit funny
as well. It's obviously very serious, but I find this
one a little bit funny. Apparently, on their wedding day,
when it was time for Brooklyn to have his first
dance with his wife Nicola, that was in the schedule,
it's going to be the romantic first dance. Apparently Victoria
Beckham posh spices had a word to the DJ, changed
(32:13):
the schedule and then like stole the limelight and she
did a dance with Brooklyn instead of the wife.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
She danced with her son.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
She danced with her son instead of him Brooklyn getting
the first dance with his wife, and like completely stole
the limelight and then really strangely inappropriately danced on Brooklyn
so like gyrated on him.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Right right, where's mum?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
Yeah, mum grind grinded on Brooklyn be at his wedding.
Would you let your mum do that? No, your mum's
posh spice.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yes, no, still know, I still know she's blood.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
So and then Brooklyn has said that really embarrassed me
in front of my partner on our wedding day. So
this is what I want to know. On thirteen one
sixty five. Because I do think this happens maybe on
a smaller scale. What's the embarrassing thing your parent did
in front of your partner? One comes to mind for me, yes, right,
just embarrassing things your parents have done generally when you
(33:16):
bring your partner over to their house, something they do
in front of your new partner, because because that's the
time you feel really nervous introducing your partner to your parents,
and you're like and you kind of have a chat
with your parents, You're like, just don't do anything with you.
I just I just want her to think her or
him to think that we're a normal family.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
And my dad would always go for a gag.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
It's just a.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Recurring gag where he's like, I'm gonna do the peanut
butter joke. I'm like, please, don't do the peanut butter joke.
He'd go into the toilet and then he'd go, sorry, guys,
issue with the plumbing, and have peanut butter over his hands.
It's not exactly, it's not funny. And all all my
girlfriends have come over and just be mortified that what's he's.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Just gone and gone through his own.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Shocking if it comes a bit of a support for them,
doesn't it enjoyed it started enjoying it.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
So I suppose six.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Five the thing that your parent did to embarrassing in
front of your partner, we don't calls from parents here
and things that they've deliberately done to embarrass their kids
in front of their new partners as well. Absolutely, because
it sounds like it does become a bit of a sport.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Absolutely all right. I was to Rachel here.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
One I came out the back in Max was covet
in glitter and I'm like, what are you doing? And
then Pim came around the corner, also nude, coviing glitter
and I was like, oh my god, holy yeah, I
had to install a curtain in her room. You sorry
you installed on Goodson? Yeah, said me. She's like mom
doesn't care. And I was like, it's not about your mum,
(34:43):
it's about me. I don't have to wake up and
deal with this.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Let's go to Rachel.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Hey, will Woody, Hello, Rachel, your dad did something to
embarrass you in front of your partner.
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Yeah, it was my best friend actually on my hands night,
I was in Liverpool in England about to get the
ferry and go from to the Hence party in Dublin,
and we got ready six o'clock in the morning, went
to leave and my dad was at the bottom of
the staircase with his back pack Weddy, and I was like,
what are you doing? He goes, I'm coming with you.
I was like, no, you're not. He's going, Yes, I am.
(35:15):
He got on the ferry. We couldn't get rid of him,
got to Dublin, got dressed up, he checked in the
same backpackers were all in the backpacker room with my dad,
and my friends didn't know what to say to him
because everyone was uncomfany. No one knew what to do.
They didn't know him. And then we got ready to
go clubbing and he's like, oh, where are we going?
And my best friend was like, I'm just going to
(35:37):
have to say you are absolutely not coming clubbing with us.
That dad is it. And so we went clubbing, got
back and he was sitting up waiting at two o'clock
in the morning, completely roomed my hand's side. But that's
my dad for you.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
A right kind of endearing at a.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Yeah, yeah, he did walk in on me and my
partner at the time too.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Very embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Later on, just my dad was just like always there. No.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I had the same thing with my partner's mum when
when she walks in and ass she didn't leave.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
They just stand there and you don't know what chat
they try and chat. They were like, oh, sorry, I
didn't know anyway. What do you guys want to get out?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, I was like, I actually said Dad, can you leave?
And he just stood there and said, I'm just getting
something out of the desk because obviously I didn't live
at home anymore, and he thought it was his desk,
and he did. He walked up to the desk and
carried on with his paperwork. Just crazy.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Gond Rachel, thanks for the cool, wonderful stories. Hobby. You
can have yourself a turn a doll. Holy Mollybucha, thanks
for that. The lesson there is that I reckon.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
There's just dads need a hobby when their daughters get
old enough.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, you just need something else to do.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah, they just get a little bit too involved.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I's got to be here when I six five, Benny,
your dad did something in front of your girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
Hello, So I was on the phone to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
We're on the black How.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Old you been, I'm fourteen, all right, yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Yeah, So we're we're dating for about a month at
the time. And then my dad walked in and looked
straight into my eyes, didn't even not just walk straight in.
Death stared me if I didn't walk my out
I heard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
As I enter middle aged fatherhood, I think I'm entering
into a zone which is I think nearly impossible to nail.
But I think that every father or aspiring father wants
to nail.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Do you think you're nailing fIF thing you currently? I
don't know. That's what I'm talking about it. So do
you think do you think I'm a hot dad or
a dorky dad?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
If we're talking about just aesthetically, you're a good looking god.
Not aesthetically, I mean like cool, so hot as in cool,
like yeah, oh you're dorky. You're definitely dorky because the
thing about you is you do a lot of things
that like, stereotypically are cool. Yeah, but because you keep
chasing these things that everyone thinks is cool, it becomes
uncoll It's like you're you're hunting.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Cool like it's a rabbit. Yeah, the wrong way to
go about call. So I disagree, clearly, clearly. Naturally, I
think anyone who puts DJ DECKX like in a drawer
in their kitchen, it's just trying too hard.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That's pretty cool. Yeah, see that's what you think. I
actually had a guy come over the.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Other day to come and tune the piano. Yeah, of couse,
thing he's ever seen. He was also a fifty five.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Year old dad piano.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You've got that market mate, big tick.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's not about that though.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And see this is the really weird thing, Like the
I actually was faced with this, and we're talking about
this in the meeting before that. The people that I
want to try and impress, the people that I have
a lot of disdain for, which is pretty much you're
under twenty five's because they have the.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Hit people in the world, right, cool, twenty five and under.
They're with it, right, Yes, they're.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Up to speed, and for some reason they're the ones
that I want to be in with, of course, but
I also can't stand them, and I'm not sure what that.
We'll study that dynamic a little bit later. Really, though,
the only thing that matters to me in all of
this is that I'm cooler than you.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's it. That's all that matters to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You're trying to compete just with me. I think, yeah,
I think you shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You should name so high.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So to start let's let's aim a little bit lower first, like,
don't come for the cool king. Let's just let's just
make sure that your average cool before you take down
to the king.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
The king, I think, I know that I've already got
your covered, but I think I think you need to
hear it from some other people. And I think I
need to hear it from some other people. Okay, So
thirteen one and six five, what I would love to
do right now is create a a jury of daughters,
if you will, on thirteen one and six five, a
(02:55):
daughter jury. So it's pretty much like I want my
daughter to think that I'm going to be cool.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
At that age.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's really what makes what we all want when our
daughters get to teenage years.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think both of us the dream is that we're
the cool dad that they're happy to bring from.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And they're really kind of the people that I would
guard as the threshold for deciding whether or not you're
call It's kind of like women around like younger than
the age of thirty, I would say, they're the ones
who have got the most disdain for uncool people.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They hang with the cool people.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So thirteen when I six five, I said, before can
we just get some daughters to call, and button Bush
and Jump pointed out, well, if you're a woman, you
are a daughter.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That is true, but daughter jury sounds a bit better
off there. So thirteen, you're under the age of thirty
and you'd like to be part of our daughter jury,
please give us a call right now.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm going to give this a crack today.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm going to put forward a few of the things
that I do that I think are the coolest things.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
That I've got. This is already so very dorky, but
you will do that tomorrow. Oh no, what yes, what
a cool person does?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, then you lose. I'll just go whatever and then
just like walk out. That's not cool, passag and that's
not cool. Used to be in the nineties. In the nineties.
I'm stuck in the nineties. So we kind of.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Need some yeah, some youngish women to kind of, I think,
sort this out between us.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, done, thirteen one and six five.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I need a a daughter jewry, a jury of daughters,
the jury of daughters six five daughter trying to establish
being a cool not a dorky dad. And I looked
at Jim yesterday and in my eyes I was like, Wow,
this is as cool as a dad gets.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I guess thing, Well.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Just Jim Courryer thrashing out Metallica on a drum kit.
I don't know how old Jim is. I'd say nearly sixty.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And I'd tell you he looks amazing.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Stud say he's in the sixties. I'd looked at that
and I was like, wow, Courier, so cool. But then
I was reminded of the fact that we are also
two dads. Yeah, and we're not the right people to
judge this.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do think the whole audience found that very cool, though,
like people were on their feet. And also I think
what made it cool from him is he was very
nonchalant about it. Yeah, Like it was just like, oh whatever, Yeah,
I just did a drum solo, and that's important now
inherently with you bringing this to the radio show and
trying to be cool, you're not quite nailing that, But
I'm interested in.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Better better. Don't tell me what is better or not.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
On the Coolking, You'll have the cook You have a
tattoo that says cool dad on your ankle with an
arrow pointing up at you.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, because I'm the cool dad. So it's pointing to me, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now you have brought a big game between twenty six.
Thank you brought some got some hair going. Yep, it's
sign Baker hair with the tips tips, good stuff and
the cool people to tips.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Probably got yourself a new bike and some new shoes
for it. No, but got its service today. But it's
not important, all right. I've asked for a jury of
daughters to come on the show. Yes, that is John
Mayer's daughters with the Law and Order fame.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And that's that's just Radio Gold guys, Michael, Shark, Daniel
in there.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now, Meg, you're a daughter, Yes, I am. Okay, your
dad's seventy six. Yeah, he's an old seller. I think
I just.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Need I'm just going to reel off. I'm going to
choose my three currently coolest things. Yeah all right, I
think coolest things.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
And I'm just going to go to Can we have
all the girls on live? Is that all right? I've
got Mealer, I've got Emily, and I've got Meg. Are
you all there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Jeez, all of a sudden, this is a bit nerve wrecking,
isn't it. You're really putting yourself out there. Meg's and
how did I get how did I get sucked in news? Yeah,
you're trying way too hard. Meg you're in your twenties.
Emily you're in your twenties. And Meal you're thirteen. Yeah,
okayat three daughters, good range on the phone.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Sorry, I'll ask you first, Meg, do you listen to
the show a bit?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm just interested without Will pitching himself as being cool
out of the two of us, which one would you
say is cooler?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
That I mean, if you have to ask you do
you know the answer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't you?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Will is the one asking the question right now, make
that very clear that Will is the one driving this
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But don't think of that too much, like who is
cooler out of Will?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And I?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Hm, I probably have to go with forty.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Bang bang bang bang early point. But so but Meg,
so Will is now going to bring up some things.
Who just asked in a cool way? Why did you
do this in a cool way?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You can do You can do your thing tomorrow. All right,
here we go, guys. All right, okay, so nervous, nervous?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, like, imagine if you had a list of things
that you wrote about yourself that you thought were the
coolest things about you and you're reading them out to
three women on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Very vulnerable, very vulnerable, also instantly not cool. I agree
with that, but this is the only way we can
do it. So here we go. Guys. I have one
earring on one of my ears. Meg Meg thoughts.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It could be cool.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I think tends what the earring is saying. It's just
a hoop.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We'll take that miler cooler and call I mean.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
My brother has one earring as well, and I mean,
yeah for a dad, cool.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
For a dad. Unbelievable. Bang, that's two out of three, Emily,
you can say. But it's a moot point. Now is
that cool or not? No, it's not cool pot out
of three. I don't worry about it, moving on it.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
I just thought I'm gonna get to certain I traving
one air ring.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Just this is the this is the issue. This is
the old See, this is what I'm finding out. So
as soon as you start reaching into trying to be cool.
Once people realize people didn't know him a dad though.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Anonymously, If people see me and they don't know I'm
a dad though, that guy's cool. As soon as they
find out I've got a child's well, I'm not seen
on the street with my child, Woodie, I'm not seen
with her.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You're still looking at the guys in his late thirties
maybe early forties, with an earring late twenties.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
People saw me. Okay, moving on all right, here we
go guys.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Rather than paying with credit card, I started paying with
cash a bit more recently.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Meg cooler, uncool?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
See I use cash, so I think that's cool, But
I unfortunately think maybe other people might not think cool.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Milo is that cooler? Uncol cash.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I think it's it's cool. It's not a.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Cool Emily cash cooler Uncle.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
I think it's cool, got only because I watched my
parents struggle with Battle pay.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
That's yeah. I agree cash is cool. Cash is cool.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Although one thing you've left at is that you keep
your cash in a small pencil case. Just want to
label something before we are joined by Merrick Wads. Yeah,
you're not gonna love what I want to talk about
now for them, Yeah, three to four minutes, you're probably
gonna hate it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I know what it is going to be about.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is that is that right?
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I will?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Obviously?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I know I knew as soon as I saw the email,
I had the account I actually had the accountant over this morning,
did you because you have some.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Stuff to work out because our accountant, I've got a
mutual account Will, but.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We've got we've got a company.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's called Will and Woody Proprietory Limited, and we decided
eight months ago, seven months.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Ago that had the big call bill.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It was a good idea for us both to get
a credit card, responsibly, a business credit card. And we said, look,
I mean we don't have to go into all the
purchase we're potentially going to make.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But we both said it's pretty black and white.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
There's some obvious business purchases that we can put on
the business credit card.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And we were like, great, and now I barely used mine.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Because I'm going to be us.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't make many business purchases, like why did that
business need to make purchases? But unfortunately, Wilbur, you've used
the business like your own little piggybank.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
My friends, because.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We received an email from our accountant going over. She
just said, look, there's some transactions here, guys, and I
just don't know how their business transactions.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
So play a bit of music. I'm going to go
through it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
The big spender, and I just want you to explain
to me wilbur as to how you thought this was
a business expense.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
So did all your dirty work in November and December.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
So the big boy obviously did a few months where
he was a good boy, and then he was like,
it's the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, maybe maybe I'll have a little bit of fun.
So you find yourself down.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
All justifiable by the way, Well you tell me, mate, what.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You I'm going to go through each transaction. You can
explain it. So is on the business credit card. Love
a bowl, got yourself in a sigh? Bo what happened there?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Need a bit of sugar for the show? I reckon,
that's a business transaction. So you're gone twelve bucks there.
You then went to Baker's Delight, Baker's Delight a little bit.
The big boy.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
He's on the clock.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That one was four bucks four dolls for cheese one
of these days, and outrage.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Fruits on parade, Fruits on parade, fruits on parade, fruit
and bed shop.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yep, I thought you do the fruit and bed shopping.
Check it on the business card.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Next to Love a bar next well, and then if
anyone knows that street that's stripping Clifton Hill just just
knocked them all off.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You're clearly down their way in the card according to you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
For business, you chuck your sad on and you go
and do some business very hard morning.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
This one absolutely as a shock.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Imagine if someone got all your expenditure on a hangover.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
This is mine.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is a lot of fun So this is this
is a funny one and I need an explanation here.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
But you went to mccoppin's, which is a very classic
the supermarket in Clifton Hill.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
There, Yeah, you really don't move far now when you're
making your search. You went to mcoppin's, you spent ninety
nine dollars ninety nine, But then get this on the
on the same day, only an hour later, you went
back to mccoppins and you spend eighty.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Nine dollars fifty two.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So what did you what did you forget the first
time you went to the supermarket or did you do
that thing where you got through it all in the
car and then did you.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
The car? What were you buying? I reckon I would
have gone back for more booze right, and I'll just
remind everyone the holidays. The holidays, it's just far. We
put it on the company card anyway. We don't have
time to go through all the transactions. Well, I think
(13:07):
the worst one that I had to cover up for. Yeah,
we'll do them tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, why if we don't need to come back, No,
we can. This is an honest mistake. It was an
honest mistake.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I've got I've got pages of transactions here. This is
a mistake in the Wolf of Fall Street. You've been
busted and the Taxman's coming.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's always an absolute pleasure to have Merrick Watt's on
the show, truly, I think one of the funniest men
in Australia. He's got a brand new drink out now
called Posca. I'm sure you guys have seen it or
heard of it. And if you only gone see Mez
get along to an Idiot's Guide to Wine Volume three,
coming to the Comedy this year Comedy Festival near you.
He's going to be all over the country right now. Though,
Mez joints us on the phone mess how are you.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Boys?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
The producers were like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So you've got Meeric on you know there's Brooklyn beckon
things every and then they're like, hey, didn't MEZ used
to do a show in twenty thirteen with Melby and
he's close with Victoria Beckham.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
You can ask me about the Spice Girl. So I
harassed them.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
I've made him all, I've worked with them all and
we're practically best mates. I have ever ever met David
Beckham all the rest of his family, but I'm happy
to speak about my relationship with them.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So hang on, hang on. So we worked with Melby.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Did she ever talk about her relationship with Poshm?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
No?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Not really, No, she never talked about the Spice Girls.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You didn't see much to Melby during that show, did
you anyway? She was not really there. No, it's not really.
There's a lot she flew in.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
She she rolled me and Jules Land a ripper though,
Like I'm not joking, one of the best all time.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Melby goes, I want to do a team dinner.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah, I'm going to go to Icebergs. I want to
go to Icebergs, right, so I want to get We
got to Icebergs. Down to bond I, notoriously the most
expensive restaurant in Australia. We get down there with with
her former husband Stefan, whose real name is Stephen, but
then he's calling himself Stefan. She is a massive which
is not really a bit of a flag for me,
to be honest, right, I'm not anyway, So we get there,
(15:01):
Sophie Monk can't make it, so it's me and Jules Lund.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Clever from so Clever from so great tap out class,
so smart. Last minute, Oh I can't.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
I might have an upset stomach or cancer or not,
just an upset stomach. Anyway, I'm out. We're going nuts
on the food and the wine. Right, it's really expensive,
and Jules and I go, holy shit. We know that
they've got a different budget to us, but we're going
to go through easies in this. So any way, whatever
the bill comes out and we're going, look, we'll just
divide it up and melt and her husband just go no.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
She goes no, no.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Forget, I've got this, and I went fantastic. How Jews
and I going wow, And we look at the bill
and it's like four or five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
They've gone nuts.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Yeah, So then she told the owner of the restaurant
that I said the food was too salty and he
came and abused me and I had no reason.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I don't understanding why he was.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Yelling at me, going what's wrong with a food merry?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is it too salty for you?
Speaker 9 (15:54):
And I'm going, no, no, it's fine, just because if
it is too salty, you can say it's too salty
and I go, no, it's fine. Then the next flag
is on Monday when our boss walks into me in
Lundy and just goes, who do you two think you are?
And we're like, what you expect the company to pick
up this tab?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I love Melby. I loved so much. I loved so much,
like jeers of blood coming out of my arm. It's
really great. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Now meys, we're just saying you're fifty two, you look amazing,
you best you ever been. I know you're into this
whole like get up early productivity, geek style, fitness. Did
you get into the whole fitness game? Pre or post
winning sas Australia That was.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Pre I can talk about that.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
I can talk about it.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
It's actually quite boring now I think about it. But
I just want to know, Yeah I interested. One of
us is interested. Mary. He was just just drinking away
the paint. That's what pasca does. It drinks pain. We've
all got pain.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Sometimes people just drink away their fears, their inhibitions, or
their their shame.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's just when drink away shape. So why did you
get into fitness? What got you into fitness? Mary?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I had I just got really really heavy, right.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
I was pushing probably about one hundred kegs because I
had kids just start eating everything that they're not eating
and just eating more, and you just become a bit more,
you know, And I got really hefty. But I just
was like, I looked at myself. I saw a photo
of myself in the newspaper. Oh right, And at first
I didn't recognize.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That who you didn't recognize yourself. I wanted to tease
that guy. I'm going to bully him.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
So, oh, you're the guy you want to bully.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Do you know what it's like? Do you want to do?
You know what?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Like the conflict you have inside? I wanted to bully yourself.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh you just christ.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
When you're going to have another dim sim I think
they called a photo me eating something and I just
looked like, you know, jab at the heart just right?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
What were you getting pad for Mary. Was it just
like Merry spotted Nah nah, I.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Was just leaving a brothel and this is one of
those moments where they just they got.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Me and now the producers tell me to wrap you up?
All right, Pasca cure? Is that shame? Gee?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Wizards, you got a lot of it, So get a boscar.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Along.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You are trying to convince us that someone else is
in the car with you. On thirteen one oh six
y five, we decided someone else actually there or you're
just putting on a.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Voice and will. But today if you do trick us
a little bit of cash for you. Yeah, I mean
a lot of the beautiful people that have called already.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
We didn't mention the money before, deliberately because we just
want pure players. Yes, absolutely, people that are here for
the love of the game, not for the cash. But
there is five hundred dollars for the person that manages
to trick us in phone alone today, all thanks to
Glowbird Love your Energy with Blowbird's red Hot Summer rates
on Electricity.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Maria, Hi, who are you in the car with Maria?
Speaker 7 (19:12):
My mom Irene Irene okay?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Where are you?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
And mom?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
After him?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
We just picked up from down the coast. Then we're
heading home.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Really okay, I can I hear from Irene? Please?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Hello, how are you inside? And nice to meet you.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It is so lovely to meet you as well, Irene.
What's your accent? Irene?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
South America?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And what were you doing down on the coast Maria.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
I went on to pick up mum and she was
visiting some friends that she used to live down there,
so she spent a week.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
So that was a question for Irene. That was a
question for Irene. You did, s Maria, Marie, excuse me?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Do you still live in Queen and see them?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Are I gone there?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
For?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
This?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Is this my friend and I have it ten days
from I really enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I would love to get you. Need to talk to you, Irene.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But I mean that is if this is a voice,
Maria is the best, Irene.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Where are you from in South America? Irene? I'm na
it's legit.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That is one hundred Irene is real. There is two
people in that car.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, we think there's two people there, Maria.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Yes, correct.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh wow, Oh it's so nice to meet you, Irene.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Nice to meet you you too. You sent very nice man.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Oh, thank you you sound like a wonderful woman. It's
actually been like you know what that was.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
That was a wonderful story in jen You guys can
have the five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Oh thanks to glow Beard take it. That was awesome.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Thank you, love you more.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Your chance to go to the AO finals before we
do those.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Speaking of ball beats, if you missed it yesterday we
were down live at the AO. Big thanks to the
AO for having us down there, wood Row and speaking
of ball beats, mister Tennis himself, Jim Courreer won the
AO twice. All of your TVs right now, obviously commentating
the Australian Open. He came down he'd been We called
him out on a year long bet. He said he
was the best drummer who wasn't a drummer in the world.
(21:18):
He said, fine, pick a song, will bring the kid.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
He did.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
He came down to top court at the AO and
thrashed out Metallica live in front of a full crowd.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Over listen.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Guy thing.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well and then he arrogantly said, I just won my
third Australian over Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, And I think you pre prepared that line if
I'm honest. Anyways, check it out. TikTok and Instagram will
and what if you want to see it? This is
side to behold.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Thanks again for Jim for coming down right now though
your chance to go to the A Finals.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
This is willan Woodies.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Experience more with an AO twenty six gram pass on
sale now starting from just thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So will about you?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Well your drama song on some ball canisters here tennis
ball canisters.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Australian Open official Dunlop.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Ball canisters spell great and you guys listening just have
to tell us what song will is beating on the
balls to go to the final of the Australian Open.
We've got April here April. You'll be the first one
having a guess.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Good luck? Have you heard this game before April?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I have yet?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
So I tried to get through yesterday or what.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
When we did it live? Did you get it? Did
you guess? Brittany? No, honestly, if you haven't heard it before,
it is a hard bit, There's no doubt about that.
But there's the lot oft tickets in downwards hents. Why
people call here? We go okay? Thang? I sorry? So
why are using your fingers?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You've got drumsticks and transferred to fingers. I think I
better texture with my fingers. I can't know the context. Please,
Oh sorry, it was a ball rattle.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Can I get someone in here to hold this canister
for me? Please? Because it's just it's.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Moving too much running in Sorry about this, April, we are.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
A profession I'm sorry, April, I'm sorry about this. The
problem is I have to empty out the canisters. This one,
please leave you hold that one? Yeah, they I have
to take out different balls from the cannisters to get
different sounds.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's obviously we're playing different notes. You don't care. All right,
let's do it, April. What do you think it is? April?
Speaker 7 (23:56):
I actually have no idea that I'm going to go, Julia.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
No, I guess there. April makes the play. Let the
play we're after? Eric, double past the AO Men's final.
Do you want to hear it again?
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Eric?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
What do you think you've got it?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Could I hear it again?
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Please?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Sure? Sure? Pressure on? Will let's go again? Producer Levine
and just holding you? What do you do it work? Today?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Darn held a ball cannister on one of the boys
dreamed on it's on the show live.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
All right, here we go Eric, Eric, Oh, I'm gonna
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Is it end the beginning?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
End? It's not in the beginning, it's not in the beginning.
Good try, though, I'm not across that song. I'm just
going to give a little hint here, small hint, hey, Hey,
no hints. This is my bit. It's a small.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
One drumming mate, unless you want to come over here
and put your reputation on the line.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No way, exactly. I can't do it where I can
do it. Let's go to Trish. Let's go to Trish. Trish, Hi, there,
do you know what it is? No?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Could you play the game.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
It's a hard bit hard to hear here you go?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh my god, I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
You're ready for my small hint?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Now?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Will well? I mean now, no one's got it. We
just we've played this song a lot. I reckon, I
played this song a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Everyone's heard this song a lot. Can I say the
gender of the artist will?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I don't know if there is one? Ah?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, okay, Trish, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'm here.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Why I really want to win these ticket?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
No, Trish, double pass the O finals? What do you reckon?
Speaker 10 (25:53):
It is?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Let's go again?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, No, you've heard a Trish.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Just got to go back to April otherwise.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Oh gosh, I don't know, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
That's a good guess. It's it's playing the percentages. Well done,
but let's go to April April. Do you know what
it is yet?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
No?
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Can I have another?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Here?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Okay? Here we go? Oh god, is he even in
the team getting it? No shakes, we're back. Why did
we get it?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I just think I don't know. I just think I
need to do another hint maybe.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Okay, Yeah, it's an animal. Okay, here we animal. Oh,
it's an animal.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
There's an animal in the title of the song.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Okay, nice, all right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Oh I'm ready, I have the tiger.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
No, no, no, and she's guessing.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
We've got to move on.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Eric on thirty one and six five back in here,
one of the players here for AO Ballbeats experienced war
with an a twenty six ground pass on sale now
starting from just thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Eric, are you ready for another? For another round?
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Look we'll seere we go.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, I'm playing a song melody on ball canisters for
the AO Here we go.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Finals tickets for whoever guess is it?
Speaker 8 (27:08):
Here?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
We go?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Hard game, Eric, hard game.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Well, I don't think you're a good drama man, I.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Think, Eric, Eric aage for Eric, Eric, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
But the problem is Woody with anything instrumental in his
hand kind death.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
He's gone, so I have to step up to the plate.
I'm so sorry, Eric, Eric.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The title has a color and an animal in it.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Giving away a lot.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Now, well we're there are We're doing this for six minutes.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Someone needs to win animal, animal, color and animal. I'm
gonna have to time you had. Eric, have a guess?
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Oh is it?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Guys, stop guessing. I'm going to sing a little bit
of I played did did? Did? Did? That's the start
of it fresh what is it? Trash? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh man, let me play this one more type of vindication.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Now you know?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Now you know what it is here? It is all right?
Here we go, just perfect. Come on, I gotta do.
Eric has the nerves. You come on here and have
a crack a j. Eric.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Now that you've heard it, Now that you've heard it, Eric, Eric, Yeah,
now that you've heard it, do you agree it wasn't
a bad job?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
It was all right?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You're happy you got your woods. Want to talk about
the big story in the world means truth almighty.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I haven't necessarily been following this, but I was definitely
across it.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
So Rooklyn Beckham hates his family. Wow, I just I
just feel like that. I've definitely summarized it there a bit.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
But for like months and months, there's just been a
lot of rumors around the fact that there's been a
falling out between Brooklyn Beckham and his famous parents David Beckham,
Sir David Beckham and Posh Fine Golden Ball's bloody open of.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Cause his bloody knighted. You're kind to night anyone, David Beckham,
David Admbury.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But yeah, I get it out of the David's out
of the David, you know, and Edinburgh probably who's your
favorite David.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
We'll do that tomorrow. He's good kicking a ball, though,
he's very good at kicking a ball.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Imagine that the Knights of Yesteryear, who were actually you know,
knighted for saving a village or something. Just that guy
kicked the ball, so he got the highest order of
the British Empire, you know.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, but if he was on a battlefield, like you'd
utilize his foot, wouldn't you get him to kick kick
balls at the opposition. Anyway, back on topic, so Brooklyn
turns out doesn't like him, but we never really knew
what was going on. It was always just a bit
of gossip and whatnot. Anyway, yesterday, Brooklyn Beckham does this
massive Instagram post just revealing it all. So I'll just
(30:15):
I'll just read out a couple of quotes here. So
he's basically said, I've had no choice but to speak
for myself.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
I'm not being controlled. I'm standing up for myself.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
And then he brings up examples like the night before
our wedding, So he's married to a woman called Nicola Pelts,
and he's kind of made it pretty clear that the
family doesn't like Nicola.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Beckhams don't like it.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
David and posh By, they do not approve of Brooklyn's wife.
The night before their wedding, members of his family told
him that Nicola was not blood and not family. And
then apparently the brothers, so he's I don't know, his
brothers are called Cruz and.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
He's not blood.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, it's I guess it's true, said, I mean my
parents didn't say to my now wife and up for
a wedding though, Hey, just so you know, mim, you're
not blood.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah, it didn't come out for the wedding. Well apparently.
So the brothers are called Cruise in Romea.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Apparently they were sent by David and Posh to attack
Brooklyn on social media.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Sent yeah, mercenaries.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
What I've taken from it, Brooklyn's whole thing is that
David Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Where's Brooklyn in the family.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oldest he's the oldest son, and there's two kids after him,
Cruise and Romea. Right, great names anyway, and they're all
doing great things.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
One of them is a rapper of what does Brooklyn do?
He's a chef right up and coming. It does great
tiktoks cooking things. Oh okayiktok chef, Yeah, TikTok chef. I
mean chef being a chef.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Bloody hard work, oh, no doubt. I'm not sure if
he's worked in the kitchen, but he does the tiktoks.
He just he just gets on TikTok and cooks of
spaghetti and then he's like, you know, how good's that?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
So the big one though, and this is kind of
I mean, I find this one a tiny bit funny
as well. It's obviously very serious, but I find this
one a little bit funny. Apparently, on their wedding day,
when it was time for Brooklyn to have his first
dance with his wife Nicola, that was in the schedule,
it's going to be the romantic first dance. Apparently Victoria
Beckham posh spices had a word to the DJ, changed
(32:13):
the schedule and then like stole the limelight and she
did a dance with Brooklyn instead of the wife.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
She danced with her son.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
She danced with her son instead of him Brooklyn getting
the first dance with his wife, and like completely stole
the limelight and then really strangely inappropriately danced on Brooklyn
so like gyrated on him.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Right right, where's mum?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
Yeah, mum grind grinded on Brooklyn be at his wedding.
Would you let your mum do that? No, your mum's
posh spice.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yes, no, still know, I still know she's blood.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
So and then Brooklyn has said that really embarrassed me
in front of my partner on our wedding day. So
this is what I want to know. On thirteen one
sixty five. Because I do think this happens maybe on
a smaller scale. What's the embarrassing thing your parent did
in front of your partner? One comes to mind for me, yes, right,
just embarrassing things your parents have done generally when you
(33:16):
bring your partner over to their house, something they do
in front of your new partner, because because that's the
time you feel really nervous introducing your partner to your parents,
and you're like and you kind of have a chat
with your parents, You're like, just don't do anything with you.
I just I just want her to think her or
him to think that we're a normal family.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
And my dad would always go for a gag.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
It's just a.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Recurring gag where he's like, I'm gonna do the peanut
butter joke. I'm like, please, don't do the peanut butter joke.
He'd go into the toilet and then he'd go, sorry, guys,
issue with the plumbing, and have peanut butter over his hands.
It's not exactly, it's not funny. And all all my
girlfriends have come over and just be mortified that what's he's.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Just gone and gone through his own.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Shocking if it comes a bit of a support for them,
doesn't it enjoyed it started enjoying it.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
So I suppose six.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Five the thing that your parent did to embarrassing in
front of your partner, we don't calls from parents here
and things that they've deliberately done to embarrass their kids
in front of their new partners as well. Absolutely, because
it sounds like it does become a bit of a sport.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Absolutely all right. I was to Rachel here.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
One I came out the back in Max was covet
in glitter and I'm like, what are you doing? And
then Pim came around the corner, also nude, coviing glitter
and I was like, oh my god, holy yeah, I
had to install a curtain in her room. You sorry
you installed on Goodson? Yeah, said me. She's like mom
doesn't care. And I was like, it's not about your mum,
(34:43):
it's about me. I don't have to wake up and
deal with this.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Let's go to Rachel.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Hey, will Woody, Hello, Rachel, your dad did something to
embarrass you in front of your partner.
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Yeah, it was my best friend actually on my hands night,
I was in Liverpool in England about to get the
ferry and go from to the Hence party in Dublin,
and we got ready six o'clock in the morning, went
to leave and my dad was at the bottom of
the staircase with his back pack Weddy, and I was like,
what are you doing? He goes, I'm coming with you.
I was like, no, you're not. He's going, Yes, I am.
(35:15):
He got on the ferry. We couldn't get rid of him,
got to Dublin, got dressed up, he checked in the
same backpackers were all in the backpacker room with my dad,
and my friends didn't know what to say to him
because everyone was uncomfany. No one knew what to do.
They didn't know him. And then we got ready to
go clubbing and he's like, oh, where are we going?
And my best friend was like, I'm just going to
(35:37):
have to say you are absolutely not coming clubbing with us.
That dad is it. And so we went clubbing, got
back and he was sitting up waiting at two o'clock
in the morning, completely roomed my hand's side. But that's
my dad for you.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
A right kind of endearing at a.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Yeah, yeah, he did walk in on me and my
partner at the time too.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Very embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Later on, just my dad was just like always there. No.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I had the same thing with my partner's mum when
when she walks in and ass she didn't leave.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
They just stand there and you don't know what chat
they try and chat. They were like, oh, sorry, I
didn't know anyway. What do you guys want to get out?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, I was like, I actually said Dad, can you leave?
And he just stood there and said, I'm just getting
something out of the desk because obviously I didn't live
at home anymore, and he thought it was his desk,
and he did. He walked up to the desk and
carried on with his paperwork. Just crazy.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Gond Rachel, thanks for the cool, wonderful stories. Hobby. You
can have yourself a turn a doll. Holy Mollybucha, thanks
for that. The lesson there is that I reckon.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
There's just dads need a hobby when their daughters get
old enough.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, you just need something else to do.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah, they just get a little bit too involved.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I's got to be here when I six five, Benny,
your dad did something in front of your girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
Hello, So I was on the phone to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
We're on the black How.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Old you been, I'm fourteen, all right, yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Yeah, So we're we're dating for about a month at
the time. And then my dad walked in and looked
straight into my eyes, didn't even not just walk straight in.
Death stared me if I didn't walk my out
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