July 19, 2024 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
You're getting married before mother time woulds. You've said a date,
which is awesome, very very exciting. Obviously, your partner, Mim
is running point on everything because you're genuinely useless at
organizing anything.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I said like, hey, here if you need kind of
thing like that mixed netball term that we all throw around,
and she said it would slow me down and make
this experience far worse if you got involved.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's good to hear that you've got some solid transparence
in your relationship right before you getting married. I think
it's important for every relationship. Now, we just found out
that you're looking to wear a borrowed suit on the day,
which I think everyone agrees is an awful idea.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But I didn't get to all the calls there, but
the general consensus was you're an idiot, yes, and too.
Join in that chorus.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Your fiance Mim, who also thinks you're an idiot as
she plans the wedding herself, she has graciously brought some
of your suggestions to the table right now.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Welcome Mim.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's great to be here.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Probably not for this topic, considering it hurts my soul,
but that's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Sorry, Can I quickly just sayd the suit one? Mim
your words, not mine. You were for me wearing the
suit that I already own.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, actually, one of the producers just told me that
it has the date inside the suit of someone else
getting married.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I was going to cover that with some like masking.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Tables permanent texture job.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Text is better.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But because me and you said to me though that
like you didn't mind the idea of be wearing the
old suit because if I've got freedom to choose what
I want to wear on the day, then we might
get into some trouble.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Can we just like just talk about the fact though
that This is when we were having a conversation about
the other night and you were saying, Okay, I'm thinking
a Marone suit which goes with nothing, so that was
a better option than a Marone suit. And then you
mentioned you mentioned maybe everybody in the bridal party could
wear different colored bands with the Morone suit.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh what happened? What brainstorm on the market?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I was like, Okay, if that's what I'm going to
have to agree to, well then let's flock it in.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Different colored vans. After that, what are we going to
the playground getting thought I was, and then you had
the photographer take photos of just our feet shot.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
From me, and this is not it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You've got to what she's gotthetic going on? He keeps
saying that word and I still don't understand it. But
what else's woulds been lobbing into the brainstorm?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Probably one of my favorites was the fact that he said,
could we do like a breakfast style dinner for something different?
The wood egg and bacon roll were thrown around. I
said muffin and he said no, I said rolls, Like
that was way more appropriate breakfast style.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That was fun so that like you know what I mean,
because I don't want to get bogged down with spending
a long time eating a main meal. And then I
was like, man, let's just flip this thing on its head.
I will bring out breakfast classic. So I think, what
you're out because what.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Do you get?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What you get though, is you get like a laugh
initially like this is classic, and then also you go
like you know what I actually did, feel like.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
An egg and bacon roll.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And also this is a small this is a smaller factor,
bit cheaper, but huge factor. Actually, mim, can we tell
you about this? Because I I said to what.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was like, I feel sorry for you given that
you're kind of doing all this and running the budget up,
and then you've got Ebenezer Scrooge over here with a
magnifying glass going over the numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
How's that going for you?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Well, I mean that is why. Also the whole suit thing.
It was like, if I can cut the budget there
with his suit and then I can get a nice address,
well then maybe I'm weighing up thros and cons that
it's working out.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Like I see so capitalizing on the fact that he's
trying to cut costs. Okay, what else is this?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
What you have to do?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
From apart from the brecky for dinner? Has he has?
He had the other gin.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Probably your next probably comes. But he said that it
would be good to replace the d jay with an
OBO player because that is his favorite instrument, which I
only found out that was his favorite instrument when he
had told me this jet of a DJ.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
For those by home, look up Gabrielle's Obo. It's the
best song ever.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But just because Min was looking at this website, which
is I think dedicated to people who perform at weddings.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
And again I'm I'm letting her just do it. I'm
not like it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Sounds like you off but I could hear.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
These singers singing, and I was like, okay, I feel
compelled to get involved here, like the singers, Well, could
I just hear them? I'm like, well, you know that's
going to be a big part of the day. And
I leant over and I said to him, with any
obo plays on the website?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
And she just laughed at me, and then.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I stopped laughing because I realized that he was serious.
We have come to like a slide agreement that he
also mentioned, could he wear his iconic Archie slides that
he wears every day, the orange ones lordic socks he
we did come to the agreement that he could put
them on at the recovery past nine not the recovery
(05:04):
the reception past nine pm.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, well, we didn't come to a full conclusion there
by the way, I think I've still got a few.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
More argument set that it won't be having any So we'll.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Talk about that at home.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But I want to focus on something that you told
me off air.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Let's just be careful here.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You are a groomsman, and the definition of that is
you are supporting me in a very big moment in
my life. So I just trying to remind you of
that before you continue.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
On the day. I will support you. No, it's not
that we're months we're months out.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
You are officially it's July.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You're getting married in November. This is my time to shine.
This is when I can turn up the heat because
I'll have to be careful towards the.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
End, no doubt. Yeah, sure, okay, now we not look
on your face.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I'm just very worried about what you're going to say.
I trust you far too much.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Fair enough.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Now, finding a wedding venue has been a tough thing
for you and for him.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's always and I think for every couple.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, it's tricky, Yes, because I think it's almost a
bit like online dating, because you go to a place
and you think it's pretty.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Bloody good and you're like, oh, there's heaps out there, so.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We probably should keep looking. And that's been the last
three years of our lives.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Now, the next thing I want to just point out
for the audience is that you're a very superstitious guy.
Oh I knew you were going to Yes, Yes, you're
a big believer. In the manifestings, the fates. You know,
in all the universe, it's happening. So that's the thing
for you. Now, let's not go into it. I know
you want to say something there, Put it down. I
think in a nutshell, you're a big Tarot card reading
(06:32):
every day.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Learn kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Flip open a new card.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I know that you're laughing about that, but you are
very superstitious, very superstitious.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You do everything in threes between the night, the hours
of five am and nine am to go.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You are a strange man. You've had a sniff stick
in your nose all day.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I like to have control.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You're a strange guy. Just put it down. Put it down.
You're a very strange guy.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now, with that in mind, is there any truth to
the fact that you are getting married in a venue
because you have previously pissed on that venue?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, I don't want their hearing this, but I just
feel like I need to give a little bit of
context to you.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Before I confirmed.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Five years ago, I went on a road trip by myself. Okay,
I'm just driving north. That's generally what I used to
do when I was solo tripping. I'd just drive and
to see where I ended at. Right anyway, I'm driving
north and I end up at this location. I'm busting
to take away, okay, and I'd just pull off onto
a dirt road, park my car and just go. I
(07:43):
don't even know what the buddy hell this place is,
and I take away on on the on a wall,
on an exposed brick wall.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Two years later, the first wedding venue that Mim and I.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Look at is called I don't know if I should
say it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know it's dangerous. I'm not going to say the
name of it. The first wedding venue we look at,
I get that. I go, oh my god, this place
looks incredibly familiar. I feel like I've been here before,
and it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
That's the place I pissed on.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
And I.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Shared this with men as if she would also go like,
we have to get married.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Here, but of course it had the opposite effect.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But we have to.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
I've it's like I marked my territory. That is, come on, now,
come play the music.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Very strange, all right, hey, you got to say, though
it's faithful?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Is it that you weed on the place you're getting married?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What are the chances that's not a coincidence. Mate, I
could have weed anywhere in Australia. I weed on my
future women. What this story is totally wild. Someone did
a pooh in Gwyneth Paltrow's house when they were a guest.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
There's a fair bit to unpack here.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So much that's her singing with Huey Lewis, by the way,
Bewneth Paltrow, that is but his thing. So apparently she's
been longtime friends with this guy called Derek Blasberg.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Right, I don't know much about Derek. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He's a social I think a bit of a social
he's a socialite. Sure, So he's hanging with all the
big stars, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Derek Blasberg dB.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
He's yeah, I think dB for short.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He's staying at Gwyneth's house right, because they're buds. He's
obviously staying the night, okay, and then as far as
Gwyneth is concerned, he stayed the night and everything was fine.
The next day Gwyneth goes out to lunch with Wait
to hear these names, Oprah, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
If I ever, at any stage in my life get
to walk out in the front door and say sorry,
I'm going to with Oprah. You've made it like I
don't care who else is there.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That's awesome. I've got lunch with Oprah. I tell everyone that.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
So she's at lunch with Oprah.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Wow, Jerry Signow and Larry David that these people just
doing lunch.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It's just famous.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Would you do, honestly, what else would you do? You'd
go to the most expensive restaurant down and you get
the best table.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh, is sick?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oprah's paying the bill or Jerry?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, Jerry's not, He's not paying Larry David.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The's split, thet's split.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
They're trying.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
And I didn't have chip chips they so yeah, anyway,
I feel like I didn't drink.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Look. So they're all at lunch arguing over the bill,
and then Gwyneth receives a phone call from her housekeeper,
because of course she has a housekeeper.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The housekeeper is screaming down the phone, going, Gweneth, there
is that there's a pooh, there is a pooh in
the bed. What the hell is going on here? Like
what happened last night? Why is there a pooh in
the bed? And the worst bit was not only was
there a poo in the bed, but there was also
a tip on the bed side table, as if so,
this Derek guy has gone he's done a poo in
(11:20):
the bed and then gone, that's awful behavior. But I'll
tell you what, I'll leave it like a twenty dollars
bill and let someone else deal with it, okay, So
effectively his it's a good story, Derek's way of dealing
with this. And by the way, this this story, someone
at that lunch leaked it. So either Oprah, Jerry Seinfeld
or Larry David started talking. Now it's world news, right.
(11:42):
But you and I were talking about this story today
obviously because it's the best story ever, and we both
are of the view that you would you just wouldn't
do a runner there. If you do a pooh in
someone's bed, yep, doing a runner and not telling anyone
anyone about it is the worst thing you can do.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Pathetic.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
There's so many different ways, Like if you've pood in
someone's bed, I think runner has to be the last.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Thing that you're doing.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
And I agree with you, like.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You, yeah, at least get it out of there, you know,
put the sheets in the wash.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
But we we.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Do disagree on the best way to go about it, though,
because I'm a direct person, we're a case in truth
for the harmony.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm a truth guy. You're a harmony guy.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yes I am.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm a truth I would just go straight to Gwen.
I'd call her personally. I'd go, this is what's happened.
You're a friend, You're staying in her house. You go,
let's just this is awful. It's embarrassing for me. Can
I have your help me.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I'm a solutions guy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I would I would not talk to as a coward.
Yeah whatever will? I feel like he should have called
a dry cleaner. You call a dry cleaner and go
and say what. They're professionals in this area, right, so
you get advice from them, or you try and organize
like a pickup or something.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Pick up for a poo to bed.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I don't like.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I knew this all day.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So what I want you to do is I want
you to call a dry cleaner and literally put yourself
in DB's shoes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Perfect, you've pooed in a bed, fine, and and you
need what and you need them.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
To tell you how to get rid of it.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
And I'll put myself in the exact situation that derek'sai.
I'm Derek in this phone call.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, okay, and I would to say that, like I'll
say my girlfriend Gwen's in another room or something to
do with it quickly.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think that I think we needed that needs to
be the tweak on it, because if you say my
girlfriend Gwyneth is at lunch, they'll just.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Go I'll drop it off. Okay, So we need to
have a time. I'll say she's in the shower. I'll
say she's in the shower. So we've only got a
couple of minutes to figure this out.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
She'll be two minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'll give you two minutes otherwise than you walk in, okay,
when I need to.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
On the spead directliness.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm not that great. I've got a little bit of
a situation that I'm in right now. Have you got
a second to talk?
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So look, basically, I'm at my girlfriend's house right now.
It's pretty early in the relationship, and she's she's just
in the bathroom right now. She's in the shower.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But when she went into the bathroom, I saw that
as an opportunity to effectively do a fart. Okay, and
basically I've a little bit more's come and I've got
Now there's a stain on.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The bed sheets.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So I reckon, I've got a minute. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the sheet please?
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Oh? The quickest would be to put it straight into
the wash, I would say, because if you try to
use like, let's say, like alcohol, wips and stuff like that,
it may make the sain kind of push further, it
may not fully come out. Okay, Okay, yeah, I think
the quick would be to chuck it straight into the
wash stain removal and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm not familiar with her like laundry situation. I don't
even know what's going to be in there. And again,
I've got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
And yeah, because if you use water and stuff, stains
can actually sit even worse.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, okay, what would you do in my situation? I
literally I think I've got thirty seconds before she comes out.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Honestly, Oh, I would I would just be honest. I
know it might be a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
To be honest with it. But you know, sometimes stuff
does happen, and I'm sure you understand.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Like, yeah, yeah, find a question you don't do. Do
you do pick ups?
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Could you we do do pick up and delivery?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Could you be here?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Could you be here like in the next five or
ten minutes? One thing, I.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Don't think so, unfortunately, just because our delivery driver's already
out and.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
He's out and about like a bit further out right now.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
I'll pay you five hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
Let me get the boss.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
You mean what, I'll try me really quick.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
One agad, It's okay.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
I probably don't have time for that problem.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I definitely run the same play, Hi.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Tony, here you going. I'm basically I'm at my new
girlfriend's house. She's just in the shower right now, and
I took the opportunity to do a fart in bed. Yeah,
I went to do a fart because I was holding it.
All right, it's a new relationship. Unfortunately, I've followed through
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Again.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm sorry to be crasp but now I've got a
stain in the bed and I'm just thinking I'm in
a bit of an emergency right now. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the bed.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Like as quick ass on the mattress, is it? Well?
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, may have gone through to the mattress.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Yeah, there's probably not much you can do. Ship, What
can you do?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I was just saying to the woman I spoke to before, like,
you guys, maybe do pickups, Like maybe I could just
throw the sheet at least out of the window and
I can get like a quick turn.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
And the only problem is our drivers out.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
What would you do in this situation? Like there is
there's a bit of a smell as well, Like I
definite advice on how to deal with that.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Thank god? What can I say?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (17:00):
I don't know what to say to you unless you
grab a cup of coffee and spill it all over
it and just say, oh, Ship, sorry.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
That's actually a great idea. That's actually a great idea.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
So Paul Ship.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, And I'm just on the phone to my dad.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Grab a cup of coffee. Then maybe just take it
to the launder.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Bad she's coming to the Hi, honey, here you going? Hi, honey.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, I'm just on the phone. I'm just on the
phone to my dad. Yeah, oh sure, you can speak
to dad. Dad did you want to speak to Gwen?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Hello, Hey, Gwen?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
This doesn't sound like is that you Sun?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, well we're here, Gwen.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Good? How's my son trading you?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
You are an absolute legend.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I think this is the best example of customer service
I have ever seen in my life. Tony talking to
Will and would he make this is a radio show.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
That one?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
You went above and beyond, my friend.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
I'll put my feet in your shoes, mate.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, but it sounds like you've worn those shoes before.
By the way, you were very crap to come up
with that coffee example.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
We can't take lord of the rings for obvious reasons,
but we can use the music, and the music is
turning into a delight. I'm having a lot of fun
with this, talking about taking people's unwonted rings. Will throws
trumpets behind me. It's awesome.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Now it feels powerful.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
We have a genuine cache of rings.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
We just added two more there, one worth two grand,
one worth three hundred bucks. The money's adding up, guys,
and we're going to do something awesome with this, by
the way, something that you can all enjoy as well.
We're going to probably put it all on black and
then I don't know, start a music festival. I just
had gone to zero gravity flight. I think that could
be fun. I've also been thinking about creating a line.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Of for dooras called mad mad Hatters anyway, look, working
for a bad one could but I'm warming to it
be anything, because no one's selling for doras anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
They're not.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
We have the market to ourselves anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You're right, but we're getting ahead of ourselves though, because
we still need to build rings.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
We need we need.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, we're just collecting. We're just we're in the building face.
We're powering up all right now, we could pretty much skip.
I'm going to say three days of powering up if
the next thing comes off, if we managed to find
the next ring, which, as I said before, is one
of the most famously discarded engagement rings in Australian history.
Woods we were talking off air about the time that
(19:44):
Lara bingal allegedly.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Nice we have to stay together guys for legal resumes.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
In twenty ten flashed Michael Clark's engagement ring down her toilet.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
And that works too well, and allegedly that ring costs good.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
That ring costs two hundred thousands.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Allegedly, allegedly and all over the shop we are now
as the March of the Urcai plays in the background.
You should know that we trolled the Daily Mail looking
for the any truth in this turns out Clark he
said a few years ago that never happened.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
She never did it, right.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
A denial from both parties, but for obvious reasons, right
y portshit tonight. Yes, but also there was a photo
of a plumbing van, yes, outside her property, Yes, at
two thirty am, after all this stuff was breaking in
the news, right, yes, on Campbell Parade. Yes, that that's
(20:45):
your fact.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
I've seen that photo. Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now, I think we've gotta be a bit careful here
about revealing what the plumbing company's name is. I think
I'm just going to I'm not going to say that
on air, but we do have the number of that
plumbing company.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I think we just give them a call. They're like,
they're going to be very coy obviously. Yeah, we just
let's just ring.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I think that I think that's worth remembering. First of all,
this is in twenty ten so.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Years ago. Will he remember it?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And second of all, if he does did he sign
an nda?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
I didn't think about that. But let's just let's just fish.
Let's go fishing.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Is this twin plumbing?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Is?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh? Get I made? Hey going? My name is Will.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I'm just here with my friend Woody.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We are We're just we're just actually wondering if this
is a bit of a weird question. Is there anyone
still working there that was working there in twenty ten?
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
It's your business.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Okay, all right, sorry for the weird questions. Are you
I've got a couple more weird questions. Are you in
the middle or something? Or do you mind having a chat?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Yeah, well I was just on a rooftop that I
could have a chat. No, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
This isn't a complaint. Were just after a little bit
of information.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
In twenty ten, you were called to a property in Bondai.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Beach, right, yep.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
It was the property of a woman called Lara Bingal.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Now we realized that you might not be able to say.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Anything here.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've done a lot of work on Campbell Parade over
the years.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
On that's okay, that's the street, the street is it?
You've done a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
On Campbell Parade.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I have many, many, many.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Many clients on Campbell Parade in fact, you know, right
right through the city, really, you.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Know, like you know, we once had a former cricket
captain whose nickname was a Baby Dogs or a baby Seals.
He would occasionally take very good catches. Did you take
a good catch.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Out of a drain in Campbell Parade that belonged to That.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Depends what you call a good catch.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
What did you call a good cat? A good cats
could be anything that unblocks the drain.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah. I feel like
what I'm picking up here off you, Matt, is that
you definitely can't talk about this, So we'll just let's
just leave it with this. Don't say anything if you
know exactly what we're referring to. And you did pull
an engagement ring out of a pipe on Campbell Parade
(23:45):
in twenty ten, All right, let's leave it there, Leave
it there there. A bad line, bad line, lie dropped
out there bad like you are on a roof.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
So I imagine the service is pretty good, but a
bad line, and he got it.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Do you think he still has it.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Why did think he was so cagy about it? Do
you think he signed an N B A or do
you think he Well, I.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Just think that's, you know, a good guy.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Seems like a good guy.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
But at the end he played ball.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
He's an absolutely true but he definitely I think he definitely.
We can conclude from his silence that he found it.
So what do we do now, Well, we can give
Papa call and yeah, see I spoke about the Yes,
men have got porn addictions. It's an awful thing. But
I think that women are addicted to erotic fantasy no
(25:00):
also known as dragon porn.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Now they're all reading it.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
We discussed it yesterday, had loads of calls from a
whole bunch of women who agreed that yes, they read
the book and they bloody gets them going.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I started it last night.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, you started at the four wings.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Well, I mean I'm in you're in the wings. I
mean nothing, nothing sexual has happened at this stage. But
people are writing dragons.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And it's building nice. I love that you.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I can't wait to get just got straight into it. Hey, yesterday,
I've got a message from a friend of mine. She said,
quote I couldn't stop laughing listening to you yesterday about
the sexy Dragons. I'm also reading it and I've never
been so horny. Not ideal because I'm single, but anyway, well,
it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
They're all into it.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay, right, that's from Jeff and he's had a great
yeh from a single friend of mine who's a girl. Anyway,
they're all it's a thing. Well, I think we need
to because everybody seems to be saying that this is
just some excuse that I'm making up because I want
to gloat about the fact that I managed to have
a good weekend.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Well, I just I just don't think we can put
all the reason to this dragon point. But I'm happy.
Let's call Sam now and just go Is that? Why
is that? Is that the reason behind the increase in
the It is.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
To be I'm kind of interested for my own sake.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Here's wa sure that it's.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Kosha to call her and ask her on radio, But
here we are.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Company.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Good.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Hey, hey, hey you okay?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Makes you vakram yeh.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I'm obviously not providly talking to you.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Hey, Sam, how a great to see you from a
distance on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
So just a quick question.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Mm hmmm, I feel like you and I got a
lot of work done over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's weird that my daughter's listening to this and.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I was just wondering, is there a correlation between that work?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
What were you talking about?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Oh, the work in.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
That the bedroom, the.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Work for the interiors of the bedroom works. And I
was just wondering whether there was a direct correlation between
the bedroom works and the fact that you're reading that
dragon porn at the moment.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Oh, no, really interesting. I know, skip the fairy porn,
to be honest, Yeah, there was still much fairy porn
that I'm like, over the fairy porn and skipping the
chapters of the fairy porn.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't know that it.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Was probably probably I don't mind my talking about my
six life with you will on the radio. How would not.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
That's a really good question. But we're here now, unfortunately,
what do you what do you think it is? If
it's not the fairy porn?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
What what it's It's just will be very handsome at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, that's great, thanks, Sammy. I'm also finding you very
sexy at the moment.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You should know that.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Thank you all.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, So the dragon porn has got nothing to
do with that.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
No, it's actually like no, no, like maybe like a
couple of months ago, but dragon porn just becomes a
bit too. There's a lot of it, and I just
want to get to the edge. I just want to
know what you want to know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Nice? You are the dragon?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Am I the dragon?
Speaker 5 (28:48):
You are? Well, you're the dragon writer?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh, the dragon writer?
Speaker 9 (28:57):
And over here?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
All right?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Great?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Thanks now, like you costly.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Talking about this later slipped on me.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I also very very embarrassed all of a sudden. Very good.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
We are going to move on.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
I don't know if we are.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I didn't take my jump.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
I don't know if we are. They couldn't have gone better.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I mean I unfortunately downloaded the book and put it
on MIM's kindle last night. But well, she said a
month ago it got her going.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, okay, all right, and then my overall sexiness has
just maintained it.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, so yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You know, you may as well get it going and
then you know, we can work on the sexiness from there.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Step one, Dragon pat Step two, get sexy the formula
step three, Ride the Dragon.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's will and what do you hope you guys having
a wonderful drive home woods? I mean, nothing gets me
going like a royal tour.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Nothing.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
They've announced one. They have the whole, the whole trope.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Charles and Park of Balls.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
They're gonna Willie as in Prince William.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I think it's just I think it's just Charles and
Parker Bowles.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I think it's just it's just just King and Queen.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, just a king queen. That's just pretty standard. They
don't bring the family these days.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I thought usually they traveled as a big, big gang,
big clan.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, okay, no, definitely not not since no E think
notoriously all hate each other and travel around just in partnerships.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
Anyway, Listen, we know that it is King Charles and
the Queen that they will be going to summer and
to Australia. They won't be going to New Zealand, which
was part of the original plan.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
And that's tough, smile friend. Was there a reason why
they've designed to cut New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Man that I know there are a lot of people
that be reeling today and I'm just wonder say, I'm
thinking of them.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh the poor keyways, that's it's such a beautiful spot
as well across the ditch there. I know that has
said nothing lights me up like a royal.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Visit, so I can only imagine. Yeah, I'm not sure
if the royals have ever ever been there, which you
just break their hearts, it would it would, it would really,
it would be a soft it would be a real
sore point.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So I don't mean to bang on about it.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Sure it's some quite close to news, yeah, very very close.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So for the Samoans out there, I mean absolutely, come.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
On, that is a big win in the rivalry about it,
King and Queen of Charlesen to come here over New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Yeah, that's a bit of a curve.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Massive And look, obviously stories today parties in the streets
because you know, like like most national days, they've got
rid of.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
All the rules. There's trading on the streets.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, it's awesome, just lots of fanfares and of course
yeah it's a great day.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
So I just thought, I mean, that's what it is
in my head. I imagine it's very somber in New
Zealand and very very ecstatic and.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Samol right now. So I thought we just call both countries.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh, great idea, and just see what the feeling is
on the ground, because this is obviously front of mine
for all of them.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, no one's picking up the phone in some We're
going to get through there who knows as well?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Try that as well, get it to go. So I
think we're going to call first.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, it's called the party capital of the world right now.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Get the energy, the vibe.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah again, they are going to be a
couple of ships to the wind ideas, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Hello there, Hi, Jimani. My name is Will.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm calling from Australia. How are you?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Thank you very very well. Hey, you're obviously pretty excited
about the news.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Which news the tour?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Is that a party? I can hear going on in
the background celebrating and.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's just a lot more routine. It's a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Ah right, but you.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Guys aren't celebrating the royal tour.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I think, so are you excited? Of course?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Always can no, that was it mate, you Thanks so much, Jimani,
have a great day.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Welcome, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I think I think the funny thing about that is
that when you said you're going to celebrate, he said,
I think genuinely doesn't know some defense about it.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Excited, he said, always.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
He has any idea to be perfectly frank with you woulds.
But look the Cayways will know. I mean these are
we all the water cooler jet. I imagine that guy
was busy, he runs the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You could hear the party behind him.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
But just be sensitive, Angriah, Hi Andrew Hore, are you
going money?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I'm calling from Australia.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Hi, Hey, hey, I just wanted to to just give
you guys a call across the ditch and just say
bad luck about today and just chin up.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Really, just why what happened?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh yeah, well I thought this might be the case.
Just obviously, don't act like you know hasn't happened if
you don't talk about it, am I right?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Obviously?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, Charles and Parker balls, they've managed to leave you
guys out of the itinery.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
For the trip down under.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
All right, True, it's not such a basic man.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Like, Seriously, you're not lighting a candle for the man.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
You're talking about something
Speaker 11 (34:54):
Body hell
You're getting married before mother time woulds. You've said a date,
which is awesome, very very exciting. Obviously, your partner, Mim
is running point on everything because you're genuinely useless at
organizing anything.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I said like, hey, here if you need kind of
thing like that mixed netball term that we all throw around,
and she said it would slow me down and make
this experience far worse if you got involved.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's good to hear that you've got some solid transparence
in your relationship right before you getting married. I think
it's important for every relationship. Now, we just found out
that you're looking to wear a borrowed suit on the day,
which I think everyone agrees is an awful idea.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But I didn't get to all the calls there, but
the general consensus was you're an idiot, yes, and too.
Join in that chorus.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Your fiance Mim, who also thinks you're an idiot as
she plans the wedding herself, she has graciously brought some
of your suggestions to the table right now.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Welcome Mim.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's great to be here.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Probably not for this topic, considering it hurts my soul,
but that's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Sorry, Can I quickly just sayd the suit one? Mim
your words, not mine. You were for me wearing the
suit that I already own.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, actually, one of the producers just told me that
it has the date inside the suit of someone else
getting married.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I was going to cover that with some like masking.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Tables permanent texture job.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Text is better.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But because me and you said to me though that
like you didn't mind the idea of be wearing the
old suit because if I've got freedom to choose what
I want to wear on the day, then we might
get into some trouble.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Can we just like just talk about the fact though
that This is when we were having a conversation about
the other night and you were saying, Okay, I'm thinking
a Marone suit which goes with nothing, so that was
a better option than a Marone suit. And then you
mentioned you mentioned maybe everybody in the bridal party could
wear different colored bands with the Morone suit.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh what happened? What brainstorm on the market?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I was like, Okay, if that's what I'm going to
have to agree to, well then let's flock it in.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Different colored vans. After that, what are we going to
the playground getting thought I was, and then you had
the photographer take photos of just our feet shot.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
From me, and this is not it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You've got to what she's gotthetic going on? He keeps
saying that word and I still don't understand it. But
what else's woulds been lobbing into the brainstorm?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Probably one of my favorites was the fact that he said,
could we do like a breakfast style dinner for something different?
The wood egg and bacon roll were thrown around. I
said muffin and he said no, I said rolls, Like
that was way more appropriate breakfast style.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That was fun so that like you know what I mean,
because I don't want to get bogged down with spending
a long time eating a main meal. And then I
was like, man, let's just flip this thing on its head.
I will bring out breakfast classic. So I think, what
you're out because what.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Do you get?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What you get though, is you get like a laugh
initially like this is classic, and then also you go
like you know what I actually did, feel like.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
An egg and bacon roll.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And also this is a small this is a smaller factor,
bit cheaper, but huge factor. Actually, mim, can we tell
you about this? Because I I said to what.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was like, I feel sorry for you given that
you're kind of doing all this and running the budget up,
and then you've got Ebenezer Scrooge over here with a
magnifying glass going over the numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
How's that going for you?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Well, I mean that is why. Also the whole suit thing.
It was like, if I can cut the budget there
with his suit and then I can get a nice address,
well then maybe I'm weighing up thros and cons that
it's working out.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Like I see so capitalizing on the fact that he's
trying to cut costs. Okay, what else is this?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
What you have to do?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
From apart from the brecky for dinner? Has he has?
He had the other gin.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Probably your next probably comes. But he said that it
would be good to replace the d jay with an
OBO player because that is his favorite instrument, which I
only found out that was his favorite instrument when he
had told me this jet of a DJ.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
For those by home, look up Gabrielle's Obo. It's the
best song ever.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But just because Min was looking at this website, which
is I think dedicated to people who perform at weddings.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
And again I'm I'm letting her just do it. I'm
not like it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Sounds like you off but I could hear.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
These singers singing, and I was like, okay, I feel
compelled to get involved here, like the singers, Well, could
I just hear them? I'm like, well, you know that's
going to be a big part of the day. And
I leant over and I said to him, with any
obo plays on the website?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
And she just laughed at me, and then.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I stopped laughing because I realized that he was serious.
We have come to like a slide agreement that he
also mentioned, could he wear his iconic Archie slides that
he wears every day, the orange ones lordic socks he
we did come to the agreement that he could put
them on at the recovery past nine not the recovery
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the reception past nine pm.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, well, we didn't come to a full conclusion there
by the way, I think I've still got a few.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
More argument set that it won't be having any So we'll.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Talk about that at home.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But I want to focus on something that you told
me off air.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Let's just be careful here.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You are a groomsman, and the definition of that is
you are supporting me in a very big moment in
my life. So I just trying to remind you of
that before you continue.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
On the day. I will support you. No, it's not
that we're months we're months out.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
You are officially it's July.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You're getting married in November. This is my time to shine.
This is when I can turn up the heat because
I'll have to be careful towards the.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
End, no doubt. Yeah, sure, okay, now we not look
on your face.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I'm just very worried about what you're going to say.
I trust you far too much.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Fair enough.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Now, finding a wedding venue has been a tough thing
for you and for him.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's always and I think for every couple.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, it's tricky, Yes, because I think it's almost a
bit like online dating, because you go to a place
and you think it's pretty.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Bloody good and you're like, oh, there's heaps out there, so.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We probably should keep looking. And that's been the last
three years of our lives.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Now, the next thing I want to just point out
for the audience is that you're a very superstitious guy.
Oh I knew you were going to Yes, Yes, you're
a big believer. In the manifestings, the fates. You know,
in all the universe, it's happening. So that's the thing
for you. Now, let's not go into it. I know
you want to say something there, Put it down. I
think in a nutshell, you're a big Tarot card reading
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every day.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Learn kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Flip open a new card.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I know that you're laughing about that, but you are
very superstitious, very superstitious.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You do everything in threes between the night, the hours
of five am and nine am to go.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You are a strange man. You've had a sniff stick
in your nose all day.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I like to have control.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You're a strange guy. Just put it down. Put it down.
You're a very strange guy.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now, with that in mind, is there any truth to
the fact that you are getting married in a venue
because you have previously pissed on that venue?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, I don't want their hearing this, but I just
feel like I need to give a little bit of
context to you.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Before I confirmed.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Five years ago, I went on a road trip by myself. Okay,
I'm just driving north. That's generally what I used to
do when I was solo tripping. I'd just drive and
to see where I ended at. Right anyway, I'm driving
north and I end up at this location. I'm busting
to take away, okay, and I'd just pull off onto
a dirt road, park my car and just go. I
(07:43):
don't even know what the buddy hell this place is,
and I take away on on the on a wall,
on an exposed brick wall.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Two years later, the first wedding venue that Mim and I.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Look at is called I don't know if I should
say it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know it's dangerous. I'm not going to say the
name of it. The first wedding venue we look at,
I get that. I go, oh my god, this place
looks incredibly familiar. I feel like I've been here before,
and it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
That's the place I pissed on.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
And I.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Shared this with men as if she would also go like,
we have to get married.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Here, but of course it had the opposite effect.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But we have to.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
I've it's like I marked my territory. That is, come on, now,
come play the music.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Very strange, all right, hey, you got to say, though
it's faithful?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Is it that you weed on the place you're getting married?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What are the chances that's not a coincidence. Mate, I
could have weed anywhere in Australia. I weed on my
future women. What this story is totally wild. Someone did
a pooh in Gwyneth Paltrow's house when they were a guest.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
There's a fair bit to unpack here.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So much that's her singing with Huey Lewis, by the way,
Bewneth Paltrow, that is but his thing. So apparently she's
been longtime friends with this guy called Derek Blasberg.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Right, I don't know much about Derek. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He's a social I think a bit of a social
he's a socialite. Sure, So he's hanging with all the
big stars, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Derek Blasberg dB.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
He's yeah, I think dB for short.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He's staying at Gwyneth's house right, because they're buds. He's
obviously staying the night, okay, and then as far as
Gwyneth is concerned, he stayed the night and everything was fine.
The next day Gwyneth goes out to lunch with Wait
to hear these names, Oprah, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
If I ever, at any stage in my life get
to walk out in the front door and say sorry,
I'm going to with Oprah. You've made it like I
don't care who else is there.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That's awesome. I've got lunch with Oprah. I tell everyone that.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
So she's at lunch with Oprah.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Wow, Jerry Signow and Larry David that these people just
doing lunch.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It's just famous.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Would you do, honestly, what else would you do? You'd
go to the most expensive restaurant down and you get
the best table.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh, is sick?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oprah's paying the bill or Jerry?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, Jerry's not, He's not paying Larry David.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The's split, thet's split.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
They're trying.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
And I didn't have chip chips they so yeah, anyway,
I feel like I didn't drink.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Look. So they're all at lunch arguing over the bill,
and then Gwyneth receives a phone call from her housekeeper,
because of course she has a housekeeper.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The housekeeper is screaming down the phone, going, Gweneth, there
is that there's a pooh, there is a pooh in
the bed. What the hell is going on here? Like
what happened last night? Why is there a pooh in
the bed? And the worst bit was not only was
there a poo in the bed, but there was also
a tip on the bed side table, as if so,
this Derek guy has gone he's done a poo in
(11:20):
the bed and then gone, that's awful behavior. But I'll
tell you what, I'll leave it like a twenty dollars
bill and let someone else deal with it, okay, So
effectively his it's a good story, Derek's way of dealing
with this. And by the way, this this story, someone
at that lunch leaked it. So either Oprah, Jerry Seinfeld
or Larry David started talking. Now it's world news, right.
(11:42):
But you and I were talking about this story today
obviously because it's the best story ever, and we both
are of the view that you would you just wouldn't
do a runner there. If you do a pooh in
someone's bed, yep, doing a runner and not telling anyone
anyone about it is the worst thing you can do.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Pathetic.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
There's so many different ways, Like if you've pood in
someone's bed, I think runner has to be the last.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Thing that you're doing.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
And I agree with you, like.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You, yeah, at least get it out of there, you know,
put the sheets in the wash.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
But we we.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Do disagree on the best way to go about it, though,
because I'm a direct person, we're a case in truth
for the harmony.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm a truth guy. You're a harmony guy.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yes I am.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm a truth I would just go straight to Gwen.
I'd call her personally. I'd go, this is what's happened.
You're a friend, You're staying in her house. You go,
let's just this is awful. It's embarrassing for me. Can
I have your help me.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I'm a solutions guy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I would I would not talk to as a coward.
Yeah whatever will? I feel like he should have called
a dry cleaner. You call a dry cleaner and go
and say what. They're professionals in this area, right, so
you get advice from them, or you try and organize
like a pickup or something.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Pick up for a poo to bed.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I don't like.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I knew this all day.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So what I want you to do is I want
you to call a dry cleaner and literally put yourself
in DB's shoes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Perfect, you've pooed in a bed, fine, and and you
need what and you need them.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
To tell you how to get rid of it.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
And I'll put myself in the exact situation that derek'sai.
I'm Derek in this phone call.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, okay, and I would to say that, like I'll
say my girlfriend Gwen's in another room or something to
do with it quickly.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think that I think we needed that needs to
be the tweak on it, because if you say my
girlfriend Gwyneth is at lunch, they'll just.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Go I'll drop it off. Okay, So we need to
have a time. I'll say she's in the shower. I'll
say she's in the shower. So we've only got a
couple of minutes to figure this out.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
She'll be two minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'll give you two minutes otherwise than you walk in, okay,
when I need to.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
On the spead directliness.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm not that great. I've got a little bit of
a situation that I'm in right now. Have you got
a second to talk?
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So look, basically, I'm at my girlfriend's house right now.
It's pretty early in the relationship, and she's she's just
in the bathroom right now. She's in the shower.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But when she went into the bathroom, I saw that
as an opportunity to effectively do a fart. Okay, and
basically I've a little bit more's come and I've got
Now there's a stain on.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The bed sheets.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So I reckon, I've got a minute. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the sheet please?
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Oh? The quickest would be to put it straight into
the wash, I would say, because if you try to
use like, let's say, like alcohol, wips and stuff like that,
it may make the sain kind of push further, it
may not fully come out. Okay, Okay, yeah, I think
the quick would be to chuck it straight into the
wash stain removal and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm not familiar with her like laundry situation. I don't
even know what's going to be in there. And again,
I've got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
And yeah, because if you use water and stuff, stains
can actually sit even worse.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, okay, what would you do in my situation? I
literally I think I've got thirty seconds before she comes out.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Honestly, Oh, I would I would just be honest. I
know it might be a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
To be honest with it. But you know, sometimes stuff
does happen, and I'm sure you understand.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Like, yeah, yeah, find a question you don't do. Do
you do pick ups?
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Could you we do do pick up and delivery?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Could you be here?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Could you be here like in the next five or
ten minutes? One thing, I.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Don't think so, unfortunately, just because our delivery driver's already
out and.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
He's out and about like a bit further out right now.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
I'll pay you five hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
Let me get the boss.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
You mean what, I'll try me really quick.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
One agad, It's okay.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
I probably don't have time for that problem.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I definitely run the same play, Hi.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Tony, here you going. I'm basically I'm at my new
girlfriend's house. She's just in the shower right now, and
I took the opportunity to do a fart in bed. Yeah,
I went to do a fart because I was holding it.
All right, it's a new relationship. Unfortunately, I've followed through
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Again.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm sorry to be crasp but now I've got a
stain in the bed and I'm just thinking I'm in
a bit of an emergency right now. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the bed.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Like as quick ass on the mattress, is it? Well?
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, may have gone through to the mattress.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Yeah, there's probably not much you can do. Ship, What
can you do?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I was just saying to the woman I spoke to before, like,
you guys, maybe do pickups, Like maybe I could just
throw the sheet at least out of the window and
I can get like a quick turn.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
And the only problem is our drivers out.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
What would you do in this situation? Like there is
there's a bit of a smell as well, Like I
definite advice on how to deal with that.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Thank god? What can I say?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (17:00):
I don't know what to say to you unless you
grab a cup of coffee and spill it all over
it and just say, oh, Ship, sorry.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
That's actually a great idea. That's actually a great idea.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
So Paul Ship.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, And I'm just on the phone to my dad.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Grab a cup of coffee. Then maybe just take it
to the launder.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Bad she's coming to the Hi, honey, here you going? Hi, honey.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, I'm just on the phone. I'm just on the
phone to my dad. Yeah, oh sure, you can speak
to dad. Dad did you want to speak to Gwen?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Hello, Hey, Gwen?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
This doesn't sound like is that you Sun?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, well we're here, Gwen.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Good? How's my son trading you?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
You are an absolute legend.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I think this is the best example of customer service
I have ever seen in my life. Tony talking to
Will and would he make this is a radio show.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
That one?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
You went above and beyond, my friend.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
I'll put my feet in your shoes, mate.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, but it sounds like you've worn those shoes before.
By the way, you were very crap to come up
with that coffee example.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
We can't take lord of the rings for obvious reasons,
but we can use the music, and the music is
turning into a delight. I'm having a lot of fun
with this, talking about taking people's unwonted rings. Will throws
trumpets behind me. It's awesome.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Now it feels powerful.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
We have a genuine cache of rings.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
We just added two more there, one worth two grand,
one worth three hundred bucks. The money's adding up, guys,
and we're going to do something awesome with this, by
the way, something that you can all enjoy as well.
We're going to probably put it all on black and
then I don't know, start a music festival. I just
had gone to zero gravity flight. I think that could
be fun. I've also been thinking about creating a line.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Of for dooras called mad mad Hatters anyway, look, working
for a bad one could but I'm warming to it
be anything, because no one's selling for doras anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
They're not.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
We have the market to ourselves anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You're right, but we're getting ahead of ourselves though, because
we still need to build rings.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
We need we need.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, we're just collecting. We're just we're in the building face.
We're powering up all right now, we could pretty much skip.
I'm going to say three days of powering up if
the next thing comes off, if we managed to find
the next ring, which, as I said before, is one
of the most famously discarded engagement rings in Australian history.
Woods we were talking off air about the time that
(19:44):
Lara bingal allegedly.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Nice we have to stay together guys for legal resumes.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
In twenty ten flashed Michael Clark's engagement ring down her toilet.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
And that works too well, and allegedly that ring costs good.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
That ring costs two hundred thousands.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Allegedly, allegedly and all over the shop we are now
as the March of the Urcai plays in the background.
You should know that we trolled the Daily Mail looking
for the any truth in this turns out Clark he
said a few years ago that never happened.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
She never did it, right.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
A denial from both parties, but for obvious reasons, right
y portshit tonight. Yes, but also there was a photo
of a plumbing van, yes, outside her property, Yes, at
two thirty am, after all this stuff was breaking in
the news, right, yes, on Campbell Parade. Yes, that that's
(20:45):
your fact.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
I've seen that photo. Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now, I think we've gotta be a bit careful here
about revealing what the plumbing company's name is. I think
I'm just going to I'm not going to say that
on air, but we do have the number of that
plumbing company.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I think we just give them a call. They're like,
they're going to be very coy obviously. Yeah, we just
let's just ring.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I think that I think that's worth remembering. First of all,
this is in twenty ten so.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Years ago. Will he remember it?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
And second of all, if he does did he sign
an nda?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
I didn't think about that. But let's just let's just fish.
Let's go fishing.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Is this twin plumbing?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Is?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh? Get I made? Hey going? My name is Will.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I'm just here with my friend Woody.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We are We're just we're just actually wondering if this
is a bit of a weird question. Is there anyone
still working there that was working there in twenty ten?
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
It's your business.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Okay, all right, sorry for the weird questions. Are you
I've got a couple more weird questions. Are you in
the middle or something? Or do you mind having a chat?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Yeah, well I was just on a rooftop that I
could have a chat. No, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
This isn't a complaint. Were just after a little bit
of information.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
In twenty ten, you were called to a property in Bondai.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Beach, right, yep.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
It was the property of a woman called Lara Bingal.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Now we realized that you might not be able to say.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Anything here.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've done a lot of work on Campbell Parade over
the years.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
On that's okay, that's the street, the street is it?
You've done a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
On Campbell Parade.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I have many, many, many.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Many clients on Campbell Parade in fact, you know, right
right through the city, really, you.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Know, like you know, we once had a former cricket
captain whose nickname was a Baby Dogs or a baby Seals.
He would occasionally take very good catches. Did you take
a good catch.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Out of a drain in Campbell Parade that belonged to That.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Depends what you call a good catch.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
What did you call a good cat? A good cats
could be anything that unblocks the drain.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah. I feel like
what I'm picking up here off you, Matt, is that
you definitely can't talk about this, So we'll just let's
just leave it with this. Don't say anything if you
know exactly what we're referring to. And you did pull
an engagement ring out of a pipe on Campbell Parade
(23:45):
in twenty ten, All right, let's leave it there, Leave
it there there. A bad line, bad line, lie dropped
out there bad like you are on a roof.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
So I imagine the service is pretty good, but a
bad line, and he got it.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Do you think he still has it.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Why did think he was so cagy about it? Do
you think he signed an N B A or do
you think he Well, I.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Just think that's, you know, a good guy.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Seems like a good guy.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
But at the end he played ball.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
He's an absolutely true but he definitely I think he definitely.
We can conclude from his silence that he found it.
So what do we do now, Well, we can give
Papa call and yeah, see I spoke about the Yes,
men have got porn addictions. It's an awful thing. But
I think that women are addicted to erotic fantasy no
(25:00):
also known as dragon porn.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Now they're all reading it.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
We discussed it yesterday, had loads of calls from a
whole bunch of women who agreed that yes, they read
the book and they bloody gets them going.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I started it last night.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, you started at the four wings.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Well, I mean I'm in you're in the wings. I
mean nothing, nothing sexual has happened at this stage. But
people are writing dragons.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And it's building nice. I love that you.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I can't wait to get just got straight into it. Hey, yesterday,
I've got a message from a friend of mine. She said,
quote I couldn't stop laughing listening to you yesterday about
the sexy Dragons. I'm also reading it and I've never
been so horny. Not ideal because I'm single, but anyway, well,
it's a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
They're all into it.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay, right, that's from Jeff and he's had a great
yeh from a single friend of mine who's a girl. Anyway,
they're all it's a thing. Well, I think we need
to because everybody seems to be saying that this is
just some excuse that I'm making up because I want
to gloat about the fact that I managed to have
a good weekend.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Well, I just I just don't think we can put
all the reason to this dragon point. But I'm happy.
Let's call Sam now and just go Is that? Why
is that? Is that the reason behind the increase in
the It is.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
To be I'm kind of interested for my own sake.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Here's wa sure that it's.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Kosha to call her and ask her on radio, But
here we are.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Company.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Good.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Hey, hey, hey you okay?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Makes you vakram yeh.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I'm obviously not providly talking to you.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
No, No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Hey, Sam, how a great to see you from a
distance on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
So just a quick question.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Mm hmmm, I feel like you and I got a
lot of work done over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's weird that my daughter's listening to this and.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I was just wondering, is there a correlation between that work?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
What were you talking about?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Oh, the work in.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
That the bedroom, the.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Work for the interiors of the bedroom works. And I
was just wondering whether there was a direct correlation between
the bedroom works and the fact that you're reading that
dragon porn at the moment.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Oh, no, really interesting. I know, skip the fairy porn,
to be honest, Yeah, there was still much fairy porn
that I'm like, over the fairy porn and skipping the
chapters of the fairy porn.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't know that it.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Was probably probably I don't mind my talking about my
six life with you will on the radio. How would not.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
That's a really good question. But we're here now, unfortunately,
what do you what do you think it is? If
it's not the fairy porn?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
What what it's It's just will be very handsome at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, that's great, thanks, Sammy. I'm also finding you very
sexy at the moment.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You should know that.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Thank you all.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, So the dragon porn has got nothing to
do with that.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
No, it's actually like no, no, like maybe like a
couple of months ago, but dragon porn just becomes a
bit too. There's a lot of it, and I just
want to get to the edge. I just want to
know what you want to know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Nice? You are the dragon?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Am I the dragon?
Speaker 5 (28:48):
You are? Well, you're the dragon writer?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh, the dragon writer?
Speaker 9 (28:57):
And over here?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
All right?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Great?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Thanks now, like you costly.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Talking about this later slipped on me.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I also very very embarrassed all of a sudden. Very good.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
We are going to move on.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
I don't know if we are.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I didn't take my jump.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
I don't know if we are. They couldn't have gone better.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I mean I unfortunately downloaded the book and put it
on MIM's kindle last night. But well, she said a
month ago it got her going.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, okay, all right, and then my overall sexiness has
just maintained it.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, so yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You know, you may as well get it going and
then you know, we can work on the sexiness from there.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Step one, Dragon pat Step two, get sexy the formula
step three, Ride the Dragon.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's will and what do you hope you guys having
a wonderful drive home woods? I mean, nothing gets me
going like a royal tour.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Nothing.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
They've announced one. They have the whole, the whole trope.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Charles and Park of Balls.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
They're gonna Willie as in Prince William.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I think it's just I think it's just Charles and
Parker Bowles.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I think it's just it's just just King and Queen.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, just a king queen. That's just pretty standard. They
don't bring the family these days.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I thought usually they traveled as a big, big gang,
big clan.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, okay, no, definitely not not since no E think
notoriously all hate each other and travel around just in partnerships.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
Anyway, Listen, we know that it is King Charles and
the Queen that they will be going to summer and
to Australia. They won't be going to New Zealand, which
was part of the original plan.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
And that's tough, smile friend. Was there a reason why
they've designed to cut New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Man that I know there are a lot of people
that be reeling today and I'm just wonder say, I'm
thinking of them.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh the poor keyways, that's it's such a beautiful spot
as well across the ditch there. I know that has
said nothing lights me up like a royal.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Visit, so I can only imagine. Yeah, I'm not sure
if the royals have ever ever been there, which you
just break their hearts, it would it would, it would really,
it would be a soft it would be a real
sore point.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So I don't mean to bang on about it.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Sure it's some quite close to news, yeah, very very close.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So for the Samoans out there, I mean absolutely, come.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
On, that is a big win in the rivalry about it,
King and Queen of Charlesen to come here over New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Yeah, that's a bit of a curve.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Massive And look, obviously stories today parties in the streets
because you know, like like most national days, they've got
rid of.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
All the rules. There's trading on the streets.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, it's awesome, just lots of fanfares and of course
yeah it's a great day.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
So I just thought, I mean, that's what it is
in my head. I imagine it's very somber in New
Zealand and very very ecstatic and.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Samol right now. So I thought we just call both countries.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh, great idea, and just see what the feeling is
on the ground, because this is obviously front of mine
for all of them.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, no one's picking up the phone in some We're
going to get through there who knows as well?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Try that as well, get it to go. So I
think we're going to call first.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, it's called the party capital of the world right now.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Get the energy, the vibe.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah again, they are going to be a
couple of ships to the wind ideas, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Hello there, Hi, Jimani. My name is Will.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm calling from Australia. How are you?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Thank you very very well. Hey, you're obviously pretty excited
about the news.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Which news the tour?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Is that a party? I can hear going on in
the background celebrating and.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's just a lot more routine. It's a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Ah right, but you.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Guys aren't celebrating the royal tour.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I think, so are you excited? Of course?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Always can no, that was it mate, you Thanks so much, Jimani,
have a great day.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Welcome, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I think I think the funny thing about that is
that when you said you're going to celebrate, he said,
I think genuinely doesn't know some defense about it.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Excited, he said, always.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
He has any idea to be perfectly frank with you woulds.
But look the Cayways will know. I mean these are
we all the water cooler jet. I imagine that guy
was busy, he runs the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You could hear the party behind him.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
But just be sensitive, Angriah, Hi Andrew Hore, are you
going money?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I'm calling from Australia.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Hi, Hey, hey, I just wanted to to just give
you guys a call across the ditch and just say
bad luck about today and just chin up.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Really, just why what happened?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh yeah, well I thought this might be the case.
Just obviously, don't act like you know hasn't happened if
you don't talk about it, am I right?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Obviously?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, Charles and Parker balls, they've managed to leave you
guys out of the itinery.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
For the trip down under.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
All right, True, it's not such a basic man.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Like, Seriously, you're not lighting a candle for the man.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
You're talking about something
Speaker 11 (34:54):
Body hell
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