Have You Got A Crush On Will?

• Weird childhood phases
• Professions that can't do their profession
• Pop-Up Pit Crew With Airtasker 
• Have you got a crush on Will?
• Matt Preston

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Joined the Boys and at adeleis she's back in the
studio to go to that reluctantly. We've let to drag
her in here thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Love to hear from you, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
What is the worst phase that your child went through.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Or you can you confess to it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I suppose if you went through a bit of a
phase as a kid. Yeah, well, you talk.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
About your Ralph Laurent polo face, couldn't couldn't see you
without a Ralph Lauren polo and sometimes you double up.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You thought it was progressive, you'd wear two polos.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm happy to talk about that, if you're happy to
talk about the phase where you chemically straightened your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I did do that. I did, I did, I did
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Looks terrible that we can keep doing this if you
look like a scarecrow.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
We've all had a phase and it turned into dreadlocks.
We've all had a phase.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
If you're willing to go and admit a difficult phase
you went through as a kid, I went through a
phase I went through a phase where my mum only
told me this recently where they couldn't. Apparently I found
out about the words just like just tricking, if you're
just if you're just tricking.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, Like I.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Would just lie and it was impossible to get anything
out of me because I would be like just tricking
and I.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Would do it with every like everything, as in you
thought just tricking got you out of line?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, it was just like you could say whatever you like.
You could say whatever you like.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
And she said it was quite concerning because I never
knew what was going on.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And this is when I was like four, Oh that'd
be that'd be shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, mom, the kitchen's on fire, and then yeah, run
to the kitchen just chricking.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh why are you so worried about? That would be
so annoying.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
So look, kid, I mean I actually I went to
go and pick up because I'm obviously experience. As a kid,
I went through some difficult phases, but as an adult
of my own kids now, I'm only just starting to
see phases that my daughter's going through and even on
other parents. I went to go and pick her up
from daycare the other day, and I had to pick
up her and her friend Caspar. Yeah, And I was like, alright, Max,

(02:30):
let's go. And I was like, Caspar, you come as well, mate,
And he's in a full Spider Man outfit. Oh yeah, great,
And he turned to me, looked me dead in the
eye and said, I'm not Caspar, I'm Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
And then he's wearing a cape. Didn't put him up.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
On that Spider Man doesn't wear a cape, but he didn't,
swished his cape and then walked off, and the teacher
was like, you're going to have to go on Spider
Man and he's not going to come with you in
the mark Yeah, kit care.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
The whole day, thirty eight grade day. And then I
spoke to his mom after I dropped him off. I
said he'd been wearing it for three days.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So look, that's all very tricky.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Thirty one and six five most difficult phase that your
kid or you as a kid went through. The reason
we're talking about it because I was. I did mention
that the beautiful South American Argentina, what are the.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Kids doing there?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I have to go to Argentina, great steak, I've been
I got this tattoo. We're not going to talk about
your Argentina trip. Why you put that in new contract?
I thought, I'm happy to talk.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now, No you're not, mate. I's told everyone I was
part of the band Powder think it was a great trip.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
So very popular there we are Apparently in Argentina it
is the highest density of children taking part in something
called they call themselves Theians. What is Ethereantherian is a
human who doesn't identify as a human, but as an animal,

(03:50):
spiritually or psychologically, as an animal. So on TikTok, the
hashtag theorian has surpassed over two million posts. And it's
not just like children either. It's like fifteen year olds
are catching up and not talking what as they're catching

(04:11):
up as.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Dogs and they're just like they're meeting in the park.
But rather than like, you know, you.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Know, we used to sneak drinks into the park and
you know, you know, try and kiss girls or whatever.
These guys are catching up in the park and.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Sniff at each other's bums. Why don't know about that?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's a dog. They're running around there playing chase. They're
running after balls.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
They're doing that. They're running, They run around the park
on all fours. How far do they take it though.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I don't mean to get immature, but are they are
they doing a boo?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm sure that they're not doing. Well, that's what the
dogs I'm just do.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's what you did Argentina does I mean, that's what
other kids are doing. But that's why we can't talk
about it. You took a park. I didn't now park
in Argentina. I did a lot of things. I did
not do a.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I would. I shouldn't have to be dependent.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I would find it really hard if my kid came
home and was like, just so you know, I'm a
dog now, Yeah, that would be That would be really
that for me counts as a very difficult phase.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Analysts.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
You brought up a great point about this in the
song what was your What was your question?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You were wondering analysis to a fresher memory if your
partner all of a sudden started identifying as a dog,
and how you deal with that.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yes, I was wondering what I'd do in that situation.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
But uh, and I think we landed on we would
not love a dog, but love a human.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
So like you're not sure for hooking up with an
animal or a person at that stage.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, it puts you in a tough situation, but you'd
be supportive of their decision too.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think the only benefit of a partner or certainly
your child, identifying as a dog would be that I
would then have a legal excuse for keeping your in
a cage.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Tick tick Also entertainments, car trips, easy, get rid of
the car seat, just put them in the boot cage. Also,
go to those down, go to the park and throw
stick around. That's later, that's Saturday TV. Dogs don't watch TV.
They sleep outside, Yes they do. Yes, they bloody dough.
Now let's go to Christine here.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
You tell me why you were talking about looking up
with an animal before. I don't know why he wasn't
talking about hooking up with an animal. You kind of
were that got We've got a bit sick.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Your imaginary partner identified as a dog and you were
obviously hooking up with them. You tell me this is weird,
will Yeah. I went through a phase, a childhood phase
for you. Yes, I've always loved the idea of going
for a dip in the ocean in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I love the way that makes you feel.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
So I went through a phase in fifteen sixteen where
I had a bottles of salt water which I would
collect from the beach in my cupboard, and I would
squirt myself on the face with that water.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Look, I would take that as a story, but I
know you were doing that well into your twenties.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's not fair. So Christine's called not I saw the water.
I saw the bottle. Christine.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
We're talking about difficult childhood phases. This is something your
brother did.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, my brother had a absolute fixation with mayonnaise. It
was absolutely growth in jest.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
It were ingesting it or like putting it on himself.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Oh no, not idiot. Yeah, he had to have it
and like early teens, he had to have it on
his post in the morning. He had to have a
mayonnaise sandwich for lunch, and whatever we had for dinner
it was at tomato sauce. It was mayonnaise. That was
the condiments that he had to have with dinner.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
So, in terms of childhood phases, a bit of a
mayo obsession doesn't seem that bad.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
If the worst thing Remy, the worst phase Remy goes
through a mayo obsession, I'm okay, you take it.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm bloody oath, I'm taking it. Jennifer. Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh, Jennifer, you your your child is an etherean.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
She is a theory and yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So what so what does your daughter is currently identifying
as cat?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay? Wow? So and how long has this been going
for Jennifer.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
She's got to be nearly two years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh, Jennifer is crazy. So she did she have a
conversation with you about that, Jennifer?

Speaker 6 (08:13):
She did, actually, but she was very scared. You didn't
know what we were gonna say. And you know, she's
not hurting anyone. And I just said, of course for
your giraffe or like her.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
How old is she, Jennifer asking, she's thirteen?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Wow, so pretty formative time, ye, to become As you said,
she could have come home and said anything that you'd
probably prefer. Well, first of all the fact that she's
honest with you, because I think that's that's the scary part,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
She decided it sounds an animal. So so, Jennifer, like,
how much are they living like a cat?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
She's she'll do face paints. Oh yeah, she's making currently
making persons so they and ease and things like that.
She has asked for more a like a life like
furs suit, but they're they're like a thousand dollars. Very honey,

(09:16):
but that's not happen.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, you start saving for that one, yeah, Jennifer.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, I was going to say, so a couple of
things like how far?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Because I imagine for a lot of kids this would
be like a protective shell in a lot of ways,
like or they don't like who they are, so they're like,
I'm going to be this other thing.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
I'm not sure she's got a cousin that's the same.
There's two cousins.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I think both cats.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
I think one of the wolf.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
What sorry, a wolf? I'm sorry? A wolf?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
A wolf?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh ye okay, so one's one's a wolf and what's
the other cat? So two cats and a wolf? And
so what's Christmas? What's Christmas lunch?

Speaker 8 (10:04):
Like?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Interesting?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Do that?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Okay, Jennifer?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Can it's food food wise, So let's just go back
to Christmas lunch. You've got two cats and a wolf
and then obviously the humans.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Off the floor. Yes, they're sitting at the table.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
So do they have the turkey with you or do
they do they have another meal wolf made up for them?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
They just eat what we eat. The only thing that
they do differently is when they go to the park,
it's nobody, you know, there's not too many people around.
They'll just chase each other.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Now that's nice. And the Wolf, I know full moon's
are a big deal for Wolf.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I don't. I actually don't know if she does. I
should find out she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
How the neighbors. The neighbors would hate.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
It, Jennifer, thanks for sharing. Can I say you're doing
a great job. I would find that.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Very very scary and confronting.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
If my daughter, just speaking honestly, came home to me
and said that's okay, I felt like she was an animal.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
So there's a deep level of respects that I've got.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
How much acceptance and how much patience you have for
it obviously probably comes second nature. I know being a parent,
that's all you want to do is just get around
your kid.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
But yeah, good on you, thank you, thanks for the
comment stuff, Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
What's a profession who constantly can't do what they should
be able to do? On thirteen one six five, If
you've if there's one of them, I've got a few.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Now.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
The reason I'm bringing that upwards is because Oscar Piastri
who's racing for McLaren this weekend, and well there he
goes Speedy's Bitty Car Race down in Melbourne Albert Park.
He has said that he actually he doesn't like driving
in the city of Melbourne where the race is held,
because he actually struggles doing the hook turns.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh, fair enough. Who invented the hook turn? It's it's dumb.
It's good for traffic flow though, yeah, but it's bad
for accidents and stress.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just I hate it. Just it goes against all
your instincts. I'm going right, but I've got to go left. No, no,
you know the zero I'm doing them wrong. I'm doing
them wrong. Obviously, I get confused. You get out there
and then it says.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Go over here and wait, but why am I going
over here?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You can clear the main lane. It's just very stressful,
very stressful.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well look, I mean, if I'm sure Piastre has been
in far more stressful situations than you have behind a wheel,
and if he still finds some stressful, I imagine you're
speaking on behalf of a lot of people. He said,
I tried to avoid the city because the hook turns
steal back me really anxious.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I would imagine if I was a driver of those cars.
You can't say the word very fast cars. I think
it would be frustrating driving an everyday car just full stop,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
You'd feel like you're going so slow? Yeah, wouldn't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's like you know when you go on the freeway
and then you pull off the freeway and you go
back to a normal road.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's always like I feel like I'm walking at a
least gets you feel that way, Yeah, it's frustratinging.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Let's talk about what I want to talk about. Get
me out of this.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Professional people who constantly can't do what I think they.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Should be able to do. Barrista's pronouncing names. I just think,
I just think their job.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, but it is, it becomes part of well, yeah,
give being able to read read the name right?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, okay, that's actually not a bad shower. I was
just gonna say baristers in general. Oh well, the fact
that the quality of coffee changes so much from cafe
to cafe is ridiculous. Don't do it be able to
walk in somewhere and be like, I want to coffee,
because you know, you go, like when I got a coffee.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
It was awful.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh yeah, you still probably paid within fifty cents of
the same amount for that thing.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's wildly different, Like how do they get away with
that burnt bean? Like, so sometimes when you drink cofee,
like I think they burnt the beans.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Well I've never had that, No, but might get very cheap.
So yeah, big one for me. People that can't do
what I think they should be able to do. Again,
this is probably the same thing in terms of the
variety and not no consistency in the industry messuss.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
I swear I've been I've been under somebody's hands before
thinking to myself, I think this could be the first
time you're doing this.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's like they're making it up as they go as well.
It's like you're what you're You're like, you're ad libbing. Yes,
you didn't have a plan, you're improvising. Yes, it's just
like surely you had like because sometimes it goes like
you did different You had my left leg, now you're
on a right lead doing something different, completely different things.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, surely the system here is that you just run
the same routine on.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
My right leg.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Why actually went to a massage parlor recently and they
said to me, I asked me to feel out a form.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wasn't a parlor.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
That sounds a bit sick, So it's been to fill
out a form. And I feeled out a form and
they're like, what's tight on your body?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah? And I was like, my back, my hamstrings, my calves, everything.
She looked at the form.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
She was like, oh, so your whole body then, and
I was like, yes, dickhead, that's why I've asked for
a full body massage. Whoa, but you're you gave me
the form. I think when you call someone a dickhead,
I didn't call that in my head. And I'm doing
it now for emphasis.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Now got more.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know when you go into a shoe shop, Yes,
it's very in vogue these days to make these running
shops where you go in, you try the runners on,
you get on the treadmill and.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
They have a look at your gate. I reckon.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
There's there's one pediatrist between them. Okay, there's the rest
are just people they got from the cafe next door.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh, definitely, rock up. They go, what do you want
to try on? You try them on? They go, we'll
get you on the treadmill.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You get up there, you set it, you go for
a run, you get off, and you look at them
and they're like, come on mate, well I've had the
same set of runners for ten years, so is there's
any different?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And they go, how do they feel? What am I pain?
You tell me mate, I'm at the end of the day.
Why did I come and say?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Are yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are attempting to stitch up my
dad with the help of people from it to ask.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Well, pop up pit crew, the will and when he
is pop up pit crew to walk in your grandma's pitbull.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
You really can get anything done with air Tasker. All right,
here's the idea. It's a dream of ours.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Well, to use that gun that's used in the big
races Weakness, the one that changes the tires. We know
the one, and we think we'd be so good at
using this gun that I believe we can change all
four of my dad's tires without him knowing.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, you bully, yeah, you believe. I think you are.
I'm happy to be a part to it. Well, I'm
glad I'm not doing it to my dad's car.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
We had a guy who called the other day who
uses one of those guns and said that if you
don't use it correctly, you can break your wrist.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, and I like that. I like it.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay, it makes it more fun for me with a
broken ring. Well, no, I don't want to break my wrist,
but the idea that you could, I just look dangerous.
A bit of adrenaline. Will It's very important for me
that we never practice. We don't practice at like it's
a first time.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
You're claiming that you could walk into any pit crew
right now. Yes, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter which
one it was, really.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, even if it was the Viasy cash Out
Racing Bulls Formula One team, they.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Should hire me. If someone's sick for the weekend, get
me involved. Because it just put it on nut press trigger,
tire come off. That's as easy as it is anyway
to focus more on Dad, though, this is the prank
we're doing with Dad. I've just I've had a few
thoughts overnight. I reckon the best way to get Dad
for you know, for enough time for us to change

(17:43):
the tires on the car. Yeah, I'm going to call
him now and say that he's been requested to do
some ads here at the radio.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Because he was just getting a coffee. Yeah, that was
that was the first. That was the first one I
was throwing out. It Ja, we've spoken to it. We
asked a few people on Antaska to delay him a
little bit. Yeah, we've got yeah, we've got a cake maker.
And we realized that might not be enough time. Well.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Also, if he's getting a coffee, he can just look
out the window, yeah, and then see us and call
the cops. Look around, call the And there was there's
no way I've known where did park and stuff. Whereas
if we do it here at the station, we can
fill up all the cars spaces. We don't want to
make sure he parks where we want him to park. Yes, okay,
and then he's got to come upstairs and read an ad.

(18:27):
So he's definitely eyes off okay for a while, Okay,
no doubt he's available. He doesn't do anything. Don't be mad, thanks,
I'm not being mad. I'm just talking Hello dad, it's
what he how are you very very good?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
What are you up to? I'm just driving in bump
of the bump of traffic. I'm my way home from
babysitting duties. Nice, Now, what do you don't normally phone
me for chit chat going on. No, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I've had a request for you which I thought you'd
be interested in. It's a bit of a a it's
a bit of a last minute thing. Is there any
chance you're available tomorrow to come into the radio studio
or the radio station and read an ad?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
And read an ad?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'd be You would be paid
for it is probably what I should.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Have led with. Now you're talking, Yeah, there we go.
I think I think you've got me.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I think it's an ad for air Tasker who were
there sponsoring the Visa Cash app Racing Bulls Formula One
team for the race this weekend.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You know my rates, don't you.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I don't think you've got rates, but I'm sure, I'm
sure you'll be happy with whatever you're getting paid.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I'll clear my heavy schedule and rearrange a few things
and free up my time to what half an hour max?
I reckon half an hour?

Speaker 6 (19:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, so I'm reading an ad?

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's it?

Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, and I'll get paid yeah, okay, all right,
no no problems, happy to help, easy, all right mate,
I see it tomorrow so yeah, by mate, bye bye.
As easy as that.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I mean, I'll tell you what I should have should
lead him with the cash. I could have said to him, hey, dad,
there's an opportunity here. Just a strip nude and wax
your entire body for one hundred dollars and he would
have been like.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Bloody worried. Yeah, that's crazy, is yeah, so he is me,
which is good. Moth to a flame. But there we go.
The moth is in the flame. Well he will be
tomorrow now, it's just now.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I kind of attempted that. I know, we said we're
going to change his tires. Probably do we just leave
it on bricks?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Car? What do you mean leave it on bricks?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, that's not fair. Did a bit of a moral
lesson as well, you know, the moral lesson go chasing
the cash? You lose your time from baba bit stop
to walking your grandma's pit bull. Get anything done with it?
Does kidman?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
She may have found a new man, so obviously sad
to say, but her and Keith Urban Keith, they've split up.
Everyone knows that that happened last year, but it's been
dugger up from twenty fifteen. Will that she once did
an interview where she revealed that she had a crush

(21:17):
on none other than Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I liked you.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm married now would so he said?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Our mutual friend says, oh, you know, Jimmy wants to
meet you and you can go over to his apartment
and DA and I'm single, and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yes, well what, yes, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Fallon?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Would you would have thought when Nicole Kidman's a queen
and he is a sicker, fantic boot liquor. As far
as I'm concerned, he is a smamy circus performer. I
mean that's I mean, I'm just speaking on behalf of
a lot of people have read it.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
There, I get it, But I just get I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Charm.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
And if he peeled his.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Neck back and he was a lizard living under that skin,
it wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay. So so sure, all those things, that's your opinion
of Jimmy Fallon. You mean I know what you mean.
I was shocked.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Sure, Oh, Kimmel, it's a very it's a good beard
on Kimmel. Yeah, but enough about who's the hottest late
night presenter? So she has real she's got to crush
in him. She's just She's also done a new interview
with Jimmy Fallon. There's no audio of it, we couldn't
find the audio, but apparently there was a lot of
sexual tension between the two of them. Wow, so that
is very much alive and well between Kidman and Fallon. Yeah,

(22:39):
Will something happened. We'll have to wait and see. But
it just got me thinking, well that you know Jimmy Fallon,
he's just this presenter is a bit of a boot licker.
As you said, I was really surprised that someone like
Nicole Kidman would have a crush on him.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, And it just got me thinking, Will you're a presenter, Oh,
don't be ridiculous, don't be ridiculous. Now you're gonna hate,
You're gonna hate the next ten minutes. Well, I could
just leave as well. I don't have to be here,
contract man, I told you, I've just told you.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
My whole family's got work. So I've got to go
get the chocolate on the way home. I don't want
to stick around. If I'm just going to get teased.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
On air, it's going to wait ten minutes. We're not
teasing you. I feel I get teased.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I don't want to throw around the B word, but
it's feeling a bit like that.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well, we're bumping you up. We're bumping and pumping you up.
Thirteen one o sixty five is the number. Yeah, do
you have a crush on Will?

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I don't. That's really good and it's not.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
This is this goes two ways. First of all, it
makes me feel comfortable seeing it.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Analyst. Why you laughing so much of that? Why is
that so hard to believe? Stop might happen?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
No, it's very serious.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh shut up, you.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Start with that.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's very serious. No, seriously, take you let's let's talk.
Why is that so bad for me? No, I don't
think it's bad. I just I'm excited to hear listeners
who might have a little crush on you. Yeah, mate,
why I mean? Why?

Speaker 8 (23:58):
Just me?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, because I'm I'm just leading this.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Don't do it to myself a very vulnerable space right now,
you know, I have no one calls shocking.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
But it's a good chance Hidman has a crush on Fallon. Yeah,
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
There's a lot of people listening right now that have
been secret Will fans, little crushes of Will, little posters
of him. When you when you're on the front cover
of the wellness magazine Chema's Warehousing.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
A lot of people were taking that home or your
dad chucking. Your dad took it home.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Calling and she's drunk, I feel I can see on
the screen, just says Lisa, drunk is the only caller.
Can we just get my wife to call so that
maybe you know it's a bit cute, it's a big cute.
Then it's like, oh, this ended well, because.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Right now you're right.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I mean, I'm in an unwinnable position. But people call,
I feel awkward. People don't call. I feel very ugly.
I feel very unlovable.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
And isn't vulnerability sexy? No, I shut out.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
He's got the hair going. It looks incredible. Tell me
about those pet sessions. Let's talk about him. I'm trying
to pump you up.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
A personal trainer. Yeah you've seen the personal trainer's got
the ass of a twelve year old. Now, don't just great.
I wouldn't lead with that. What do you mean, I've
got a twelve year old ass, haven't really worked on it.
Used to be a six year old ass.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
He's doubled the age of his ass Ladies and men,
thirteen one O six five. If kidman likes Fallon, I'm
sure a lot of you have got a crush on.
Time for you to tell him?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You can remain anonymous.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
If you're uncomfortable revealing to your great crush that you
like him, you can remain anonymous.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
All right, let's just get this done with because I'm
feeling awkward and.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
You shouldn't mate.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
You can remain anonymous. I fully appreciate you putting yourself
out there by calling up right now and speaking to
your one true your one true crush. Well, we've got
Lucy here.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Hi, Lucy. Hello will and Woody Hello Lucy, you've got
a crush on Will?

Speaker 6 (25:47):
Well?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
I actually, can I please have my Willi's age?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Willie's age is thirty seven? Why do you know how
old I am? And I'm thirty six? You dog?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Sorry, thirty six. He's got a bit of an age money, Yeah,
and what are your thoughts on that?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Lucy?

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (26:04):
Sorry, thank thank you Jesus. You're not calling me a dog.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
You're calling Woods the dog.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Call what's a dog? Sorry? I mean you could be
a dog if you like him.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Tread an innocent fan.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Sorry, mate, so I'm not calling you a dog? Sorry sorry, no, no, no,
not at all. You sound like a like a pussy cat.
I don't know where this is going on for them.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
That's a little bit raunty.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Will you feel I'm this isn't going well?

Speaker 8 (26:33):
Will William Anderson?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right? Look are you? Lucy? Thank you so much
for the call. I appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
You're so very welcome, mate. I just I love how
much of a true caring man you are because I
am under the ND I.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
S beautiful, Lucy.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Yeah, and I love how how much you like literally
you you praise the disabled. It's so so lovely you
publicly love and care for the disabled anyone and everyone.
And I absolutely love it, mate, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
No really, nicey, Hey, we're turning this around. Thanks, thanks
for the call. Thank you call a dog. Let's go
to a dog.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Well I called her a pussy cat, which is that
could be more problematic, but I didn't mean for that
to be the case.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Meow.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Amy has called as well. A lot of people are
calling up Amy and.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Weird anally stop laughing or get out, I mean take
you in his line out and get out.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I don't mean to start laughing at me. I think
Amy's laughing as well. I mean, why are you laughing?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
So the reason why I've got the crush on Will
is because well I've pretty much had a crush on
him since I was probably twenty one.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, why is that, Amy?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Oh? Because it's just like the the he brings the
comedy side out of him, but the way that he's
just kind of to put it this way, when he's
had talking to people, then he just likes plus at

(28:10):
the same time, what is bringing it out?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Thanks, that's really nice. And what about physically and what
about physically? No, we don't need to do that physically.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
We don't make it strange, just asking what his best
physical features in his little pump up baby, can't choose.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
They're all good. They're all good.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Any stresful question, Are we done?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
No one more? Please?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
We've got an anonymous caller here, someone who does not
want to be named. Hello, Anonymous, you've got a crush
on Will?

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Hi, guys, so I actually went to primary school with Will.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Here we go, we go, okay, and you always had
a crush on Will at primary school?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Well, look, let's put it this way.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Every single girl in our year level had a crush
on either Will or his friends Daniel w.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
And with a Will fan, there we go.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
And still a Will fan Anonymous.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Oh we'll leave you.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
I'm doing with that one.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
There's a reason why I remained anonymous, right, all right,
thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And what's his best physical feature? Anonymous? Come on, come on?

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Look as a kid in primary school, he was just
damn cute.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
A that's really nice. Thank you. He still thank you
so much for that. Thanks everybody, all right, that will
do enough. I didn't call. Yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Matt Preston is on the show, Welcome back, mate, William,
and we'll put this in context very shortly. But I'm
looking at a photo of you in scrubs, and I
mean woods. We're just saying he's looked good in lots
of things, Matt Preston. But those forearms beautiful. I'm going
to say, better forearms than Ricky Ponting, which is a
hard thing to pull off.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I'm going to right now that that is. That is AI,
that is, It's fantastic. I was particularly keen that I
didn't have to wear blue scrubs to do the hospital.
But I got what's called the port wine because I
feel me and port I kind of we're designed to
be together.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
You're in a Yeah, you're in like an aubergine or
a Crimson scrub. I didn't know they did them in that,
Do they do? They do a cravat in the scrubs
as well for you?

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
What the cravat you just used for the to bind
your hair up when you go into the operating theater.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Very stylish, So mad, do you want to tell us
why are you in scrubs? Mate? Tell us a bit
about this.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
This maybe three parts, three part documentary series and it
was on a while back that they did on SBS.
And it's basically, you take three people who've had who've
had kind of connections with the hospitals system under who
themselves a family, placed into Saint Vincent's public hospital in
a number of different departments. You just get to learn

(31:02):
what it takes to save a life, what it's really
like to work on the front line. My brother died
of a long time ago, forty years ago. He was
in his early twenties, and I want to see whether
we've got better at stopping those deaths. The answer of
course is sadly we haven't. We still the one hundred
and seventy people to sometimes explained death in epilepsy, but
we have got much better at solving some of those

(31:24):
other challenges that come right and then on the kind
of the bigger picture. I get to work in the
geriatric wards of Sint Vincent's, which is truly brutal. I've
never been a workplace where people work harder and do
a broader range of tasks from the most menial changing
dressings and wiping bombs to suddenly the next moment they're
rushing to get the right the right kit to bring

(31:47):
someone back to life.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Your mum has also been diagnosed with dementia.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
So yeah, it looks I mean, I mean the dementia
piece is interesting because obviously as we've got the aging population,
had does two things. One, it's the geriatric wards are full.
You also got the situation as we were getting older,
we have more more examples of dementia and it's really
important to know about it and to be prepared for
what could come down the pipe for you.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, of all four of my grandparents have had dementia,
three of them no longer with us, one of them
still with us, but we didn't expect as a family
the mood changes because it changes the personality. But then
also it was almost it was the anger around thinking
that what you were saying was incorrect because they had
forgotten an interaction and from their perode, it must be

(32:30):
so frustrating.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, and that's terrible for them, and those sudden moments
of lucidity when they go, when they realize where they
are and have they've changed.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
So Ruby Rose is doing the show as well, and
you land a dock or all three of be stepping
onto the front line of to Australias beers public hospitals
to discover what it really takes to save a life.
And I think it's a solid dose of perspective for
anyone that's been in a hospital. Is kind of it's
kind of a place that you kind of want to
get out of really quickly, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
You're actually right. One of the bits of research is
you're more likely if you're old, you're more likely to
have a fall in hospital than you are at home.
So we look at this idea, can you provide care
at home? You know, there were these unbelievable people who
kind of smicate their lives, Yes, to make him see
little bit.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Better people there.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
When I was my school holidays was spent because my
dad's a physician. My school holidays was spent at nursing stations.
And I remember whenever I used to talk whenever I
walk into a hospital, everyone's always like, I hate hospitals.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I hate hospitals, and I'm always like, well.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I actually quite like them, because I just have such
fond memories of hanging out with like fifteen women who
used to look after me and like go and get
me lunch at the cafeteria.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
And like great cheap holiday for your dad.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
It was to say, he's like, I can't get out
of I can't get out of ward rounds. None was
working full time. I've got to bring you guys with me.
So I have a very different interpretation of them. But
I really wanted to say that to highlight the point
that you were saying, Matt, in terms of the individuals
that are there, you're often so scared of being in hospital,
you often treat people badly because you don't want to
be there.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
But they're they're they're they're people.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
We're slowly getting better at recognizing that and supporting those people.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
We just had a baby in the public hospital with
the best service. We had a cesarean all for free,
like it is insane, That's that's wild. I was talking
to some friends about from America and they were like,
that would have cost us thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
So it's great that you're shining a lot on it. Matt.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, yeah, I think, I think. I think it's one
one of the interests.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Be very proud of the hospital. In the dp N
premiere is the fifth of March on the SPS and
on SBS. On the Man you want to see Matt
preson in hospital.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Final question from me, Matt, did you ever leave the
scrubs on to go and get a coffee just to
get a bit more respect from people out?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I lived in tread of being that person on the
tram and someone has a heart attack and they look
to you.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
In the.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I'm doing a TV show. I'm not unless he's lunch
needs seasoning. I don't know what I'm doing. Matt.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It's great to yours as always, always wonderful to have
you on BiDi looks like a tremendous show mate.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Fantastic, Thank you so much for your time boys, Thanks Matty,