March 9, 2026 • 32 mins
- 2nd child syndrome
- The nightmare of group presents
- Woody at the pool
- Will's Reddit
- The taste of redemption
- Bare Beaters
- Pants Hacks
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
As you just know, and I'm sure a lot of
people know. I had a sicken child recently. His name
is Jewels.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
He's a little boy. I've discovered something.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Disturbing about having another kid though.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, it's just you have no time left. Time
is gone. No, that's not disturbing. I think that's just real. Yeah,
And that was always coming for me. Expected to know.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What I'm discovering is like, obviously he's not sleeping a
lot at the moment.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And I feel like with my daughter when she was born,
I had a lot more patience for her.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh yeah, when she was crying.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And the first time his novelty is there, it's almost
like it's say, we to describe it this way, but
when it's your first yeah, when you're up or not,
it's almost like, oh, here, we're doing it. We're doing
the thing where we lose all our sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I didn't have that. Yeah, surely early.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
On you had that like, oh, look at us, we'll
complain about how in.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
The baby bubble. I'm wrecked at the moment guys. Sorry,
just not getting much that. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, whereas I agree, second came around and it was
just we've done this, Yeah, there's nothing enjoyable that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But I'm also realizing that that kind of transcends into
other things as well, where like I don't know, just
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
With Max, I was just.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So there for everything. Yeah, I was so interested in everything.
I would get home and I'd be like, oh, what
a Max today, and sim would be like, oh, yeah,
she opened her eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But you know, when they're very early newborn stage. I
don't want to say I couldn't give a ship, but.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, they do nothing like for two months, but you've got.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Ages of that. I'm just not that like invested.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I've also got you've got another child that you
love so much, who's talking and playing and doing these
really exciting things, and who's taking all your attention. And
then it's like so you like, you know, I'm sure
Max is telling you this is what I did today,
and like he's saying I drew for and then you
go like this is amazing, Joels, and you look.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Over its just like have you got a big gu
what you got? But it's grace, but.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You' start thinking about it and like, I know, when
we're obviously not deliberately doing this as parents, but you're
setting up this situation where I again, I don't think
Jels can feel it now, So I'm not saying that
you're doing this, but Jewels will feel like he needs
to do more to get your love.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I was talking to a friend about this the other
day because his first kid is a nightmare, but he
was saying his second kid is just like the like
just an angel.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, because when he's good.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Family, when he's good, they're like such a good boy.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Whereas so, yeah, I don't think Jewels is quite there
yet because he's only.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Two and a half weeks solf, but keep up, mate,
come on.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, that's what I was actually saying to Liz Ellis
your friend the other day. It is because she's got
two kids, and I was saying to her, so she's
the best, She's great, she was I was saying to her,
I don't know if it's just a boy thing, but
like you know, when Max was waking up in the
middle of the night, I'd be like, oh, sweetheart, like
you know, come here, princess, Like I literally went over
to Jewels last night. I put the I put the
(03:23):
dummy in his mouth and I said, shut up. I
was sleep deprived and he was just screaming and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just does here. He's got it, yeah, but he can't
understand it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
What I want to ask because I'm realizing of the
way that I'm treating him. My son is destined to
be a second child. I always thought that a second
child syndrome was garbage.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Do you think I'm a stereotypical second child?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You are, and so am I. I am also a
stereotypical second child. I compete for attention. I want it.
I'm like, look at me, I'm over here, give it
to me, and I'm going to work for it until
you give me love.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I will work for it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And Jules, I realize now is going to be exactly
the same course because I have not given him the
attention that I gave my daughter. And it's kind of sad,
but it's also just the reality of being a second kid.
Is that you you said it before, you would always
be treated differently to the first child. I can't help it,
Like I look at my older sister now and how
I'm like I still see it. My dad dotes on
(04:31):
her in a way that he will never dote on me.
Let's take these calls because I want to hear from
some other people. What I want to do is to
put this theory in practice.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Give us a call.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
We're just going to have a quick chat with you,
and I think we should be able to figure out
if they're a second child or not woods.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Obvious to ask them what they do, ask ask him
what their morning routine is.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Let's go to Angel Angel here on thirteen on six
five Angel.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Hello, Hi, Hi, okay, do you have a question for angels?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah? I'm an angel.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, You're about to go for a walk Upper Hill.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's a nice day.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Would you rather like take your time take in the sights,
or would you rather get your stop watch out and
try and do it as quickly as you can.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I think it would depend on the situation whether I'm
trying to work out, but maybe just in the middle, in.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The middle somewhere. What do you do to relax? Angel?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You've got a few hours off. What are you going
to do to take a load off?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Listen to some music, maybe go for a drive.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Too much activity there I think I think she's a
second child.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Really, I can stop. Really, I think she's the first
child whoa really?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, this is this is she feels the need to
She says she needs to go for a drive. Yeah,
has to keep moving. Is incapable of just stopping. And
that's the second child thing.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah. I wonder if she lied about the first answer
as well, to make it sound a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So classic second Yes, because she wants to win. She
wants to angel. We think you're a second born?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Do I tell you the answer?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm the baby of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, she's the baby, so there are two kids above you, right, correct?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Still, what's the age gap between you and your the
middle and.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We'll claim it. Let's go to Kate. No more questions, Kate. Hello, Hello,
Okay Kate. What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
What if I said I didn't do movies?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Second born?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Second born doesn't because she's always achieving success Like sitting
there and watching a movie for her impossible because mom
and dad won't be impressed with that. Get no attention
for watching a movie. Yes, Kate, you're a second born.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It depends on which household you're looking at. I'm actually
the oldest, you're the oldest, depends on them the oldest
of one household. Yeah, my dad, I'm the third of fourth.
On my mum, I'm the first of two.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So again no technically.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Fourth, one of two.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You put them together, that's a second once.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Woods So shocking moment for me recently on the radio show,
I was just in that situation where someone said, we're
getting a.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Gift and it was a gift for you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know that now, Yep, there was a group of
ten of us putting together a gift for you. The
person who organized it said, put in what you want yep,
which is that just needs to be illegal, So don't
put it on the person put just put a figure
like say.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I do agree with that, and I also do think
that most people just have like a base understanding slash
sense of self respect.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
When did we learn that slash love.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
For the person that they're giving the gift for that
they know what is too late? Now, I don't put
the money as a thirty seven year old person, twenty
five dollars each from you and your partner.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Is not acceptable as a family. We contributed exactly the family.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
If I spit it over, you rem and nerve that's
what twelve dollars each or something twelve.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Fifty, So fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm now very concerned that out of the entire group,
he now knows that I chipped in the least he.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Does know you though, So I'd like say if I
put out if you were in a group thread, and
I was like, put in what you want, Like number
one on my bingo card is white Law bottom dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And I almost messaged him privately to like just get
like an understanding.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I came out. Times are tough at the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Anyway, I haven't actually spoken to him directly since I
chipped in the fifty dollars from our family.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
He didn't mention it to me, by the way, Oh
that's good. So he wrote a generic card. And the
way that the card was it wasn't like a you know,
it wasn't like a pie chart with like everyone just
what everyone pitched in. It was just all the names.
So I assumed equal contributions. So I appreciate the honesty.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It wasn't so let's just see because someone might have
chipped in five hundred, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We don't know the breakdown. No, I think most people
just would have done the normal thing.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I think what is the right amount? Anyway, we'll find out.
Let's so, do you want to call him? I'd love
to call.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
So you want to speak?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh no, no, you talk because then he'll be more honest.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah. Hello, Hey, whyey, it's Mecca. Have you got a
sec Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I was just wondering, just out of interest. Yeah, you
know the group present that you got us?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Who? You can be honest with me? This is a
secure line.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Who contributed the least amount of money to the present.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Where this is headed? I'd have to go through my
files and do a bit of an audit, but certainly
wouldn't surprise me from your colleague was the lowest contributor.
But I can't for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Why do you I'm here obviously now I've been losing.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I didn't mean it for smirch.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I actually did well there. It is very political answer.
People should know that you are a lawyer by day.
You did a very good job of parrying there.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I have to go through my records, whereas we all
know that he slipped you a lobster.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I've had some sleepless nights just I mean, I've just
been going over in my head that moment in the
thread when you said pay what you want boys.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And you just didn't know the figure.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
To go for.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Can you just tell us, Whity, what was the average
amount that was put in?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I think the average amount was caught me by surprise
for a bunch of tight asses. There was actually about
seventy dollars people put in. So Woods from memory, I
think you were a little bit short.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Of par I was very short and it was one
of those kinds of presence where no matter what your contribution,
your name still got put on.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
The key would the opportunity, and he did well.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Out of it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, that's why I said there was no pie chart
with because I wouldn't have known he brought it.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He brought it up to me. He was like, I
feel guilty about this.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Maybe i'll maybe I'll put together a little part chart
and we can see the tiny little.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Let's post it. Yeah, posted full names.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Wood would need a little arrow pointing to his name.
Put it that way.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
The text wouldn't fit on the graph exactly. I'm not
telling you this what's going on.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I don't want to tell you.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know you don't, but we're here now and I've
walked in. You've been caught talking about something. It's clearly
embarrassing you for you, because I asked what's going on
and you have shut down.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You've told Barton pushed Tom, which was.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
A mistake, which I trusted you, Tom, I trusted you.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I came to you with in confidence and you have.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You have now forced me into the situation where now
only am I telling Will because I was worried about
you finding out and now everyone needs.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
To No one a stereotype. But I feel like you would.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You would have told something to Tom which you wouldn't
tell to me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, if it was an assault on your masculinity.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh, this is an aggressive assault on my masculinity.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You know, both new age men. It's all good. What's up?
I like this day.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I like part of me to remain in the old age.
But I'm I'm fast becoming I am a sensitive new
age guy.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah. Okay, so is that bad? No?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
No, well that first had making it sound a baud Okay,
first half, not bad at all. I'm getting swimming lessons.
I want to get swimming lessons.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's not it's not even the bad bit.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's not embarrassing, but I'm quite proud of that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm excited about that. Nice where you're going. I can
you can teach you.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
You're not teaching me.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
No, let me teach you. There's no world. Let me
teach you.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Listening to you barking instructure. Let me teach you way.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'll treat you like a child, a good way.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Exactly, exactly, No, no.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Either, great swim teacher, make a clear I know how
to swim. Not really, I need to get technique. I
don't have any technique, and I sink and I don't
know how to kick. And how can't I teach you?
I don't want you to. I would hate that. I'm sorry.
Will you let me be a cycling coach?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
If I got into cycling?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Absolutely, i'd be like, hey, man, can we go for
a ride and you can show me the ropes?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Very well, No I would. I would have fair enough.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That's not the embarrassing I'm sure we can't get Yeah,
I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You're not coaching me or teaching me.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So the more embarrassing part about it is that, unfortunately
I shared with that but told me that I had
just been rejected from the adult class that I wanted
to engage.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
In, whom rejected.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
They're booked out.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh because I wasn't like a membership or something.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, no, no, no, They're like, there's a poof there's a
specific adult class that is booked out that I can't
get into. And Tommy he's had the same reaction as
like booked out adult classes, like how many adults are
getting swimming lessons?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
And I said to him, well, as you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't love chlawing. So I was booking myself in
for a mineral pool.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Wow, very special mineral pool, very special mineral where it's
near my place. It's like around the corner from mine.
I bumped into other day. I couldn't believe it. I
was like, oh my god, it's a mineral pool. I
hate clawing.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I've tried to I've written them in an email.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Anyway my daughter can get in there, so she'll be
doing lessons at the mineral pool. And I've just written
back asking for private lessons. Oh at the mineral pool.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wow. Yeah, that's fair enough. Fair enough, you didn't want
that on air, that's fair enough. It's embarrassing here we are.
That is embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yes, embarrassing one on one adult swim lessons in a
mineral pool. Yeah, yeah, that's really that's yeah, it's rock bottom,
I know. And you're asking your daughter to go to
the same place as you.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
She's booked in.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The idea was that we'd go back to back, So
I was like, can we get some sort of arrangement going, well,
my daughter does a lesson and then I do a lesson,
and then no, they said no.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
The best of the internet, as according to me, will
beware of the blob.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
You haven't done a Wheels read in the wild Woods,
but there's a there's a broad spread here.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I've missed it summer, right, I think a lot of
people have a lot of people have.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I've been calling for it. Request though, because I'm in
control of a gong. Here, I move you on, because
some of your interests are a bit niche, Ye, can
I just request some uplifting ones?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yep, no worries. Great, I've got a real smorgas board, todright, okay,
good and.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Again this is a bit. This is just stories that
attracted me. Now look this first one. I know you
don't like Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh, it's going to be tough.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Quite interestingly, across the trilogy, every single one of the
Hobbits gets revenge on the people who stab Frodo across
the trilogy. Anyway, DM me if you want to learn
more about that, true they do you get stabbed by
and I have moved you on all right now. I
(16:35):
thought this is very interesting. I was on ask Reddit
the other day, which is on my phrase. Did you
know that that reddit is the fastest growing social media
platform in the UK right now?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's still great because it's been around for a long time.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, but people are moving towards humans answering their stuff
rather than AI answering their stuff, which is what redd
It's all about. So my this is not a sponsor bit.
By the way, I don't know what I suppose they
don't really need. You know, there's a lot there's a
lot of Epstein and a lot of ice stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Let's just leave it at the moment I'm going to
leave it. I'm just going to say.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
In nineteen ninety three, Jerry Seinfeld was thirty nine and
he began dating his seventeen year old.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Leave that there.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
The next thing I was on what publicly she was
in high school. He was thirty nine, So.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Sign is he signed? The Seinfeld is on, then he's
at the peak signed, he's at the peak of his powers.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
In nineteen ninety three, he's thirty nine and he started
dating a seventeen year old.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
How is that not out there? It is all right again? Yeah,
how did I not know that? Well, that's the sort
of thing they don't want you to remember. Body.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, it's crazy. Wow, yeah, I think yeah, I mean yeah,
I'm gonna move on. I ask Reddit, one of my
favorite little spots, little corners of Reddit, a great little
spot to ask the internet questions. What's a sound everyone
should recognize as immediate danger? As immediate danger? Yes, an alarm?
(17:57):
Yeah obviously so yeah, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
And the rest it's a great answer. That is a
perfect answer. Perfect.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
So top answer was the sound of a cracking tree brunch. Actually, yeah,
a lot of people have died from that lightning.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That doesn't make a sound. Mate, Remember, here's a snake.
This guy said.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Apparently, if you if you live in the snow and
you hear a deep womping sound, womp, I.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't know what a what is that? A one? That's
apparently what you hear before an avalanche happens. Oh. So
another one that I thought was really interesting with someone said,
if you if you.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You're talking to someone who normally speaks well and they
start talking gibberish, there's a good chance they might be
having a stroke.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh s truth or your sight go your peripheral vision
goes and sounds mate sounds Sorry?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, hey, so did you know?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Also this is in til This is the segment that
this is indy I learned today. I learned in nineteen
seventy to know the city Cancun. Have you been to Cancu?
Have you been in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I've been in Mexico. I started Cancoon. I was sudden
the west didn't get to the Yucatan, didn't go to
the east.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, so it's very famous holiday spot now sort of
it leads down to a whole bunch of very very
famous now places in Mexico. In nineteen seventy, can Kun
didn't exist. What do you mean The place for can
Kun was chosen by a computer? What as where in
the world is the most suitable place for a new
(19:24):
resort city in the world?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
What? And then computer chose can Kun based on like
a temperature.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Location in nineteen seventy the city of Cancun had three people.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
What yes, but so so they said, So then what
was so? What it was just three houses or one house?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
On I lived in the same place, who knows family?
But yeah, yeah, there would have been one place, one person,
I assume. Now there's millions of people there, of.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Course can and we all know what Cankun like the
beachfront it's got it's got like high rise buildings and
stuff doesn't Yes, Cancun, yes, but so who who looked
it up on a computer?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
The Mexican government, I assume so, yeah, because they wanted
to make a new resort place cool factory that is, Yeah,
got two.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
More things for you. Where would you put a resort
more things for you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Pedro Pascal has been pretty adamant recently about his support
of the trans community.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
He occasionally reversed trolled people who trolled him.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Reverse trolled, as in like people that comment things.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So the example here is you were my favorite actor,
I'm on following you. This is bullshit, and then he
just throat underneath it, tagged them and just wrote.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, Willan, what do you have you?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Monday I'll be having a brilliant drive home, would try.
I mean I mentioned this just before the song there,
but look about seven years ago.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I mean, yeah, this was on news sites.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
It's not something that we were proud of and hence
we haven't spoken about it for a while.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But we nearly killed an Australian icon.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yes, not intentionally, obviously. We created a sushi role which
we wanted to take off. Spoiler it didn't take off.
But part of us trying to get this sushi roll
some popularity was given it to notable celebrities. Yes, and
we wanted the best chef in Australia to taste.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
The sushi role.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
So who did we bring in here?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Will Ian Huey Hewittson.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hell yeah, the one and only blood, the original outdoor chef.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
First one to do it. He was the first one
to cook outside. Now everyone's doing it in Huey.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
By the way, he was at the TikTok Awards. Did
you know that? No? Yeahs TikTok.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's pig on TikTok now, yeah, Well and we don't
know that because let's be honest, since we almost killed him,
I'm going to say the relationship between us and him
has been a little bit testing.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
We're off the Christmas card list, and it.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Just we've been thinking about this a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Obviously, we've got some audio actually when we almost killed Hue,
which yeah, well I think we have to just to like,
you know, a bit of a bit of color for
the audience here, you'll hear. So we gave him a
sushi roll and the producer bursts in to stop it
from happening.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
With us to come.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And try our wock and wal woods.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
We need opinion, and you've been out the making of
the course.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
He might be allergic to these crustaceans.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
And I died, I'll see you you.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And he did. He did, Yeah, we did, Yeah, he did. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
We settled out of court. But look at the end
of the day, that was the legal side of it sorted.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But I think that that the wash from the legal
incident was that not friends, not mates. Yeah, if we
were at the TikTok Awards, he would have given us
a wide berth.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
So we sort of were running through this list of
celebrities that we've wronged or slighted over the years, and
we had this idea of getting there redeeming ourselves.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Basically, And there's a number of them. There's a number
of them. But I feel like I feel like Hughey's.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
First came off the rank for us because well, ye
as I said, he's an Australian icon. Yeah, he's not.
He's not getting any younger, he's not old. He's not
getting any younger.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
And so I just think right now we've got a
chance to gain his forgiveness. And I think this is
your idea. And I don't say that, don't lead with this.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's bold, it's bold. I think it's bold because our idea.
I think it's our idea. This is something you're really
bad at.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You've suggested that we should try and cook for him
and I and I think I think, given how bad
you are at cooking, that's actually really like it's a
humbling thing to do.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
You know, even if it is I enjoy it, I'm
just doing it for you, Huie.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He will know that.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
And particularly even that you've tried to cook for celebrity
chefs before. I've had you cook for Maneuver before.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
And this is what he said, maybe you should write
your own cookbook. Yeah, and did not shade with anyone.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah, I mean that hurt. That that really did hurt.
I've made him a moose.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's a bit wet. It was awful, it was a
bit wet. I've also haven't got a lot of time
at the moment newborn, so.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I don't have to My baby's only four months old.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
So we had this wonderful, wonderful idea of telling him
that we're going to make a burger, which seems a
bit simple.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I know that, but I think it's actually kind of realistic, believable.
This is going to go to a bad chef.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
He's going to go like, oh wow, you guys are
so grap at cooking, but you've cooked me a burger.
And then there's this new McDonald's bistro Berne's Angus Berger
which looks amazing, and we just effectively give him that.
But so if we're cooking it in front of him, though, yeah,
well we have to work on that. We'll have to
work on that.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, work that's that's the biggest issue with the cold hands,
and we need to pull off there. Yeah, is going
to be it's going to be very difficult, yes, I
would say, but but the end result is if he
believes we made that burger, yeap, and he puts it
in his mouth. Yes, we're back. We're completely gobsmacked. He'll
be like, how the bloody hell have you done it?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
And more importantly, I think the friendship will be back
on well her bloody hopes that. It's a nice gesture
full stop to say, I'll come and cook for you.
I'm really sorry. Can we cook your meal? Try the
new bistro Bernet's Angus range at McDonald's available for a
living of time.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That'll be tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Cor Y, get this thing on the right path, So
make sure you're tuning in.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Right up next though, Woods, your dad. You got a
story to tell me about your dad. It's all I'm reading.
It just says what his dad's story.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's not just a story, it's just Dad has stumbled
across something that he thinks will help everybody listening right now. Truly,
I think there's a big problem with something that we're doing.
It's something that we've all done, like societal societal. It's
a societal endemic problem. Wow, and Dad thinks he solved it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Wow, I'll tell you what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
As good as having the PM on the show, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No doubt it could be the PM Dad. He's got
the time, he's got the time. It will for a
very long time. I wanted to talk about the fact
that you are a bear beata and I'm sick of it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
What's a bear beata? I'll get to that in a second.
But your one sounds sexral.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
It really does, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's one of those really misleading things. I'll give you
a bit more information. Like slapping myself on the ass,
Is that what it is? No? No, do you you
know I do that every morning to put myself up.
Oh you do a shower, drive myself off and thank myself.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, yeah, well that would make sense that was called
bear beating. But no, bear beating happens on planes. It
doesn't happen in the toilets of a plane, but it
does happen.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
On a plane. Okay, and the latest news. Now I'm
going to cross out to Joe here.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
You could be a bear beater though, sorry, more.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And more hectic.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Can we define what this is before we keep throwing
this around, because otherwise you and I accusing young women
of doing something that I don't know what it is yet.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's fair but when you figure it out, you'll know
that what I'm saying it's harmless, one hundred percent harmless
and makes sense. But so, Joe, it's in the news
today because who's against bear beating?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
So the Indian Minister for Aviation is against fair beating
because I actually don't know why. I only read to
the point where I found out what baar beating is,
which is listening to your music on a playing without headphone,
so playing it out loud.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh, I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'm all sound quality, mate, I'm wearing very good headphones
all the time, or nothing at all, that is, if
I never used my phone speaker once.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Don't you think Joe would be a bear beat today?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, she's the same.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, I meant music. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I just think you're the only one in this team,
you and Analys.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You've beaten bear a number of times.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I don't think I am because I cared too much
around about what the people around me. Oh yeah, Or
I think a bear beata and someone who was able.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
To so you because is it only when people are
around you?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, so bear beating, I think is specifically on planes.
So to bear beat on a plane is to listen
to music without headphones in the new clears of this
issue is this idea that you're putting your enjoyment over
people around you, right, So I just want to throw
a few at you.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, put yourself in a public place, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Do you feel comfortable taking a phone call on speaker
when you're around people?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Let's just keep it on a plane.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Would you take a phone call and engage in a
long phone call on loud speaker when people are around.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You on a plane? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
No, okay, good would you?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I don't really like the idea of having a phone,
corn I love the idea of going you know, I
like going on airplane mode on planes. Yeah, no one
communicate with you. Yeah, I'll go on airplane mode my
whole life. If I could just get rid of your phone,
stop talking to do that. You can over there some
people that need to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You just spent you spent five grand at Apple recently
on our business card, and now you're saying that.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You'd like to live your life on airplane ten grand.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Actually I brought your wife a phone as well. Actually, sorry,
I brought you Yeah, carry on, But he didn't want
the new phone. Didn't trust himself with it. He's like,
give it to my wife.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I got hers, but according to the tax office,
I'm loving that. As you know, Will, my dad is
always trying to find ways to just improve society.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
No he does.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I don't think he's successfully done.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But you need to know that he's always He's always
trying to make people's lives easier.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't think so he is.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
It's his number one goal.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
His number one goal is finding the best biscuit in
the world and trying to improve his man alcove into
a man cave, so your mum takes him out of
a corner of his bedroom.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
And it's true.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
But coming third after that is trying to make people's
lives better and he wants to see some widespread change
at all clothing alteration stores.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Now, when's the last time you had any clothing altered?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Probably about a year ago for a wedding.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
What did you get done?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I need to get most pants taken in because I've
got short legs.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
This was just a trap.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I don't want you to say that.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Nothing more to say it has stumpy legs. No longer
torso and shorter legs.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
No, don't, don't call it a long to what you do?
What you what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You've got stumpy legs?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
And you always say I've got a long torso, and
I'm like, he doesn't, he's got a normal.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I do very sure. No, no long because I'm taller
than you.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
There's no need to bring that.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I've got shorter legs in you that I'm told in you. Yeah,
how do you explain that your head?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You have a massive, massive head anyway, Sorry, back on, dad,
So sure you've experienced clothing altering stores?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
How is the service excellent?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Okay, I got I got to a great place called
nine Stitches in Fairfield.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
This isn't supposed to be a little paid bit mate.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Well, you've had a crack at me. I'm going to
start plugging my game, plugging.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
My guys, my guys at nine Stitches, my boys, they
do a great job in there.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do. Here's the thing.
Dad doesn't think they do a good job at nine Stitches.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, just across the board anywhere, right, because he he
is of the view that no clothing alterations store offers
something which they all should what's that?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
So Dad went and got some new pants from gas man.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah right, he.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Was with his fifty year membership, got them on the points.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
They all know him.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You want to know the sales section. Sir over there
in the back left, got some pants.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
He loves them. He always wears these pants. Every day.
Is wearing these pants? Cool?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
But he needed to get them taken up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So he goes to I'm not sure if it was
nine Stitches, but he goes to a clothing alteration store.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
He explains the situation. The person goes, yep, no worries.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
They go into the changing room together, they're doing the
pining and whatever, and then so Dad's done.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
He's like, yep, you've pinned them all.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Sure, and the guy goes, okay, you can take your
pants off anyway. Dad takes his pants off and chucks
them over the wall and then realizes, how am I
going to get out of the store. I now don't
have any pants? Oh yeah, but just because he came
in the pants.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
That that's not the clothing alterations.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Dad was telling me the story.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He was like, oh, this must happen all the time,
and he said the most outrageous thing is when I
explained the situation to the woman who had altered my pants,
I said, have you got any loaners?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
No, you're not taking your car mechanic for a servance.
That's what he thought you should get.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He's like, I'll take a line, a pair of heads,
and i'll bring him back in a week.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I had to drive how many jocks
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
As you just know, and I'm sure a lot of
people know. I had a sicken child recently. His name
is Jewels.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
He's a little boy. I've discovered something.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Disturbing about having another kid though.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, it's just you have no time left. Time
is gone. No, that's not disturbing. I think that's just real. Yeah,
And that was always coming for me. Expected to know.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What I'm discovering is like, obviously he's not sleeping a
lot at the moment.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And I feel like with my daughter when she was born,
I had a lot more patience for her.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh yeah, when she was crying.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And the first time his novelty is there, it's almost
like it's say, we to describe it this way, but
when it's your first yeah, when you're up or not,
it's almost like, oh, here, we're doing it. We're doing
the thing where we lose all our sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I didn't have that. Yeah, surely early.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
On you had that like, oh, look at us, we'll
complain about how in.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
The baby bubble. I'm wrecked at the moment guys. Sorry,
just not getting much that. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, whereas I agree, second came around and it was
just we've done this, Yeah, there's nothing enjoyable that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But I'm also realizing that that kind of transcends into
other things as well, where like I don't know, just
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
With Max, I was just.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So there for everything. Yeah, I was so interested in everything.
I would get home and I'd be like, oh, what
a Max today, and sim would be like, oh, yeah,
she opened her eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But you know, when they're very early newborn stage. I
don't want to say I couldn't give a ship, but.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, they do nothing like for two months, but you've got.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Ages of that. I'm just not that like invested.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I've also got you've got another child that you
love so much, who's talking and playing and doing these
really exciting things, and who's taking all your attention. And
then it's like so you like, you know, I'm sure
Max is telling you this is what I did today,
and like he's saying I drew for and then you
go like this is amazing, Joels, and you look.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Over its just like have you got a big gu
what you got? But it's grace, but.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You' start thinking about it and like, I know, when
we're obviously not deliberately doing this as parents, but you're
setting up this situation where I again, I don't think
Jels can feel it now, So I'm not saying that
you're doing this, but Jewels will feel like he needs
to do more to get your love.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I was talking to a friend about this the other
day because his first kid is a nightmare, but he
was saying his second kid is just like the like
just an angel.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, because when he's good.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Family, when he's good, they're like such a good boy.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Whereas so, yeah, I don't think Jewels is quite there
yet because he's only.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Two and a half weeks solf, but keep up, mate,
come on.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, that's what I was actually saying to Liz Ellis
your friend the other day. It is because she's got
two kids, and I was saying to her, so she's
the best, She's great, she was I was saying to her,
I don't know if it's just a boy thing, but
like you know, when Max was waking up in the
middle of the night, I'd be like, oh, sweetheart, like
you know, come here, princess, Like I literally went over
to Jewels last night. I put the I put the
(03:23):
dummy in his mouth and I said, shut up. I
was sleep deprived and he was just screaming and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just does here. He's got it, yeah, but he can't
understand it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
What I want to ask because I'm realizing of the
way that I'm treating him. My son is destined to
be a second child. I always thought that a second
child syndrome was garbage.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Do you think I'm a stereotypical second child?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You are, and so am I. I am also a
stereotypical second child. I compete for attention. I want it.
I'm like, look at me, I'm over here, give it
to me, and I'm going to work for it until
you give me love.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I will work for it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And Jules, I realize now is going to be exactly
the same course because I have not given him the
attention that I gave my daughter. And it's kind of sad,
but it's also just the reality of being a second kid.
Is that you you said it before, you would always
be treated differently to the first child. I can't help it,
Like I look at my older sister now and how
I'm like I still see it. My dad dotes on
(04:31):
her in a way that he will never dote on me.
Let's take these calls because I want to hear from
some other people. What I want to do is to
put this theory in practice.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Give us a call.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
We're just going to have a quick chat with you,
and I think we should be able to figure out
if they're a second child or not woods.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Obvious to ask them what they do, ask ask him
what their morning routine is.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Let's go to Angel Angel here on thirteen on six
five Angel.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Hello, Hi, Hi, okay, do you have a question for angels?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah? I'm an angel.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, You're about to go for a walk Upper Hill.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's a nice day.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Would you rather like take your time take in the sights,
or would you rather get your stop watch out and
try and do it as quickly as you can.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I think it would depend on the situation whether I'm
trying to work out, but maybe just in the middle, in.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The middle somewhere. What do you do to relax? Angel?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You've got a few hours off. What are you going
to do to take a load off?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Listen to some music, maybe go for a drive.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Too much activity there I think I think she's a
second child.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Really, I can stop. Really, I think she's the first
child whoa really?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, this is this is she feels the need to
She says she needs to go for a drive. Yeah,
has to keep moving. Is incapable of just stopping. And
that's the second child thing.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah. I wonder if she lied about the first answer
as well, to make it sound a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So classic second Yes, because she wants to win. She
wants to angel. We think you're a second born?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Do I tell you the answer?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm the baby of the family.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, she's the baby, so there are two kids above you, right, correct?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Still, what's the age gap between you and your the
middle and.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We'll claim it. Let's go to Kate. No more questions, Kate. Hello, Hello,
Okay Kate. What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
What if I said I didn't do movies?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Second born?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Second born doesn't because she's always achieving success Like sitting
there and watching a movie for her impossible because mom
and dad won't be impressed with that. Get no attention
for watching a movie. Yes, Kate, you're a second born.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It depends on which household you're looking at. I'm actually
the oldest, you're the oldest, depends on them the oldest
of one household. Yeah, my dad, I'm the third of fourth.
On my mum, I'm the first of two.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So again no technically.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Fourth, one of two.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You put them together, that's a second once.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Woods So shocking moment for me recently on the radio show,
I was just in that situation where someone said, we're
getting a.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Gift and it was a gift for you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know that now, Yep, there was a group of
ten of us putting together a gift for you. The
person who organized it said, put in what you want yep,
which is that just needs to be illegal, So don't
put it on the person put just put a figure
like say.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I do agree with that, and I also do think
that most people just have like a base understanding slash
sense of self respect.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
When did we learn that slash love.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
For the person that they're giving the gift for that
they know what is too late? Now, I don't put
the money as a thirty seven year old person, twenty
five dollars each from you and your partner.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Is not acceptable as a family. We contributed exactly the family.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
If I spit it over, you rem and nerve that's
what twelve dollars each or something twelve.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Fifty, So fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm now very concerned that out of the entire group,
he now knows that I chipped in the least he.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Does know you though, So I'd like say if I
put out if you were in a group thread, and
I was like, put in what you want, Like number
one on my bingo card is white Law bottom dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And I almost messaged him privately to like just get
like an understanding.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I came out. Times are tough at the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Anyway, I haven't actually spoken to him directly since I
chipped in the fifty dollars from our family.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
He didn't mention it to me, by the way, Oh
that's good. So he wrote a generic card. And the
way that the card was it wasn't like a you know,
it wasn't like a pie chart with like everyone just
what everyone pitched in. It was just all the names.
So I assumed equal contributions. So I appreciate the honesty.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It wasn't so let's just see because someone might have
chipped in five hundred, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We don't know the breakdown. No, I think most people
just would have done the normal thing.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I think what is the right amount? Anyway, we'll find out.
Let's so, do you want to call him? I'd love
to call.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
So you want to speak?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh no, no, you talk because then he'll be more honest.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah. Hello, Hey, whyey, it's Mecca. Have you got a
sec Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I was just wondering, just out of interest. Yeah, you
know the group present that you got us?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Who? You can be honest with me? This is a
secure line.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Who contributed the least amount of money to the present.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Where this is headed? I'd have to go through my
files and do a bit of an audit, but certainly
wouldn't surprise me from your colleague was the lowest contributor.
But I can't for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Why do you I'm here obviously now I've been losing.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I didn't mean it for smirch.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I actually did well there. It is very political answer.
People should know that you are a lawyer by day.
You did a very good job of parrying there.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I have to go through my records, whereas we all
know that he slipped you a lobster.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I've had some sleepless nights just I mean, I've just
been going over in my head that moment in the
thread when you said pay what you want boys.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And you just didn't know the figure.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
To go for.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Can you just tell us, Whity, what was the average
amount that was put in?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I think the average amount was caught me by surprise
for a bunch of tight asses. There was actually about
seventy dollars people put in. So Woods from memory, I
think you were a little bit short.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Of par I was very short and it was one
of those kinds of presence where no matter what your contribution,
your name still got put on.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
The key would the opportunity, and he did well.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Out of it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, that's why I said there was no pie chart
with because I wouldn't have known he brought it.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He brought it up to me. He was like, I
feel guilty about this.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Maybe i'll maybe I'll put together a little part chart
and we can see the tiny little.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Let's post it. Yeah, posted full names.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Wood would need a little arrow pointing to his name.
Put it that way.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
The text wouldn't fit on the graph exactly. I'm not
telling you this what's going on.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I don't want to tell you.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know you don't, but we're here now and I've
walked in. You've been caught talking about something. It's clearly
embarrassing you for you, because I asked what's going on
and you have shut down.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You've told Barton pushed Tom, which was.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
A mistake, which I trusted you, Tom, I trusted you.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I came to you with in confidence and you have.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You have now forced me into the situation where now
only am I telling Will because I was worried about
you finding out and now everyone needs.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
To No one a stereotype. But I feel like you would.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You would have told something to Tom which you wouldn't
tell to me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, if it was an assault on your masculinity.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh, this is an aggressive assault on my masculinity.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You know, both new age men. It's all good. What's up?
I like this day.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I like part of me to remain in the old age.
But I'm I'm fast becoming I am a sensitive new
age guy.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah. Okay, so is that bad? No?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
No, well that first had making it sound a baud Okay,
first half, not bad at all. I'm getting swimming lessons.
I want to get swimming lessons.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's not it's not even the bad bit.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's not embarrassing, but I'm quite proud of that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm excited about that. Nice where you're going. I can
you can teach you.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
You're not teaching me.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
No, let me teach you. There's no world. Let me
teach you.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Listening to you barking instructure. Let me teach you way.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'll treat you like a child, a good way.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Exactly, exactly, No, no.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Either, great swim teacher, make a clear I know how
to swim. Not really, I need to get technique. I
don't have any technique, and I sink and I don't
know how to kick. And how can't I teach you?
I don't want you to. I would hate that. I'm sorry.
Will you let me be a cycling coach?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
If I got into cycling?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Absolutely, i'd be like, hey, man, can we go for
a ride and you can show me the ropes?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Very well, No I would. I would have fair enough.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That's not the embarrassing I'm sure we can't get Yeah,
I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You're not coaching me or teaching me.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So the more embarrassing part about it is that, unfortunately
I shared with that but told me that I had
just been rejected from the adult class that I wanted
to engage.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
In, whom rejected.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
They're booked out.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh because I wasn't like a membership or something.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, no, no, no, They're like, there's a poof there's a
specific adult class that is booked out that I can't
get into. And Tommy he's had the same reaction as
like booked out adult classes, like how many adults are
getting swimming lessons?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
And I said to him, well, as you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't love chlawing. So I was booking myself in
for a mineral pool.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Wow, very special mineral pool, very special mineral where it's
near my place. It's like around the corner from mine.
I bumped into other day. I couldn't believe it. I
was like, oh my god, it's a mineral pool. I
hate clawing.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I've tried to I've written them in an email.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Anyway my daughter can get in there, so she'll be
doing lessons at the mineral pool. And I've just written
back asking for private lessons. Oh at the mineral pool.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wow. Yeah, that's fair enough. Fair enough, you didn't want
that on air, that's fair enough. It's embarrassing here we are.
That is embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yes, embarrassing one on one adult swim lessons in a
mineral pool. Yeah, yeah, that's really that's yeah, it's rock bottom,
I know. And you're asking your daughter to go to
the same place as you.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
She's booked in.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The idea was that we'd go back to back, So
I was like, can we get some sort of arrangement going, well,
my daughter does a lesson and then I do a lesson,
and then no, they said no.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
The best of the internet, as according to me, will
beware of the blob.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
You haven't done a Wheels read in the wild Woods,
but there's a there's a broad spread here.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I've missed it summer, right, I think a lot of
people have a lot of people have.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I've been calling for it. Request though, because I'm in
control of a gong. Here, I move you on, because
some of your interests are a bit niche, Ye, can
I just request some uplifting ones?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yep, no worries. Great, I've got a real smorgas board, todright, okay,
good and.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Again this is a bit. This is just stories that
attracted me. Now look this first one. I know you
don't like Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh, it's going to be tough.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Quite interestingly, across the trilogy, every single one of the
Hobbits gets revenge on the people who stab Frodo across
the trilogy. Anyway, DM me if you want to learn
more about that, true they do you get stabbed by
and I have moved you on all right now. I
(16:35):
thought this is very interesting. I was on ask Reddit
the other day, which is on my phrase. Did you
know that that reddit is the fastest growing social media
platform in the UK right now?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's still great because it's been around for a long time.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, but people are moving towards humans answering their stuff
rather than AI answering their stuff, which is what redd
It's all about. So my this is not a sponsor bit.
By the way, I don't know what I suppose they
don't really need. You know, there's a lot there's a
lot of Epstein and a lot of ice stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Let's just leave it at the moment I'm going to
leave it. I'm just going to say.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
In nineteen ninety three, Jerry Seinfeld was thirty nine and
he began dating his seventeen year old.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Leave that there.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
The next thing I was on what publicly she was
in high school. He was thirty nine, So.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Sign is he signed? The Seinfeld is on, then he's
at the peak signed, he's at the peak of his powers.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
In nineteen ninety three, he's thirty nine and he started
dating a seventeen year old.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
How is that not out there? It is all right again? Yeah,
how did I not know that? Well, that's the sort
of thing they don't want you to remember. Body.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, it's crazy. Wow, yeah, I think yeah, I mean yeah,
I'm gonna move on. I ask Reddit, one of my
favorite little spots, little corners of Reddit, a great little
spot to ask the internet questions. What's a sound everyone
should recognize as immediate danger? As immediate danger? Yes, an alarm?
(17:57):
Yeah obviously so yeah, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
And the rest it's a great answer. That is a
perfect answer. Perfect.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
So top answer was the sound of a cracking tree brunch. Actually, yeah,
a lot of people have died from that lightning.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That doesn't make a sound. Mate, Remember, here's a snake.
This guy said.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Apparently, if you if you live in the snow and
you hear a deep womping sound, womp, I.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't know what a what is that? A one? That's
apparently what you hear before an avalanche happens. Oh. So
another one that I thought was really interesting with someone said,
if you if you.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You're talking to someone who normally speaks well and they
start talking gibberish, there's a good chance they might be
having a stroke.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh s truth or your sight go your peripheral vision
goes and sounds mate sounds Sorry?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, hey, so did you know?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Also this is in til This is the segment that
this is indy I learned today. I learned in nineteen
seventy to know the city Cancun. Have you been to Cancu?
Have you been in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I've been in Mexico. I started Cancoon. I was sudden
the west didn't get to the Yucatan, didn't go to
the east.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, so it's very famous holiday spot now sort of
it leads down to a whole bunch of very very
famous now places in Mexico. In nineteen seventy, can Kun
didn't exist. What do you mean The place for can
Kun was chosen by a computer? What as where in
the world is the most suitable place for a new
(19:24):
resort city in the world?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
What? And then computer chose can Kun based on like
a temperature.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Location in nineteen seventy the city of Cancun had three people.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
What yes, but so so they said, So then what
was so? What it was just three houses or one house?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
On I lived in the same place, who knows family?
But yeah, yeah, there would have been one place, one person,
I assume. Now there's millions of people there, of.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Course can and we all know what Cankun like the
beachfront it's got it's got like high rise buildings and
stuff doesn't Yes, Cancun, yes, but so who who looked
it up on a computer?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
The Mexican government, I assume so, yeah, because they wanted
to make a new resort place cool factory that is, Yeah,
got two.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
More things for you. Where would you put a resort
more things for you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Pedro Pascal has been pretty adamant recently about his support
of the trans community.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
He occasionally reversed trolled people who trolled him.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Reverse trolled, as in like people that comment things.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So the example here is you were my favorite actor,
I'm on following you. This is bullshit, and then he
just throat underneath it, tagged them and just wrote.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, Willan, what do you have you?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Monday I'll be having a brilliant drive home, would try.
I mean I mentioned this just before the song there,
but look about seven years ago.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I mean, yeah, this was on news sites.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
It's not something that we were proud of and hence
we haven't spoken about it for a while.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But we nearly killed an Australian icon.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yes, not intentionally, obviously. We created a sushi role which
we wanted to take off. Spoiler it didn't take off.
But part of us trying to get this sushi roll
some popularity was given it to notable celebrities. Yes, and
we wanted the best chef in Australia to taste.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
The sushi role.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
So who did we bring in here?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Will Ian Huey Hewittson.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hell yeah, the one and only blood, the original outdoor chef.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
First one to do it. He was the first one
to cook outside. Now everyone's doing it in Huey.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
By the way, he was at the TikTok Awards. Did
you know that? No? Yeahs TikTok.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's pig on TikTok now, yeah, Well and we don't
know that because let's be honest, since we almost killed him,
I'm going to say the relationship between us and him
has been a little bit testing.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
We're off the Christmas card list, and it.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Just we've been thinking about this a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Obviously, we've got some audio actually when we almost killed Hue,
which yeah, well I think we have to just to like,
you know, a bit of a bit of color for
the audience here, you'll hear. So we gave him a
sushi roll and the producer bursts in to stop it
from happening.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
With us to come.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And try our wock and wal woods.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
We need opinion, and you've been out the making of
the course.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
He might be allergic to these crustaceans.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
And I died, I'll see you you.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And he did. He did, Yeah, we did, Yeah, he did. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
We settled out of court. But look at the end
of the day, that was the legal side of it sorted.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But I think that that the wash from the legal
incident was that not friends, not mates. Yeah, if we
were at the TikTok Awards, he would have given us
a wide berth.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
So we sort of were running through this list of
celebrities that we've wronged or slighted over the years, and
we had this idea of getting there redeeming ourselves.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Basically, And there's a number of them. There's a number
of them. But I feel like I feel like Hughey's.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
First came off the rank for us because well, ye
as I said, he's an Australian icon. Yeah, he's not.
He's not getting any younger, he's not old. He's not
getting any younger.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
And so I just think right now we've got a
chance to gain his forgiveness. And I think this is
your idea. And I don't say that, don't lead with this.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's bold, it's bold. I think it's bold because our idea.
I think it's our idea. This is something you're really
bad at.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You've suggested that we should try and cook for him
and I and I think I think, given how bad
you are at cooking, that's actually really like it's a
humbling thing to do.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
You know, even if it is I enjoy it, I'm
just doing it for you, Huie.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
He will know that.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
And particularly even that you've tried to cook for celebrity
chefs before. I've had you cook for Maneuver before.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
And this is what he said, maybe you should write
your own cookbook. Yeah, and did not shade with anyone.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah, I mean that hurt. That that really did hurt.
I've made him a moose.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's a bit wet. It was awful, it was a
bit wet. I've also haven't got a lot of time
at the moment newborn, so.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I don't have to My baby's only four months old.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
So we had this wonderful, wonderful idea of telling him
that we're going to make a burger, which seems a
bit simple.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I know that, but I think it's actually kind of realistic, believable.
This is going to go to a bad chef.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
He's going to go like, oh wow, you guys are
so grap at cooking, but you've cooked me a burger.
And then there's this new McDonald's bistro Berne's Angus Berger
which looks amazing, and we just effectively give him that.
But so if we're cooking it in front of him, though, yeah,
well we have to work on that. We'll have to
work on that.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, work that's that's the biggest issue with the cold hands,
and we need to pull off there. Yeah, is going
to be it's going to be very difficult, yes, I
would say, but but the end result is if he
believes we made that burger, yeap, and he puts it
in his mouth. Yes, we're back. We're completely gobsmacked. He'll
be like, how the bloody hell have you done it?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
And more importantly, I think the friendship will be back
on well her bloody hopes that. It's a nice gesture
full stop to say, I'll come and cook for you.
I'm really sorry. Can we cook your meal? Try the
new bistro Bernet's Angus range at McDonald's available for a
living of time.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That'll be tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Cor Y, get this thing on the right path, So
make sure you're tuning in.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Right up next though, Woods, your dad. You got a
story to tell me about your dad. It's all I'm reading.
It just says what his dad's story.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's not just a story, it's just Dad has stumbled
across something that he thinks will help everybody listening right now. Truly,
I think there's a big problem with something that we're doing.
It's something that we've all done, like societal societal. It's
a societal endemic problem. Wow, and Dad thinks he solved it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Wow, I'll tell you what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
As good as having the PM on the show, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No doubt it could be the PM Dad. He's got
the time, he's got the time. It will for a
very long time. I wanted to talk about the fact
that you are a bear beata and I'm sick of it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
What's a bear beata? I'll get to that in a second.
But your one sounds sexral.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
It really does, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's one of those really misleading things. I'll give you
a bit more information. Like slapping myself on the ass,
Is that what it is? No? No, do you you
know I do that every morning to put myself up.
Oh you do a shower, drive myself off and thank myself.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, yeah, well that would make sense that was called
bear beating. But no, bear beating happens on planes. It
doesn't happen in the toilets of a plane, but it
does happen.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
On a plane. Okay, and the latest news. Now I'm
going to cross out to Joe here.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
You could be a bear beater though, sorry, more.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And more hectic.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Can we define what this is before we keep throwing
this around, because otherwise you and I accusing young women
of doing something that I don't know what it is yet.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's fair but when you figure it out, you'll know
that what I'm saying it's harmless, one hundred percent harmless
and makes sense. But so, Joe, it's in the news
today because who's against bear beating?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
So the Indian Minister for Aviation is against fair beating
because I actually don't know why. I only read to
the point where I found out what baar beating is,
which is listening to your music on a playing without headphone,
so playing it out loud.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh, I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'm all sound quality, mate, I'm wearing very good headphones
all the time, or nothing at all, that is, if
I never used my phone speaker once.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Don't you think Joe would be a bear beat today?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, she's the same.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, I meant music. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I just think you're the only one in this team,
you and Analys.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You've beaten bear a number of times.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I don't think I am because I cared too much
around about what the people around me. Oh yeah, Or
I think a bear beata and someone who was able.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
To so you because is it only when people are
around you?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, so bear beating, I think is specifically on planes.
So to bear beat on a plane is to listen
to music without headphones in the new clears of this
issue is this idea that you're putting your enjoyment over
people around you, right, So I just want to throw
a few at you.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, put yourself in a public place, okay.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Do you feel comfortable taking a phone call on speaker
when you're around people?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Let's just keep it on a plane.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Would you take a phone call and engage in a
long phone call on loud speaker when people are around.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You on a plane? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
No, okay, good would you?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I don't really like the idea of having a phone,
corn I love the idea of going you know, I
like going on airplane mode on planes. Yeah, no one
communicate with you. Yeah, I'll go on airplane mode my
whole life. If I could just get rid of your phone,
stop talking to do that. You can over there some
people that need to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You just spent you spent five grand at Apple recently
on our business card, and now you're saying that.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You'd like to live your life on airplane ten grand.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Actually I brought your wife a phone as well. Actually, sorry,
I brought you Yeah, carry on, But he didn't want
the new phone. Didn't trust himself with it. He's like,
give it to my wife.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I got hers, but according to the tax office,
I'm loving that. As you know, Will, my dad is
always trying to find ways to just improve society.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
No he does.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I don't think he's successfully done.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But you need to know that he's always He's always
trying to make people's lives easier.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't think so he is.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
It's his number one goal.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
His number one goal is finding the best biscuit in
the world and trying to improve his man alcove into
a man cave, so your mum takes him out of
a corner of his bedroom.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
And it's true.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
But coming third after that is trying to make people's
lives better and he wants to see some widespread change
at all clothing alteration stores.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Now, when's the last time you had any clothing altered?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Probably about a year ago for a wedding.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
What did you get done?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I need to get most pants taken in because I've
got short legs.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
This was just a trap.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I don't want you to say that.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Nothing more to say it has stumpy legs. No longer
torso and shorter legs.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
No, don't, don't call it a long to what you do?
What you what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You've got stumpy legs?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
And you always say I've got a long torso, and
I'm like, he doesn't, he's got a normal.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I do very sure. No, no long because I'm taller
than you.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
There's no need to bring that.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I've got shorter legs in you that I'm told in you. Yeah,
how do you explain that your head?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You have a massive, massive head anyway, Sorry, back on, dad,
So sure you've experienced clothing altering stores?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
How is the service excellent?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Okay, I got I got to a great place called
nine Stitches in Fairfield.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
This isn't supposed to be a little paid bit mate.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Well, you've had a crack at me. I'm going to
start plugging my game, plugging.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
My guys, my guys at nine Stitches, my boys, they
do a great job in there.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do. Here's the thing.
Dad doesn't think they do a good job at nine Stitches.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well, just across the board anywhere, right, because he he
is of the view that no clothing alterations store offers
something which they all should what's that?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
So Dad went and got some new pants from gas man.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah right, he.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Was with his fifty year membership, got them on the points.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
They all know him.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You want to know the sales section. Sir over there
in the back left, got some pants.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
He loves them. He always wears these pants. Every day.
Is wearing these pants? Cool?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
But he needed to get them taken up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So he goes to I'm not sure if it was
nine Stitches, but he goes to a clothing alteration store.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
He explains the situation. The person goes, yep, no worries.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
They go into the changing room together, they're doing the
pining and whatever, and then so Dad's done.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
He's like, yep, you've pinned them all.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Sure, and the guy goes, okay, you can take your
pants off anyway. Dad takes his pants off and chucks
them over the wall and then realizes, how am I
going to get out of the store. I now don't
have any pants? Oh yeah, but just because he came
in the pants.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
That that's not the clothing alterations.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Dad was telling me the story.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He was like, oh, this must happen all the time,
and he said the most outrageous thing is when I
explained the situation to the woman who had altered my pants,
I said, have you got any loaners?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
No, you're not taking your car mechanic for a servance.
That's what he thought you should get.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He's like, I'll take a line, a pair of heads,
and i'll bring him back in a week.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I had to drive how many jocks
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