November 11, 2025 • 39 mins
- Would you let us take over your wedding?
- Loose Change Legends
- Wrong jocks - wrong day
- Party at your parents place
- Luke Bateman - From footy to fantasy novels
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm thinking that I want to engage in a business
agreement with one of you guys who has a wedding
coming up. So before I get to that, though, I've
been inspired by a real story Will.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So there was this.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Groom in in France. His name is Dagobert Reneuth.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And you're so childish.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bert, Sorry anyway, So he was he was struggle to
pay for the wedding coming out.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh daggsy and sorry sorry, funny great? What is his name?
Dagobert go with Robert? Sorry anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He decides to pay for the wedding that he would
sell ad space on his tucks.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So I'll show you a photo here. He literally his
what's his? But like, what's his? Who's watching his wedding?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, he just thought lots of people are going to
be there. He'll post it on social media. Obviously he's
an influencer of some sort. Like no, I don't think
he but you you didn't have to pay much, Analysts saying.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I didn't actually read the whole story. I just read
Dagoberton laughed. So he sold his jacket as a billboard.
He's got one hundred thousand followers. This is a good deal.
So his taxedo though, was just full of companies right,
awful look, but also free wedding, right, not a free wedding,
It just helped pay for the wedding. Now, will, will
(01:36):
you know I'm a businessman, right, Here's what I'm thinking.
A lot of people are going to be getting married
over the next year here in Australia. We don't have
much promotion, we don't have much marketing out there. I'm
thinking we could engage in business agreements with people that
are about to get married. Right, we pay for some
of their wedding, but then we get our ads all
over their wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
We've got lalor here, Layla, you've got a wedding coming up?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Hello, yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Indeed in March, would you be open to Will and
I put in a bit of ad space up at
your wedding, so you know, probably some will and Woody
signage and whatnot at your wedding if we could come
to an arrangement as to a fee to be exchanged, one.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Hundred percent did totally fine with that. All one hundred
and twenty guests. I think they would love it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, Okay, So signage. Yes, there's more, because that's not
enough for mine. Would you be open to Will and
I broadcasting live from your ceremony?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We would love that, Okay? Would you be get it
from this promo for one hundred people?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
One hundred people though they're all talking about no offense Laylor,
but they're all going to be talking about us.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They're not talking about the bride anymore. Okay, that's okay,
don't you think?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, So broadcast live from the wedding. We have to
be mentioned in the vows.
Speaker 9 (02:52):
Okay, okay, I'll have to consult my fiance on that one.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
This is the easiest.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then there's a game of can you hear it
at the end of the ceremony as well, and that
will responsive as well.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
I love that game.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Are you being serious, Leila?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I am being serious? Indeed.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
I love any here. I always play along.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
On the afterdoon.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So how much money are you expecting for this business agreement?
By the way, because I'm deadly serious about this, Okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
How much?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Name your price. I'm happy with anything.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
I'm happy with anything.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Five grand.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh, I was going to start with one.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
Oh, okay, all right, did you come up to two
point five?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, hey, let me talk to you my business part real.
I'm going to check you on hold well the white.
I didn't think this would go so well.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I thought I was going to get rejected, Yes, so
flat rejected in the vowels.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We're in the vowels, can you hear it?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We're doing a broadcast live and we're going to have
signage all over a wedding. Now when I think for
two point five k, that's a pretty good deal and
we could do this all year.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What I want to do, I want to know what
we do. It's what we do. We just put our
branding all over weddings. But it's one hundreds of the
one hundred and twenty people. Yeah, it's not a lot
ten weddings, ten times ten. How many is that? Ten thousand?
I don't know if I want to give a two
and a half thousands.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I mean, ask Joe, she's in control of the money, man,
Is this a good I just feel like this is genius.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know if it's genius. Throw that term around
fair enough.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'd be comfortable handing over a thousand thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Right, let's go back to fair do you think boys?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Hey Laila, Hello, we're back m look a thousand dollars
our final offer and we're being deadly serious.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Okay, could you come up to fifteen hundred?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
In the vowels.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We're in the vowels, We're in the valves, We're in
the vows. We're in the vows. Okay, yeah, no, I
think I want to stay in the vows. You definitely
want to stay in the vows. Leila.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
If there's any future children, you'll have to name them
either Will and Will or what he.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Done, go a little boy.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I'm happy with either of those names. Perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You've got yourself a deal at fifteen hundred.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Oh god, so much.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You guys are amazing. Oh my god. I literally had
a dream that this segment happens.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
I had a dream a few weeks ago that I
won money for my wedding on kiss Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That is when's your when's your wedding? When's your wedding?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
March few more much?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Where you're from?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Where I'm from, the Hills District, Sydney.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, so the wedding where's the wedding happening?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
One hundred Alley beautiful love. You guys can come with.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
You want.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
From them? Are coming, We are coming. We'll see we'll
see you. They're like, all right, well that speaking the producers.
We're making that heavenly fast.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's for your layla. Wow, I'll ruin her day. Well yeah,
I think it will.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
She's got to talk to her fiance. Okay, that'll be interesting.
I think they could come back with interest.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Your chance to win over five grand. It's loose changed legends.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Will and what is loose change legends?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I've been saying over five grand because we don't know
how much over five grand. Just had it confirmed that
it is more than five thousand dollars. If you're just
joining us, the idea is that we drop a certain
amount of loose change into a bowl. For those listening yesterday,
that has changed, and I assume this will change it.
There might be a few more iterations of how we
do this as we go along. We are kind of
(06:42):
making this up as we go, but.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm happy with boll today. I think bowl's going well. Okay,
you go feedback, You've got feedback always. You're holding it
back always.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Feedback is my absoute specialty. I will find them flying
their ointment every time. Now, I'm just gonna go ou
tell how much money have we got? Now?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Jojos? You what we're increasing it by two forty eight
ninety five to forty eight ninety five. What where did
that come from?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm just trying to really spread it out so that
we don't use all of our money today.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
If we want to increase it more, is the week
go two fifty because budgets are tight. That's a tight man, Okay,
watching every sight.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So you're playing for two thousand, sorry, five thousand, two
hundred and forty eight dollars and ninety five cents.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Apparently, how good is that? Brian? You're there?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Brian, Brian, Yo a Brine. I'm good, mate, I'm good.
You're playing for five thousand, two hundred and forty eight
dollars and ninety five cents.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
My friend, here we go. Tell me Brian, how much
money is this?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Is there?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Seven dollars sixty five cents?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, it is not. No, it is not, Bryan, No,
it is not.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Good guess though, good guess. I don't think I'll give
any more hints there. Good on your Brian, Christy, Christy,
you want to have a crack.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You want to have a go?
Speaker 8 (08:03):
I do I want to have a go?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you want to you want to redrop?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I want to redrop?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
All right? There we go? There it is?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Can we go one more time?
Speaker 10 (08:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, no, I won't. I won't know. She's had to drop, Christie.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
I want to say, there is four dollars fifty in there?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Fifty? What are you hearing, Christy? Because we haven't actually
spoken to anyone about what they're what they're hearing at
this stage, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
It sounds like a couple of two dollar coins sit
in the bowl, right, and maybe a bigger coin.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh so you think it's two in a fifty?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Incorrect? Incorrect?
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Higher or lower?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I can't tell you. You guys having a great drive home.
You're just joining us. It is loose change. Legends are
dropping some loose change in a bullets? What the show
has come to? And FID and forty eight dollars ninety
five cents is the current tally?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
If you can guess how much money this is, Marianna,
do you want to redrop?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 10 (09:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Here we go. Do you know what Marianna, I'm also
going to give you a second option here.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Okay, we need to have these chats after go on
the fly, Marianna, I can do a redrop of all
the coins, or I can just drop one coin at random,
so you get an idea of what one coin.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Is in there, Yeah, Oliver, and makes more sense. All right,
here we go. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yep, uh dollar fifty dollar incorrect?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Incorrect? Interesting, it is injured. What were you hearing, Marianna.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
That's dollar fifty two dollars?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Maybe, yeah, we'll be hearing that. What's I heard? So
it's a badly phrased question.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, like what what are the individual coins that you
heard that make up your dollar fifty?
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Maybe like a dollar coin fifty coin?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So just you heard two coins? Yes, yes, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Okay, So Mariana had two coins, and the call before
her he had three coins.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Maybe as a hint for today, we'll do another loose
change drop maybe a little bit later in the show
as a hint for today. There's more than three coins.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yep, we'll leave that.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
There is five thousand dollars nored and forty eight dollars
ninety five cents you can guess how much money is
getting dropped in the ball for loose change legends another drop,
able to do another drop at the top of hour,
so at five o'clock, another.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Top of hout. It's a bit of radio lingo for
you guys. There you go if you want to get
into the buz's what you'll say. So the reason we
say that is because the start of.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Thirteen one oh six five, please call us, were you
wearing the wrong jocks on the wrong day.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now, the reason.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm talking about this, I've been told to avoid one
part of this story, which is home invasions.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Apparently you've gone there. That's the thing at the moment
when you when you're saying that you're going to avoid something,
don't go there. What are you doing? I'm moving past it.
This is me moving past it. So I'm avoiding that.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But anyway, this guy gets home invaded and the woman's
got scissors, right.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You're doing it.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm just I've got to explain the bit. So she
runs in. I just can't dwell on it too much.
So anyway, she runs in. It's in Queensland. Where deep
in Queensland? Anyway, So she runs in. She's got the scissors.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
He comes running.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Out terrifying situation, terrifying situation to go and deal with it. Right,
he comes running out to go and do it, but
he's not. I don't know whether this is what he
sleeps in these jocks, he sleeps in them normally, or
he's just it looks like, because I mean, this guy,
this guy's looking not a comment on his weight, just
to give you guys the contrast. It looks like he
weighs over one hundred killos. This guy, he's a big
he's a heavy set guy. He's wearing what can only
(11:50):
be described as a leap print g string. It is like,
I don't know whether that was at tactic to shock
the invader time you wouldn't have time.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And again it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Honestly looks like he's grabbed a piece of his going like, oh, well,
because you don't know if it's a home invade, you
just here annoy. So he puts something on and he
looks like I don't know anyway, it's a look at
the photos, very funny.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Monday nights for him is just obviously leopard print mondays
and it was just the wrong night for a house invader.
And he's like, I'm gonna have to deal with that,
but in my Leopard g string.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
So thirteen one and six five is a great example
of wearing the wrong jocks on the wrong day.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This could be anything. I mean, I got dacked. I
got decked a few times.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
But one of the ones that remember that I remember
very vividly was I was in year five. I was
eleven years old. I was on the basketball court. And look,
when you're eleven years old, you don't choose your jocks.
Your mum goes to target. She chooses your jocks, and
you just got.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
To deal with that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
And then at some point she's putting him in the
wash and they got holes in them, and she's like,
better get will from new jog shops. Anyway, she brought
me these red Wife Red Rios. Do you remember Rios
Rio the bottom of the barrel? Awful but cheap. Mum
had four kids, cheap, four sets of red Rios six
six pack. No, sorry, I would have got a expect multicolor,
but the red roy is my last choice.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Of course, you know, you've.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Always got the emergency set of jocks that you just
gotta got there that like, I hate wearing them, but
sometimes when all my other jocks are in the wash,
I've got to wear them anyway, wrong jock's wrong day.
I had the Red Rio wife fronts on and I
got dacked on the basketball court.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You'd rather be you'd rather go commando there.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I would rather be double yeah than show off that
I was wearing Red Renos.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, I would red Rios, no offense Rio.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't know if you're still making drugs, but it
just it just wasn't Maybe they've done a bit of
a turnaround. Maybe Red Rios are cool now, but it
might have been when we're in school that was rock bottom.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
So dacking is a very bad time to wearing the
wrong jocks on the wrong day. The other the other
one that I think, and this comes to mind from
the movie Bridget Jones for mine, is if you get
lucky and you're wearing the wrong jocks, a shocking moment
which Hugh Grant made very funny in the movie Bridget Gionts.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
These are very silly little boots.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
This is a very silly little drake.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
Absolutely enormous purpose.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I don't even apologize.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
I like them.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hello mommy, all right, so thix over to you guys,
do you get dacked.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Did you get lucky?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We were wearing the wrong jocks when you got home,
invaded anything whereby people got to see your underwear? Were
you wearing the wrong jocks on the wrong day? Ausha,
This is someone you know. Sounds like it was you,
someone who knows. I say, if I was calling a
radio station.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
I'm a doctor, so people offer come to me to
get you know, checked out. And this particular lady was
rushing in for the appointment and stuff, and I had
to do some sort of private examination and everything. So
she turned out to come out in her husband's underpants
because she was rush to get into the appointment.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
A husband's jocks.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So cute, though, isn't that funny? There anything that's funny?
Initial looked like for a woman.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
He was a bit surprised to see you go, a.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Bit of a shock, But for a woman wearing her
husband's jocks.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Have you ever had a man come in wearing a
female underwear?
Speaker 9 (15:11):
I haven't gone that far yet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I tell you, it's hard to be a guy in
the world at the moment. I'm telling you, preach, will preach.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm telling you it's just thought for the men just
let's to marry any such a button for the producers,
it is, it is, It's okay, I'm joking, joking, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Radio Mary am Hello, your partner is a story about
your partner.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
It wasn't actually jocks. He was actually man keeney.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
He thought he would be a bit funny for the
day and crack a bit of a laugh, and he did.
It definitely gave me a bit of laugh when he
walked out of that bedroom and he decided to go
outside on avanda. Avaranda is very covered with a lot
of bushes and stuff, so he decided to go outside
and a brenda and sit there and have a smoke
in his mankinie. And at the same time the post
(16:04):
he come up the stairs and let's just say the
cup doesn't hold everything in.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh and it wasn't.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
The best scene for for the posty. But yeah, he
have a laugh now, but back then he was. He
was devastated and it was he was obviously a bit embarrassed,
but a bit funny.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Now did he have to sign for the package? Liked it?
Was there a forced interaction with the posty? That's a
good Christian?
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Sorry, what was that?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Do you have to sign for the package.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Because I do that that can be awkward with the
with the posty.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
I was actually outside with him because I was actually
like taking a photo of him sitting there in his
man ken because I thought it was bloody hilarious. And
then comes his posty and I've turned around and he's
seen my partner I sit in there with his legs
crossed like like like a like an L shape, so
it's like four open leg.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
The funny thing is, you know, if you were a
post and it said on the instructions leaving a safe place,
I take one look.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
At him and be like, this is junior producer.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Analyse is in the studio shoes from gen Z and
we're trying to find out.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Which generation who's most out of touch alone it's Will
and Woodies. This one should be really easy, Analyse.
Speaker 13 (17:41):
I'm ready for it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Like this is just a little warm up to be honest. Okay,
Piece of Cake two thousand and three. How old were
we three?
Speaker 11 (17:50):
Well, well, it depends what time of the year, but
in two in early three, all right, technicality two or three?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Donna did the same thing to Brittany as she did
to Christina Aguilera, Oh god, what was that thing?
Speaker 10 (18:07):
Now?
Speaker 11 (18:08):
I think it might have been at the MTV Awards,
I'm assuming. And so she did to Brittany and then
she did.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It to Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 13 (18:19):
Did she get with Eminem?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Did she get with Eminem?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Did she get with Donna?
Speaker 13 (18:26):
Get with Eminem? Eminem and Christina Aguilera got together. Yeah,
they got together and that was a bit got.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Together like they were a couple.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But if the question is the same thing, so maybe
she and Christina Aguilera, how is getting with Eminem?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The answer to that, you thought she did the same
thing as Brittany and Christina? No, no, no, the question
she did the same thing. So she's done something to
Brittany and then she went and did it to Christina.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What did she do?
Speaker 13 (18:57):
Stole the song?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Correct?
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Okay, copied an outfit?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Sorry? Sorry, nothing is so MTV. You're right, MTV Awards.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
So it was right, it's MTV makes sense, classy.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, you don't get any points for that.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Can it give you more advice like I can do
my own.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yes. It's a huge moment.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Probably the moment of these MTV Awards because Madonna did
something same thing to Brittany and Christina.
Speaker 13 (19:25):
She god, Madonna's Madonna's big public.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
She just some wacky stuff's bold. So what's wacky that
she could do? To Christina Aguila and Britney Spears.
Speaker 13 (19:35):
O god like flash them?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't know a boot boot A little.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
Like behind the stage, Britty So final answers.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That can't be right. They're on stage together, give you
a bit more?
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Turned off their mics, got them classic Madonna prank, singing
to your mis guys, the queen is it?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No? No, she didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Performing like a virgin, she proceeded to kiss kiss I
knew it. I knew it, didn't you said.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Turn off her mics, said, turn off their microphones. She
was too busy kissing them. Mate, come on, that's one
to us. Yeah, iconic as well. How you do that performing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Like a virgin?
Speaker 13 (20:23):
I do remember it, because I am quite.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't remember it. You're three years old? No, no, no,
that's the end of that. You don't remember in.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
Pop culture, like, I'm very like. I study pop culture
at UNI, so I know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
This stuff and you missed that.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
I just forget about it, you know, I just put
it in the back burner.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Study pop culture.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Actually do that was my whole course.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Was the course was called pop culture, it was called media.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
But you.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Do this every week just like you weren't. Oh, shut out,
Just give us one h okay, great?
Speaker 13 (20:50):
Who is Madison Beer?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, Maddie Maddie. I don't make it, doesn't gat Queen's.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
My mom would say, Maddie. Does she taken her name
from Maggie Maddie Beer.
Speaker 13 (21:05):
No, it's very confusing Madison.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Because she knows Maggie's got the real estate on the
on that Aggie sound.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, probably, but be silly, that would be.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I don't feel to be outdone by a boomer, outdone
by a woman who doesn't break.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, it's a great cake.
Speaker 13 (21:18):
I'm sure she can cook to Madison Madison Beer. She
cooks some things.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'll tell you what she should. She cooked something. I'm
just a.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Breaking bad things cooking that she's cooking something?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is she that's that's that's misleading. Cooking is misleading, is it?
I don't know. Don't wink at me. You just winked
at me. I noticed.
Speaker 13 (21:48):
Maybe I'm using cooking in a different way that.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You guys use it. She parties, she parties? No, okay,
so she doesn't party. Madison beer, Madison beer.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
But that's not her job.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Is she an athlete of some sort? No, damn what athlete.
Speaker 13 (22:10):
She's a singer. She's cooking in the studio. She's cooking
bangers like this.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Alright, this household drag. Everyone knows this one.
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Alright, make make your mind, make a good song.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Do we have another question? I'm reaching my limit? Another
easy one, really easy one. What is cool runnings?
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Oh, Jamaican Bob sub team Bang Bang.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Let's talk about the birthday bash of all birthday bashes.
Chris Jenner has had her seventieth birthday. All reports that
this flow rider banger was playing when everyone arrived.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Welcome.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
She was.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
At the front, get in it. A couple of people
who were there.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oprah, it wasn't her house though, right, it actually wasn't. Hilariously, So,
I don't know. I don't know how this happens.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
But so she decides to host her seventieth birthday at
Jeff Bezos's house.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
He might have offered that's a weird offer. Maybe she's
maybe she's got ranked digs.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No, she doesn't. Maybe because she's got strong dig ranked No,
they've got good digs. Have you seen keeping up with
the Kardashian No fair enough, fair enough. Well, I've glanced
at it, got good digs, like they could have easily
hosted a party. But you know, I made good mates.
They're good friends. I get it. But I'm good mates
with you. But I wouldn't say to you, Hey, my
(23:46):
birthday is coming up. Can I do it at your house?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I think that happens as you get older, is that right? Yeah,
it happens as you get older.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Fiftieths and sixtieths can happen in other people's places.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I've got It's an offer you make.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh really, yeah, yeah, you go like, oh, you having
your birthday because you know, just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
As you get older, more people end up with more
money than others, and they're.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Just like, hey, look i've got this great house and.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
The ta the kids have all moved out. It's got space.
They got space and cash. Please give me something to do. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
And they get to host, and you know, they love
having people. I'm sure Jeff strikes me as a guy
that loves to host, loves me as a great strikes
me as a great heart.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I think he likes the celebrities liking bears. Yeah, it's
the vibe that I get off Jeff. Anyway, that the
idea his.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Name is Jeff, isn't it. I don't know why that
is funny. It's definitely funny. I don't ever think like
Jeff Bezos. Sounds like Jeff Bezos. But when you break
it down, like feel weird. Like if you if you
were at the party and you walked up to him,
would you say, good Jeff Jeff? She said, it doesn't
sound quite right, Like it doesn't They wake up Jeff, like,
you know, it's a kind of powerful right when it's
(24:53):
Jeff right, Jeff's knowing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Anyway, when I heard though that the party was held
at jeff by the way house, if he'd mowed a lawn, Jeff,
If Jeff Bezos mows the lawn and someone managed to
take a photo of that and cause it Jeff's mowing that.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Brilliant, that would break the internet.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, that would so get out there, Internet people, someone
photo We could just photo shop.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Sure you can photoshop Bezos into a lawn. Mile Maddie
our new digital boy. There's a great job for you.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
That's our digital post today. It's going to be an
AI version of Jeff Bezos mowing a lawn. It's just
Jeff awesome, awesome. Anyway, back to the party, Back to
the party. So the idea that Chris Jenner had a
party at Jeff Bezos's house, it kind of I feel
like Jeff Bezos is like dad here, like like daddy,
And it kind of feels like those moments when you
(25:44):
host a party in your parents' house and they don't
know about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the moments that
you'd find out that someone was hosting a party in
like a mum and dad's house or a family home
and they.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Were going to be away from the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Was all, but then every time it happened, something goes wrong.
That is what I want to hear about right now.
I'm fourteen, one oh six five. Did you host a
party at mum and dad's house? Or were you at
a party which was clearly at a mum and dad's house?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And what went wrong? Because I so.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I was at a massive house party and this was
obviously a mum and dad had gone away for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Corey Worthington's wasn't well, no, it wasn't. Corey Worthington level.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
But honestly though, it kind of started kicking off a
bit Corey Worthington X because there's no parents are there.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You just you're just like you're just wild. Yeah, you
when you know the smell blood in the water day,
you just do wild stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And so we decided at one point to get all
the food out of the fridge and just start throwing
it at cars that were driving.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Part just madness. I don't condone it. Just horrific.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Fifteen years I've pitched that a bit younger, horrific twelve twelve,
horrific behavior.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But then so one of the cars that we hit,
they just like slammed on the brakes. Four huge guys
got out of the car and just started rampaging through
the house. So naturally kids are just like, let's just
fleet to get the hell out of here. We just
start running to the back of the house. They flip
a pool table, they rip down the fridge, they trashed
the hand I had to jump over the back fence.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh, chivalry is not dead. I nailed the car and
then was like, I'm out of here. I've done my job.
I just think these stories always get wild. Such a rat.
I was. I'm not going to deny that I was
a rat, but I think I'm reformed rat.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I do have some exclusive audio of inside as well.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Wil beevors into this.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know how to party, so I
want to know, Yeah, what happened when you throw a
party parents' house?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
What went wrong? Emma thirty six five? Your siblings threw
a party at your parents' house?
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Hey, boys, Yes they did so. My older siblings had
asked my parents if they could throw a party while
we were into state and we.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Were only await for the.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Long weekend in January, and we came home to permanent
marker all over the walls, the back of the toilet,
the couch. Everyone had written ozzy ossy ossy Oi Oi
oi all over their bodies. They had gone in the
pool and it had obviously run. One of the boys
had jumped off the roof into the pool with his
(28:41):
eyebrow open, and they somehow managed to get the you know,
the fireworks shooters from Bali.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
They had those, so they.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Were shooting that around the pool.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
We came home, the house was trashed. There was broken
glass all over the driveway, and my sister was severely
hungover in bed and my brother was really grumpy that
she wasn't able.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
To help clean up.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
What do you folks say?
Speaker 6 (29:10):
They went hard my parents. Look, they didn't mind their
prickpool parents.
Speaker 12 (29:14):
They didn't mind, but they were like, you need to
get out of bed, and you need to clean this.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, you clean it up? Then playing on. That's a
great party.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Is there a part of you that's like, you know now,
like if I got home and I don't know, say
Max as a teenager, God forbid in ten years or whatever,
and she is a party, Like if I get home
and it's like.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Wow, sounds like a good bash. Yeah, they're a part
of you that's like, you know, kind of proud. Definitely.
It's like you're one of the cool kids.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Like you are going to be the queen on Monday
when you go to school, you know what I mean?
Like I'm dropping you off Monday because you are going
to be the queen to go to Zach you and
I think I'll be like I'll be like forcing like, hey,
and the.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Girl's going over for a sleepover.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
H have a few drinks and be like no Dad
would no Dad? As in like soft drink, what's often
it's got a Zach here six five something something.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What happened when you threw a party at your parents house?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
We put my mum's friend's car into the swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Income, So at what point did you decide getting in
the car was a good idea when you were having
a party.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Well, we tried to move it at the time, and
we put it in the wrong gear and yet.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
The pool was someone was in it when it went
in the pool.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah, at the time.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So your sister drove your mom's car into your pool.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
So we were young at the time. And what happened
We tried to move the car out of the shed
and put it in the wrong gear reverse or something.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Zach, I'm curious. How do you get a car out
of a pool?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
They had to get it picked up by a crane.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Oh, man, and your sister got out, okay, Zack.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, it was congradible.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh handy handy covenue.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Luke Bateman used to play football for the Canberra Raiders,
retired and recently got a two book deal with Atrio Books,
the same publishers as Colin Hoover and Taylor Jenkins read
doing Fantasy Footballer. Fantasy author he joins us right now
the TikTok star on Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Mate, welcome, thanks boys, So can you run us through?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Look mate, how you go from NRL player to getting
outrageously popular on TikTok effectively reviewing fantasy romance books. We
actually got a little bit of audio here of your
one of your first tiktoks where you were talking about it.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Just been introduced to the book talk community. Love of
all things fantasy.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
There's a lot of females here and you all love
smart and spice. Look, I think I might have to
have a little delve into it myself and see what
all the fuss about.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
That?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
How did you get there? Luke?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Mate, I've always been a reader my entire life.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
As for the the smart and their ow mance, that's
that's been within the past twelve months and then and
I TikTok has or book talk has really allowed me.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
What is BookTalk, Luke, I'm fresh to that. What is that?
Speaker 10 (32:39):
Book talk is just a like a subsection of TikTok.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
If you get you, if you get your algorithm to
work right, you'll end up on book talk And it's
just for everybody talking about.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Books book related.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
One of the books that's absolutely popping off on book
talk right now is Fourth Wing.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Have you have you done any Fourth Wing, Luke?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
I haven't. I haven't got into the Fourth Wings. Yeah,
which is there? I'm pretty sure it's the Emperian series.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
I haven't read any of the Imperience series yet, but
everyone keeps telling me that it's unreal, so I think
it'll it'll have to be next year.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
What's been your favorite like romance fantasy novel to this point.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Oh, tough one probably. I read one recently for a.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
Book club called The Bronze Cosman for Pauline Assignment, and
it's it's romance, is just sensational.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
It's funny what you were asking before. How he's got
to this. A lot of people can't see Luke. You
might be able to go on someone our socials, but
you take one look at Luke and you hear the voice,
and then you hear what he does, and I think
one plus one equals too pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
The guys, I mean we're talking about it before.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The guy's jaw like you can't even see that the
seat rest in the car because his jaw is so solid.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
He's got these eyes.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Air Bags wouldn't work on that jaw, just like puncture
a hole in the air bag straight away.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You're a gorgeous looking man like you.
Speaker 10 (34:00):
Really, I think you give me too much credit.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Boyle as well? My god, yeah, someone put him out?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Are you single, Luke while you're reading these romance novels?
Speaker 7 (34:10):
I am single, guys, but I live in live in
the remote western Queensland out back, so there's not I
wouldn't say even if someone was interested in me, they'd
probably struggle.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Fow. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
You're almost like you're like a princess in a far
away tower people go on a quest to get to.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
That's actually, that's that's good inspiration for my book actually
in there.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Hey, I really want to talk to you about this
this image, because look, I it took me a long
time to sort of admit to probably my mates that
I'm I'm a bit of a nerd. I love books, particularly,
I love fantasy. I love Harry Potter, I heard it before.
You like Brandon Sanderson, I love Robert Jordan. They're all
that Wheel of Wheel of Time. Wheel of Time is
probably my favorite, probably my favorite fantasy series ever. Yeah,
(34:57):
I really did. Yeah, but let's not go into this
because people going to cry out and get right into it.
But I'm interested to know. I was reading before that
when you were on football trips with Rugby League, that
you would hide in the toilets to read your book.
And then I was also reading that only twelve percent
of gen z men actually read books.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So can you talk to me about like what.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Degree of bravery it took you to sort of stick
your hand up and say, hello, I am who I am,
I look how I look, and I love fantasy books.
And also how rewarding maybe that's been as a guy
to admit that this is a nice thing to do.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Mate, I'll be one of the hardest things of that
in my life, to be honest, you know, when you're
surrounded by bokes in that elk of you know, of
I suppose all that cultural sort of stigma. It was
really hard and I actually copped a lot of flak
from like my mates when I first come out and
started talking about it as a femine flack around it.
(35:59):
I just got to the life where I just really
wanted to be myself. And when you're very I suppose
when you're very grounded in who you are and in
your own truth.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
A lot of that outside noise is easy to overcome,
which I and I wasn't for a very long time.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
The outside noise really did affect me for a very
long time.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, so would you Did you put the books away
during your NRL career?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Then the books are the boks are hidden in the
bottom of my bag, like when if we travel, They've
been the bottom of my bag. And then I'd go
and lock myself in the toilet, and you know, I'd
be in there farf now. And I remember, like for me, roommates,
roommates were like, what are you doing in there? But
I'm like, I just you know, I've got a website
up or something, you know. Time they're reading about I mean,
(36:49):
they're reading about And it's funny because I was almost
more comfortable reading a fancy book.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I literally just had that thought, to think that it's
so accepted a month, it's more acceptable, actual dudes, that
you'd been in another room in some far flung, perverted
corner of the internet as opposed to just reading a
book mate.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
And it's crazy, and it's really crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You have you had a lot of blogs reaching out
to you, Luke, thanking you for being open about loving books.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Mate, I actually have and it's been really like that's
the most rewarding part for me. I always say that
I make my content for a twelve year old Luke
Babman who never got to see someone like him who
loved the same things that he did. And I think
I get a lot of blokes reaching out just saying
like thank you, you know, for giving their permission to
love books and love reading, and that always means like
(37:42):
the most to me. And I've got a really beautiful
message the other day from a man who had a
young son and he actually was just like, mate, thank
you so much, Like I want to instill this love
in my son. And it's so good to see people
like you talking about it openly.
Speaker 10 (37:56):
It really doesn't mean a lot to me when when
men reach.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Out, Oh that's awesome. Are actually part of a book
club which is just thirty five years old, which is
really like, it's amazing. It's actually so good for the
guys listening out there. How much more fulfilling it is
to catch up with other guys and talk about like
actually had something to talk about, like talking about death
and love you're not doing about gambling, not.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
Just talking Yeah, not just talking about like gambling and
who won the footy last night, like an actual conversation
a bit. That's the other thing I've had a lot of.
I actually have a lot of the people to reach
out because obviously speak very openly about my gambling diction
and my rehab and struggles with that, and I have
a lot of men also reach out in that regard
and say, hey, man, I'm also struggling with the same thing.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
So it's a very prevalent.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
And I just said, you know, me talking about it
gives others the ability to shed some of the shame
that it's surrounded him.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Wow, Jesus, been enlightening talking to you, Luke. Thanks so
much for coming on the show.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
Thanks boys, I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
When when your book comes at Loki, let us know
because we'll we'll check it into rotation at the book club.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Yeah, it has to be one of the monthly books
of the book Club books.
Speaker 10 (39:04):
Yeah, it'll be.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I wrote the book hopefully like a lot of you know,
I want everyone to love it, but especially Maden Boys.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Oh cool, all right, mate, Well look we'll get you
to come down to the book club.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It'll have to be a ticket and event.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Though, my god, the women that'll be loving out the front,
but in security.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The wives usually don't want to come to book club
and Bateman's coming.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I'm coming to book club. I love you to.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
Talk to you. Good chat boys.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Are you very congratulations with all your success.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
You want to vote for Luke at the TikTok Awards
that closes sixteenth Novembers and make sure you get involved.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Love it to have you on the show. Luke Bateman
on willing Woody It's Kiss
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm thinking that I want to engage in a business
agreement with one of you guys who has a wedding
coming up. So before I get to that, though, I've
been inspired by a real story Will.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So there was this.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Groom in in France. His name is Dagobert Reneuth.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And you're so childish.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bert, Sorry anyway, So he was he was struggle to
pay for the wedding coming out.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh daggsy and sorry sorry, funny great? What is his name?
Dagobert go with Robert? Sorry anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He decides to pay for the wedding that he would
sell ad space on his tucks.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So I'll show you a photo here. He literally his
what's his? But like, what's his? Who's watching his wedding?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, he just thought lots of people are going to
be there. He'll post it on social media. Obviously he's
an influencer of some sort. Like no, I don't think
he but you you didn't have to pay much, Analysts saying.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I didn't actually read the whole story. I just read
Dagoberton laughed. So he sold his jacket as a billboard.
He's got one hundred thousand followers. This is a good deal.
So his taxedo though, was just full of companies right,
awful look, but also free wedding, right, not a free wedding,
It just helped pay for the wedding. Now, will, will
(01:36):
you know I'm a businessman, right, Here's what I'm thinking.
A lot of people are going to be getting married
over the next year here in Australia. We don't have
much promotion, we don't have much marketing out there. I'm
thinking we could engage in business agreements with people that
are about to get married. Right, we pay for some
of their wedding, but then we get our ads all
over their wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
We've got lalor here, Layla, you've got a wedding coming up?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Hello, yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Indeed in March, would you be open to Will and
I put in a bit of ad space up at
your wedding, so you know, probably some will and Woody
signage and whatnot at your wedding if we could come
to an arrangement as to a fee to be exchanged, one.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Hundred percent did totally fine with that. All one hundred
and twenty guests. I think they would love it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, Okay, So signage. Yes, there's more, because that's not
enough for mine. Would you be open to Will and
I broadcasting live from your ceremony?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We would love that, Okay? Would you be get it
from this promo for one hundred people?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
One hundred people though they're all talking about no offense Laylor,
but they're all going to be talking about us.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They're not talking about the bride anymore. Okay, that's okay,
don't you think?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, So broadcast live from the wedding. We have to
be mentioned in the vows.
Speaker 9 (02:52):
Okay, okay, I'll have to consult my fiance on that one.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
This is the easiest.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And then there's a game of can you hear it
at the end of the ceremony as well, and that
will responsive as well.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
I love that game.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Are you being serious, Leila?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I am being serious? Indeed.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
I love any here. I always play along.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
On the afterdoon.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So how much money are you expecting for this business agreement?
By the way, because I'm deadly serious about this, Okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
How much?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Name your price. I'm happy with anything.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
I'm happy with anything.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Five grand.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh, I was going to start with one.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
Oh, okay, all right, did you come up to two
point five?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, hey, let me talk to you my business part real.
I'm going to check you on hold well the white.
I didn't think this would go so well.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I thought I was going to get rejected, Yes, so
flat rejected in the vowels.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We're in the vowels, can you hear it?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We're doing a broadcast live and we're going to have
signage all over a wedding. Now when I think for
two point five k, that's a pretty good deal and
we could do this all year.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What I want to do, I want to know what
we do. It's what we do. We just put our
branding all over weddings. But it's one hundreds of the
one hundred and twenty people. Yeah, it's not a lot
ten weddings, ten times ten. How many is that? Ten thousand?
I don't know if I want to give a two
and a half thousands.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I mean, ask Joe, she's in control of the money, man,
Is this a good I just feel like this is genius.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know if it's genius. Throw that term around
fair enough.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'd be comfortable handing over a thousand thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Right, let's go back to fair do you think boys?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Hey Laila, Hello, we're back m look a thousand dollars
our final offer and we're being deadly serious.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Okay, could you come up to fifteen hundred?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
In the vowels.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We're in the vowels, We're in the valves, We're in
the vows. We're in the vows. Okay, yeah, no, I
think I want to stay in the vows. You definitely
want to stay in the vows. Leila.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
If there's any future children, you'll have to name them
either Will and Will or what he.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Done, go a little boy.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I'm happy with either of those names. Perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You've got yourself a deal at fifteen hundred.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Oh god, so much.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You guys are amazing. Oh my god. I literally had
a dream that this segment happens.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
I had a dream a few weeks ago that I
won money for my wedding on kiss Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That is when's your when's your wedding? When's your wedding?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
March few more much?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Where you're from?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Where I'm from, the Hills District, Sydney.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, so the wedding where's the wedding happening?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
One hundred Alley beautiful love. You guys can come with.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
You want.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
From them? Are coming, We are coming. We'll see we'll
see you. They're like, all right, well that speaking the producers.
We're making that heavenly fast.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's for your layla. Wow, I'll ruin her day. Well yeah,
I think it will.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
She's got to talk to her fiance. Okay, that'll be interesting.
I think they could come back with interest.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Your chance to win over five grand. It's loose changed legends.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Will and what is loose change legends?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I've been saying over five grand because we don't know
how much over five grand. Just had it confirmed that
it is more than five thousand dollars. If you're just
joining us, the idea is that we drop a certain
amount of loose change into a bowl. For those listening yesterday,
that has changed, and I assume this will change it.
There might be a few more iterations of how we
do this as we go along. We are kind of
(06:42):
making this up as we go, but.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm happy with boll today. I think bowl's going well. Okay,
you go feedback, You've got feedback always. You're holding it
back always.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Feedback is my absoute specialty. I will find them flying
their ointment every time. Now, I'm just gonna go ou
tell how much money have we got? Now?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Jojos? You what we're increasing it by two forty eight
ninety five to forty eight ninety five. What where did
that come from?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm just trying to really spread it out so that
we don't use all of our money today.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
If we want to increase it more, is the week
go two fifty because budgets are tight. That's a tight man, Okay,
watching every sight.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So you're playing for two thousand, sorry, five thousand, two
hundred and forty eight dollars and ninety five cents.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Apparently, how good is that? Brian? You're there?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Brian, Brian, Yo a Brine. I'm good, mate, I'm good.
You're playing for five thousand, two hundred and forty eight
dollars and ninety five cents.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
My friend, here we go. Tell me Brian, how much
money is this?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Is there?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Seven dollars sixty five cents?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, it is not. No, it is not, Bryan, No,
it is not.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Good guess though, good guess. I don't think I'll give
any more hints there. Good on your Brian, Christy, Christy,
you want to have a crack.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You want to have a go?
Speaker 8 (08:03):
I do I want to have a go?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you want to you want to redrop?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I want to redrop?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
All right? There we go? There it is?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Can we go one more time?
Speaker 10 (08:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, no, I won't. I won't know. She's had to drop, Christie.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
I want to say, there is four dollars fifty in there?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Fifty? What are you hearing, Christy? Because we haven't actually
spoken to anyone about what they're what they're hearing at
this stage, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
It sounds like a couple of two dollar coins sit
in the bowl, right, and maybe a bigger coin.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh so you think it's two in a fifty?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Incorrect? Incorrect?
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Higher or lower?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I can't tell you. You guys having a great drive home.
You're just joining us. It is loose change. Legends are
dropping some loose change in a bullets? What the show
has come to? And FID and forty eight dollars ninety
five cents is the current tally?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
If you can guess how much money this is, Marianna,
do you want to redrop?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 10 (09:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Here we go. Do you know what Marianna, I'm also
going to give you a second option here.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Okay, we need to have these chats after go on
the fly, Marianna, I can do a redrop of all
the coins, or I can just drop one coin at random,
so you get an idea of what one coin.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Is in there, Yeah, Oliver, and makes more sense. All right,
here we go. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yep, uh dollar fifty dollar incorrect?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Incorrect? Interesting, it is injured. What were you hearing, Marianna.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
That's dollar fifty two dollars?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Maybe, yeah, we'll be hearing that. What's I heard? So
it's a badly phrased question.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, like what what are the individual coins that you
heard that make up your dollar fifty?
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Maybe like a dollar coin fifty coin?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So just you heard two coins? Yes, yes, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Okay, So Mariana had two coins, and the call before
her he had three coins.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Maybe as a hint for today, we'll do another loose
change drop maybe a little bit later in the show
as a hint for today. There's more than three coins.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yep, we'll leave that.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
There is five thousand dollars nored and forty eight dollars
ninety five cents you can guess how much money is
getting dropped in the ball for loose change legends another drop,
able to do another drop at the top of hour,
so at five o'clock, another.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Top of hout. It's a bit of radio lingo for
you guys. There you go if you want to get
into the buz's what you'll say. So the reason we
say that is because the start of.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Thirteen one oh six five, please call us, were you
wearing the wrong jocks on the wrong day.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now, the reason.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm talking about this, I've been told to avoid one
part of this story, which is home invasions.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Apparently you've gone there. That's the thing at the moment
when you when you're saying that you're going to avoid something,
don't go there. What are you doing? I'm moving past it.
This is me moving past it. So I'm avoiding that.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But anyway, this guy gets home invaded and the woman's
got scissors, right.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You're doing it.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm just I've got to explain the bit. So she
runs in. I just can't dwell on it too much.
So anyway, she runs in. It's in Queensland. Where deep
in Queensland? Anyway, So she runs in. She's got the scissors.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
He comes running.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Out terrifying situation, terrifying situation to go and deal with it. Right,
he comes running out to go and do it, but
he's not. I don't know whether this is what he
sleeps in these jocks, he sleeps in them normally, or
he's just it looks like, because I mean, this guy,
this guy's looking not a comment on his weight, just
to give you guys the contrast. It looks like he
weighs over one hundred killos. This guy, he's a big
he's a heavy set guy. He's wearing what can only
(11:50):
be described as a leap print g string. It is like,
I don't know whether that was at tactic to shock
the invader time you wouldn't have time.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And again it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Honestly looks like he's grabbed a piece of his going like, oh, well,
because you don't know if it's a home invade, you
just here annoy. So he puts something on and he
looks like I don't know anyway, it's a look at
the photos, very funny.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Monday nights for him is just obviously leopard print mondays
and it was just the wrong night for a house invader.
And he's like, I'm gonna have to deal with that,
but in my Leopard g string.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
So thirteen one and six five is a great example
of wearing the wrong jocks on the wrong day.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This could be anything. I mean, I got dacked. I
got decked a few times.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
But one of the ones that remember that I remember
very vividly was I was in year five. I was
eleven years old. I was on the basketball court. And look,
when you're eleven years old, you don't choose your jocks.
Your mum goes to target. She chooses your jocks, and
you just got.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
To deal with that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
And then at some point she's putting him in the
wash and they got holes in them, and she's like,
better get will from new jog shops. Anyway, she brought
me these red Wife Red Rios. Do you remember Rios
Rio the bottom of the barrel? Awful but cheap. Mum
had four kids, cheap, four sets of red Rios six
six pack. No, sorry, I would have got a expect multicolor,
but the red roy is my last choice.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Of course, you know, you've.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Always got the emergency set of jocks that you just
gotta got there that like, I hate wearing them, but
sometimes when all my other jocks are in the wash,
I've got to wear them anyway, wrong jock's wrong day.
I had the Red Rio wife fronts on and I
got dacked on the basketball court.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You'd rather be you'd rather go commando there.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I would rather be double yeah than show off that
I was wearing Red Renos.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, I would red Rios, no offense Rio.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't know if you're still making drugs, but it
just it just wasn't Maybe they've done a bit of
a turnaround. Maybe Red Rios are cool now, but it
might have been when we're in school that was rock bottom.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
So dacking is a very bad time to wearing the
wrong jocks on the wrong day. The other the other
one that I think, and this comes to mind from
the movie Bridget Jones for mine, is if you get
lucky and you're wearing the wrong jocks, a shocking moment
which Hugh Grant made very funny in the movie Bridget Gionts.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
These are very silly little boots.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
This is a very silly little drake.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
Absolutely enormous purpose.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I don't even apologize.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
I like them.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hello mommy, all right, so thix over to you guys,
do you get dacked.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Did you get lucky?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We were wearing the wrong jocks when you got home,
invaded anything whereby people got to see your underwear? Were
you wearing the wrong jocks on the wrong day? Ausha,
This is someone you know. Sounds like it was you,
someone who knows. I say, if I was calling a
radio station.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
I'm a doctor, so people offer come to me to
get you know, checked out. And this particular lady was
rushing in for the appointment and stuff, and I had
to do some sort of private examination and everything. So
she turned out to come out in her husband's underpants
because she was rush to get into the appointment.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
A husband's jocks.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So cute, though, isn't that funny? There anything that's funny?
Initial looked like for a woman.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
He was a bit surprised to see you go, a.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Bit of a shock, But for a woman wearing her
husband's jocks.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Have you ever had a man come in wearing a
female underwear?
Speaker 9 (15:11):
I haven't gone that far yet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I tell you, it's hard to be a guy in
the world at the moment. I'm telling you, preach, will preach.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm telling you it's just thought for the men just
let's to marry any such a button for the producers,
it is, it is, It's okay, I'm joking, joking, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Radio Mary am Hello, your partner is a story about
your partner.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
It wasn't actually jocks. He was actually man keeney.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
He thought he would be a bit funny for the
day and crack a bit of a laugh, and he did.
It definitely gave me a bit of laugh when he
walked out of that bedroom and he decided to go
outside on avanda. Avaranda is very covered with a lot
of bushes and stuff, so he decided to go outside
and a brenda and sit there and have a smoke
in his mankinie. And at the same time the post
(16:04):
he come up the stairs and let's just say the
cup doesn't hold everything in.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh and it wasn't.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
The best scene for for the posty. But yeah, he
have a laugh now, but back then he was. He
was devastated and it was he was obviously a bit embarrassed,
but a bit funny.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Now did he have to sign for the package? Liked it?
Was there a forced interaction with the posty? That's a
good Christian?
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Sorry, what was that?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Do you have to sign for the package.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Because I do that that can be awkward with the
with the posty.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
I was actually outside with him because I was actually
like taking a photo of him sitting there in his
man ken because I thought it was bloody hilarious. And
then comes his posty and I've turned around and he's
seen my partner I sit in there with his legs
crossed like like like a like an L shape, so
it's like four open leg.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
The funny thing is, you know, if you were a
post and it said on the instructions leaving a safe place,
I take one look.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
At him and be like, this is junior producer.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Analyse is in the studio shoes from gen Z and
we're trying to find out.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Which generation who's most out of touch alone it's Will
and Woodies. This one should be really easy, Analyse.
Speaker 13 (17:41):
I'm ready for it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Like this is just a little warm up to be honest. Okay,
Piece of Cake two thousand and three. How old were
we three?
Speaker 11 (17:50):
Well, well, it depends what time of the year, but
in two in early three, all right, technicality two or three?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Donna did the same thing to Brittany as she did
to Christina Aguilera, Oh god, what was that thing?
Speaker 10 (18:07):
Now?
Speaker 11 (18:08):
I think it might have been at the MTV Awards,
I'm assuming. And so she did to Brittany and then
she did.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It to Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 13 (18:19):
Did she get with Eminem?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Did she get with Eminem?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Did she get with Donna?
Speaker 13 (18:26):
Get with Eminem? Eminem and Christina Aguilera got together. Yeah,
they got together and that was a bit got.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Together like they were a couple.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But if the question is the same thing, so maybe
she and Christina Aguilera, how is getting with Eminem?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The answer to that, you thought she did the same
thing as Brittany and Christina? No, no, no, the question
she did the same thing. So she's done something to
Brittany and then she went and did it to Christina.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What did she do?
Speaker 13 (18:57):
Stole the song?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Correct?
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Okay, copied an outfit?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Sorry? Sorry, nothing is so MTV. You're right, MTV Awards.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
So it was right, it's MTV makes sense, classy.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, you don't get any points for that.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Can it give you more advice like I can do
my own.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yes. It's a huge moment.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Probably the moment of these MTV Awards because Madonna did
something same thing to Brittany and Christina.
Speaker 13 (19:25):
She god, Madonna's Madonna's big public.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
She just some wacky stuff's bold. So what's wacky that
she could do? To Christina Aguila and Britney Spears.
Speaker 13 (19:35):
O god like flash them?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't know a boot boot A little.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
Like behind the stage, Britty So final answers.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That can't be right. They're on stage together, give you
a bit more?
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Turned off their mics, got them classic Madonna prank, singing
to your mis guys, the queen is it?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No? No, she didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Performing like a virgin, she proceeded to kiss kiss I
knew it. I knew it, didn't you said.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Turn off her mics, said, turn off their microphones. She
was too busy kissing them. Mate, come on, that's one
to us. Yeah, iconic as well. How you do that performing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Like a virgin?
Speaker 13 (20:23):
I do remember it, because I am quite.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't remember it. You're three years old? No, no, no,
that's the end of that. You don't remember in.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
Pop culture, like, I'm very like. I study pop culture
at UNI, so I know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
This stuff and you missed that.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
I just forget about it, you know, I just put
it in the back burner.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Study pop culture.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Actually do that was my whole course.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Was the course was called pop culture, it was called media.
Speaker 11 (20:42):
But you.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Do this every week just like you weren't. Oh, shut out,
Just give us one h okay, great?
Speaker 13 (20:50):
Who is Madison Beer?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, Maddie Maddie. I don't make it, doesn't gat Queen's.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
My mom would say, Maddie. Does she taken her name
from Maggie Maddie Beer.
Speaker 13 (21:05):
No, it's very confusing Madison.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Because she knows Maggie's got the real estate on the
on that Aggie sound.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, probably, but be silly, that would be.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I don't feel to be outdone by a boomer, outdone
by a woman who doesn't break.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, it's a great cake.
Speaker 13 (21:18):
I'm sure she can cook to Madison Madison Beer. She
cooks some things.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'll tell you what she should. She cooked something. I'm
just a.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Breaking bad things cooking that she's cooking something?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is she that's that's that's misleading. Cooking is misleading, is it?
I don't know. Don't wink at me. You just winked
at me. I noticed.
Speaker 13 (21:48):
Maybe I'm using cooking in a different way that.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You guys use it. She parties, she parties? No, okay,
so she doesn't party. Madison beer, Madison beer.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
But that's not her job.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Is she an athlete of some sort? No, damn what athlete.
Speaker 13 (22:10):
She's a singer. She's cooking in the studio. She's cooking
bangers like this.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Alright, this household drag. Everyone knows this one.
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Alright, make make your mind, make a good song.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Do we have another question? I'm reaching my limit? Another
easy one, really easy one. What is cool runnings?
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Oh, Jamaican Bob sub team Bang Bang.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Let's talk about the birthday bash of all birthday bashes.
Chris Jenner has had her seventieth birthday. All reports that
this flow rider banger was playing when everyone arrived.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Welcome.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
She was.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
At the front, get in it. A couple of people
who were there.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oprah, it wasn't her house though, right, it actually wasn't. Hilariously, So,
I don't know. I don't know how this happens.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
But so she decides to host her seventieth birthday at
Jeff Bezos's house.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
He might have offered that's a weird offer. Maybe she's
maybe she's got ranked digs.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No, she doesn't. Maybe because she's got strong dig ranked No,
they've got good digs. Have you seen keeping up with
the Kardashian No fair enough, fair enough. Well, I've glanced
at it, got good digs, like they could have easily
hosted a party. But you know, I made good mates.
They're good friends. I get it. But I'm good mates
with you. But I wouldn't say to you, Hey, my
(23:46):
birthday is coming up. Can I do it at your house?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I think that happens as you get older, is that right? Yeah,
it happens as you get older.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Fiftieths and sixtieths can happen in other people's places.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I've got It's an offer you make.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh really, yeah, yeah, you go like, oh, you having
your birthday because you know, just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
As you get older, more people end up with more
money than others, and they're.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Just like, hey, look i've got this great house and.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
The ta the kids have all moved out. It's got space.
They got space and cash. Please give me something to do. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
And they get to host, and you know, they love
having people. I'm sure Jeff strikes me as a guy
that loves to host, loves me as a great strikes
me as a great heart.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I think he likes the celebrities liking bears. Yeah, it's
the vibe that I get off Jeff. Anyway, that the
idea his.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Name is Jeff, isn't it. I don't know why that
is funny. It's definitely funny. I don't ever think like
Jeff Bezos. Sounds like Jeff Bezos. But when you break
it down, like feel weird. Like if you if you
were at the party and you walked up to him,
would you say, good Jeff Jeff? She said, it doesn't
sound quite right, Like it doesn't They wake up Jeff, like,
you know, it's a kind of powerful right when it's
(24:53):
Jeff right, Jeff's knowing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Anyway, when I heard though that the party was held
at jeff by the way house, if he'd mowed a lawn, Jeff,
If Jeff Bezos mows the lawn and someone managed to
take a photo of that and cause it Jeff's mowing that.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Brilliant, that would break the internet.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, that would so get out there, Internet people, someone
photo We could just photo shop.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Sure you can photoshop Bezos into a lawn. Mile Maddie
our new digital boy. There's a great job for you.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
That's our digital post today. It's going to be an
AI version of Jeff Bezos mowing a lawn. It's just
Jeff awesome, awesome. Anyway, back to the party, Back to
the party. So the idea that Chris Jenner had a
party at Jeff Bezos's house, it kind of I feel
like Jeff Bezos is like dad here, like like daddy,
And it kind of feels like those moments when you
(25:44):
host a party in your parents' house and they don't
know about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the moments that
you'd find out that someone was hosting a party in
like a mum and dad's house or a family home
and they.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Were going to be away from the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Was all, but then every time it happened, something goes wrong.
That is what I want to hear about right now.
I'm fourteen, one oh six five. Did you host a
party at mum and dad's house? Or were you at
a party which was clearly at a mum and dad's house?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And what went wrong? Because I so.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I was at a massive house party and this was
obviously a mum and dad had gone away for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Corey Worthington's wasn't well, no, it wasn't. Corey Worthington level.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
But honestly though, it kind of started kicking off a
bit Corey Worthington X because there's no parents are there.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You just you're just like you're just wild. Yeah, you
when you know the smell blood in the water day,
you just do wild stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And so we decided at one point to get all
the food out of the fridge and just start throwing
it at cars that were driving.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Part just madness. I don't condone it. Just horrific.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Fifteen years I've pitched that a bit younger, horrific twelve twelve,
horrific behavior.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But then so one of the cars that we hit,
they just like slammed on the brakes. Four huge guys
got out of the car and just started rampaging through
the house. So naturally kids are just like, let's just
fleet to get the hell out of here. We just
start running to the back of the house. They flip
a pool table, they rip down the fridge, they trashed
the hand I had to jump over the back fence.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh, chivalry is not dead. I nailed the car and
then was like, I'm out of here. I've done my job.
I just think these stories always get wild. Such a rat.
I was. I'm not going to deny that I was
a rat, but I think I'm reformed rat.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I do have some exclusive audio of inside as well.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Wil beevors into this.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know how to party, so I
want to know, Yeah, what happened when you throw a
party parents' house?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
What went wrong? Emma thirty six five? Your siblings threw
a party at your parents' house?
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Hey, boys, Yes they did so. My older siblings had
asked my parents if they could throw a party while
we were into state and we.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Were only await for the.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Long weekend in January, and we came home to permanent
marker all over the walls, the back of the toilet,
the couch. Everyone had written ozzy ossy ossy Oi Oi
oi all over their bodies. They had gone in the
pool and it had obviously run. One of the boys
had jumped off the roof into the pool with his
(28:41):
eyebrow open, and they somehow managed to get the you know,
the fireworks shooters from Bali.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
They had those, so they.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Were shooting that around the pool.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
We came home, the house was trashed. There was broken
glass all over the driveway, and my sister was severely
hungover in bed and my brother was really grumpy that
she wasn't able.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
To help clean up.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
What do you folks say?
Speaker 6 (29:10):
They went hard my parents. Look, they didn't mind their
prickpool parents.
Speaker 12 (29:14):
They didn't mind, but they were like, you need to
get out of bed, and you need to clean this.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, you clean it up? Then playing on. That's a
great party.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Is there a part of you that's like, you know now,
like if I got home and I don't know, say
Max as a teenager, God forbid in ten years or whatever,
and she is a party, Like if I get home
and it's like.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Wow, sounds like a good bash. Yeah, they're a part
of you that's like, you know, kind of proud. Definitely.
It's like you're one of the cool kids.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Like you are going to be the queen on Monday
when you go to school, you know what I mean?
Like I'm dropping you off Monday because you are going
to be the queen to go to Zach you and
I think I'll be like I'll be like forcing like, hey,
and the.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Girl's going over for a sleepover.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
H have a few drinks and be like no Dad
would no Dad? As in like soft drink, what's often
it's got a Zach here six five something something.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What happened when you threw a party at your parents house?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
We put my mum's friend's car into the swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Income, So at what point did you decide getting in
the car was a good idea when you were having
a party.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Well, we tried to move it at the time, and
we put it in the wrong gear and yet.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
The pool was someone was in it when it went
in the pool.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah, at the time.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So your sister drove your mom's car into your pool.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
So we were young at the time. And what happened
We tried to move the car out of the shed
and put it in the wrong gear reverse or something.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Zach, I'm curious. How do you get a car out
of a pool?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
They had to get it picked up by a crane.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Oh, man, and your sister got out, okay, Zack.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, it was congradible.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh handy handy covenue.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Luke Bateman used to play football for the Canberra Raiders,
retired and recently got a two book deal with Atrio Books,
the same publishers as Colin Hoover and Taylor Jenkins read
doing Fantasy Footballer. Fantasy author he joins us right now
the TikTok star on Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Mate, welcome, thanks boys, So can you run us through?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Look mate, how you go from NRL player to getting
outrageously popular on TikTok effectively reviewing fantasy romance books. We
actually got a little bit of audio here of your
one of your first tiktoks where you were talking about it.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Just been introduced to the book talk community. Love of
all things fantasy.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
There's a lot of females here and you all love
smart and spice. Look, I think I might have to
have a little delve into it myself and see what
all the fuss about.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
That?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
How did you get there? Luke?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Mate, I've always been a reader my entire life.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
As for the the smart and their ow mance, that's
that's been within the past twelve months and then and
I TikTok has or book talk has really allowed me.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
What is BookTalk, Luke, I'm fresh to that. What is that?
Speaker 10 (32:39):
Book talk is just a like a subsection of TikTok.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
If you get you, if you get your algorithm to
work right, you'll end up on book talk And it's
just for everybody talking about.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Books book related.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
One of the books that's absolutely popping off on book
talk right now is Fourth Wing.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Have you have you done any Fourth Wing, Luke?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
I haven't. I haven't got into the Fourth Wings. Yeah,
which is there? I'm pretty sure it's the Emperian series.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
I haven't read any of the Imperience series yet, but
everyone keeps telling me that it's unreal, so I think
it'll it'll have to be next year.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
What's been your favorite like romance fantasy novel to this point.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Oh, tough one probably. I read one recently for a.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
Book club called The Bronze Cosman for Pauline Assignment, and
it's it's romance, is just sensational.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
It's funny what you were asking before. How he's got
to this. A lot of people can't see Luke. You
might be able to go on someone our socials, but
you take one look at Luke and you hear the voice,
and then you hear what he does, and I think
one plus one equals too pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
The guys, I mean we're talking about it before.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The guy's jaw like you can't even see that the
seat rest in the car because his jaw is so solid.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
He's got these eyes.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Air Bags wouldn't work on that jaw, just like puncture
a hole in the air bag straight away.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You're a gorgeous looking man like you.
Speaker 10 (34:00):
Really, I think you give me too much credit.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Boyle as well? My god, yeah, someone put him out?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Are you single, Luke while you're reading these romance novels?
Speaker 7 (34:10):
I am single, guys, but I live in live in
the remote western Queensland out back, so there's not I
wouldn't say even if someone was interested in me, they'd
probably struggle.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Fow. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
You're almost like you're like a princess in a far
away tower people go on a quest to get to.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
That's actually, that's that's good inspiration for my book actually
in there.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Hey, I really want to talk to you about this
this image, because look, I it took me a long
time to sort of admit to probably my mates that
I'm I'm a bit of a nerd. I love books, particularly,
I love fantasy. I love Harry Potter, I heard it before.
You like Brandon Sanderson, I love Robert Jordan. They're all
that Wheel of Wheel of Time. Wheel of Time is
probably my favorite, probably my favorite fantasy series ever. Yeah,
(34:57):
I really did. Yeah, but let's not go into this
because people going to cry out and get right into it.
But I'm interested to know. I was reading before that
when you were on football trips with Rugby League, that
you would hide in the toilets to read your book.
And then I was also reading that only twelve percent
of gen z men actually read books.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So can you talk to me about like what.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Degree of bravery it took you to sort of stick
your hand up and say, hello, I am who I am,
I look how I look, and I love fantasy books.
And also how rewarding maybe that's been as a guy
to admit that this is a nice thing to do.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Mate, I'll be one of the hardest things of that
in my life, to be honest, you know, when you're
surrounded by bokes in that elk of you know, of
I suppose all that cultural sort of stigma. It was
really hard and I actually copped a lot of flak
from like my mates when I first come out and
started talking about it as a femine flack around it.
(35:59):
I just got to the life where I just really
wanted to be myself. And when you're very I suppose
when you're very grounded in who you are and in
your own truth.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
A lot of that outside noise is easy to overcome,
which I and I wasn't for a very long time.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
The outside noise really did affect me for a very
long time.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, so would you Did you put the books away
during your NRL career?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Then the books are the boks are hidden in the
bottom of my bag, like when if we travel, They've
been the bottom of my bag. And then I'd go
and lock myself in the toilet, and you know, I'd
be in there farf now. And I remember, like for me, roommates,
roommates were like, what are you doing in there? But
I'm like, I just you know, I've got a website
up or something, you know. Time they're reading about I mean,
(36:49):
they're reading about And it's funny because I was almost
more comfortable reading a fancy book.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I literally just had that thought, to think that it's
so accepted a month, it's more acceptable, actual dudes, that
you'd been in another room in some far flung, perverted
corner of the internet as opposed to just reading a
book mate.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
And it's crazy, and it's really crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You have you had a lot of blogs reaching out
to you, Luke, thanking you for being open about loving books.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Mate, I actually have and it's been really like that's
the most rewarding part for me. I always say that
I make my content for a twelve year old Luke
Babman who never got to see someone like him who
loved the same things that he did. And I think
I get a lot of blokes reaching out just saying
like thank you, you know, for giving their permission to
love books and love reading, and that always means like
(37:42):
the most to me. And I've got a really beautiful
message the other day from a man who had a
young son and he actually was just like, mate, thank
you so much, Like I want to instill this love
in my son. And it's so good to see people
like you talking about it openly.
Speaker 10 (37:56):
It really doesn't mean a lot to me when when
men reach.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Out, Oh that's awesome. Are actually part of a book
club which is just thirty five years old, which is
really like, it's amazing. It's actually so good for the
guys listening out there. How much more fulfilling it is
to catch up with other guys and talk about like
actually had something to talk about, like talking about death
and love you're not doing about gambling, not.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
Just talking Yeah, not just talking about like gambling and
who won the footy last night, like an actual conversation
a bit. That's the other thing I've had a lot of.
I actually have a lot of the people to reach
out because obviously speak very openly about my gambling diction
and my rehab and struggles with that, and I have
a lot of men also reach out in that regard
and say, hey, man, I'm also struggling with the same thing.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
So it's a very prevalent.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
And I just said, you know, me talking about it
gives others the ability to shed some of the shame
that it's surrounded him.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Wow, Jesus, been enlightening talking to you, Luke. Thanks so
much for coming on the show.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
Thanks boys, I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
When when your book comes at Loki, let us know
because we'll we'll check it into rotation at the book club.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Yeah, it has to be one of the monthly books
of the book Club books.
Speaker 10 (39:04):
Yeah, it'll be.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
I wrote the book hopefully like a lot of you know,
I want everyone to love it, but especially Maden Boys.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Oh cool, all right, mate, Well look we'll get you
to come down to the book club.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It'll have to be a ticket and event.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Though, my god, the women that'll be loving out the front,
but in security.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The wives usually don't want to come to book club
and Bateman's coming.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I'm coming to book club. I love you to.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
Talk to you. Good chat boys.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Are you very congratulations with all your success.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
You want to vote for Luke at the TikTok Awards
that closes sixteenth Novembers and make sure you get involved.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Love it to have you on the show. Luke Bateman
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