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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Final line's going to be happening, as it always does
on a Wenday Wednesday, convinces you're in the car with
somebody else.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
One's pulled that off for a long time.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I don't think we've had a genuine Don't get me wrong.
One of my favorite parts of Phone Alone is just
some of the very silly voices that we get on
the show. I'm not if if you haven't heard the
bit of we've got to We've got an example. Tommy
will find mom while while we're patting.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'll go on here. I want to give it a go.
Tell me this is what the game is like.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Have a listen if you haven't heard it, Jess, who
are you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
In the car with?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
I'm in the car with my niece.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Your Nie, And what's your niece called?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Her name is Nancy?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Throw Nancy on the phone.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Please give me a second.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Hello, Hi Nancy? What have you done today? Nancy?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I went on a picnic with my auntie.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, that sounds a lot like you, Jess. I think
it's a good try.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, I don't actually lived. I don't think she was
awful by the way, we've had worse.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We've had work and that probably says something.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
But we want better.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I think we want I think we I would love to.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Be genuinely confused by someone Jays, so you start calling
for that now if you want thirteen six five, we'd
love to play Triple Olympic gold medalist.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Friend of the Show Bronzie Campbell's going to join us
a little.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Bit later on also with You've got a very far
fetched plan that involves the big race that's happening in
Melbourne this weekend, some very fast cars.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I have decided I'm going to need some help.
We're trying to prank Dad. We're trying to remove all
four of his tires whilst he goes and gets a coffee, Like,
how quickly can we do it?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
With the guns?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I Today, we're going to be going on to air
Tasker to recruit some people to help us. I think
we need like a team of people, maybe people to
distract Jim and stuff. But we'll talk about that more
later in the show. But I need people involved in
this stitch up on my on my on my great father.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, I don't know how I think with the team,
with the team will be fine.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Like if we wreck the car, that that that happens,
that happens.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I think when you're trying to do nice things for people,
sometimes it goes wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
When do you have to stop looking at someone if
you're running past them? I suppose the other way is like,
you know, when does someone have to stop looking at you?
Because I don't want to, Like, let's just before we
start this, before we start this, Okay, we all look
at other people when you run past them, and it
doesn't need to be a creepy thing at all.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's just like you're out there your eyes forward.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Often it's a two lane track, you're going to see
someone running past you. So yeah, and it's also I
don't know about you, but one of my favorite things
to do when I'm out running is like look at people. Yeah, well,
but like come up with stories because you don't know
who anyone is and you've ever got a chance to
stop by, I always kind of like make up like
what they're doing and who they are and where they go,
Like you kind of you paint a picture of people.
It's like any people watching The great joy of looking
(03:17):
at someone is just like I wonder.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What they're up to? Right, you do that on a run?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, because I get some headphones also music
or something, but you can't.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You can't head off my headphones over my eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I also like, I find I find that I
see similar people.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're in the same routine of same time. Yeah, in
the same route. Yes, you're like, oh you're yeah again.
And sometimes I wave with them sometimes.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And I that I present palm. You know, I'm a
palm guy, like you're high five.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
If I'm on a run, I just offer a palm
because often you find that you're you're out here struggling.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You're talking to a friend or a stranger. Stranger, I
think you offer a high five to someone that you'd see.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
On a run, and a lot of times I'll be rejected.
Sixty percent of the time you high five. I don't
go up like, I don't present big, but I just
I just show a bit of palm and if they
need it, just touch a bit of skin. Let's do this.
We're out here grinding. I just love that camaraderie. I
just love that camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I mean, there's something beautiful about that, especially if someone's strung.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You can tell if someone is struggling on a run,
a little bit of parm' just like really nice woods.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We're both out here. But you do get rejected a
lot because I think people they see it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Does anyone else do this? Everyone's shaking their heads.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I would avoid that, would you? Right?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, I was talking about looking at people.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You're talking about touching them.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't touch I present off a palm.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Would you? Would you give my hand a slap if
I presented palm?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
No, because I think you would want to stop and
chat with me.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't want to chat with you. I have no.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Interesting all that you think I'm someone you know because I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Moving, though, I do think it's.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Regardless of whether you you move moving or not. Look,
I think it's beautiful. I think it comes from a
good place. But I think the road to hell is
paved with good intentions. And I do think it's strange
to be to be trying to high five. I would think, yeah,
I mean, I would think there was something going on
with you if you were like, well, there is. You're
(05:27):
probably known as like the high five guy. Amongst the
people that see you in the.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Park probably and I'm okay with that. Okay, five guys.
The staring thing though, yes, I find that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Okay, So you guys think, sorry, do you guys think
that that, like Woody was kind of would kind of
be known as that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You know that we're just.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Discussing other people we know who are like the park.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
In the park, you know the guy and you know
and you avoid them as well.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You're like, that guy's coming up, I'm gonna take the other.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Road, sweaty palm. Yeah for sure, I'm that guy. I'm
that guy with the sea Woody. You should know that
it's well intentioned.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But also no pressure. Just the palm is there. If
you want a bit of palm, just put it away.
I just I just go past and if it doesn't
get off it, yeah, just continue my stride.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Know what I'm saying, Like now that you know that
everyone's saying that it might be.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
A bit off, Yeah, no, because for that thirty percent
that touch skin, it's like, you know, I like to
live in a world where I've.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hit them alake on their run on the steering front.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yes, obviously when that was my question, there was a
bit of a tangent. When you're running, you see them
in the distance, you see them fast, obviously your eyes
on You're like, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To look at you. This is the point you get
to a period.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm going to say, between five and ten meters away
where you go.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm now looking away.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm making a conscious effort to look away because i
want you and this is okay.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
There's why I'm bringing it up with you, because I've
recently changed my range.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, it'll be interesting though, do you because so from
five to ten meters again I've looked away. I'm going like, hold, hold, hold, now,
I know that when they're within a meter, you get that.
I got to get a chance last look.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, and then you think you get it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And every now and then the person running the other
way the same, and you have both not looking, both
not looking, and we both got calls.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So that's generally the way. Yes, I do. And then
at the same time I'm presenting palm.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
That's why they're looking at you, mate, They're not looking if.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You going for a high five, what a freak.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Let's take some calls thirteen one and six five.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, I'll reveal what I've.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Changed about my steering and running tactic recently and why
I changed it. But thirteen, I've got some great sunglasses
and I'm joking.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Thirteen that sounded sick.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Not about that. It's not about that. Thirteen one and
six five.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I really think there should be a universal rule that
were as Australia can reach right now. So if you
give us a call, when should you have to stop
looking at someone if you're running past them? What's the
social norm going to be? Or do you think you
can just keep looking? Or is it yes, you're God
given right, right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
When I run past someone, I just think we're out
there and we're grinding. It's early in the morning. Good
on us forgetting that a bed and I just offer
a palm.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't. I don't go for a forceful high five.
I present palm. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then and then look, if you need the bit
of camaraderie, you touch a bit of skin on the
way through.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And if I was high fiving Rundoms in the park,
that's how I describe it as well. But it sounds
like you're like, I'm just imagine you running through the fight.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't say give me, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Sometimes I'll say like get it, get it or something.
It depends, it depends what I'm saying. It depends what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You'll say get it, get it. Well, like it's again,
it's all. It's all bespoke to what that person is
going through.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
If if I'm on the downhill and there on the
uphill and they're grinding, get it, and I'll just a
bit of camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
There's nothing hurts with a.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Bit of male and female get it just for me, probably, yeah,
probably just for the fella's there.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
But yeah, good news for you that Brett.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh, Brett is a fellow random running high fiver. Brett,
Welcome to Will and Woodie. It's great to have you
and we're all blown away that this has happened.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Brett, Brett, what what's your what's your strike rate like?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Because I said before the song that I'm getting rejected
probably sixty to seventy percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What's your strike rate like?
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Well, I don't really think about it like that. I
I like the awkward. I thrive on the awkward situations.
I'd love to see people tick. I'm the one who
elevator that, so I set the conversation to hold the
door open just for someone and then.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
How's your day or whatever, so you're not just presenting palm.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Then Brett, you're you're up high, hit me, give me
you're so you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
If I got Download to Slow from a stranger in
the park, so.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Kind of a right. But this does speak to how
awkward the thing is that I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
If you're doing it for the author, yeah, I was
doing it because I thought it would motivate people.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Do you.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
I do have that that belief that I if I
can change someone's life for a quick second, you know,
st getting out of that ditch, even if it's an
awkward moment. If I if I brought him out of
the bad day that quick moment, then.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You're exactly right.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
But you are changing lives. I think doctors get too
much attention. Me and Brett are changing lives by high
fives on the running tracks. We're talking about people giving
themselves more fancy job titles. If you've done at thirteen
one oh sixty five is the number, and that is
because someone close to Zendaya and Tom Holland has done
(10:59):
exactly that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So the big news about secret wedding. That's secret wedding.
That's the big news.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And police told us yesterday that she forced it into
the show yesterday because we had to be across it
and here.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
We did he wear? Did he wear platforms? Tommy? We
don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's all very secret.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
They're very private. But hopefully we'll get photos via Vogue soon.
Because she's a foot taller than him, isn't she. I'll
hold my breath. She a foot taller, she's.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Surely yeah, yeah, but you know, just I'm just you know,
for that shot at the end of the could be
no one your bride to be towering.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Over before that you may now kiss. The photographer brought
out a small box and were just like, just hop
up on there.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Do you need a boost? But I'm sure it was
beautiful anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The reason we know is because there was this red
carpet and there was an interview with their stylist, law Roach,
who let the cat out of the bag. Hwan Z
and Da have the relationship every stylist and every celebrity
would love to have.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
We know she's gonna be getting married. The why didn't
already happen? I missed it? We hadn't already happened, missed it.
So that's law Roach.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So they're effectively a stylist, but they call themselves an
image architect.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Law Roach does. Law Roach's job title is image architect.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, Jackie has called on thirteen one sixty five.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Isn't that good stuff? Jackie? You give yourself a more
fancy job title.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The way we're going to do this is give us
the job title, the more fancy one, and then we'll
try and guess what you actually do.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Okay, Health and Hygiene promoter helon hygiene.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You're a cleaner. You're a cleaner, Jackie.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Oh bugger, are you going straight away?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's good, that's that's I mean, that works.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That's why it works because that's exactly what you are, Jackie, exactly,
and you're doing a great job. It's got a less
here on thirteen one sixty five. LEAs you give yourself
a more fancy job title, hit us with it.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yep.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
I'm an automotive carmologist, mechanic.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
An automotive carmologists mechanic?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Are you a mechanic?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Les?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
No, I'm a detailer.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What armologist? Is that? Even a word.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
No, I just made that up.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
What that motive homologist, well done.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I've heard it three times now. Is very good, and
I reckon when you were Really he's worked on that one, asn't.
He wants everyone to know that one that adds at
least ten percent on the price.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right, you could go and see a detailer, or you
could come and see an automotive. I don't say, Mitchell, Mitchell,
you give yourself a more fancy job title.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Hit us with it.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I am a manageer of a multi billion dollar company.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You're a manager of macis. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh well, how's the new Bernet's Bistro Burger?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Mitchell is a good It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, I got to get my lips one of those
bad boys.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I've just been thinking about it. I've just been thinking
about it. Burnet's sauce on a burger straordinary stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We are, we're in that we're in that period of
time where we're trying to plan a prank on my dad.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
We decided that we need some help, though, so we've
enlisted the help of Air Tasker to find some people.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Will wood Is Pop Up Pit Crew.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
From Will and Woodies Pop Up Pit Crew to walk
in your grandma's people.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You really can get anything done with air Tasker, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
So we've hit our Air Tasker great website, and effectively
the idea is we we just both love the idea
of using that this is gun that they use during
you know, the big race that's on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, well, I think you in particular probably love that woods.
I mean, it's I'm on board. I'm on board. I'm
on board. I just like there's a child out of
the two of us, and I just like everybody to
know who that is.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's me, and I'm happy to play that part. I
just think it'd be a lot of fun to use
the gun. And I also think it'll be really easy,
so easy that I reckon if I tell Dad, hey, Dad,
can we can we catch up or whatever, we lure
him out of the house while he's busy. We I
think we can take off all four of his tires, right,
(15:26):
put new tires on, and then he comes back and
he has no idea.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He just gets back in his car drives off. That's
the that's the goal for mine, because I think we'll
be so good at this, and I don't think that's possible.
And I said, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So I said, what if we jump on an tasker
and find a whole bunch of people who have specific
skills that they can use to distract Dad.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yes, because if we've got time, then we can do
anything right. But right now we're going to need some
serious delay.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I also think, by.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
The way, I don't know if we can get a
mechanic or a carm person on air tasker, but we're
going to need one of them as well, because there's
no way that you to.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Take the tight like we're going to jack the car up. Yeah, yeah,
I hadn't thought at that and take the tires off.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I mean, like sure, we're not going to use that
one of those like ones that you with the with
the crucifix that you go about of the back of
your car to twist the tires, you know what I mean? Like, no,
we're going to need one of those like ones like
car jacks on.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The skateboard analy the guns. Did you did you when
you got the guns for the did you get it?
What are we calling that thing a universal jack? A
universal jack?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't know, industry standard jack. I got something I
don't know. I'm not really into cars.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Perfect sounds like that's covered. Let's go to Angela here
on thirteen one sixty five. Angela, what are you going
to be offering? What skill are you going to be offering?
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Guys, I'm going to be your baker, so I think
will it's set up a fake take stand and uh,
what your.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Favorite Steve loves Steve loves cakeel.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Just chocolate, Angela. If you do a chocolate cake, Ira,
this is and it's Angela. Will you be saying it's free?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
We'll be doing taste testing free.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh yeah, music to Dad's is that's good?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, that's awesome. That's good.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
So how long do you how many minutes do you
think Angela can buy.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Us twenty to twenty five minutes because you'll want to
you want to try every single cake.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Maybe that's good, Angela, bake a few. I would bake
a few different cakes with the taste testing.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got a lance in now lance.
What skill have you got that you want to op
to the mission.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I'm a gardener, so I've got a few things.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
Hevy, things to lift up to the back of the
plants or equipment, or that's great.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh if he can give you a hair he'll he'll
hate he'll hate that. But he's a he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So if you put it on truck trucky note, what's so, Tynes?
What's that? Does? Only one way to find out? I
reckon Lance, I might have to ask him any one
way to find out. Yeah, I think that's like Dad's
a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
He would struggle to say no, yeah, nice A bit
leverage that, so I think use that and then just
know though that while he's doing that, he'll be hating
every second of it, which is just that's just funny
for us to know. Adrian has called, Now, Adrian, what
skill have you got to add to the mission?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (18:22):
Mate, I'm a mechanic and I've got a carjack as well.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
How quick can you get a car in the air, Adrian?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Oh mate, a couple of minutes and we'll be done beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So so if you can get the car right up
and then so you're saying that will and I can
just get on the guns and removed all four wheels
without without rejacking, simple as that. Have you used one
of the guns before this gun? Have you used one
of those guns that removes tires?
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Of course it's part of our job.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So is that is that really easy?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
How many how much time is it going to take
Will and I to take off four tires a.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Couple of minutes?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I reckon, believe. So these all on.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Because we've got to We've got a cake baker, we've
got a gardener, and we've got a mechanic.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
All you get anything down, bloody earth, mate, let's go
to Jordan here. Jordan's what's skills you offer the prank?
I'm my dad, listen, listen, I can.
Speaker 10 (19:24):
I'm in sales, so I can tell ice to an escimo.
My mum tells me. So I'm going to be your
front guy. If you've got a position, I reckon, I
could buy you guys some time, you know, play him
in the right direction, you know, tell him how good years?
You know, you can do that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
So so just like if you just spark up a
conversation with dad, yeah, you reckon, you can just keep
him chatting for I.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
Reckon, we can just reading.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
We can tell him how good years.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
We'll just go with that.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
I'm watching the baker's work and the mechanics work.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Let's let's let's get you in there.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I could be your front guy. Do you need a
front man? You need a business?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You know what, I don't think we need it. I
like the idea of someone just starting a conversation with Dad.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
That is some of Danny Ocean And whoever Matt Damon
is has already been filled.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's your mate, right obviously you Clooney or Damon Clooney. Sorry, yeah,
you'd be Pitt. I'll take pit Yeah, anyone would.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Okay, Hey, just a quick reminder from Papa pit Stop
to walking your grandma's people.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
We can get anything done with their task. So we're
doing this. What day is it? We're gonna probably try
and do it on this week? Well yeah, this week.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Figure out before the race surely, and we've got to
figure out Dad's movements.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
All right, Well that's up for you. When you say we,
that sounds like it's your father job. I'll take that
job for Pitt. That's Brad Pitt. I'm getting a bit
confused with pit Stop and Brad Pitt now, so we
better drop that.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It is Will And what do you hope you're having
a brilliant tribe home?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Hey, right now, come on, we've thrown down the court
the woods. I mean we really have is the segment
on the line? Is the segment on the time? Now
it's tracking?
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Is it his phone? A line?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Along it?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Are you getting the track? Are you getting the tracking?
I get the tracking emails? Get the tracking emails? Cheering's
tracking well, some.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Confidential solely email that everyone gets as well, that I'm
not on.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No one trusts you in this company, no one.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Old loose lips over there, lips will make those jokes
on the email that we don't put you on.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What were the confidential songs this week? When are they
have no idea what you're talking about? Are you liars?
You liars? This is why we can't put him on
the email. Guys.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Anyway, this game's track, This is tracking, well, tracking was
tracking a lot of recall what else is tracking.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
The phone alone? Will's read it? Not so much, but
we're confident, will turn around confident. Anyway, you are trying
to convince us right now that you are in the
car with someone else.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
We decided someone else actually.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
There or you just putting on a voice. We got
Emerson here, high Emerson, and how old are you? Emerson?
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Eleven?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Eleven? Okay? This is this is this is believe. I
think you're a real person. But Emerson, who who are
you in the car with?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Molly?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Molly? Who's Molly?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
My friend from school?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Your friend? Okay? Could you throw Molly on the phone please?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
HII Hey Molly? How long have you been friends with Emerson?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
For? Two years?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Two years? Okay? You guys having having a play? Is
he going to Emerson's house for a play?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay? Cool? Whoa this is? Can I talk to Emerson again? Please? Molly? Okay? Hi? God,
the bit just got good, didn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I mean, just when, just when you thought you were
around and back in Hey, this is because the other
thing I'm considering here would and this was this is
outrageous and I don't think it's.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Ever been done before.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
In final line, what if Emerson and Molly both aren't
real and we've got an adult putting on two voices.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
To be extraordinary, that to be extraordinary, that like that's
never been done before, to be extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
And I'm I don't know why I'm leaning down that path.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I'm not, but I think I want to think about it.
I listen to my logic.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
There are two kids handing a phone around between them,
they're eleven?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Whose car are they in? Emerson? That Emerson? Who's driving
the car?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
My mom?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Can you put mom on the phone. I don't don't
break the guy. I'mum, Okay, you're real. Hand the phone
back to.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
The mom's doing the voice is what I'm saying, the
real player here.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
How much lift did you get last night? You are going?
It's not that into this, It's not that far fetched.
Do you want to? I mean, if you want to
roll with that guest, then I'm happy to get. What's
your name? Mum? How old? Emerson?
Speaker 9 (24:03):
Eleven?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
How old? And said that? And I know I'm just
double checking facts. You're right in it and I love it?
How old's Molly? Can we hear from can you? She's
eleven as well? Jules? Can you put the phone back
to Molly please?
Speaker 6 (24:19):
No problem?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Hi, Hey Molly a Molly? Just between us? What's Jules
is cooking?
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Amazing?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
M m Can I hear from Emerson and hand the
phone back to Emerson? Please?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Hi, Hey Emerson? What's the best meal that mum cooks?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Mm? Hmmm, poes.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Bloody julis?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh what's that for?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I just I'd love tacos, and I was a good
weekend to piece on Emerson's life for a second there,
It didn't get us any closer to the bit, mate,
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
What's your theory?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So your theory is Jules is putting on both voices
of the kids, Jewels leaning the car, and she's made
up to two children.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yes, okay, I think that's completely outrageous. But I think,
what do you think?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I think Jewels and Emerson are in a I think no,
I think they're all real. I think Jewels, Emerson, and
Molly are.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
All real people.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, I need some sort of drum roll here, because
this has been outstanding alone.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
This has been the best phone of line has been
for a long time. Segments.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But a bit of a drum roll, I think I'm
I think Emerson, you've got the phone Emerson revealed to
us is Mum and Molly reel nice.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
It's just non well, Molly was vague.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And well played. You two, well, don't guys you know
trying to dollars? Just been at the Hidigs Hotel.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hydik's hotels were fun of checks in and boredom checks out.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I think I've just made that credit up. No, search
Hijiingk's Hotels. Hey, congrats guys.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Thank you very well.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Play Do you listen to this bit every week? Emson?
I have you wanted to get through for a while
because you were good?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
And is there actually someone called Molly or to just
make it all up in your head?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Again, I know from my old school.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But yeah, well brilliant, are you actually having tacos tonight? Ah?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Well he's good, mate. I mean, if you're looking for
something to do when you grow older, identity theft, that
could be you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, what about that? About that?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Transport us into a conversation you might have with one
of your good friends, because I think we've all got
great tea about our ex on thirteen one oh six five?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Have you got some tea about your ex?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
T because the truth, you know, like a little bit
of gossip about someone that you used to date.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Something that's happened since you dated them, or just you
just had that tea that gossip broken.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Up, something that happened.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I think something that happened that since you've dated them,
for sure, but even just like something that they did
when you were dating them that you now look back
on and you were like, wow, that's really strange from
my ex used to do that.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Now I can't reveal what this is.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Would but you had to change the locks on your
house because of one of your exes.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Incorrect? The way there was a that was a mechanical issue.
Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Now, the reason we're talking about this is because creet
me if I'm wrong. Guys, But Brooklyn Beckham's ex has
shared her true feelings on.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
The Beckham and the Beckham Beckham family feud. Is that right? Analyzes?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, his girlfriend from when she was or she was
sixteen when they dated, and she's still hanging on to that.
She's still hanging on she's making comments to the media
giving insights into the relationship when she dated him.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
How many years ago? Wow?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Eleven years ago? She's twenty seven. Now she's got to
let it go. She's got to let it go. What
could she have possibly said that he prefers pepsi over
Coca cola?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What did she add to the conversation? No, come on, abay,
I'm interest did what was?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
What was?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What was her great insight? She had a lot to
provide about how she thinks that they'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Great, great, glad I told you there's a great storyboards.
There's just a really good gear in. There's a hot bit.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's a hot bit.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm telling you the Paul saw the media outlet that
had to fly out to go and see the extra
when he was in school and I got any comments
to make about the whole thing, and she goes, I
think they'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Now I've got a little bit of wild to tea
about it.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
A mates X we found out.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I think he was saying her for about six months
when one of my friends found out that she was
an adult film star.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, yes, okay, And we had to tell him that.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
So he didn't know that, right, No, he didn't know that,
and we didn't question how my friend found that out either.
But he just one time we were becoming a beer
and he was like, he actually called a meeting for it.
He was like, we need to catch up and talk
about he called a meeting. Yeah, he was like, only
of you guys for to have a beer at the
We were like, yeah, sure, whatever, and then he was
like the reason of us to catch up, I've just
(29:12):
found this out.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Do we tell our mate? Oh? Wow, okay, you are right.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
That's literally the storyline of the girl next door seen
that film? No, the guy finds out his next neighbors
in an adult film?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It leads to a whole bunch of really comedic moments,
but the one for me, And again, this is a
story about a friend. When I make that very clear
story about a friend. So this friend of mine found
out the girl that he was seeing for.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Six months six months to a year.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah shit, Well he found out later after they had
finished dating that she was how do I say this?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
She was selling contraband she was she was?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
How did he not realize in the time with our dating?
Never asked him that?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
He just I had this conversation with him and he
was just like, no, at the time, I had no idea,
you know, he said.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
He looks back on it now and goes like, oh, yeah,
that makes sense, but like.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Well that's often the way, isn't it? The relationship? And
you go, whoa, that was a bit strange that they
did that. That explains that I actually I actually had
an ex who used to feed her dog. I mean,
this is you know, scale down from selling contrapanded being
in adult films, But this is the sort of tea.
You might want to share about your ex because it
might just be like a little pet peeve you had
about the more niggles, something that annoyed you.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
She used to feed, She used to her dog.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
She used to give bottled water, bottled water.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
And exclusively every arm the most expensive bottled water you
could find the dog, and she'd keep it in the fridge,
so chilled evy ar and water.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
With the dog. Know, like, get this man Franklin.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, she said it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
She wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
It would't touch it if get the Franklin out of here.
So it might be something like that, you know, evy
and backwards spells.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Nai. I think everyone knows that. Mate.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
We'll take your calls up next thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
My dinner party. Fun fact. Yeah, because like you're an
idiot for mine bottled water, and you're an idiot for
thinking that's a thing a.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Friend of mine, and I will again this is a friend.
He was seeing someone for three to four months, so
it wasn't a long relationship. But one time he had
like a couple of times he had a sleepover or whatever,
except on one of these particular occasions, he woke up
at two thirty in the morning, and then was like,
oh god, you know two the morning. Looked over and
the girl right eye bushy towld just was staring at him.
(31:33):
Oh yeah, and he was and he was like and
he was like, hey, what's going on? And she was
like no, nothing, And I was like, oh you just
you know, what do you do? I mean sorry? The
friend was like, damn it, friend, the friend's friend of mine.
I was just putting myself in the first person, sell
tell the story better. And the friend of mine said,
(31:53):
what are you doing? App And she was like, oh,
I don't sleep. She this This friend of mine was
day in a vampire. Let's go to let's go to
Lisa here. I'm six five.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Vampire.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
That's pretty wild man, that's good take. That's a good
friend of mine was if anyone's ex was a kleptomaniac.
Found that out after about a month, that's someone who steals,
addicted to stealing. Oh what do you steal?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
What's one of the things. I think I don't think
had anything message from him.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I think it was their friends started noticing things were missing,
and then he found one of the things in her handbag.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
You were done to go once. Who was taking your undesign.
Let's go to Lisa, Lisa. Lisa wasn't doing a vampire
Lisa as a friend of mine. Lisa, You've got a
story about your mum.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yes, so moms have spent number three went on a
Saturday morning to get some cigarettes on the milk bar
and didn't come home. And on a Sunday she got
a phone call. He was in Italy with some random woman.
Oh wow, and she took him back. No, and the
(33:05):
woman kept on calling her at two three o'clock in
the morning of the second night. You know, Oh, I
miss Victor so much? Or she was kind to my
mother here?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Wow? Oh no, so so sorry. Is your mother still
with Victor? No?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
No, he died.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh not.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Every day you get a triple gold medalist on the
show woulds World champion fifty and one hundred meters and
also a friend of ours Brontie Campbell on Willin Woody welcome, Brian, Hello.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Well hello Woody.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Nice to see you.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Vote now.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
We've held back on top of this chat in the
song because I really want to ask you about it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
The wedding. Yes, it looks epic. Where are you are
you in Venice. Is that where the photo is? That?
Is that where the photo is?
Speaker 7 (33:54):
No, the wedding was in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Where's this? Where's this? Glorious? The job that you're on?
That's age? Where did where did Benfield propose to you?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
He did propose in Venice.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, that's the photo. I'm looking at it. That's that's
pretty hot as surely.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Yeah it was. It was pretty special.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
We did a small ceremony in Palm Beach with just
my family, and then a week later we did a
larger reception with everyone, and we made it a white party,
so I wasn't the only one in white.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
It was all of us. It was very fun.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, so you're in a white dress and then everyone
else is in white as well?
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Is it to make you obviously changed into some color
later so I could just stand out even more?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
And I'm reading here there was a certain theme to
your bridle shower? Is that right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
It was the It was the funeral of my single life,
so everyone was dressed in their most kitchy black outfits,
which was very silly. I mean it's especially silly because
Benfield and I have been dating for ten years, so
I haven't been single for ten years, but never let
the truth get in the way of a good theme.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Was there a eulogy? Did anyone give a eulogy at
the death of your single life Brontie?
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Oh, they should have. We didn't get that far.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
So were they're like, where was there? Like it was funny.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
So the night actually before my wedding, I'm not sure
if my wife knows this, but me and my groomsmen
had a fire ceremony where it was where it was
kind of like it was it was a kind of
weeding to bring up but they brought up my ex
my ex part I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Know, I don't know how much of this you're going
to reveal.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
They brought up partners and it was like they're done,
but it's also a good time to recognize them, which
I thought was a bit strange.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
The night before my wedding, I loved that is weird
it was it was it was a weird.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Moment when we was like the night before my wedding,
someone said, let's talk about your ex'es.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Well it was enjoyable, but you know, after about ten hours,
I was like, ah, we are running out of people
to get through here. Now let's talk more about you, Bronti,
because I can torch Woody for the rest of the show.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
That's my job. But you have got some really cool
stuff going on.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
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you guys can check this out earthletiquer dot com if
you're going see Bronte's new gear.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
This looks hip like, seriously cool.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
And as a person who probably spent most of her
teenage and adult life in some form of tightly gripping clothing,
I imagine you are the absolute expert on what to
make here.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
I'm so glad you love it because it is only
for women at the moment. But if you like it already,
will this is great news.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
We can send you some. It's very supportive, so I
think you would really like it, I think.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
But I'm so proud of this. Athletica came out of
a few things. As you say, I've worn active where
my whole life, and when I first found out that
most active wear is made from one hundred percent new plastic,
I was like, surely there's a better alternative here, and
I couldn't really find it. The natural fibers that I tried,
they either didn't hold up for long enough. They deteriorated quickly,
(36:55):
or they'll get really soggy and sweaty during my big workouts.
So we've started with recycled fibers and we keep innovating.
We're finding these really cool plant based elastanes that we're
weaving into fabric and seeing what we can do there.
So we make everything using recycled fabric first, and that's
that's really important because the bigger brands are seeing a
(37:18):
few things. Maybe they do one collection or like one
item out of fifty thousand, and that doesn't really solve
the problem. You have to build it, like into your
supply chain from the ground up. And like the big companies,
I'm not necessarily having a go at them. They are
trying new technologies, but when their supply chain is so
big and unwieldy and entrenched, it's just really hard for
(37:39):
them to change the entire thing. Whereas us building it
from the ground up, it does make it a lot
easier for us to scale when we've built it into
our systems from the start.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
It's cool.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It's amazing that you've got the earthletica to wear now, Bronte,
because I imagine it started getting I mean, Matbe, you
tell me, is it weird to go down to the
beach in Sydney wearing your Australian kit when you want
to go for a swim?
Speaker 7 (38:01):
I can safely say I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I Mate, you wore it at the wedding. We know
you're like the out fit change into.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
It was my green and gold swimmers.
Speaker 8 (38:12):
That's exactly what I wore halfway through, just in case
people didn't know what I.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Did for a living.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Here it is congratulations on making something so cool, so accessible,
environmentally friendly activewear in a world where everything else is
made with plastics.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Wellnime mate.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Earthletica dot com is where you can go and see
Bronchie Campbell's brand new range of active where Brontie thanks
for joining us.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Thank you so much.