April 14, 2026 • 17 mins
Some of our favourite bits for the Easter break.
- We listen we don't judge
- Love Island casting
- The mineral pool
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Ap the Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I just want to start something new on the show,
which full disclosure is already a social media like trennomenon,
so we are just stealing it, but we're taking it
to the radio show. It's called we listen, We don't judge, okay.
So basically, I'm about to tell you something now, which
in other circumstances might frustrate you'll get you angry, and
(00:48):
might lead you to want to judge me.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Harshly yes, or react.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
But we're in a space where we listen, so.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're telling me the thing, and then where you say
we listen, we don't judge.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Listen, we don't judge, but I need your words, so like, yeah,
you're going is it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just you saying the thing this time around? Or do
I get one as well?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll let you feel it, let you feel it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'd like to offer one, Okay, I listen, I listen, Yeah,
don't listen, I don't judge.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So the White Laws have got worms? Okay, So that
that's not the story. The White Laws.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We've got worms, all right, we've all got it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wow, you currently have worms.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
We've all got it for We listen, We listen. We
we don't laugh either, We listen.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay, okay, when did you figure that out? Today? The
first thing I want to say, how long did you know?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
For? How long were you waiting for?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Not me, I haven't been You've got it, don't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Remy's been itching a lot, like in the Remy's been itching.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We know where it is, mate, we know that so
like and we were like, oh, she's just been a kid,
she's just exploring whatever. But it's been going for a while.
So to be honest with you, we may have had
worms for a month or so.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Remy's got them. Remy has definitely definitely got them.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So we had our first little visit to the chemist
as a family this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Firstly, the worm chockies are delicious, so.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh, you're back on them. I thought they were great
about a double dose? So have you got them?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So we're not sure?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So okay, it is Mimi, itaching.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I's going to remind you. Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh hey, we listen, We listen, We listen. We don't judge.
Mims have got the placebo going on.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's really.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's like when someone says that someone slipped and dog poo,
everyone immediately thinks it's there.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Always thinks she's got whatever the thing is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
When had lives before, you're every itch, you just like,
it's on me, it's on me. So you don't know
with him just yet. Now, can I tell you something
interesting about this? Was it interesting or is it slightly judgmental?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's not judgmental at all.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So both my parents are in medicine, so everything becomes
quite like, quite clinical when it comes to things medically
within our in when I was growing up, So there's
no like, there's no barriers. Dad just sort of treats
everything as a bit of a clinic. Sure, an issue.
He's just like, let's just get down to the nuts
and bolts of this. Stop being embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
So the way that you actually figure out whether you've
got them or not?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh, please tell me? So do want to do it? Jimmy, No,
it right now. I can't do it to you now,
so close set.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So Firstly, firstly, the first thing you should know is
you can only do it at night.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They come out, they.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Move at night, they don't move during the day.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's why the pharmacist says, is she itching at night?
Because I was like, that's a weird question to answer.
They're nocturnal, so they move at night.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So right now they're sleeping.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
So the way that you actually see them, that you'll
see them. This is what Dad used to do to
us when we were kids. Just you gotta get a torch,
and she's just got to Yeah, she would just have
to bend over and you just you just get in
there and have a look.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hong gonna may come out. Yeah you're kidding, no, and
you'll see them turn the lights off, seeing and find
the sun's not down yet.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, so do that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, Okay, No, I've got a torch.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm sure that wasn't the issue. That was the question.
I'm sure you've got a George.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Woods junior producer Analysa's brother Josh has a dream and
that dream is to be on Love Island. So we
we had this information and we were a bit naughty.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, we had a little bit too much fun with it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We have been pranking him, making him believe that the
casting agent of Love Island.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Has been speaking to him because they're thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
To be fair to Josh, Yeah, I know lots of
people who have seen this online.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Jennie Bruces, digital producer Dart.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
She just showed me the video popped off online, Sophie
Monk pranking him, So there was a there's like a
real sense of legitimacy to this prank call when the
host and the actual host of the show calls you,
so like credit, Like I can't see myself not believing
it that a Love Island producer would call me after
(05:43):
Sophie Monk called me, and the Sophie Monk call was legit, so.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's totally popped up to take it right, to take
it right to the start, Josh. Josh said to Annale's
can you give this photo of me to Sophie Monk
and can you also give her my number? Right, that's
how this whole thing started. So as soon as you're
doing something arrogant like that, of course we're going to
destroy you on this show. So yes, Sophie called him
made him feel very uncomfortable. It was very funny, as
(06:07):
Weill said, go and watch it on the Instagram or TikTok,
Will and Woody, but then we just wanted to crush
him a little bit further.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Great body as well.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He must be said the photo that he sent beautiful body.
Wanted Sophie to see a beautiful body. He's been working hard.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Arms.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You could set your watch too, like really gorgeous had muscles?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Wre I did?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No muscles could be yes anyway, we just wanted to
take a bit further. So that's when button push Tommy,
you stepped up and you pretended to be a casting
director for Love Island McCall.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And then he talked himself up. What would you.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Say is your best physical feature?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Good question.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Maybe my arms, my eyes, my arms, just my body
all the way overall.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Really, I think I'll just take care of myself pretty well,
body all the way, baby the way. And you need like,
let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Around the villa you're in, you're in your board shorts,
maybe your speedo, so bot it's important, So tick right,
I assume he's straight, Josh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, Analys
has gone yep.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
We're getting some thumbs up from maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
So then we called him live on the radio show
because he so he was sitting on that for forty
eight hours and he was like he was texting Analys,
he was texting his mom saying, I can't believe it's happening,
like they're interested in me doing the new season. So
we we had to take him off the hook, and
we caught him live on the show yesterday and revealed
to him that it was us.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Josh, Josh Wheeling, Woody.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Are you I'm coming in?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm gonna come in.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
The slight voice break really gets me.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
There, can I hear that one more time?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm coming in, Josh Wheeling Woody.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Are you I'm coming in?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I'm gonna come in.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So we are feeling a little bit guilty though, because
we're playing with a guy's dream.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So look a lot of guilt now.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Like obviously it worked beautifully, it was very funny yesterday,
but we do feel bad. And also so we've just
come to realize that it would just be so good
if he actually was in the new season of Love Island,
because then we could watch him. We think he'd be extraordinary,
and then it would alleviate some of our guilt. So
we have got the executive producer of Love Violence on
(08:24):
the show right now, Alex.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Hello, hello, the actual real one this time actually for real.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
That's it, So Alex, before we get into this, So
you were on I A sleb wil Woods was in there.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
That's when we met correct correct, So I made the
mistake of putting Woody in the jungle.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Still regretting that one, I was going to say, I
don't think we've really had this chat, was it?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Was there anything that I mean, obviously, as a casting
director working on any of any of these shows, you'd
see some pretty wild stuff. Is there any stuff from
behind the scenes that you saw as producers of Woody
that you regret seeing?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Look, I'm just going to say that his what was
the theme, Tim Woods? What was it? Wood How did
it go?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Can you remember you need wood?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Then you probably should get wood with Woody.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I'm going to say that by the time we heard
that for the forty seventh time, I don't know it
did the rounds and a few drunken the Crue nights.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's just let's just wow.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay off, mate, Let's focus on Love Island now, because
I think you're across the fact that we've been pranking
Analysa's brother Josh about getting on the show. We actually
really like the idea of him beinging on the new season,
and we saw that you actually started casting for the
(09:41):
new season. On Valentine's Day, we did, what what have
we got to do to get Josh on the new season?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Well, look, it's not what you have to do. I
mean you've kind of done your job. You've put put
him in front and center. It's what he's got to
do now, he's got to I mean, it's more than
just looking at a photo and hearing a couple of
grabs on the radio, you know, like I need to
know that he is his heart is open to finding love.
I mean that's obviously, of course, one of the most
warned things. He's obviously very hot, which is a big,
(10:12):
a big tick. He's got to be up for having
a laugh because you know, it is a funny show
and we will take the piss out of them, you know,
the Voice of Artist does all that. They've got to
have a thick skin. Yeah, they've got to be funny
because funny wins every single time. They've got to be
psychologically robust because it takes it. You know, it takes
a pretty hard mental person to go into the Love
(10:32):
Island villa and have people comment on the way they
look in the.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Way of course.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, you know, when we need to we need to
put him through the ringer here, and then we need
to do like a proper, proper audition.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Is there a chance you're getting on?
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Yeah, there's always absolutely is a chance. Like I said,
we opened the casting last week, we've already been bowled over.
I mean, it's surprising how many smoking hot people are.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
A tough job you've got sound more surprising how they're
all single? I don't Yeah, yeah, what does it involve?
What is the current audition process involved? Because image like,
actually first question is how many applications are you currently
sitting on? Vaguely keeping in mind the applications have been
(11:14):
open for a week, like.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
A couple of thousands, no more than a couple of thousands,
But they've only.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Been open for a week, so they've been over a week.
You had a couple of thousand already. So I imagine
there's a screening process which is basically how sicky are you?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do you get past that?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Which is there is?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
And I love that you're being open about how shallow
that is as well.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Around so are you're smoking heart?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Stage one? What's stage two? And stage three?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
What stage two and stage three is the talk test?
I mean it's a reality TV show, you have to
sit in the beach hut and you've got to open
your open your heart out. So when I ask you
when was your last hook up? I don't want to
hear last Wednesday with some bird I don't remember a name.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I want to hear.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
And I was wearing my best shirt and I went
to this club and I ordered this drink and I start.
I was met across the dance law and like, I
want to hear details, the details, love story, Alex.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Would you would you be would you be open to
doing like a lie of talk test with Josh on
the show?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
So open, so open to it? I mean if if
he makes it, then you guys are doing my job
for me, because you would not believe how hard it
is to find twenty five smoking up people that can
talk they want to be on television.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, so if you can.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Tick one box on me, and plus, blokes are much
harder to find than girls, much harder traditionally because blokes
generally can't talk very well. As we all know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, this bloke is a great talker and you'll find
that out on the show.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Let's let's let's lock in the time.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So great behind the scenes that we're going to hear
what the audition process is like.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
We're going to do a talk test with Josh and
the ep Alex. Thank you so much, pleasure, been loving
to meet you. Thanks again for coming on the show.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Mate. There you go. So he's a casting director of
Love on Alex. There ab, Have you got Josh's number?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We plugging it, okay because was listening to that.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I don't think he was.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I didn't tell him to listen.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I think it can recalled and just yeah, I just
want to give a call to tell him that this might.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Be a thing for him.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
What do you have to tonight? Sorry, Matt, what are
you up to tonight?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You a pad? Love Island reruns?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Obviously, the last season was actually unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
This isn't a sponsor bit though, by the way, but
the last season was does feel a lot like it's
it's not it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's sure. So if you didn't say like only come
on the show, if you.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Sorry, Yeah, you're live, You're live on air, you live
on el.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Josh when not pranking you, and I promise you, I
promise you on my on my two daughters lives that
I'm telling you the truth right now. We just spoke
to the executive producer of Love Island and he is
open to doing like he calls it a talk test
with you live on the show.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah, it sounds like a plan.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You're keen.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Why is there an echo where you are?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
I'm hanging on two seconds.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I've just got my headphone.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Are you Are you in the toilet and you hear
me out? I'm not telling you this what's going on?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I know you don't, but we're here now and I've
walked in. You've been caught talking about something.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
It's clearly embarrassing you for you because I asked what's
going on and you have shut down.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You've told Bud and pushing Tom.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Which I trusted you, Tom, I trusted you. I came
to you with in confidence and you have you have
now forced me into this situation where now only am
I telling will because I was worried about you finding
out and now everyone needs to.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Want a stereotype.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
But I feel like you would you would have told
something to Tom which you wouldn't tell to me.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yes, if it was an assault on your masculinity.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh, this is an aggressive assault on my masculinity.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You know, both new age men. It's all good.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What's up? I like this day.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I like part of me to remain in the old age.
But I'm I'm fast becoming. I am a sensitive new
age guy. Yeah, okay, so is that bad?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No, well that first half making it sound a bad Okay,
first half, not bad at all. I'm getting swimming lessons.
I want to get swimming lessons.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's not that's not even the bad fit. That's not embarrassing.
But I'm quite proud of that. I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Where you're going, I can teach you.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You're not teaching me.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, let me teach you.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
There's no world.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Let me teach you.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Listening to you barking instructure. Let me teach you way.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'll treat you like a child, a good way, exactly, exactly. No, No,
I'm a great swim teach.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You want to make a clear I know how to swim,
not really, I need to get technique. I don't have
any technique, and I sink and I don't know how
to kick.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And how can't I teach you?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't want you to. I would hate that.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I'm sorry, will you let's be a cycling coach.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
If I got into cycling, absolutely i'd be like, hey, man,
can we go for a ride and you can show
me the ropes?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Very well, No I would. I would have fair enough. Imagine.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's not the embarrassing Are you sure we can't get Yeah,
I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You're not coaching me or teaching me.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So the more embarrassing part about it is that, unfortunately
I shared with that but Tommy that I had just
been rejected from the adult class that I wanted to.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Engage in whom rejected this they're booked out.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh because I wasn't like a membership or something.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, no, no, no, They're like, there's a twofol, there's a
specific adult class that is booked out that I can't
get into.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And Tommy he's had the same reaction.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
He's like booked out adult classes, like, how many adults
are getting swimming lessons? And I said to him, well,
as you know, I don't. I don't love chloring. So
I was booking myself in for a mineral pool. What
(17:10):
very special mineral pool, very special mineral it's near my place.
It's like around the corner from mine. I bumped into
other day. Couldnt believe it. I was like, oh my god,
it's a mineral pool.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I hate lawing.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I've tried to I've written them an email anyway my
daughter can get in there.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So she'll be doing lessons at the mineral pool.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And I've just written back asking for private lessons at
the mineral pool.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Wow. Yeah, that's fair enough. Fair enough. You didn't want
that on air.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
It's embarrassing here we are.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
It is embarrassing, Yes, embarrassing one on one adult swim
lessons in a mineral pool.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's really that's.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, it's rock bottom, I know.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
And you're asking your daughter to go to the same
place as you do.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She's booked in.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
The idea was that we'd go back to back, so
I was like, can we get some sort of arrangement going, well,
my daughter does a lesson and then I do a lesson.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, and then no, they said no,
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Ap the Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I just want to start something new on the show,
which full disclosure is already a social media like trennomenon,
so we are just stealing it, but we're taking it
to the radio show. It's called we listen, We don't judge, okay.
So basically, I'm about to tell you something now, which
in other circumstances might frustrate you'll get you angry, and
(00:48):
might lead you to want to judge me.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Harshly yes, or react.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
But we're in a space where we listen, so.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're telling me the thing, and then where you say
we listen, we don't judge.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Listen, we don't judge, but I need your words, so like, yeah,
you're going is it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just you saying the thing this time around? Or do
I get one as well?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll let you feel it, let you feel it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'd like to offer one, Okay, I listen, I listen, Yeah,
don't listen, I don't judge.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So the White Laws have got worms? Okay, So that
that's not the story. The White Laws.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We've got worms, all right, we've all got it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wow, you currently have worms.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
We've all got it for We listen, We listen. We
we don't laugh either, We listen.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay, okay, when did you figure that out? Today? The
first thing I want to say, how long did you know?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
For? How long were you waiting for?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Not me, I haven't been You've got it, don't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Remy's been itching a lot, like in the Remy's been itching.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We know where it is, mate, we know that so
like and we were like, oh, she's just been a kid,
she's just exploring whatever. But it's been going for a while.
So to be honest with you, we may have had
worms for a month or so.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Remy's got them. Remy has definitely definitely got them.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So we had our first little visit to the chemist
as a family this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Firstly, the worm chockies are delicious, so.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh, you're back on them. I thought they were great
about a double dose? So have you got them?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So we're not sure?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So okay, it is Mimi, itaching.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I's going to remind you. Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh hey, we listen, We listen, We listen. We don't judge.
Mims have got the placebo going on.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's really.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's like when someone says that someone slipped and dog poo,
everyone immediately thinks it's there.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Always thinks she's got whatever the thing is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
When had lives before, you're every itch, you just like,
it's on me, it's on me. So you don't know
with him just yet. Now, can I tell you something
interesting about this? Was it interesting or is it slightly judgmental?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's not judgmental at all.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So both my parents are in medicine, so everything becomes
quite like, quite clinical when it comes to things medically
within our in when I was growing up, So there's
no like, there's no barriers. Dad just sort of treats
everything as a bit of a clinic. Sure, an issue.
He's just like, let's just get down to the nuts
and bolts of this. Stop being embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
So the way that you actually figure out whether you've
got them or not?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh, please tell me? So do want to do it? Jimmy, No,
it right now. I can't do it to you now,
so close set.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So Firstly, firstly, the first thing you should know is
you can only do it at night.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They come out, they.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Move at night, they don't move during the day.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's why the pharmacist says, is she itching at night?
Because I was like, that's a weird question to answer.
They're nocturnal, so they move at night.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So right now they're sleeping.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
So the way that you actually see them, that you'll
see them. This is what Dad used to do to
us when we were kids. Just you gotta get a torch,
and she's just got to Yeah, she would just have
to bend over and you just you just get in
there and have a look.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hong gonna may come out. Yeah you're kidding, no, and
you'll see them turn the lights off, seeing and find
the sun's not down yet.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, so do that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, Okay, No, I've got a torch.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm sure that wasn't the issue. That was the question.
I'm sure you've got a George.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Woods junior producer Analysa's brother Josh has a dream and
that dream is to be on Love Island. So we
we had this information and we were a bit naughty.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, we had a little bit too much fun with it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We have been pranking him, making him believe that the
casting agent of Love Island.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Has been speaking to him because they're thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
To be fair to Josh, Yeah, I know lots of
people who have seen this online.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Jennie Bruces, digital producer Dart.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
She just showed me the video popped off online, Sophie
Monk pranking him, So there was a there's like a
real sense of legitimacy to this prank call when the
host and the actual host of the show calls you,
so like credit, Like I can't see myself not believing
it that a Love Island producer would call me after
(05:43):
Sophie Monk called me, and the Sophie Monk call was legit, so.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's totally popped up to take it right, to take
it right to the start, Josh. Josh said to Annale's
can you give this photo of me to Sophie Monk
and can you also give her my number? Right, that's
how this whole thing started. So as soon as you're
doing something arrogant like that, of course we're going to
destroy you on this show. So yes, Sophie called him
made him feel very uncomfortable. It was very funny, as
(06:07):
Weill said, go and watch it on the Instagram or TikTok,
Will and Woody, but then we just wanted to crush
him a little bit further.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Great body as well.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He must be said the photo that he sent beautiful body.
Wanted Sophie to see a beautiful body. He's been working hard.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Arms.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You could set your watch too, like really gorgeous had muscles?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Wre I did?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No muscles could be yes anyway, we just wanted to
take a bit further. So that's when button push Tommy,
you stepped up and you pretended to be a casting
director for Love Island McCall.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And then he talked himself up. What would you.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Say is your best physical feature?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Good question.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Maybe my arms, my eyes, my arms, just my body
all the way overall.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Really, I think I'll just take care of myself pretty well,
body all the way, baby the way. And you need like,
let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Around the villa you're in, you're in your board shorts,
maybe your speedo, so bot it's important, So tick right,
I assume he's straight, Josh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, Analys
has gone yep.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
We're getting some thumbs up from maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
So then we called him live on the radio show
because he so he was sitting on that for forty
eight hours and he was like he was texting Analys,
he was texting his mom saying, I can't believe it's happening,
like they're interested in me doing the new season. So
we we had to take him off the hook, and
we caught him live on the show yesterday and revealed
to him that it was us.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Josh, Josh Wheeling, Woody.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Are you I'm coming in?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm gonna come in.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
The slight voice break really gets me.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
There, can I hear that one more time?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm coming in, Josh Wheeling Woody.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Are you I'm coming in?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I'm gonna come in.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So we are feeling a little bit guilty though, because
we're playing with a guy's dream.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So look a lot of guilt now.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Like obviously it worked beautifully, it was very funny yesterday,
but we do feel bad. And also so we've just
come to realize that it would just be so good
if he actually was in the new season of Love Island,
because then we could watch him. We think he'd be extraordinary,
and then it would alleviate some of our guilt. So
we have got the executive producer of Love Violence on
(08:24):
the show right now, Alex.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Hello, hello, the actual real one this time actually for real.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
That's it, So Alex, before we get into this, So
you were on I A sleb wil Woods was in there.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
That's when we met correct correct, So I made the
mistake of putting Woody in the jungle.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Still regretting that one, I was going to say, I
don't think we've really had this chat, was it?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Was there anything that I mean, obviously, as a casting
director working on any of any of these shows, you'd
see some pretty wild stuff. Is there any stuff from
behind the scenes that you saw as producers of Woody
that you regret seeing?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Look, I'm just going to say that his what was
the theme, Tim Woods? What was it? Wood How did
it go?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Can you remember you need wood?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Then you probably should get wood with Woody.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I'm going to say that by the time we heard
that for the forty seventh time, I don't know it
did the rounds and a few drunken the Crue nights.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's just let's just wow.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay off, mate, Let's focus on Love Island now, because
I think you're across the fact that we've been pranking
Analysa's brother Josh about getting on the show. We actually
really like the idea of him beinging on the new season,
and we saw that you actually started casting for the
(09:41):
new season. On Valentine's Day, we did, what what have
we got to do to get Josh on the new season?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Well, look, it's not what you have to do. I
mean you've kind of done your job. You've put put
him in front and center. It's what he's got to
do now, he's got to I mean, it's more than
just looking at a photo and hearing a couple of
grabs on the radio, you know, like I need to
know that he is his heart is open to finding love.
I mean that's obviously, of course, one of the most
warned things. He's obviously very hot, which is a big,
(10:12):
a big tick. He's got to be up for having
a laugh because you know, it is a funny show
and we will take the piss out of them, you know,
the Voice of Artist does all that. They've got to
have a thick skin. Yeah, they've got to be funny
because funny wins every single time. They've got to be
psychologically robust because it takes it. You know, it takes
a pretty hard mental person to go into the Love
(10:32):
Island villa and have people comment on the way they
look in the.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Way of course.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, you know, when we need to we need to
put him through the ringer here, and then we need
to do like a proper, proper audition.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Is there a chance you're getting on?
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Yeah, there's always absolutely is a chance. Like I said,
we opened the casting last week, we've already been bowled over.
I mean, it's surprising how many smoking hot people are.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
A tough job you've got sound more surprising how they're
all single? I don't Yeah, yeah, what does it involve?
What is the current audition process involved? Because image like,
actually first question is how many applications are you currently
sitting on? Vaguely keeping in mind the applications have been
(11:14):
open for a week, like.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
A couple of thousands, no more than a couple of thousands,
But they've only.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Been open for a week, so they've been over a week.
You had a couple of thousand already. So I imagine
there's a screening process which is basically how sicky are you?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do you get past that?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Which is there is?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
And I love that you're being open about how shallow
that is as well.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Around so are you're smoking heart?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Stage one? What's stage two? And stage three?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
What stage two and stage three is the talk test?
I mean it's a reality TV show, you have to
sit in the beach hut and you've got to open
your open your heart out. So when I ask you
when was your last hook up? I don't want to
hear last Wednesday with some bird I don't remember a name.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I want to hear.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
And I was wearing my best shirt and I went
to this club and I ordered this drink and I start.
I was met across the dance law and like, I
want to hear details, the details, love story, Alex.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Would you would you be would you be open to
doing like a lie of talk test with Josh on
the show?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
So open, so open to it? I mean if if
he makes it, then you guys are doing my job
for me, because you would not believe how hard it
is to find twenty five smoking up people that can
talk they want to be on television.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, so if you can.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Tick one box on me, and plus, blokes are much
harder to find than girls, much harder traditionally because blokes
generally can't talk very well. As we all know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, this bloke is a great talker and you'll find
that out on the show.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Let's let's let's lock in the time.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So great behind the scenes that we're going to hear
what the audition process is like.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
We're going to do a talk test with Josh and
the ep Alex. Thank you so much, pleasure, been loving
to meet you. Thanks again for coming on the show.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Mate. There you go. So he's a casting director of
Love on Alex. There ab, Have you got Josh's number?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We plugging it, okay because was listening to that.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I don't think he was.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I didn't tell him to listen.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I think it can recalled and just yeah, I just
want to give a call to tell him that this might.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Be a thing for him.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
What do you have to tonight? Sorry, Matt, what are
you up to tonight?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You a pad? Love Island reruns?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Obviously, the last season was actually unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
This isn't a sponsor bit though, by the way, but
the last season was does feel a lot like it's
it's not it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's sure. So if you didn't say like only come
on the show, if you.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Sorry, Yeah, you're live, You're live on air, you live
on el.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Josh when not pranking you, and I promise you, I
promise you on my on my two daughters lives that
I'm telling you the truth right now. We just spoke
to the executive producer of Love Island and he is
open to doing like he calls it a talk test
with you live on the show.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah, it sounds like a plan.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You're keen.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Why is there an echo where you are?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
I'm hanging on two seconds.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I've just got my headphone.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Are you Are you in the toilet and you hear
me out? I'm not telling you this what's going on?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I know you don't, but we're here now and I've
walked in. You've been caught talking about something.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
It's clearly embarrassing you for you because I asked what's
going on and you have shut down.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You've told Bud and pushing Tom.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Which I trusted you, Tom, I trusted you. I came
to you with in confidence and you have you have
now forced me into this situation where now only am
I telling will because I was worried about you finding
out and now everyone needs to.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Want a stereotype.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
But I feel like you would you would have told
something to Tom which you wouldn't tell to me.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yes, if it was an assault on your masculinity.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh, this is an aggressive assault on my masculinity.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You know, both new age men. It's all good.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What's up? I like this day.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I like part of me to remain in the old age.
But I'm I'm fast becoming. I am a sensitive new
age guy. Yeah, okay, so is that bad?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No, well that first half making it sound a bad Okay,
first half, not bad at all. I'm getting swimming lessons.
I want to get swimming lessons.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's not that's not even the bad fit. That's not embarrassing.
But I'm quite proud of that. I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Where you're going, I can teach you.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You're not teaching me.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, let me teach you.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
There's no world.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Let me teach you.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Listening to you barking instructure. Let me teach you way.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'll treat you like a child, a good way, exactly, exactly. No, No,
I'm a great swim teach.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You want to make a clear I know how to swim,
not really, I need to get technique. I don't have
any technique, and I sink and I don't know how
to kick.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And how can't I teach you?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't want you to. I would hate that.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I'm sorry, will you let's be a cycling coach.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
If I got into cycling, absolutely i'd be like, hey, man,
can we go for a ride and you can show
me the ropes?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Very well, No I would. I would have fair enough. Imagine.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's not the embarrassing Are you sure we can't get Yeah,
I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
You're not coaching me or teaching me.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So the more embarrassing part about it is that, unfortunately
I shared with that but Tommy that I had just
been rejected from the adult class that I wanted to.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Engage in whom rejected this they're booked out.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh because I wasn't like a membership or something.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, no, no, no, They're like, there's a twofol, there's a
specific adult class that is booked out that I can't
get into.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And Tommy he's had the same reaction.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
He's like booked out adult classes, like, how many adults
are getting swimming lessons? And I said to him, well,
as you know, I don't. I don't love chloring. So
I was booking myself in for a mineral pool. What
(17:10):
very special mineral pool, very special mineral it's near my place.
It's like around the corner from mine. I bumped into
other day. Couldnt believe it. I was like, oh my god,
it's a mineral pool.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I hate lawing.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I've tried to I've written them an email anyway my
daughter can get in there.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
So she'll be doing lessons at the mineral pool.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And I've just written back asking for private lessons at
the mineral pool.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Wow. Yeah, that's fair enough. Fair enough. You didn't want
that on air.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
It's embarrassing here we are.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
It is embarrassing, Yes, embarrassing one on one adult swim
lessons in a mineral pool.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's really that's.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, it's rock bottom, I know.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
And you're asking your daughter to go to the same
place as you do.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She's booked in.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
The idea was that we'd go back to back, so
I was like, can we get some sort of arrangement going, well,
my daughter does a lesson and then I do a lesson.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, and then no, they said no,
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