March 26, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Let's get into the budget.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Well, the Betty Bud as the kids call it, the
Betty Bud, the Fetty Bard's hot.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's dropped.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I didn't know that, that's what and like without going
to kids are good days days? Aren't they loving the
new terms? I was sure about snatched outside, that's.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
A new term.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Someone can be snatched, Anthony, I asked the women snatched
is Anthony ALBANIZI snatched?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Get No, people misunderstood what what snatched is. Anyway, Fetty Bud,
let's get back on that.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Who's the Who's the treasurer of these days? Because he
handed it down obviously, Jim Charmers, his Charmers snatched, isn't he.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Is?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Open He's more snatched than Anthony Albaniz.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, I think he's one of the more snatched Polleys.
He is for sure anyway, definitely on the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's cute. He would win most snatched men on cabinet.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I think most years we know they've got that award.
Betty Bud, Betty Bud, Betty Bud. Now I'm not going
to do I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm not going to go into the real like in
deep here on the fetty bud. But I'm going to
I'm going to pick up on the one big thing
that most people have got out of it, and that
is that to ease with the cost of living going
up and the rental crisis, et cetera, et cetera. They're
basically saying there's going to be a tax cut, which
means that we are all going to enjoy five dollars
(01:51):
and fifteen cents extra a week. Huge naturally, a lot
of anger about this money in your pocket as far
as i'm but it's only five dollars and fifteen cents,
and how much can you really.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Do with five dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And then the kick and the teeth, So it certainly is,
but we wanted more than kicks in tea in tea,
what's the plural, It's just teeth. Anyway, You and I
were interested, though, by this idea of having five dollars
fifteen to get some more stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So we created a bit of a challenge for ourselves.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
We went down to a local shopping mall and basically
we both had five dollars and fifteen cents to spend,
and we gave ourselves the time limit of five minutes
and fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Clever, nice, clever, great, that's just marketing and you can't
take that that's good. Spend five dollars fifteen across two
different things there. That's five dollars and fifteen over five
minutes and fifteen that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We did have to mention that was the producer's idea. Oh,
we didn't come up with that nice guy. That was
good stuff. When I came into work and they said that,
I was like, we've done it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Let's go out for lunch. Anyway, snatched it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So it was good, wasn't it. I nailed that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I think it's good. It's good.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I snatched. You snatched.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And the challenge was what could we snatch with five
dollars and fifteen cents? And who would get the more
valuable stuff with five dollars and fifteen cents?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Now, And I think this is where I need to
just sort of jump in here because I think this
is important as part of this conjecture, because the competition
was who could get the more valuable or the more
value Yes, with five dollars and fifteen cents.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And by the way, we are going to be joined
by a head of finance for Channel nine.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Chris Cola up next on the side. Who got the
most value?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, because I don't know what you got yet you
got so it really does cut for me obviously, you know,
five minutes and fifteen seconds and is quite a lot
of time to buy a number of things. I felt rushed, Sure,
I felt rushed, but it was more just because I
also wanted to nail the five dollars and fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Did you go over or did you go under?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I went under?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Wow, impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I got it right on the money because I nailed
the brief, but also out of the question of what
is value exactly. That is a huge part of this equation,
which I don't think we had a fine discuss, but
we obviously had different interpretations.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
To the rule there.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Absolutely I went straight back to unemployed me when we
got fired from our first radio job and you went
overseas to Europe. You went to Europe, and I slummed it.
I just went back to what I used to get
from the supermarket. And I think I will blow you
away with what I get.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Anyway, I think I'll blow you away without revealing.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
With my value. Well, there'll be a lot of blowing
going on in here.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I don't like looking at priced eggs.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They scam me. How much is a carrot?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's usually a box of the free fruit for kids.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
My daughter's in the car I reckon, there's value in
the pharmacy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's done. I can just lock that.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
When I was unemployed, I would have two minute noodles
and tuna cheap easy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Also banned from shopping.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh one dollar handy bandage clips sold out because they're
good value. Tin star bang, that's good.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I wouldn't mind more valves so bigger.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm running out of time. I'm just try'na want anything costs.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
You shouldn't have gone.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To the chemists.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh god, the met's is getting hard. That's value a
dollar ten?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now I need to get something cheap.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
What's cheap?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I've spent two dollars and forty five cents?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
What's cheap?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What's value?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Have you sent any bargains today?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What can I get for a dollar? I have a
cut at two.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Dollars ninety nine ea means each. I think we'll go
get like an individual carrot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Maybe I haven't got time. Surely one fig is a dollar.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Maybe I should get the cheapest nut and just like
get a really small amount.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh four dollars? Oh green KeyWe dollar fifty? Oh have
you sent any bargains? Now that's smart. I nearly had
a victory bite out of my fig.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
How much have I spent? Three dollars thirty five?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Here we go, times ticking.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm in a nail list and I'm done. I'm just
gonna go pay. That's value as long as cheating a
dollar thirty five?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Can you just take a little bit off here?
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Do of it?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Man?
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
One dollar fifteen cents?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh my god, I'm actually that is correct. Way full back,
full back.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
We've got Chris Cohler here, who is the nine News
finance editor, also a friend of ours.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Chris, Kay, boys a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hey Chris, just off the top of your head, you know,
you know what?
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Me? Who? Which one of us do you think has
a greater sense of value?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Look, I can't do that now, come on, we got
to We've got to do this properly.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yew, good answer, Chris.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's a question for you, Chris, just to start things
because obviously you work in finance.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You know, commerce is the study of scarcity.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Throwing a few things around here, but I just want
to start off by saying, there's obviously a difference between
quality and quantity when it comes to value.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You'd agree with that.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I absolutely absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I also agree with that, of course I agree with
that's obviously.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't think you do agree with that, because I
know that you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Whose bag would you like to tip into?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You to go for first?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Chris? Okay, so I'm picking who we go with first?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yere yeah, yeah, yeah, why not?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Okay, okay, all right, fair enough, will let's stump it out.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, let's do it. All right. So now I don't
appreciate that music because it is sounding like.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a very empty bag. All right, So look, I
had five dollars and fifteen cents. You be lined for
the supermarket. I be lined for what was straight in
front of me because I thought I find a bit
of value there. We all know the best value chemist
goods is price line.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So they are good. And I love Chemists Warehouse on
this show, but price line, so barrereles. I would have
loved a.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Chemists warehouse, but chemist barreling for Chemists Warehouse again. I
spent fourty three dollars nine to nine my first purchase.
It's a big purchase. You can't get much fun five
dollars US. So I was like, this has got to
be value. It was marked down, Yeah, it was marked down.
It's good. I'm starting to think I made a bad decision.
But I thought to myself, here's value, right, here's value.
(07:46):
If you said to me, hey, will you could get
rid of five headaches for four dollars, like over the
course of the next two weeks, I might have five
different headaches. If you could make them vanish with a
clicking of fingers four dollars, I'd be like, that's value.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You'd agree with that, Chris, You agree with that most
headaches are caused by water. To drink more water, and
water is free. Thank you, Chris, appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah, you're leading. It is a leading question.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It wasn't a leading question.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I was just a statement actually, But anyway, I managed
to get I managed to get ten film coated ibuprofen
double strength tablets for four dollars three dollars ninety Nineye.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, confirming that is double strength.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, double strength, So four hundred per tablet.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So that's ten headaches.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's ten headaches, and you spent four dollars ten headaches. Yeah, okay,
you tell me, Chris, but that feels like forty cents
a headache.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Pretty good.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
That's pretty good. I like about it is a double strength.
I mean, you're getting more there. That's very ninety nine.
That's a big expense. Let's see what you got with.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So I'm running around the shopping market. I've got I've
got a dollar fifteen, and I'm thinking of myself. Geez,
I'm want to make sport sure I get the right
value out of this dollar fifteen.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
How do I do that perfectly?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah? You know, I was thinking about, you know, trying
to guess how many you know, carrots would cost.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Me that, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah. Sure, But then I thought, hey, on a second,
there's one place in this shopping mall where they actually
weigh the thing for you. Went to the deli, Yeah,
said to her, give me almost expensive ham, dollar fifteen's
worth of your most expensive ham with match ham. So anyway,
she puts on the scales dollar thirty five. To her chagrin,
I said, what you find taking off the edges, and
(09:17):
I have one piece of champagne leg ham for a
dollar fifteen. Now look, I'll pop that open. This hasn't
been refrigerated. But just to let you know about the value,
I mean, I'll let you wow this that's a huge
piece of ham. A dollar fifteen, it's incredible fifteen. I've
got four to ten double strength. I have a profen
(09:41):
tablets and a piece of very good champagne leg Ham.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Going for heads and headaches, and ham is what you've
gone for.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I like it. How many sandwiches are we talking?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Is this a half a sandwich'd be two sundays there
two bakers to light whitebread sambur one sandwich.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
All right, look, Chris, I'll keep this brief. You know,
I'm sure you're a busy man. That was outrageous. Now,
first off, I walked into I walked into Carls And
because I actually go to the supermarket, because I do that,
or you're a band from the supermarket. I know that
there's a little barrel which is free fruit for kids.
So I walked up to one of the guys and said,
my daughter's just in the car at the moment.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Where was the fruit? Free fruit?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So boom from the start, I've got myself an apple
and a banana, and I haven't spent a.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Dollar Welcome to the world of a tight hoss.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So I haven't even started, and I've got an apple
and a banana. I said to you before, will that
For a long time, I was unemployed and I was
living off the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Sniff of an oily rag.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
And my go to dinner was a pairing of two
minute noodles, which costs me a dollar from the brand.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Indow me special chicken flavor.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Woman, It's special chicken, not just chicken flavor, Chris, special
chicken flavor.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I pair that with a tin of tuna.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
The tuna cost a dollar thirty five, good dollar thirty
five for a tin of tuna, a dollar for the
two dollars. So I've only spent two dollars thirty five
and I've got myself dinner and dessert with the fruit.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Wow, you're okay?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
To a full big can four hundred and twenty gram
four bean mixed.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's a dollar. Wow, that's a dollar.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That's a week's worth of beans for a dollar, Chris.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, I've already won, but I'll keep going.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I then got a single carc for about forty cents,
and I got one mushroom for thirty five cents. Chris,
The best thing is I spent four dollars and thirty
three cents.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I almost came a dollar under budget, and I have
smashed him.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Well, you bowed out with a dollar left.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
And then it's my The producerid, oh, do you want
to go back?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And I said, I don't bother.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I've beaten him.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll pocket for seventy cents.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Okay, okay, look, I'm ready. They do you have one?
Speaker 9 (11:52):
There?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
It was dodgy tactics, right, it's just stealing from a supermarket.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Now I I do. I do have a daughter. Just
qualified modification.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I think it's a beautiful moment in a relationship, will
when you get so comfortable with your partner that you
can show them your insecurities and your vulnerabilities.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I think me and my wife may have taken it
too far. I think maybe last night was a sign
that we've got too.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Comfortable with each other. Let me call you the specs.
So last night, I'm having a shower. I'm rinsing off
the day.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
No, it's important to the story that I was having
a shower and I was completely nude. So I'm in
there and I notice as I'm washing my body that
there was a significant pimple on my knee on the cap.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Super annoyance, but you can kind of still see the
remnants of it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
People on the capimple on.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
The cap ouch to get a pimple on the cap.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
How have you got dirty knees?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Did?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I asked?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Anyway? So pimple on it runs here for that the knee.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, this is where it gets interesting.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I get out of the shower and I like run
into the bedroom really excitedly, and I was like, my
min great news, pimple on my knee. Let's get that
bad boy. She goes into full excitement mode. Lights go
on in the bedroom and she's like, where is that
bad boy?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Show me. She's got the phone light on there.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
She's almost trembling with excitement at the prospect of popping
the pimple on my knee. Then she does a full
body scan with the light of her phone over my
entire body, looking for any sister or pimple that she
can pop. She uttered the words at the end of
her full body scan that that was better than sex.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
She loves it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh did she pop more than the knee caut She did?
She finds them.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
She finds it in the nooks and there were pimples right,
and realized there was body.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
She was opening things.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Up, and she the satisfaction that she gets when she
pops a pimple on my body.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I've never seen any of you understand that because I've
never got that.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I've never got I find it repulsive. I do not
want to pop someone else's pimples.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
She that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
As long as it's something there's a special sort of
rank reserved for I reckon totally.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
But she said to me that apparently all girls love
popping the pimples. They all I ask you, guys all
like the popping.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm just saying you love it, just love it. But
if I had a pimple on my back right now,
you wouldn't come in here and pop it.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I would absolutely see they love it, and actually might
have one on my back. Social bit of socials, we're
going to pop the pimple on Will's back.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But here's what the moment for me. I said to
myself that now we're doing.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
It, the only the line that gets cross there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's good for the numbers. It's good for the number
which numbers.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Socials Oh, sorry, we're going to video the popping of
your pimple on your back.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh no, that's good.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So if you're into that, come and follow us Will
and Woody Instagram and do it. But for me, Will,
when I was doing this with Mim, I was like, gee, this,
it just feels like we are so married right now.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, like our night's.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Entertainment was looking for pimples on my body and popping them.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, that's intense.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's got so compared sphincters as well, did you know.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, we're not going to go there there. Thirteen one
oh sixty five is the number right now.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, here's what I want to have a play with.
Tell us you're married, yeap, without saying you're married. So me, okay,
I'll give you a few more examples.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So I'll just tell you something that Mim and I
do which clearly shows that we're married without me actually
saying we're married. So, for example, the other morning, I
woke up and she was leaning over me, and she
saw my dirty jocks from the day before was on
the side of the bed and she goes, oh, can
you pass me your so.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I can tie up my hair? Yeah, it is a perf.
I have told you that we are married without saying
where mad. It sounds like you're just telling me your partner's.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Your wife's a bit of a grot, okay to honest.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well, this unfortunately doesn't help either. So this one was freshman.
This happened this week. She she sent me a text message.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Another This is another great example of we're married without
me saying your Mari.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
She sends me this text message and she says, would
he sent you a pick? Open your WhatsApp and I'm
going party. I'm work.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
This is it's two thirty in the Afternoon's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So I go into the bathroom obviously made.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I've been sent to a pic and I open I
open up my Whatsap and I open up the pick
and it's just her going just date lunch.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Look how bloated I am? She just really wanted to
show me how bloated. The definition of a long term
relationship is when you're like, you're in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's like what are you doing for dinner?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And you're like, weirdly, weirdly, I'm conditioned to yell back.
I know there's often a back and forth of it.
At least two yells each before one of you goes.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Can you come here?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yes, and then it's a bit of a Mexican standoff,
like who's going to I keep doing it, yeah, when
you're in the shower.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
What one I had is when I say I can't
hear you, and they go okay, and then that increase
the volume. It's like I'm not asking you to yell. Yeah,
I'm saying let's have it in five Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
I often get there, I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Then I stopped talking.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Because then they always come to you. Oh he's curiosity
killed the cat because they're always Yeah, that's clever.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, that's how you win.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's good. That's what marriage is about, absolute winning.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No doubt.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's what the couple's therapist said to meet too.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Just win all battles. Let's go to Cody here. I'm
thirteen one oh six y five. Cody, tell us you're
married without telling us you're.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
Married, right, Hi, guys, So I'll be in the shower
or hubbies in the shower whatever, And then the other
one just like because we've got the on sweets of
toilet shower in the one room and yeah, like the
other one just comes in one who no boundaries, really
none at all. The best conversations happened.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I can't have that and that way, you know, Cody
what he brought this out the other day and Mim
is just sounding increasingly filthy here. But Im, she sat
down next to you on the lure when you're in
the shower the other day and she trying to insist
that she didn't know that it was going to be
a number two.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
She went in, there was all the intents of.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It being the number one that surprised her absolutely, which
I just don't think is interesting to ask you, Coy,
because this did spawn a much larger debate, which is
treating it on the podcast. Do you ever sit down
on the toilet as a woman thinking that it might
be a number one and you get surprised? Is that
a possibility?
Speaker 11 (18:38):
We do? But that's how it starts off.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We're this myth.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I actually think what I.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Said Tom now is if there is a risk, if
there is a risk of this and the point doesn't know, No.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
She don't, she gon't.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You got she can't do every way in the in
the second bathroom, I'm almost enforcing that.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Let's go to Sarah. Well while you're in the shower.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Because when you're in the shower, you can see Sarah.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Sarah, tell us you're married without telling us you're married.
Speaker 12 (19:16):
Me and my husband, we, you know, get our tweezers
out and we pluck each other's hairs. That he gets
one that comes back, comes out of a mole, and
I have once that like grow out of the bottom
of my chin. So like mim, we get the iPhone
light and we're having a look see if there's any
extra hairs to get out with those cheeky tweezers.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
You know, Yeah, yeahm Mum, tell me about which hairs
you pluck of your mom's.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I've revealed too much, revealed too much.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Let's go to Let's go to Christine.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
No one wants to hear about me and mum plucking
each other's hairs.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
We're really good.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Tell us you're married without telling us you're married. Christine.
Speaker 13 (19:55):
Wait, you get a slap on the butt and you
let it rip.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
What were huge news? Overnight? The Pope's alive with the
big felt great to still have him.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Eighty eight year old Hope Francis. Look, I'm gonna be honest,
he was in big trouble.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Get a load of this. This is his surgeon talking.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, doctor Sergio and Ferti, who no doubt would have
been very sexy Italian surgeon. My god, does it get
any hotter than that? I don't think so. Anyway, he
says that he was in this really hectic situation where
they've had to insert a tube and like, you know,
get a hot like it just sounds like the wild
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oft surgery. Ever, Yeah, got to the point last night
where they were like we needed to choose whether to
stop and let him go or do we try and
take this massive risk, maybe damage the organs. They went
for the risk comes out the other side, he's buddy slight.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
He's back at it, Pope. That's great, I mean, but
back at it. He's city eight days.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Of back at it talking to God telling everyone what
the big cheese is after brilliant.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You know, I really like Pope. Friends there.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You know he used to be a bouncer at a
gay night club and that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
He's he's he's a hell of a guy.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So he was very.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Little wink and like, I know you're not Sergio, but
get the hell in there.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Quo CREMPTI your left, I get off at eleven.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I find that very funny because there was an element.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Of truth to it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Now he has survived the night, is what his surgeon
has said, which is bloody great. So right now I
would love to hear from you, guys thirteen one oh
six stories, one O six story, one O six five.
If you've got a great survival story and you want
to tell it over some reggae music. Story of regale
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us with your survival stories, double past you, Camilicbao for
the best story here this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I survived a dangerous night and Uruguay will we.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Will come to you, but let's go to Joe first.
I reckon because I'm so looking forward to that might
to put you on ice. We've already heard one story
out of South America. Joe, Hi, how are you're so great?
Your story has got Your daughter's got a survival story?
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Yeah, her and Afar and we're at my the daughter's
friend's house, and they were playing on the trampoline and
then they just came insign it as they came inside
a helicopter smash and landed like on their front porch
of their house.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
No, why yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
That wow? I mean hectic but great story. Aren't going
to be hard to be helicopter? Well, yeah, I mean
I do. It doesn't sound like I'm really care.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I feel I'm wanted.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I really can. I'll come to you.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
The radio shows about entertainment, it's not about you fling wanted.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Uh, but sometimes they kind of come inside. I think
they crossed over and I can entertain.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Dealing with a child.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The producers have said credit please, and I don't know
what credit they're talking about. Are we crediting Youuguay you
Aguay too? Isn't get there now?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Or Camille Cabo?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh that's right, yes, because we've got double pass to
go and say to yours.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
C will be here surely, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Looking forward to that and we will get that credit
out and we will hear more of your stories on
the other side. Survival Stories thirty one six five, I'm
a planner, Get involved?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Is that it was other bit? Pre sale start Thursday. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Camerica Bayo is bringing her Yours Sea tour to Sydney
and Melbourne. Pre sale starts this Thursday, with all tickets
on salurd next Wednesday, April second. For details, head to
Frontier Touring dot Com.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But that was slick. That wasn't a stop down at.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
All, seamless.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's that's that's just good announcing. Alright's Willain what do
you right now? Story?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Regale a chance to regale us with a great story
over some reggae music. Thirteen one six double pass to
Camillicabayo for the best survival story today. That's what you're
regaling us with Camillica Bay bringing her Yours Sea Tour
to Sydney and Melbourne. Presale starts Thursday with all tickets
sound next Wednesday April to head to Frontier Touring dot
Com for more details there. But let's get into some
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survival storys was going to be SciTE Cat's call, Cat Cat,
you've got a great survival story.
Speaker 13 (24:48):
Hello, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Crack Whenever you're ready, Whenever you're.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
Ready, Okay. When I was eighteen years old, I was driving,
I was four well, driving up to Cape York with
my boyfriend then and on the way back we decided
to stop off at Early Beach and go for a
island weekend away Friday night Saturday and come back be
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picked up on Sunday. Buy a boat and do a
blue lagoon type and it was like a north mall.
It was island, so no one and so they provided
us with water. We had food prepared for those days.
(25:35):
On Sunday the boat would pick us up.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
A couple more stories to get to a cat just
so you know that's right.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
I forgot to pick us up. Ole got left on
the island. And the following Sunday, a week exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Later, gosh, you want an island for a week?
Speaker 13 (25:54):
Yeah, forgot it. Forgot.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Their excuse was, oh we forgot, bitter regame.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wow, a lot of questions. I have to ask the
followup question there. She's a long talk guy.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, but it takes a long Friday, Saturday Sunday's north Male.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I mean, I mean it's a good story.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Before she's hung up. Yeah, fair enough, damn it. Thank
god you can choose someone else's he off. Christian's cold, Hello,
Hello christ Christmas. Give us a headline.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know I've got left on island for a week.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Christian's called sorry, christ try to be quicker. A great
survival story, I do.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Well.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
It's actually about my daughter sow years ago.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
She was in roughly year nine, and it was the
cool thing to do. You could buy these magnetic ball
bearings that you put on either side of your tongue
and they're like a fake pieces. So she did this,
but they've spun together and connected.
Speaker 15 (26:51):
And she swallowed it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh no, so she.
Speaker 15 (26:53):
Thought I'll try again, did it again and swallowed it.
So this was a Friday night. She went out and
then all we can like she played tackle footy. She'd
be out with her friends and she kept coming home saying,
I feel really sick, and I'm like, you're fine to
go out. But then she got really ill and they
ended up when they showed the X ray because she
told me she only swallowed one.
Speaker 13 (27:15):
There were four.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
Which the two had connected through her intestineestine.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Through the lining, through the lining of the intestine connected.
Speaker 15 (27:27):
Wow, even the surgeon they had traveled.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
The utensils were that strong pulling to it.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
They couldn't in hospital for about two weeks.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Story Christen, days are good. Days are good. It is story.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Reguale tell us a great story of reggae music del
Pastor Kamillie Cobao currently in Christian Tans. It's got to
be said, i'd great story about the North Mole, but
Tiana is called Tatiana.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
What's your survival story?
Speaker 16 (27:56):
Well, I was actually a passenger in a car cast
the passenger door was U actually wrapped around a tree,
had himpaled the door. My legs were stuck in the
apartment as I had actually crumbled around my legs. Oh
my was ripped off.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
I out with a minor head like flaceration. An expression.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
I walked.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You walked out of that car crash.
Speaker 16 (28:22):
I walked out, loaded myself up in the ambulance when
they arrived.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes, great story, she's like, she's like Bruce Willis in
the movie Unbreakable.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You don't have for people who get that though, They're like,
exactly do you want to do? You're a guire story. Now,
now's your time. It's not the right time. Now, it's
not the right time. Let's go to Matt. Matt, I
just feel like we've got we've heard some great story,
good stories.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm just going to tell my story about being on
year eight and getting stalked by black panther. Shocking story,
but I withheld restraint, tell you what, because shows about entertainment,
not about feeling love.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Depending on how Matt's story is, yeah, will depend on
whether I go to Uruguay or not.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So, Maddie, I'm going to throw as in. I will
tell my Uruguay story. So if Maddie tells a good one,
we'll go out.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah yeah, classic commercial radio bit yeap, Mady tells a
bad one, got.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
The backup of Uruguay.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Absolutely so, Maddie over the year mates survival story.
Speaker 10 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm go boys. I survived eating ninety two oysters
and you can eat buffet bar.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Wow, ninety two. We've we've had a Unfortunately, where's the
survival part of that, Maddie.
Speaker 10 (29:39):
Well, it wasn't until years later. I googled it and choking.
Is it fatal to eat ninety two oysters? And I said, yeah,
it could be fatal. You can the way I survive it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You're kidding.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We had a woman in here a two hundred I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Feels like we're going to Uruguay.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
No, she did. All the great comedians are all across
the country right now, so make sure you go out
see some comedy. It is that time of the year,
no matter where you are in Australia. Comedy dot com
dot au and we've got one of the best in
the studio right now, Brett Blake joins us some.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Will and would he get a legends. Thanks for having us.
I'm pumped to be here.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's great to have your brand new show. Little turd
Woods and I both love the title. It made giggling.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I just liked it as long as you get a
giggle when you sit here. The title. I'm happy my
job's done.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And are you the little Yeah?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yeah, this show is all about how I instigated one
of West Australia's largest riode as a sixteen year old
and nearly went to jail for ten years.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Don't worry, I've made it funny. It's okay.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
You know.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
It's not a ted talk. You're not going to have
a panic attack.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
It's a comedy show and it's a beautiful story about
my mum and all the work she did.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Get blur, I thought that was perbly.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Nah did so you were going to go to prison?
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yeah, they're trying to troll me as an adult?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
What was the right? What was the riot for?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
I were It's a long way that gets to it,
but essentially I sold to a police officer in a riot,
instigated this big riot. But then it's all the shows
about it's about my mum and all the hard worksheet
did get me off it, And it's about second chances
and giving kids the second opportunity and not being too
harsh on and kids crime.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
So yeah, because does your mum use that though to
make you do things? Because I feel like if I
was your mum, now, I'd go, I got you out
of prison.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Yeah, one hundred, one hundred percent. You cannot do any
arguing after that. You know, She's like, you're on the
roof again. Come down, Yes, mum, you got me out
of jail. But yeah, I grew up with eight HD,
so I was a bit of a nightmare and it's
all about how my mum is kind of like my
hero and she got me off this off this crazy change.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
So yeah, it's a really cool story.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I honestly I read the blurb and I was like, oh,
this is hilarious. He's taking the piss out of a
whole bunch of stuff here, like you know, parent nineties
parenting and eighty HD, and I just the whole thing
was ironic, but turns out it's legit.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Yeah, you're coming in, Lightheart.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I don't know what to do with this, it's awesome. Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Can I ask you about the combination of ADHD and
online shopping breath?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Please.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
A few friends of mine having diagnosed with ADHD, and
they've spoken about the fact that online shopping is it's
just a night because it's so easy on Amazon and stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So how is it with you.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
I need to be banned because because I'll buy stuff
and then a week later it rocks up and then
I figure out how I get I got to buying it,
so so get this right.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
So two weeks ago a.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Lock picking kit arrived brilliant, and then I went, why
do I want a lock picking kit? Then I remembered
two weeks before that, I watched a bank heist film brilliant,
and then I saw, you know how they get the
statis good back and they're cracking the thing. And I
was like, well, you can't start at crack and safe.
You need to be able to pick off the bridge
of course, yes, And I.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Was like, this sounds interesting.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
So I bought a lot picking kit so I can
eventually rob a bank, which I will never do. How
there's not even bank vaults has cash. I just got
carried away in this film. I was like, yeah, that's it.
I need I need a rubber bank.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Were you watching the Italian Joe No, it.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Was like I think it was called Dennis Thieves film underrated,
but I just got right into it and I was like.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh my god, imagine cracking a safe have you No, No,
I've got to be I'm on the ADHD side of
your brains team here, Like, there can't be a better
feeling in this world than being in a bank vault
and actually cracking this.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Pressure.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
It's like, so clue, how good the movies when the
guy like drops the stethoscope because he just does it
by fear.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
But also, I've got ADHD. I've got no patience for that.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
And then I opened up the lock picking kit and
there was an instruction manual.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
I was like, this is boring, dude, So I've just
I haven't even taken it out of the bag. I
was like, there's too many components. I can't be bothered.
This is this is another guess. I guess how I
got to this. I bought lettuce seeds. What was my
inspiration for lettuce seeds?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Were you watching The Martian and you notice that Matt
Damon in that film, built his own veggie garden very close.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
My best friend who has a show at the Comedy Festival,
how he used to be the mushroom lord of Sydney,
Andrew Hamilton. He told me he used to make millions
of dollars from growing mushrooms. So then I thought, maybe
I'll make millions of dollars growing mushrooms. But then I
was like, I have no idea how to make mushrooms.
I've never even eat a mushroom. I reckon lettuce will
be easier, so and I was like, and then I
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bought a hydroponic setup. And then I was like, why
is there? Let us leaves it, let us seeds in
my mail. And then I had to quickly jump onto
Amazon and cancel a hydroponic setup because I was gonna
I'm not even at home.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Am I a snail? What do I want to eat
lettuce for?
Speaker 8 (34:51):
I have no idea, but I will say every day's
Christmas because there's a knock on the door.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I don't know what gift.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
We're going to get you to, yeah, make cool for
us in a seconds. I saw in your socials recently
you were talking about my least favorite cuisine, right Korean barbecue. Yes,
what is your gripe with Korean barbecue?
Speaker 8 (35:13):
I don't have a gripe with crean you like I
love Korean barbecue.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I have a gripe with Australian barbecue.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Yeah, because we go to no effort whatsoever, but we
claim as Australians we are the best grape.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
The great barbecue.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm proud of that.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Yeah, and then what do we have the worst? Burnt
sausages and onions, put in a bit of coal's two
cent bread and we're like, look at us, Gordon Ramsey,
I got a Korean barbecue and they're like, there's condiments,
there's a flame, there's like and I was like, we're
so lazy, but we've just claimed the title.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
It's like so true.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
It's like looking at a speed bump going yeah, our
climb that that's bigger than Everest.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And we don't try to change either, No, we as Australians.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I think we get frustrated when people try to put
too much effort into the barbecue.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
If they put anything.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
More than just stay can bangers on there, you're like,
why did you.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Why did you do that? I just wanted a sausage.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
And in the moment it does change. In an Australian barbecue,
then I do get annoyed. It's like, don't add capsicum
to a barbecue.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Do try and be fan?
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Yeah you're not Hessian bloom and Fell, but whatever his
name is, No one gives a crack dude, just cheap
meat and hell.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yes, But when you're in a Korean barbecue, yeah, it's
all about the different flavors. Do you frustrate with the
fai that you have to do it yourself?
Speaker 10 (36:27):
I do?
Speaker 8 (36:28):
But then my mate was like, dude, shut up and
I said to the lady, I say like, should we
put oil on this?
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Because you know how they don't have oil it would
be less sticky.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
And he's like, are you coming to a Korean restaurant
and telling a Korean female lady had to barbecue? And
I was like, as a classic Australian man, it's my
dud to tell everyone. It doesn't matter who it is,
you need to critique them on how they're barbecue.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
That's our culture, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Anyway, enough about food, Yes, I'm getting hungry.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
A good friend of yours, Brett, is a man called
Merrick Watts.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
He'll be very familiar with this audience.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
And the thing about Merrick is Will and I get
along with Merrick very very well.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
He's a great man, right, really good.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Except every single time he comes into this radio show
he always says, geez, I love you boys.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
You're my favorite radio show.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
All boys. Great to be here, always great to be
on show. Thanks for having me. It's a real pleasure, boys.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
Thanks. I really do love to do a radio with you, lads.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
You're great.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Our question is is that genuine?
Speaker 4 (37:23):
So I want you now, Brett to call Merrick right
and effectively tell him, like, be honest with him and
say I'm on a radio show. I'm not going to
tell you which one, though, okay, and then just say
who's your favorite radio show?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
I will, but Merrick will be like knowing Marek.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
He'll be running up Mount Everest in a nice bath
while somehow in a sauna right now. So I'm so
sorry for introduce interrupting your seventeenth hour of ketosis or
whatever it will be.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Or I'm calling him now.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
He probably want to answer.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
He's like, who's this loser? This is even more brutal,
but he doesn't Hello Merrick speaking, Oh it's it's Brett Blake,
how are you mate? It's don't don't do this now,
I am live on a radio show.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Do not stitch me up. I have a question for you.
Speaker 8 (38:07):
Who is your favorite radio duo in Australia? If not
the world, you're under the pump here, brother, don't mess
it up.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Give me a clue.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
No, no clues. I've been told I'm allowed to give
you a clue. Just the first one that comes.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
To your mind.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It's not American Rosso.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
It's not American Rosso.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's close, though, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I No, my favorite would be I'd say be Willem Woodie.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
You dad, you won't, Blakie.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
If you want a new car.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
I want I want a brand new car. And yeah,
and a black eye, which I'm very excited about.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
The boys were that excited. Wow.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
As soon as you rang me, I was just like,
he's getting stitched up here.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
How can I stitch him up? How can I make.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
A bad situation worse?
Speaker 6 (39:00):
I was like, he surely he's saved my number, he's
texted me before.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
What makes.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Please don't bully me on radio. I'm very sensitive.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You're great, Blake, you will done?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
And the answer is correct, yes, Will and wood you have.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
By Mate.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Wow, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
We we did just kind of send you in as
a bit of a mule to inflate our own egos,
which yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
But feels good. Thank you so much. I appreciate that, Brett,
I really do thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
We have put you in to promote your show, but
really we just brought you in to promote our own show.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
You just put it to brand and I love that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
That's a little I love it. And you ready got
to Brand's brand new show.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
It is called Little Turn Brett Blake Comedy dot com
dot au.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Thanks for coming in, mate.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Thanks for having us appreciate.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Last night was Will Night, Will by Night. Awesome, goat night.
Everyone's got to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's always excited to hear about have your own Will Night.
You know, actually it's actually not it's actually not. But
I am, as I said earlier, narcissistic enough to believe
that I should talk about this on the radio.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So basically I want to hear it, mate. I know
you do. I know you do, and I appreciate that.
So basically, you're shackled. You you know, you've got the partner,
you've got the child.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
You know, life gets hard. You're you know, you're a
busy guy, just young dad. You know, you've got to
carve out the time for yourself. I feel like I'm
deprioritizing the amount of self care that's going on in
my life right now woods and I'm keen to prioritize
that again by carving out a night where it's just me.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's inspiring. Well, what do I want to do tonight?
Not what do I need to do? What do I
want to do? You know, where do I want to go?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yes? This is amazing and it's about, you know, in
a lot of ways, it's about you know, doing something
new that's explorative. So I can get out of this
media bubble, you know, get away from the socials and
don't read the comments. To a normal person, just be
a guy in the world.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Just be a guy in the world.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
And you know, so when I go to the movies
by myself on will night, I don't go to the movie.
I don't go to Hoyts, I don't go to Imax,
I go to I go to Palace Cinema. So I
can you know, I can go and eat a boisonberry
chok top and drink a cool climate panot with the
other car heart wearing white boys because I feel safe there. Yeah,
because they get me. Yeah, you know, and they don't
recognize they're not.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And even if they did. That guy's just trying to
watch a movie. Then I'm trying to do TikTok. He's
just trying to watch a film. Got around him, you know.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
So I go and watch a slightly indie flick where
I don't have to interview them afterwards. Oh yeah, we
worry about to cover this film. No, yeah, you know, great,
that's great.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
But you got so you've got on cinema again. Sorry,
just to.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Pull you up there.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I'm why you're just going to do for the every.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Time you walk out of here, it's like you knows
what I'm going to do. Guys might just rock up
to a gig, or I might go to a night
Yeah yeah, he's going to the movie one around the
corner as well, two hundred me from my house. See
see I saw a Black Bag, Yeah, which I'd recommend.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, really good.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Michael Fassbender. You know, he's a bit different, he's bit
of escapism there. He's you know, brilliant, Kate's bland, cheese indy.
So I went and saw them do this Indie Flick's indie.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
She's cool, she's different.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, she does the independent films. She doesn't
Spider Man three. At Palace, they're showing a black Bag Fastbender.
That's a blockbuster for them. That's when you know you're
in indie cinema. When they've got like the blockbusters in
indie film, That's what I like. I walk in there
and I'm like, they're not showing the Avengers here as
in Dere they wouldn't. There, They've got the French Film Festival.
I've got a flyer for the French Film Festival on
the way out. Felt great.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, as Novore Hoyts aren't handing out flies for the
French film.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
We love hoids on this show, and I do love,
love love movies personally.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
I go to Houts myself because the recliner chair I
find more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Good on you, I wouldn't be seen dead apart from
when we go there and love it now. But on
will Night give me that music, it's escapism, it's will
you know? Different well, different wealth, And I think what
I'm learning is the key pillar of Will Night is
it's not about will you know?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
For the first time.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
You know, I thought the whole night was about Yeah,
but ironically, you know, you lose your identity on real night,
get out there and just be a person in the world.
So anyway, so I'm walking in there going just a
person in the world.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
You know, I'm looking forward to sitting down watching this movie.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I walk into the cinema and a Hamish and Andy
ad is playing on the screen.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
This one takes you back.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Did you want me to like move back or would you? So?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Anyway, there's a big sub by Shandy on the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Bove those ads.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
They're great ads, and I love ham Shandy.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
But at the same time, I'm trying to get out
of the media bubble.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I'm not reading the comments. I'm off the socials and
you're straight You're straight back in it. You're straight back
in the comparison with me back in it.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I'm sitting in my seat. I'm like, dude, I'm hating this. Anyway,
I sit down. The lights are up right, Yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Ad pauses for a second.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, sit down, sit down in front of the people
in front of me, and the best Vindy goes, oh, cop,
it would He's got to watch a Hamish and Andy
ad Oh, sous, you've.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Got hand now, souse, you've got hand now. As soon
as they see hair on one of us, it's like,
that's got to be woody. I'm sick it is. I'm
sick of people think because I hate.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
It, I'm off. I'm sick of you this way you're
being vulnerable. I get it, but.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I'm sick of you doing things deliberately like obnoxious out
there in public, knowing that people will assume it's woody
like you you on the Order Uber Premiere, be honest
about it, be honest about it, and then you're always
like anyway woody out you know
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You do it, and I'm sick of it,
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Let's get into the budget.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Well, the Betty Bud as the kids call it, the
Betty Bud, the Fetty Bard's hot.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's dropped.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I didn't know that, that's what and like without going
to kids are good days days? Aren't they loving the
new terms? I was sure about snatched outside, that's.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
A new term.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Someone can be snatched, Anthony, I asked the women snatched
is Anthony ALBANIZI snatched?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Get No, people misunderstood what what snatched is. Anyway, Fetty Bud,
let's get back on that.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Who's the Who's the treasurer of these days? Because he
handed it down obviously, Jim Charmers, his Charmers snatched, isn't he.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Is?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Open He's more snatched than Anthony Albaniz.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, I think he's one of the more snatched Polleys.
He is for sure anyway, definitely on the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's cute. He would win most snatched men on cabinet.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I think most years we know they've got that award.
Betty Bud, Betty Bud, Betty Bud. Now I'm not going
to do I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm not going to go into the real like in
deep here on the fetty bud. But I'm going to
I'm going to pick up on the one big thing
that most people have got out of it, and that
is that to ease with the cost of living going
up and the rental crisis, et cetera, et cetera. They're
basically saying there's going to be a tax cut, which
means that we are all going to enjoy five dollars
(01:51):
and fifteen cents extra a week. Huge naturally, a lot
of anger about this money in your pocket as far
as i'm but it's only five dollars and fifteen cents,
and how much can you really.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Do with five dollars?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And then the kick and the teeth, So it certainly is,
but we wanted more than kicks in tea in tea,
what's the plural, It's just teeth. Anyway, You and I
were interested, though, by this idea of having five dollars
fifteen to get some more stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So we created a bit of a challenge for ourselves.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
We went down to a local shopping mall and basically
we both had five dollars and fifteen cents to spend,
and we gave ourselves the time limit of five minutes
and fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Clever, nice, clever, great, that's just marketing and you can't
take that that's good. Spend five dollars fifteen across two
different things there. That's five dollars and fifteen over five
minutes and fifteen that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We did have to mention that was the producer's idea. Oh,
we didn't come up with that nice guy. That was
good stuff. When I came into work and they said that,
I was like, we've done it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Let's go out for lunch. Anyway, snatched it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So it was good, wasn't it. I nailed that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I think it's good. It's good.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I snatched. You snatched.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And the challenge was what could we snatch with five
dollars and fifteen cents? And who would get the more
valuable stuff with five dollars and fifteen cents?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Now, And I think this is where I need to
just sort of jump in here because I think this
is important as part of this conjecture, because the competition
was who could get the more valuable or the more
value Yes, with five dollars and fifteen cents.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And by the way, we are going to be joined
by a head of finance for Channel nine.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Chris Cola up next on the side. Who got the
most value?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, because I don't know what you got yet you
got so it really does cut for me obviously, you know,
five minutes and fifteen seconds and is quite a lot
of time to buy a number of things. I felt rushed, Sure,
I felt rushed, but it was more just because I
also wanted to nail the five dollars and fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Did you go over or did you go under?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I went under?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Wow, impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I got it right on the money because I nailed
the brief, but also out of the question of what
is value exactly. That is a huge part of this equation,
which I don't think we had a fine discuss, but
we obviously had different interpretations.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
To the rule there.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Absolutely I went straight back to unemployed me when we
got fired from our first radio job and you went
overseas to Europe. You went to Europe, and I slummed it.
I just went back to what I used to get
from the supermarket. And I think I will blow you
away with what I get.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Anyway, I think I'll blow you away without revealing.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
With my value. Well, there'll be a lot of blowing
going on in here.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I don't like looking at priced eggs.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They scam me. How much is a carrot?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's usually a box of the free fruit for kids.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
My daughter's in the car I reckon, there's value in
the pharmacy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's done. I can just lock that.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
When I was unemployed, I would have two minute noodles
and tuna cheap easy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Also banned from shopping.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh one dollar handy bandage clips sold out because they're
good value. Tin star bang, that's good.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I wouldn't mind more valves so bigger.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm running out of time. I'm just try'na want anything costs.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
You shouldn't have gone.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To the chemists.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh god, the met's is getting hard. That's value a
dollar ten?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now I need to get something cheap.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
What's cheap?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I've spent two dollars and forty five cents?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
What's cheap?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What's value?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Have you sent any bargains today?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What can I get for a dollar? I have a
cut at two.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Dollars ninety nine ea means each. I think we'll go
get like an individual carrot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Maybe I haven't got time. Surely one fig is a dollar.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Maybe I should get the cheapest nut and just like
get a really small amount.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh four dollars? Oh green KeyWe dollar fifty? Oh have
you sent any bargains? Now that's smart. I nearly had
a victory bite out of my fig.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
How much have I spent? Three dollars thirty five?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Here we go, times ticking.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm in a nail list and I'm done. I'm just
gonna go pay. That's value as long as cheating a
dollar thirty five?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Can you just take a little bit off here?
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Do of it?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Man?
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
One dollar fifteen cents?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh my god, I'm actually that is correct. Way full back,
full back.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
We've got Chris Cohler here, who is the nine News
finance editor, also a friend of ours.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Chris, Kay, boys a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hey Chris, just off the top of your head, you know,
you know what?
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Me? Who? Which one of us do you think has
a greater sense of value?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Look, I can't do that now, come on, we got
to We've got to do this properly.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yew, good answer, Chris.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's a question for you, Chris, just to start things
because obviously you work in finance.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You know, commerce is the study of scarcity.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Throwing a few things around here, but I just want
to start off by saying, there's obviously a difference between
quality and quantity when it comes to value.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You'd agree with that.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I absolutely absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I also agree with that, of course I agree with
that's obviously.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't think you do agree with that, because I
know that you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Whose bag would you like to tip into?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You to go for first?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Chris? Okay, so I'm picking who we go with first?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yere yeah, yeah, yeah, why not?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Okay, okay, all right, fair enough, will let's stump it out.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, let's do it. All right. So now I don't
appreciate that music because it is sounding like.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a very empty bag. All right, So look, I
had five dollars and fifteen cents. You be lined for
the supermarket. I be lined for what was straight in
front of me because I thought I find a bit
of value there. We all know the best value chemist
goods is price line.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So they are good. And I love Chemists Warehouse on
this show, but price line, so barrereles. I would have
loved a.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Chemists warehouse, but chemist barreling for Chemists Warehouse again. I
spent fourty three dollars nine to nine my first purchase.
It's a big purchase. You can't get much fun five
dollars US. So I was like, this has got to
be value. It was marked down, Yeah, it was marked down.
It's good. I'm starting to think I made a bad decision.
But I thought to myself, here's value, right, here's value.
(07:46):
If you said to me, hey, will you could get
rid of five headaches for four dollars, like over the
course of the next two weeks, I might have five
different headaches. If you could make them vanish with a
clicking of fingers four dollars, I'd be like, that's value.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You'd agree with that, Chris, You agree with that most
headaches are caused by water. To drink more water, and
water is free. Thank you, Chris, appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah, you're leading. It is a leading question.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It wasn't a leading question.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I was just a statement actually, But anyway, I managed
to get I managed to get ten film coated ibuprofen
double strength tablets for four dollars three dollars ninety Nineye.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, confirming that is double strength.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, double strength, So four hundred per tablet.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So that's ten headaches.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's ten headaches, and you spent four dollars ten headaches. Yeah, okay,
you tell me, Chris, but that feels like forty cents
a headache.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Pretty good.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
That's pretty good. I like about it is a double strength.
I mean, you're getting more there. That's very ninety nine.
That's a big expense. Let's see what you got with.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So I'm running around the shopping market. I've got I've
got a dollar fifteen, and I'm thinking of myself. Geez,
I'm want to make sport sure I get the right
value out of this dollar fifteen.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
How do I do that perfectly?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah? You know, I was thinking about, you know, trying
to guess how many you know, carrots would cost.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Me that, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah. Sure, But then I thought, hey, on a second,
there's one place in this shopping mall where they actually
weigh the thing for you. Went to the deli, Yeah,
said to her, give me almost expensive ham, dollar fifteen's
worth of your most expensive ham with match ham. So anyway,
she puts on the scales dollar thirty five. To her chagrin,
I said, what you find taking off the edges, and
(09:17):
I have one piece of champagne leg ham for a
dollar fifteen. Now look, I'll pop that open. This hasn't
been refrigerated. But just to let you know about the value,
I mean, I'll let you wow this that's a huge
piece of ham. A dollar fifteen, it's incredible fifteen. I've
got four to ten double strength. I have a profen
(09:41):
tablets and a piece of very good champagne leg Ham.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Going for heads and headaches, and ham is what you've
gone for.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I like it. How many sandwiches are we talking?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Is this a half a sandwich'd be two sundays there
two bakers to light whitebread sambur one sandwich.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
All right, look, Chris, I'll keep this brief. You know,
I'm sure you're a busy man. That was outrageous. Now,
first off, I walked into I walked into Carls And
because I actually go to the supermarket, because I do that,
or you're a band from the supermarket. I know that
there's a little barrel which is free fruit for kids.
So I walked up to one of the guys and said,
my daughter's just in the car at the moment.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Where was the fruit? Free fruit?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So boom from the start, I've got myself an apple
and a banana, and I haven't spent a.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Dollar Welcome to the world of a tight hoss.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So I haven't even started, and I've got an apple
and a banana. I said to you before, will that
For a long time, I was unemployed and I was
living off the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Sniff of an oily rag.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
And my go to dinner was a pairing of two
minute noodles, which costs me a dollar from the brand.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Indow me special chicken flavor.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Woman, It's special chicken, not just chicken flavor, Chris, special
chicken flavor.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I pair that with a tin of tuna.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
The tuna cost a dollar thirty five, good dollar thirty
five for a tin of tuna, a dollar for the
two dollars. So I've only spent two dollars thirty five
and I've got myself dinner and dessert with the fruit.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Wow, you're okay?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
To a full big can four hundred and twenty gram
four bean mixed.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's a dollar. Wow, that's a dollar.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That's a week's worth of beans for a dollar, Chris.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, I've already won, but I'll keep going.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I then got a single carc for about forty cents,
and I got one mushroom for thirty five cents. Chris,
The best thing is I spent four dollars and thirty
three cents.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I almost came a dollar under budget, and I have
smashed him.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Well, you bowed out with a dollar left.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
And then it's my The producerid, oh, do you want
to go back?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And I said, I don't bother.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I've beaten him.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll pocket for seventy cents.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Okay, okay, look, I'm ready. They do you have one?
Speaker 9 (11:52):
There?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
It was dodgy tactics, right, it's just stealing from a supermarket.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Now I I do. I do have a daughter. Just
qualified modification.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I think it's a beautiful moment in a relationship, will
when you get so comfortable with your partner that you
can show them your insecurities and your vulnerabilities.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I think me and my wife may have taken it
too far. I think maybe last night was a sign
that we've got too.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Comfortable with each other. Let me call you the specs.
So last night, I'm having a shower. I'm rinsing off
the day.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
No, it's important to the story that I was having
a shower and I was completely nude. So I'm in
there and I notice as I'm washing my body that
there was a significant pimple on my knee on the cap.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Super annoyance, but you can kind of still see the
remnants of it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
People on the capimple on.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
The cap ouch to get a pimple on the cap.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
How have you got dirty knees?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Did?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I asked?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Anyway? So pimple on it runs here for that the knee.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, this is where it gets interesting.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I get out of the shower and I like run
into the bedroom really excitedly, and I was like, my
min great news, pimple on my knee. Let's get that
bad boy. She goes into full excitement mode. Lights go
on in the bedroom and she's like, where is that
bad boy?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Show me. She's got the phone light on there.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
She's almost trembling with excitement at the prospect of popping
the pimple on my knee. Then she does a full
body scan with the light of her phone over my
entire body, looking for any sister or pimple that she
can pop. She uttered the words at the end of
her full body scan that that was better than sex.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
She loves it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh did she pop more than the knee caut She did?
She finds them.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
She finds it in the nooks and there were pimples right,
and realized there was body.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
She was opening things.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Up, and she the satisfaction that she gets when she
pops a pimple on my body.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I've never seen any of you understand that because I've
never got that.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I've never got I find it repulsive. I do not
want to pop someone else's pimples.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
She that's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
As long as it's something there's a special sort of
rank reserved for I reckon totally.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
But she said to me that apparently all girls love
popping the pimples. They all I ask you, guys all
like the popping.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm just saying you love it, just love it. But
if I had a pimple on my back right now,
you wouldn't come in here and pop it.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I would absolutely see they love it, and actually might
have one on my back. Social bit of socials, we're
going to pop the pimple on Will's back.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But here's what the moment for me. I said to
myself that now we're doing.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
It, the only the line that gets cross there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's good for the numbers. It's good for the number
which numbers.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Socials Oh, sorry, we're going to video the popping of
your pimple on your back.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh no, that's good.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So if you're into that, come and follow us Will
and Woody Instagram and do it. But for me, Will,
when I was doing this with Mim, I was like, gee, this,
it just feels like we are so married right now.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, like our night's.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Entertainment was looking for pimples on my body and popping them.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, that's intense.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's got so compared sphincters as well, did you know.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, we're not going to go there there. Thirteen one
oh sixty five is the number right now.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, here's what I want to have a play with.
Tell us you're married, yeap, without saying you're married. So me, okay,
I'll give you a few more examples.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So I'll just tell you something that Mim and I
do which clearly shows that we're married without me actually
saying we're married. So, for example, the other morning, I
woke up and she was leaning over me, and she
saw my dirty jocks from the day before was on
the side of the bed and she goes, oh, can
you pass me your so.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I can tie up my hair? Yeah, it is a perf.
I have told you that we are married without saying
where mad. It sounds like you're just telling me your partner's.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Your wife's a bit of a grot, okay to honest.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well, this unfortunately doesn't help either. So this one was freshman.
This happened this week. She she sent me a text message.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Another This is another great example of we're married without
me saying your Mari.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
She sends me this text message and she says, would
he sent you a pick? Open your WhatsApp and I'm
going party. I'm work.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
This is it's two thirty in the Afternoon's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So I go into the bathroom obviously made.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I've been sent to a pic and I open I
open up my Whatsap and I open up the pick
and it's just her going just date lunch.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Look how bloated I am? She just really wanted to
show me how bloated. The definition of a long term
relationship is when you're like, you're in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's like what are you doing for dinner?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And you're like, weirdly, weirdly, I'm conditioned to yell back.
I know there's often a back and forth of it.
At least two yells each before one of you goes.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Can you come here?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yes, and then it's a bit of a Mexican standoff,
like who's going to I keep doing it, yeah, when
you're in the shower.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
What one I had is when I say I can't
hear you, and they go okay, and then that increase
the volume. It's like I'm not asking you to yell. Yeah,
I'm saying let's have it in five Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
I often get there, I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Then I stopped talking.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Because then they always come to you. Oh he's curiosity
killed the cat because they're always Yeah, that's clever.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, that's how you win.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's good. That's what marriage is about, absolute winning.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No doubt.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's what the couple's therapist said to meet too.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Just win all battles. Let's go to Cody here. I'm
thirteen one oh six y five. Cody, tell us you're
married without telling us you're.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
Married, right, Hi, guys, So I'll be in the shower
or hubbies in the shower whatever, And then the other
one just like because we've got the on sweets of
toilet shower in the one room and yeah, like the
other one just comes in one who no boundaries, really
none at all. The best conversations happened.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I can't have that and that way, you know, Cody
what he brought this out the other day and Mim
is just sounding increasingly filthy here. But Im, she sat
down next to you on the lure when you're in
the shower the other day and she trying to insist
that she didn't know that it was going to be
a number two.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
She went in, there was all the intents of.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It being the number one that surprised her absolutely, which
I just don't think is interesting to ask you, Coy,
because this did spawn a much larger debate, which is
treating it on the podcast. Do you ever sit down
on the toilet as a woman thinking that it might
be a number one and you get surprised? Is that
a possibility?
Speaker 11 (18:38):
We do? But that's how it starts off.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We're this myth.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I actually think what I.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Said Tom now is if there is a risk, if
there is a risk of this and the point doesn't know, No.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
She don't, she gon't.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You got she can't do every way in the in
the second bathroom, I'm almost enforcing that.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Let's go to Sarah. Well while you're in the shower.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Because when you're in the shower, you can see Sarah.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Sarah, tell us you're married without telling us you're married.
Speaker 12 (19:16):
Me and my husband, we, you know, get our tweezers
out and we pluck each other's hairs. That he gets
one that comes back, comes out of a mole, and
I have once that like grow out of the bottom
of my chin. So like mim, we get the iPhone
light and we're having a look see if there's any
extra hairs to get out with those cheeky tweezers.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
You know, Yeah, yeahm Mum, tell me about which hairs
you pluck of your mom's.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I've revealed too much, revealed too much.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Let's go to Let's go to Christine.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
No one wants to hear about me and mum plucking
each other's hairs.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
We're really good.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Tell us you're married without telling us you're married. Christine.
Speaker 13 (19:55):
Wait, you get a slap on the butt and you
let it rip.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
What were huge news? Overnight? The Pope's alive with the
big felt great to still have him.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Eighty eight year old Hope Francis. Look, I'm gonna be honest,
he was in big trouble.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Get a load of this. This is his surgeon talking.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, doctor Sergio and Ferti, who no doubt would have
been very sexy Italian surgeon. My god, does it get
any hotter than that? I don't think so. Anyway, he
says that he was in this really hectic situation where
they've had to insert a tube and like, you know,
get a hot like it just sounds like the wild
(20:41):
oft surgery. Ever, Yeah, got to the point last night
where they were like we needed to choose whether to
stop and let him go or do we try and
take this massive risk, maybe damage the organs. They went
for the risk comes out the other side, he's buddy slight.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
He's back at it, Pope. That's great, I mean, but
back at it. He's city eight days.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Of back at it talking to God telling everyone what
the big cheese is after brilliant.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You know, I really like Pope. Friends there.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You know he used to be a bouncer at a
gay night club and that's it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
He's he's he's a hell of a guy.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So he was very.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Little wink and like, I know you're not Sergio, but
get the hell in there.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Quo CREMPTI your left, I get off at eleven.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I find that very funny because there was an element.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Of truth to it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Now he has survived the night, is what his surgeon
has said, which is bloody great. So right now I
would love to hear from you, guys thirteen one oh
six stories, one O six story, one O six five.
If you've got a great survival story and you want
to tell it over some reggae music. Story of regale
(21:59):
us with your survival stories, double past you, Camilicbao for
the best story here this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I survived a dangerous night and Uruguay will we.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Will come to you, but let's go to Joe first.
I reckon because I'm so looking forward to that might
to put you on ice. We've already heard one story
out of South America. Joe, Hi, how are you're so great?
Your story has got Your daughter's got a survival story?
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Yeah, her and Afar and we're at my the daughter's
friend's house, and they were playing on the trampoline and
then they just came insign it as they came inside
a helicopter smash and landed like on their front porch
of their house.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
No, why yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
That wow? I mean hectic but great story. Aren't going
to be hard to be helicopter? Well, yeah, I mean
I do. It doesn't sound like I'm really care.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I feel I'm wanted.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I really can. I'll come to you.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
The radio shows about entertainment, it's not about you fling wanted.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Uh, but sometimes they kind of come inside. I think
they crossed over and I can entertain.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Dealing with a child.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The producers have said credit please, and I don't know
what credit they're talking about. Are we crediting Youuguay you
Aguay too? Isn't get there now?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Or Camille Cabo?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh that's right, yes, because we've got double pass to
go and say to yours.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
C will be here surely, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Looking forward to that and we will get that credit
out and we will hear more of your stories on
the other side. Survival Stories thirty one six five, I'm
a planner, Get involved?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
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Speaker 1 (24:02):
Camerica Bayo is bringing her Yours Sea tour to Sydney
and Melbourne. Pre sale starts this Thursday, with all tickets
on salurd next Wednesday, April second. For details, head to
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Speaker 2 (24:11):
But that was slick. That wasn't a stop down at.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
All, seamless.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's that's that's just good announcing. Alright's Willain what do
you right now? Story?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Regale a chance to regale us with a great story
over some reggae music. Thirteen one six double pass to
Camillicabayo for the best survival story today. That's what you're
regaling us with Camillica Bay bringing her Yours Sea Tour
to Sydney and Melbourne. Presale starts Thursday with all tickets
sound next Wednesday April to head to Frontier Touring dot
Com for more details there. But let's get into some
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survival storys was going to be SciTE Cat's call, Cat Cat,
you've got a great survival story.
Speaker 13 (24:48):
Hello, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Crack Whenever you're ready, Whenever you're.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
Ready, Okay. When I was eighteen years old, I was driving,
I was four well, driving up to Cape York with
my boyfriend then and on the way back we decided
to stop off at Early Beach and go for a
island weekend away Friday night Saturday and come back be
(25:14):
picked up on Sunday. Buy a boat and do a
blue lagoon type and it was like a north mall.
It was island, so no one and so they provided
us with water. We had food prepared for those days.
(25:35):
On Sunday the boat would pick us up.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
A couple more stories to get to a cat just
so you know that's right.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
I forgot to pick us up. Ole got left on
the island. And the following Sunday, a week exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Later, gosh, you want an island for a week?
Speaker 13 (25:54):
Yeah, forgot it. Forgot.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Their excuse was, oh we forgot, bitter regame.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wow, a lot of questions. I have to ask the
followup question there. She's a long talk guy.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, but it takes a long Friday, Saturday Sunday's north Male.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I mean, I mean it's a good story.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Before she's hung up. Yeah, fair enough, damn it. Thank
god you can choose someone else's he off. Christian's cold, Hello,
Hello christ Christmas. Give us a headline.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know I've got left on island for a week.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Christian's called sorry, christ try to be quicker. A great
survival story, I do.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Well.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
It's actually about my daughter sow years ago.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
She was in roughly year nine, and it was the
cool thing to do. You could buy these magnetic ball
bearings that you put on either side of your tongue
and they're like a fake pieces. So she did this,
but they've spun together and connected.
Speaker 15 (26:51):
And she swallowed it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh no, so she.
Speaker 15 (26:53):
Thought I'll try again, did it again and swallowed it.
So this was a Friday night. She went out and
then all we can like she played tackle footy. She'd
be out with her friends and she kept coming home saying,
I feel really sick, and I'm like, you're fine to
go out. But then she got really ill and they
ended up when they showed the X ray because she
told me she only swallowed one.
Speaker 13 (27:15):
There were four.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
Which the two had connected through her intestineestine.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Through the lining, through the lining of the intestine connected.
Speaker 15 (27:27):
Wow, even the surgeon they had traveled.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
The utensils were that strong pulling to it.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
They couldn't in hospital for about two weeks.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Story Christen, days are good. Days are good. It is story.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Reguale tell us a great story of reggae music del
Pastor Kamillie Cobao currently in Christian Tans. It's got to
be said, i'd great story about the North Mole, but
Tiana is called Tatiana.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
What's your survival story?
Speaker 16 (27:56):
Well, I was actually a passenger in a car cast
the passenger door was U actually wrapped around a tree,
had himpaled the door. My legs were stuck in the
apartment as I had actually crumbled around my legs. Oh
my was ripped off.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
I out with a minor head like flaceration. An expression.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
I walked.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You walked out of that car crash.
Speaker 16 (28:22):
I walked out, loaded myself up in the ambulance when
they arrived.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes, great story, she's like, she's like Bruce Willis in
the movie Unbreakable.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You don't have for people who get that though, They're like,
exactly do you want to do? You're a guire story. Now,
now's your time. It's not the right time. Now, it's
not the right time. Let's go to Matt. Matt, I
just feel like we've got we've heard some great story,
good stories.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm just going to tell my story about being on
year eight and getting stalked by black panther. Shocking story,
but I withheld restraint, tell you what, because shows about entertainment,
not about feeling love.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Depending on how Matt's story is, yeah, will depend on
whether I go to Uruguay or not.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So, Maddie, I'm going to throw as in. I will
tell my Uruguay story. So if Maddie tells a good one,
we'll go out.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah yeah, classic commercial radio bit yeap, Mady tells a
bad one, got.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
The backup of Uruguay.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Absolutely so, Maddie over the year mates survival story.
Speaker 10 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm go boys. I survived eating ninety two oysters
and you can eat buffet bar.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Wow, ninety two. We've we've had a Unfortunately, where's the
survival part of that, Maddie.
Speaker 10 (29:39):
Well, it wasn't until years later. I googled it and choking.
Is it fatal to eat ninety two oysters? And I said, yeah,
it could be fatal. You can the way I survive it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You're kidding.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We had a woman in here a two hundred I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Feels like we're going to Uruguay.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
No, she did. All the great comedians are all across
the country right now, so make sure you go out
see some comedy. It is that time of the year,
no matter where you are in Australia. Comedy dot com
dot au and we've got one of the best in
the studio right now, Brett Blake joins us some.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Will and would he get a legends. Thanks for having us.
I'm pumped to be here.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's great to have your brand new show. Little turd
Woods and I both love the title. It made giggling.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I just liked it as long as you get a
giggle when you sit here. The title. I'm happy my
job's done.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And are you the little Yeah?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yeah, this show is all about how I instigated one
of West Australia's largest riode as a sixteen year old
and nearly went to jail for ten years.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Don't worry, I've made it funny. It's okay.
Speaker 12 (30:39):
You know.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
It's not a ted talk. You're not going to have
a panic attack.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
It's a comedy show and it's a beautiful story about
my mum and all the work she did.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Get blur, I thought that was perbly.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Nah did so you were going to go to prison?
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yeah, they're trying to troll me as an adult?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
What was the right? What was the riot for?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
I were It's a long way that gets to it,
but essentially I sold to a police officer in a riot,
instigated this big riot. But then it's all the shows
about it's about my mum and all the hard worksheet
did get me off it, And it's about second chances
and giving kids the second opportunity and not being too
harsh on and kids crime.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
So yeah, because does your mum use that though to
make you do things? Because I feel like if I
was your mum, now, I'd go, I got you out
of prison.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Yeah, one hundred, one hundred percent. You cannot do any
arguing after that. You know, She's like, you're on the
roof again. Come down, Yes, mum, you got me out
of jail. But yeah, I grew up with eight HD,
so I was a bit of a nightmare and it's
all about how my mum is kind of like my
hero and she got me off this off this crazy change.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
So yeah, it's a really cool story.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I honestly I read the blurb and I was like, oh,
this is hilarious. He's taking the piss out of a
whole bunch of stuff here, like you know, parent nineties
parenting and eighty HD, and I just the whole thing
was ironic, but turns out it's legit.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Yeah, you're coming in, Lightheart.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I don't know what to do with this, it's awesome. Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Can I ask you about the combination of ADHD and
online shopping breath?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Please.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
A few friends of mine having diagnosed with ADHD, and
they've spoken about the fact that online shopping is it's
just a night because it's so easy on Amazon and stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So how is it with you.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
I need to be banned because because I'll buy stuff
and then a week later it rocks up and then
I figure out how I get I got to buying it,
so so get this right.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
So two weeks ago a.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Lock picking kit arrived brilliant, and then I went, why
do I want a lock picking kit? Then I remembered
two weeks before that, I watched a bank heist film brilliant,
and then I saw, you know how they get the
statis good back and they're cracking the thing. And I
was like, well, you can't start at crack and safe.
You need to be able to pick off the bridge
of course, yes, And I.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Was like, this sounds interesting.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
So I bought a lot picking kit so I can
eventually rob a bank, which I will never do. How
there's not even bank vaults has cash. I just got
carried away in this film. I was like, yeah, that's it.
I need I need a rubber bank.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Were you watching the Italian Joe No, it.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Was like I think it was called Dennis Thieves film underrated,
but I just got right into it and I was like.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh my god, imagine cracking a safe have you No, No,
I've got to be I'm on the ADHD side of
your brains team here, Like, there can't be a better
feeling in this world than being in a bank vault
and actually cracking this.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Pressure.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
It's like, so clue, how good the movies when the
guy like drops the stethoscope because he just does it
by fear.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
But also, I've got ADHD. I've got no patience for that.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
And then I opened up the lock picking kit and
there was an instruction manual.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
I was like, this is boring, dude, So I've just
I haven't even taken it out of the bag. I
was like, there's too many components. I can't be bothered.
This is this is another guess. I guess how I
got to this. I bought lettuce seeds. What was my
inspiration for lettuce seeds?
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Were you watching The Martian and you notice that Matt
Damon in that film, built his own veggie garden very close.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
My best friend who has a show at the Comedy Festival,
how he used to be the mushroom lord of Sydney,
Andrew Hamilton. He told me he used to make millions
of dollars from growing mushrooms. So then I thought, maybe
I'll make millions of dollars growing mushrooms. But then I
was like, I have no idea how to make mushrooms.
I've never even eat a mushroom. I reckon lettuce will
be easier, so and I was like, and then I
(34:35):
bought a hydroponic setup. And then I was like, why
is there? Let us leaves it, let us seeds in
my mail. And then I had to quickly jump onto
Amazon and cancel a hydroponic setup because I was gonna
I'm not even at home.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Am I a snail? What do I want to eat
lettuce for?
Speaker 8 (34:51):
I have no idea, but I will say every day's
Christmas because there's a knock on the door.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I don't know what gift.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
We're going to get you to, yeah, make cool for
us in a seconds. I saw in your socials recently
you were talking about my least favorite cuisine, right Korean barbecue. Yes,
what is your gripe with Korean barbecue?
Speaker 8 (35:13):
I don't have a gripe with crean you like I
love Korean barbecue.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I have a gripe with Australian barbecue.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Yeah, because we go to no effort whatsoever, but we
claim as Australians we are the best grape.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
The great barbecue.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm proud of that.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Yeah, and then what do we have the worst? Burnt
sausages and onions, put in a bit of coal's two
cent bread and we're like, look at us, Gordon Ramsey,
I got a Korean barbecue and they're like, there's condiments,
there's a flame, there's like and I was like, we're
so lazy, but we've just claimed the title.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
It's like so true.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
It's like looking at a speed bump going yeah, our
climb that that's bigger than Everest.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And we don't try to change either, No, we as Australians.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I think we get frustrated when people try to put
too much effort into the barbecue.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
If they put anything.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
More than just stay can bangers on there, you're like,
why did you.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Why did you do that? I just wanted a sausage.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
And in the moment it does change. In an Australian barbecue,
then I do get annoyed. It's like, don't add capsicum
to a barbecue.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Do try and be fan?
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Yeah you're not Hessian bloom and Fell, but whatever his
name is, No one gives a crack dude, just cheap
meat and hell.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yes, But when you're in a Korean barbecue, yeah, it's
all about the different flavors. Do you frustrate with the
fai that you have to do it yourself?
Speaker 10 (36:27):
I do?
Speaker 8 (36:28):
But then my mate was like, dude, shut up and
I said to the lady, I say like, should we
put oil on this?
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Because you know how they don't have oil it would
be less sticky.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
And he's like, are you coming to a Korean restaurant
and telling a Korean female lady had to barbecue? And
I was like, as a classic Australian man, it's my
dud to tell everyone. It doesn't matter who it is,
you need to critique them on how they're barbecue.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
That's our culture, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Anyway, enough about food, Yes, I'm getting hungry.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
A good friend of yours, Brett, is a man called
Merrick Watts.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
He'll be very familiar with this audience.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
And the thing about Merrick is Will and I get
along with Merrick very very well.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
He's a great man, right, really good.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Except every single time he comes into this radio show
he always says, geez, I love you boys.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
You're my favorite radio show.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
All boys. Great to be here, always great to be
on show. Thanks for having me. It's a real pleasure, boys.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
Thanks. I really do love to do a radio with you, lads.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
You're great.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Our question is is that genuine?
Speaker 4 (37:23):
So I want you now, Brett to call Merrick right
and effectively tell him, like, be honest with him and
say I'm on a radio show. I'm not going to
tell you which one, though, okay, and then just say
who's your favorite radio show?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
I will, but Merrick will be like knowing Marek.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
He'll be running up Mount Everest in a nice bath
while somehow in a sauna right now. So I'm so
sorry for introduce interrupting your seventeenth hour of ketosis or
whatever it will be.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Or I'm calling him now.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
He probably want to answer.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
He's like, who's this loser? This is even more brutal,
but he doesn't Hello Merrick speaking, Oh it's it's Brett Blake,
how are you mate? It's don't don't do this now,
I am live on a radio show.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Do not stitch me up. I have a question for you.
Speaker 8 (38:07):
Who is your favorite radio duo in Australia? If not
the world, you're under the pump here, brother, don't mess
it up.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Give me a clue.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
No, no clues. I've been told I'm allowed to give
you a clue. Just the first one that comes.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
To your mind.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It's not American Rosso.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
It's not American Rosso.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's close, though, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I No, my favorite would be I'd say be Willem Woodie.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
You dad, you won't, Blakie.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
If you want a new car.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
I want I want a brand new car. And yeah,
and a black eye, which I'm very excited about.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
The boys were that excited. Wow.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
As soon as you rang me, I was just like,
he's getting stitched up here.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
How can I stitch him up? How can I make.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
A bad situation worse?
Speaker 6 (39:00):
I was like, he surely he's saved my number, he's
texted me before.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
What makes.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Please don't bully me on radio. I'm very sensitive.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You're great, Blake, you will done?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
And the answer is correct, yes, Will and wood you have.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
By Mate.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Wow, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
We we did just kind of send you in as
a bit of a mule to inflate our own egos,
which yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
But feels good. Thank you so much. I appreciate that, Brett,
I really do thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
We have put you in to promote your show, but
really we just brought you in to promote our own show.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
You just put it to brand and I love that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
That's a little I love it. And you ready got
to Brand's brand new show.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
It is called Little Turn Brett Blake Comedy dot com
dot au.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Thanks for coming in, mate.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Thanks for having us appreciate.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Last night was Will Night, Will by Night. Awesome, goat night.
Everyone's got to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's always excited to hear about have your own Will Night.
You know, actually it's actually not it's actually not. But
I am, as I said earlier, narcissistic enough to believe
that I should talk about this on the radio.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So basically I want to hear it, mate. I know
you do. I know you do, and I appreciate that.
So basically, you're shackled. You you know, you've got the partner,
you've got the child.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
You know, life gets hard. You're you know, you're a
busy guy, just young dad. You know, you've got to
carve out the time for yourself. I feel like I'm
deprioritizing the amount of self care that's going on in
my life right now woods and I'm keen to prioritize
that again by carving out a night where it's just me.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's inspiring. Well, what do I want to do tonight?
Not what do I need to do? What do I
want to do? You know, where do I want to go?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yes? This is amazing and it's about, you know, in
a lot of ways, it's about you know, doing something
new that's explorative. So I can get out of this
media bubble, you know, get away from the socials and
don't read the comments. To a normal person, just be
a guy in the world.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Just be a guy in the world.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
And you know, so when I go to the movies
by myself on will night, I don't go to the movie.
I don't go to Hoyts, I don't go to Imax,
I go to I go to Palace Cinema. So I
can you know, I can go and eat a boisonberry
chok top and drink a cool climate panot with the
other car heart wearing white boys because I feel safe there. Yeah,
because they get me. Yeah, you know, and they don't
recognize they're not.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And even if they did. That guy's just trying to
watch a movie. Then I'm trying to do TikTok. He's
just trying to watch a film. Got around him, you know.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
So I go and watch a slightly indie flick where
I don't have to interview them afterwards. Oh yeah, we
worry about to cover this film. No, yeah, you know, great,
that's great.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
But you got so you've got on cinema again. Sorry,
just to.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Pull you up there.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I'm why you're just going to do for the every.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Time you walk out of here, it's like you knows
what I'm going to do. Guys might just rock up
to a gig, or I might go to a night
Yeah yeah, he's going to the movie one around the
corner as well, two hundred me from my house. See
see I saw a Black Bag, Yeah, which I'd recommend.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, really good.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Michael Fassbender. You know, he's a bit different, he's bit
of escapism there. He's you know, brilliant, Kate's bland, cheese indy.
So I went and saw them do this Indie Flick's indie.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
She's cool, she's different.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, she does the independent films. She doesn't
Spider Man three. At Palace, they're showing a black Bag Fastbender.
That's a blockbuster for them. That's when you know you're
in indie cinema. When they've got like the blockbusters in
indie film, That's what I like. I walk in there
and I'm like, they're not showing the Avengers here as
in Dere they wouldn't. There, They've got the French Film Festival.
I've got a flyer for the French Film Festival on
the way out. Felt great.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, as Novore Hoyts aren't handing out flies for the
French film.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
We love hoids on this show, and I do love,
love love movies personally.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
I go to Houts myself because the recliner chair I
find more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Good on you, I wouldn't be seen dead apart from
when we go there and love it now. But on
will Night give me that music, it's escapism, it's will
you know? Different well, different wealth, And I think what
I'm learning is the key pillar of Will Night is
it's not about will you know?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
For the first time.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
You know, I thought the whole night was about Yeah,
but ironically, you know, you lose your identity on real night,
get out there and just be a person in the world.
So anyway, so I'm walking in there going just a
person in the world.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
You know, I'm looking forward to sitting down watching this movie.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I walk into the cinema and a Hamish and Andy
ad is playing on the screen.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
This one takes you back.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Did you want me to like move back or would you? So?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Anyway, there's a big sub by Shandy on the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Bove those ads.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
They're great ads, and I love ham Shandy.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
But at the same time, I'm trying to get out
of the media bubble.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I'm not reading the comments. I'm off the socials and
you're straight You're straight back in it. You're straight back
in the comparison with me back in it.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I'm sitting in my seat. I'm like, dude, I'm hating this. Anyway,
I sit down. The lights are up right, Yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Ad pauses for a second.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, sit down, sit down in front of the people
in front of me, and the best Vindy goes, oh, cop,
it would He's got to watch a Hamish and Andy
ad Oh, sous, you've.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Got hand now, souse, you've got hand now. As soon
as they see hair on one of us, it's like,
that's got to be woody. I'm sick it is. I'm
sick of people think because I hate.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
It, I'm off. I'm sick of you this way you're
being vulnerable. I get it, but.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I'm sick of you doing things deliberately like obnoxious out
there in public, knowing that people will assume it's woody
like you you on the Order Uber Premiere, be honest
about it, be honest about it, and then you're always
like anyway woody out you know
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You do it, and I'm sick of it,
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