June 22, 2026 • 39 mins
- What lie did you use to get out of work?
- Trial By Fire
- Woody's role playing date night
- Shame a sibling
- Bush wees
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard a.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast. Will is away. He's sick,
said Lizzie Pool is in the studio. Whitney and Lizzie,
I want to talk about Rod Stewart. In his eyes,
what is happening?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He looked like an honest man.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I agree. I trust him. I trust him to be
my accountant.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Trust any rock star the most honest people.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, Rod has proven that he is incredibly untrustworthy. He's
still he's still doing his thing at eighty one.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Which is impressive.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That is impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But he in one concert he was struggling so much
at the age of eighty one that he got an
oxygen tank brought to him on stage just so we
could get some some pure oxygen.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes, some sweet eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
What a rock star punching those sweet eyes guys.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So he gets his sweet oes on stage, and then
the following day he says that he has a respiratory
infection and he's going to have to cancel some shows.
This is all above board, It's okay, it makes sense.
He was he was on stage getting sweet o's. It
probably makes sense that he's sick. Unfortunately, he was then
sighted catching a private jet to go and see the
(01:41):
World Cup with his two kids. WHOA just reading between
the lines here, Lizzie, Who I just feel like this
whole oxygen tank thing was bs.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's a big setup, y.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Setup.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's very orchestrated, a lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Effort, right to like go like, I know, I'm going
to bring the oxygen tank out, you know, make it
seem like I'm really ill cancel the shows just so
i can to the sucker Yeah, with my boys. And
it's just the classic example, Lizzie of lying about the
reason to take a day off work.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, We've all been there.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Even though he's a rock star, he has the same struggles.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You can't be honest. You can't be honest about why
you need a day off. You need to lie. So
I would love to hear more stories on thirteen one
oh six five? What lie did you tell to get
a day off work? And then did you get caught?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You did? You also the setup to like how much
work did you have to put into that lie?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, Sometimes it's just a call on the day.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We always joke in this team that if on Friday
someone talks about having a bit of a tickle, oh,
it just stinks of your planning on taking Mondayactly, if
you get the tickle going on the Friday, then all
of a sudden, people aren't a sussed.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Did you have a.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Job, Yeah, I had an office job for years before
I did stand up, and I would lie all the time.
I don't think I ever took a proper sick day. Yeah,
always lies because I wanted to be paid for being sick.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That was that's the dream.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, even though I had sick days, you know,
but I I would always just I would just text
in to my bosses or male bosses just be like,
oh sorry, guys, U t I bang. No questions asked,
no question. They're not asking any of those questions.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
How many, like, in like a given year, how many
times were you saying you had a UTI?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They were getting really bad at at one point.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
The bosses just talking in media, starting to get worried
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
They're really hard to though. They are really hard to
get rid of. You have one, but if it's a
fake one also still very hard to get of.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Course, of course, sometimes you need the week, Will and
I got caught once.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So this is a.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Shocker at this station. Really, No, it was the previous
in Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So we were having a bit of a session on
a Friday night and we had a work event on
the saturday.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So unfortunately, one thing led to another and we had
a pretty big night. And then so Will and I
at some stage the following morning were like, we're probably
going to need to call in sick for tomorrow because
there's no way we can shut up in this state.
So we both wrote a text message to our boss
effectively saying food poisoning. We've both come down with this sickness.
(04:37):
Don't know what it was, bad prawn, shocking prawn. You know,
we both shared the same dish, so we've both come
down with it. And then, unfortunately, on Facebook there was
a photo posted of the two of us with a
group of our friends holding bloody Mary's on the morning
(04:58):
up and I'm pretty sure the caption was day two
is always better than day one. It was like, there's
going to be a tough explanation on Monday Morning's So
thirteen one, six five is the number? Have you lied
about why you had a day off? And did you
get caught? Maybe Will's lying?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh I mean really, Jin, I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Maybe anyway, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number
we are asking you guys if.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You've lied about why you've had a day off work.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And I think double points if you got caught, because
I really I just think the story is better and
as well, we like hearing about the effort that's been
made beforehand to really sell the line. We've got Katie
here on thirteen one oh sixty five, Katie, you lied about.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Having a day off, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What happened, Katie us So I.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Was getting married and I wanted to have a nice
long honeymoon ten days, and they wouldn't allow me anytime
off work. So I changed the date of my weddings
to be in a school holidays. I'm a teacher, yeah yeah,
and it didn't allow me enough time. So I just
thought I'll have two six days. So I spoke to
my boss and everyone was going to cover me. It
was all good, no worries, and I called in or
(06:15):
I messaged from Thailand to say, hey, we won't be
in because my husband's really sick. And when I returned
to work on Thursday, they called me into the office
and someone had dobbed on me. Yeah, to this day,
I never know. And we've been married sixteen years now.
(06:37):
And so Thursday afternoon they said, can you hand your
laptop him?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
See your lady, sir, you got sick, got sad.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Got back.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah. And the clincher was that my husband was actually
really sick. He actually didn't leave the hotel room for
those last two days.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I still.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Was.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
It was just the fact that I'd kind of pre
planned it, and they got me on the fact that
I was deceitful.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And this is sixteen years ago, so this wasn't like say,
this book wasn't to blame, or social media wasn't to blame, right, No,
this would be someone on that one's side.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
One threw me under the bus and then like no
one was allowed to talk to me, and I had
meetings and stuff, and they just went that and then forevermore.
I was using an example that you're not to take
time off to get married, otherwise you'll lose your job.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
My gosh, that is brutal.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And I thought we were tired. Here's truth, almighty. Let's
go to Tara. Now in thirteen one sixty five, Tara,
you told a lie to get a day off work.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Yes, I was severely hungover.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I'd run out of excuses of me being sick. I
don't have any children, so I told them that my.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Dog was sick.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeaph perfect, perfect, yep.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Right, And I was so scared about being caught.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
I made a fake Facebook page dedicated.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
To my sixth dog.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And did that sell?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
It?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Did it work?
Speaker 9 (08:07):
It worked?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I felt really bad.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So sorry to make a Facebook page about a sick dog.
It must have been like a significant sickness that you
were making a page about.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What was the sickness you went for?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
I told him that he ate something bad and then
we immediately had to go to the vet, and then
they gave an injection to throw up, and then he
was just tired and saw all and spread on and on.
And I only added people that I worked with to
the Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Perfect genius.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
What were you actually doing that you wanted the day off?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
I was just very very hungover, okay, and I literally
couldn't function.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I was like, no, I.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Can't go in, but I can't tell them I'm sick.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Everyone knew that I went out the night before, Yes,
and everyone else. Everyone else always says their kids are sick.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
So I was like, okay, my dog sick.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I mean when our kids are sick, though we
don't make a Facebook page about our kids being sick.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Let's go to Jason here on thirteen one. I six'. Five,
jason you also lied about having a day. Off what
was your?
Speaker 10 (09:08):
LIE i did, so me and my best mate at the.
Time this was like thirty years. Ago his girlfriend's parents
had a holiday house away and we'd gone up there
for the. Weekend didn't really want to come back, home
and we worked together for mate AND i and we
told my parents that my car had broken. Down rang
the boss and told him that the car had broken.
(09:29):
Down obviously thirty years, ago couldn't get parts or anything like.
That we had to wait for them all to be
shipped in so we could get the car. Sick but
there was actually nothing wrong with the. Car we spent
a full extra week up at the holiday. House my
parents didn't sent me money to get the car.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
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Speaker 1 (09:55):
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Speaker 4 (10:01):
Max oh, yeah oh, yeah it is WILLOW woodi that
in music that you've.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
GOT i got really like rock and.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Roll there you, did real angry look on your.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
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Is lizzy who will is off sick today and we
think watching episode one of season three of The house
of The, dragon which is now.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Streaming it's THE hbo original Series house of The.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Dragon it is now. Streaming AS i, said only ON Hbo.
Max it's a great show and a big part of the,
Show lizzie is.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
Dragons, Yeah house Of.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Dragons whoa.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
A bit of a, spoiler a little bit of a,
spoiler but they're big on the dragons in The house
of The, dragon and dragons breathe.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
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Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes so right, now to celebrate the fact That house
of The dragon is now, streaming we are offering the
opportunity for you guys to win ten thousand. Dollars all
you have to do is offer us something that's sentimental
to you and then we will if we choose, you
we will then put that item into a, fire a real, fire, genuine.
(11:16):
Genuine we had to get permits for. It we've got
like a pyrotechnics company what it is coming out to
observe the fire and we want to make.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
A massive fire as.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well there's talk about me getting on a flame. Thrower
what How, no, no well we're talking about. It there's
discussions as well the company and. Anyway so if you
want that to be, you thirteen one oh sixty five
is the.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Number just offer us something that is sentimental to.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You it doesn't necessarily have to be high monetary, value
by the, way it just has to mean a lot to.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You and we are going to burn it bloody.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oath, wow you seem way too excited about, it, dude
you have a fire?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Think OH i think? Sometimes, YEAH i love WATCHING.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I love watching. Fire, yeah me.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Too there's something about, that you, know you sit by
a fire and just watch.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
IT i love.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
THAT i lit a bonfire in my room as a.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
KID i didn't go that.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
FAR i thought we could bond then we could bond.
There but you've jumped. Off what would? You what would?
YOU i should? Say by the, Way currently in the
lead Is.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Julianne so she currently has the ten thousand dollars because
she has offered up love letters that she sent to
someone At World WAR, ii sorry was her her aunt
Her auntie's love Letters oh My god to someone at world,
sentimental super. Sentimental what would you offer, Up lizzie heeads
(12:42):
to win ten thousand, DOLLARS i.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Would offer up my favorite. Jumper this isn't going in the?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Fire is it my favorite? Jumper that you?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No my favorite jumper is like it's got hole it's really,
holy AND i. Reckon i've had it for about twenty.
Years there it's molded to my. Body it's already got
holes in, it AND i.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Reckon i've had.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Two boyfriends in this jumpers lifetime that have wanted to
throw it out and have bought me other jumpers so
THAT i wouldn't wear this. Jumper BUT i keep returning
to the.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
JUMPER i love it so.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Much i'll put in the fire.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Bit, okay that's your? Offer.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yep If i'm being, HONEST i Think julianne still takes the,
cake but rights.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
From the one that's the.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Jumper you're kidding?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Them thirteen one six five is the? Number offer us?
Something Knock julianne off the?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Perch what is jumper from the?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
PERCH i actually don't know when that's. Happening, guys when's?
That when are we doing the?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Fire?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Thursday? Okay, Right?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Thursday.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Right Thursday's. Friday that's when it's, happening Flaming. Thursday i'll
work on that flame On.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Thursday i'm not going to get it hot working for me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Anyway let's. Go let's go To jamie here on thirteen
one oh six. Five amy currently in the. Lead we've
Got Julie, anne who is offering up Her auntie's love
letters to a soldier In World War.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Two that's pretty, emotion it's pretty. Sentiment a bit of
a stitch up on the.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Auntie, YEAH i, mean, Yeah, jamie what would you like
to offer?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Up what's sentimental to?
Speaker 9 (14:28):
YOU i have my belly casting from my second born,
child WHO i did not do very many memorable things
for my pregnancy with her being the second.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Child of.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Course, yeah that, Happens that does, Happen. Jamie, okay so
this is one of the few what memories of the,
pregnancy and you are willing to throw that into a?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Fire?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yes and where is the belly casting?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Nowhere it is currently in a storage box in my. Garage.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay, okay so that's not on display or.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Anything, no it's been trying to keep it as safe
as possible because they're not thirty of, things.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
And what does that?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Look what does a belly casting look? Like do?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
You?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Is is there artwork on? It have you painted?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
It or?
Speaker 9 (15:21):
No it doesn't have anything on. It but, yeah it's
something that cannot be. Redone i'll never be pregnant with her.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Again it's very.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
TRUE i mean you could probably do a pretty good
copy of. It but but, great very, Sentimental, jamie thanks
for the.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Call let's go To dean.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Here, DEAN i also have just a few issues, sorry
just On, Jamie like if you if throwing in the
cast of a pregnant belly into a, fire that just
has all sorts of like stressful like, that that's almost
like blow, up we'll blow. Up or also it looks
like a pregnant belly got into a.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Fire, ye it feels.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wrong, right let's go to let's go To dean here
on thirteen one oh six y. Five do you know
what's something that's sentimental to you that you want to
throw into a.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Fire we're going to throw in a wall hung grandfather
clock crafted back in year. Apes it's thirty one years.
Old it's hung up on me parents wall for decades
there and it obviously we moved To. Queensland so somehow
my wife poured a hard and soul out to mom
(16:24):
and dad and they she convinced them to bring it To.
Queensland so now it hangs up on our wall with
the children that always look at. IT i don't know
how she got off, me mom And, dad because it
was a pride and joy and was very prices sentimental
to them and really meaningful to them as. Well so
now it hangs up in the kitchen now And i'll
(16:46):
value me. Life and the fall out with the parents'
wife and the siblings munkey.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Brutal so this.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Is going to cause a family. Fallout i'm in.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
A doghouse for ten Grand i'm trying to get got
to upgrade the family car because the three girls we've
got sort of sitting there like cann of sardines at the. Moment,
YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Get, THAT i get. It would you get?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That would you give them some cash to kind of
like soothe the burn a little?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Bit Don, Well i'm Thinking i'm gonna with mom And.
DAD i, Reckon i's freaking take the ashes with me
on my box them up and give a film For.
CHRISTMAS i.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Reckon it kind of feels like it's rubbing it in
their faces a little. BIT i, reckon thank You, dean
appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
MATE i do think the thing with The grandfather clock
is it's, wood, right, yeah great, fire great.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Fire it will, yeah it will add to the.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Fire that's a great.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Moment let's go To noah here and Then lizzie went
into decide what's the most Sentimental, noah what do you
want to throw in the? Fire for ten thousand dollars
all thanks to The house of The, dragon which is
now streaming ON hbo.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Max jetto, GUYS i have my silver medal THAT i
won overseas and an international archery competition WHEN i was a,
kid as well as my.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Jerseys ooh, okay tell us about this arch.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
They ARE i was The Trans tasman And international archery.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
COMPETITION i went.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
And show overseas as part of The Youth australian archery.
Team currently hanging up in my parents'. House it is
their pride and. Joy they've got my, jersey the photos
and the. Medal but for an engagement ring for my,
partner it is absolutely worth it to be in the doghouse.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
With i'll tell you what archery does feel Quite house
of The.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Dragon it, does especially if and, No i'm not sure
if you've still got the. Skills i'm not sure if
it's like riding a bike, archery but maybe you could
get a flaming, arrow, right flaming, Arrow, no.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Hang on here me like you're on the roof of the.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Station flaming arrow shoots the flaming arrow onto his old
jersey for.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Tars i'm sure that could absolutely be.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Done, yeah, Skills, yeah it sounds like it sounds like, So,
lizzie where are you're?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
AT i, mean you threw in old jumper of.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Which is very. SENTIMENTAL i mean one one woman's sentimental
is not another woman's.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Sentiment but we also we also have belly casting from Second,
Child we've got the grandfather, Clock we've got the old
archery gear from The Transatlantic.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Games, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Championship, yeah where you're, At where you're at WITHY i, Mean.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I'm not sure about belly. Casting it feels like it's
it's just in a tub, somewhere it's just.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Storage, now she didn't sell it well and then you
tried to, say like is there artwork on?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It just LIKE i don't know about the bellys just
plaster And. DINO i didn't really know What dina was on.
About no.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Talk for a long. TIME i didn't.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Understand about the grandfather. Clock at one POINT i thought
that he'd made.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It, yeah that.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
DECIDED i thought he said he made it in a year.
Eight but then all of a sudden it was in his.
FAMILY i was confused as.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, yeah maybe it was.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
SENTIMENTAL i was just a bit. Confused BUT i feel
like for, me It's.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Noah, Hey Noah, dallo you currently have the ten thousand
dollars my.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Friend thank you very.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Much you are very, welcome and you get training, mate
because we obviously we need to talk to the parrotechnics.
Team But i'm loving the, Idea joe Of noah shooting
a flaming arrow onto his old. Gear absolutely, Not, noah come,
on give you a. CHANCE i was telling you that
me and my Wife mim are having a role playing
(20:47):
romantic dinner this.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Week, wow it's pretty. Exciting it is. Exciting we've had two.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Kids this is actually the first, night so we're gonna
have dinner and then we're gonna have a night away
from the.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Kids and this is.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The first time we've done this since the birth of
our latest, Child.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Murphy, okay and that was eight.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Months, ago, yes seven eight months.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Ago, okay this is, exciting super.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Excited but we just thought to add a little bit
of spark to the whole.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Thing it'd be kind of cool if we rocked up
to the dinner separately and played.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Characters, okay met each other for the first.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Time loved about.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
That It's i'm. Pumped.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah SO i just, thought While i've got you here
in the, studio and so many people have reached out
to the radio show with suggestions.
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Speaker 7 (22:30):
Twilight you could be a bit mysterious and just start
her across the table for a, bit you.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Know, yeah she's going to go With, vampire AND i
think that you. Should THEN i would go With damon
from The Vampire.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Diaries he is, sexy he has a, backstory and he's a.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Romantics leather, jackets a black.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Shirt definitely the hockey player with regards to going in
on skate so you can actually get inline hockey.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Skates definitely a hockey player walking with your head gear
on and rip it off and then you could have
a week or something and just put your hair in
the air and away one of those fake check things
to make.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You look like Whoa kelly sounds, Okay so those are
the ones in the. League On, friday we were erring Towards,
vampire and that was based on like a social media.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Polls but people love the. Vampires, yeah that's that's a.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
THING i. Think definitely a millennial thing for. SURE i
can't know when you're. Saying WHEN i was hearing The
vampire chow, BEFORE i wanted to vomit LIKE i was viscerally,
like oh, no, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And that will ruin the. Dinner you don't want to rock.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Up to dinner with a cape. On that's.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Ridiculous SO i said the same, Thing. JANNALE i don't
think like the modern day vampires wear.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
CAPES i think.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
THEY i think they kind of just wear normal civilian clothes.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
And they've got a weird tooth or.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Something they got like sharp, teeth and also they like
they really want to suck your, blood AND i think that's.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Sexy no it's.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
NOT i went to a hen's party with a vampire
stripper and.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, not thank, you more. Questions so he came as a.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Vampire, yeah it was around that. Time it was around, ten,
ten twelve years. AGO i reckon and they.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Rocked up in A Hyundai.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Gets classic vampire, car Cramped Tudor gets and they came
out and, yeah he had a cape, on and it was,
yeah it wasn't. Good that put me off the.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Vampires, okay, OKAY i think this is important to. Hear
this is really. Important.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Intel So, LIZZIE i said to you before the, SONG
i want you to come up with who you think
for you AND i know it's not us having the,
dinner But i'm just interested to hear your. Perspective, who
for you is the sexiest CHARACTER i could rock up
to the?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Dinner Ass, WELL i have written down here off, campus
so that's that's something Because i've recently watched. IT i
think that's like front of mine for so the ice hockey,
player but you know ice hockey player not in. UNIFORM
i think like he's like, casual he's going, out he's
got his hoodie.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
On, okay, hoodie, yeah, yeah, yeah a college. Hoodie, okay,
Okay so is there a college in? Mind, YEAH i.
DON'T i don't, know Like Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Uni so the most desirable character that could rock up
for a dinner for you is someone in A Melbourne uni.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Hoodie, Look i've been single for a.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
While any character, rocking anyone that confirms the date and
goes through with it is good enough for.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Me the bar is.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Low it is so.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Low and you know one of the other Things i've
put down on my, List yeah, yeah please tell me
someone that, says, HEY i got your favorite, muffin.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Will is.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Away today's. Six, So, lizzie who is in the studio with,
me And.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Lizzie before before we get to you shaming your, BROTHER
i want to open up the phone lines here on
thirteen one oh sixty. Five just want to give anyone
listening now the opportunity to shame a. Sibling anything your
sibling has done that's, embarrassing call us and Let australia
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know about.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It and you're about to be.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Inspired by a truly amazing story about your, Brother. Lizzie
so this is SOMETHING i wanted to talk to you
more about for a long. Time it JUST i thought
about it for so many. Days later you joined us,
Here will AND i in the studio for an interview
and you told us about something that your brother was.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Promoting sometimes the comedy guards are, like, well here's what
your brother's been up. To you do what you want
me to my brother he is an. Influencer OH i
know In bali the worst kind and honestly he's not
even ashamed of. It he's the face of this, product.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Ball.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Boost you're both killing. It you're both just dominating.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Level one of my Friends wow saw it and was,
like hey have you seen?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
This AND i was, like why DO i even? Bother
is he? Still? Is he still the face of, no, no, Boost,
no he's not.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So, yeah and it was it was a, product without
going too much into, it where a family friendly, show
what was the product actually?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Doing it's designed to give you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
More, YEAH i think everyone's Got everyone's got? Perfect and
you told.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Me, ACTUALLY i KNOW i didn't know, this but obviously
before the show, TODAY i was just peppering you with
questions about this BECAUSE i love.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It the location of where he filmed His instagram post
for just where was?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
That, obviously this is like the funniest Thing i've ever
seen in my life because it's my. Brother and then
it was actually my ex boyfriend that sent me the
video link.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
And he was just, like have you seen?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
This AND i opened it, up AND i THINK i
was in such shock watching this sixty second reel thirty
second REEL i think it. Is and it took me
five goes to realize it was filmed in my parents',
home and because he was staying with them at the,
time it was filmed in my parents'. Home and then
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it took me another five goes to realize it was
filmed in my mum's. Bedroom and she is an eighty
year old. Woman she's an eighty year old, woman and
that kind of product shouldn't even be associated with my mother's.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Bedroom, No and surely he had the moment when he's
sitting there on your mum's bed where he's, like MAYBE
i shouldn't be promoting ball boost on.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Her maybe he did have that.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
Moment i'm not.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Sure i'm not. Sure maybe he was just, like all,
right let's get this.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
DONE i need to make a bit of. Coin it's.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
UNBELIEVABLE i JUST i love it so. Much so, thirteen
WHEN i was six,' five do you want to shame?
A sibling my brother he's usually a pretty straight up and.
Down guy he's Not a balinese influenzer like.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Your brother but there was one incident where he was
Living in london and he flew Back to australia For a.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Bucks party so, you know this was going to be a,
you know in the year's back kind, of session and
he was staying with. My parents but my parents found
my brother on the on the on the sidewalk in.
THE morning i, walked out so it was like six in.
The morning they found him napping on the side and
(29:55):
he had all this dirt in, his fingernails and so they,
were like what has? Happened here they brought him inside
and they were like? What's happened like why did you
decide to sleep on? The sidewalk and he was kind
of like he had. PATCHY memory i don't condone excessive,
alcohol drinking by, the way should, mentioned that but they
just asked him.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like how did this?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
All happen and he said he couldn't get his key in.
The door so when, that happened he went out to
the sidewalk and, Was like i'll just have a little
lie down HERE before i can get to a STATE
where i can. Do it but, he, THOUGHT oh i
might get Mugged while i'm. Out here So what i'll
Do is i'll dig a hole and he put his
phone in.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
His keys, you know all.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Shameful behavior had in a, drunk logic and he thought he.
Was genius he, was like they'll never find my phone.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
AND keys i buried it. Right here thirteen one oh.
Sixty five over to, you guys do you want to shame? A, sibling.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes get back.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
At them do you? Have? More, oh yeah my other
brother he tried to start a trout FARM during covid
in his. Backyard, pool yeah they, all died all the
fish done.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
In.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
A rental, You.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Sorry, so like so, he, goes so how do you
start a? Trout farm you gotta? Go out well you
had he had to take a drive to a.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Trout, farm yeah and like and he bought all this
TROUT and i said, to, him oh did you put
it in an eskie? Or something, he's, like no put
on the back in the car and then. Drove back
and then he'd emptied his backyard pool and put just
fresh water, in there and then like lobbed these trout
(31:40):
into the pool AND then i think they lasted a couple.
Of days he also went to the local creek and
sort of got some river reeds out and like plopped
them in.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
The pool and then but he.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Was so determined he went back to the trout farm
to get more trout and then put. Them, back yeah
didn't didn't, Work out but.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Didn't work so you never tried the trout or, YOU
know i.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Didn't never worked, they all but there it to be
fair to. His idea it's A great i still think
and my whole family thought that it was a. Great
idea did You? Really yeah we all we all like
that's how. Mental are we just got the message and
with the pictures of the trout and, the pool, were like,
oh yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Great Idea, so simon.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Well, done yes that's that's out of the.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Box thinking everybody.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Were all going a bit crazyzy? Were, we yeah he
was so determined and but he just didn't do. It
him but there is there is such thing, as hydroponics, not.
Hydropodics aquaponics, hydroponics, wrong. Wrong aquaponics and people have turned
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their backyard pools into actual like living, you know. Water
ecosystems so they've turned THEY'RE not i think you can
still swim, in them but people have like coy fish
and stuff in their backyard pools down and they put
like they're like creeks or, LIKE damns, i know.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Like ponds they're like real.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Life, ponds, right yeah That's what i'm trying.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
To say, oh, yeah, right yeah that's kind. Of, cool
yeah people were doing it. All right let's Go to
tyson here.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
On thirteen.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
We got tyson here on thirteen one oh, sixty five
giving you guys the opportunity to shame. A.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Sibling tyson what have?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
You?
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Got oh when we, were younger my sister she pinned
me up to a war and dust take my hand
to the war and threw dance at.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
My hand.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Whoa at?
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Your, Hand yeah i'd come inside and mom had to
pull them out of.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
My hand oh.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
My gosh was this like a retaliation?
Speaker 5 (33:56):
For?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
SOMETHING oh i, don't know, but yeah it went through
my hand and she.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
WAS grounded i bet she.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Was, Grounded sorry i'm just the.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Image here so your duct up to? A, wall yep
this is a wild thought for a child. To have
she duct taped you to. A wall so and of
the of the darts that she threw, at you was
she like one hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Strike?
Speaker 11 (34:20):
RATE oh i.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
THINK so i don't know her hand and eye coordination
these days, are horrible but, back then anything to do,
with me they were one hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Strike, rate wow.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
That's that's, Totally. Wild tyson not necessarily the.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
CALL that i.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Was expecting that's almost.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Man slaughter, Up, NEXT lizzie i feel like we've got
to know each other well for the last hour and,
a half although we didn't know each, other BEFORE but
i FEEL like i need to it just just warm
us up a.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Little bit and a personal question.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
For you, right next it's a pretty, personal QUESTION and
i just WANT to i just want to headline it,
by saying if it's, too personal we can just move
on with.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
The radio.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That's, fine okay that's up Next on Will and Woody
With Lizzy who.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Liz who is in the studio with Me. AND lizzie
i said to you Before that i've got a very
personal question.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
For you ready and, EMBRACING myself.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I haven't i haven't really run this by, the producer
so it might also it might also be a tiny. Bit,
inappropriate okay if it's received, that way we can just.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Move. On okay let's let you ask Me and, i'll
ANSWER or i.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Won't answer have you ever done? A? Bushwie, yeah okay?
Not inappropriate? Not, inappropriate, okay, great perfect let's go. Into
it how often do you do?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
You, bushby Well if i'm hiking or on a, bush
walk it's the only way you've got to get your friend.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
To do, look out perfect and you go on pop
a squat as you. Would, Say, perfect okay very. COMFORTABLE
question i wasn't sure how you were going. To respond
because this leads me to some ADVICE that i gave
to My.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Daughter REMY so i can be guilty of doing wheeze
in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
At home. Lemon, tree well there's no, lemon tree so
there's no there's no real excuse for it outside.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Of laziness just feels like sometimes you're in, the backyard
the toilet's all the, way inside you're doing in.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
The.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Backyard, yeah anyway my three and a half year, old
daughter she saw me Doing a. Wii outside she's obviously.
Got questions, She, says dad what are. You doing that's not. A,
toilet yeah that's not a toilet when you're doing it's a.
Fair comment and so it's a totally, fair comment. YOU know,
i SO but i had a moment as, a father and,
You know i'm trying to be a father who is
(36:48):
progressive and not sticking to. Gender NORMS and i, was
like you, know what it's kind of WRONG that i
think men doing bushweze as seen as, you know sometimes,
totally fine whereas if women do a bushwi maybe a
little bit. More CONTROVERSIAL and, I thought i'm going to
teach my daughter how to do a, bushway.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Great right.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
STRONG parenting i, was like come, over here it's called
a bushwi.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And there.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
And there are situations in your life where you're going
to need to do A BUSHWIK so i. Taught her
obviously it's a little bit harder for women to do a.
Bush week yes for, a, guy. Easy right you need
to hang off? A, tree. Yeah yeah is that the
technique that.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You that's what, we do hang off, a tree, legs, spread.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah yeah, right yeah hoping for a.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Strong. STREAM yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I needed you there that day to run my daughter.
Through IT so i did my best teacher we were.
Doing that so you hold the bottom of, the tree you,
lean back you do the WEAK and i, was like this.
Is great this is a. Bushwee remy and there we
be times in your life where you have to do
it and if anyone says that you can't, do that
just tell them to bug her off because you should
be allowed to, do, It.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right OKAY so I thought i'd.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Nailed, Parenting okay and you have those moments where, You're
like i've just been a great. Dad today the, next week,
thank you, Thank. You lizzie the next week my life
picked up my daughter from, kinder.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yep yep and.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
There's it's never a good moment when when the, teacher,
says hey can we have a, quick chat and, you
know we've had a few of those Chats throughout remy's.
Kinder experience and the kinder teacher pulled my wife over, and,
said hey it's not a, big deal but your daughter
today you it went and did a wei outside when
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we're all when we're all, Playing outside and my wife immediately,
was like that's definitely that's.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
My husband he wheeze in. The backyard she's just.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Copying him and, She, said okay, that's fine, that's fine
but it is a little bit of a problem when
then she, says, no, no, no, no no. It's fine
i'm doing a Bushweed and i'm allowed to. Do bushwis
and there are times in my
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Life and people, will say don't, do This but i'm
allowed
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard a.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast. Will is away. He's sick,
said Lizzie Pool is in the studio. Whitney and Lizzie,
I want to talk about Rod Stewart. In his eyes,
what is happening?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He looked like an honest man.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I agree. I trust him. I trust him to be
my accountant.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Trust any rock star the most honest people.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, Rod has proven that he is incredibly untrustworthy. He's
still he's still doing his thing at eighty one.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Which is impressive.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That is impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But he in one concert he was struggling so much
at the age of eighty one that he got an
oxygen tank brought to him on stage just so we
could get some some pure oxygen.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes, some sweet eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
What a rock star punching those sweet eyes guys.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So he gets his sweet oes on stage, and then
the following day he says that he has a respiratory
infection and he's going to have to cancel some shows.
This is all above board, It's okay, it makes sense.
He was he was on stage getting sweet o's. It
probably makes sense that he's sick. Unfortunately, he was then
sighted catching a private jet to go and see the
(01:41):
World Cup with his two kids. WHOA just reading between
the lines here, Lizzie, Who I just feel like this
whole oxygen tank thing was bs.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's a big setup, y.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Setup.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's very orchestrated, a lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Effort, right to like go like, I know, I'm going
to bring the oxygen tank out, you know, make it
seem like I'm really ill cancel the shows just so
i can to the sucker Yeah, with my boys. And
it's just the classic example, Lizzie of lying about the
reason to take a day off work.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, We've all been there.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Even though he's a rock star, he has the same struggles.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You can't be honest. You can't be honest about why
you need a day off. You need to lie. So
I would love to hear more stories on thirteen one
oh six five? What lie did you tell to get
a day off work? And then did you get caught?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You did? You also the setup to like how much
work did you have to put into that lie?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, Sometimes it's just a call on the day.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We always joke in this team that if on Friday
someone talks about having a bit of a tickle, oh,
it just stinks of your planning on taking Mondayactly, if
you get the tickle going on the Friday, then all
of a sudden, people aren't a sussed.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Did you have a.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Job, Yeah, I had an office job for years before
I did stand up, and I would lie all the time.
I don't think I ever took a proper sick day. Yeah,
always lies because I wanted to be paid for being sick.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That was that's the dream.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, even though I had sick days, you know,
but I I would always just I would just text
in to my bosses or male bosses just be like,
oh sorry, guys, U t I bang. No questions asked,
no question. They're not asking any of those questions.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
How many, like, in like a given year, how many
times were you saying you had a UTI?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They were getting really bad at at one point.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
The bosses just talking in media, starting to get worried
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
They're really hard to though. They are really hard to
get rid of. You have one, but if it's a
fake one also still very hard to get of.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Course, of course, sometimes you need the week, Will and
I got caught once.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So this is a.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Shocker at this station. Really, No, it was the previous
in Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So we were having a bit of a session on
a Friday night and we had a work event on
the saturday.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So unfortunately, one thing led to another and we had
a pretty big night. And then so Will and I
at some stage the following morning were like, we're probably
going to need to call in sick for tomorrow because
there's no way we can shut up in this state.
So we both wrote a text message to our boss
effectively saying food poisoning. We've both come down with this sickness.
(04:37):
Don't know what it was, bad prawn, shocking prawn. You know,
we both shared the same dish, so we've both come
down with it. And then, unfortunately, on Facebook there was
a photo posted of the two of us with a
group of our friends holding bloody Mary's on the morning
(04:58):
up and I'm pretty sure the caption was day two
is always better than day one. It was like, there's
going to be a tough explanation on Monday Morning's So
thirteen one, six five is the number? Have you lied
about why you had a day off? And did you
get caught? Maybe Will's lying?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh I mean really, Jin, I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Maybe anyway, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number
we are asking you guys if.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You've lied about why you've had a day off work.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And I think double points if you got caught, because
I really I just think the story is better and
as well, we like hearing about the effort that's been
made beforehand to really sell the line. We've got Katie
here on thirteen one oh sixty five, Katie, you lied about.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Having a day off, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What happened, Katie us So I.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Was getting married and I wanted to have a nice
long honeymoon ten days, and they wouldn't allow me anytime
off work. So I changed the date of my weddings
to be in a school holidays. I'm a teacher, yeah yeah,
and it didn't allow me enough time. So I just
thought I'll have two six days. So I spoke to
my boss and everyone was going to cover me. It
was all good, no worries, and I called in or
(06:15):
I messaged from Thailand to say, hey, we won't be
in because my husband's really sick. And when I returned
to work on Thursday, they called me into the office
and someone had dobbed on me. Yeah, to this day,
I never know. And we've been married sixteen years now.
(06:37):
And so Thursday afternoon they said, can you hand your
laptop him?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
See your lady, sir, you got sick, got sad.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Got back.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah. And the clincher was that my husband was actually
really sick. He actually didn't leave the hotel room for
those last two days.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I still.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Was.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
It was just the fact that I'd kind of pre
planned it, and they got me on the fact that
I was deceitful.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And this is sixteen years ago, so this wasn't like say,
this book wasn't to blame, or social media wasn't to blame, right, No,
this would be someone on that one's side.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
One threw me under the bus and then like no
one was allowed to talk to me, and I had
meetings and stuff, and they just went that and then forevermore.
I was using an example that you're not to take
time off to get married, otherwise you'll lose your job.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
My gosh, that is brutal.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And I thought we were tired. Here's truth, almighty. Let's
go to Tara. Now in thirteen one sixty five, Tara,
you told a lie to get a day off work.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Yes, I was severely hungover.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I'd run out of excuses of me being sick. I
don't have any children, so I told them that my.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Dog was sick.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeaph perfect, perfect, yep.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Right, And I was so scared about being caught.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
I made a fake Facebook page dedicated.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
To my sixth dog.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And did that sell?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
It?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Did it work?
Speaker 9 (08:07):
It worked?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I felt really bad.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So sorry to make a Facebook page about a sick dog.
It must have been like a significant sickness that you
were making a page about.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What was the sickness you went for?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
I told him that he ate something bad and then
we immediately had to go to the vet, and then
they gave an injection to throw up, and then he
was just tired and saw all and spread on and on.
And I only added people that I worked with to
the Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Perfect genius.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
What were you actually doing that you wanted the day off?
Speaker 8 (08:41):
I was just very very hungover, okay, and I literally
couldn't function.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I was like, no, I.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Can't go in, but I can't tell them I'm sick.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Everyone knew that I went out the night before, Yes,
and everyone else. Everyone else always says their kids are sick.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
So I was like, okay, my dog sick.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I mean when our kids are sick, though we
don't make a Facebook page about our kids being sick.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Let's go to Jason here on thirteen one. I six'. Five,
jason you also lied about having a day. Off what
was your?
Speaker 10 (09:08):
LIE i did, so me and my best mate at the.
Time this was like thirty years. Ago his girlfriend's parents
had a holiday house away and we'd gone up there
for the. Weekend didn't really want to come back, home
and we worked together for mate AND i and we
told my parents that my car had broken. Down rang
the boss and told him that the car had broken.
(09:29):
Down obviously thirty years, ago couldn't get parts or anything like.
That we had to wait for them all to be
shipped in so we could get the car. Sick but
there was actually nothing wrong with the. Car we spent
a full extra week up at the holiday. House my
parents didn't sent me money to get the car.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
Repairs Will, fire.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Season three of THE hbo original Series House that The
dragon is now streaming only ON Hbo.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Max oh, yeah oh, yeah it is WILLOW woodi that
in music that you've.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
GOT i got really like rock and.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Roll there you, did real angry look on your.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Face the person who owns that, face by the, way
Is lizzy who will is off sick today and we
think watching episode one of season three of The house
of The, dragon which is now.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Streaming it's THE hbo original Series house of The.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Dragon it is now. Streaming AS i, said only ON Hbo.
Max it's a great show and a big part of the,
Show lizzie is.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
Dragons, Yeah house Of.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Dragons whoa.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
A bit of a, spoiler a little bit of a,
spoiler but they're big on the dragons in The house
of The, dragon and dragons breathe.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Fire.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes so right, now to celebrate the fact That house
of The dragon is now, streaming we are offering the
opportunity for you guys to win ten thousand. Dollars all
you have to do is offer us something that's sentimental
to you and then we will if we choose, you
we will then put that item into a, fire a real, fire, genuine.
(11:16):
Genuine we had to get permits for. It we've got
like a pyrotechnics company what it is coming out to
observe the fire and we want to make.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
A massive fire as.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well there's talk about me getting on a flame. Thrower
what How, no, no well we're talking about. It there's
discussions as well the company and. Anyway so if you
want that to be, you thirteen one oh sixty five
is the.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Number just offer us something that is sentimental to.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You it doesn't necessarily have to be high monetary, value
by the, way it just has to mean a lot to.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You and we are going to burn it bloody.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oath, wow you seem way too excited about, it, dude
you have a fire?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Think OH i think? Sometimes, YEAH i love WATCHING.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I love watching. Fire, yeah me.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Too there's something about, that you, know you sit by
a fire and just watch.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
IT i love.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
THAT i lit a bonfire in my room as a.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
KID i didn't go that.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
FAR i thought we could bond then we could bond.
There but you've jumped. Off what would? You what would?
YOU i should? Say by the, Way currently in the
lead Is.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Julianne so she currently has the ten thousand dollars because
she has offered up love letters that she sent to
someone At World WAR, ii sorry was her her aunt
Her auntie's love Letters oh My god to someone at world,
sentimental super. Sentimental what would you offer, Up lizzie heeads
(12:42):
to win ten thousand, DOLLARS i.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Would offer up my favorite. Jumper this isn't going in the?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Fire is it my favorite? Jumper that you?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No my favorite jumper is like it's got hole it's really,
holy AND i. Reckon i've had it for about twenty.
Years there it's molded to my. Body it's already got
holes in, it AND i.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Reckon i've had.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Two boyfriends in this jumpers lifetime that have wanted to
throw it out and have bought me other jumpers so
THAT i wouldn't wear this. Jumper BUT i keep returning
to the.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
JUMPER i love it so.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Much i'll put in the fire.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Bit, okay that's your? Offer.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yep If i'm being, HONEST i Think julianne still takes the,
cake but rights.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
From the one that's the.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Jumper you're kidding?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Them thirteen one six five is the? Number offer us?
Something Knock julianne off the?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Perch what is jumper from the?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
PERCH i actually don't know when that's. Happening, guys when's?
That when are we doing the?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Fire?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Thursday? Okay, Right?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Thursday.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Right Thursday's. Friday that's when it's, happening Flaming. Thursday i'll
work on that flame On.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Thursday i'm not going to get it hot working for me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Anyway let's. Go let's go To jamie here on thirteen
one oh six. Five amy currently in the. Lead we've
Got Julie, anne who is offering up Her auntie's love
letters to a soldier In World War.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Two that's pretty, emotion it's pretty. Sentiment a bit of
a stitch up on the.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Auntie, YEAH i, mean, Yeah, jamie what would you like
to offer?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Up what's sentimental to?
Speaker 9 (14:28):
YOU i have my belly casting from my second born,
child WHO i did not do very many memorable things
for my pregnancy with her being the second.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Child of.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Course, yeah that, Happens that does, Happen. Jamie, okay so
this is one of the few what memories of the,
pregnancy and you are willing to throw that into a?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Fire?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yes and where is the belly casting?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Nowhere it is currently in a storage box in my. Garage.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay, okay so that's not on display or.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Anything, no it's been trying to keep it as safe
as possible because they're not thirty of, things.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
And what does that?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Look what does a belly casting look? Like do?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
You?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Is is there artwork on? It have you painted?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
It or?
Speaker 9 (15:21):
No it doesn't have anything on. It but, yeah it's
something that cannot be. Redone i'll never be pregnant with her.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Again it's very.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
TRUE i mean you could probably do a pretty good
copy of. It but but, great very, Sentimental, jamie thanks
for the.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Call let's go To dean.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Here, DEAN i also have just a few issues, sorry
just On, Jamie like if you if throwing in the
cast of a pregnant belly into a, fire that just
has all sorts of like stressful like, that that's almost
like blow, up we'll blow. Up or also it looks
like a pregnant belly got into a.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Fire, ye it feels.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wrong, right let's go to let's go To dean here
on thirteen one oh six y. Five do you know
what's something that's sentimental to you that you want to
throw into a.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Fire we're going to throw in a wall hung grandfather
clock crafted back in year. Apes it's thirty one years.
Old it's hung up on me parents wall for decades
there and it obviously we moved To. Queensland so somehow
my wife poured a hard and soul out to mom
(16:24):
and dad and they she convinced them to bring it To.
Queensland so now it hangs up on our wall with
the children that always look at. IT i don't know
how she got off, me mom And, dad because it
was a pride and joy and was very prices sentimental
to them and really meaningful to them as. Well so
now it hangs up in the kitchen now And i'll
(16:46):
value me. Life and the fall out with the parents'
wife and the siblings munkey.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Brutal so this.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Is going to cause a family. Fallout i'm in.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
A doghouse for ten Grand i'm trying to get got
to upgrade the family car because the three girls we've
got sort of sitting there like cann of sardines at the. Moment,
YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Get, THAT i get. It would you get?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That would you give them some cash to kind of
like soothe the burn a little?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Bit Don, Well i'm Thinking i'm gonna with mom And.
DAD i, Reckon i's freaking take the ashes with me
on my box them up and give a film For.
CHRISTMAS i.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Reckon it kind of feels like it's rubbing it in
their faces a little. BIT i, reckon thank You, dean
appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
MATE i do think the thing with The grandfather clock
is it's, wood, right, yeah great, fire great.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Fire it will, yeah it will add to the.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Fire that's a great.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Moment let's go To noah here and Then lizzie went
into decide what's the most Sentimental, noah what do you
want to throw in the? Fire for ten thousand dollars
all thanks to The house of The, dragon which is
now streaming ON hbo.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Max jetto, GUYS i have my silver medal THAT i
won overseas and an international archery competition WHEN i was a,
kid as well as my.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Jerseys ooh, okay tell us about this arch.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
They ARE i was The Trans tasman And international archery.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
COMPETITION i went.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
And show overseas as part of The Youth australian archery.
Team currently hanging up in my parents'. House it is
their pride and. Joy they've got my, jersey the photos
and the. Medal but for an engagement ring for my,
partner it is absolutely worth it to be in the doghouse.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
With i'll tell you what archery does feel Quite house
of The.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Dragon it, does especially if and, No i'm not sure
if you've still got the. Skills i'm not sure if
it's like riding a bike, archery but maybe you could
get a flaming, arrow, right flaming, Arrow, no.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Hang on here me like you're on the roof of the.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Station flaming arrow shoots the flaming arrow onto his old
jersey for.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Tars i'm sure that could absolutely be.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Done, yeah, Skills, yeah it sounds like it sounds like, So,
lizzie where are you're?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
AT i, mean you threw in old jumper of.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Which is very. SENTIMENTAL i mean one one woman's sentimental
is not another woman's.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Sentiment but we also we also have belly casting from Second,
Child we've got the grandfather, Clock we've got the old
archery gear from The Transatlantic.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Games, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Championship, yeah where you're, At where you're at WITHY i, Mean.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I'm not sure about belly. Casting it feels like it's
it's just in a tub, somewhere it's just.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Storage, now she didn't sell it well and then you
tried to, say like is there artwork on?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It just LIKE i don't know about the bellys just
plaster And. DINO i didn't really know What dina was on.
About no.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Talk for a long. TIME i didn't.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Understand about the grandfather. Clock at one POINT i thought
that he'd made.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It, yeah that.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
DECIDED i thought he said he made it in a year.
Eight but then all of a sudden it was in his.
FAMILY i was confused as.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, yeah maybe it was.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
SENTIMENTAL i was just a bit. Confused BUT i feel
like for, me It's.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Noah, Hey Noah, dallo you currently have the ten thousand
dollars my.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Friend thank you very.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Much you are very, welcome and you get training, mate
because we obviously we need to talk to the parrotechnics.
Team But i'm loving the, Idea joe Of noah shooting
a flaming arrow onto his old. Gear absolutely, Not, noah come,
on give you a. CHANCE i was telling you that
me and my Wife mim are having a role playing
(20:47):
romantic dinner this.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Week, wow it's pretty. Exciting it is. Exciting we've had two.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Kids this is actually the first, night so we're gonna
have dinner and then we're gonna have a night away
from the.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Kids and this is.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The first time we've done this since the birth of
our latest, Child.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Murphy, okay and that was eight.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Months, ago, yes seven eight months.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Ago, okay this is, exciting super.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Excited but we just thought to add a little bit
of spark to the whole.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Thing it'd be kind of cool if we rocked up
to the dinner separately and played.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Characters, okay met each other for the first.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Time loved about.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
That It's i'm. Pumped.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah SO i just, thought While i've got you here
in the, studio and so many people have reached out
to the radio show with suggestions.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
About who are you going to?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Play ACTUALLY i will play some audio. Here so it
came down, to after seriously like so many suggestions from,
people the two most popular choices Were, vampire what The
vampire's pretty? ROGUE i, mean the main person who was
Behind vampire was producer Around eli's because she's just obsessed with.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Love vampire.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Sexy, yeah you're getting, almost like quite emotionally attached to.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
It.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
YEAH i think about them As Edward, Cullen Damontre Stephan
sator all The, salvators just say The salvator family or
ice hockey. Player, well because of like heated rivalry and
then open.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
CAMPUS i think it's all.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Campus so here's a little bit of audio of us
just discussing between those Two Vampire.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Twilight you could be a bit mysterious and just start
her across the table for a, bit you.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Know, yeah she's going to go With, vampire AND i
think that you. Should THEN i would go With damon
from The Vampire.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Diaries he is, sexy he has a, backstory and he's a.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Romantics leather, jackets a black.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Shirt definitely the hockey player with regards to going in
on skate so you can actually get inline hockey.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Skates definitely a hockey player walking with your head gear
on and rip it off and then you could have
a week or something and just put your hair in
the air and away one of those fake check things
to make.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You look like Whoa kelly sounds, Okay so those are
the ones in the. League On, friday we were erring Towards,
vampire and that was based on like a social media.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Polls but people love the. Vampires, yeah that's that's a.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
THING i. Think definitely a millennial thing for. SURE i
can't know when you're. Saying WHEN i was hearing The
vampire chow, BEFORE i wanted to vomit LIKE i was viscerally,
like oh, no, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And that will ruin the. Dinner you don't want to rock.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Up to dinner with a cape. On that's.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Ridiculous SO i said the same, Thing. JANNALE i don't
think like the modern day vampires wear.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
CAPES i think.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
THEY i think they kind of just wear normal civilian clothes.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
And they've got a weird tooth or.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Something they got like sharp, teeth and also they like
they really want to suck your, blood AND i think that's.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Sexy no it's.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
NOT i went to a hen's party with a vampire
stripper and.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, not thank, you more. Questions so he came as a.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Vampire, yeah it was around that. Time it was around, ten,
ten twelve years. AGO i reckon and they.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Rocked up in A Hyundai.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Gets classic vampire, car Cramped Tudor gets and they came
out and, yeah he had a cape, on and it was,
yeah it wasn't. Good that put me off the.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Vampires, okay, OKAY i think this is important to. Hear
this is really. Important.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Intel So, LIZZIE i said to you before the, SONG
i want you to come up with who you think
for you AND i know it's not us having the,
dinner But i'm just interested to hear your. Perspective, who
for you is the sexiest CHARACTER i could rock up
to the?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Dinner Ass, WELL i have written down here off, campus
so that's that's something Because i've recently watched. IT i
think that's like front of mine for so the ice hockey,
player but you know ice hockey player not in. UNIFORM
i think like he's like, casual he's going, out he's
got his hoodie.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
On, okay, hoodie, yeah, yeah, yeah a college. Hoodie, okay,
Okay so is there a college in? Mind, YEAH i.
DON'T i don't, know Like Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Uni so the most desirable character that could rock up
for a dinner for you is someone in A Melbourne uni.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Hoodie, Look i've been single for a.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
While any character, rocking anyone that confirms the date and
goes through with it is good enough for.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Me the bar is.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Low it is so.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Low and you know one of the other Things i've
put down on my, List yeah, yeah please tell me
someone that, says, HEY i got your favorite, muffin.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Will is.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Away today's. Six, So, lizzie who is in the studio with,
me And.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Lizzie before before we get to you shaming your, BROTHER
i want to open up the phone lines here on
thirteen one oh sixty. Five just want to give anyone
listening now the opportunity to shame a. Sibling anything your
sibling has done that's, embarrassing call us and Let australia
(26:35):
know about.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It and you're about to be.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Inspired by a truly amazing story about your, Brother. Lizzie
so this is SOMETHING i wanted to talk to you
more about for a long. Time it JUST i thought
about it for so many. Days later you joined us,
Here will AND i in the studio for an interview
and you told us about something that your brother was.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Promoting sometimes the comedy guards are, like, well here's what
your brother's been up. To you do what you want
me to my brother he is an. Influencer OH i
know In bali the worst kind and honestly he's not
even ashamed of. It he's the face of this, product.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Ball.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Boost you're both killing. It you're both just dominating.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Level one of my Friends wow saw it and was,
like hey have you seen?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
This AND i was, like why DO i even? Bother
is he? Still? Is he still the face of, no, no, Boost,
no he's not.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So, yeah and it was it was a, product without
going too much into, it where a family friendly, show
what was the product actually?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Doing it's designed to give you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
More, YEAH i think everyone's Got everyone's got? Perfect and
you told.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Me, ACTUALLY i KNOW i didn't know, this but obviously
before the show, TODAY i was just peppering you with
questions about this BECAUSE i love.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It the location of where he filmed His instagram post
for just where was?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
That, obviously this is like the funniest Thing i've ever
seen in my life because it's my. Brother and then
it was actually my ex boyfriend that sent me the
video link.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
And he was just, like have you seen?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
This AND i opened it, up AND i THINK i
was in such shock watching this sixty second reel thirty
second REEL i think it. Is and it took me
five goes to realize it was filmed in my parents',
home and because he was staying with them at the,
time it was filmed in my parents'. Home and then
(28:42):
it took me another five goes to realize it was
filmed in my mum's. Bedroom and she is an eighty
year old. Woman she's an eighty year old, woman and
that kind of product shouldn't even be associated with my mother's.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Bedroom, No and surely he had the moment when he's
sitting there on your mum's bed where he's, like MAYBE
i shouldn't be promoting ball boost on.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Her maybe he did have that.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
Moment i'm not.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Sure i'm not. Sure maybe he was just, like all,
right let's get this.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
DONE i need to make a bit of. Coin it's.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
UNBELIEVABLE i JUST i love it so. Much so, thirteen
WHEN i was six,' five do you want to shame?
A sibling my brother he's usually a pretty straight up and.
Down guy he's Not a balinese influenzer like.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Your brother but there was one incident where he was
Living in london and he flew Back to australia For a.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Bucks party so, you know this was going to be a,
you know in the year's back kind, of session and
he was staying with. My parents but my parents found
my brother on the on the on the sidewalk in.
THE morning i, walked out so it was like six in.
The morning they found him napping on the side and
(29:55):
he had all this dirt in, his fingernails and so they,
were like what has? Happened here they brought him inside
and they were like? What's happened like why did you
decide to sleep on? The sidewalk and he was kind
of like he had. PATCHY memory i don't condone excessive,
alcohol drinking by, the way should, mentioned that but they
just asked him.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like how did this?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
All happen and he said he couldn't get his key in.
The door so when, that happened he went out to
the sidewalk and, Was like i'll just have a little
lie down HERE before i can get to a STATE
where i can. Do it but, he, THOUGHT oh i
might get Mugged while i'm. Out here So what i'll
Do is i'll dig a hole and he put his
phone in.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
His keys, you know all.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Shameful behavior had in a, drunk logic and he thought he.
Was genius he, was like they'll never find my phone.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
AND keys i buried it. Right here thirteen one oh.
Sixty five over to, you guys do you want to shame? A, sibling.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes get back.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
At them do you? Have? More, oh yeah my other
brother he tried to start a trout FARM during covid
in his. Backyard, pool yeah they, all died all the
fish done.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
In.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
A rental, You.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Sorry, so like so, he, goes so how do you
start a? Trout farm you gotta? Go out well you
had he had to take a drive to a.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Trout, farm yeah and like and he bought all this
TROUT and i said, to, him oh did you put
it in an eskie? Or something, he's, like no put
on the back in the car and then. Drove back
and then he'd emptied his backyard pool and put just
fresh water, in there and then like lobbed these trout
(31:40):
into the pool AND then i think they lasted a couple.
Of days he also went to the local creek and
sort of got some river reeds out and like plopped
them in.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
The pool and then but he.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Was so determined he went back to the trout farm
to get more trout and then put. Them, back yeah
didn't didn't, Work out but.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Didn't work so you never tried the trout or, YOU
know i.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Didn't never worked, they all but there it to be
fair to. His idea it's A great i still think
and my whole family thought that it was a. Great
idea did You? Really yeah we all we all like
that's how. Mental are we just got the message and
with the pictures of the trout and, the pool, were like,
oh yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Great Idea, so simon.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Well, done yes that's that's out of the.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Box thinking everybody.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Were all going a bit crazyzy? Were, we yeah he
was so determined and but he just didn't do. It
him but there is there is such thing, as hydroponics, not.
Hydropodics aquaponics, hydroponics, wrong. Wrong aquaponics and people have turned
(32:54):
their backyard pools into actual like living, you know. Water
ecosystems so they've turned THEY'RE not i think you can
still swim, in them but people have like coy fish
and stuff in their backyard pools down and they put
like they're like creeks or, LIKE damns, i know.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Like ponds they're like real.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Life, ponds, right yeah That's what i'm trying.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
To say, oh, yeah, right yeah that's kind. Of, cool
yeah people were doing it. All right let's Go to
tyson here.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
On thirteen.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
We got tyson here on thirteen one oh, sixty five
giving you guys the opportunity to shame. A.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Sibling tyson what have?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
You?
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Got oh when we, were younger my sister she pinned
me up to a war and dust take my hand
to the war and threw dance at.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
My hand.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Whoa at?
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Your, Hand yeah i'd come inside and mom had to
pull them out of.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
My hand oh.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
My gosh was this like a retaliation?
Speaker 5 (33:56):
For?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
SOMETHING oh i, don't know, but yeah it went through
my hand and she.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
WAS grounded i bet she.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Was, Grounded sorry i'm just the.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Image here so your duct up to? A, wall yep
this is a wild thought for a child. To have
she duct taped you to. A wall so and of
the of the darts that she threw, at you was
she like one hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Strike?
Speaker 11 (34:20):
RATE oh i.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
THINK so i don't know her hand and eye coordination
these days, are horrible but, back then anything to do,
with me they were one hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Strike, rate wow.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
That's that's, Totally. Wild tyson not necessarily the.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
CALL that i.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Was expecting that's almost.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Man slaughter, Up, NEXT lizzie i feel like we've got
to know each other well for the last hour and,
a half although we didn't know each, other BEFORE but
i FEEL like i need to it just just warm
us up a.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Little bit and a personal question.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
For you, right next it's a pretty, personal QUESTION and
i just WANT to i just want to headline it,
by saying if it's, too personal we can just move
on with.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
The radio.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That's, fine okay that's up Next on Will and Woody
With Lizzy who.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Liz who is in the studio with Me. AND lizzie
i said to you Before that i've got a very
personal question.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
For you ready and, EMBRACING myself.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I haven't i haven't really run this by, the producer
so it might also it might also be a tiny. Bit,
inappropriate okay if it's received, that way we can just.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Move. On okay let's let you ask Me and, i'll
ANSWER or i.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Won't answer have you ever done? A? Bushwie, yeah okay?
Not inappropriate? Not, inappropriate, okay, great perfect let's go. Into
it how often do you do?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
You, bushby Well if i'm hiking or on a, bush
walk it's the only way you've got to get your friend.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
To do, look out perfect and you go on pop
a squat as you. Would, Say, perfect okay very. COMFORTABLE
question i wasn't sure how you were going. To respond
because this leads me to some ADVICE that i gave
to My.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Daughter REMY so i can be guilty of doing wheeze
in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
At home. Lemon, tree well there's no, lemon tree so
there's no there's no real excuse for it outside.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Of laziness just feels like sometimes you're in, the backyard
the toilet's all the, way inside you're doing in.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
The.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Backyard, yeah anyway my three and a half year, old
daughter she saw me Doing a. Wii outside she's obviously.
Got questions, She, says dad what are. You doing that's not. A,
toilet yeah that's not a toilet when you're doing it's a.
Fair comment and so it's a totally, fair comment. YOU know,
i SO but i had a moment as, a father and,
You know i'm trying to be a father who is
(36:48):
progressive and not sticking to. Gender NORMS and i, was
like you, know what it's kind of WRONG that i
think men doing bushweze as seen as, you know sometimes,
totally fine whereas if women do a bushwi maybe a
little bit. More CONTROVERSIAL and, I thought i'm going to
teach my daughter how to do a, bushway.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Great right.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
STRONG parenting i, was like come, over here it's called
a bushwi.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And there.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
And there are situations in your life where you're going
to need to do A BUSHWIK so i. Taught her
obviously it's a little bit harder for women to do a.
Bush week yes for, a, guy. Easy right you need
to hang off? A, tree. Yeah yeah is that the
technique that.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You that's what, we do hang off, a tree, legs, spread.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah yeah, right yeah hoping for a.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Strong. STREAM yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I needed you there that day to run my daughter.
Through IT so i did my best teacher we were.
Doing that so you hold the bottom of, the tree you,
lean back you do the WEAK and i, was like this.
Is great this is a. Bushwee remy and there we
be times in your life where you have to do
it and if anyone says that you can't, do that
just tell them to bug her off because you should
be allowed to, do, It.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right OKAY so I thought i'd.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Nailed, Parenting okay and you have those moments where, You're
like i've just been a great. Dad today the, next week,
thank you, Thank. You lizzie the next week my life
picked up my daughter from, kinder.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yep yep and.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
There's it's never a good moment when when the, teacher,
says hey can we have a, quick chat and, you
know we've had a few of those Chats throughout remy's.
Kinder experience and the kinder teacher pulled my wife over, and,
said hey it's not a, big deal but your daughter
today you it went and did a wei outside when
(38:43):
we're all when we're all, Playing outside and my wife immediately,
was like that's definitely that's.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
My husband he wheeze in. The backyard she's just.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Copying him and, She, said okay, that's fine, that's fine
but it is a little bit of a problem when
then she, says, no, no, no, no no. It's fine
i'm doing a Bushweed and i'm allowed to. Do bushwis
and there are times in my
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Life and people, will say don't, do This but i'm
allowed
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