Keep The Mystique

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the free I heard at.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
But I've been stressed about something and I'm just so.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Keen to get your thoughts on it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
So have you ever been in a situation where someone
has said that they're organizing a gift for a good friend,
and then they've said.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Just put in what you want? Yes, I don't do
that too, Just.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Just tell me, just give me a figure where what
sort of present is it?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
So?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, So there was a big moment that a friend
was going through. It's a good friend, it's a big
it's a big occasion, good thing or a bad thing, good thing,
positive thing, So like an engagement or something, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And it was just there's a group of they've had
a baby. Yeah, it's something like that, like a meal train.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes, And there are ten to twelve people in a
WhatsApp group, and the person who's organized it has just said,
just put in what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
What should I reckon? We should Can you give me
a specific thing?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Because I reckon what we should do is you and
I say how much we'd put in At the same.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Time, I can tell you how much I put in?
What I would? I want to know for other things,
what you so like wedding present? Cash? How much are
you putting in? Say your number in three? There's there's
there's a factors, there's factor No. Have I traveled into state?
Oh my god, I no, I deducted?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Really if i've if i've most friends, you haven't traveled
three to one?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You lied? No, I didn't. I didn't out of the
two of you. Oh no, just for me? Oh no,
I was saying, there's a couple four fifty. Wow, that's
a lot. No, I'm surprised now, but I think per
head you think about there's that I'm a celebrity. Money
there it is there.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
It is definitely hamm that up.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
There's no way you put five and fifty dollars in
an envelope in your life. I do. I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I added fifty in case I think fifty.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Over two hundred. Can we come back to the real one, though,
because how can I just say for this present, can
you tell me what it is?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Because okay, okay, friend having a baby, Okay, it's a
meal train.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It was it was, yes, it was meal train. And
it was like their idea was, let's get them. I
think it was the ladies who dinner is a company
or something, the dinner lady Dinner. It's like a company,
and lunch lady ladies, the lunch ladies, dinner ladies.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
We actually just.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Got a voucher from about twelve people I think it was.
Was it twelve ten people? You?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I think you might have been involved in this.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
He's talking about the good mate.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
So he gave it to me on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, So he organized it was put in what you want? Okay,
Now I thought it was, you know, the dinner ladies.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
So I was like, Okay, the last thing I want
to do is show off here in flex by putting
in like a job your four fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I didn't want to have what just happened thirty seconds
ago in like a public forum. But I didn't want
Whitey knowing that. But then I was also like, you
don't want to be a tight as. You just want
to get in the middle. Yep, but I don't know
where the middle is.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Can I tell you what? I think it aggregated out? Too? Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yes, So what we ended up with from by the way,
all the beautiful people that pitch in.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's just really nice. Yeah, because it's hectic at home
at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But we got a seven hundred dollars voucher to go
and spend it a gourmet food take away joint.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
This looks amazing in this place.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I think he's pocketed one fifty now hanging away for it.
And then I think it's two or three hundred dollars
voucher to a sense of Self, which is a very
very fancy massage spa place in Melbourne. Is when I
started panicking, which I'm taking.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
By the way, you deserve it as the father.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Because Whitey was like, that's for Sam, and I was like,
no ways. And then as soon as he left, I
was like, Sam, I am taking that. That's yours, mate,
thank you, that's yours.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So that's a thousand dollars. It's a thousand dollars between
I think it's like twelve people maybe.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
So the first time that I started panicking was when
Whitey everyone had put in their hidden amount and then
Whitey goes, oh, wow, everyone's been so generous.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
We're not going to do the dinner lady, And I
was like, oh no, we're not going to do dinner
ladies because we've got a thousand dollars, right, and so
they've stepped up the gift.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
So just with the information that I had, which was
dinner ladies voutch, what do you think is a reasonable amount?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, I just want to know what you put in?
What you put in?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Give me what did you put in? No, I'm not
going first. I promise you, I'll tell you the truth.
But I don't want to go first.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, what did you put in?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
It's obviously less than one hundred less, of course, less
from you?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
And why are you joking? I spent a wedd present.
I just said a child, we're malnourished, we're not eating.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We want flegs. I didn't want to flegs. I chipped
in fifty backs. Then I was gonna pay more later,
and I was like, I don't want to make it weird.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
What's quickly becoming one of our favorite bits.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's a social media trend.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Basically, you get to say something honest to someone and
you remind them immediately afterwards before they react, that we
listen and we don't judge.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And we've got to try really hard to listen I
reckon and I reckon. You cross that line a little bit. Mate,
You dip into.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Told me your whole family had worms. Now I don't
bring up my listen, we don't judge. That was tough. Yeah,
well we listen, we don't judge. Yeah, no, I don't
think I judged all that much. But I found it
very funny. I think it's clear by the way, I'm
addicted to the worming chocolate. But yeah, we don't listen. Delicious,
It's delicious, the worming chocolate. Okay. So I think that.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You and I, as you know, guys that are in
their mid mid thirties, we find it hard.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
To late thirties. You're getting there.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm thirty six. Speak to yourself. That's a mid for.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Me because I'm thirty seven. You are, so I am
a year old. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
So, I think you and I are in this really
awkward spot esthetically where we either choose to go the
gas man.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh no, we're not there yet.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
We're not there yet, but we've got to, you know,
we've got to start thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Are we going the tucked in polo or mate?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Some of my friends they've gone, they've just they've just
they've done it. Yeah, they're in their country roads, but.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
They're in the nine to five.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
We're you know, we're still to roll into a ratioill
be a bit of a curse for us as well.
We've got to dress casually and you know, casual chic
the cameras, which is tough because we're either going a
country road or we you know, we take ourselves out
by ourselves, something which is relatively trendy for the kids.
But then there are things that you know, you and
I trying, like you know, sexy dars, digital guy. We

(06:59):
can't be rocking up wearing you know, he's got the
e and he's on. I mean I was wearing them
in the year five.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, held onto them. They're back in a big way.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, you know cyrus, the cyruses, that's what I used
to wear, a cyrus or globes. What are they turn
you turn your mic on, Darcy can tennis shoe on,
But you can't turn your mic on.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I don't know how to use this thing to do it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
There you go, what are they wrong? What are your shoes?
CRUs So? I saw that a diesel had on the
other day.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
He's all this year that you and I used to
wear when we were fourteen or younger than that.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Do you weing a wou tang shit? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So that's all coming back, but you and I can't
dive back into that era, but occasionally I think it's
important that we try so, because I was thinking about
this the other day, right, so recently, so I had
to do a summer shop, summer shop. I do a
summer summer shop. I do two shops a year. I
do a winter shop and I do a summer shop.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh sorry, it's clothes for summer.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So I went out doing my summer shop.
I bought two pairs of shorts. The thing is, with
the short game, a year ago, you and I probably
wore tighter, shorter shorts. I'm still hanging on. I won't
show you my shorts that I'm currently wearing.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
No, no, I know, because this is what I want
to talk about.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
But then recently that the fashions really moved into a
shorts getting longer.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
They're wider and longer. Yeah, shorts and wider and longer.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
And again that's the call for us. Do we go
to the country roads keep the navy blue shorties on
that you could probably play tennis in go for a
bomb off the portza peering or do we go you know,
keep up with the kids. Now, you and I both
made the call to keep up with the kids. Yeah,
you know I've got move after the raffae and three
quarter short gene, you know, sort of my longest shorts
have ever bought, very dorky in the store. Yeah, and

(08:30):
I saw and I saw them on you, and I
was like, wow, woods, good for you, Well, good for you.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm not your don't judge me for listening. Listen, you listen,
don't judge you listen, don't judge judge now flipped me.
I'm supposed to be about you. It's about you, so
just listen. It is Yeah, you listen, you don't judge.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So so I saw that you bought the shorts, Yeah,
the three quarter denims, and they look good except you.
You've still got your slip on vans, which I think
is a problem. But you've got your three I want
to get rid of shoelacers. But I put my phone,
well this is what I was going to bring up
with you. So you've got the three quarter denim shorts.
Now the work the work shot. It's a work wear thing.
It's a trendy thing at the moment. All shorts and

(09:16):
pants have got a loop for your hammer and you know,
your tool belt and whatever else.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now the thing is you don't use them. I didn't
know that. That's just an aesthetic. I didn't know. Now
what I have noticed you're doing.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yes, and again, you can't put your phone in that
long You can't put your phone in that long toom pocket.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I need to pull you up. I need to. I've
seen the comfortable. It's more comfortable, mate.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I put my phone in there so much now that
it's got a mark there from the phone dust.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Does you don't put your phone in that pocket?

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, how do you sit down when you're driving? It's
too tight on your thigh? Yeah, okay, I do get that.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, you just take it out of your pocket. About
a week ago, Woods made the wild assertion that he
could do the.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Job of one of the guys in the Pit Crew
Willem Woodies Pop Up Pit Crew.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
From William Woodies Pop Up Pit Crew to walk in
your Grandma's pitbull.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
You really can get anything done with air tasker. And
it's the best job.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
It's the it's the job that everyone looks at when
the car goes into the pits that this is the gun,
the gun that takes the tires off. It looks awesome.
It's always been a dream of mine. Plus looks super easy.
And to prove that, well, they're all in town at
the moment, just so you know, so you know, some
of them will be offended by this.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Well, sure be offended by my words, but when my
actions speak for themselves, you've got nothing.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Wow. Man, that was amazing. Wow. So here's how I
proved myself. Here's how we proved ourselves. Yeah. We thought
of a plan for Dad to come into the radio
station here. Yeah, okay, called him and said there were
some ads to read and that he was going to
receive some money. Money for dad. It's like honey for

(11:18):
a Bee's tragic, isn't it. It attracts him very easily. Yeah, okay, he.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Left his grandchild. I think he did.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
He did, but money talked in the White law household. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
The plan was, while he was upstairs at the radio station,
could we remove all four of his tires and then
put new ones back on and then effectively have him
just drive away.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
The other thing you need to know is we think
he was doing like a like an unwilling like an
unwilling pit stop.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
So the other thing which you need to know before
we play you how we went this morning with this
is that we got four people off air Tasker to
help us out with the mission. Yeah, we had a
mechanic and three people distracting my dad, so he took
more time in the radio station.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Here is how we went this morning with.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Wood his dad on the way to record some very
important adds fair Tasker.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
We got to work. All right, let's jack it up.
Let's jack it up, boys. Where's the jack? Where are
the bolts? Well, Adrian, the mechanics already proven his value.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Oh wow, you're just straight in there, Adrian, nice lit up.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Will we be without you? Mate? How did you find
the place to foot the jack? It's got a tracking point?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah? All right, let's go for a few early Hicus.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Have you got the tying going?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
And you know you guys heard it. Let's throw him socket.
So have you gotten another socket? It's got to be
a seventeen seventeen? Where are the tires? The pop up
pit stop roared into action. This is awesome. You go

(12:54):
that's what the pitstop guys do. Here's the top, we'll
get it tip. Oh yeah, tires. Sorry, I think we
could be a pit crew.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Like I feels like we've got a bit of momentum.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Dad was out of reception and into the recording booth.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Tasker has an epic community of taskers, different skills to
help you get anything done, like changing your tire. And
as the official partner of the Visa Cash app from
raising bulls raising bulls, they could probably change your tires
quicker than I could read this ad.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
One tire down, give me our uptop. Boys, that's it,
and now I go back here.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
How are we going on time?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
By the way, like, where's the at?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It was time to deploy the distractions as Steve made
his way back to the car. Distraction one a gardener
who needs a hand moving some plants.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
My back, Sorry, mate, close to get to give me
a hand back. Yes, I was gonna dragon around the corner.
That's all right, that's just two more fights, all right,
just put me down. There should be right, another hand on,
two more flats, all right, Thanks for having out, buddy,
appreciate that worry.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Sorry, Distraction one's happening me own gyms. We've got three
minutes three times. This is when the pitt trew actually
needs to step ba blame it on. Let's Jack get
it in there.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
The crew is on now distraction too very chatty receptionist.

Speaker 10 (14:12):
Hey Steve again, I'm Jordy on reception Okay, yeah? Are
you will a Woodies? Father tells me you're a mad
Melbourne supporter? What's on for today? Give Steve? You're on
a coffee or I'm good to get all the different
radio stations here? Move around a huge Melbourne supporter. Do
you want to guess what's the water?

Speaker 8 (14:29):
I am?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Have you been listening in like at nights?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Did you want a coffee or not? Are you're right?

Speaker 10 (14:36):
I'm okay cool, Loving to meet you, Steve.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, all right. By time was running out, but the
pop up pit crew were fun.

Speaker 11 (14:43):
Some nice, hot nice Steve approached the final boss of
all distractions, a stall serving delicious cakes.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I feel like I've been a bloody dream.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
I'm about to wake up and realize this is not happy?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
But will the cake spys enough time to finish the pit?
Stuff is at the cake stall. He's at the cake stalk. Jemi.
We are going to be tightly pushed for this, so.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
The stage is set for an all time finish. I mean, Dad,
he's at the cakes. We knew this was going to
be the best distraction though. Dad loves cake and he
loves saving money. It's free cake.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
So the idea was that he was going to be
there for at least wow, ten to fifteen minutes, trying
every single cake that was on offer. Yeah, we had
one time to go. Yeah, so we had Lance on reception,
great small talker. He just started chatting to Dad.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I think that was Jordi. Lance was the guard though.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Who he had He had a selection of indoor plants
that your dad had to move around.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
You are right, I'm not good with names. And we
had the most important there. We had Adrian the mechanic,
who was down there.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
It was just actually I did it was surprised he
was on Air Tasker because he actually has his own
mechanic shop, just like does Air Tasker in his spare time.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
He was in the side.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Let's I mean, like, I'm sure you guys have if
you've heard the first part of this is seat in
the video. We were gone, gone, and it was funny
without Adrian but he was unbelievable. When we were first
talking about this, I didn't want to like, I don't
need him Macain, it's easy. But like when we when
we looked at the car like the guard, I didn't
even know where to put the gun.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
There was this thing a hubcappo where we had the
wrong socket as well going massive we had Adrian, but anyway,
we were going really well.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Dad was on the final distractor, which was Angela with
the cakes.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
We didn't know how long he was going to be
at the cakes for. We had swapped off three tires.
We were working on the final tire. Yes, did we
get it done in time? With three tires down? Fatigue
and other challenges were setting in.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh my god, tires are disgusting.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
All right, we'll chuck the bolts here. Oh mate, come on.
The guns meant to be your.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Our only glimmer of hope was what is Dad's penchant
for free cake?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
How long have we got? Where is it? He's coming
down the lift over having the cake.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Stores there, Come and come.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's it socket socket. We'll move with that gun.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
We'll move.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I've got the gun.

Speaker 11 (17:18):
I've got the gun, and you can't drop this side
of the car.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
But despite our best efforts, the pop up pit crew
had fallen short.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
And as proud as I was of the whole team,
it was time to run like cowards and.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Run and run away and run away. We're gonna go.
We just gotta go.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
We just gotta go.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Just gotta go, Just gotta go. We gotta go. Oh, look,
you helped yourself with the cake, so we need that
to work. You didn't want to go a second? Was
you shame?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
We didn't organize an air tasker to come and be
the getaway car because we were. We were caught very
much with our pants down at that point. Nothing want
to say. I mean, I think you proved wrong. If
we end out there, I want to hear I think everyone.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Wants to hear it. Well, not necessarily.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
They changed four car tires in like fifteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
We couldn't do it in twelve to fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, no, I get that. But they have a jack
that lifts the whole car up in one move. I
don't mean to blame Adrian. He was great. He was
great this morning. When he said he had a jack,
I thought he had the multi jacker, which I'm sure
is the lingo that the beginnings used. I thought we
could get Zame to lift the whole car up. So
I'm not fully gonna say that I'm wrong just yet. Okay,
but look, I'm not the best.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I'm not the best at it, and I fully appreciate
today wasn't a success.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
But thank you to all the air taskers. A hoist
someone's riding.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I thought he was going to bring a hoist and
then will you also didn't have your own gun.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
We had to share the gun. Listen, there were a
lot of it. There were technical difficulty. Wow, here we go,
wow wow wow wow. All right. I mean you looked
like Ellen Degenneres. Doesn't mean you need to act like her.
Look at you just blaming all of the back of
the house. I'm fully embracing.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
It.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Should have organized two guns, two guns. It wasn't me organizing. No,
I'm not blaming you. Good we produce this, It'll be
a posto chat. It'll be a posto chat. I've been
made to look terrible. I've been made to look terrible.
I also I haven't heard from Dad. By the way,
it worked out well for him at the end of
the day, he did well. We haven't heard from Dad.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yet we're not sure if he got hutcause at the
end of the day we did change for him and
put them back on, and we can only hope that
his car made it all the way home.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Taskers did a great job though. The distracting was phenomenal.
That was key. It was pivotal. So we were nowhere
and you were wrong or and all though.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Air tasker Dick, what do he has a pit crewmember,
let's get it. I would have found a soft drink,
no dy, no.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Beer or soft drink.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Based on the sound of the can opening, Bethany, Hye, hello,
here's can number one.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
We'll get to know if you get it right here
it comes.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
That was a can.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Can.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yes, we.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Left us on the edge there by saying you can.
They're all can. That's okay, Bethany, he's sound nervous. I
get it.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's ten thousand dollars if you get sixteen in a row.
Here's can number two.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Soft drink.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Sorry, bad bad like be like beth We love your work.
Good try, good try.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I mean the record is still fifteen from Renee in
Hoppers crossing openline.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
That it's correct.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Eliza did assurance Renee, Yeah, Renee rene from Hoppers cross.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Unbelievable, unbelievable. Do you think you can beat renee from
Hoppers crossing? Eliza?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Come on, here we go, can one? Here we go?
I think it was soft green.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Your correctizer, You are correct. Let's just crack into a
second month seven? That's gay?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Sorry, that was okay? That was not the crack. Wasn't
the crack? That was a weird It was a strange coke. Yeah, strange,
very strange coke batch. All right, Rosa, let's go to
Hello high Rosa. Hi, how do you know the deal?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
So it's fifteen in a row is going to get
you ten thousand dollars sixteen sixteen.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
That'd be huge, wouldn't it.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
Here we go, soft drink?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
That was.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
So?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Shall we more of this right up next on your Friday?

Speaker 5 (22:23):
I mean it's it's been dog met Australia.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
To be honest, I would say tepid.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I like to believe that people are doing this at parties,
doing what playing?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Can you hear it?

Speaker 11 (22:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Is there a world where people are walking unto people
at house parties and going closure eyer, soft drinks, breaking
and drink and there what you're trying to say that
we're embedded into the.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Fabric of cultural Australian identity.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I guess that's what I'm trying to say, that's what
I'm hoping. That might be a number of years off us,
but I keep playing, keep doing it, kept doing it, Ali,
do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
People are doing that? Ali?

Speaker 8 (23:02):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, but you don't want to play. You want to
play on it comes can number one. I'm going to
go with beer, sorry, Alie.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh, soft drink. I was a seft thing.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
That's okay, that's very polite if you Ali, thank you
for cooling Natasha.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
That's called how are you Natasha? Oh? Would you appreciate
it if you went to it?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Just a classic Australian pub and the bartender said, you
close your eyes and you, after initially.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Been scared, free drink, Yeah, if you get it, yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
And then he cracked a drink and was like, was
that beer or soft drink? Would you think that's kind
of cool?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I think people should just start doing it.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Although I suppose if you're the bartender, you're only cracking
self drinks.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
There true, true a hole in it, but that's a
very self drink though, very solo. A little bit of fun, Natasha.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Let's hope we can get you a free ten thousand
dollars sixteen in a row.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
He's the first one. That's strange. Oh, I tell you what,
I tell you what I think we need.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I think we might need one more player. Well, well,
I think we couldn't be colder. We couldn't be colder
right now, let's be sexy Sexy.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
He's a new member of the team. I'm not even
trying that. Sexy has had a beer? Is he? Have
you had a beer?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Here? Has Sexy does had a beer? He's twenty one,
he's twenty one years old. Who knows if you had.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You had a beard? Yeah? I drink him all after
this segment, Oh, cure pleasure eyes. Sexy does. If you
haven't seen the man by the way, get to our sergies.
I'm sure he's on there some way. There is a
reason we're calling him. Sexty does.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
All right, here we go, Yes, soft drink, come on,
just dasping the ten grand Yep.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
He does?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Okay, he can number two days? Yeah, go again? Doesn't
work again?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Get the hell out of You're just happy you got
one over him.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I recalled you Ellen the other day because that Ellen
video is popping off. I hated and dancing. I hate it.
This is very unprofessional of me, but you unprofessional.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I might just need one of the producers to summarize
the story for me that I saw but didn't read properly.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Led to a thought, choose your producer's your choose your Analise. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh, she doesn't look sure of herself.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
She can't find all that there's grambling out there. There's
they're trying to band together. Which of them? Do you
know much? They're working together? Like raptors in Jurassic Park?
A girl, I know a little bit about this story.
What's the story? Found it?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So there was a monk who sent a like parishioner
over two hundred moods of himself on a beach in
spiritual positions brilliant, So he was he was like charged,
et cetera. But they found it's not guilty because he
was in spiritual poses.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
What's a spiritual pose.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Like facing the beach?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
It was just really stressed, like poss like he was
he was.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It looked dodgy, but then they were like, oh, it's
all in the name of worship, exactly right, right, Okay,
so it wasn't really Yeah, dodgy, he's not hands on
the ground praying.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Not hands on the ground, more like standing up. It
looks yogur ish. But to keep his did he keep
his beads on? You can't see it. It's like a silhouette.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
But I don't know if I just stick that for
the article because obviously you can't show.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
And he sent how many? Two hundred?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
So I said to myself, that's a good said, I said,
I said, that's a lot of shoes. I was talking
to Joe about this and I said, that's a lot
of notes. And she was like, that's nothing, And I
was like, two hundred and one. Not many amature numbers
in one sitting. Two hundred, two hundreds a lot shocked.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I wouldn't do it back and forth too, like here's
here's an album of me naked.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Like three hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm not embarrassed say that I've sent notes, like a
lot of notes.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I'm not embarrassed to say that how many? Because I
find this very interesting. I'm happy to open the floor
here to every one of the team.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I love this because I just don't I saw you know.
This isn't my bad. I'm not a big nerds ending guy.
It's like I might be. I might be, and maybe I.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Think we could. I could do it.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I could direct it if you want, I could direct
your shoot. Don't just shake your head.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
The thing about that, especially after the birth of a baby,
when you're trying to bring the you know, a bit
of sizz back, it's a beautiful way to build up
a bit of like a bit of tension and a
bit of excitement about you know, the natural spark.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Well, we're not we're not. We're not there yet, but
that's fine. When I come to you, I'll come to you.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Sure. So how many nudes over? How many nudes have
you sent in your life? Do you think? Over or under?
Two hundred? So here's the thing, so over it gets
his thing? Just say over. We can move on. Then
I can get a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
No because so you say, because because because sometimes it's
over under two hundred probably over, But because sometimes if
you're a distance from the person that you are cajolling with,
then you know you will have like a you know,
I'll send I'll send you know, twenty.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Seven if you're away from them. We call that because
in my head, that's like one nude session.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, I'm talking like cumulatively. How many nerdes over two
hundred over haven't No, I think between between two and
between two and five. How many How many photos of
my body have I taken while whilst it's naked, over
a thousand?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Because you've got to try, You've got to try different.
Because there.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Are some photos of myself naked that I have taken
that I wouldn't show my fan, I wouldn't show anybody then, like.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, that was weird. That was a weird first example.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
But obviously because it's all about the angles, the lighting,
the you know, what do you what are you?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What are you doing? Yeah? Which way? I can't something?
Something works, some things don't work.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yes, I'm obviously biased here, but obviously you know, I
think that the female body is a much more beautiful
thing to look at object Like yeah, you're a straight male,
of course, but you know what I mean. I just
feel like men male bodies are hard to make look good.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
You can put it into a position that.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Is bearable, yes, but there's there's there's a much smaller
mark like I think they've just got more to work
with as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, got upstairs and downstairs.
Sure there's a lot more.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, so we've only got one thing to kind of
like keep them a steak around.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, Tommy, can I can I ask you? Yeah? What
over zer unders two hundred? Easily? Yeah? Where you at there?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Should we go to a thousand with you?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I feel like I feel like I'm like a croupierated
a bidding table here.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
If an action an auction? Can I hear a thousand
from you?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
If you've got like one copy and you send it lots,
is that count fine?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Or does that sound I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
You've been happy with a new like on grinder, there's
like you know, it saves them and then you can
send them to different people.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I would like anyone who's listening there, who has received
a ned for me to know that they were all
bespoke