Life Size Ricky Ponting For Christmas

• 100 pizzas to your door
• Macca's Taste Of Forgiveness
• What's in the bag?
• Give us the cheating evidence
• Cinnamon Dusting

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast. What have you sent someone
because you didn't like them? Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah, that glitter bomb, that glitter thing going around
A while ago.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
We had send someone glittering an envelope.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
There was a company set up that you could you
can reach out.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's all they did, glitter like.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
They filled envelopes, filled of your your hated people's.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, well, yeah, that's that's something that you'd sent someone
because he didn't like them.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I mean, Anthrax was happening for a while. Was he
wont to take those.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Calls the on? Don't think you delibered. Did you deliberately
send Anthrax? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Sorry, that was like a I would kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah. No.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
A little while ago, I know that Samsung, the company
Samsung got into a big legal battle with apphole. Yeah,
and do you remember they paid them. It's a billion
dollar fine in thirty trucks. I was hilarious, filled with nickels,
so five cent pieces. Brilliant genius, which for me probably

(01:22):
takes the cake here in terms of sending something to
someone because he didn't like them.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I once gave gave someone I didn't like this person,
so I gave them a massive telescope, just a real
I saw that I.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Knew me my birthday that was you bother because I.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Just knew their partner would hate it, but they'd have
to keep it because it was a gift, and for
years they had to have.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
This huge give me a steamer for my thirtieth birthday.
I'll just keep doing it to you, mate. Just what's
the most impractical gifts that I could give? And the
reason we're talking about this, I'd actually like to get
your take on this. Woods.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
So there's a food influencer TikTok, a lady who got
got sent in an ordinate.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Amount of dip.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh yeah, what what kind of dip? French onion dip?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Not my kind of dip, but still I made a
popular dip. Have a listen.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
They were like, hey, we want to send you fifty
to one hundred cases of French onion dip. I got
a little weird. I put the entire email in chatty
put and I was like, is this legitimate? They were like, holt,
don't do it anymore. This is not real, Like you're
gonna get scammed.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
So block center.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Fast forward to two weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I get a really nice man and he was like,
I have fifty cases of French onion dip for you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Wow, she got sent six hundred tubs of French onion.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Dip and didn't pay a cent for it. No, I
don't think so that's extraordinary strange. It's super strange. But like,
what a what a moment, because you can just you
just you just turn and profit. Now you could you
could you know, ten cents for a dip?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh so sorry, you want an on sell it?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, what else are you gonna do with six hundred
tubs of French onion dip with lin the bin?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Give it to my family. Not everything needs to be
a dollar making opportunity.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Man. Yeah, but once you've given it to your family,
you've got five hundred and ninety five French onion.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
We're big French onion people from We're big on it.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I'd love to know thirty one or six five
have you sent something to someone because you didn't like them?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't reckon that's that annoying the French onion did.
But yeah, I don't want to do with it.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't do this anymore. Actually, I can remember the
last person. We didn't do it, and we've got a
bit of trouble. But if we didn't like someone or
there was a beef with them, I would sometimes call
Pizza Hut and order one hundred pizzas to their house.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You got a hundred.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I've done one hundred before, Yes, for mine, like twenty
to thirty was enough. Now one hundred pizzas twenty five
hundred dollars surely, see that's I mean, that's on Pizzahut
a little bit like who's making an order of one
hundred pizzas?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well? It's for them to sort out, isn't it. Someone's
got to figure it out down that end? What ended
up being the wash of that situation obviously, you know,
you just know that they're annoyed. And this is since
I saw that person at school on Monday and they
just had an air about them then had a bad weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, if you were. I was
actually in their class. Was huge. It was a teacher.
I was, yeah, you how did you know where the
teacher lived? That's seriously, see how much I can say here?
So that's a lot. So you sorry you figured out? Yes,
I mean you were king knifing as a child, weren't you.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
You figured out where where a teacher lives and then
went right, now I've got that information.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Firstly, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Poo in a bag on the on the will poo
in the bag seat we're talking. We're talking about sending
something to someone because you didn't like it. Joe brought
up but she said she used to send people poos
and bags as well.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I did not say that. My ex boyfriend did it
to a teacher, right. Poo in a bag, Yeah, that's classic.
Apparently his parents were like, good on you. It's pretty.
It's pretty intense. Poo in a bag.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I think I would rather have a poo in a
bag on my doors hundred. But no one wants to pay.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
For that match, right, No one wants a poo a bag.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean, that's true.
What did Billy Madison used today?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
He put a poo in a bag?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I mean, yeah, fret barbarous, one of those flaming bags.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Again, don't put it out.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
A boat's bad, call a party department from out of control.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
All right, we all know the bit.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
So, yeah, that's a bit bad. If you had a
graph of the when that movie came out. I reckon
the incidents of poo in a bag.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It just would have gone well on until Billy Madison
no one. Yeah, ye, a generation of people. So I
a friend of mine, I'm going to be very pc
with this. I don't worry.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
A friend of mine talked about poo in a bag?
Where are you going?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
A friend of mine got sent a statue gold, a
gold statue of a man's member. Great and it had
written on it world's biggest d.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh so from her from a scorned Oh yeah, I
think something never figured out.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Could There was a few that were going on at
the time, And I think that she found out that
there were a few going on at the.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Time, and that's why she ended it. And then she
sent him this thing that said, that is God. There's
a lot of money to spendish to get someone back,
isn't it. Well, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's a real goal, not that bad boy down.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I got a Tabitha, she just went to the trophy shop.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, Tabitha, we're talking about sending something something to someone
because he didn't like them.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
What did you receive?

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Well, I received from my children's father a cricket bat
and a Ricky Ponting cutout of his like whole life sized.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Body, a life You got a life size Ricky Ponting.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Well, yeah, it's in the shed because I don't want
it because I hate cricket.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You've got Precky in the shed. Ricky is currently still
in the shed.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, can we have it? Oh?

Speaker 8 (06:55):
I have to fish it out. But yeah, it's like
mum said us, and I moved out eighteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
But yeah, sorry, Tabitha, why did you split up with
him or something?

Speaker 8 (07:04):
No, no, we were still together. But he had these
high hopes that I was going to love cricket the
way he did, and he hated the fact that I
didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
And he thought, Chris, he thought, this will turn you out.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
This will be the moment where we get life size Ricky.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Got up Christmas morning and there was Ricky Ponting standing on.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
A Christmas Day. It was a Christmas present and a.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Little cricket bat with Ricky Ponting fake autograph on it,
like you know, a printed autograph. And I was like,
what the hell, where's my real present?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's great, that's really good.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
That's what I got.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
A man sending his wife a life size cut out
of Ricky ponting. It doesn't get much more delerted than that.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I think it's perfect. I've got an idea for I
would trow.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Eight years ago, we nearly killed celebrity chef ian Huey
Hewitson accidentally. That's worth that's that's worth emphasizing.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
We cooked a.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Sushi roll for him which contained something he was allergic to.
Dido with us to come and try our walk and
wald woods.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
But we need to prevent opinion, and you've been out
making it, of course, so.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Huey might be allergic to these.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Crustaceans, and I died, I'll see you.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
So eight years later, here we are with a fractured
relationship with Huey or no relationship, no relationship at all.
We don't like the fact that he doesn't like us,
so we decided this morning to seek redemption with in
Hughey Hewittson by cooking for him again. But we also
knew Will that you know, cooking is risky, and we

(08:46):
if we stuffed this up again, our relationship with him
was dead and gone right, So we decided if.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
We put shellfish in there, he would be dead and gone, Yeah,
there'd be a lot of death.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I think if we cooked there's just a lot of death,
metaphorical and literal. So what we decided to do is
we took him to a beautiful park this morning.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
We told him we were cooking him a burger, and
then with.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Some some beautiful trickery, we managed to sneak in the
new bistro Burnet's Macers burger effectively and convince him, Oh,
that was the idea, to convince him, yes, that that
was the burger that we cooked.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
That's a right, and have a listen.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Arriving at the park, we felt confident with the setup.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
This is very much his forte like, he invented this
whole outdoor cooking thing, so.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's going to be, I imagined, quite nostalgic for him.
First and foremost, what we're going to do, don't light
your hair on fire. A little bit close to find
there is I reckon.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
We might just have a look at the burger here
so we can analyze that time for a quick stock
take of the ingredients.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Of the macas Burnet's burger. There's the bun.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh, there's bacon under there as well, and there's more cheese.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Bottom of the bun, cheese, bacon, paddy cheese, tomato, onion, burnet,
sauce top one.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Let us enter the star of the show, Ian Hueye Hewittson.
I think he liked we were dressed in his iconic braces.
Look at those braces. A scared good to see you again.
Disappointed in the braces? Y what he was clearly still

(10:15):
warming up with these.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
All right, you're a beautiful man and you're about to
have a beautiful flavor explosion in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
As well as Hueye, you could have at least hired
of Kate. Yeah, that is true. Just because you've got
braces on, you think you can cook. That's the idea.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
That's the idea.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
That is the tea towel. And absolutely I.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Really am looking forward to this.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Through Ma Tea. The mind games had begun as Hueye
tried to throw us off.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Could anyone ever tell you it's during the day and
you're not supposed to have candles?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's bad luck, is that right? What's the secret to
a good burger in your opinion, hue Bye from a
good shop?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, but if you can't do that, okay, if you're
good ingredients good ingredient ingredients.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And don't overcook the petty. All right, right, time to
fire up the grill and pretend to cook a burger.
So what's step one here? You get them going on knight.
So we saw you're pretty big on TikTok at the moment, yui?

Speaker 10 (11:13):
No, I am, yes, but I'm not doing burgers on it.

Speaker 11 (11:16):
Well after today, I.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
May weekend that we can share our recipe afterwards. Yeah,
may I get some hooks?

Speaker 9 (11:21):
Absolutely? You're looking good so far.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Thank you, thank you very much. Thanks.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Because you haven't done anything, can.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I ask you a question?

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (11:31):
Have you practiced?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, I actually think this is going to be delicious.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
We had to be careful. This is an outdoor cooking expert.
After all. There aren't much sizzle happening is.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I needed a distraction so I could get the macus
Bernet's burger on the plate, do some classic what is
small talk?

Speaker 9 (11:45):
What trees?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
These?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Are you asking me? Big ones?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, that's the that's the official term. Time to finish
off the burger performance. That Cadie looking pretty good. Get
the bacon off here.

Speaker 11 (12:01):
Oh there's some chopping going on there there.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
I wouldn't if I open the shop about you guys,
you're a bit bloody slow. So am I going to
forgive you after your math?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Definitely? Will the disaster struck oh Pepper, because that's kind
of his signature move as wood he knocked out reconstructed
burger on the ground.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
To stop stop?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Has he seen that.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was getting overconfident that I feel like that's always
my problem?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
You had one job, stay away from the grill. I
had just knocked that Burnet's burger off the table and
I think the audio picks up from there.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
As a replacement Macus Burnet's burger was subtly plated out
of sight. We had to buy some time, Jueye, what's
your favorite place that you cooked outside?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
We cooked one year in London. Yeah, And there are
an absolute pain in the ass in London because.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Every time you start setting up, you think somebody leaps
out of the bushes and tells.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
You to clear off.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
So we sat up right in front of fucking Palace
and no one asked us what we were doing there
because they thought, you know, if.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
You're going to set up your whole gear in front
of Buckingham Palace to permit, you must have the.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Favorite tell him, Hugh, he's ancient. If you're picking your
favorite meal.

Speaker 9 (13:20):
What are you ordering?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh, lots of Obviously a burger. Obviously a burger. Time
for the big reveal, Hue to say sorry for almost
killing you. You guys have to taste test first. That's
actually not a bad shot. But it's licious. The onions

(13:43):
are lovely. Touch what do you think it's not going
to poison? Moment of truth, Hughie, please be honest with us.
I hate to do this. That is the best bloody
burger I've ever had. Is somebody else cooked? Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Do you hear?

Speaker 9 (13:59):
That is very good?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
The burger was an overwhelming success, but one question remained.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do you forgive us.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Friends again? Look at this the best of friends, the.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Mates hanging out, three best friends hanging out. Oh, definitely
excited to hang out again this weekend. Did we get
a beer? We're not that friendly. I'm sure you also
can't hear from that. I did lend him for a
kiss at one point, not king, No, there was there

(14:41):
was a hug. There's a group huge. Look, we're happy
the way we redeemed ourselves.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
You took a little bit too far, but we couldn't
have redeemed ourselves without help from macas So try the
new bistro Burnet's Angus Range at McDonald's, available for a
limited time only.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Big shout out to Huey for listening. Sorry for it's
a fan of this cool It's willing Woods.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I think it's really important, as always will to let
everyone know that you have a background in the law.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
My friend, a law guy, you're qualified.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I have a law degree. Law then quit?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, you did, like in a blaze of glory,
my man, ten years well spent.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I would say, you got your photo. You threw your
hat in the air, You've got your photo. Actually didn't
go to graduation, but anyway, well did you do it? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I love that you've got a law background, because every
now and then there's a legal story in the news,
and I just want to hear a bit of your expertise,
because the great thing, ladies and gentlemen, is that we'll
can pull that curtain down. He knows what goes on
in the the barracks, what's it called, the law, the quarters,
the courts, courts.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Anyway, all right, get to it. Here's the story.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
So, and this one's a bit of a giggle, but
you know serious as well. So two teenagers have been
arrested in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, I'm not sure if you've seen this story.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
They they made a donation to a to an op
shop doing a great thing. Let's let's drop off a
bag of stuff to an up shop.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
The op shop received this bag, opened up the bag
and it was full of marijuana and cash. So obviously
what's happened is the teenagers they had obviously their well
the drug bag, and they had the bag, they had
to go to the op shop and they've they've they've
got the wrong bag and unfortunately dropped the drug bag
at the op shop. Yes, okay, now here's here's a

(16:48):
question which I'm find interesting because I saw the story
and I was thinking to myself, like, obviously they've done
a naughty, naughty, Well, we don't.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Know that lawyer there you are, if you want to
hire this is a fresh first thing i'd be saying.
I'd be saying I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I mean yeah, because they might have just found the
bag and they were like, got a nice thing to
do with that bag He's give to the op shop?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Interested inside it?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Would that have been your main defense going into this case.
If you're defending these two teenagers, your defense.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Is we found a bag full of marijuana and cash,
and rather.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Than the fingerprints on the marijuana and cash, and that
would not be my defense.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't the prosecution haven't revealed whether the fingerprints are
found on the druggle.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's a big factor. So you're waiting for that result.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Let's just ask them, guys, if you touch the cash. Well, firstly, yes,
have you done this?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Is this your contraband they go yeah, they say yes,
but we still need you to fail.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Well, then I'd probably just play guilty and look for
a take a plea deal.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
You know, boring question I want to ask because this
would be Now, I'm not a law guy. We all
know that. We all know that.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
But the defense that I was a chance in the barricades,
I would have been trying to appeal to the hearts.

Speaker 10 (18:05):
I've never got to the end of the song before.
Sorry that I was thinking, we've never got to the
end we spoken about.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Okay, here's my question, because again, this would be my
main defense. I would want to appeal to the hearts
of the jury. Do you think there's any world where
a defense lawyer could say, guys, yes, they had a
they had a bag of marijuana, and it's.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Probably not going to be a jury for this sort
of case. All right, Well, just so you know, it's
going to be a magistrate in a regional court. There's
not going to They're not going to run about getting
twelve lay people in to assess this one.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's an op shop.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
It's probably a few few thousand dollars worth of weed
and a few thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Worth forty forty three grams a weed and three thousand
and seven hundred dollars in cash.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
So yeah, no, no small crime.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, so yeah, your honor, Yes, at the end of
the day, yes, they were also.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Making a donation to charity. Oh, I see what you mean.
They're good kids. Wow. Do you actually think that would
make a difference in sentencing the fact that.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
No, And that's what I'm not I thought maybe the
mages to go. Do you know what, in all my years,
in all my years, this goes against all the rules.
You two are good kids.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well you thought they were just giving the bag to
the shops, Like, wow, you guys could use this more
than we could isn't.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
That what you say, isn't that what you're just trying
to pass on some good marijuana people paying. No, they're
saying they put the wrong bag in there. They didn't
mean to put that bag. But at the end of
the day.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
They were trying to donate a.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Bag to charity. Oh sorry, just the bags. Yeah, they
were like, you know what, We've got enough weed in cash, good.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Deed for the day.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
All right, we want to do people a service right now.
Thirteen one oh six five is our number. If you
think in the past that someone may have cheated on you,
like you just had a hunch that like a previous
partner cheated on you, but you've never actually known the answer,
then call us on thirteen one oh sixty five and

(20:21):
just like, tell us the evidence that was at play,
or like why you suspected that they cheated and I
reckon you and may will we'll be able to figure
out were they a cheater or not.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
We did it yesterday on the show. A girl called
Sarah called us and gave us this evidence.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
So I was away on a girl's weekend with my
sister for my birthday. When I came back, I just
had this got feeling that something was wrong. I had
got feeling that my partner at the time was up
to something. My got feeling was telling me to go
through the wheeler bin the outside. I went through it,
and I found an empty packet of viagra and also

(20:55):
a car parking ticket for a city that we didn't
live in for the weekend that I was away.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
So I think we decided cheaterh there by.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
The way, Well, I don't know, because I've been I
had to chat with Kat, who's in the studio with
us today, pressing the buttons, and you brought up a
great point which I think is worth hearing.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Yeah, it could have been just someone dropping that car
ticket on the road, like walking by the bin.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yes, But he also so he didn't tell her he
was in a city, right, So she was like, what
are up to and he was like nothing. When she
brought out the parking ticket, all of a sudden, it
was like, oh, I didn't mention I went and visited
a friend in this place.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I forgot about that. Forget me. That was a oh yeah, no,
great point, never speak again. I might take her microphone.
So that for me was like, surely you tell your
partner if you went to another city. Right.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
The other thing for me, there's the viagra, which I
you seem to think with something that you could hide,
but I mean, I think Joe pointed something out before
Joe Worth mentioning again read the viagra.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You don't think he would be able to hide it.
I think that would be really hard tide.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
There you go, and there you go, there you go,
And I tend to agree. I've never taken a little
Blue Man before, but I think that if you're hiding,
don't lie between friends.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Come on, just like it's a safe space. Guys.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I've been taking them for years.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I'm so, but but I think what I have heard
true friends is that if you do take it, then
you you're you're you're up and about for a while.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
So you're saying that if he was taking them with her,
we're talking about this, Sarah, she would not be like
consistently being intimate.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Then she would know. Then she'd be like, well, hang
on a second, why is why is why is this?
Why is there still a stiff breeze six hours later?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Why you standing to attention? Yeah? Or why are you
hunching to get to the toilet for the rest of
the night.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Oh yeah, like Ben, if you're in bed together, you'd
feel it, you.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Know, well, you could turn flash, you can turn the
other on.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
The point.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
My point is I feel like she'd know. Yeah, Okay,
so look thirteen.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
So yes, I think in summary, I think we agreed
that that was cheating.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, but we want to take some more calls on
this team. One O six five is the number? Were
they cheating? Have you ever thought someone was cheating? And
by the way, if you're currently in the situation where
you think maybe your partner's cheating on you, we can
we'll obviously also dive into that's a wild You can
remain and not what we're helping them out. You can
remain anonymous obviously. If you currently think your partner's cheating

(23:29):
on you, give us the evidence as to why.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yep, we'll be able to give you a male perspective
on the thing. And I'm an analysis in here. She
might give it. An analyst doesn't need to be.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We never talked to cat again, Okay, sorry, trapped door
never existed. I'll throw it at you right now, just
to make your guys feel more comfortable. We'll go to
Nancy in a sec So in year nine, and I've
always thought that maybe something fishy happened, but it was
never admitted to I was dating a girl. I won't

(23:59):
say her name. Fun fact, she's she's now married to
the real estate agent who sold my sister's house. You know,
you never think these people will pop up in your
life again, and there she anyway, So in year nine,
we were dating and I was at a house party.
Couldn't find her anywhere at the house party, and then
someone told me that she'd gone upstairs, and I was like, okay, cool,

(24:19):
I will go upstairs. I went upstairs, closed door, opened
the door, and she was sitting on a bed with
another guy sitting and then so and then she got
up quickly whoa, and then I and then and then
they were like, oh, we were just having a chat.
Oh god, And I believed that, Oh god. Was she

(24:40):
definitely cheated on me. Yeah, I'm glad.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I know that's really sad, Nancy, your heart, you know
when someone's like really been screwing with you when you
were younger, and you realize when you're older, and your
heart just breaks for the younger version of yourself.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Who just and the guy was always weird around that
Nancy's cool. Nancy, Nancy, give us your evidence. What's the
Nancy's his current? Or is this a previous thing?

Speaker 11 (25:11):
Oh? This is current?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Current?

Speaker 11 (25:14):
Is Christmas?

Speaker 9 (25:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, Nancy, give us the evidence, give us the spence.

Speaker 11 (25:18):
What's going on the evidence. Well, at first I just
didn't realize because he went and picked up a work
colleague a d for two hour drives to come back
to a party and then take her home and then
bring her back. So I thought, okay, we will let
that one slide.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
So just to confirm, he he drove a work colleague
two hours to drop her home and then is that
pick her.

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Up first, gig her up, take her to a party,
and then drop her off and then come home doing that?
It feels like so, I no, I don't understand why
you would drive two hours. I mean, I've got work
colleagues and I don't drive past.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Now and drop party?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (25:59):
One?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
What's number two?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
Number two?

Speaker 11 (26:03):
He went to see her in the hospital after she'd
had open her surgery. Did she were up, and to
make sure that if she needed something firm between her
chest to cough? But he can always she can always
depend on him.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Sorry, I'm sorry, open heart surgery.

Speaker 11 (26:29):
Anything, he was happy to comply.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Sorry, are we making his ex joke here, Nancy, I'm
struggling to follow.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, my dad, my dad had open art surgery and
he didn't need any firm things between his chest.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
He definitely didn't regret that from in the hospital as well.
Nance he did that in the hospital.

Speaker 11 (26:52):
Yeah, And then while and then while he's out with
the family, he's texting her she.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Were up because she's down.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
You know, he doesn't matter about doesn't matter about his
wife busting her backside working.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Sorry to have yourself a pastor the project? How Mary
on your nance?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think he's I mean, as soon as you said
the firm thing in the I think he's cheating. Let's
go to Rachel here, Rachel, Okay, is this a current.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
We're talking about? What we thought? We have no idea.
Everyone's laughing and we're all carrying on, but I have
no idea.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Will okay, poor Nancy? Uh yeah, Rachel has caught up. Hi, Rachel?

Speaker 8 (27:38):
What hello?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Rachel? Is this a current situation or is this a
situation from previous time?

Speaker 13 (27:45):
It was a previous relationship from like a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, what's the evidence to make you think that maybe
they were cheating.

Speaker 13 (27:53):
Okay, So I actually do have photo evidence of this.
But I used to find him keeping his phone always
from me when his phone would keep buzzing and buzzing
and buzzing. And I actually found messages that they had
kept together and it was actually his ex girlfriend at

(28:15):
the time, okay, and they just kept talking. She used
to say like I love you and things like that
to him while you were dating.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Okay, that seems like a lot.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Was there also a firm thing going between your chest?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I mean? Will? Sorry? Sorry?

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Will?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Sorry, I was outrageous. I mean that's outrageous. That's a
real stretch as well. Mane, come on, you should be
ashamed of yourself. Sorry about that, Rachel. So, was that
was that all the Was that all the evidence there?

Speaker 13 (28:47):
I do have more evidence that they actually are dating currently.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh well, sorry, Rachel. I think definitely something.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
Will.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You're actually running the money there, my friend. Sorry, Rachel,
that's okay. Yeah, I think for me, if they end
up hooking up again and you were sas while you
were together, unfortunately for mine, that.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Both those coals were very clearly cheating.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
We asked, we asked you for it to give us
some problem, Joe, not just people complaining about their husband.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Clearly, no, I think, but we don't know one of
the calls that they had a firm thing between their chests.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Don't come on.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Hey, look a couple of you know, nearly forty year
old men just ask for twenty five twenty five year
old women who were single to call the show. None
of them are call none of them were cool. I
know that feels strange to me. I mean, we referenced
Leo DiCaprio. We've got young women to work on this show.
It's all. It's all safe here, isn't it, Joe, say
something quickly a woman, quickly turn your microphone on.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, we're it's all good.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
All this isn't to be afraid of. I'm gonna be
on you. When you are sound and sick. It sounds sick,
and I don't know it was your tone. No, it
was okay. Well you say right now, you ask.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
For twenty five year old women who are single to
call the show and don't sound sick.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Sure, Hey, thirty one O sixty five is the number
girls out there, if you're twenty five and you're single,
give us a call because there's something I want to
ask you.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
That's burgis you can't do it. Fine lines of flood
you can't do it. It's impossible to get over the
age of thirty. You can't do it. No, it's true,
so possible impossible.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Why do you want them to call there? Why don't
we be honest about it because that might warm them up?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah, well you started asking me all sorts of questions.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
This is a trap for them.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
I see it, and I was like, no, it's not
a trap, and then it sounded more and more like
a trap.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
So the reason I want to talk about it, the
reason I want to talk to twenty five year old
women who are single, and no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
You know, someone mentioned Leo Live mentioned Leo how old
do you live? I'm twenty five.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, so you'd be rattled, would you. You wouldn't call
a radio station if a couple of men while Yeah,
it sounds sick and I'm yeah. Anyway, Look, the reason
we're talking, Oh, I wanted to talk to twenty five
year old single women is because in Denmark Woods, yes,
if you are unmarried in your twenty five.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Unmarried so even if so, you can have a boyfriend
just say you're single.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I think it was just if you're single and you're
twenty five, which is a lot of people in Denmark,
it is customary, yeah, for your friends and family to
sit you down in a chair in a public place
and dowse you in spice, spices like pepper, like cinnamon,

(31:34):
cover you in cinnamon, like like pelt you with cinnamon.
Is there like on their twenty fifth birthday and everybody
knows that that's a signal that you're still single, and
twenty five is on your birthday, on your birthday, And
is there any like is there any like explanation behind that?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Is there like a was there like a god of cinnamon?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, might be.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
The god of cinnamon. But what's the reasoning? Like where
did it start? How did it started?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Apparently it's something to do with the Silk Road and
the trade that used to occur there. It used to
be called the spice the spice trade used to happen
on the Silk Road. Apparently those people were always single
because they were so monastic.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Monastic is in that they traveled around a lot, right? Yes?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Okay, sounds pretty savage wild, like it's it's full on
but I'm not talking like sit down and like haha, just.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Do it at home.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Here's a little bit of you know, cinnamon in your head,
a little bit of a joke. It's strapped them down
in a chair and throw cinnamon at them, and.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
It's a little bit funny. It is.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
There's there's obviously a small part of me that that's hilarious. Well,
I'm just I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I said, there's a small twenty five year old a
twenty five year old single woman's called the show.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I can't believe it. Her name is also Analyse. Is
that like a thing?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, Like her name's Analyse.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's what she told me.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
There's an analyse in the studio here. There could be
more than one analyse in That is a great shout.
It's a common analyse. Have we got Analysia there?

Speaker 9 (32:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I am hello, Healse. You're twenty five and single?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Sure, how would you feel if on your birthday your
family and your friends covered you in a lot of
cinnamon to a efectively mark the fact that you're still single?

Speaker 9 (33:11):
Only if it would help my cause of not being
single anymore, then I'd be okay with it.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Oh yeah, So that's The other thing I was going
to ask is like, how does it feel being twenty
five and single as a woman?

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Definitely mixed, Like I definitely have the like modern age
woman in my ear being like no, just the way
that it's meant to be real life, do what you
want to do, and then it's like the old traditional
ways of being, like, well, I'm twenty five and I
don't even have a kid, I don't even have a partner,
like I'm very happy.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
With my dad.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
You're having that thought already at twenty five because and
obviously it's different from male to female, but twenty five
feels really young for a guy.

Speaker 9 (33:50):
It's yeah, well, when I think about twenty five of
the woman, I would think, oh yeah, family or like
starting it, you're settling down. But twenty five is a man.
I think that you're still kind of it's.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Learning to be a very different playing field. Took me
a little bit longer. I can only just figured it out. Seven.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Thanks for your insight, Lisa. I'm I'm going to send
you a double pass to go to the Hail Mary Project.
You can enjoy that no worries man.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Thanks to the call.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I appreciate it was bold you're the only twenty five
year old. Now now to the twenty five year old
analyst that's in the studio.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yes, talking to your microphone.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Sorry, so how do you I haven't asked you how
do you feel?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Twenty five? And sing? Like? Is it?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Is it the same things of equal parts daunting, eco
parts exciting?

Speaker 7 (34:32):
I think so, Like I ate twelve grapes at New
Year's Eve or New z Eve so that i'd hopefully.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Get a boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Sorry, well, if you eat twelve grapes, it's grapes. It's
Spanish tradition that your history that you should get a
boyfriend this year. But it hasn't been working. And I'm like,
you know, I'm the same as other twins and the
other Annalise, like I'm worried about like not worried, but
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Will I ever find a partner? But I also like love,
you know.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Going to bed at night and having my own bed
and not having a terrible sleep like everyone else in
the team who's sitting like nunch by their partners.

Speaker 12 (35:04):
So yeah, right, do you know a little bittle whack
of everyone in the team. Wow, the nights are out,
aren't they all complain? About Okay, interesting, all right.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well, ab don't so I have with me a packet
of cinnamon.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Now, I can't do this to you because I think
they might infringe on you know, a certain workplaces some things.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Uh, and there's been nonhe of that recently. So do
you want to? If you would like to, you can
sprinkle yourself in cinnamon. And what's that going to do
to me?

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I think it's I think it's like eating twelve grapes
in you know, just the tradition.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
We're just trying to be a bit more cultural on
the showy volunteer attribute.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You don't want her to volunteer as tribute, I'll.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Do it for it.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
You want to do it for her myself? Okay, it's
got really strange. She should do it and only doesn't
have to do it if she doesn't want to.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
It on myself, we'll do it together. It's not going
to become a bit culty. All right. Well you guys
want to do it together.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Well, I just feel like it's weird when the days
a strange, aren't They

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Just tifted on him