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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's for you either subternonwards.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now before I start talking about the twenty twenty six
Camel Beauty Show. Yes, that is producer live chopping onions
in the background.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
By the way, can I just don't it's very distracted.
Swipe it.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I can see your fingers. Wipe it down. Swipe it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's ridiculous. We don't need the Soundwipe it. It's just
we can't walk show actually show.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Maybe you can chop it over on that table over there. Okay,
now before.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
We see Tommy turning my it's outrageous. I want to
talk about camels here trying to do a bloody radio
show in here.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're pros. I've been preparing this for three times.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We're both sleep deprived. Do not make me angry.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We're on the eed exactly right now. Let's got bloody camel.
I want to hear about the camel right. So, the
the Camel Beauty Show twenty twenty six. It's in Iman
Oman aman Aman every single year, a huge event. People
flying for it and it's you know, as the name suggests.
They award the most beautiful camel. Do you find camel's attractive?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Will?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, well, they're actually.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Famously pretty rank, aren't they. Camels? They're very stinky.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
They spit. I think they might be lama's.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, I think camels spit.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, so bit gross, but these ones very sexy.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Will.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
But unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
The competition almost had to be canceled because they found
out that a lot of the camels were using botox
to look sexy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Is that right? Where were they putting the boatos in
into the humps?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Face? No, no, no, face.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
They were using hormones to enhance muscle tone, dermal fillers, silicon,
So that's obviously fake breasts or that might maybe in
the hump situate.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
There's the theme song, is My humps, Lady Humps, the
theme song of the camel.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We're gonna have to find that tommy camel beauty. It
has to be.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And then the bowtox they're saying softened the there we
go leading. Yeah, so botox softened the facial features as well,
and it's just devastating. Well, so that's a lot of
cheating camels. The regulators have just said, right, we're calling
(02:30):
it off.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
This is a disgrace. You're all taking botox.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Hopefully next year twenty twenty seven, the Camel Beauty Awards
are back. But what I found interesting when I was
talking about this story with the producers is that one
of them, I don't know which one, says that they
find camels quite sexy and that they're jealous of a
camel's eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Now, I don't know which they're all pointing.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Theyve can't defend ourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you've always been jealous of a camel's eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, I think the onion's affecting me the most. I
love this, so I actually quite like that livet.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I like that you're jealous of an animal's features. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is that number? Do you need
like a splash of water or something?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is Is there an animal's features that you're jealous of?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Now?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
For me?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yes, figive them on my desk, don't We will focus focus,
bring raw running on my desk.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's we've got to make. We've got to prove that
we're professional by barreling through. Now I want to talk
to you about what animal feature you find attractive and
henceforth a jealous of Yes for me, horse quads, something else.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Will take out penis from these?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Why why do you feel every time I always mentioned penis,
I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
We're not We're not a gutter show. We're clean.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
And I just think, you know, people calling out and
saying horse penis like, very funny, we got it, We've
got we get the joke.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Not funny.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Give you move on. Horse quads is what I'm saying.
Good juicy quad. I'd love a horse squad.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
The flanks, oh lovely, kangaroo pecks. Have you seen a
kangaroo's pecks? Big boys?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, shoulders as well, actually, just the pecks for my actually,
gorilla shoulders.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Gorilla shoulders, believable.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, join us guys by both thirteen one O six
five Animal feature.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's feature.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Can it be like a power, like a chameleon's ability
to change color?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I kind of just liked physical traits that you kind
of like jellous of. But if you want to go
down bills roots, no bad ideas, yeah, brains film before
the mate huskies eyes imagine if you had husky eyes, right,
beautiful eyes like almost like white blue ice ice and
ice blue ice.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
In the eyes. Yeah, yeah, I in the eyes I think.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, the noise of whale makes It's not a physical attribute,
is it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It sounds because you'd want to live your life being
able to do what Magan not, you.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Know, like.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Course thirteen You know what I mean? Remember do that
underwater and we're here like one hundred miles away.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, that'd be cool despite the fact that onions are
being cut. We're talking about the Camel Beauty show which.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Was on in man.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oman, but Oman a whole bunch of camels were kicked
out for cheating, inserting botox and what not into their
bodies to look more beautiful. It's not on and they
are old squafied obviously, but got us thinking there are
some pretty beautiful Oh no, you're gone. There are some
pretty beautiful animal features out there. So what feature are
you jealous of? I'll throw another one in the ring here,
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but join us thirteen one O six five animal features
that you are jealous of?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Platypus skin, Oh yeah, beautiful. I would love that on
my fur.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I think it's probably fur rather than a skin, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah? What is it? Is it?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's a fur?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay? Well, the fur. I would love it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
If they hunt with their eyes closed.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Just just like to make it harder or just like.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's just how they operate.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Wow, Why that couldn't help?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I think they use like a sort of like a sonar.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh yeah, sharks close their eyes before they butt as protection.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Brook, Is it a good fact? Have brook on thirteen
one or six five? An animal feature that you are
jealous of?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I'm jealous of my cat's side profile, like her little nose.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, gorgeous noses. Yeah, cats for sure? Nothing
else going for the Do you like cats?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Brook?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I love cats? I got two of them.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Really?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Why I've got a cat? I just I just don't
have a reationship with him.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
No, they love me. They come in for cuddles like
every night.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I don't. I don't get that anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Thanks, I do appreciate the the side profile of it,
pussy gets.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The onions are getting me. I'm going to be honest, man,
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's fine, Mane I got it. Joshi, I'm thirteen one
sixty five. Joshi, what animal feature are you jealous of?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I would have to say the body of a greyhound
because they are so ridiculously lean, and as a personal trainer.
That really stands out for me. And I'm like super jealous.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You're saying around that you've just got made. By the way,
Josh Will's crying because of the onions, So I'm dying.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I leave to wear the goggles. Yeah, well that's where
he's gone wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
The goggles. One will you gotta put the goggles on
if you go on and a snorkel Will.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, I've never looked at a greyhound like I think
greyhounds are.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
The onions are coming to me now.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I've never looked at a greyhound and thought desirable body though,
I like, it's almost too thin.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I think you're going to you want some more muscle there,
Josh your personal trainer.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I am. Yeah. Well it's called your local pizza guy
and little Plug.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, little Plug, this is the ever And that's what
happens when I go off the show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That was awful. God, where did we end up with?
How did we get there? I was trying to say
something I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He said he is jealous of the body of a greyhound.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Uh, And I just I just don't think they've got
a desirable body anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Cameron on thirteen sixty five.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hello mate, what animal feature you jealous of?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Cameron?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Well, clearly bring a man the donkey. I have the biggest, deepest,
beautiful brown eyes anyone could hope to have.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
No one thought you were going eyes there, obviously, but
I will.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Do you know much about donkey eyes?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm getting it.