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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, there's nothing more exciting. Look, this might sound I know,
this might sound trivial, but when you come back into
work you've been away for a little while and something
changes in your office, Yeah, there's nothing more interesting or
exciting about that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Now. You and I were away for a couple of
weeks at a couple of weeks off. Yeah, worked like dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
In the first quarter, came back and then we found
in the office what can only be described as a
mini mart. Yeah, on the floor. Yeah, by the way,
on the floor. It's like one aisle of a seven eleven. Effectively,
that was just against a wall here in the station.
And I think one ale of a seven eleven doesn't
quite do it justice, because this is one ale of
a seven eleven.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
But with the best of the best on the aisle.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's great snacks. I'm not sure who chose the snacks.
We've got a full fridge as well. We're talking soft drinks,
we're talking milks, et cetera, Gator raids, you got your Chuckies,
you got your chips, you got your popcorn.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
But as you said, Will.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You've also got like your crisp fruits. Yeah, I don't
even know what that is. Neither you've got your party Mix,
which is arguably the best lolly I went through. I went,
I went through the Red Rock Delli flavors before. You've
got the sea Salt, the sweet snot chili and salt cream,
and the honey swet chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
That's the holy trinity of the of the Red Rock delies.
As well.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I couldn't have ground.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Chewing gums if you need it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then I mean, you're big on the proteins and
the dairy free gluten free bars, they've got them.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, Look they're not the best of I'm being honest,
And I know my gluten free dairy free bar as well.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
You do.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
But look a lot of gluten free options as well. Will.
But and now I was.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
About to absolutely launch into all of this stuff as
we arrived, I then realized that you do have to
pay for them. So there's question marks over how you
would get caught if you did.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Question marks.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
The honest system good to see and I think that's
respected by everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Sure, sure, And that's what we're saying on here, are
we We're not discussing how we could possibly get out
of here with a.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Five finger discount.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
So look, the entire team as well, Will has been
discussing it passionate.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
We've tried to plan a radio show.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And the reason we're talking about this on there because
the entire team couldn't stop talking about it. He's a
little bit of audio that our EP Joe recorded about
team meeting.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What's a punishment for the person?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
You can also make requests, so we can request to
have oxy ship there.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's a good steal something whateppens allowed to try it today.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
That's got my favorite soft drinking there.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's interesting you you're a merry across what's over there.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Looking free?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Sure is there saying there about devil eyes and divilts
or something like that, like you're on the way.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I'm the most person in this team.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So what we've come into here, as you can just
hear the discussion start to begin with, there is the
fact that no one wants to take from this because
we don't want to be the first person to crack
open Pandora's box.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
We all want to, let's be honest, The desire and
want is there. But yes, the first person who goes
for a snack will be known as a bit of
a greedy guts.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Now now, speaking of greedy guts, so following us down
here like about smell is producer Anlese. Now, yes, Analyse,
now confirm or deny? You have now in the time
that Wood and I are away, you already sampled the
mini bar.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Yes, I've sampled the drink section.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
What do you go for?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I've had a Pepsi Max and a Coke zero.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Now we're willing to wipe them from the ledger. Yes
by the team.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But Analyst, you also gave me some inteling confidence in
this STUEO before about the fact that somebody has already
broken the code.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Who who? As in today.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Maybe someone on the team may have had a little nibble,
but I can't today who it is because I'm that's
breaking girl.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, it was today, so girl got Okay, it's a girl.
So it's either to live or joe.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I don't know. I don't know. But someone was a
little snacky for a veggie chip. That's all I'm going
to say.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's really that's there is There is a veggie chip
missing there's a veggie chip.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's it's a fearless leader. A fearless leader.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Obviously obviously the friends at the minimar is what I'm learning.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What time did you take the veggie chips? How long
did you last?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Joe?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Maybe I got them maybe an hour ago.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Having a bit of stomach pain today.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
So two hours into the competition, she's folded.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, that competition's over, but but we do.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
We now want to involved as well to the competition.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Allen's party mix. I'm getting into something decent.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think, not any afternoon that I think is the
first thing.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And she's gone. Can I say she's gone for the
barbecue flavor? Actually does all?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So hang on, So you're sexy, does you? You filmed
Joe taking the crackers and then you decided that you'd
reward yourself with the gatorade.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
No happened in the opposite way. I got the gatorade
before she got the vigil ships. But you know, I
was going to like hold it as handsome, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You're all losers.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You're all losers. You've got no self control. That's it.
You and me are tough. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's disgusting.
Will and I dare say that up next doesn't make
much sense anymore, but we're still doing it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
So we're going to go to a zongp next.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We want to involve you, guys, So thirteen one oh
sixty five is our number. If you would like something
from the new mini Mart in the office, call us,
because we've also got a wheel here, and the loser
on the wheel wheel is going to have to pay
for all those snacks. But I think the reason you
and me aren't going there is because neither of us
want to spend cash.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Now, be honest, be honest.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The prices are a bit higher than usual, let's be honest,
because of the convenience.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Actually haven't I actually haven't seen.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
How much everything is standing nut.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
This is for a pack of nuts three sixty.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
That's actually pretty reasonable.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, cool, Look, if you want to minim mart roulette,
which is a crazy bit that we don't I don't
see Donna, the head of marketing in there, just taking
your head.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It just it just looks like an aisle from like
a seven eleven, or saying it's a huge fridge with
all your drinks. There's your chips, there's your dried fruits.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
There's lolli as your nuts.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I mean there's also your meals, your dinners.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
They've got a Ti green curry and rice smoke, a
chicken carbonat, We've got We've got cheese and crackers.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I mean, we've got Umi's. I want to quickly makes
hummuson and crackers.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
This is not a paid bit, by the way, this
is stutting to stink like I feel like that. It
is not a paid bit. I don't even know who.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
We haven't mentioned the brand. So that's fine now, I
think said, I.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Don't even know who makes the money from this, because
we have to pay for all of these as well.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
That's that's the real that's the stressful part for me.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, obviously I'm tempted by all the snacks, but I'm
also a massive tight ass and knowing that, yes, we
thought it would be a little bit of fun to
have you guys calling us now on thirteen one oh
sixty five. You choose which snack or which treat you
want from the Mini mart yep. And then at the
end of this there's a wheel over there will with
both of our faces on it. That's right, Yeah, and
(07:09):
the whoever the wheel lands on yep has to pay
for everyone snacks.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, which is wild.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
There's it just you and me who are spinning the
wheel like it's only you or I that can pay
for everyone snacks. Apparently, because I feel like producer Joe,
who broke the code today and actually was the first
person is to take from the Mini Mart. Yeah, not
sure if she paid, by the way, could have stolen it, don't.
We don't know about it.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Joe, did you pay for your snack? How did you
steal it?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
No comments?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Blood, it was only a veggie chip.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
It doesn't even count.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It does count, it does get it's the principle. It's
the principal, Joe.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
We scan them on yucker and they're healthy. They came
up with seventy out of one hundred.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Soon there you go, all right, now, let's let's do it. Okay,
who's okay?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
So we go.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So we got Kara here. Now, Kara, you want something
from Mini Mart? Obviously, what if you mind? You're looking
for sweet or savory?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Well, I heard Sunday, but I just told there's only
maybe it's just chocolate West, So I don't mind.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The fun days days not not fortunately at the Mini Mart.
But we do have would you like a party mix?
And Alan's party mix would be amazing? Okay, Caral, the
Allen's party mix is yours. Let's move on. Let's go
to Justin here, Justin? What do you want from the
Mini Mart? Hey, boys, the bag of Alan's lolly' is
(08:32):
a one kilo bag?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Well, there's no one kilo bag. I like that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You have asked for the one kilo. He's asked for
a killer. Give him two bags, will give him two bags? Well,
I'm confident that you're going to be the one who's
paying for this two bags.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
He's getting two bags. Justin, two bags for you, my friend.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Let's go to carry on Monday here, Carrie, what do
you want from the Mini Mark?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Kerry?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh, I'll have the Did you say the Funday are
available or not?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh jesus, everyone wants the fun Days I reckon. That's
that's a note to Mini mart. I reckon you should
add fun Days. They're sorry they're not in the mini Mart.
But if you're after a lolly, you can also have
a party mix. Yeah, party mix would be wonderful. We're
almost out of party mixed Lolli Struth thought, mighty, okay,
let's go to Mandy Chips.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
There's all the chocolate that you can want in the world.
They've got fantastic noodles by the looks of things. They've
got Gormet chocolate chip noodles. We've got meals here, gatorades,
Yumi Slummers, cheese and crackers.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You can get a chicken Parmes, soft drinks, you can
get red bulls gatte guy, So what do you want, Mandy?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Mandy? You there, you're there?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Many?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
How are you? We're good, Mandy? What do you want
from the mini mart?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm going to make a meal of it? Guy? So
there's she things that I want?
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Is that? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah? Go for it? Go for it?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Many green Thai curries.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I think you had that green Tai curry. Nice. I
feel like that's the meal. What are you going to
add to that?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Red bull? Please?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And a red bull and a.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Red bull please?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Bloody? How often you told me do you want the
full sugar, the full sugar, well.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sugar or no, John fool sugar full sugar.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Let's go yeah that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Let's how often do you pair a Ti green carry
with a full sugar red bull?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
When you're paying for.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And did you want a chocolate as well as that?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
What you said?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Please?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Which want whatever you've got.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'll give you a kick.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Nice that that's the full meal, that's your dessert, that's
your drink, that's your main meal. Well done, Mandy. Let's
go to here, Tony, what do you want from the
mini mart? I? Just should you guys have Chicken Palmer
and I'm thinking maybe parade with yeah, yeah, yeah, bloody hell.
People have figured out they can go for the dinner,
the meal deal which is which is a drink and
the dinner?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah mate, you can, you can, you can bloody have it.
And just a quick which powerade?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You want? Blue or orange?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
You're their tone.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Blue? Do you want the blue or yellow powerade?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I'll go for the blue blue?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, good flavor, great flavor, blueberry ice. I think it's called.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Chicken Palmer and a blue powerade for you, champions for you.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Before we before we go to loss.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We're up to forty nine dollars seventy and this gatorade
will throw us above fifty.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I reckon, this is going to sting.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Let's go to Los here, laws you want something from
the mini mart? Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Please, could I have samboy salt and vinegar and a
big bag of mold cheeses?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Please?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Haven't got the mold cheeses if you want.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
If you want to chocolate, you go the classic milk
chocolate picnic or KitKat or twigs.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Let's go kit Cat?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Please a Chunky or a standard standard?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Great call.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I've always thought the standard was better. Okay, So where
does that leave us? That's everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm just going to s and Lee's Los Los please. Yeah,
I'm gonna be honest. The scanning system is not good.
It's hard to scan. So we've got four bags Valance
party mix, a Tiger and Carry, a red Ball, a
kick Kat Chunky, a Chicken Palma, a blue Gatorade, a
(12:30):
Smith's Creek of cut vinegar, and a Kitcat forefinger forty
five grammar, which takes us just sixty cents.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Blood, dear four.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's not what you wanted to be spending for the
minimut rule.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
That all right.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
We've got a wheel here, your face, my face split
evenly across the wheel.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Let's spin it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Say who's playing this afternoon? This is not a bit,
by the way, this is just us hurting.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Just quickly, just quickly, given we've done this on radio.
Though this is a tax deduction, I would argue this
is a tax deduction.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Oh bloody yeah, Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, you didn't spit it problem, You didn't that propertly.
That was the worst thing.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I can't blame me again again. Gone, so you're lighter.
Sixty one clams. Thank your mother for the rabbits.