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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I Hard. It is Will and
Woody on your Friday afternoon right now.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Woodrow.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The producers, we throw thousands of ideas of them every
single week.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're trying to get them onto the show.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
At the end of the day, there's only two hours
to fill and they're brutal about what they think is
good and not and it's a strange, strange hierarchical relationship
that we're in with them. Ultimately, they and a lot
of good stuff. It ends up on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The real shame. The great news is, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We've got this ten minutes to pitch the ideas that
didn't make the show.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
During the week. We take our line.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I've been pitching this one for for a while now, and.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You'll know that I'm into into hearing about what.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Your idea is. I had a real head of steam
up there, mate.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I know I'm interesting because we've got analys in here
who's actually you know, from behind enemy lines. Yeah, we
can start interrogating any idea this week that you were like,
oh that was that was unlucky to make it. Gosh,
I don't know where I read your ideas this week. You,
I mean, we put we put so much time into
our ideas.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Every morning I read, I read, I read them.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
There's nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Let me back drive. Off the top of my head,
I can't think of any but I know there was
a lot that didn't make the show. That's such a
nothing answer. You pulled me aside.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Jojo, Sorry, but produced Joe Sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
She doesn't like Jojo came out. She's the one who
makes the big, big decisions.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Ah, I think deflection.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You actually can't be honest the idea I'm about to say, analyst.
You pulled me aside after a meeting and you told
me that you loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Did I Yeah, you went around JoJo's bag and you
told me that you love this.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's gonna sound like it's off old news, and that's
because it is. I've been pitching it for two weeks.
But so two weeks ago, Trumpy went to a press conference.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
In the end of Hickey. We had read Wow. Yeah,
it could have been a lot of things, but it
might have been Hickey. I was running with him. Medical, Yeah,
some sort of medical. It was a reaction to a
cream Woods so, well.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's what he said, slash exact, classic, classic excuse for
a hickey, right, It doesn't want to admit that he's
got a Hickey. So I had this great idea, and analyst,
you're gonna have to get around me here because you
said you liked it. I liked the idea of coming
on air and creating a Hickey Hoard. So basically, it's
just going to get people to call and be like,
are you willing to go home tonight and give your
partner a Hickey. It's just going to be bulk hickeys
(02:36):
out there, right, So join the Hickey Hord Hickey your
partner tonight and then tomorrow when we all, you know,
hit the market or whatever, you're going to see hickeys everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You love it. You didn't say that, you did. You
said Hickey hoard like it? You did? You winked at
me and you said Hickey Ord. Hey, you go on,
ask me questions. There's no holes. There's no holes in it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So right now people call up, yeah, if they want
to be part of the Hickey Hoard, yeah, which means
they have to go home and give their partner a
Hickey tonight tonight. How do we follow up on this
or is this just like you know we all enjoy
in our imaginations a bunch of people awkwardly explaining, I mean,
if you get to see one of the hickeys, good
for you.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's the gold? Oh wow? Gold?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is that tomorrow morning when we all go out, keep
your eyes peeled for hickeys because we've got such a
powerful platform that there are going to be millions of
these things, most about hicks. We're going to get in
the hickey order is ten surely.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Right? Okay? So then, because I'm on board with this
because it's good, right, all weekend, we'll be looking for hickeys.
I won't be, but you know what I thought would be.
You will.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
If I see a hickey, I'll be like, wow, is
that part of the hiky?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
From them? Part of the.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
On Monday, there's also the potential to check in with
those people and see what excuse got legs? Their partner
had to run with it at work?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Got legs? Yeah, I actually don't mind legs. I don't
mind that is there are we crossing any a few
people a bit? What I've seen a couple of things,
we've already crossed them. So it doesn't matter how a
few people, there's a lot. It is interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I mean, I mean it's obviously it's I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Not assessing people to do it. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'm saying what would do? Is we got thirteen one
oh sixty five, that's our number? Are you willing to
consent to join the Hickey Hoard? Essentially?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, but but you're so you're so then you would
go home and go to your partner.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Hey, I want to be part of.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The Ikey Hord?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Can you? Can you hicke me out?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh so you want to get No if you're part
of the Hickey Hoard, Yeah, you're hickey your partner. Yeah right, okay,
so right now people are calling if they're willing to
hickey their partner tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's it. I like it. That's the bit. I like
it a bit. I like it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Liked earlier she said she loved it as well.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And it has to be call us if you are
willing to consentually receive a Hickey from your partner. Oh
yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do think that they're
the other on There was some issues and.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hickey from from Will to Woods or Woods to Will.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, make me, we do best shot in the Hickey Hord.
I don't want to be I don't want it. You
have to be, you have to be. You said you're
supportive of I.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Don't want it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't want it. Now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well we'll talk about it during the song. But here's
your opportunity, Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't want to be Hickey. You can Hickey me then.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number she's in
the stud I didn't think that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I come on, no, let's not take it like that.
I don't there's a lot of judgment going on here.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You're tainting the bit. This is, this is fun. Ten
seconds ago thirteen one o six say that you could
just be just everything. She's fine, Yeah, she's fine. Fine,
No one, No one's fine. One's doing that.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But you have to get a Hickey down.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah you definitely happy. No, no, I'm not doing it.
Hang on, we have to build the hoard.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Thirteen one six five join me, join the Hickey Hord.
You gotta get in quick. We've only got ten phone lines.
Get in there. Who wants in.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I hate to say it. They might have been right
about keeping this. I still think it's great. I'm still
back in.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
A good bit.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I just don't think we were very clear then. There
was a lot going on. There are a lot of
fingers pointed, there's a lot of voices going on. There's
thirteen one oh six five. If you would like to
get a hickey from your partner tonight or over the weekend, consentually,
all a bit of fol give us a call on
thirteen one oh six five. Because of the ten phone lines,
(06:56):
there are still nine spots remaining. I'll go to we've
got one. We've got a captain. Note, we've got a
captain of the Hickey Horde. Will go to him in
a second. But again, if you're wondering why, I just
think it would be very funny if we if we
get a willing Hickey Horde out there, all of us
this weekend, we're gonna be on the hunt for hickeys,
and it's just going to be classic to see all
(07:16):
these hickeys out there.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I don't know that. I don't think that's the magic
magic of radio.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I don't think that'll happen, but I do think it'll
be fun to check in on Monday and see what
excuse they had to run with.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
What excuse you had to run with for your hickey?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Because they're always fun, all sorts of brilliant, very hard
to get around. Okay, it's still quite warm at the moment.
Winter yourself a scarf, grlf a skivvy. I used to
go with a ping pong ball, ping pong ball, I
used to go. I was struck in the neck with
the ping pong ball. Oh yeah, because you you actually
have a lot of hickeys in a lot of people
have sucked and bitten you.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yes, why is that? I request?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, now we are going to throw to our captain.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We've got we've gotta. We have a spiritual leader of
the Hickey hoard. When no one else saw faith, this
man stepped up. His name is Wine Wayne.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
How are every Boddy?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'm outstanding. It's so nice to meet your mate. Thanks
for thanks for backing the hoard. So you're wanting to
you're wanting to receive a Hickey tonight, Wayne, Oh, I
ain't give one and give great goes both obviously consentually.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If are you in a relationship, Wayne, yep, I have
been married for twenty five years. Have beautiful we'd be here. Alison,
your Hickey Hoard.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We're fifty five and sixty five, so.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Love that beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That is beautiful Wayne. Anyone is welcome in the Hickey Hord.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So do you reckon? Your wife will be up for it? Wayne?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh? Hell yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Love it my staff Wayne. All right, we're going to
create wine to female someone a little bit more in
the demographic.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But look, I think I think we'll touch based with
Wayne on Monday, doubt and his wife. Hi, Christine, sounds
like a wild night. Hi Christine, you want to join
the Hickey Hoard.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's Are you in a relationship, Chris, Yes, I am great,
giving or receiving both. It's our anniversary tomorrow night. So yeah,
all of a sudden, the Hickeys are growing. Thanks for
joining us, Christine.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Christine?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sorry, can I just ask Christine? Christine? How many years
have you been together? For Christine? How long have you
been together?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
For?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Nearly seven years?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So so because I like a Hickey for me, because
I've been in a relationship for a similar amount of time,
I feel like a Hickey for me, seven or eight
years in is a bit you know, I mean, I
haven't I haven't given a ikey in a long time
to Sam, I think she'd be a bit rattled and
probably which a little one. It's hard not to have
annoyed out, you.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Know, Yeah, for sure, for sure. But like I mean,
if sim gave me a Hickey, I would be annoyed.
You'd be annoyed. Yeah, because I'm walking around with the
bruise on money that I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Explain what will be annoyed too.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But it's going to happen exactly. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Dedication to the whole Delica, mark your territory for you,
Chris Dick.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now I think this is a type.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Is it Embrya or Andrea Embrya.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We've done this before before.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Spoken to Embria before you asked about her name.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
She said she hated it. Sorry you regretted asking.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And I'm so embarrassed because here you are willing to
jump on the Hickey Horde.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Welcome Embryo, Welcome to the Hord.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
First question sounded vict for the hord because I feel
like it's currently falling before it's.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
A horns.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Two secs. Ambria were just sorted out a horn.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Welcome and give a bit of gusta this time.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Welcome to the comical, comical like regal.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I agree, it's gonna it's gonna be it's gonna
be signaling like the arrival of event, like like if
if there were horns playing, if the king arrived.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's that's a fanfare. I'm so sorry about this, Amber Perfect.
Do you want to say it now? Embrya. Welcome to
the Hickey Horde. Yeah, nice standing now that you're here.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
First question for anyone who joins the Hickey Hoard, giving
or receiving giving?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh you did? You're hesitated?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You're hesitated in a relationship, Embrya, Yes, yeah, how do
you think your partner's going to receive it?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Will? They? Will? They like it in the Hickey.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I think he'd rather receive it. But yeah, well if.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
He plays his cards right, are you?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Are you going to open up by saying, like, hey,
just doing a radio bit, Will and Muddy. I'm just
going to go straight on it, because then he'll then
he'll be all. Then he'll she I'm sure will be
all about it, you know when they're Yeah. I think
if you walked in there and he said, can I
suck your neck for a radio bit? Then all of
a sudden, all the romance has gone strange. Jump straight
on the neck.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Just jump straight in there, embry outstanding.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That is the kind of energy that I want to
Hearmber the Hickey hoard are you?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Are you joining the hoard Woods? Absolutely, my friend I
joined every Friday night.