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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I Hard. You haven't seen this yet? No,
I know you're a fan, but so I'm going to
I'm going to play it for you to coda Johnson.
John's a great actress. Absolutely, Why are we also worried
about this?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, look, button push you Tommy had to sign in
on a couple of accounts to actually view the footage.
I didn't realize it was that ra It's an ad
like she's done an ad for Calvin Klein. Okay, she's
done an ad for Undi's okay, okay, Yeah, So why are.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
We doing this making me watch someone in underwear live
on radio?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
This is just a big bear trap, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's why Analyse is here?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You Why purpose is you going to watch it at
the same time as Analyse? Because you need to give
the context of what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh right, okay, so you've got an idea off this.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I've got an idea.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's not just watch Woody watch Dakota Johnson in underwear.
I mean it's that will be the TikTok video, which
I think Dars is gonna make but but I think
I think we're gonna talk about something else about the video.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So it's her lying down on a couch. She's on
the phone to manager or something.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She just read a script, okay, and she's talking about
the fact that she loves the part. She then hangs
up the phone and then she kind of just cavorts
around her apartment in jocks.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, so you're going.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
To see it on your screen now, aunt least you're
gonna see it as well, so you can watch at
the same time. Starts with a shot of her feet,
very Tarantino. All right, here we go, Tommy, fire away.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hi, I just finished. I think I like her.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I mean, I really like her.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
She's so wild. I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't even know how to shoot that, but I'm down.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Lost her top.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Alright, So you get the idea.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Why would you?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It just feels weird the sorry, it just feels weird
that they're by promoting by promoting underwear, but she's often
in only half of the underwear.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
She got the jocks on. Anyway, Look, I thought it
was interesting because she.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
She's What do you find interesting about this?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Will?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What did you think analy female I thought she.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Looked amazing and she was really empowering her body.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Definitely, words out of my mouth, now get it, just.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Grow up, grow up. I think it was I think
it was shot really well. I think it was. I
think it was good lighting. That's why we love Calvin Klein.
Like Calvin Klin ads are amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Has done a Calvin Klein ad?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Marky Mark Mahlburg old Malburg, David Come, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sure so Justin Bieber, Yeah, baba.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Anyway, I wanted to ask the audience this question because
she's doing a number of things in the ad which
I think that only a woman could do sexily.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Snooker, yeah, she's playing pool nude. Yeah yeah, well I
could basically nude.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
She's well on his not top.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So I just think because because a friend of mine
actually famously on one of his first dates with his partner,
he ended up back at her place and she said,
do you want to play strip?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Prince Harry very good?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And he was like great, sounds fun, and then about
halfway in she was a much better pool.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Player than him.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He lost his jocks very early on and he was
like just it was just the like the most unattractive.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Thing I could possibly do. Yeah, sure, very very quickly.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And I think there's one example of something that women
can do and it's fun and it's sexy when men
try and do it, not funse not sexy because.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
She kind of dances as well. She jumps on a bed.
I think I.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Could make it jump onto your bed sexy.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I think jumping on a bed and trying to make
that sexy is a lot easier than playing pool nude.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yes, I agree, unless is there anything that you think
women could do sexy that men can't?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Eat?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
A burger?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh ah, I.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Disagree agree with eating in general, because I mean the
other thing in that Dakota Johnson ad there's a bit
that Reddit's kind of losing it over, which is her
She just hoes into a pomegranate, like a whole pomegranate. Yeah,
she eats a pome it like the wrong way. Right,
You should scoop it out with a spoon or whatever
and then put it in a nice salad with some
TAINI maybe she does eat the pomegranate like a burger,
(04:45):
which if a man was eating that, it would be awful.
It would go in his beard and it would look disgusting.
She makes it look amazing. Yeah, you think you could
eat a pomegranate?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Sexy?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Are you really just lining yourself up for a web
series right here?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Even honesty, though, Pool, I agree, There's just no way
I'm getting into sorts of positions that no one needs
to see me in.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, jumping on a bed and eating things.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I think I could.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I think I could turn that around.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Let's try to the phones.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, you can have a little bit more of a
think about it over the song if you'd like to
What can women do sexily that men can't?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, I'm going to say.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Calling a taxi always looked really sexy on like Sex
and the City for some reason, just the woman strutting
down New York and high heels and men intend to
jump around and look like little monkeys.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Put in the head I.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Think about like dialing it yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
where his Carrie was always just like what can women
do sexily that guys can't? Fortunate time for that topic,
I would say, day after International Women's Day to be
talking about all the women. Big shout out to all
the women listening, all the girls, all the girls on
the team as well. Great, wonderful team of women keep
(05:51):
the wheels turning on this show.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Not the girl.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Appreciate now the reason for the girls, the reason we
are talking about this is we just watched this ad
with Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I think you've got to be over eighteen to watch it,
which is pretty wild.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Did you know the pornhub got band in Australia on
the weekend? Right? Yeah, on what ground Dakota Johnson's ad?
I believe that is over the line you played pool
in your underwear?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yes, I can't believe they're a lad. So that that
add that.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Dakota Johnson's done for Calvin Client where she is in
a state of undress. Sure she's showing off the Calvin clines,
but often she's missing one half of the undies. They're
playing that on television.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Maybe it might be an online thing, who knows. Anyway,
somehow it came into my feed this morning. Not sure how,
but I ruined algorithm strange random things. Yeah, So, anyway,
I was watching it and there's her playing pool, and
I was thinking to myself, that looks great.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
She looks great.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
By the way, she looks amazing. I don't really rate
her as an actress. But in this she was amazing.
I wanted to know, are there things that women can
do sexually that guys can't?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Because pool is top of the list for me. Ride
a horse?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Never seen a man ride a horse in a sexy way.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You haven't seen Vigo Mortenson in Lord of the Rings.
I disagree, believable.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Never know.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You didn't mention nude. You just said ride a horse. Sorry.
I was like, are you joking?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Damien Oliver's furious.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In the voice, I can't come on, but yeah, give me,
give me a crack.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Also Shadow to Day, We love you, work mopping, just
any anything where nude.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Sorry, you don't have to rethink your answers because you
put them all through the prism of nude.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
What Dakota was half nude?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I asked analyst the question as well that before
we go to Matt six five, By the way, what
can women do sexually that guys can't?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
When when there's something like on a top shelf and
they can women can reach for it and make it
look really hot.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Like guys can't reach that.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It Actually it flips back on you, doesn't it, because
then you've got to try and reach it, and that
becomes a bit of a nick.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, they have to do, guess because you don't want
to get the ladder either, example putting your hair actually,
quick question for their analyst.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
If I am in a situation where I can't get
something because it's too high? Am I better to Am
I better to get on tiptoes and or jump?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Or am I better to get the ladder straight away?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think the ladder really little jumps, which but the.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Ladder is humiliating, not as bad as you jumping and
failing to reach.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The same option. Yeah right, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, I like that one for me. Thirty one and
six five? Can women do sexually that guys can't? I
want to be on the phone. Guys look very intense
on the phone, generally speak chick in the office. They've
got the one head, the one ear piece in shocking look,
which is a shocking look?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Where is I think women just look good on the phone.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
What about removing glasses to make a point? Do you
think men fully clock.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Removing glasses to make a point? Can men do that sexually?
I think women do that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think analys saying men can do that sexually?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Clark, can you know what I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That's true, but push your Tom just took his. Matt's
called on thirty one and six. I've Matt, what can
women do sexually that guys can't?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Matt? Are you're there? We'll come back to you. Matt.
I've got another one here for you. Hit me running.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I think a man can leave you's in Harry Styles run.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh in the marathons. Yeah, man, see that's the epitome.
So you're a bit caught up in that world, which
I think that's the matisphere. And I think you guys, yeah,
you guys, you're all rich on yourselves. Sam is called
on thirteen one and six five, Sam.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Guy, Bhi Sam? What can women do sexier than men?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Cars?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
God, your booty going, you know, sexually and she's looking
at you coming like that with the bubbles coming down here,
or she turns around and uses her boots and.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Can you take it? Yep?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
No more comments?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Very good?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
What's good?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Way its audio there? But the car washed Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You know it's got to Matt matsh I should move
on to mat mat mat Yeah, we got your Maddie.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
What can women do sexily that men? Can't.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
The more I think about it, the less sexy it's getting.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
But I think that limbo would be very, very unattractive
from a male's perspective.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nude or like fully close.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm just asking the question.