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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
I had I remember we've got Kevin Parker who is
going to join us a little bit later on. But
it doesn't hold a candle to Nelson, who's a musician
and our producer lives boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Norfolk Island Pines is the one who band out Nelson's work.
I mean you can hear some of this gear. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That again again, so touring any time the Pines, the.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Part we're playing a gig in two saturdays.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Actually that where you play playing the gym in Colling.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What a spot.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I will get down to the gym from this.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Talking just play when we talk to you, just play drums,
No talking down Nelson. You're a personal drummer, all right, Okay.
Things that we say does need to be amplified by drums.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, so you just feel
it out, Nelson. That's what you're in here for.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Where you feel.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So yesterday, can Nelson here the radio feed have we're
giving him? He weren't in a very cool way upside
down there are check that out musician way. Okay, so yesterday,
we if you missed it. My mother in law was
on the show, so she's Dutch. She's been visiting for
(01:36):
a little while. She asked this question to us and
else what was my question? Benefit?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So I heard your question about the romance. I'm coming
from Brazil. I know that the Brazilians are very good lovers.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What kind of lovers are the Australian men?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Great question of lovers are the Australian men? Now, we
had a bunch of women who called in and lovers,
all right, so just let Hill do it?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, just stop? Was that an obvious throw, wasn't it?
Thought it was subtle.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I thought it was a discreet and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He'll do so.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Think about like like live talk shows and they have
the live band in. They don't throw to the band.
The band just does the punctuation channel. You're in a fallon.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I will not throw to him again.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So I've made a lot of mistakes. That was good,
all right, we don't So we had a lot of
women calling after my mother and law called in last night, yes,
and Brazilian women, a lot of Brazilian South American women
who all said that Australian men are amazing lovers.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Mm hmm, big it shocked us. It certainly shocked us
that there was some some numbers being thrown around, which
which certainly rattled me and surprised me. Around minimum time
in the bedroom half an hour, yes, now for two
blokes with two kids. That that that just seems like
an unrealistic world. It did fantasyland if you will.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes, it seems like an outrageous number to be dealing with.
Thirty minutes to an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's only twenty four hours in a day, do you
know what I mean? Yeah, it just it just seems
like I don't even desire to be a thirty minute
to an hour guy, just because like when you break
down your night, you know you've got you've got dinner,
you probably want to watch a TV show, You still
(03:35):
want to get a bit like if you throw in
an hour of hanky panky, Yeah, that's a late night.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That's a late night. And yeah, I mean yeah, I
think it all sounds a little bit too hard if
you're asking me now, woody, well I did do a
throw as well. You know it feels good, doesn't it.
It does feel good. So anyway, we had this chat yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, all these.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Women caught up, said half an hour was the minimum
time for an Australian man. You and I rattled.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I was further rattled when my father in law messaged me, oh, yes,
he'd heard the chat. Oh here it comes, and he said, well,
what did he say?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Wait for the drummer?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Thirty minutes should be the average, mate, from my father
in law, this is both your So I've got my
mother in law telling me that I'm not a sufficient lover,
and then my father in law they're divorced by the way,
listening on the other side of the world, chimes in
and goes, well, mate, thirty minutes should be the average.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And then he sends another message and said you should
read the book. Maybe don't read that.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Don't read that the sexual.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Book the Multi Multi Multi omn Multi apparently a book
that was the book suggestion from my father in law.
Is there a moment go and read a book called
the Multi O man? Do you think do you think
I feel attacked? Of course you should. You should feel
e masculated.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Is there a world where your wife has spoken to
her mother and her father and said listen, and I
don't know how to have this conversation with Will, But
he's look he's a sixty second guy, and it's just
it's not