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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I would throw you and I took from the two
steamier songs on the planet yesterday. There was a big
survey about the steamier songs. I'm not going to go
through them all, but we chose two of them that
we thought were going to be most successful. Introducing our partners. Now,
a little bit of context for everyone. Woods and I've
both had babies very recently.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm a little bit further along than you were at
four months are you're at what three weeks?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
About three weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
We're going to crack into my audio first, because yeah,
I think it is worth mentioning that that I had
a significant handicap. Yes, like so yeah, absolutely, I was. Yeah,
to paint a picture for you, sem. My partner is
currently sleeping next to a bassinette with our three week
old baby.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh your baby's still in the room.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh yeah, and you still extraordinary man, great commitment.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So she wears ear plugs so she doesn't wake up
from the baby for all his murmuring. She also wears
a mouthguard because she grinds her teeth and she's currently
breastfeeding so she's got sunction suction cups attached to both
her nipples, so it was kind of like trying to
seduce a.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Deaf mute cyborg.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So so thankfully you're into.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh, that's that's that's my forehand.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
My song was the Hills by the weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We can't blame the weekend with whatever's happened to you,
because this is we all.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Agree, the freaking.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Weekend throws down the heat there so that you canna
explain this in the audio.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But effectively run me through it. How'd you go about
it so effectively? I had to wait. So we were
discussing this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
As soon as our partners hit the bed at the moment,
because they're up most of the day with an infant
and a toddler, they're just like as soon as dinner finishes,
they're like, I'm out, sleeps later, and we then I
kind of take our baby for a little while after
him while sim gets some sleep, and then if I
can get him to sleep, then I get to sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, but that's her like, I've got three hours here
to you have to come to bed, So that's my slot.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So I kind of had this like window whereby like jewels.
My baby was asleep and.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Sim I had to get her before she lay down
next to him.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
God, that's a that's you're trying to get a very
before she puts.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
The mouth guard in and the ear plugs in. So
I tried to get her right after she brushed her teeth.
Perfect mouthguard's three year old down and then I duck.
I ran in there with the iPad playing the song.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So you went into the bathroom when she was mid
brushing her teeth. I waited till she finished the teeth,
and that was a smart move. So she finished her
teeth and you go into the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, okay, yes, And I thought i'd got her before
she got to the bed.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, have a listen. If she gets into bed, she's
going to be off me. So keen amusic.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, trying to fix the mind.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Have you got your mouth guard in? Oh no, don't
you missed the magic?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I was just thinking you up. Once the mouth guards in,
it's over. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I love you nowhere laughter my face.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, and that that hurts. That hurts, you know, you
make yourself vulnerable. But I think to her point, she
didn't wasn't rejecting you. She'd just said, I'm sorry, but
the math guards in.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's just mauth guards in, and then she really rammed
it home with I'm also six weeks postpartum. I ay
a sudden. I felt very silly and I left. Yeah,
that was it for me, mate, that was it for me.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I don't think we can blame mine. I just I
think because yours is very funny, your very funny. You
had a look about it from the moment that you ended.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You've been in there with our audio producing market and
Daniela chopping something up, which you're very scared about.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
How long was the audio? And I don't want to
give anything, So let's go to the song. Come on,
all right, here we go to help you. If Mim
comes on here as well, maybe I think that would
that would like?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think maybe mage Mim can come on and I
can ask her if we can play it great.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How long was the audio? It's not that long.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You took home the song Ariana Grande's Dangerous Woman.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Apparently a very saucy song, very sexy.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
No doubt about the sexiness of the song Dangerous Woman.
So let me just set the scene so similar chaos
when I got home from work.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's it's kind of just get home.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And then I was with eldest daughter ram putting her
to bed, and then came downstairs. And to be honest,
we were here pretty late last night as well, so
I thought I was in trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So I was like, MIM's definitely going to be asleep.
Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Came back downstairs. Mim was then giving Murphy a bath.
That's all happening. I tried to have some dinner. I
was like, got to get that in because you know
I've got I've got plans tonight.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh wow, yeah, m fuel up, fuel.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Up, rammed home my dinner. So you thought you were
a chance, Well, I just I just wanted to make
the attempt.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I was worried about.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
A scientist at the end of the day was an experiment.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So then Mim came out of the bath with MIRF
and then I said, I'll let me put Mirp to bed.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And then so I put Mirp to bed, settled her
for a while, came back out and was like, Okay,
now's now, now's to play and I'm on the clock.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Because at any moment here she couldn't fall asleep. Yes,
all the baby can wake up. You got to steal
your indo.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Times of the s and okay, okay, So but I
had to come in with a plan yep, right, So
I had the iPad as well, which is playing area
and a Grande dangerous woman that.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We were both holding I pad the way, because then
we also had to record the interaction with phone.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But so so a few things you need to know.
This actually worked in My favorite Mim was in bed
watching Bridgeton and it was like, okay, this is this
can work for me definitely. So she's in the bedroom
you can kind of hear that in the background. The
other thing you need to know is that my plan
was to go in there and try We're going to
a wedding this weekend as well as like my plan
(06:26):
is to go in there and be like, hey, I
thought I could try on some suits for you, and
I was like, that's definitely going to be sexy, right,
So that was the plan.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
That's what I go for. That's good plan, man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The other thing you need to know here is just
because I'm not very technologically smart, the iPad's quite close
to my mobile phone, so you're probably going to lose
a lot of the interaction. Yeah, okay, now with all
that in mind, and before I play in the audio,
just because I mean, yours was all joking and like,
you know, the rejection there. Yeah, I've got my wife
on the phone right now. Now, mim, you know now
(06:56):
that I was recording last night.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Are you just wanting me to consent to this? Yeah,
pretty much. I just want to make sure because we
had a chat about it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was the most awkward conversation I've ever had with
my wife this morning when it was like last night.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I recorded it was without you know. Yeah, it's a
wild chat, wild chat.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Very hard conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, I just want to make sure you're okay with
me playing a bit of audio.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, just just not the end of it, probably that
you recorded. Okay, we're not anything or not. This is
this feels weird, does feel a bit strange, Just feel
a bit strange.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, you don't play if you don't want to,
you can just say, you know, I had a great time,
see you later.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'll play the first half, all right, see how we're
all feeling.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, this is just me walking in the room and
you'll hear Ariana Grande come in and do some work.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, sersion because okay, so again you can't really hear this.
(08:11):
I'm not completely shot.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That's me kicking the cat out of the room as well.
So I got rid of the cat. Okay. For the
next two or three minutes, I'm trying on suits. Okay, Okay,
So then I turned down the audio a little bit,
so you are going to hear an interaction here.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This is the first time that I say a line
which is which is like, hey, I wasn't here to
try on seats.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, Let's let's go to the second half of the
sea my shirt.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
A dangerous.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Maybe a little.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Swarm this.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
One later summer the summer, and and and we we
we did it, and I did it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So puffed?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What mean you sound so puffed in that? And you're
not even you're just trying on suits. I was biggous stunts.
Just it worked? So was it? And so I mean
was that the song?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Was it? The song didn't And I just say it
wasn't the song at all. You often the other day
you were walking around with your iPad and you were
listening to Strawberry Kisses by Nikki Webster.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So nothing really is that we after that as well?
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I would throw you and I took from the two
steamier songs on the planet yesterday. There was a big
survey about the steamier songs. I'm not going to go
through them all, but we chose two of them that
we thought were going to be most successful. Introducing our partners. Now,
a little bit of context for everyone. Woods and I've
both had babies very recently.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm a little bit further along than you were at
four months are you're at what three weeks?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
About three weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
We're going to crack into my audio first, because yeah,
I think it is worth mentioning that that I had
a significant handicap. Yes, like so yeah, absolutely, I was. Yeah,
to paint a picture for you, sem. My partner is
currently sleeping next to a bassinette with our three week
old baby.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh your baby's still in the room.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh yeah, and you still extraordinary man, great commitment.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So she wears ear plugs so she doesn't wake up
from the baby for all his murmuring. She also wears
a mouthguard because she grinds her teeth and she's currently
breastfeeding so she's got sunction suction cups attached to both
her nipples, so it was kind of like trying to
seduce a.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Deaf mute cyborg.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So so thankfully you're into.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh, that's that's that's my forehand.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
My song was the Hills by the weekend, and.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We can't blame the weekend with whatever's happened to you,
because this is we all.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Agree, the freaking.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Weekend throws down the heat there so that you canna
explain this in the audio.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But effectively run me through it. How'd you go about
it so effectively? I had to wait. So we were
discussing this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
As soon as our partners hit the bed at the moment,
because they're up most of the day with an infant
and a toddler, they're just like as soon as dinner finishes,
they're like, I'm out, sleeps later, and we then I
kind of take our baby for a little while after
him while sim gets some sleep, and then if I
can get him to sleep, then I get to sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, but that's her like, I've got three hours here
to you have to come to bed, So that's my slot.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So I kind of had this like window whereby like jewels.
My baby was asleep and.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Sim I had to get her before she lay down
next to him.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
God, that's a that's you're trying to get a very
before she puts.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
The mouth guard in and the ear plugs in. So
I tried to get her right after she brushed her teeth.
Perfect mouthguard's three year old down and then I duck.
I ran in there with the iPad playing the song.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So you went into the bathroom when she was mid
brushing her teeth. I waited till she finished the teeth,
and that was a smart move. So she finished her
teeth and you go into the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, okay, yes, And I thought i'd got her before
she got to the bed.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, have a listen. If she gets into bed, she's
going to be off me. So keen amusic.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, trying to fix the mind.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Have you got your mouth guard in? Oh no, don't
you missed the magic?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I was just thinking you up. Once the mouth guards in,
it's over. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I love you nowhere laughter my face.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, and that that hurts. That hurts, you know, you
make yourself vulnerable. But I think to her point, she
didn't wasn't rejecting you. She'd just said, I'm sorry, but
the math guards in.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's just mauth guards in, and then she really rammed
it home with I'm also six weeks postpartum. I ay
a sudden. I felt very silly and I left. Yeah,
that was it for me, mate, that was it for me.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I don't think we can blame mine. I just I
think because yours is very funny, your very funny. You
had a look about it from the moment that you ended.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You've been in there with our audio producing market and
Daniela chopping something up, which you're very scared about.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
How long was the audio? And I don't want to
give anything, So let's go to the song. Come on,
all right, here we go to help you. If Mim
comes on here as well, maybe I think that would
that would like?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think maybe mage Mim can come on and I
can ask her if we can play it great.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How long was the audio? It's not that long.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You took home the song Ariana Grande's Dangerous Woman.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Apparently a very saucy song, very sexy.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
No doubt about the sexiness of the song Dangerous Woman.
So let me just set the scene so similar chaos
when I got home from work.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's it's kind of just get home.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And then I was with eldest daughter ram putting her
to bed, and then came downstairs. And to be honest,
we were here pretty late last night as well, so
I thought I was in trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So I was like, MIM's definitely going to be asleep.
Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Came back downstairs. Mim was then giving Murphy a bath.
That's all happening. I tried to have some dinner. I
was like, got to get that in because you know
I've got I've got plans tonight.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh wow, yeah, m fuel up, fuel.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Up, rammed home my dinner. So you thought you were
a chance, Well, I just I just wanted to make
the attempt.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I was worried about.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
A scientist at the end of the day was an experiment.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So then Mim came out of the bath with MIRF
and then I said, I'll let me put Mirp to bed.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And then so I put Mirp to bed, settled her
for a while, came back out and was like, Okay,
now's now, now's to play and I'm on the clock.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Because at any moment here she couldn't fall asleep. Yes,
all the baby can wake up. You got to steal
your indo.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Times of the s and okay, okay, So but I
had to come in with a plan yep, right, So
I had the iPad as well, which is playing area
and a Grande dangerous woman that.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We were both holding I pad the way, because then
we also had to record the interaction with phone.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But so so a few things you need to know.
This actually worked in My favorite Mim was in bed
watching Bridgeton and it was like, okay, this is this
can work for me definitely. So she's in the bedroom
you can kind of hear that in the background. The
other thing you need to know is that my plan
was to go in there and try We're going to
a wedding this weekend as well as like my plan
(06:26):
is to go in there and be like, hey, I
thought I could try on some suits for you, and
I was like, that's definitely going to be sexy, right,
So that was the plan.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
That's what I go for. That's good plan, man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The other thing you need to know here is just
because I'm not very technologically smart, the iPad's quite close
to my mobile phone, so you're probably going to lose
a lot of the interaction. Yeah, okay, now with all
that in mind, and before I play in the audio,
just because I mean, yours was all joking and like,
you know, the rejection there. Yeah, I've got my wife
on the phone right now. Now, mim, you know now
(06:56):
that I was recording last night.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Are you just wanting me to consent to this? Yeah,
pretty much. I just want to make sure because we
had a chat about it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was the most awkward conversation I've ever had with
my wife this morning when it was like last night.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I recorded it was without you know. Yeah, it's a
wild chat, wild chat.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Very hard conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, I just want to make sure you're okay with
me playing a bit of audio.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, just just not the end of it, probably that
you recorded. Okay, we're not anything or not. This is
this feels weird, does feel a bit strange, Just feel
a bit strange.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, you don't play if you don't want to,
you can just say, you know, I had a great time,
see you later.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'll play the first half, all right, see how we're
all feeling.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, this is just me walking in the room and
you'll hear Ariana Grande come in and do some work.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, sersion because okay, so again you can't really hear this.
(08:11):
I'm not completely shot.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
That's me kicking the cat out of the room as well.
So I got rid of the cat. Okay. For the
next two or three minutes, I'm trying on suits. Okay, Okay,
So then I turned down the audio a little bit,
so you are going to hear an interaction here.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This is the first time that I say a line
which is which is like, hey, I wasn't here to
try on seats.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, Let's let's go to the second half of the
sea my shirt.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
A dangerous.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Maybe a little.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Swarm this.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
One later summer the summer, and and and we we
we did it, and I did it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So puffed?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
What mean you sound so puffed in that? And you're
not even you're just trying on suits. I was biggous stunts.
Just it worked? So was it? And so I mean
was that the song?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Was it? The song didn't And I just say it
wasn't the song at all. You often the other day
you were walking around with your iPad and you were
listening to Strawberry Kisses by Nikki Webster.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So nothing really is that we after that as well?
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