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March 11, 2026 33 mins
  • What makes you weirdly patriotic?
  • What make you think it was an affair?
  • Lying with your cooking
  • Amy Shark

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
I heard.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
A Little Win or a Little Business Over an international
pop start Today case. There's been running since two thousand
and nine, early twenty years when Katy Perry. This is
a really hard story to get your head across, because

(00:49):
they meant there's two Katy Perry's in this story. There's
the Katy Perry, the singer, and there's the Katy Perry
the fashion designer. On I've somewhat across this and Katie Perry,
the fashion design The only difference is Katie Perry the
fashion designer spells it ka T I E. So it's
very hard to make out who's who. But I'm pretty
sure when Katy Perry the singer was preparing her Hello Katie,

(01:10):
see what she did there Australian tour in two thousand
and nine, she sued Katie Perry the fashion label, saying
that there was like are there was too much confusion
between the two labels.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So but the designer was there before the singer.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Or maybe it's the other way around. Anyway, Look, because
it's been overturned. It went to the Federal Court and
Katie Perry, the singer one.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So the singer had a win against the designer, this
small designer in Australia, and now twenty years later it's
been flipped.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So the designer.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Look at the end of the day it ended up.
It's really it's actually so hard to follow.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
She made money.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Every time I read this story, I get lost in
who won. But basically, I imagine that's why it took
twenty years. They just couldn't get their head.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Around imagine and read the judges.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
It ends up in the High Court, which is our
highest court in this country, and they ruled by majority
that Katie Perry, the fashion designer wins.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I think we should play some Katy Perry, even though
that is awesome, that's confusing. But you designer keep selling
you clothes.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Basically, that's what they said, and she's getting paid by
Katy Perry, the singer.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh that's awesome. That's what I felt. Australia win for
the little guy. You know, I'm not a very patriotic guy.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I don't normally get all that fired up about my
country all that often. But this I was driving home
and I didn't have Katy Perry. In my head, I
was when Katy Perry, the fashion designer one this.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
In my head, give me a home among it's good
to be in Australian today. It's a little bit. It's
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Don't come here into a tour and then sue our
designer and and then.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't think that happened looking back, but.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
In my head that's where all you came here and
we showed you a great time.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Katy Perry, you sell out stadiums and then you had
to crack at someone trying to make shoes.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, exactly right, So go Australia.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Don't go Australia. I wouldn't wind leaning into this a
little bit. Is there something that.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Give me.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Makes you weirdly patriotic? Is there something that because because
I don't want to hear like, you know, Kathy Freeman
winning the gold medal, because obviously if you're not feeling.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Patriotic, then then you're probably not Australian.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
But it's obvious there are times when I feel weirdly patriotic, like,
for example, and this is strange, when we were living
in Perth and someone would come over from overseas or whatever. Yeah,
I felt weirdly patriotic telling them about the size of
the sharks in Perth.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh yeah, I don't know, it's good.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't know why is that really like I felt
because bright around the shark.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's weird because and then I don't think Australians identify
as Australian.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don't know, they move all around, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
But we own them, like do you know Australians love
to own the idea of great white I like to.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Think that the sharks sort of themselves anyway, if they
could hold a flake with the flip get.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I get weirdly patriotic when I'm reading a book and
there's just any reference of Australia.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So like we were reading Project Hail Mary.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
We've actually got doubles to the movie to give away later,
but in the book now I don't want to go
too deep into it, but effectively the book reference the
fact that some scientists from WA did something impressive.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
And I was sitting there reading the book. Our boys,
this is made up, that's our complete fiction. But I
was like, you.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Know, actually, actually, now you kind of mentioned that by
the way thirty one and six y five, what gets
you weirdly patriotic.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Whenever anyone would mention I don't know if your guys, well,
this is a very different sort of conversation.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
But whenever people mention the like telescopes like into inter telescopes,
how often does.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
That come up? Well, quite a bit at the science conventions.
I go to it. But I love dropping in the
movie The Dish, which which.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Is you know essentially about untelescope in Parks, New South.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Anyway, Look, these are all not great examples, but getting
sunburned do you ever feel do you know where?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Because if you're at the pub and you've got a
bit of a burn and you're like burn like, it
doesn't it's.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Actually sims, Sames.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Folks are here at the moment and whenever they go
out the door and like make sure you put a
hat on, guys, the sounds different.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
It's different down there. Different.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I'll tell you girls out next thirteen one and six five.
What makes you weirdly patriotic? We interviewed Hugh Jackman the
other day but his new movie Sad Soung Blue, and
we finished the interview. I don't think we played this
on air, but we finished the interview. He obviously spends
most of his time in America. We finished the interview

(05:52):
and I signed off as I do most people on
the phone or on a zoom, by saying HERU, Yeah,
all right, have listened to this.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is him? Thanks? You see you mate?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
All the best, brother, all the best.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Love that.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
He did, love it, love it, And there was a
weird patrio. We felt good about that, didn't we. You
could hear it? Lisa thirteen one O six five? What
makes you feel weirdly patriotic? Come to me, Lisa?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Hot hot jam donut? It's more like a melbourney but.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Jam donut, hot jam donut?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Did we did.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
We invent the hot jam donut? Awesome? If we did? Yeah?
I think we did? Did we? Really? We were the
first one? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:46):
I can't get them in Queensland.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
I don't know about perfect.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's still Australia, South Wales.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
They're not great, she.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Says.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
She says a Victorian thing she feels. She feels parochial
about being a Victorian.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
Oh got it?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
God, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
And Lisa's telling me, unless you just use your microphone, mate,
you've got a microphone in front of you.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Now, what did you find? She's showing me a laptop
just speak girls.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Hot jam donuts were a signey the delicacy of Melbourne
from the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Bloody unreal. That is bloody. Have you got anything? Have
you got anything, abe that makes you feel.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I feel patriotic about my accent Australian accents, just whenever
someone says I went Overseas a few years ago and
someone said your accent.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is so Australian.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I was like, yeah, it is, yeah, it is. No
one can do it, is that right? I hate hearing
Australian accent.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It gives me a certain I like it when they
hear mine, though I don't want to bump into other
Australians like.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We were interviewing just to bring it in a celebrity
of interview recently Marlon Wayan's and I loved it when
he was like, I love how you Australian say my
name is Marlon.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh yeah, man, And I love that. I love that.
I was in New Zealand in a savage no but
embrace the savage man.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sure, I was in New Zealand on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
This is something I shouldn't have got patriotic about but
I got weirdly weirdly patriotic. I found out that they
call their baby coffees fluffies. It's what they call. They
call it a fluffsy. Have to order a fluffy when
you want to get your toddler a baby.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Basic country New Zealand, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Names on the tin, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
But I got weirdly patrioted telling all of the cafes
that in Australia, and I got really proud.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
That's right. I was like, we came up with you.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It's the same thing as if you're overseas and someone
cooks any sort of meringue.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, the paddle over. Can I tell you the story
about the padlover? And again you send you a recipe?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
You're really puffed your chest out if you see anyone
wearing bloodstones. But when I was in New York recently,
bludstones really took off, and you didn't want to stop
and talk to me and tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
About your shoes, Chris bumping into Australians overseas, Chris, Chris,
what makes you feel weirdly patriotic?

Speaker 10 (08:53):
I'm going a bunning for a saucy sizzle.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Bloody, Chris. Nothing feels more Australian than that.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
But you don't feel like like, yeah you do.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
No, I don't feel do you feel like it's particularly
Australian in those moments when you go.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
Back to three or four of them, Yeah you do?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Bloody Good for you, Chris. For a gold coin more
than a gold coin. Sorry, it's not nineteen ninety five
now it is, man, Chris, it's a gold coin, isn't it.
Two bucks for a sausage.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
Two bucks for a very very nice sausage that someone
cooked it for you, So we're well worth it?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Both made? Well worth the trip? And you don't think
of something to buy from Baines. That's that's the bit
for me that I find quite.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh really, you can just go for the sizzleman.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Nah embarrassing. You want to be walking out with something
in your hands more often than not. For me, it's
the dust pan and broom. I've got about seven. A
bit of a serious topic. Executive producer Joe she yesterday
thought you were having an affair.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I just want to confirm that, Joe, you did think that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
So slight like, ever so slightly and then I obviously knew,
like I know Will and know that he's amazing, but
like I could see think that I.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Did hear that by that son's got the wrong idea
of Will.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Can I just say, but also you only thought it
for like a second.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Keep my job? That is true? Okay, So it's true.
Just to explain the situation.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
So Joe tried to call you yesterday before the show
because classic you you were probably our hour and a
half late to work and.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Call it midday every day? Was that we have a
scheduled call at midday every day?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh that's right, sorry, the new way, the new way anyway,
So she's she's locked in for that schedule.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Joining this character that they're just schmearing that the months
throwing against my character.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's going on right here. We have a schedule call
it midday, yes every day.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
And I couldn't bet my phone because I was having
too much fun with my daughter one on one at
her swimming lesson. And you know, we got caught in
a game of hide and seek and great fatherly bonding
out the front, and I got so swept up in
the frivolity that I left my phone out the front
that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So what Joe heard though, I'm glad you got through
all that. You're feeling better about yourself. So Joe calls
your number and a random girl picks up the phone,
and so that's the moment Joe's just like, whoa this
random woman's pit of the phone. That's when you were thinking,
for a split second, maybe he's having an affair.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, And all she says is hello.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, yeah, and I get it. The mind goes.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
But if you are having an affair though, like if
I was having an affair, I'm.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Not you'd be better at it.

Speaker 11 (11:20):
You reckon well yeah, I mean it was a playful hello,
but you're not hitting.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
On you mate's with me. I don't know why I'm
getting defensive over there. I would be very good.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
But you know what I mean, if they are having
an affair, surely you're not getting Surely that person just
doesn't answer your phone. I get it, I get it,
but but it is a situation, if anything, it was
kind of like hidden. It's in such plain sight that
I'm clearly not if anyway, pleasure center.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Answer the phone. You're making this weird.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
It is starting to get weird about it what I'm
feeling weird about it.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I get it. I can feel that on you. You've
done nothing wrong. You're very faithful to your wife. You've
done nothing wrong. Say that you're a good husband.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'm a good husband. There you go, mate. Now this
is a situation thought out of here.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
This is a situation though, where someone Joe has wrongly
thought you were having an affair because of some piece
of evidence. And I do I just find these situations
really funny. Thirteen one oh six y five is our number.
When did you wrongly think someone was having an affair?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
And at least if you had an affair before. No, no,
I would just turn your mica on.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
No, well I'd have to have a boyfriend have an affair.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
So that is true. I've on the other side, so
I was thanks for you've been in.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
She is single, so I was on the other side
of the fence here where I was dating someone was
a while ago.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You were having an affair.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
No, we were, don't. Don't you're getting you're getting so
weird about this.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm not getting you had an affair, mate. I didn't
say so. My girlfriend at the time was flicking open
the donner. I haven't even said that. Yeah, don't get
so defensive about it, brother, You're all good.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
She was flicking over the Donner cover and a green
G string flew out of the Donner cover, and so
so she had this moment where she was like, oh
my god, you're definitely cheating on me because that's not
my green G string anyway, it was my housemate's green
G string. But there was you had slept with m
I've never slept within Oh I thought it was your
other house mate. No no, no, no, no, no, no, God,

(13:37):
you are really on the attack. I just very scary.
I'll give you one more because I do love. It's
thirty one O six five. When did you wrongly think
someone was having.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
These are all accidental, by the way, there actually has been.
There's actually no foul plays. You thought something was up, you.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Saw one piece of evidence that you were like, I'm
just sure they're having an affair, and then there's a
perfectly good explanation behind it.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So our old.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Boss Tony, we once did a prank at his house
where we effectively set up a camera crew and we
were gonna I don't want to go into the prank,
but we're going to squirt him in the face with
the host.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Classic, classic, classic stuff. There's nothing more to go into.
That is the lock and the short of it.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
He comes home and he sees one of the camera
guys around the side of his house. All he sees
is the glimpse of a guy hiding down the side
of his house. Instantly he is thinking, oh my god,
my wife is cheating on me, and the guy's about
to do a runner down the side of my house.
He gets out of his car starts sprinting at that person,
and I mean, if he gone to him, they would
have come to blows. Turns out it was just I

(14:37):
forget who it was, but it was Jack Jack filming
down the side of the house.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
And there you go. Anyway, no one was beaten up.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But yes, that's the perfect example. Thirteen one oh sixty five.
When did you wrongly think someone was having an affair?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Which this calls up next.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
You haven't got through that unscathed, happy healthy relationships in here, everyone,
So he calls up next, just to reiterate you, just
to reiterate, just to reiterate.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Let's got a Nicola here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Nikola,
here we go now you were the person accused of cheating.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Yeah, I was. So.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
I got a random phone call from a number one
day and I ate, so like, hey, how's the phoney?
It was like who are you? And I'm like, so,
who's this. It's like, you're this your dad, you're sleeping
with my husband, like blowing up at me, calling me
every name under the sun, and I was just like,
I don't even know who these es. I hung up
and I sort of recognized the number, so I went
back through my phone. Now, I used to be a
pizza delivery girl for a pizza shop in my area,

(15:32):
and it was actually just a delivery to say hey,
I'm here because the instructions were called on arrival and
I'd spoken to these person one time for ten seconds,
and so she's down my number and thought, yeah, we
were having an affair.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
And the pizza girl, Oh wow, that's intense.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
That's I mean, geez, that's a pretty jealous and protective pat.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
One ten second phone calls the other.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Day, Actually, a girl there was a there's a great
redditor called am I the asshole? Oh yeah, anyway, it's
an acronym.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And this person was saying I'm going through partner's phone
and I discovered this.

Speaker 11 (16:10):
Yeah, And the comment was, honey, if you're going through
your partner's phone, their relationships already over. Yeah, you've broken
the trust, just like you don't trust them at all,
not that you've broken not that you've sure you've broken
the trust by going through their phone, if you don't
trust them enough to have to look through their stuff
over it's panic stations?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Would it's code.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Blue panneck stations? Anita, Here we go the other side
of it as well. Someone thought you were having an affair.

Speaker 12 (16:40):
Yes, okay, Well I innocently used a plunger one day
and it was caught on security cameras at home. And
when the sound of it came through after my then
partners heard it, he came to me and he said, well.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
You know, who did you have in the home or
what have you been doing?

Speaker 12 (17:02):
And I said, well, the sink filled up and I
used the plunger to let the water out.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
He thought he thought, he thought that sand was you
getting me sick? Oh? The plunger yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Speck and plunging. Oh, I had a great hand.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
We got Kate here, Kate, whoa you thought your mum
was having an affair.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
I did for many years. Guys. Yeah, I was quite
young and I was going through our family photos and
just looking at photos that she had up in the
cupboard and stuff like that. I found some photos of
her with my next door neighbors bushwalking because they went
on a holiday.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
They were just bushwalking with euph.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh they weren't bushwalking, dude or anything. They went naked,
Yes they were. They were naked.

Speaker 13 (17:52):
They were bushwalking with shoes and a stick and hats on. Anyway,
for years I always asked her and anyway, let it go.
And when I got older, she finally said to me, no,
we're just nuvous and that's what we did.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Uist.

Speaker 13 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, still it was no big deal.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Probably she's still she's still a NEURDISTY just confirmed they
were they were bushwalking.

Speaker 13 (18:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah in Queensland.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
I just they worn with the other photos.

Speaker 13 (18:23):
But yeah, that was just my next door neighbors with
my mum.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I tell you.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I mean, if I saw my mum nude with another
man in a fart, I'd probably done the same conclusion.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Can I just ask, though, Kate, was your was it
was your dad? A nudist? Too.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
No, he was played golf.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Right, you play golfer. I'll go and do something. I'll
go for a bushwalk nude with the next door neighbor.
I'm utually exclusive.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
By the way, there's no golfer is also a neist
does not exist.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
No, let's go to Sarah. Now, Hi, Sarah, Hi, guys, Now, Sarah,
this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
So you've had a partner in the past who you
suspected was cheating.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Yep. I'm going to let you guys be the judges
of this.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I'm going to give you guys some information. This is
still undecided, okay, because he never actually it was never
confirmed that he did have an affair. But with the
evidence I have, I strongly think.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
That he did.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
So.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
I was away on a girl's weekend with my sister
for my birthday. She was treating me to a spa weekend,
and when I came back, I just had this gut
feeling that something was wrong. I had a gout feeling
that my partner at the time was up to something.
I just had a feeling and something told me. I
don't know if you guys have ever had those feelings
where something tells you to do something strange, and my

(19:40):
gut feeling was telling me to go through the wheelibin
the outside rubbish bin, so I did. I tipped it
upside down. I went through it and I found an
empty packet viagra and also a car parking ticket for
a city that we didn't live in for the weekend
that I was away.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Did you know about the troop or not? No? And
he didn't tell you that. He said.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
He said he was that week at home the whole
weekend while I was away. And when I asked him,
like why he was so quiet while I was away?
I just wanted you to enjoy your time with your sister.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Can I ask you questions? Sarah?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Did did he use the viagra?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Never? He never had any issues. I would have known.
I lived with this guy for like a couple of years.
I would have known if he was taken there. And
then I asked him like, like, well, what is this?
Why is there a packet viagra parking ticket? What's going on?
And he said like, oh, you know, I just I
have some dysfunction issues, and I am did I didn't
feel comfortable talking to you about it.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I think that's I think, to be honest with you
the viagra thing, I could understand him not telling you
about that, But the parking ticket in the different city exactly,
that's God.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Exactly and those two things wrapped together the most. It
was the most expensive find of my life because that's
what led me to leave Scotland and move to Australia.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
So did he ever actually explain the going to another city?

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Never? He he just said like one of he well,
he gave me an excuse and he said that one
of his friends was having a really hard time and
wanted to go away from the.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Weekend with certainly having a hard time.

Speaker 14 (21:27):
Yeah, there you go, Sorry Sarah.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Right now, you guys should try the new bistro Berne's
Angus range at McDonald's a bigel for them of time.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Only now we know that burger is good.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
We know it is especially delicious because we want to
use that burger to win the love in Hueye Hewittson.
Now that might be a very confusing sentence for everyone
to just be unpacking right now, So let me go
back eight years ago. Celebrity chef in Huey Hewittson. If
you don't know who he is, like he's in austral

(22:08):
Allion icon he's the first ever celebrity chef to cook outside.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Ask your parents about him, you'll know him. They'll love him.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Anyway, eight years ago we made a sushi roll and
we wanted him to try it.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
We didn't realize he was allergic to crustaceans. And this happened.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
With us to come and try our wock and Walwoods.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Opinion, and you've been out the back making it of course.

Speaker 11 (22:34):
Okay, so.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Hugh, he might be allergic to these crustaceans.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh no, and I died, I'll see you. Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Now, he's obviously hated us ever since that moment, which
is completely fair enough.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
We almost killed the man, right, yeah, yeah, totally fair enough. Yeah,
fair enough. But so eight years at least he's given
his wide birth, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I mean I haven't seen him since, and eight years on,
we're losing a lot of sleep because it just it.
It kills us that an icon of Australia doesn't have
respect for us and doesn't like us.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Right, So the plan is this? The plan is this?
We cooked for him again? You called him yesterday on
the show.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's he's in, he's in.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
He's confused.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
So what wonderful culinary delights. Am I looking forward or
is it a secret?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Ah? We were thinking about maybe cooking you a burger.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
All right, I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
The thing is you and me. I mean, you think
you're a good cook. You're not, mate, It's just no,
there can't be Well I bring you down in the
kitchen as well, well.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
You just bring me down in general. You used to
pronounce crustaceans crust shawans.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
It just doesn't need to be brought up now we I.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Was just reminded of that when these allergic crustaceans.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
A long time you called them crust shawns.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, well I've learned from that, learned, I'm sure everyone
really funny. I also thought Edinburgh was pronounced Edinburgh anyway.
I've made a lot of stupid, stupid areas in my life.
But rather than cook for him, what we want to
pull off tomorrow, yeah, is making him think we've cooked
the burger. Yeah, but we're going to put one of
these bistro Burnet's macas burgers.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
We're going to need to do like a slide of hand.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So we want to know from you, guys, if you've
ever lied about cooking something. We've got Alexandro here on
thirteen one oh sixty five.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
We want to learn from your Alexandro. I think it's
just Alessandro. How do we pronounce your name? Mate, Alessandria Alessandro.
I was knowing that you were going to Alexandro. Mate,
you've lied about cooking before.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Yes, so it's not for someone who's actually for my
food tag in year eight. Oh, you have to come in.
You've got a certain amount of time to make something,
and you obviously get marked on it.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
So I really wanted to make brownie, but I had
no clue on how to make him.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, So at home, I.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Grabbed a brownie MiGs, put it in a little container
and I told the teacher I pre mixed it before,
like pre prepped it before.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
I am clever, genius, and he ate the whole.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Thing and I got a good that unbelievab well done.
Does the pros do this?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
You know, Jamie, here's something I prepared earlier to pack
me a cracker.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
But there's going to be a better cracker.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
There's going to be someone out of the back Hurrican
who would make a lot of those meals.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
And they'd go like, here's something I prepared earlier, like
when you're at the top, Like Nigella doesn't cook her
on moose.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Sarah's called on, she would, I just reckon, there'd be
someone to do it for it.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
And nigella Ours is a bit different tomorrow that she's busy.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but ours is like, I don't think
what we're trying to pull off tomorrow isn't like here's
something that's been prepared by someone else. It's literally replacing
any food prep with just a burger from mcdonald'.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well not just a burger from McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
The new bistro of Bernet's Angus range a McDonald's available
for a limited time only.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It does look Sarah's called on thirteen one six five, Sarah,
Hi there, how are you? Grandma's done this? She lied
about cooking something.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Yes, it was my grandma who shall not be named
because it's epic. So she went and bought a store,
bought I don't know, pavelover or something like that, and
apparently it was the talk of the party. Some woman
asked her for the recipe, and my grandma went ahead
and just made up some crap about that what it is,

(26:26):
and she wrote it down and she held her silence,
and so I reckon you guys. He wants to know
how it's prepared just ahead of time, know what the
ingredient and do that.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Hopefully I don't have to say there's crustaceans in there,
because what you would call them crusta Shawan's.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Amy Sharks entered the studio. I just got a weird
energy about her. It's a good energy.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I like it, and you can't quite figure it out.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I think it's crazy that you that you picked it up.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Really yeah, I mean I should be like a clairvoyante
or something.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
You've always been like that though very deep.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, you pick it up.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I tend to go for the jugglar for then, and
you know, I'm like, nice hat Amy, Yeah, I'm like,
you're easy.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
It's come over here.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I'm like, I noticed that I was getting much more
eye contact from you before the interview, away from Wills.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
That is, in general guests, just because I suppose people
can't see this, but the guests have to be slightly
more towards me, which means I kind of like, I
get a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I read yeah, yeah, and then they realized that I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
So good such a balance here and then they.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Just you just end up, you just end up eyeballing.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Would I'm sorry, I'm sitting here like, hey, let's talk
about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, right here exactly. And then I go come over here.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
To have fun anything.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I want to speak about this, this this vibe that
you've got going on.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
What's what's what's happened?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's like I feel like you're in a car crash
or something happened to you on the way here.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Really yeah, I just feel like I'm like, I'm just super,
I'm really ready. Like you guys are like my first
like I guess interview talking about the new stuff, the
new single, and like, I don't know, I feel like
you go on this journey and you like have your
your first album that's like a fluke, and the second
one there's heaps of pressure.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
But you're a little cocky.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
And then the third one you're like a bit like,
don't know myself anymore?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
What am I doing? How do I please everyone? And
then you know whatever, and then my.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Fourth album, like I know exactly what this is and
I feel like I really, I don't know, I'm just stoked.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I'm just stoked to be here.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Not that I have not been ever.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
This is the first time I've actually been happy to
see you guys now. No, it just feels good. I
don't know, I'm just pumped. I'm just like happy.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
That's so nice. Yeah, it's in a real sweet spot
for you.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, well, I think I think like this one.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Usually it's just like, here's a bunch of songs that
I think are strong, but I don't really know anything
else other than that. So I come into interviews being like, oh,
I don't know what else to say, and like, this
song's a bit like I don't know what I don't
want to go too deep into it. With this one,
I'm like, I had so much fun. It's such a
it's a world like I built a world for once,
and I I'm just yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Cool, sick. So can we talk.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
I suppose we're going to play the song so I
can probably mention what the single is called.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, the Biggest Dick. Yeah, finally music about Shane.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's about time.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, people have said that, like you really think I
married a white little key we accountant if he wasn't packing.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Sure, it's good for the world to know that this
is also Shane's favorite album.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
I can safely say for all my young fans, this
isn't about bodily parts.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, well you know what I assume just much. Well
it's not really clear.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Let's just make it extra clear.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay. Cool.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
So about anyone in particular or is this kind of
like a global Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I think what isn't this album about. I'm not in
my twenties. I've like lived a pretty recent life and
a colorful life full of so much random shit that
I'm like, I just dug so deep and didn't put
any filters on anything. Yeah, I'm not going to go
and hold everyone's hand and be like this is about
this person, this is about that person. Like I'm just
not going to do that. But like you can hear

(30:24):
everything in the song because everyone's been there, like everyone's
But I think this one in particular, it's the most
uplifting breakup feeling song you could have because I feel
like it's got that little bit of angst and emotion
in it. But it's also like I just need to
like start something fresh now.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
So brand new music from you Studio Soft Pop out
July thirty first. Everyone can look forward to that and
if you just missed Amy talking about it. She said,
more proud of this than anything you've ever done, more
excited about this than anything you've ever done.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Actually, I feel like a lot of artists say that,
but I like actually mean it.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
No, when you walked in today, I was like, you
feel different. I know it turns out what that's what
that was. It was like a bit of a relief mind.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, see, yeah that's so cool. Also, away from the
music scene, you're acting.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah, I think that's what's made it really exciting. Like
I look at this year and I'm just like there's
so much cool shit, like just like just yeah, like
this movie is so epic. I didn't know what to
expect when watching it. I thought I'd actually be a
little embarrassed if anything, Like you know, I play this person.
I am not like an ex MMA fighter who trains men.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
And my dad's are Russell Crowe.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Let's wind it back there, so's your old tennis buddy
Rusty yep said let's make a movie.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
No he I think he just called me on on
my bluff.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I guess he was just like I would play around
with I just I want to be I want to
start acting.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
You know, acting was acting? Was it for me at
the start?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Like I did so much theater and then you know,
the teenage years hit and I started getting into a
lot of alternative music and dating guys who were in
did like bands and stuff, so I was like music
took over. But but yeah, acting was that was I
had like an agent trying to get like little commercials
around the gold.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Course, did you get any hits?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
I was on one commercial and they they did me dirty,
so I don't want to plug their brand. But he
put me through my paces like you said, here's the script,
and I read it and then I read it again.
I loved it, and he said the rest is up
to you, mate, Like that's it. So I went for
my audition.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
At the end of the day. It was an indie film,
so I know that there's not endless budget.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
It's like I gotta if I'm going to do this,
I don't want to I don't want to waste anyone's time.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I want to be proud of this, So yeah, I
just went for it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
What's it like doing a scene with Russell Crowe like
talk about nerves.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Like that man commands an Academy for the best actor
on the planet and that you what about this.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
We have a scene where I just have to look
at him and convey what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Welcome to movies.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
I've been lucky enough to hang out with him before,
so it wasn't like, oh my god, like I had
time to be like, you know, and I said to him.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Like, hey, please help me.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
You know anything, you like hit me with it, okay
in this bit because you do less, You're just doing
way too much with your face.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
But then he like is cool where he's like, you
crush that.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
I felt that when you looked at me like that,
you guys, I felt And it was like, oh, so
you know, he gives credit. I guess where it's dueing.
And it's a really cool it's just a cool movie.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Trailer for it looks awesome. Yeah, it really looks really
so exciting. Yeah, we haven't seen the movie yet. We
don't have to wait a little while, imagine.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
To see the movie. It's called Beast by the way,
for anyone that's looking at it for twenty third of
April comes out of cinemas.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but we
have a thing up here, which says lunch with Russell
because we wanted to get into manifesting.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
That's supposed to say lunch with Russell Crowe.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Well, first I think he spent spelled Russell wrong.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
What is it too?

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Well?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
What even do?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's my handwriting? Handwriting? Yeah, I've got doctors handy, you do, man? Okay, handwriting, handwriting?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Maybe fix that up before the big guy comes in here.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Brand new music from Amy Shark Studio album Soft Pop,
out July thirty one.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Thanks, thank you, guys.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Will
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