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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
There was a gornlet thrown down in the studio. Woods
not deliberately though.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
We were just having a little bit of casual chat
with junior producer Analyse about what she does at the
gym during the song.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
During the song, it's all kind of off mike, if
you like.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
So she sits there and she starts telling us what
she does for the military press, which is the shoulder press, right,
and then pandemonium ensued when she told us all what
she lifted, and then, as I said, inadvertently, a little
bit of a gornlet was thrown down.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And then I do sixteen. They're standing up. That's she's up.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
She's a couple of boys feeling sixteen the side.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Lifting more.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Okay, So to summarize analys lift sixteen killers on the
military press, on the shoulder press, and sixteen kilos either hand,
by the way, and I believed her.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You two lads in the studio just got started being
a little bit uncomfortable about the fact that maybe that
was close to what you lived, especially you Tommy.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, I think that she was actually doing incline bench press.
That's all I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
And then you went on to say, as we just
heard in the audio, that you do you're ten killers.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Do ten by the shoulder, ten, three sets, twelve reps. Great.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, Now do you do you think though, do you
do you believe that Analyse could be lifting sixteen kilos?
I chat GPT this last night and it did say
that it was possible. Okay, okay, okay, it is possible.
Do you think you can lift more than Analyse?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Absolutely? Yeah? I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Right here we go, Here we go. I think we've
got to get Analyse in here. I reckon.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now she's outside.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
She's requested an entrance song. Is that right, Analyst?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Okay, so we've got well, can I have an entrance
song too?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
And you both got you're both wearing hoodies at the
moment you get.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Your son, he's on top, copied me.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
You go rest for this.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Honestly, you guys are like brothers and sisters.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
All right, you read it, goes Tommy, You're gonna pay
analysts the entrance song for her before we go into
the into the into the lift off.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Oh my god, Tommy followed around this little all right,
here come the white Joe.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You certainly don't live sixteen.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Look at you, mate, Pilates does nothing for your strength, guys.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
And live. I can't even get that on the desk.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Lives brought in the tents as well, because obviously, Tommy,
you were saying you do the tens. So I think
we can start with the tens and then we can
work up. We've got fifteen kilo's in here now. Sorry,
you haven't had your entrance though, Tommy, so do you
want to.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
You're already, mate, You're going to go back out, run out, okay, okay,
Well look is wow?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Look at the energy. Wow, the energy.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well, they're in each other's girl. He's fighted up coming,
he's fighted up. He's at his masculinity questions.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Look at him.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
He's defending the bear community here. Trend is a great threatened,
I would say.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
And you then revealed, Tommy that you do ten kilo
dumbbells with the shoulder press.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, chat g BT told me to do that. All right,
so we.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Currently have a situation. Though we have a situation here, Tommy,
you you still believe that that you can lift heavier
than Analyse. If we're doing appropriate and proper shoulder press, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, great, great, alright, So how are we gonna do this?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think similar to the zooland of walk off.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I think one person shoulder presses okay, the other replicates.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Then we go straight for the sixteens for the sake
of the time of the radio break. I think, so,
I think we're wasting our time with the tensif because
Analys is going to and we know Analyse lifts sixteen.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Tommy's got a match on the sixteens, Surely we just
go until we can't go anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, go till fail.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's it's it's it's a Maxine and will and I
will be the judge of whether you are completing a
proper shoulder press.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Seated, she's seated, she's gone for the chair.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You'll be allowed to see it as well.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Tommy, just look at the shoulders on your girl.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
They're a bit big for you. Liking at the moment,
I look great, look great, it looks fantastic. All right,
here we go.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
You say, when go.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Why two, three, three?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Don't break the TV? Oh six? Good technique? Seven, all
the way down. Eight, let's seem all the way down nice, nine.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
Ten, all the way down it, get it, get it up,
get it up, get it up.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, woah, say twelve. That face looked like it was
a game face, and it was a game form. From
analy the question is is it a winner's face? Is
it a winner's face?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Now, Tommy, would you like to I'll allow you to choose.
Would you like that seated position or do you want
to go standing?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'll do standing.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's fair, alright, that's Bold's end the sixteen.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
So he's got to get twelve. He's taking off the shirt,
he's taking off the I'm far well, a little bit
of a flake looking at it. He's just comfy. He's
feeling comfortable. He's here we go, all right.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
So in age twelve, he's one.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Technique three, beautiful, four We didn't fly.

Speaker 11 (06:23):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (06:24):
The movie seats seven, no pity, ten, no mercy, eleven,
well more, he scratched.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
He's still going.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Look at him.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
He's eye falling.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
He looks so aggressive.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
What do we want to see?

Speaker 7 (06:51):
What are we may think?

Speaker 13 (06:52):
Lady?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
He's got my bye turning? Well, what saying saying.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
His double.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Watching me just win.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
What have we witnessed?

Speaker 14 (07:07):
Man?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
He get some clique, could get some clique? Oh my god,
I let the look in Tom's eye? How do you feel?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Boys? Hit me up at Tom Bambridge on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh very good will What if you're driving to that
Instagram TikTok.

Speaker 15 (07:32):
I'm going to drink.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Darcy No, Darcy no.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Hey. Little reminder before we get started with the Angus.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
And Julius Stone are going to be playing. Can you
hear it later today as well? They're coming back in
just to play.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's outrageous for on a Friday. They love it.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
They love it. Rob Thomas. I tried to get him
out of you and he was like, no, sorry, mate,
I want to play the game. We have the game
that people.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Want to play.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
This is awesome and we've got to make him earn it.
And for Anger and Julius Stone, it's coming in at
five point thirty on a Friday to play.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
So if you want to hear him, stay tuned for that.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But right now, we've got a mere civilian by the
name of Natalie who's going to be playing.

Speaker 16 (08:18):
Hi Natalie, Hi, everybody, how are we all?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Everybody sanding? Natalie Friday, you're laughing. It feels good. Let's
open your first can. Stop touching your Mum's done.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It brings the whole game.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (08:38):
Okay, oh that's a beer.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's not. Jennie Ella's called bung soft drink. Must be said.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
If you're just tuning in and you're trying to figure
out an orient initiate yourself around the sounds of the beers.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
And the soft drink. That did not sound like a
soft drink, and that can happen.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Absolutely, that's part of the game.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
There's human error in this now, well no, not human
error on my from the person that packaged the can.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Thank you will. Let's go to Dannielle here, Hi, Daniella, Hello, Hello,
are you ready to go? I want to crack straight in.
Absolutely okay, can one.

Speaker 15 (09:24):
Self drink?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Thanks Daniella, Thanks for coming Australia, Thanks for coming. Have
a great weekend. Sam's called that.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
First can's really thrown people because that was a classic beer.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
But it did sound similar to can one that was
a classic beer, classic beer.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
But is that a midi?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
The Hawks pale like the Hawks lager.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't even think it's a midi. It's one one
point is that middy.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's less than a middi. It's a lot of ye
standard drink. There you go.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
It really goes against Hawky's whole thing. But anyway, go
to Sam here. Sam you've obviously been guessing in your head.
Have you been getting them right?

Speaker 11 (10:00):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, you think so. That only just happened.

Speaker 11 (10:05):
I couldn't hear it properly, so.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, all right, fair.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Enough, hopefully you can hear this one can one for you, Sammy,
can one for you. Let's get someone on a roll
here Woods, stop drink Sammy. Sammy on the board, very
good around him on the board.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Let's go here we go, can too, Yes, Sammy, nice
cover cover clinical ones there Woods good.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Absolutely good. You've got a player.

Speaker 11 (10:39):
We've got to play tough one.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's a tough one. You reckon sent Yeah, definitely, okay,
all I've got a can three years.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
B Here we go, nice Sammy.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You're doing yourself, Sam. I think we can get to
know you've got three cans in a row.

Speaker 11 (11:01):
I'm a fly for worker working the mind.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Are you are you about to fly out or are
you flying back in currently?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
No, I'm home for the weekends, you little little rip,
and I don't want to make you feeluncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Sam.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Bit of a sexy voice on Sam, No doubt it's
a bit of sexy voice, Sam Darling in Gee Wiz.

Speaker 11 (11:20):
I'm just I'm just talking too close to the mic.
Might might just sound like that.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Man.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You've got that sweet rumble. You've got that sweet gumble.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
You're a humble sexy man.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
That's rare, your single man, Sam in the minds as well.

Speaker 11 (11:33):
No, no, no marriage, no kids, no kids, kids?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
All right, so what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Strange?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
You can still get me. I'm I'm sure you happily
for Sam.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Let's do it and then we'll get to the song.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
All right, Well, does sexy voice Sam stick around? Find
out very shortly.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Just confirming you said be there?

Speaker 11 (12:11):
Sama, Yeah, I don't know, So the tough one.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You got a song to think about it. You can
change your mind up next if you want. I don't
want to throw you either way, though, Okay, I don't
want to play games.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No games here, I'm switching. Whoa, whoa, Here we go.

Speaker 11 (12:28):
I can taste a fant on the tip of my tongue.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You can taste it. Yeah, oh, my friend, I'm glad
you can taste it because that was softly.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Well done, well done, great pivot, great pivotvot.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I don't know why you guys are so invested. It's
not your money.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Every time, every time we hook it over a song,
you've got.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You made it so obviously, no no where for the
Where for the players? Where for the players?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I don't know who you're fought the company, absolutely know.
I know which started history. I'd rather be one.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Sexy Sam.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Sexy Sam. He's got four as he would he's got five.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
He's got four mates.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I'm having to give him a bonus, can give him
five if.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
We need to. He doesn't, he doesn't need bonuses. It
wasn't a fan, It was a coc It was a
Coca car. I don't but you've got four cans in
a room. I don't try and guess specifics here, just
keep it simple. Beer or soft drink? Is can number five?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Semi soft drink?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Sammy, Sorry, mate, we gave you the lifeline. I think
that's that's what they call company karma. Weekend mate, still sexy,
You're gonna have a double pastor go and see Disclosure Day,
the movie from director Steven Spielberg in cinemas June eleven.
That one between no worries at all, man, nice to

(13:57):
meet you. No kids, Karen, if you're wondering, strange thing
to add.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Out of that? Out of that, ye, Karen?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
And hey, how are you going, Daren?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
How are you married? Kids?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Are married?

Speaker 16 (14:13):
Two kids?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Grads?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Good for you?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Good for you, Karen. Let's let's get to Kans here.
It is can number one.

Speaker 17 (14:26):
Soft drink?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh sorry, because bad news for the kids, bad news
for the kids. Kids, mummy, can you hear it? Money
was no good to.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Cases?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yes, kids married, kids married.

Speaker 16 (14:46):
I have four kids and I'm married.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Beautiful, well done. Well, Casey, are there twins? Sorry? Casey?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
What's that?

Speaker 16 (14:56):
I have two in the car with me and we've
been guessing the whole time. I've got them all wrong.
And one child who's got them all right?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Child?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
What's their name?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Okay, sop is going to be the one that we're
going to be following here and we but.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
They can't play wink wink, Casey, So kids can't play.
Everyone has heard you say wink wink. I didn't say wink.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Wink.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Did I say, wink, wink wink. All right, Casey, here
we go. Here's can number.

Speaker 18 (15:22):
One, soft drinking by yourself there in the Casey over eighteen.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Here comes can number two, Casey soft drinks.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
They were tough.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
They were tough, softy as well. And she's got both
of them. She's got both of them.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Love this truth.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay. Can number three coming up, Casey, beautiful, here we go.

Speaker 16 (16:13):
Soft drink.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Of all the cracks in history, there was three.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Case You're gonna have a double pass to go to
see just Closing Day the movie as well.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Right now is your chance to get on the radio.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
You tell us anything you're like.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
You slip straight past the producers in this segment, Woods,
you don't need to be vetted. The phone line is
thirteen one oh six five. If you'd like to give
us call, get on the radio on a Friday, afflete,
have a chat with this. Tell us anything about your life.
I mean, the reason I'm carrying on about this delicit
so much was because nobody's called for the open line.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
And where nobody is called for the open line, I kind.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Of feel like that that that kid who's waiting to
get picked in a team at school.

Speaker 16 (17:07):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Like I'm we're the last kids picked. No one wants
to chat to us. We were lovely conversational with guys.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I made some.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Jokes before about associating with the great unwashed, and I
feel not a good time.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I have gone down the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Wasn't a good time to trying to empathize.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
He was jo trying to guys.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
He was joking the bit, you know, I do a
bit of that. I do a bit of that.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
He actually he loves hanging out with you guys. He
always goes on the antibacterial hand wash after. But let's
go to Christine here.

Speaker 19 (17:33):
You do you do?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Christine. Great to hear from you, Christine. Thanks for colling.
What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 15 (17:40):
I just want to say how much I love coming
home from work listening to you guys on the radio.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Good on you, Christine. What do you What do you
do for a crust?

Speaker 15 (17:47):
Are working in childcare?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Awesome?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Bloody hell, Christine, that looks like bloody hard work. But
that is just like NonStop from the get go. Isn't
it some time?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Get your work?

Speaker 15 (18:00):
Nice to listen to good people on the radio.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Thanks Christine and Christine. What's the wildest thing of kids
done at childcare?

Speaker 15 (18:09):
I can't tell you're on radio.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Good answer. That was a test, Christine.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Christine, what's what's what's your favorite bit in the show? Mate?
What do you what do you? What do you like
listening to the most?

Speaker 15 (18:18):
I just love the music. I love listening to you
guys carrying on on the radio.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Thanks christ Christine. Great to hear your voice, mate, Thanks
so much, have a great weekend. Thanks Christine again.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
She's just text through as well. Actually, Christine, she said
what I meant to say was Will's Reddit. Good for you, Christine.
She's quick on the text. I think she was texting
and talking at the same time. We'd like to send
a text like Christine through to the open line as well.
It's hard to get on now because the phone lines
are forwards. Come there, Come on down, guys.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
To camera, camera and join us. What do you want
to talk about, mate?

Speaker 15 (18:53):
I just wanted to jump on, so you get me
through this monarch traffic.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Ah, there's a.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Huge amount we can do that. I mean. Will's famous
for very Melbourne, very Melbourne, very busy freeway.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Will's famous for jumping into the bus line there and
banging on the outside personally, couldn't condone that, Cameron, so illegal.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It will's over there on it.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
You've already popped into it vault.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, we're joking. We out, we're all mucking. We're all
training this week, Cameron, so we're all mucking.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Around to mention the let's go to the codes open
line thirteen one o six five, and we'd like to
have a chat.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Oh for two nine thirteen one and six five.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Tom's text through and said it's Danny's daughter's tenth birthday birthday.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Danny texted through. That was me writing, now, oh, there
you go.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
My name is Ty, Thank you, so Danny, it's Danny's daughter.
Danny's daughter's tenth birthday, birthday. Danny's daughter on the text
line oh for two nine thirteen and six. Next time, Danny,
just say her name. It feels weird to be referner
as Danny's daughter. Anyway, let's go to Nicole here. Nicole,
what do you want to talk about? What did you
text through?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Boys?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
I just wanted to chat to you guys.

Speaker 13 (20:05):
You hit a segment a few months ago with that
de collection.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I believe Nicole, I was running
the service where I was collecting debts for people. I
remember it well. I've been wanting to turn it into
a small business. Go on the Carle, what do you
want to talk about?

Speaker 9 (20:22):
So my brother actually paid me back for eating WHOA.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Let's let's wind this back, Nicole, I think because everyone
needs to know the context here.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
This is a wild story.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
So what he was running a.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Segment where he's collecting money on people's behalf I believe.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So if you were owed money, I was going to
get that money for you by calling the person live
on air.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
So, Nicole, you were owed money? Why from your brother?

Speaker 13 (20:50):
My brother told me to eat cat biscuits and he's
given me five dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yes, he never did. We called it was thirty years
ago or.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Something right, thirty three years Wow, he hasn't.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Paid you back that from me and we called him
live on the radio.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
We guilt tripped him and Nicole, you're calling us to
say that you just received that money.

Speaker 9 (21:11):
So the day after the phone call happened, he id'd
me the I think was eleven dollars something with interest
you calculated ah, and I got the money back.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
What are you going to spend the money on nicle.
That just feels like free money. At this point. You've
got eleven bucks.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Just specially shake Cat biscuits for it, that's true.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
How are you going to spend it?

Speaker 13 (21:32):
Probably going to be spent on something else. But I
just wanted to let you guys know that I.

Speaker 15 (21:37):
Got the money.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Blood.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Did you have any communication with your brother, Nicole, because
he seemed particularly frosty when we probed him about it.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Did he send you a nice message or something with him?

Speaker 16 (21:49):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (21:50):
Was the description with the pay I d wasn't very nice.

Speaker 10 (21:53):
But will say let's just say ah.

Speaker 13 (21:56):
He he referred to me in telling me that he
paid me back after all these years. Now, don't ask
for anything else. But I did remind him he still
owed me for the football bet that he claimed to
have paid.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, what's the football bull?

Speaker 13 (22:13):
That was fifty dollars that South would beat Manly a
few years ago. And he never paid that debt either,
because South one, I tell you, and he never paid.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I tell you, Nicole, leave it with, Leave it with, Nicole.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Love that and that's a great.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
That's great stuff for pay id from your brother for
eleven dollars thirty three years later, I.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Should mention the guy.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm not sure if you read the t's and c's,
but I do receive a two to three percent cut
of that.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
So if you can just.

Speaker 13 (22:44):
Wy me perfect well worth it, I've got the money
off him, which is very hard to do.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You do have to wire me one dollar.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Little shout out, that would be probably nine percent, little
shout out, thirty three cents.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
You go wind me, little shout at.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Some of the texts that we get through before we
go to the shot at a million.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Dollars in here, moving house and hating life. Thanks to
my dad for helping.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Thanks to the text ian for two nine thirteen, one,
six five and the other time helped you.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
You've helped me before?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
How many times have you helped me?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Are why the cash? Eleven dollars?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Jacob off to a lad's trip tomorrow and nothing beats
the lad's weekend. Shout out to the misso for looking
after the little one. Can't wait to launch rock.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
My dear hell.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Pray for Jacob.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Well right now though, Look, I've got a Currently I'm
staring at a zoom screen with three people I've never
met before, and they could.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
They may or may not be famous.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I don't know they're becoming liveing at that, So I'm
going to say, no, they're actually becoming famous.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Look you look famous, though, guys. You all look beautiful,
beautiful people.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, I'll introduce you guys in just a second. So
Will has no idea what's going on here. These guys
are going viral because effectively, thought you were going to
tell me that my children well based, I mean, who knows.
Who knows the test next week?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Who knows?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
But they're going vill online.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Effectively, they all live together, their housemates, so we've got
stage Tom and Bella here, Stage and Bella effectively, I mean,
you guys can take over here. But you started jumping
on social media trying to find tom or wife. You
think he's just full of green flags and you can't
understand why he hasn't found someone.

Speaker 20 (24:31):
Yeah, exactly. We've been friends with him for ages and
then we moved in with him and he just started
doing all these wonderful things for us, and we were like,
I can't believe he doesn't have a wife yet.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Blood.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, so what are we talking here, Bella, Like, what
are some of the things that he's done around the
house to make you think that he's the perfect husband.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Literally, if out of water bottle needs filling up, he'll
go and do it. I haven't taken up the meeting
since I moved in.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Lets us listen to Taylor Swift and Doja cat On
basically repeat.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Tommy, Tommy sounding good and how do you feel about
all this?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Tommy?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Does this make you feel a bit uncomfortable that bella
and stage you're trying to to find you a wife?

Speaker 5 (25:10):
No, no, look, it's fine. We're we're having a bit
of fun with it.

Speaker 17 (25:13):
It's it's funny, like a lot of the things that
are happening, we're kind of just like capturing the moment
as it's taking place, and just like we posted it
kind of for a bit of fun as a joke
star up and so now we're just kind of rolling
with it.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
And yeah, now they're like, oh, we're actually going.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
To find Okay, now before we go any further, because
I'm keen to get involved, I want to help as well.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Can I ask can because I imagine you're asking for
other people.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
To call in now, not just yet, but we're about
to We're.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Going to what's the what how are you like, what's
the screening process here, because we don't want to end
up in like a you know, James Franco style, you know,
walk into the room, you know, like you probably.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Want to make it a little bit more above board.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
I imagine they just have women cycling through the house
in an audition process. I would have thought, right, Dash
and I are ah, very good.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, So what are we looking at as a test?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
A test as well?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
What are we looking for then? Bella and stage.

Speaker 20 (26:08):
Passionate, kind, empathetic, has to like dogs, humorous, Yeah, like
show a bit of personality in the message.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
We've had a lot of d ms of girls trying.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
To plan to be Tom's wife.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
How many are we talking? How many messages are we talking?

Speaker 5 (26:23):
It's quite overwhelming in there, I would tell.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
You at least yeah, oh wow, cool Tom.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
You must be look at you, mate, their heads barely
fitting on the zoom screen at the moment.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Mate, good for you brother, let's sick and sorry.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you getting any saying this? Tommy?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Do you is there some is there an attribute whether
physical or mental that you're looking for in a future wife?

Speaker 17 (26:45):
Honestly, like all the things that they said, I think
that That's the beauty of this is they know me
really well, so they are kind of just doing the
betting for me, which is good.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
But to answer your question, no, I don't really.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Have to say it.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I can look a couple of times, like, okay, one
question I just want to ask.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
This is like maybe it's a slight elephant in the room,
but like it feels like you've got Beller and Stage
You're both saying how incredible this guy is, how amazing
he is, how perfect a partner he had bet he
would be.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Did you, either of you ever consider a bit of
a bit of Tommy?

Speaker 20 (27:20):
Yeah, yeah, right, Okay, like four or five years we
worked together to start with as well, So yeah, we've
just always been mates and we just know he's a
good cash for someone else out there.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
All right, okay, bloody ellwoods, that's a roague question to
ask three house words.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
There's no one camera sitting shoulder to shoulder.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
It couldn't have been, my god, the grenade that he
threw down the line there I could do.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
You guys, squirm in your chair.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
You Tommy, You're like, it was all going well, It
was all going.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Well until he asked that question.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I was just like people were wondering. All right, so
I was.

Speaker 21 (27:53):
Finding him a wife because they want to be with him. Mate,
they're finding a wife so they could be with someone else.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Just had to ask the question, didn't.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Poor Tommy's in the middle of it's just made it
so strange.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right, Well change the subject. Let's find you a wife.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So with the power of the radio right now, I
know you're getting hundreds of messages. But this guy, he's
got green flags all over him. He's a good looking rooster.
I'm looking at him right now.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Beautiful man, beautiful mustache, great hands. I've been in the hand,
the hands, gorgeous hands. I've been looking at the hands. Yeah,
great hands. Yeah that's a big thing. Got a few
veins going on in the hands, just the forearms.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
We're just looking for women here as well, tom or
women men.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
I take to firm. Just just looking for women, Just.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Looking for women. Okay, And how old are you, Tommy?
I'm thirty, you're thirty, okay. Thirteen one oh good head,
good hair on the man. Thirteen one oh six five
is the jawline. When did you first post this stage?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
We first posted it on TikTok on Saturday, night so last.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
So we're less than a week into this and we've
already received hundreds of messages because your housemate Tom, who
sits here as well, he's just got green flags all
over him.

Speaker 20 (29:04):
Yeah, he's just a great man. He does everything for us.
We were just getting ready before and he brought us
a wine. Didn't even have to.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You're extraordinary, Tom, You're extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
We can't have you. Have you got an older sister's Tom?
Have you got I have two old Yeah, that's what happens.
That's where it happens.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Makes sense.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
It's it's awesome having an older sister. It's really cool.
You don't realize it, but they get inside your head
and you think you're just being normal, and then other
people are like, you're a really lovely guy, and you're like,
I just thought that was normal.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
And flexing because you've got an older sister, Tom as well.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Look us, I'm married, I'm taking guys, I'm taking But
it's actually it's cool. It's actually really cool because they
actually feel like, I don't know about you, Tom, but
with an older you feel like you're a slave for
a little while, and then you come out of that
and you're like oh, actually, there was a good thing you.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Did for me there.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
I don't think I've come out of it, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, clearly, well clearly.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
So what so is there any category that you want
to throw out before we go to the calls here Tom?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
By the way, the phone lines have lit up.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Category?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, like anything that you want to any any filter
you want to put on this anything you're looking for.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
We want no filter, give us, give us okay, Okay,
I love that.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
So how do you want to work this, guys, because
obviously Bella and Stage you're the ones who are running
this entire thing. Do you want to be asking the
questions to our eligible bachelors or do we want Tom
asking questions?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Excuse me? Bachelorettes? Bachelorette A few boys called?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
We have jenally.

Speaker 20 (30:31):
All right, if we if we get a little bit
about them, and then yeah, and I will ask them
some questions. Now we can get Tom's thoughts like it.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Okay, We've got shan tell here. Welcome to the show. Shantell, Hellori,
how's it going? We're all really good? Chantel tell us
a little bit about yourself.

Speaker 16 (30:51):
I'm at thirty two years old, I live on my
own with a broad house. I work as a nurse
full time as a registered nurse.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
I have a cat.

Speaker 16 (31:06):
Names much and yeah, I am a very people person.
That's why I did nursing for goodnessing for the last
ten years, and I have been single for the last
eight years.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Right, any questions from you guys for Chantelle?

Speaker 5 (31:24):
I heard a kitty cat, but Tom's a very very
big dog.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Bye, Chantelle, It's been good.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Let's go to Darcy.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Let's go to Darcy commercial.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
The trap door.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Get her out of here. Darcy's called on thirty one
O sixty five. Darcy. Hi, Darcy, your friend Jay has
dobbed you in?

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (31:46):
Apparently?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Okay, okay, okay, Darcy.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well tell us a bit about yourself, Darcy.

Speaker 15 (31:51):
Oh god, what's to know?

Speaker 16 (31:54):
I am?

Speaker 9 (31:56):
I have horse rider, I ride race horses for a living,
and I.

Speaker 15 (31:59):
Have my own dog room.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Here we go, Okay, over to you guys. Any questions
for Darcy. How old you Darcy?

Speaker 8 (32:08):
I'm thirty one.

Speaker 20 (32:13):
Any dogs of your own?

Speaker 15 (32:15):
Yes, I have one.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
He's a great dog.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
We wow, wow, wob wow. Sorry, you're like horses as well? Tom, Yes,
to live on a.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Farm a lot of horses.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Wow, where do you live, Darcy?

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Where do you live?

Speaker 10 (32:37):
I'm in.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Tom's in Melbourne. See you later, Darcy. There's the trap
door there.

Speaker 16 (32:44):
It is.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
It's hard, it's hard. Look I'm sure, I'm sure Darcy.
Could Darcy d M you guys? Yeah, yeah, Darcy, if.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
You're still listening on it? Can we give it?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Can I get Darcy bring it back from the dungeon? Darcy,
if you're still there, you can d M them. He's Keane,
he's king. Good luck, Darcy. Would you be open to
a move Darcy?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Really quick?

Speaker 16 (33:09):
I'm actually originally from Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh okay, could ride a horse down? Who knows.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Let's go to Adelaide here, maybe, Adelaide, tell us a
bit about yourself.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Adelaide.

Speaker 15 (33:25):
Hi, guys, can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yes, we can hear you.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Adelaide.

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Hello.

Speaker 15 (33:28):
Now this is actually not for me. This is for
my cousin Grace. But everyone else can hang up because
Grace is the woman for Tom.

Speaker 16 (33:36):
She is absolutely hilarious. She loves food.

Speaker 20 (33:41):
She always orders really random things at restaurants, like we
once got burgers and she had ed an army.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Adelaide, I reckon sounds pretty good we'll we'll leave it
at a marmade.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
That was the weirdest cell.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Sorry, we're not going from horses to ed marmade, no
one is. We'll sick with the horses. That sounds great.
Could be a great suit of there.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Lovely to meet you guys.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Okay, and we've got a TikTok handle to read out woods.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes, so mega home underscored TBS. So that's where you
guys want all your message?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Is that funny? Why is that funny? Stage? Why is
that so funny?

Speaker 20 (34:17):
Because we looking back on that now, we probably should
change it.

Speaker 16 (34:22):
Now.

Speaker 20 (34:23):
We did it on Saturday night, so.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
We were so when all this started off. You've mentioned
Saturday night. Well, you guys just like loose as a goose.
You're out and about in.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
The fact that we had we had moved in together.
Was our big housemate day.

Speaker 20 (34:35):
We went to we want a table, We want a table,
very exciting, any drinks and we made a TikTok and.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
So and then that was the night that like drunk
is a skunk? You posted can we find a wife
for Tom?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
And now we're here.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
That's great that night, Yes, that's great And sorry, you're
a friend of your hope your house is Mega Home.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Is that why it's called Mega Home?

Speaker 20 (34:57):
Yes, we used to work at a company called Mega Home.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Meg would be.

Speaker 20 (35:04):
Anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
But nice little joke, nice little in gag there you for.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'm really glad we've we've dug underneath that we were
going out on such a high.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's been loving to meet you guys.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Guys. Let's keep this gun, and we want to find
you a wife, Tommy, Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Tell you guys, guys, we've got an incredibly special edition
of Can You Hear At? Angus and Julius Jone were
here earlier and they were like where they came in.
They wanted to play a song and they said, guys,
can we play the game? And we actually said no,
we haven't got time for you guys. So they've come
back in today just to play.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Can You Hear It?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
So you guys know the rules. It's beer or soft
drink based on the sound of the can opening. Julia,
who's going to be better out of the two of you?

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Oh, I want to back myself. I'm going to see
me okay, So then how's.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
This gonna works?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
To be unanimous? Been the two of you?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
The bands play together.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
We kind of have two separate.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Well you divided us, I was, you know, that's that's.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Just what he's gone. He's a divisive guy, has gone.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Trying to break up the band.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Okay, so you're going to work together unanimously. Here is
can number one guy.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
That's a soda.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
That's a softy, A nice nice. I reckon, they're going
to be good. I reckon they're going to be good.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
So did you have you practiced this? Because you are
keen to play?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Well, I'm going to tell you the truth.

Speaker 14 (36:50):
We actually are just finishing the edit for the Karaoke
BA music video and there's a bit of sound design
at the front and I downloaded a sample package and
it had in the sample package because there's a scene
of him driving, and so I was looking for just
car noises and stuff, but there was actually like cans
opening and I was like, wait a second, no sitting
in the dark.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
You've got your eye in all right? Can too?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Here we go?

Speaker 14 (37:16):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Wall, you could be here for a while?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Softy A yeah, I reckon, what do you want to go?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
What do you want to go with?

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Here?

Speaker 6 (37:30):
No, that could be a b it's a slower soft
apple at the bar Yeah, all right, I'll go I'll
go with what Julia said.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I got this wrong, Busky, well done, well done.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Wait, so we found out we were going to wonder
what we were wondering who.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Was going to defer to who? And clearly Angus defers
to Julia. Could you know tin mugging me right now?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Microphone off? Softy right? Are you going back to?

Speaker 8 (38:09):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (38:12):
Absolutely again, I'll go with Jolly because I trust I
trust in the tuns Bersky.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna say beer.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
It's.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I'm so interoted to see if you should from the
hip againning here and because this is I'm definitely taking.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Can number four.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Soda.

Speaker 14 (38:50):
I feel like it's like now that we sort of
know the difference in the sound, I don't know. I
just thought the game was like a certain amount.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Does it just keep going until we recorded sixteen? Okay,
that's the most anyone's ever got?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
All right, coming into Camp five, I mean, most musician
that comes to mind is probably Jason Derulo got to
Joe Jonas got six He's probably next on your horizon.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Okay, this is Camp five.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Oh a reckon? Oh what do you think? Because that
was like a didn't have the pop of a soda.
But it was quite quick. But I would probably say
that to beer, but I don't know. That's a tough
one to be for sure. Yeah, I'll go with you, okay, all.

Speaker 11 (39:40):
Right, that was.

Speaker 19 (39:46):
Just when you were talking about how long does this
go for? Like now we've got the difference you got
you got to one time, the one time reputations in tatters.

Speaker 21 (40:01):
Thanks for having us just saying you guys, thanks for
coming all the way for five minutes in your very
busy schedules.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yes, you used to of got brand new music.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
It's called Karaoke bag and get a lot of September
before wherever you get your music.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
The single is out now.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Love you guys.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Great to say her love his guys. Woods.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
We always do show Notes, which is our off air meeting,
our feedback meeting, but we've decided to put it on
the radio because people.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Are enjoying it. I don't know, is that right.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
You've had some good Feedba's a bit of sharden for
it about this. I think people just love hearing other
people suffer. But doesn't need to be like this. I
think everyone's done a wonderful job this week. That's my
show note, and everyone's been also, in particular Mark the Man, Daniel, Yeah,
he's been on fire, Marks Sean, Yeah, the audio has
been shne wrong.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
He's shn very strong audio.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
So yep, that's my only note.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
As soon as you start naming one person, that gets
awkward because now there's just you know, seven other people
that are sitting here.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Going I thought I had a good week. I'm waiting,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Like, it just feels weird to individualize when you're saying,
good job, team.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Keep him hungry, keep them That's how you keep him hungry?
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Why are you think like in a group.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Fitness class, they only single that one, don't you, because
then everyone else goes.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I want that compliment? Interesting, they work harder.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, Well, do you think Mark's gonna let himself go?
Now though he's got his compliment, he'll let himself he won't.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Bother with audio?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Is a chance to that he's giving me a thumbs up?

Speaker 11 (41:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Sloppy packages next week?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Sloppy package remark, sloppy package?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
What do your package?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
A sloppy package?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Sloppy packages remark?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I don't think it much worse? A sloppy pack all right,
your package is sloppy. Next week, mate, I tell you
where to go.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
You let that go to your head mark.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
We've gone too far, gone too far.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Let's let's wrap it up. Let's enjoy our weekends. Let's
start it, Let's do it.