February 26, 2026 • 38 mins
- Something Enters The Studio
- Desirable animal features
- Hair Pingers
- More uncomfortable questions
- A party fit for the games
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Moody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Will and Woody. This week, every single day, something will
enter the studio. It could be a trolley filled with
your favorite treats gluten free of course. Or it could
be a certain TV host you've got beef with. Do
(00:49):
you know the one? You won't know until it's too
late and the show must go on all this week,
something enters the Will and Wody studios.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Where I forgot my mom.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Floy what is going on? Dressed as a swimmer in
a full swim kit, full swim kids bulls who get
the goggles? The cap cap very colorful speedo must be said.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Like, didn't I say at the start of the year
in twenty twenty six hot pink bass.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You did here?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They are here, they are in this year. So do
you want to do your swimming to say?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
These goggles are really tired, starting to feel a little weird.
So today yes, entering the studio, I have this lovely
big bowl of onions.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh yeah you are, and Tom.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
And I have our ppe on you got masks, so
we're going to create some lovely.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, so we're going to cry onions all show. Ah yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Maybe I'll give you some if you want some.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't want any.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What's with the bay? So why are the bathers because.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I need goggles in my nose clog.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So, so Lives going to chop onions in the studio
for the rest of the show. Yeah, that's super inconvenient.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm getting I'm going to kick it up now. It's
a shocking job for you. Did you guys draw straws?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh? Whoa? Yeah, because you're you're in the line of
my experience. The onions only affect you if you're above them,
directly above you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So Live's gonna don't worry. We'll we'll work around that.
Do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, maybe I'll sart grading onions.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Got a nose freak. Let's get into a song, shall we.
Let's getting a song.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, So while you're chopping onions, the first thing I'm
gonna be talking about will and this is a devastating
story the twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Six Camel Sorry, that's quite distracting.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, seriously, the twenty twenty six Camel Beauty Show Festival, Yes,
has been thrown into disrepute because of a cheating camel?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Is that right? I follow this every year. It's in
oman Iman. Man, sorry, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Man, I've got it wrong anyway, Cheating camels wipe it there.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It's just we can't walk show actually show.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Maybe you can chop it over on that table over there. Okay,
now before.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
We see Tommy Turner, My, that's outrageous.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Very I want to talk about camels.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Trying to do a bloody radio show in.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Here, pros. I've been preparing this for three times.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
We're both sleep deprived. Do not make me angry.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We're on the ed exactly right. Now, let's get bloody camel.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I want to hear about the camel.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right, So the Camel Beauty Show twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's in aman Uman aman Aman every single year, a
huge event, people flying for it, and it's you know,
as the name suggests, they award the most beautiful camel.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Do you find camel's attractive?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Will?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, well, they're actually.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Famously pretty rank, aren't they Camels. They're very stinky.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
They spit.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I think they might be Lama's No, I think camel's spit. Yeah,
so bit gross, but these ones very sexy Will. But
unfortunately the competition almost had to be canceled because they
found out that a lot of the camels were using
botox to look sexy.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Where were they putting the boatos in into the humps?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Face?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, no, no face.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They were using hormones to enhance muscle tone, dermal fillers, silicon,
So that's obviously fake breasts or.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That might maybe in the hump situate.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
The the theme song is My Humps, Lady Humps, the
theme song of the camel.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're gonna have to find that Tommy Camel beauty, surely
it has to be. And then the botox, they're saying,
softened the back. Yeah, so botox softened the facial features
(05:26):
as well. And it's just devastating Will. So that's a
lot of cheating camels. The regulators have just said, right,
we're calling it off. This is a disgrace. You're all
taking botox. Hopefully next year twenty twenty seven, the Camel
Beauty Awards are back. But what I found interesting when
I was talking about this story with the producers is
that one of them, I don't know which one, says
that they find camels quite sexy and that they're jealous
(05:48):
of a camel's eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Now, I don't know which they're all pointing with.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Live can't defend ourselves.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
If you've always been jealous of a camel's eyelashes.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, I think the onion's affecting me the most.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I love this is back, So I actually quite like
that LIVET.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I like that you're jealous of an animal's features.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Thirteen one oh sixty five Is that number?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Do you need like a splash of water or something?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is Is there an animal's features that you're jealous of?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What now?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
For me?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yes, to give them on my desk, but don't we
will focus focus putting raw on.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
In on my desk. That's we've gotta make. We've got
to prove that we're professional by barreling through. Now I
want to talk to you about what animal feature you
find attractive and henceforth a jealous of Yes for me, horse, quads.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Something else. We'll take out penis from these Why.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Why do you feel every time I always mentioned penis?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I think we're not We're not a gutter show. We're clean.
I just think you know, people calling out and saying
horse Pean's like, very funny. We got we've got we
get the joke, not funny. Give you move on. Horse
quads is what I'm saying. Good juicy quad. I'd love
a horse squad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Flanks, oh lovely, kangaroo pecks. Have you seen a kangaroo's picks?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Big boys?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, shoulders as well, Actually just the pecks for my actually,
gorilla shoulders.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Gorilla shoulders.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Un believable.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, join us guys by Boy thirteen one sixty five.
Animal feature. There's feature?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Can it be like a power like a chameleon's ability
to change color?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I kind of just liked physical traits that you kind
of like jealous of.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But if you want to go.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Down Bill's roots, no bad ideas, ye brains filmed before
the show mate huskies eyes.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Imagine if you had husky eyes, right, beautiful eyes like
almost like white blue ice.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Ice and ice blue ice in the eyes. Yeah, yeah,
ice in the eyes, sugg I think. Yeah, the noise
of whale makes it's not a physical attribute, is it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It sounds because because you'd want to live your life
being able to do what.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You know, like Course thirteen six five.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Animal features that you are jealous of platypus skin.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh yeah, beautiful, I would love that on my fur.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I think it's probably fur rather than a skin, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's a fur? Okay, well the fur.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I would love it if they hunt with their eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Just just like to make it harder or just likes
that's just how they operate.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Wow, Why that couldn't help?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think they use like a sort of like a sonar.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh yeah, sharks close their eyes just before they butt
as protection. Brook. Is it a good fact? Have? Brook?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
On thirteen one and six five an animal feature that
you are jealous of.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
I'm jealous of my cat's side profile, like her little nose.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, gorgeous noses?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Cats for sure? Nothing else going for the nough. Do
you like cats?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Brook?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
I love cats? I got two of them.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Really?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Why I've got a cat? I just I just don't
have a reationship with him.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
No, they love me. They come in for cuddles like
every night.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't get that anyway, Thanks, Brook, I do appreciate
the the side profile of a pussy cat.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
The onions are getting me. I'm going to be honest, man,
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's fine, mane, I got it, Joshi. I'm thirteen sixty five. Joshi,
what animal feature are you jealous of?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
I would have to say the body of a greyhound
because they are so ridiculously lean and as a personal trainer,
that really stands out for me. And I'm like super jealous.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I know what you're saying around that You've just
got made. By the way, Joshuill is crying because of
the onions.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So I'm dying.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I used to wear goggles. Yeah, well that's where he's.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Gone wrong, the goggles on.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, you gotta put the goggles on, you go on
and it snorkel will Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I've never looked at a greyhound like I think greyhounds are.
The onions are coming to me now.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I've never looked at a greyhound and thought desirable body though,
I like, it's almost too thin.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I think you're going to want some more muscle there, Josh,
your personal trainer.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
I am.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Well it's called your local PT guy and little pug.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, and that's what happens when I go that was awful. God,
where did we end up with? How did we get there?
I was trying to say something I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
He said, he is jealous of the body of a greyhound.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Uh, and I just I just don't think they've got
a desirable body anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Cameron on thirteen.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Sixty five, Hello mate, what animal feature you jealous of?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Cameron?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Well, clearly bring a man. The donkey. I have the biggest, deepest,
beautiful brown eyes anyone could hope to have.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No one thought you were going eyes there, obviously, but
I I, well, do you know much about donkey eyes?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm getting it. Well, they asked guys to call if
they take hair replacement pills or medication hair pingers e
colloquially known as because I take them, and I I
mean beautifully, they don't actually do a They don't re
you're not going to get hair follicles from them that
(11:35):
you will get growth.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, and it's it's proof in the pretty much look
at that head of.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
So you don't have some follicles. First, if you haven't
got the follicles turkeys for you, you got to get
them a great deal with Emirates or something like that.
But but yes, the reason I bring this up is
because no guys have called. It's really fascinating how much
of a taboo thing the hair pingers are.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I know that all cosmetics with guys is pretty taboo.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I just don't like admitting when they care about.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Their about doing something for their appearance. I know that Shelton,
for example, went to a chemist to cross town to
get his hair pingers. He didn't want anyone to know
that he was getting hairpiners. And it's come up because
Harry styles. Harry Styles. Apparently everyone's been making jokes for
a while that he's bald. Yeah, I've never noticed him
being bored. Well, apparently they think he's wearing a hair piece.
(12:26):
Oh it's like a full a full piece. Well that
that was the roma. But he apparently he's made a
bit of a joke about it with his friends. Have
a listen to this.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Are those teeth speak?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, no this hairline?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, no, it's fake. But I do think Harry's on
the pingers. I really did it on the hair pingers.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Was there was there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Was there a stage where I can't remember a time
though where I thought he was receding or anything.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, me neither. But but it's crazy to think that
like he was, you know, never in a position like
because as soon as he starts going, I'm not bald. Guys,
everyone starts going, oh, well he could be bald. It's
this kind of taboo thing around it. I thought it
with some This is back in the day when I
was shaving my head. Yeah, I was never actually like
genetically bald, but I was shaving it, so I was
(13:19):
shaving it very close, so you know, it looked like
and you could see my hairline was receding.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You got it early. I remember when you first shaved
your head. It was like, look, there's a widow's peak,
there no doubt about it. But you didn't look at
you and think you're but I reckon you like you must.
You just grabbed it real early. And then it's meant
like I'm just going to get on get on the
front foot here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
But so I went and quote with some of my
brother's mates, who were probably five years younger than me. Yeah,
and it's a couple of them were like, oh, it's
really nice to see a guy with a nerd nut who's,
you know, sort of only five years old than us.
And I was like, why is that? They're like, we
baldness doesn't exist at our age anymore. Yeah, because everyone
starts taking their hair pingers when they're like.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Sixteen, Yeah, get onto it, because none of.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Them they're so scared of losing their hair. And this
isn't it. This does sound a lot like an ad,
but I promise you it's not. I mean advanced hair,
yeah yeah, check it out, but it's it's wild.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Hairy pillads are everywhere as well.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And yeah, like I've seen some of those ads though,
and mate, like sometimes you're like, oh God, maybe maybe
I'm going because they get you with like have you
ever put your hands through your hair and did feel
the same as when you were tend or something like that,
and you're just like have you looked at.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Your brush and was their hair? And it? It's like,
I think that happens to everyone.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Maybe dance called on a six five Dan, you take
the hair pingers.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Then man, I take something called Finesta ride.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah that's what I take.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, I'm.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Not gonna I'm not gonna drop his name, but Made
of Mind that has worked, and he's like in the
working on the Weather Channel for one of the vitations
made he was like he was going board and I'm
looking at him, go holy, she was losing his hair,
and then all of a sudden he just stopped going
bored and and yeh I dry, asked his wife, a
good friend of mine, I said, wait, what's the what's
the on? They said, look, if he wasn't on this
(15:06):
Finesta ride, then uh be gone. Yeah, I went to
the doctor. Yeah the damn don't look. I'm six foot seven,
so no one really sees the top of my head.
But yeah, I saw I saw a photo when I
went holy Ship or one of my mates. I think
I was playing pool and one of my mat went, mate,
you're you're bolder than Wow.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
This does sound like that hair aud Isn't it? Isn't it?
What was your moment? It does sound like Actually Dan
was playing pool?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What was your name playing? And a friend of mine said,
I mean you wouldn't have sayen other one because I
was six foot seven, but I was bending down. This
all sounds like a hair ad, but it's not. I
promise I just find it, really, because now the guys
are starting to call through. As soon as you hear
one man on air to take the hair being as
everyone like, oh we all take them.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I should.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Actually a friend of mine tried to take them, and
he said he got really bad depression actually taking astrup,
which is the side of it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They ask you about this before you take them. Do
you did you have any side effects.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
From fro No? Not a lot of the beat, yeah,
a lot of libido. Yeah, right.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Through it?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Cool, well done, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
George here on thirteen six five, George, George good. Do
you take the hair pingers? Mate?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I've been on them for about three years now, and
where I guess I was lucky in my sense is
that I noticed a slight receding in the corner of
my hair and I took it straight away, so all
went on.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I never really had to experience the boulding phase.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
And the only thing but Georgie, you're you're You're mean.
I mean, they've got they've got customers for life.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Now.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
As soon as you stop taking the ping out, yeah
you go, and that's going well.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
The next day it's like take isn't that right, George?
Speaker 12 (16:49):
As far once I use pilots. So what they were
saying is that the effects of taking the fanasta ridem
monoxidi will take four months.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah to start building up. Yeah, monoxidy. I was rubbing
monoxidil on my face to grow a beer. Yes, that's right.
That doesn't work well for your beard.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It doesn't pivot the head.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It does, But I was.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
There's a topical cream that I got from the chemist.
A topical cream, that's right. I remember that six months he.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Tried to grow a beard with broganite effected the hairpingers though,
which might be worth mentioning. So we're getting a bit
long here, but we we also know another radio host
who are taking the hair pingers, which stimulated hair growth
all over his body.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh yes, yes, goes everywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
How's your started looking like the wolverine?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Brilliant? He had shoulder hair brilliant. Yeah, have you noticed
that anyway?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
No, you're always pretty hairy. I was just like, that's
out of control. Hey, run up next?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Should we point people in a direction? Where do you
get the Sorry pauses.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I don't want to make a mad I don't want
to make it an ad Go to the chemist, Go
to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You've got to go to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, you got to go to and it's okay to
take the hair pin as fell yesterday, uncomfortable questions. We
had our mums in here, the producers continue on this
thing where they bring something into the studio every day.
(18:14):
I should mention before we get into what happened with
our mums yesterday that Live produced to Live. It just
brought in here a bunch of onions and try to
drop them under our faces to make us cry. I cried,
you didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I think I'm a medical phenomenon. I'm being serious here.
I had them like literally on my eyeballs. I was
over them as she was cutting fresh onions. My eyes
don't even stink. Yeah, that's crazy, but this, like, honestly though,
we're thinking, like, get me to a lab. I don't
think you want that. No, I'm for it if you
(18:45):
pay the right money. I think pay the right money.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I think if you go to my lab, I'll take
your identity, we'll sell you off.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I would feel special though, Like I just think, like
for me.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I'm happy to sell you to rush her in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
If shave me down, put a gown on me, and
let's see what I've got. Because like I've googled it,
you can chat GBD.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's like there is not a gene that exists that
we know of.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You could possibly stop a human being from tis.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
From onions and I love science.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You feel good about this.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'm not good at anything, but I'm the best at this.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I could be one of the best in the world
at something that is true, Right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I could. I could, like, I could make money off this,
I think.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Apart from us selling you, which again I'm so for.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
We'll see what the Russians will offer.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
But I'm thinking, like, we go to bars and we
hustle people, right, you and me, We we don't know
each other. We have a fight, and then one thing
leads to another and I go, all right, mate, I
bet you a thousand bucks. Anyone in the bar here
a thousand bucks if he chops onions in my eyes
and I don't start crying or something like that, and
then we fleece the bar.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I mean, there's a bit of rigmarole to the bit,
isn't there. You know, Like if it was like, yeah,
I can drink a bottle of vodka under ten seconds,
you know, a bit sexy, but yeah, don't get the
onion and get the chopping board.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And you know what I mean, I get it as
some perfect plan, but I'm saying we can use this,
we can exploit it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We can make money, okay, but I do want to
focus on yesterday though.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's enough about me being a medical phenomenon yesterday, yes
it was uncomfortable questions. So the producers brought in our mums,
and they were trying to embarrass us in front of
our mothers, bringing up particularly embarrassing things. Now, there are
a few questions that we didn't get to and so
I was curious because a lot of your answers. So
(20:31):
you you answered questions about me, I answer questions about you.
You kept saying through the whole thing that you went
pretty hard on me, and I've never heard what came
out of your mouth.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I don't know that you will. I mean, I just
checked with our EP Joe, and she she's I don't
think she's got the balls to put that on air,
which is fine, that's fine, and I don't think it's
actually broadcastable.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
To be fair to her, I think that's a.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Little bit of a think.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Code.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
One of them was making out with a guy. I
thought that was a bit weird. We didn't hear that,
but because that's you know, that happens all the time
with me. I was married.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
This is making me sound the more we talk about.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Your answer more than skirt around the edges? Worse worse,
one of them was one of them. Again, I can
be able to give the proper answer here.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So why are we going there around the edges?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
So one of the one of the questions the wide skirt,
what was something that your mum wouldn't know I wouldn't
like to know about you?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
And I had to reference someone that you dated? Oh yeah, Ryan,
m hmmm. Well you're knowingly looking at me and I
don't know what you're referring to.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
You don't know what I'm referring.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
A very clean record.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
But there's a few answers which we are allowed to
play as there was one answer I gave about you which.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
We didn't quite get. Okay, I'm looking forward to hearing that.
Remiss of me not to play. No, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I ask you the question first. Okay, most random place
you've been naked? What do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I don't know. I'm not really like it as much
of I'm not as much of a nudist as you are.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I like to take my clothes off.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
You take your clothes off a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I know you do. I can't. I don't know where's
someone that you would know that I've been nude that
you know.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Very well known? One mate that I, oh.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Is this at the end of a Bucks party?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The most random place Will has been naked was the
laundry of a house after a Bucks party, so to
give a little bit of explanation, at a rather large
night and a few of us walked into the laundry
to find Will nude from the waist down with his
T shirt still on but folded up over his face.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
It was a real sight. You don't know what was
happening there?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, going on, wasn't there? I think it was thirteen
one oh six five? We've all seen them. I'm asking
someone who is I'm going to say it's a guy,
because probably I haven't seen a woman do it yet, Peter,
I'm going to say it's a guy who rides one
of those electronic skateboards, motorized skateboard with the controller in
their hand, and they're frequently wearing a motorbike helmet and
(23:14):
sometimes pads and sometimes and sometimes they're still in a
suit and they've got a backpack on.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah. Brilliant, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's great. Skateboard's cool? What's cooler than that electronic skateboard?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
All? I want to because, as I said you before,
I haven't had a chance to actually talk to one
of these guys because they're often whizzing past me. And
I imagine they're a bit like Bruce Wayne. You know,
they don't want people knowing their batman, so they're going
to bring their skateboard out in public.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Wouldn't have thought, so they lock them up. What are
you carried under your arm when you get to the office.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I haven't a pressure.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I'd love to know that. Well, Badley Bacon, the teke
who runs the show, he brings his scooter in, He
brings it upstairs. Yeah, he rides it through the hall.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
He won money at the casino, which which you shouldn't do.
I'm not condoning that at all, but he did and
immediately brought the the electronic scooter.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Good. Good to know, mate, Thanks good depth backstory. All right,
So I've asked one of these guys to call Randy's
called Randy.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Great.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yes, Randy, you ride the electronic skateboard.
Speaker 12 (24:20):
I do ride the electronics skateboard, but not too many times,
you know, just just once or twice, and let me
tell you boys, no helmet. Okay, oh wow now, and
I'm not condoning this to the younger listeners at the moment.
It's definitely clever to wear a helmet. Of course, I'm
more of a form myself, but it's an easy way
to get around, you know, nice and quick. Maybe you
(24:43):
look like a bit of a you might say a
squid or something like that, but I.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Didn't say that. I didn't say that at all. No
judgment here, Randy.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Do you walk into places with the electronics scooter under
your arm?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Skateboard through?
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Heavy man?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
What do you do with it? What do you do
with it when you get to work or a place.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
If I get to the pub, maybe I'll ask him
to put it behind the you know, look after this
one for me, and yeah, I mean that's pretty much
the only place you want to ride it. Take it
around the back a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Cool man, cool, cool cool.
Speaker 12 (25:20):
And one time, you know, me and my buddy tried
to get on at the same time and.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It all sounds so I've got to asking this question, Randy,
because they haven't got yet. Okay, do you think it's sexy?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Oh god, no?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Good.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Ok, we're asking on this show the other day, are
the big romantic gestures dead for men? That was the question.
Now that my mother in law, she's over here visiting
from the Netherlands, she was listening to the show and
she had a question as a follow up to this
bit that we did on romantic gestures from men. She
(25:53):
wanted to know something more about Australian men. Have a
listen to this. What was my question?
Speaker 13 (26:01):
Benefit So I heard your question about the romance. I'm
coming from Brazil. I know that the Brazilian are very
good lovers. What kind of lovers are the Australian men?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Wild question, particularly from your mother in law, given that
I am an Australian.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Man exactly and from memory, I then said, my view
on the Australian men as lovers is short and lazy.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And then she said, poor Sam, which is and then
my partner got very real. It got very real.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And then she also started talking about her trip to
Brazil again, and we were right in it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We were right in it.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And then she right at the end she said, well,
by the way, based on conversations with the Brazilian men,
which I was like, and there we go.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, and there we go. Well done.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Now, I do think this is a really interesting question.
I wonder if at thirteen one six y five, what
kind of lovers are the Australian men? Is the question
my mother in law's post. But I think we maybe
we don't want to focus on just I think for
Australian women this is a hard question to answer.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Because because maybe that's just been the norm for you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
If you, if you spent most of your life here
in Australia, your idea of a lover may be just
what the Australian guys are doing.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But I think I know where you go with this.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
People who have come from overseas, Yes, they would come
here and all of a sudden there'd be a contrast
between what they're used to and like, oh so they've
got a better idea of what Australian men are like
as lovers.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, that's a great way to go about.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
So if you're a foreign woman on thirteen one oh
sixty five, if you're not, if you're not from here,
how do you feel about Australian men as lovers? What?
What how do we stack up on the global scale.
I don't think it's going to because my mother in
law had us. Well, I don't know if she's sat
with any Australian men. Sounds like she slept with a
(27:57):
lot of resilience.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It sounded like I know what it sounds like to
me if you're listening people.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
She said based on conversations for a second, I had
a few conversations in my trip to South America in
when in my twenties.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Oh yes, because yes, yes, yes, I remember that trip. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And Oran, No, I didn't sleep with any men, so
I can't comment did you sleep with any women?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, that's that's not what this topic is about.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
No, But I think it's interesting because you know, then,
did you ask them.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No stuff trying to back me into a reason for me?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Did you ask them afterwards, like, hey, you know, how
did they compare to whichever are the Brazilian manual?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
You may have made it I slept with. I never
did you get that? I never feedback.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
You didn't get all right, Let's it's a strange thing
to do, I think, to compare yourself against other people.
Of course, you know, after the deed is done thirteen
one O six five. If you're if you're a woman
and you're not from here. Yeah, I think we need
to get to the bottom of this. How are Australian
men perceived as love its?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Don't have to go into specifics, but just of course
just want to know, like, yeah, very interested to know.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I think there are a lot of men who are
listening are probably interested to know as well.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
People who might go traveling after this, who knows? Thirteen
one o sixty five?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
So what do we need to change potential?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
If you're a woman and you're not from here, please
give us call thirteen one and sixty five maybe you're traveling.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The Brazilians obviously pumped to come on and talk about
this topic. Hi, Shariah, Hey, how are you very good?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Thank you? How do you perceive Australian men as lovers?
Speaker 11 (29:30):
Great? Okay, trama better than the Brazilians itself?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So Sharaiah?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Why, well, we're a family friendly show obviously, but why.
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Or they just god, you know, with my experience with
some of Brazilians, it wasn't the best compared to the Australian.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Can you give one just like some factor here to
tell me why? Like is it.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Brazil has don't last as long as the Ausies period.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Hey, there we go, there we go, we go, lasting longer,
straight to it?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yep, what's it so cool? What's a good amount of
time in your opinion? Just just curious?
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Oh, I wouldn't say nothing less than thirty minutes to
an hour.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Joking? What usually joking?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Surely everyone's tired at that stage. Thirty minutes And there
was a man in Australia who was who was in
he was doing that for you?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yep, well done, good on him.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Well yeah, well done him, well done.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That is not half an hour. I see.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Sometimes I think that women are joking when they say
that a bit of fun. Do you think they're all
in on it? Do you think all chicks like that's
just girl coat?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
You just feel bad?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I hope so will Let's go to Joe here now
from Brazil. Also, Hello Joe, Hi guys, how are you?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Hey Joe? Where where do men sit as lovers compared
to other men in the world.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
No, so I'm originally from Brazil, and then I can
tell not that I had many boyfriends over there, but
of course you end up having experience with Brazilian man.
But I can tell you man, I think that I
married the most passionate assie. He's a half Ozzie, half English,
but he's so passionate, very honest and caring and and
(31:33):
I sometimes joked that he's actually more South America than me. Yeah, yeah,
I cannot complain. I never thought I would marry a
nasy guy, but I cannot complain about my polar bed's
cute Jo. We met on an app. We met, so,
(31:55):
you know, usually you don't, you don't end up dating
on apps. But he was very serious getting married.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
We're not just talking about Tennessee side of things. Also,
just we've got to ask you the time in question. Joe,
half half an hour to an hour?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Surely not?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Joe, yes, half an hour to an hour, surely not.
He's not he's not lasting that long.
Speaker 11 (32:20):
I'm not going to disclose my phone to everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's bears short and quick. Sylvia here is doing beautifully.
Sylvia thirteen one six five who got in Colombian? So
another South American here? Hi Sylvia, Hello Sylvia.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
What is your perception of Australian men as lovers?
Speaker 9 (32:45):
I will say they are legend me sorry, they legendy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
They're very loyal, loyal, Yes, yes, perfect Yep.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
They honest that. I would say they need some reason
when they dance in because South American woman likes to
be a little bit passion and I feel like, unfortunately
OS doesn't have this rhythm.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
The yes, yes, that was that was That was actually
the hardest part about the trip of South America.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I heard there was. There was a much harder part. Oh,
that was right.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
The USA women's hockey team refused to go to Trumpy's
house to celebrate their gold medal.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And you say Trump's house, you means the White House.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, refused to go to Trumpy's house.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Right, because he was pretty negative towards them.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Pretty negative towards them. He actually didn't invite them. He
invited the male team.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And then said to the male team, I'm gonna have
to invite the girls otherwise I'll get impeached.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And it was caught on camera. All the boys laughed.
It was pretty bad. Yes, pretty bad.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
So they're like, we're not going to go and see you.
Good on the girls for saying very good on them anyway.
The rapper, arguably my favorite of all rappers, is fly
a Flavor.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I wasn't across your love for flavor.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Flav my boy.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
So Flavor Flavor of all the people, reach out, of
all the people in the world.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I was never expecting Flavor Flav just the best name ever,
awesome Flavor Flavor.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
So he hears about Trumpy Trump not having the girls
in and he writes on social media, if the team
wants a real celebration and invite, I'll host them in Vegas,
do some nice dinners and shows and good times.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
He then adds quote, got to invite my Bob sled
and skeleton team too.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So assuming they're getting round to Flavor Flavors crib and they.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Responded surely that they're going, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I think I think they're going.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
That'd be a way better time than going to the
White House.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
It'd be incredible hanging out with the big Flavor himself.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
How old is the flav Is he sixties six?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
But look I was thinking to myself, Yeah, that has
to be the coolest party that anyone's been invited.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
To, the Flavor Flav party, I think.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
So, Yeah, sixty six, Flavor Flav sixty six, he's.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Sixty six, he's still doing his thing, so obviously signed
onto like a thirty year residency in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't know if he's performing there. I think he's
just saying, just come on down.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I want to see some shows. I've got tickets to Copperfield.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Do some nice dinners and Joe's oh great, yeah, showing
their own new copper Field. They go go and see
our human nature.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
It's got to be the coolest party anyone's been invited to. Yeah,
flavor Flavor in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, hard to beat. But
then I was reminded that you were once invited.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
To a very cool party.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Me.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I never get invited to parties.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, you got invited to a very cool party.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Which one when Delta at Mardi Gras. Delta's Oh I.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
You and I both got invited up to Delta's place.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I think it was more for me, but you were
just with me, so I was like, my mate's gonna
have to tag along?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Can I get a plus one?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I think she asked who you were at one stage? Hey, Will,
how's it going? Who's that Ellen degenerously can go? You're
hanging out with No.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No, she said, coming to the penthouse having a good time.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Well, she didn't her husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
in the street. Anyway, that sounds like a weird flex.
I wasn't going to bring that up. No, no, what
already we were once invited the Australian Cricket.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh no, when we'll put a beep over that.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Once invited you back to his house for a bit
of a one on one party.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I was out with playing for Australia at the time.
So is it the peak of his powers?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but again beeps over the
names and we will not reveal the name of said person.
But yes, Australian cricketer currently representing Cricket Australia and we
had bumped into each other when we were out, didn't
know each other from barras So, but got on like
a house on fire. Obviously we were and we were
on fire. We were having a great time. Ended up
(37:12):
going to a weird house party. I lost him at
the house, buddy for a while. Anyway, that's not important.
He eventually go I was like, mate, I'm going home,
because you know, it's two am. I'm like I'm done,
and he goes, no, no, no, We've got one more
and it's come back to mine and I was like,
here we bloody go.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
So I went back to his house. At that point
realized he's got a very young baby.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
So we we were downstairs just running a mark, making
a lot of noise. His wife comes down, baby comes down,
I meet the baby. I'm posing with the baby, doing
all this sort of biers. Wow, totally wild.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
The wife like unbelievably understanding about the whole situation.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Right, it's just like, come to bed before eight This
was what she said.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Eight am.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had something On the next day,
he opened up a new bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I wasn't a whiskey drink at the time, but it
looked very expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
And he told me that the reason I've got that
is because you get given one after you make a
sentry for Australia. And he goes and I've made a
few of them.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
So we cracked open that.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
There was a bit of a pregnant pause between the
two of us, like there wasn't much the discuss in
his house, no music or anything, and they were just
standing there and he just looked at me and leaned
over and said, dum, I made do you want to
turn on the TV and watch me.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Make a hundred. I was like, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
He goes, I've recorded them all so we can just
literally sit down now and watch me make a hundred.
And I was like, I would like to do nothing
more and sit down and watch you make a hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
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The Will and Moody podcast.
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Will and Woody. This week, every single day, something will
enter the studio. It could be a trolley filled with
your favorite treats gluten free of course. Or it could
be a certain TV host you've got beef with. Do
(00:49):
you know the one? You won't know until it's too
late and the show must go on all this week,
something enters the Will and Wody studios.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Where I forgot my mom.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Floy what is going on? Dressed as a swimmer in
a full swim kit, full swim kids bulls who get
the goggles? The cap cap very colorful speedo must be said.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Like, didn't I say at the start of the year
in twenty twenty six hot pink bass.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You did here?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
They are here, they are in this year. So do
you want to do your swimming to say?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
These goggles are really tired, starting to feel a little weird.
So today yes, entering the studio, I have this lovely
big bowl of onions.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh yeah you are, and Tom.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
And I have our ppe on you got masks, so
we're going to create some lovely.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh, so we're going to cry onions all show. Ah yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Maybe I'll give you some if you want some.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't want any.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What's with the bay? So why are the bathers because.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I need goggles in my nose clog.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So, so Lives going to chop onions in the studio
for the rest of the show. Yeah, that's super inconvenient.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm getting I'm going to kick it up now. It's
a shocking job for you. Did you guys draw straws?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oh? Whoa? Yeah, because you're you're in the line of
my experience. The onions only affect you if you're above them,
directly above you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So Live's gonna don't worry. We'll we'll work around that.
Do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, maybe I'll sart grading onions.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Got a nose freak. Let's get into a song, shall we.
Let's getting a song.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, So while you're chopping onions, the first thing I'm
gonna be talking about will and this is a devastating
story the twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Six Camel Sorry, that's quite distracting.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, seriously, the twenty twenty six Camel Beauty Show Festival, Yes,
has been thrown into disrepute because of a cheating camel?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Is that right? I follow this every year. It's in
oman Iman. Man, sorry, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Man, I've got it wrong anyway, Cheating camels wipe it there.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
It's just we can't walk show actually show.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Maybe you can chop it over on that table over there. Okay,
now before.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
We see Tommy Turner, My, that's outrageous.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Very I want to talk about camels.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Trying to do a bloody radio show in.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Here, pros. I've been preparing this for three times.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
We're both sleep deprived. Do not make me angry.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We're on the ed exactly right. Now, let's get bloody camel.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I want to hear about the camel.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right, So the Camel Beauty Show twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's in aman Uman aman Aman every single year, a
huge event, people flying for it, and it's you know,
as the name suggests, they award the most beautiful camel.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Do you find camel's attractive?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Will?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Okay, well, they're actually.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Famously pretty rank, aren't they Camels. They're very stinky.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
They spit.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I think they might be Lama's No, I think camel's spit. Yeah,
so bit gross, but these ones very sexy Will. But
unfortunately the competition almost had to be canceled because they
found out that a lot of the camels were using
botox to look sexy.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Where were they putting the boatos in into the humps?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Face?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, no, no face.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They were using hormones to enhance muscle tone, dermal fillers, silicon,
So that's obviously fake breasts or.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That might maybe in the hump situate.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
The the theme song is My Humps, Lady Humps, the
theme song of the camel.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're gonna have to find that Tommy Camel beauty, surely
it has to be. And then the botox, they're saying,
softened the back. Yeah, so botox softened the facial features
(05:26):
as well. And it's just devastating Will. So that's a
lot of cheating camels. The regulators have just said, right,
we're calling it off. This is a disgrace. You're all
taking botox. Hopefully next year twenty twenty seven, the Camel
Beauty Awards are back. But what I found interesting when
I was talking about this story with the producers is
that one of them, I don't know which one, says
that they find camels quite sexy and that they're jealous
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of a camel's eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Now, I don't know which they're all pointing with.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Live can't defend ourselves.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
If you've always been jealous of a camel's eyelashes.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, I think the onion's affecting me the most.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I love this is back, So I actually quite like
that LIVET.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I like that you're jealous of an animal's features.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Thirteen one oh sixty five Is that number?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Do you need like a splash of water or something?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is Is there an animal's features that you're jealous of?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What now?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
For me?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yes, to give them on my desk, but don't we
will focus focus putting raw on.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
In on my desk. That's we've gotta make. We've got
to prove that we're professional by barreling through. Now I
want to talk to you about what animal feature you
find attractive and henceforth a jealous of Yes for me, horse, quads.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Something else. We'll take out penis from these Why.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Why do you feel every time I always mentioned penis?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I think we're not We're not a gutter show. We're clean.
I just think you know, people calling out and saying
horse Pean's like, very funny. We got we've got we
get the joke, not funny. Give you move on. Horse
quads is what I'm saying. Good juicy quad. I'd love
a horse squad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Flanks, oh lovely, kangaroo pecks. Have you seen a kangaroo's picks?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Big boys?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, shoulders as well, Actually just the pecks for my actually,
gorilla shoulders.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Gorilla shoulders.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Un believable.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, join us guys by Boy thirteen one sixty five.
Animal feature. There's feature?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Can it be like a power like a chameleon's ability
to change color?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I kind of just liked physical traits that you kind
of like jealous of.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But if you want to go.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Down Bill's roots, no bad ideas, ye brains filmed before
the show mate huskies eyes.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Imagine if you had husky eyes, right, beautiful eyes like
almost like white blue ice.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Ice and ice blue ice in the eyes. Yeah, yeah,
ice in the eyes, sugg I think. Yeah, the noise
of whale makes it's not a physical attribute, is it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It sounds because because you'd want to live your life
being able to do what.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You know, like Course thirteen six five.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Animal features that you are jealous of platypus skin.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh yeah, beautiful, I would love that on my fur.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I think it's probably fur rather than a skin, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's a fur? Okay, well the fur.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I would love it if they hunt with their eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Just just like to make it harder or just likes
that's just how they operate.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Wow, Why that couldn't help?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I think they use like a sort of like a sonar.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh yeah, sharks close their eyes just before they butt
as protection. Brook. Is it a good fact? Have? Brook?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
On thirteen one and six five an animal feature that
you are jealous of.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
I'm jealous of my cat's side profile, like her little nose.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, gorgeous noses?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Cats for sure? Nothing else going for the nough. Do
you like cats?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Brook?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
I love cats? I got two of them.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Really?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Why I've got a cat? I just I just don't
have a reationship with him.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
No, they love me. They come in for cuddles like
every night.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't get that anyway, Thanks, Brook, I do appreciate
the the side profile of a pussy cat.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
The onions are getting me. I'm going to be honest, man,
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's fine, mane, I got it, Joshi. I'm thirteen sixty five. Joshi,
what animal feature are you jealous of?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
I would have to say the body of a greyhound
because they are so ridiculously lean and as a personal trainer,
that really stands out for me. And I'm like super jealous.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I know what you're saying around that You've just
got made. By the way, Joshuill is crying because of
the onions.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So I'm dying.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I used to wear goggles. Yeah, well that's where he's.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Gone wrong, the goggles on.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, you gotta put the goggles on, you go on
and it snorkel will Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I've never looked at a greyhound like I think greyhounds are.
The onions are coming to me now.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I've never looked at a greyhound and thought desirable body though,
I like, it's almost too thin.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I think you're going to want some more muscle there, Josh,
your personal trainer.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
I am.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Well it's called your local PT guy and little pug.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, and that's what happens when I go that was awful. God,
where did we end up with? How did we get there?
I was trying to say something I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
He said, he is jealous of the body of a greyhound.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Uh, and I just I just don't think they've got
a desirable body anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Cameron on thirteen.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Sixty five, Hello mate, what animal feature you jealous of?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Cameron?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Well, clearly bring a man. The donkey. I have the biggest, deepest,
beautiful brown eyes anyone could hope to have.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No one thought you were going eyes there, obviously, but
I I, well, do you know much about donkey eyes?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm getting it. Well, they asked guys to call if
they take hair replacement pills or medication hair pingers e
colloquially known as because I take them, and I I
mean beautifully, they don't actually do a They don't re
you're not going to get hair follicles from them that
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you will get growth.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, and it's it's proof in the pretty much look
at that head of.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
So you don't have some follicles. First, if you haven't
got the follicles turkeys for you, you got to get
them a great deal with Emirates or something like that.
But but yes, the reason I bring this up is
because no guys have called. It's really fascinating how much
of a taboo thing the hair pingers are.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I know that all cosmetics with guys is pretty taboo.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I just don't like admitting when they care about.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Their about doing something for their appearance. I know that Shelton,
for example, went to a chemist to cross town to
get his hair pingers. He didn't want anyone to know
that he was getting hairpiners. And it's come up because
Harry styles. Harry Styles. Apparently everyone's been making jokes for
a while that he's bald. Yeah, I've never noticed him
being bored. Well, apparently they think he's wearing a hair piece.
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Oh it's like a full a full piece. Well that
that was the roma. But he apparently he's made a
bit of a joke about it with his friends. Have
a listen to this.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Are those teeth speak?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, no this hairline?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, no, it's fake. But I do think Harry's on
the pingers. I really did it on the hair pingers.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Was there was there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Was there a stage where I can't remember a time
though where I thought he was receding or anything.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, me neither. But but it's crazy to think that
like he was, you know, never in a position like
because as soon as he starts going, I'm not bald. Guys,
everyone starts going, oh, well he could be bald. It's
this kind of taboo thing around it. I thought it
with some This is back in the day when I
was shaving my head. Yeah, I was never actually like
genetically bald, but I was shaving it, so I was
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shaving it very close, so you know, it looked like
and you could see my hairline was receding.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You got it early. I remember when you first shaved
your head. It was like, look, there's a widow's peak,
there no doubt about it. But you didn't look at
you and think you're but I reckon you like you must.
You just grabbed it real early. And then it's meant
like I'm just going to get on get on the
front foot here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
But so I went and quote with some of my
brother's mates, who were probably five years younger than me. Yeah,
and it's a couple of them were like, oh, it's
really nice to see a guy with a nerd nut who's,
you know, sort of only five years old than us.
And I was like, why is that? They're like, we
baldness doesn't exist at our age anymore. Yeah, because everyone
starts taking their hair pingers when they're like.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Sixteen, Yeah, get onto it, because none of.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Them they're so scared of losing their hair. And this
isn't it. This does sound a lot like an ad,
but I promise you it's not. I mean advanced hair,
yeah yeah, check it out, but it's it's wild.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Hairy pillads are everywhere as well.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And yeah, like I've seen some of those ads though,
and mate, like sometimes you're like, oh God, maybe maybe
I'm going because they get you with like have you
ever put your hands through your hair and did feel
the same as when you were tend or something like that,
and you're just like have you looked at.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Your brush and was their hair? And it? It's like,
I think that happens to everyone.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Maybe dance called on a six five Dan, you take
the hair pingers.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Then man, I take something called Finesta ride.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah that's what I take.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, I'm.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Not gonna I'm not gonna drop his name, but Made
of Mind that has worked, and he's like in the
working on the Weather Channel for one of the vitations
made he was like he was going board and I'm
looking at him, go holy, she was losing his hair,
and then all of a sudden he just stopped going
bored and and yeh I dry, asked his wife, a
good friend of mine, I said, wait, what's the what's
the on? They said, look, if he wasn't on this
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Finesta ride, then uh be gone. Yeah, I went to
the doctor. Yeah the damn don't look. I'm six foot seven,
so no one really sees the top of my head.
But yeah, I saw I saw a photo when I
went holy Ship or one of my mates. I think
I was playing pool and one of my mat went, mate,
you're you're bolder than Wow.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
This does sound like that hair aud Isn't it? Isn't it?
What was your moment? It does sound like Actually Dan
was playing pool?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What was your name playing? And a friend of mine said,
I mean you wouldn't have sayen other one because I
was six foot seven, but I was bending down. This
all sounds like a hair ad, but it's not. I
promise I just find it, really, because now the guys
are starting to call through. As soon as you hear
one man on air to take the hair being as
everyone like, oh we all take them.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I should.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Actually a friend of mine tried to take them, and
he said he got really bad depression actually taking astrup,
which is the side of it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They ask you about this before you take them. Do
you did you have any side effects.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
From fro No? Not a lot of the beat, yeah,
a lot of libido. Yeah, right.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Through it?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Cool, well done, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
George here on thirteen six five, George, George good. Do
you take the hair pingers? Mate?
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I've been on them for about three years now, and
where I guess I was lucky in my sense is
that I noticed a slight receding in the corner of
my hair and I took it straight away, so all
went on.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I never really had to experience the boulding phase.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
And the only thing but Georgie, you're you're You're mean.
I mean, they've got they've got customers for life.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Now.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
As soon as you stop taking the ping out, yeah
you go, and that's going well.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
The next day it's like take isn't that right, George?
Speaker 12 (16:49):
As far once I use pilots. So what they were
saying is that the effects of taking the fanasta ridem
monoxidi will take four months.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah to start building up. Yeah, monoxidy. I was rubbing
monoxidil on my face to grow a beer. Yes, that's right.
That doesn't work well for your beard.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It doesn't pivot the head.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It does, But I was.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
There's a topical cream that I got from the chemist.
A topical cream, that's right. I remember that six months he.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Tried to grow a beard with broganite effected the hairpingers though,
which might be worth mentioning. So we're getting a bit
long here, but we we also know another radio host
who are taking the hair pingers, which stimulated hair growth
all over his body.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh yes, yes, goes everywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
How's your started looking like the wolverine?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Brilliant? He had shoulder hair brilliant. Yeah, have you noticed
that anyway?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
No, you're always pretty hairy. I was just like, that's
out of control. Hey, run up next?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Should we point people in a direction? Where do you
get the Sorry pauses.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I don't want to make a mad I don't want
to make it an ad Go to the chemist, Go
to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You've got to go to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, you got to go to and it's okay to
take the hair pin as fell yesterday, uncomfortable questions. We
had our mums in here, the producers continue on this
thing where they bring something into the studio every day.
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I should mention before we get into what happened with
our mums yesterday that Live produced to Live. It just
brought in here a bunch of onions and try to
drop them under our faces to make us cry. I cried,
you didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I think I'm a medical phenomenon. I'm being serious here.
I had them like literally on my eyeballs. I was
over them as she was cutting fresh onions. My eyes
don't even stink. Yeah, that's crazy, but this, like, honestly though,
we're thinking, like, get me to a lab. I don't
think you want that. No, I'm for it if you
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pay the right money. I think pay the right money.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I think if you go to my lab, I'll take
your identity, we'll sell you off.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I would feel special though, Like I just think, like
for me.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I'm happy to sell you to rush her in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
If shave me down, put a gown on me, and
let's see what I've got. Because like I've googled it,
you can chat GBD.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's like there is not a gene that exists that
we know of.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You could possibly stop a human being from tis.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
From onions and I love science.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You feel good about this.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'm not good at anything, but I'm the best at this.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I could be one of the best in the world
at something that is true, Right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I could. I could, like, I could make money off this,
I think.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Apart from us selling you, which again I'm so for.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
We'll see what the Russians will offer.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
But I'm thinking, like, we go to bars and we
hustle people, right, you and me, We we don't know
each other. We have a fight, and then one thing
leads to another and I go, all right, mate, I
bet you a thousand bucks. Anyone in the bar here
a thousand bucks if he chops onions in my eyes
and I don't start crying or something like that, and
then we fleece the bar.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I mean, there's a bit of rigmarole to the bit,
isn't there. You know, Like if it was like, yeah,
I can drink a bottle of vodka under ten seconds,
you know, a bit sexy, but yeah, don't get the
onion and get the chopping board.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And you know what I mean, I get it as
some perfect plan, but I'm saying we can use this,
we can exploit it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We can make money, okay, but I do want to
focus on yesterday though.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's enough about me being a medical phenomenon yesterday, yes
it was uncomfortable questions. So the producers brought in our mums,
and they were trying to embarrass us in front of
our mothers, bringing up particularly embarrassing things. Now, there are
a few questions that we didn't get to and so
I was curious because a lot of your answers. So
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you you answered questions about me, I answer questions about you.
You kept saying through the whole thing that you went
pretty hard on me, and I've never heard what came
out of your mouth.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I don't know that you will. I mean, I just
checked with our EP Joe, and she she's I don't
think she's got the balls to put that on air,
which is fine, that's fine, and I don't think it's
actually broadcastable.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
To be fair to her, I think that's a.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Little bit of a think.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Code.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
One of them was making out with a guy. I
thought that was a bit weird. We didn't hear that,
but because that's you know, that happens all the time
with me. I was married.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
This is making me sound the more we talk about.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Your answer more than skirt around the edges? Worse worse,
one of them was one of them. Again, I can
be able to give the proper answer here.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So why are we going there around the edges?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
So one of the one of the questions the wide skirt,
what was something that your mum wouldn't know I wouldn't
like to know about you?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
And I had to reference someone that you dated? Oh yeah, Ryan,
m hmmm. Well you're knowingly looking at me and I
don't know what you're referring to.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
You don't know what I'm referring.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
A very clean record.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
But there's a few answers which we are allowed to
play as there was one answer I gave about you which.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
We didn't quite get. Okay, I'm looking forward to hearing that.
Remiss of me not to play. No, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I ask you the question first. Okay, most random place
you've been naked? What do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I don't know. I'm not really like it as much
of I'm not as much of a nudist as you are.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I like to take my clothes off.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
You take your clothes off a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I know you do. I can't. I don't know where's
someone that you would know that I've been nude that
you know.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Very well known? One mate that I, oh.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Is this at the end of a Bucks party?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The most random place Will has been naked was the
laundry of a house after a Bucks party, so to
give a little bit of explanation, at a rather large
night and a few of us walked into the laundry
to find Will nude from the waist down with his
T shirt still on but folded up over his face.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
It was a real sight. You don't know what was
happening there?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, going on, wasn't there? I think it was thirteen
one oh six five? We've all seen them. I'm asking
someone who is I'm going to say it's a guy,
because probably I haven't seen a woman do it yet, Peter,
I'm going to say it's a guy who rides one
of those electronic skateboards, motorized skateboard with the controller in
their hand, and they're frequently wearing a motorbike helmet and
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sometimes pads and sometimes and sometimes they're still in a
suit and they've got a backpack on.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah. Brilliant, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's great. Skateboard's cool? What's cooler than that electronic skateboard?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
All? I want to because, as I said you before,
I haven't had a chance to actually talk to one
of these guys because they're often whizzing past me. And
I imagine they're a bit like Bruce Wayne. You know,
they don't want people knowing their batman, so they're going
to bring their skateboard out in public.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Wouldn't have thought, so they lock them up. What are
you carried under your arm when you get to the office.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I haven't a pressure.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I'd love to know that. Well, Badley Bacon, the teke
who runs the show, he brings his scooter in, He
brings it upstairs. Yeah, he rides it through the hall.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
He won money at the casino, which which you shouldn't do.
I'm not condoning that at all, but he did and
immediately brought the the electronic scooter.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Good. Good to know, mate, Thanks good depth backstory. All right,
So I've asked one of these guys to call Randy's
called Randy.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Great.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yes, Randy, you ride the electronic skateboard.
Speaker 12 (24:20):
I do ride the electronics skateboard, but not too many times,
you know, just just once or twice, and let me
tell you boys, no helmet. Okay, oh wow now, and
I'm not condoning this to the younger listeners at the moment.
It's definitely clever to wear a helmet. Of course, I'm
more of a form myself, but it's an easy way
to get around, you know, nice and quick. Maybe you
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look like a bit of a you might say a
squid or something like that, but I.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Didn't say that. I didn't say that at all. No
judgment here, Randy.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Do you walk into places with the electronics scooter under
your arm?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Skateboard through?
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Heavy man?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
What do you do with it? What do you do
with it when you get to work or a place.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
If I get to the pub, maybe I'll ask him
to put it behind the you know, look after this
one for me, and yeah, I mean that's pretty much
the only place you want to ride it. Take it
around the back a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Cool man, cool, cool cool.
Speaker 12 (25:20):
And one time, you know, me and my buddy tried
to get on at the same time and.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It all sounds so I've got to asking this question, Randy,
because they haven't got yet. Okay, do you think it's sexy?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Oh god, no?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Good.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Ok, we're asking on this show the other day, are
the big romantic gestures dead for men? That was the question.
Now that my mother in law, she's over here visiting
from the Netherlands, she was listening to the show and
she had a question as a follow up to this
bit that we did on romantic gestures from men. She
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wanted to know something more about Australian men. Have a
listen to this. What was my question?
Speaker 13 (26:01):
Benefit So I heard your question about the romance. I'm
coming from Brazil. I know that the Brazilian are very
good lovers. What kind of lovers are the Australian men?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Wild question, particularly from your mother in law, given that
I am an Australian.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Man exactly and from memory, I then said, my view
on the Australian men as lovers is short and lazy.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And then she said, poor Sam, which is and then
my partner got very real. It got very real.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And then she also started talking about her trip to
Brazil again, and we were right in it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We were right in it.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And then she right at the end she said, well,
by the way, based on conversations with the Brazilian men,
which I was like, and there we go.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, and there we go. Well done.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Now, I do think this is a really interesting question.
I wonder if at thirteen one six y five, what
kind of lovers are the Australian men? Is the question
my mother in law's post. But I think we maybe
we don't want to focus on just I think for
Australian women this is a hard question to answer.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Because because maybe that's just been the norm for you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
If you, if you spent most of your life here
in Australia, your idea of a lover may be just
what the Australian guys are doing.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But I think I know where you go with this.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
People who have come from overseas, Yes, they would come
here and all of a sudden there'd be a contrast
between what they're used to and like, oh so they've
got a better idea of what Australian men are like
as lovers.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, that's a great way to go about.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
So if you're a foreign woman on thirteen one oh
sixty five, if you're not, if you're not from here,
how do you feel about Australian men as lovers? What?
What how do we stack up on the global scale.
I don't think it's going to because my mother in
law had us. Well, I don't know if she's sat
with any Australian men. Sounds like she slept with a
(27:57):
lot of resilience.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It sounded like I know what it sounds like to
me if you're listening people.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
She said based on conversations for a second, I had
a few conversations in my trip to South America in
when in my twenties.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Oh yes, because yes, yes, yes, I remember that trip. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And Oran, No, I didn't sleep with any men, so
I can't comment did you sleep with any women?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, that's that's not what this topic is about.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
No, But I think it's interesting because you know, then,
did you ask them.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No stuff trying to back me into a reason for me?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Did you ask them afterwards, like, hey, you know, how
did they compare to whichever are the Brazilian manual?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
You may have made it I slept with. I never
did you get that? I never feedback.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
You didn't get all right, Let's it's a strange thing
to do, I think, to compare yourself against other people.
Of course, you know, after the deed is done thirteen
one O six five. If you're if you're a woman
and you're not from here. Yeah, I think we need
to get to the bottom of this. How are Australian
men perceived as love its?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Don't have to go into specifics, but just of course
just want to know, like, yeah, very interested to know.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I think there are a lot of men who are
listening are probably interested to know as well.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
People who might go traveling after this, who knows? Thirteen
one o sixty five?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
So what do we need to change potential?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
If you're a woman and you're not from here, please
give us call thirteen one and sixty five maybe you're traveling.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The Brazilians obviously pumped to come on and talk about
this topic. Hi, Shariah, Hey, how are you very good?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Thank you? How do you perceive Australian men as lovers?
Speaker 11 (29:30):
Great? Okay, trama better than the Brazilians itself?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So Sharaiah?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Why, well, we're a family friendly show obviously, but why.
Speaker 11 (29:42):
Or they just god, you know, with my experience with
some of Brazilians, it wasn't the best compared to the Australian.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Can you give one just like some factor here to
tell me why? Like is it.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Brazil has don't last as long as the Ausies period.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Hey, there we go, there we go, we go, lasting longer,
straight to it?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yep, what's it so cool? What's a good amount of
time in your opinion? Just just curious?
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Oh, I wouldn't say nothing less than thirty minutes to
an hour.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Joking? What usually joking?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Surely everyone's tired at that stage. Thirty minutes And there
was a man in Australia who was who was in
he was doing that for you?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yep, well done, good on him.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Well yeah, well done him, well done.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That is not half an hour. I see.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Sometimes I think that women are joking when they say
that a bit of fun. Do you think they're all
in on it? Do you think all chicks like that's
just girl coat?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
You just feel bad?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I hope so will Let's go to Joe here now
from Brazil. Also, Hello Joe, Hi guys, how are you?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Hey Joe? Where where do men sit as lovers compared
to other men in the world.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
No, so I'm originally from Brazil, and then I can
tell not that I had many boyfriends over there, but
of course you end up having experience with Brazilian man.
But I can tell you man, I think that I
married the most passionate assie. He's a half Ozzie, half English,
but he's so passionate, very honest and caring and and
(31:33):
I sometimes joked that he's actually more South America than me. Yeah, yeah,
I cannot complain. I never thought I would marry a
nasy guy, but I cannot complain about my polar bed's
cute Jo. We met on an app. We met, so,
(31:55):
you know, usually you don't, you don't end up dating
on apps. But he was very serious getting married.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
We're not just talking about Tennessee side of things. Also,
just we've got to ask you the time in question. Joe,
half half an hour to an hour?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Surely not?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Joe, yes, half an hour to an hour, surely not.
He's not he's not lasting that long.
Speaker 11 (32:20):
I'm not going to disclose my phone to everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's bears short and quick. Sylvia here is doing beautifully.
Sylvia thirteen one six five who got in Colombian? So
another South American here? Hi Sylvia, Hello Sylvia.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
What is your perception of Australian men as lovers?
Speaker 9 (32:45):
I will say they are legend me sorry, they legendy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
They're very loyal, loyal, Yes, yes, perfect Yep.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
They honest that. I would say they need some reason
when they dance in because South American woman likes to
be a little bit passion and I feel like, unfortunately
OS doesn't have this rhythm.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
The yes, yes, that was that was That was actually
the hardest part about the trip of South America.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I heard there was. There was a much harder part. Oh,
that was right.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
The USA women's hockey team refused to go to Trumpy's
house to celebrate their gold medal.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And you say Trump's house, you means the White House.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, refused to go to Trumpy's house.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Right, because he was pretty negative towards them.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Pretty negative towards them. He actually didn't invite them. He
invited the male team.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And then said to the male team, I'm gonna have
to invite the girls otherwise I'll get impeached.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And it was caught on camera. All the boys laughed.
It was pretty bad. Yes, pretty bad.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
So they're like, we're not going to go and see you.
Good on the girls for saying very good on them anyway.
The rapper, arguably my favorite of all rappers, is fly
a Flavor.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I wasn't across your love for flavor.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Flav my boy.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
So Flavor Flavor of all the people, reach out, of
all the people in the world.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I was never expecting Flavor Flav just the best name ever,
awesome Flavor Flavor.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
So he hears about Trumpy Trump not having the girls
in and he writes on social media, if the team
wants a real celebration and invite, I'll host them in Vegas,
do some nice dinners and shows and good times.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
He then adds quote, got to invite my Bob sled
and skeleton team too.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So assuming they're getting round to Flavor Flavors crib and they.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Responded surely that they're going, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I think I think they're going.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
That'd be a way better time than going to the
White House.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
It'd be incredible hanging out with the big Flavor himself.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
How old is the flav Is he sixties six?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
But look I was thinking to myself, Yeah, that has
to be the coolest party that anyone's been invited.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
To, the Flavor Flav party, I think.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
So, Yeah, sixty six, Flavor Flav sixty six, he's.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Sixty six, he's still doing his thing, so obviously signed
onto like a thirty year residency in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't know if he's performing there. I think he's
just saying, just come on down.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I want to see some shows. I've got tickets to Copperfield.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Do some nice dinners and Joe's oh great, yeah, showing
their own new copper Field. They go go and see
our human nature.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
It's got to be the coolest party anyone's been invited to. Yeah,
flavor Flavor in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, hard to beat. But
then I was reminded that you were once invited.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
To a very cool party.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Me.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I never get invited to parties.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, you got invited to a very cool party.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Which one when Delta at Mardi Gras. Delta's Oh I.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
You and I both got invited up to Delta's place.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I think it was more for me, but you were
just with me, so I was like, my mate's gonna
have to tag along?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Can I get a plus one?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I think she asked who you were at one stage? Hey, Will,
how's it going? Who's that Ellen degenerously can go? You're
hanging out with No.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No, she said, coming to the penthouse having a good time.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Well, she didn't her husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
in the street. Anyway, that sounds like a weird flex.
I wasn't going to bring that up. No, no, what
already we were once invited the Australian Cricket.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh no, when we'll put a beep over that.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Once invited you back to his house for a bit
of a one on one party.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I was out with playing for Australia at the time.
So is it the peak of his powers?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but again beeps over the
names and we will not reveal the name of said person.
But yes, Australian cricketer currently representing Cricket Australia and we
had bumped into each other when we were out, didn't
know each other from barras So, but got on like
a house on fire. Obviously we were and we were
on fire. We were having a great time. Ended up
(37:12):
going to a weird house party. I lost him at
the house, buddy for a while. Anyway, that's not important.
He eventually go I was like, mate, I'm going home,
because you know, it's two am. I'm like I'm done,
and he goes, no, no, no, We've got one more
and it's come back to mine and I was like,
here we bloody go.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
So I went back to his house. At that point
realized he's got a very young baby.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
So we we were downstairs just running a mark, making
a lot of noise. His wife comes down, baby comes down,
I meet the baby. I'm posing with the baby, doing
all this sort of biers. Wow, totally wild.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
The wife like unbelievably understanding about the whole situation.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Right, it's just like, come to bed before eight This
was what she said.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Eight am.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had something On the next day,
he opened up a new bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I wasn't a whiskey drink at the time, but it
looked very expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
And he told me that the reason I've got that
is because you get given one after you make a
sentry for Australia. And he goes and I've made a
few of them.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
So we cracked open that.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
There was a bit of a pregnant pause between the
two of us, like there wasn't much the discuss in
his house, no music or anything, and they were just
standing there and he just looked at me and leaned
over and said, dum, I made do you want to
turn on the TV and watch me.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Make a hundred. I was like, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
He goes, I've recorded them all so we can just
literally sit down now and watch me make a hundred.
And I was like, I would like to do nothing
more and sit down and watch you make a hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Best none of my life. It is the best none
of my life.
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