August 5, 2024 • 50 mins
In today's podcast:
- Pierre experience's bizarre health condition
- Follow up with Pierre to get to the bottom of his issue
- Battle of the Gens
- Lads Lingo
- Woody's Games Tattoo
- Desperate Poo Times
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, welcome back to the Will and Woody Podcast.
The chance for us to recap what's happened all throughout
the week on.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Radio play Pierre and play per podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
All. Really, this whole week was dominated by this guy.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I've got a very rare medical condition that is called
a augasmic migrate.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Don't sorry, I just feel like which has been the
whole podcast on Pierre.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We're going to do a bit on that, no doubt
now a little bit later on. Of course, I know
one thing we haven't covered offwards yet on the podcast
are these tattoos.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Of course, the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Tattoos around me. Can I say the word in the podcast?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
No? Is that right?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's part of the rights.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Wow. They've got us on the podcast as well.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can we beat that and keep going?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What do you mean I didn't say the words? Oh
didn't you no word? Well? I was careful.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
A friend of mine, by the way, like my best
friend is the lawyer for Channel nine, which I find
very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's a good position to be in front.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I really get him on the show, just to step
that out, because we've been trying to talk about these tattoos,
these podcasts. These tattoos that we've got for the games
in Paris for the last two weeks, and it has
been fraught with the fact that we did not have
the license. Mine's everywhere shocking. I'm sure a lot of
you would have seen on the socials. We tried to
predict a gold medal, right, so we wanted to get
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the name of the athlete and then obviously the rings
probably and then you know, Paris twenty twenty four. Couldn't
do that, so we ended up getting in an equestrian writer,
a guy called Shane Rose, tattooed in our body, but
it said Shane Rose Paris Gold twenty three plus one
for licensing reasons. Quite a good loophole, I think I
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would say it was good, but certainly but a loophole. Nonetheless,
there's been a whole bunch of developments about that, including
speaker into Shane, and if you missed that during the week,
we're going to play that for you a little bit
later on, so please chick around plenty to come here.
We're also going to talk to a woman who shot
on a shirt love that. Talk about that a bit
later on Light and Shat. But let's get into let's
(02:13):
get into the bit that we all want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, you almost dined doing the day.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I've got a very rare medical condition that is called
a augasmic migraine, and it happens about It happens about
two times, two times in every ten times that I
that I'm having a route and what am I alive? Now?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm still trying to figure out whether this is a
prank call, but carry on.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
What happens is for for there's absolutely no apparently there's
absolutely no medical explanation for it. But the moment that
you've busted a split second a second after that, you
literally feel it is the most teens playing that goes
through your head, that you'd literally feel how you'd how
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you die, And that last for about a seven eight
nineteen seconds. But it is really really really don't laugh, mate,
this is this is really issuing.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sorry, and it's two out of ten this happens.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It happens. It doesn't happen all the time, thank God
for that. But it happens especially if you if you're
going right, but you know you're you're in the chickens
are read.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What did you say? The chickens are red? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Pick your jaws up off the ground. Yes, that was
one of the wildest phone calls I've ever got.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
And if you like us, you're probably cynical as well.
So as soon as we heard that, we're like, surely
he is making that up, that that cannot be a
real condition.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, but you laughed, like the amount of people that
have mentioned this, Folcus. Obviously it was one of our
socialists as well. You and I got a message from
Hugh van Kyleenberg who quietly loves this shit.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He loves it.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
He revealed that he will never laugh as hard as
he laughed at Pierre's medical condition, which which and I
think we were all laughing because we were like, this
cannot be a thing. So we organized doctor Norman. We
organized doctor Norman Swann to come on the show because
we were.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Like, doctor, is this actually a thing? This orgasmic migraine?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, And keep in mind, doctor buddy, if you don't
know who doctor Norman's wont is. He was the very
famous doctor who ran that podcast during COVID sort of
explained to Australia what was going on with COVID. So
given that he was the COVID doctor, was he also
the cock doctor about to find out.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Thank you very much guys for having me on.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It's real.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Sometimes it's actually quite serious. But there are all sorts
of things that can happen with orgasms, including sneezing, which
get to in a moment.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh my god, that's really funny.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Sorry, you know some people just uncontrolled sneezing when they
have an orgasm.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Really like like like a hang on, will do you
sneeze when you are?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I know someone who who might But yes, the other
information it's really you really gonna play your cards close
to Jes David.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And the other one Norman is which.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I also know someone who might have is crime.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Axing is a thing as well.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Crying and laughing are also things that can occur. So
let's go back to headache. So if people can get
it's sometimes when you're standing and having an orgasm, but
you can basically get something called a thunderclap headache at
the back of your head, which lasts a few seconds
and is really severe. Some people can actually damage the
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archery at the back of their brain and have a
permanent effect there. Most people, it's a transient headache that
occurs during orgasm, but it can be pretty scary the
first time you experienced it, and it's mostly men.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
What Pierre said yesterday is that two out of ten
he thinks approximately is when he gets this two out
of dinner orgasmic migraine. He also wasn't in the audio,
but he did allude to the fact that when he
goes harder, he believes he's more likely to get the
orgasmic migraine.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Does that mean, well, good question. What does that mean?
Doctor Norman's one, Well.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
We have to get inside his head.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Presumably he means the more exertion, yes, having during sex,
and that makes sense because you're putting more stress.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
On the body.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It can be a form of migraine. It can be
a problem in the arteries of the back, and if
you get your consistency, you probably do need to check
in with your GP and maybe get a neurological assessment.
But sometimes it's positional and you know you don't get
it lined down when you do get it standing up,
which is also a feature of physical exertion.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I suspect, yeah, absolutely so.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Is that the only cure that is known, So if
you do suffer from orgasmic migraines, the only real cure
or directive is to do it going down.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I'm not going to give advice on this.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
On the.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Specific there.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
To there is going to have to put a line
through the kitchen bench. I suppose it's game over for him.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
There, super informative. What a guy got a new book.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Actually, What's Good for Your Kids is what I'm sorry
we have to laugh about that week because we got
doctor swat on and then we saw the credit after
talking to him about orgasmic migraines.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Make sure he mentioned his book. Make sure he mentioned
his book, and we both looked down.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
There's no way we can bring our children here.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That managed to do it though great segways professionals, we're professionals.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Will yeah, sure, I mean have a listen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You want to go and check out Dr Norman's new book,
What's Good for Young Kids is out Tomorrow's.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Good for your Kids? For your kids?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
If you don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Dodor Norman's new book, What's Good for Your Kids is
out tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Obviously you cover all the topics.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Doctor Norman were at one end of the spectrum and
you're probably going to be at another end of the
spectrum in the book, so you can.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
It is how kids are made though, so you know,
full circle at the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Very good woods, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
All right, So after we've got the credits out, Dr
Norman calls up. As with so many things on the radio,
I think it's one of my favorite things about doing
radio is there's not really even on social media these days,
a medium where you can put a call out to
millions of people at the same time and for people
to connect and like it turns out there are other
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people out there who have really strange things happen to
them when they have orgasms, and having someone like doctor
Norman on to normalize it for them just brought all
of these people out of the woodwork, or in this case,
the water works.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Okay, so I've never been formally diagnosed. Now I'm going
to try and say this in the politest way. When
I oh and squirt, I go into anaphylactic.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Shock what so, as in like a fit, like as.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
In I can't breathe, my eyes swell up, I can't see.
I have to call triple zero.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I have EpiPen kate every every time, every time.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
But only when its like.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Happening.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Whoa, there we go again, right on the line.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
There we were on it, we're over it again.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
It's okay, well let's just call it O from this
point on.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
But Kate, but it's a particular type.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah no, yeah, but we all we all know that like.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Another I think we need another euphemism for that, just
so we can keep talking about waterfalls.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Went wild, I don't know, wait and wild, take your pick.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Okay, So, Kate, do you tell if you're have you
had a one night stand before? Kate?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yes, And this is how I found out. And I
was so embarrassing. I actually thought I had a reaction
to his cologne or something like that. It was actually
my first time of it happening, and I I and
it was just so embarrassing, and lucky I had a
friend over and she called the ambulance. And then it
happened a couple of times after it happened, and that's.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
When I went.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Later down the track and I ended up going.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
To like an allergy person and I said, look, I've
sounded like a terrible person, but yeah, I'd never got
a formal diagnosis. They were asked me if I was
allergic to latex and all this ridiculous things, And I
can tell you it was nothing like that medical man.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, Kate, do you like, just in case you think
you're going to get a couple of tickets to go
to wett and Wild, do you like stop things?
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Are for sure? Hold back going to.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Say do you just stop? Do you even take now?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Do you even take the track? Like do you see
are you having?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
At what point? Are you stopping? Things?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Like?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Is it just not in like do you just never
go to the O station anymore?
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Well, it's only like the internally, like that's what gets
you there. Like the outside bit is.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Fine because there's two different ways that the.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Station can be reached for women, but only if I go.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
On holidays or anything like that. The EpiPen is packed
like in my house, I know where it is because
because I just honestly can't hold back all the time.
But my partner fully understands and he's very supportive. And
it was very awkward at the very start.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Year before.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
No, he hasn't come very close. But no, I really.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Asking you whether or not her partner is able to
pleasure and sex.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It was subtle until then until then, So Kate, when
I hope your partner's not saying Kate? You said when
you go away, you pack the EpiPen.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
But you've got a partner, yes, but like if something
was to happen, like and you know, because I can't
always control it, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Like I can't and it's always better on holidays.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yeah, it's something I feel like, you know, I don't
want to have to cause this thing.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Your partner's going on holiday with you, yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Yeah, he's always sen Yeah, sorry holiday by myself.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I was very confused, wild?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Where was were we over the line?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Then?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, I'm actually going to ask the producers, because I
think they're listening right now. Who, Like, did you guys
talk at all about like whether the the wet and
Wild call was suitable for you know, commercial airtime? Did
that did that get thrown around, that get bandied about,
or did that just get thrown straight on?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I wonder whose microphone's going to go live?
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Now?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Carry on?
Speaker 12 (12:59):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
The call?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
And I didn't tell anyone out of here what it
was about. Yeah, I said in the I put in that.
I said to her she she told it in a
very PG way to begin with, And I said that
you've told that it's perfect. And then I put in
your little screens just give a content warning beforehand.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You also said get to her, make.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Sure you get to what was her name, Kate. I
think let's call it ka.
Speaker 12 (13:30):
Can, I just say edwards, giggling like a school girl
before she went on, her so excited. And you know
when poo Pants is excited, because he gets out of
his chair and he walks down to the back of
the room and he comes back and he jumps like
a giddy little boy. Now, when she went on, it
went from being quite funny to quite serious quite quickly,
because you boys would show genuine interest, but just it's
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gone pretty serious pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
It was because it can I say, like, it's probably
the most like you're normally the sensor here, poop Pants,
and you just threw that over and we had a
girl talking about squirting live on air at twenty past
four on a Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
The timing of the call wasn't great in terms of
four to six show. I'll give you that, but.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I think I mean, we had to hear that story.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
If I found out after during the song that poop
Pants was sitting on that gold mine, that wet and
wild gold mine, I would have been furious at him
sitting on.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh no, fair. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I didn't mean that anyway. It was a journey and
I'm glad that we did get to talk to her, but.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
It didn't end there. It also didn't end there, of course,
not we We had to call Pierre Bang of course.
And then the most extraordinary thing about this whole journey
is that there were other people who also suffered from
orgasmic migraines, and somehow it led to one of these blogs.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Talking about the size of his whacker.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
So a couple of follow up questions for me, mate,
do you currently have a long term partner or are
you single?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
No, I'm married?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You're married or you're married.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
So the first time you guys, let's let's say, got
intimate together, So did you did she know that there
was a chance, there's a twenty percent chance that you
were going to go through horrific pain.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
No? No, no, this up until the first time about
six seven years ago.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Oh, when you're already with your wife.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
So what did so she obviously.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Witnessed the first time you went through this. What did
she think was going on?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Mate? I honestly don't know sure that she thought I'm
going to die?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, my lord?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
So nowadays.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Again, she would obviously be very across this given if
you know, you're obviously very open talking about this. She
knows that there's a two out of ten chance that
you're going to go through that at the end of
the deed.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Is there any way that you prepare yourself for that.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Well, this kind of a way that you can feel
it when you know, then I just push back or
I hold.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Back so that you won't know until you know leading
up to that, and you'll feel it and then you'll go.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
You can you can feel it, and then you have
to relatch a little bit and then you can go on.
And it's got its advantages. You know, you keep on longer,
you keep going longer.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Look at it positively like that p silverlight.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Noweah, amazingly, so many people were moved by your honesty
on the show.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Move exactly. People wrote into us.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
So Veronica wanted to speak to you, because Veronica, you
can relate to what PI is talking about.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
I can relate. I actually didn't know it was a
proper condition. Randomly, at twenty nine, I became a chronic
migraine sufferer. Eventually they worked out, not only do I
suffer with migraines. I also get one in every second
time have sex, I would end up with a migraine
and one year in particular, for example, I was hospitalized
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for sixty days because of it.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, and Veronica, I feel your phone and literally cherry
on the cake. Yeah, my wife suffered from migraine. She's
one of a couple of people in the world that
suffers from chronic migraine and this absolutely no cure for
her medical science. We've had her in America, in Switzerland.
In his trial, we've been through so so many neurologists.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
They don't know how they work.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's they they don't actually know how migraines work. They're
quite confusing for everyone.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I can I believe that Pierre has ended up with
his figure's chronic migraines orgasmic migrat.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That is extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, that's amazing that you and your partner both migraine sufferers.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
When you were in Switzerland where you were like, hey,
why are you looking at her?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
What?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Watch this object?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
This?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Hey we've got we've got one here as well.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Hello Juan, Yes, hello, you can sympathize with what Pa
is talking about.
Speaker 14 (18:02):
Look, I don't know what your diet is like, all right,
because I had something similar like that happened to me
years ago. And what happened was I and it's the
same thing as you just described. You know, you're you know,
you're over there pounding the flesh, so to speak, and bam,
you know, it comes out and you feel the sharp pain.
(18:23):
It's like it's like somebody stuck a needle through your
eye or dag your freaking head. Yeah, and I'm pretty
sure you you can relate to it.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
And scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 14 (18:33):
I ain't gonna lie. You're scared. Scared the Bejesus out
of me. But I went and got seen by a doctor.
I went to a doctor, all right. And I went
to the doctor. I went to the doc and the
Doc's like, oh, okay, interesting, he goes, I have seen
something like this before. He talked.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He had me.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
He ran some blood tests on me and everything, and
came back I had high cholesterol level because I was
a huge meat eater at the time, you know, I
was the instinct like every day and everything. So it's
basically a quick change of my diet remedy and I
never had it again.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Wow, there you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So you might be pounding the flesh, but you're not
eating the flesh, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Are you a big meat eat at Pierre?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
What do you eat?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
A lot of meat?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
I eat touching all the time, Pierre.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You know what I'd love to do if you'd be
open to a Pierre, if you would, if you could
cut meat maybe for like a couple of weeks, and
then we can touch base.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
And no no no no no no no no no
no no no no. I rather die from a migraine
and cut.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Meat fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
That was that was like that just like killing a
guy going without the root. Mate, Now fuck, you'll die. Yeah,
but that's far from that, my No, I had a
healthier succusion the war. I run every day to put
four kilometers. I haven't got a cholesteral problem. I'm a
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small ski spin guy.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Do you think it has something to do Pierre with
penis size? Like I imagine? Like, is it just a
blood right? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm sure if you're harboring just a whopper of a chopper,
but it could just be a blood rushing now no.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
No, no, no no no no I've got a very tiny, cute,
adorable level.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I love you, Pierre, I love you, Pierre.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yes, very good.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
All right, Pierre, We're gonna go. Man, it's been great chanting.
I've got one more. I've got one more question though,
like giving it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Does everyone know that this is a thing for you?
Do people know that this is a thing? Like have
you got children and friends and stuff?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh? No, no, no, I haven't got teach, or well
I haven't got teach. What I'm aware of maybe there's
running a couple of rounds.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
But like your parents or something, do they know? Like
because I'm What I'm getting to do is like if
people know about this? Every time you have a migraine,
they're like, well, we know that you've just been crashing
the custod truck in the next room.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
The doctor, she said, you know what, No, no, there's
there's no one knowing. Why have I discussion with someone?
I can't think so from the top of my head,
I can't think so. But the doctor, the doctor that
treated me, they seen before everything you know, X rays
and scams and stuff and stuff. What what what happens is?
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I was, I was I had a head injury. Many
many many years ago, and he said that that is absolutely,
very very very very tiny possibility that that might be.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Right, somehow linked, somehow linked with.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
These But I mean that that happened to me in
in nineteen eighty eighty six or something, right, distrieve it.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
But then the the orgasmic microant only happened for the
first time six years ago.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, around that fascinating. It's me.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
It's been great chatting to your brother, so interesting. It's
been a fun chat. We've had a lot of fun.
So thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
It's Will. Fuck. Sorry, it's like a machine.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Sorry, I do automatically say it's Will, and what are
you driving you home?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I'm glad people heard that. It's quite amazing.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
If a microphone turns on anywhere, Like you'll be at
a party, you'll be funny first, and someone will going
to give a speech and go is this micro And well.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
That's why I lost my job at Hungry Jackson on
with the show, recapping what happened during the week.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Of course, I think we have to play another episode
of Battle All the Gems, which happened again this week,
because I mean, obviously last week we got up to
Tazo's analyst didn't know what Tarzo's were. We had a
chance to ask her again this week what tazos were
as she was welcomed back into the studio and we
try to figure out which generation is most out of touch.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's Will and Woodies. Can you put some echo on this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Alrighty Junior producing analys in the studio. She is the
gen zeta in the house.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
You were still trying to figure out what tazos were. Yes,
do you want to see what a tazo is?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I do?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I mean no, it's the Prime Minister from eight there.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Was small discs that were like in chip packets and stuff,
and we we in the nineties used.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
To collect them when they were a britage I don't say.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Vintage was very cool, fight analyst. Now what do you have?
You have you got one for us? Mate?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I do?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I do?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, guys, what's Brat?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Summer?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Brat summer.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Charlie?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yes, what do you?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Albums? A great album there?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
So there's a song called Brat or the album is
called Brat.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
And if you're saying hot hot Brat, summer.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Just brat, summer, just brat summer.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Bro could well, what could Charlie x c x's album
and She's the brat Summer.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I think you know that what's what's what's a brat summer?
Embody though, like we know that you're.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Being a bad girl, being a bad girl over summer.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, I would kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Because isn't Kamala Harris having like a brat?
Speaker 14 (24:36):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yes, right, a social team.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
We're using bratt as like the way to create advertisements
for generary.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Gen z nice powers combined genius. Yeah, political background from me,
bits sick from you, but we got there.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Hey, let's get into this things one. I beg I
really want to know what you think here.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm going to play you a theme from something okay,
and I'm going to get you to try and fill
in the blank. Have a listen first up, and then
you can have a Cracksman cat.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
She's gone.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
You're across Postman. Postman Pat's elite.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
He must I'm going to be honest. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You nailed that first up? Would he what.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
He thought it was?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
His little little black cat? No, it's a black and
white cat.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
You know I get that, I get that now, but
so clearly Postman pat ran for a long time.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
He was obviously very successful. If you were across, Yeah,
he was in I think.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I still was watching him when I was six and seven.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I feel like he might have got a three D revamp.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I think reboot he got, he got, Yeah, he got
Clay remodeled.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, you got Clay vibe.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I think so I will take that turned back to
the nineties oericon as well.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I have another Okay, who is Julia Fox?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
She just won gold at the Games, and.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Then in the canoe that's Jessica Fox, sounding old.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I don't know an alest who is Julia Fox? I'm
nowhere here that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Julie Fox dated Kanye West. Remember the girl who used
to have like the black eyeshadows.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That was crazy?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
She was before no.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
One cares after him, after him.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
She's referencing Charlie x x's song three sixty.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I was you should be across that la.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Your wheelhouse lyrics that I'm so Julia.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Could have been Julia Roberts could have been black and white.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
All right, ab I reckon, we got to stump you today.
We have to. I can't have you marauding in here
like you have been here.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Who is means, but sure.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Spokemon had a black and white hat for a while. Abe,
who is the Dalai Lama?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I know who he is.
Speaker 13 (27:11):
He is.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
In the religious space.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
On specific if you had to, if you had to
drill him down in a discipline or a country. You
can keep it broad if you want to, but not
too broad so that you're stereotyping. So there's you know,
there's kind of a fine line there when you're on
the air.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Dalai Lama has I'm pretty sure inspirational quotes very
much so that people often reference from.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I don't know where he's from, though, give me appearance,
like what does he look? What does what does he
look like? He wears?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
He wasn't he read like jacket like shoal kind of
type thing with orange showal.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Trim, orange orange trim on the shoal. Yeah, on the shore,
I think shoal.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't know what he does though, I don't know
what he does.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
What do you know about him? Inspirational quote?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, just like, give me a religion, have a stab,
come on Hinduism?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hmm, maybe he's not. Is he not in that space?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I'm going to get you out of here because it
has been so good to watch you squirm.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I feel like Analys is kind of getting on top there.
Do you feel that?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Definitely? But I don't want.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
To do work.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
What do you mean the only way, the only way
to get better at this is probably the download TikTok
and sift it.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, but I feel like she got a couple that
I thought were out of her. Are you doing research
for Battle of the Gems?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Be honest, smart, smart person.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
We were about to say I'm just a dog.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That No, No, you deserve that quote though, because you
did your pants just to dog.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, you knew more about POSTMMP pad than me.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah, well you thought it was posting pattern. Yeah, lots
of other things, but not that.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Get better.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
It's fair enough, it's fair enough, it's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I'm not doing work for that second.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, we don't have to do work for that segment.
I just think that I'm impressed by where she's at.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I think we have to know when.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
We're beaten, and we're not beaten, we'll bounce back. We'll
bounce back. Speaking of bouncing back, no, I can't seguey.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I've tried, I've tried. I normally can. I normally can,
but I.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
You just say a word and then you go, I'll
be able to link that random word.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's amazing. I didn't realize that's the way your brain
did it.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't think about what words I'm
going to say beforehand. I just have to read and
if the word arrives.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
It's there.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Actually, by the way, if you're interested in that, I
was listening to Jared Waitely, my favorite sports call, to
talk about that recently on a podcast. Very interesting because
he's a wordsmith. He was getting asked how do you
find the right words, and he said, I don't. I
just read and I hope my brain retains and then
at the moment, I just get what I get given.
Everyone works like that, right when you go and talk
(30:21):
improv I mean, I know you've often described it as
going to the as going to the well.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I got into a room for with monkeys and going like, guys,
what word have you got for me?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
And sometimes they don't give you.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I picture a barrel of water in my head and
all these monkeys are diving in exactly grabbing, And there
are some days where they've lost their goggles and they're
just hurling bricks.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, and that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 15 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, but it's not sure Jared by reading, Yes, the
words are there.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
If you're reading, the words are there. At the end
of the day, I am reading, Hey, we had a
brand new I mean, I hope this has got legs
for a segment.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I really do. Basically, it's all grounded in.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I saw a clip on Reddit recently, which is a
trend whereby there were women who were finding out the
really really nerdy language that their partner was using in
their I'm going to call it their obsessions. So whether
they're obsessed with cars or motorbikes or gaming, whatever it is,
they would find out the lingo for that world and
(31:28):
then use it on their partner and just watch them
melt because it was so inconceivable to them that they
would give enough fucks about this thing to talk to
them about it. Yes, So the example I found was
a woman talking to her partner about elden ring.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Ye, put those foolish ambitions to rest.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (31:50):
How do you know.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That that's market? You've never fought margit. How do you
know that who's market? The boss who says that, do
you even play the game.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
That's my favorite when when the guy actually gets angry,
like he's so I understand how they know about his obsession.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
It's so inconceivable that they're angry.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
So we basically tried this idea on air, and we
found this week a woman whose partner was into Marvel.
Obviously the new Deadpool is coming out this weekend, or
if it's just out and a few weeks ago, and
they if it depends when you listening to this really
could have been a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
It's an old movie.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
It's in the weekly section of Blockbuster now, it's been
out for so long.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You can get five to ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
But we found out that her partner was massive on
Marvel movies, and I am a bit of an X
Men nerd, so I fed her a bunch.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Of X Men really nerdy lingo to surprise her partner
with cease eureti goo? I'm ready all right forget him?
Speaker 10 (32:56):
Are same?
Speaker 14 (32:57):
I love?
Speaker 10 (32:58):
How are you? Beautiful day?
Speaker 9 (33:01):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Just checking? Are we still having snifl s Forginner tonight?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yip?
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Sounds good to me? Yeah, I'll grab him on way home. Oh,
I've gotta I've got to stop past and grab some
band aids as well. I think, just in case to
cut myself. I wish, you know, I wish I wish
I had regendave powers like you know, Wolverine a Deadpool.
I think that would be actually really cool, you know. Yes, say,
(33:28):
when we were watching Deadpool yesterday, I was really thinking
about it, right bline, because Wolverine, I thought he died
at the end of Logan, So I don't understand how
they're bringing him back, Like is there going to be
this whole like time travel trope with that whole thing,
Like it feels like it's the only way that they
(33:49):
can keep bringing characters back and making money. And if
you think about it, at the end of the at
the end of the day with Endgame and Day of
the Future pass, even the last dead like the Deadpool
that we watched today, the second one where it's Cable
coming back. Josh Roland, do you think times I was
going to be like a big factor?
Speaker 14 (34:09):
Who are you?
Speaker 10 (34:12):
What do you mean you've clearly been replaced? I like it, Okay,
I don't understand that. Also another thing too, what level
mutant do you think Deadpool is? Because like Professor X
is a four, and Magneto is like also the four,
(34:33):
and obviously Jane being Phoenix is a five. Surely Deadpool
would be like a three point five? But do they
even do like three point five? Thanks?
Speaker 14 (34:49):
How do you know these things?
Speaker 10 (34:51):
What's happening in like the last eight hours? It's nothing happened,
Like I'm just thinking a question from watching school. You
know what I mean? You want to go see the
new dad Pool movering this weekend?
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Hello, a hello.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Hey you're on Will and Woody.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Mate, I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
You were sounding very excited.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
What can I say?
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Oh my god, I'm an easy man to please.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
I think the exact line was who has replaced my girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
And I like it?
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Upgrades are upgrades?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
That was so good?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Say you were amazing? Well told.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
I just knew about the time travel trope because like
I just got replaced by that.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Yeah, more and more for.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Before we finish, I promise you will hear a story
from a woman who shat on a shirt. But before
we get there, woulds I know a lot of you
guys would have seen this on our socials, and if not,
it is that the story is really worth trying to
retell for you guys. We've been arming and yrying about
how we're going to get it in the podcast because
there's been so much of this content that has gone
on in the last couple of weeks. And that is
the fact that we wanted to get a tattoo of
(36:26):
someone celebrating their gold medal win before they started competing
in Paris.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
So the first step was asking Australia who we should
get tattooed on our bodies celebrating gold of before they'd competed,
and the people said this, Lisa, who should we get
a tattoo of?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Shane Rose?
Speaker 13 (36:42):
He's an Austrian inventor.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
I feel like he's your type of guy.
Speaker 13 (36:45):
He recently competed in the.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Man Key I saw this.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, he got on my probation for a little bit,
which almost he did his campaign to Paris.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
To the great Mankini scandal, Shane Rose has been cleared
of wrongdoing for wearing an orange inge man.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
I don't know why we said orange.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's an orange man Kenni during a fancy dress jumping event.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Wow, oh, now you want us also to get a
Shane Rose tattoo?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Absolutely, I mean's the oldest person in the tream fifty
one years young. When he wins, get him to sign
your foot right.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So this Rosie, the Shane Rose, as you just heard,
oldest Olympian the man Kenny Thing nearly died four months
before he started competing.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
He was the perfect person. So we both agreed that
he was.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Right woods and we needed the language to be explicit
as well. I mean a lot of other calls we
took were suggestions around what sort of stuff the tattoo
could involve. Now, as you heard at the start of
the podcast, huge licensing reasons. Yes that we couldn't say
what we wanted to say, involving the O word, probably
involving the rings, probably involving Paris in the current year.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yes, we couldn't do any of that, so that made
it interesting.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
But we still wanted this tattoo to be an archetypal
early crow tattoo, which is name on the tin Shane
Rose is going to win a gold in the Games
this year, So we ended up saying Shane Rose Paris
twenty three plus one.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
We agreed on that brilliant loop pole, But then the
next question was where on our bodies are we putting
these tattoos, and in true commercial radio show fashion, we
brought a wheel in here with different body parts and
we spun it.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Torso, leg and bum.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Obviously bum come on bumboa.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
As well.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I wanted it, and of course you get bum.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
So you want foot I would love. You don't want arm,
you don't want torso, that's for sure. Here we go. No,
I've got leg.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I'm a big shorts guy.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Recently waxed your legs.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
That will help the tattoo out of stack shows. I'm
not happy about. Why you get bum, you lose.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I win would no doubt tattoo goes on the commercial
radio graveyard of tattoos that I have on my right
butt cheek involving a meer cat and half a shem
mood logo.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
You don't know if a world of stripping is beyond
you and it's over now, why.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Because your ass is covered in tattoos.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I'm sorry if I'm if I'm stripping for money at
some stage in the future, tat's on my ass is
my last problem.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
I am. I am so far past.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
That I'm keeping that in my back pocket just so.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
So yeah, look I got one on my ask on
my ass you got one on your ankle, saying shame
Rose gold Parish twenty three plus one again if you
haven't seen them, it's on the socials him Woody. But
we stayed away from it for the whole weekend. So
the question, we chose the worst event possible, by the way,
so it goes the question and you compete inner team
over the course of three days.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
There's no running tally.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's run on penalty points and you only find out
who wins on Monday. So I still don't know how
he chose the worst. We also, like neither of us
have a passion for a question. So while whilst Rosie
appeared to be, you know, like an amazing dude and
I'm really glad we chose him, we had afi what
was actually happening, So we relied on yes, I just
(40:04):
said nfi. We relied on a correspondent from Paris to
come on the show and tell us what actually happened
to him. Brook Bonie's over there Channel nine. She came
on the show and she gave us the news as
to whether or not our tattoos were amazing or truly pathetic.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Brooke Bony currently in Paris. Is he still a chance?
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Oh boys, I'm show sorry, he is nowhere near.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Right now, this tattoo is redundant. We need to do
something to it. Get the tattoo out us back.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
No sensitivity there from Brook, not surprising, she's a friend.
She there was so much joy in her voice when
she revealed that our tattoos were redundant.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Loves it, she loved it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
And also she just like her level of respect for
this show is you know, if any other show she
would have been.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Like, oh, guys, of course, you know Shane.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Amazing She was like, guys, he came twenty third. I
mean like one time we've interbuted on the show and she.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Ordered fried chicken. While she was doing the interview.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
We heard the door go off and then we heard
the like that's right, because we were like, okay, canive
your chicken down when you clearly hear the bag rustling,
you're reading KFC anyway, So, yes, our tattoos were redundant.
But amazingly, again Shane Rose, who again we fell in
love with through this whole thing, he actually came on
the show.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Now this this was a.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Little bit awkward, terribly terribly because we paid him the
full audio package, didn't.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
We where there are a few moments where, you know,
we were a little bit, well, you in particular, a
little bit critical of the fact that he didn't come
home with the goal, You in particular, but amazingly Shane
was still a great fellow about it.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Hello, Shaney, you're there.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, I am here, Fellows, Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Jesus, good to have you on, Shane. Okay, Shane, We've
got so much we want to talk to you about.
We've got so much, we want to tell you, so
much we want to show you. But to do that, did.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
You know that two idiotic radio hosts back in Australia
got a tattos celebrating your goal before you even started competing.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah, I sort of might have got a bit of
a hit that was happening.
Speaker 14 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, there was. Somebody sent me a bit of
a social media thing and see your beautiful tattoos.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Right to hear.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I wear your name with absolute pride on my ask Shane.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
You should know that it's.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's a little scary, but.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Legend, legend, such a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I actually you know, of all the people I was
going to have on my ass, I'm glad it's.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Him, and you still do have Shane Rose on your ass.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I do me.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
On the other hand, I'm impulsive, so I know there's
only what a week and a half left of the Games?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yep, So I decided to return to the tattoo.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Parlah and replace Shane's name with another Australian athlete who
hasn't yet competed.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Great idea, woulds I like, you know, I can't fault
your enthusiasm, you know, so often in life I don't
think anyone can in fault you can fault you're enthusiasm.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I guess I.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Feel like it's coming silly if you think that's the
end of it. No, but it's often. It's often.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I mean, this is why your enthusiasm is so good.
I mean, your greatest strength is your greatest weakness. Your
enthusiasm is blind. I don't like to wait, You don't
like to wait to think things through. And you walked
into a random tattoo parlor and got tattooed by a
guy who doesn't speak English.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Italian man, Italian man. We were talking through Google translated
the entire journey. He couldn't understand what and why I
was doing this.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
What did you say? Like, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I was just giving direction. I said, I want to
put a line through Shane Rose, and then I want
to put this new athlete, Jasmine Jazz.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yes's at going to see what it says Jemimah.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
Yeah, so it's first thing. He was like, you can't
put a line through through a tattooth you only got
last week? Is like, that's damage skin. And I was like, listen, Italy,
let's just do this thing. I'm a PAINK customer.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
By the way, we.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
Actually haven't paid for that tattoo. Someone has to sort
that out. I thought it didn't have cash. You know,
I never have cash. They only take cash.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Italians anyway, so we walks in cash.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Still confuses me, but anyway, Yes, so so I that
was the communication between the two of us.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
It was very quick. I had to get to the
radio show.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
And then when you guys looked at a little bit closer, yeah,
we realized I've.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Made everything came undone. What have you got written on
your leg? Spell it for me?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
J a M I am a montag No No guy,
are you guys?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
No? No?
Speaker 6 (44:49):
No, oh my god, it's that's your fault.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Because I was in a rush. I was in a
rush because we got it done in the afternoon. That's
that's that's that I'm blaming that on. kV. Was rushing.
That's your fault, kV. I feel like I was being rushed.
That's fine, though, you can.
Speaker 12 (45:07):
When I saw it, I thought you don't spelled Jemima
j a m I am Jam.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
I think there are jam Imers out there. That's the guy.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Guy didn't speak English. He didn't speak a word of English.
It was really quite hard to translate. Anyway, that's fine.
No one will notice that. You guys didn't notice it.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
I didn't seen it. I didn't see it close. Old
Joe's the first person that saw it. I'm close. Well,
you've spelt it like Jemima puddle duck.
Speaker 11 (45:34):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
No one will notice that. And that's that's easy figs.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Anyway, you've spelt it Jam, i'mer like strawberry jam Imer.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
It's fine, oh Man minded to cross.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Out the A and put a little above it.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
If she wins idiot Jemima.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Now it looks stupid. Now I'm looking at it now,
and jam Jemimer does look dumb.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
It sounds like jam. I'ma like I like.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I'm a jam But that's how you say Jemima.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Yeah, man, but when I say jam Imer, you say
jam i'mer, you say jam Ima.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
But that's just that's just English, isn't it. Like there's
some that's just the way it's pronounced. Hey, man, you
want to come over for a jam memer.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I was swear I looked at it just before and
it was jam Imer.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I have some crumpets with Jammer.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I hate to say, but that's on Antonio.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Well it's not. It's on you. Actually, he's on you,
my friend.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
He's not got nothing to do with that. That's really dumb.
Just when they couldn't get any worse. This is what
happens when you run off and do things without me.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
That still counts. I'm talking about her, that still counts,
That still can't.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
That is awesome. That is really awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
This is like the Blake Lovely moment. I swear I've
seen it as jam Imer.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Okay, so that's the current situation.
Speaker 12 (47:01):
Wood.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He has jam i'mer montag tattooed on his leg. Yes, now, guys,
this is this, this is where we're up to. This
is this is hand on Hartware up to because we're
recording this on Friday. Yes, she competed last night Woods
in the twenty k walk, and.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
I watched the first twelve kilometers at the airport last night.
He did on a phone up until Captain Poopant's ripped
the phone out of my hands and was like, you're
ruining it. We need to find out on the radio show. Yeah,
So at this point in time, I still have no idea,
but which at twelve kilometers she was coming second and
looking very very good. So I have this rich optimism
(47:38):
within me that this a couple of hours, I'm going
to be classified as a legend who has predicted a
gold medal.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
So next podcast, I suppose tune in and you'll find
out whether or not Woody's tattoo is actually valid, whether
Jemima Montag did win gold in Paris twenty three plus.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
One yes, or.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I imagine, well, yeah, you can google it and then you
can get I mean, we are trying to tease something
that you can just look up.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Very good point, Tom, thank you. No, that's that's totally
undone my bit.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Look, if you're listen to this, you're probably gonna turn
in next next week anyway.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
So fuck you going to be here next week away.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
From the news, but a sport with it because next
part we're going to have champagne showers and no doubt
Jemima's going to join us on the show and we're
all going to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
If not, I mean, tune in next week because I'm sure,
I mean the thing is for you, mate.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
If Jemima is not winning gold.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
I haven't thought about it. I think about it all.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Know which way this goes. I will probably triple down.
I think we need to head back to our man.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I'm not doing this to Rid again.
Speaker 15 (48:43):
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (48:47):
Think.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Well, we owe him some money, so it sounds that
we need to go down there and pay him.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
That's the reason to avoid him.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Mate. All right, guys, so we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
But as promised, I remember shows every week just to
so I read hot call at the end of the
podcast for you guys to enjoy.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Here's a woman who shot on a shirt.
Speaker 11 (49:05):
So my embarrassing food story is. I was lined up
to go through the car was cars in front of me, behind.
Speaker 10 (49:10):
Me, and I'm like, oh, I think I might need.
Speaker 11 (49:12):
To do a poo And then I was like, nah,
it'll be fine.
Speaker 10 (49:15):
It'll be fine.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
And by that time, there was too many cars behind me.
I was lined up in front. I got there, I
was the next car going through, and I'm like, oh
my god, I've really got a poo. So I'm looking
around the car looking for something to poo in. All
I had was my son's shirt. So I pulled out
my exercise tight I put my son's shirt underneath. My
partner had to poo in his shirt, and then I
(49:39):
and then I just drove all the way home, and
then I obviously, once I got home, I had a
shower because I was like covered in poo.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
What happened to the shirt, Well, I decided not to
rinse it out.
Speaker 11 (49:51):
I decided just to throw it in the bin.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
The girl.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
As another question.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
We won't know
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, welcome back to the Will and Woody Podcast.
The chance for us to recap what's happened all throughout
the week on.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Radio play Pierre and play per podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
All. Really, this whole week was dominated by this guy.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I've got a very rare medical condition that is called
a augasmic migrate.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Don't sorry, I just feel like which has been the
whole podcast on Pierre.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We're going to do a bit on that, no doubt
now a little bit later on. Of course, I know
one thing we haven't covered offwards yet on the podcast
are these tattoos.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Of course, the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Tattoos around me. Can I say the word in the podcast?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
No? Is that right?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's part of the rights.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Wow. They've got us on the podcast as well.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can we beat that and keep going?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What do you mean I didn't say the words? Oh
didn't you no word? Well? I was careful.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
A friend of mine, by the way, like my best
friend is the lawyer for Channel nine, which I find
very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's a good position to be in front.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I really get him on the show, just to step
that out, because we've been trying to talk about these tattoos,
these podcasts. These tattoos that we've got for the games
in Paris for the last two weeks, and it has
been fraught with the fact that we did not have
the license. Mine's everywhere shocking. I'm sure a lot of
you would have seen on the socials. We tried to
predict a gold medal, right, so we wanted to get
(01:30):
the name of the athlete and then obviously the rings
probably and then you know, Paris twenty twenty four. Couldn't
do that, so we ended up getting in an equestrian writer,
a guy called Shane Rose, tattooed in our body, but
it said Shane Rose Paris Gold twenty three plus one
for licensing reasons. Quite a good loophole, I think I
(01:51):
would say it was good, but certainly but a loophole. Nonetheless,
there's been a whole bunch of developments about that, including
speaker into Shane, and if you missed that during the week,
we're going to play that for you a little bit
later on, so please chick around plenty to come here.
We're also going to talk to a woman who shot
on a shirt love that. Talk about that a bit
later on Light and Shat. But let's get into let's
(02:13):
get into the bit that we all want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, you almost dined doing the day.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I've got a very rare medical condition that is called
a augasmic migraine, and it happens about It happens about
two times, two times in every ten times that I
that I'm having a route and what am I alive? Now?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm still trying to figure out whether this is a
prank call, but carry on.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
What happens is for for there's absolutely no apparently there's
absolutely no medical explanation for it. But the moment that
you've busted a split second a second after that, you
literally feel it is the most teens playing that goes
through your head, that you'd literally feel how you'd how
(03:09):
you die, And that last for about a seven eight
nineteen seconds. But it is really really really don't laugh, mate,
this is this is really issuing.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sorry, and it's two out of ten this happens.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
It happens. It doesn't happen all the time, thank God
for that. But it happens especially if you if you're
going right, but you know you're you're in the chickens
are read.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What did you say? The chickens are red? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Pick your jaws up off the ground. Yes, that was
one of the wildest phone calls I've ever got.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
And if you like us, you're probably cynical as well.
So as soon as we heard that, we're like, surely
he is making that up, that that cannot be a
real condition.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, but you laughed, like the amount of people that
have mentioned this, Folcus. Obviously it was one of our
socialists as well. You and I got a message from
Hugh van Kyleenberg who quietly loves this shit.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He loves it.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
He revealed that he will never laugh as hard as
he laughed at Pierre's medical condition, which which and I
think we were all laughing because we were like, this
cannot be a thing. So we organized doctor Norman. We
organized doctor Norman Swann to come on the show because
we were.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Like, doctor, is this actually a thing? This orgasmic migraine?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, And keep in mind, doctor buddy, if you don't
know who doctor Norman's wont is. He was the very
famous doctor who ran that podcast during COVID sort of
explained to Australia what was going on with COVID. So
given that he was the COVID doctor, was he also
the cock doctor about to find out.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Thank you very much guys for having me on.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It's real.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Sometimes it's actually quite serious. But there are all sorts
of things that can happen with orgasms, including sneezing, which
get to in a moment.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh my god, that's really funny.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Sorry, you know some people just uncontrolled sneezing when they
have an orgasm.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Really like like like a hang on, will do you
sneeze when you are?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I know someone who who might But yes, the other
information it's really you really gonna play your cards close
to Jes David.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And the other one Norman is which.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I also know someone who might have is crime.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Axing is a thing as well.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Crying and laughing are also things that can occur. So
let's go back to headache. So if people can get
it's sometimes when you're standing and having an orgasm, but
you can basically get something called a thunderclap headache at
the back of your head, which lasts a few seconds
and is really severe. Some people can actually damage the
(05:47):
archery at the back of their brain and have a
permanent effect there. Most people, it's a transient headache that
occurs during orgasm, but it can be pretty scary the
first time you experienced it, and it's mostly men.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
What Pierre said yesterday is that two out of ten
he thinks approximately is when he gets this two out
of dinner orgasmic migraine. He also wasn't in the audio,
but he did allude to the fact that when he
goes harder, he believes he's more likely to get the
orgasmic migraine.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Does that mean, well, good question. What does that mean?
Doctor Norman's one, Well.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
We have to get inside his head.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Presumably he means the more exertion, yes, having during sex,
and that makes sense because you're putting more stress.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
On the body.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It can be a form of migraine. It can be
a problem in the arteries of the back, and if
you get your consistency, you probably do need to check
in with your GP and maybe get a neurological assessment.
But sometimes it's positional and you know you don't get
it lined down when you do get it standing up,
which is also a feature of physical exertion.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I suspect, yeah, absolutely so.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Is that the only cure that is known, So if
you do suffer from orgasmic migraines, the only real cure
or directive is to do it going down.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I'm not going to give advice on this.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
On the.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Specific there.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
To there is going to have to put a line
through the kitchen bench. I suppose it's game over for him.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
There, super informative. What a guy got a new book.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Actually, What's Good for Your Kids is what I'm sorry
we have to laugh about that week because we got
doctor swat on and then we saw the credit after
talking to him about orgasmic migraines.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Make sure he mentioned his book. Make sure he mentioned
his book, and we both looked down.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
There's no way we can bring our children here.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That managed to do it though great segways professionals, we're professionals.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Will yeah, sure, I mean have a listen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You want to go and check out Dr Norman's new book,
What's Good for Young Kids is out Tomorrow's.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Good for your Kids? For your kids?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
If you don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Dodor Norman's new book, What's Good for Your Kids is
out tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Obviously you cover all the topics.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Doctor Norman were at one end of the spectrum and
you're probably going to be at another end of the
spectrum in the book, so you can.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
It is how kids are made though, so you know,
full circle at the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Very good woods, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
All right, So after we've got the credits out, Dr
Norman calls up. As with so many things on the radio,
I think it's one of my favorite things about doing
radio is there's not really even on social media these days,
a medium where you can put a call out to
millions of people at the same time and for people
to connect and like it turns out there are other
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people out there who have really strange things happen to
them when they have orgasms, and having someone like doctor
Norman on to normalize it for them just brought all
of these people out of the woodwork, or in this case,
the water works.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Okay, so I've never been formally diagnosed. Now I'm going
to try and say this in the politest way. When
I oh and squirt, I go into anaphylactic.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Shock what so, as in like a fit, like as.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
In I can't breathe, my eyes swell up, I can't see.
I have to call triple zero.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I have EpiPen kate every every time, every time.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
But only when its like.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Happening.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Whoa, there we go again, right on the line.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
There we were on it, we're over it again.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
It's okay, well let's just call it O from this
point on.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
But Kate, but it's a particular type.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah no, yeah, but we all we all know that like.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Another I think we need another euphemism for that, just
so we can keep talking about waterfalls.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Went wild, I don't know, wait and wild, take your pick.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Okay, So, Kate, do you tell if you're have you
had a one night stand before? Kate?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yes, And this is how I found out. And I
was so embarrassing. I actually thought I had a reaction
to his cologne or something like that. It was actually
my first time of it happening, and I I and
it was just so embarrassing, and lucky I had a
friend over and she called the ambulance. And then it
happened a couple of times after it happened, and that's.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
When I went.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Later down the track and I ended up going.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
To like an allergy person and I said, look, I've
sounded like a terrible person, but yeah, I'd never got
a formal diagnosis. They were asked me if I was
allergic to latex and all this ridiculous things, And I
can tell you it was nothing like that medical man.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, Kate, do you like, just in case you think
you're going to get a couple of tickets to go
to wett and Wild, do you like stop things?
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Are for sure? Hold back going to.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Say do you just stop? Do you even take now?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Do you even take the track? Like do you see
are you having?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
At what point? Are you stopping? Things?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Like?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Is it just not in like do you just never
go to the O station anymore?
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Well, it's only like the internally, like that's what gets
you there. Like the outside bit is.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Fine because there's two different ways that the.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Station can be reached for women, but only if I go.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
On holidays or anything like that. The EpiPen is packed
like in my house, I know where it is because
because I just honestly can't hold back all the time.
But my partner fully understands and he's very supportive. And
it was very awkward at the very start.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Year before.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
No, he hasn't come very close. But no, I really.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Asking you whether or not her partner is able to
pleasure and sex.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It was subtle until then until then, So Kate, when
I hope your partner's not saying Kate? You said when
you go away, you pack the EpiPen.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
But you've got a partner, yes, but like if something
was to happen, like and you know, because I can't
always control it, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Like I can't and it's always better on holidays.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yeah, it's something I feel like, you know, I don't
want to have to cause this thing.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Your partner's going on holiday with you, yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Yeah, he's always sen Yeah, sorry holiday by myself.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I was very confused, wild?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Where was were we over the line?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Then?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, I'm actually going to ask the producers, because I
think they're listening right now. Who, Like, did you guys
talk at all about like whether the the wet and
Wild call was suitable for you know, commercial airtime? Did
that did that get thrown around, that get bandied about,
or did that just get thrown straight on?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I wonder whose microphone's going to go live?
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Now?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Carry on?
Speaker 12 (12:59):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
The call?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
And I didn't tell anyone out of here what it
was about. Yeah, I said in the I put in that.
I said to her she she told it in a
very PG way to begin with, And I said that
you've told that it's perfect. And then I put in
your little screens just give a content warning beforehand.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You also said get to her, make.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Sure you get to what was her name, Kate. I
think let's call it ka.
Speaker 12 (13:30):
Can, I just say edwards, giggling like a school girl
before she went on, her so excited. And you know
when poo Pants is excited, because he gets out of
his chair and he walks down to the back of
the room and he comes back and he jumps like
a giddy little boy. Now, when she went on, it
went from being quite funny to quite serious quite quickly,
because you boys would show genuine interest, but just it's
(13:56):
gone pretty serious pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
It was because it can I say, like, it's probably
the most like you're normally the sensor here, poop Pants,
and you just threw that over and we had a
girl talking about squirting live on air at twenty past
four on a Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
The timing of the call wasn't great in terms of
four to six show. I'll give you that, but.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I think I mean, we had to hear that story.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
If I found out after during the song that poop
Pants was sitting on that gold mine, that wet and
wild gold mine, I would have been furious at him
sitting on.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh no, fair. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I didn't mean that anyway. It was a journey and
I'm glad that we did get to talk to her, but.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
It didn't end there. It also didn't end there, of course,
not we We had to call Pierre Bang of course.
And then the most extraordinary thing about this whole journey
is that there were other people who also suffered from
orgasmic migraines, and somehow it led to one of these blogs.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Talking about the size of his whacker.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
So a couple of follow up questions for me, mate,
do you currently have a long term partner or are
you single?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
No, I'm married?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You're married or you're married.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
So the first time you guys, let's let's say, got
intimate together, So did you did she know that there
was a chance, there's a twenty percent chance that you
were going to go through horrific pain.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
No? No, no, this up until the first time about
six seven years ago.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Oh, when you're already with your wife.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
So what did so she obviously.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Witnessed the first time you went through this. What did
she think was going on?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Mate? I honestly don't know sure that she thought I'm
going to die?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, my lord?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
So nowadays.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Again, she would obviously be very across this given if
you know, you're obviously very open talking about this. She
knows that there's a two out of ten chance that
you're going to go through that at the end of
the deed.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Is there any way that you prepare yourself for that.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Well, this kind of a way that you can feel
it when you know, then I just push back or
I hold.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Back so that you won't know until you know leading
up to that, and you'll feel it and then you'll go.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
You can you can feel it, and then you have
to relatch a little bit and then you can go on.
And it's got its advantages. You know, you keep on longer,
you keep going longer.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Look at it positively like that p silverlight.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Noweah, amazingly, so many people were moved by your honesty
on the show.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Move exactly. People wrote into us.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
So Veronica wanted to speak to you, because Veronica, you
can relate to what PI is talking about.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
I can relate. I actually didn't know it was a
proper condition. Randomly, at twenty nine, I became a chronic
migraine sufferer. Eventually they worked out, not only do I
suffer with migraines. I also get one in every second
time have sex, I would end up with a migraine
and one year in particular, for example, I was hospitalized
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for sixty days because of it.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, and Veronica, I feel your phone and literally cherry
on the cake. Yeah, my wife suffered from migraine. She's
one of a couple of people in the world that
suffers from chronic migraine and this absolutely no cure for
her medical science. We've had her in America, in Switzerland.
In his trial, we've been through so so many neurologists.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
They don't know how they work.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's they they don't actually know how migraines work. They're
quite confusing for everyone.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I can I believe that Pierre has ended up with
his figure's chronic migraines orgasmic migrat.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That is extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, that's amazing that you and your partner both migraine sufferers.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
When you were in Switzerland where you were like, hey,
why are you looking at her?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
What?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Watch this object?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
This?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Hey we've got we've got one here as well.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Hello Juan, Yes, hello, you can sympathize with what Pa
is talking about.
Speaker 14 (18:02):
Look, I don't know what your diet is like, all right,
because I had something similar like that happened to me
years ago. And what happened was I and it's the
same thing as you just described. You know, you're you know,
you're over there pounding the flesh, so to speak, and bam,
you know, it comes out and you feel the sharp pain.
(18:23):
It's like it's like somebody stuck a needle through your
eye or dag your freaking head. Yeah, and I'm pretty
sure you you can relate to it.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
And scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 14 (18:33):
I ain't gonna lie. You're scared. Scared the Bejesus out
of me. But I went and got seen by a doctor.
I went to a doctor, all right. And I went
to the doctor. I went to the doc and the
Doc's like, oh, okay, interesting, he goes, I have seen
something like this before. He talked.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He had me.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
He ran some blood tests on me and everything, and
came back I had high cholesterol level because I was
a huge meat eater at the time, you know, I
was the instinct like every day and everything. So it's
basically a quick change of my diet remedy and I
never had it again.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Wow, there you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So you might be pounding the flesh, but you're not
eating the flesh, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Are you a big meat eat at Pierre?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
What do you eat?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
A lot of meat?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
I eat touching all the time, Pierre.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You know what I'd love to do if you'd be
open to a Pierre, if you would, if you could
cut meat maybe for like a couple of weeks, and
then we can touch base.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
And no no no no no no no no no
no no no no. I rather die from a migraine
and cut.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Meat fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
That was that was like that just like killing a
guy going without the root. Mate, Now fuck, you'll die. Yeah,
but that's far from that, my No, I had a
healthier succusion the war. I run every day to put
four kilometers. I haven't got a cholesteral problem. I'm a
(20:08):
small ski spin guy.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Do you think it has something to do Pierre with
penis size? Like I imagine? Like, is it just a
blood right? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm sure if you're harboring just a whopper of a chopper,
but it could just be a blood rushing now no.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
No, no, no no no no I've got a very tiny, cute,
adorable level.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I love you, Pierre, I love you, Pierre.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yes, very good.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
All right, Pierre, We're gonna go. Man, it's been great chanting.
I've got one more. I've got one more question though,
like giving it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Does everyone know that this is a thing for you?
Do people know that this is a thing? Like have
you got children and friends and stuff?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh? No, no, no, I haven't got teach, or well
I haven't got teach. What I'm aware of maybe there's
running a couple of rounds.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
But like your parents or something, do they know? Like
because I'm What I'm getting to do is like if
people know about this? Every time you have a migraine,
they're like, well, we know that you've just been crashing
the custod truck in the next room.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
The doctor, she said, you know what, No, no, there's
there's no one knowing. Why have I discussion with someone?
I can't think so from the top of my head,
I can't think so. But the doctor, the doctor that
treated me, they seen before everything you know, X rays
and scams and stuff and stuff. What what what happens is?
(21:33):
I was, I was I had a head injury. Many
many many years ago, and he said that that is absolutely,
very very very very tiny possibility that that might be.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Right, somehow linked, somehow linked with.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
These But I mean that that happened to me in
in nineteen eighty eighty six or something, right, distrieve it.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
But then the the orgasmic microant only happened for the
first time six years ago.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, around that fascinating. It's me.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
It's been great chatting to your brother, so interesting. It's
been a fun chat. We've had a lot of fun.
So thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
It's Will. Fuck. Sorry, it's like a machine.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Sorry, I do automatically say it's Will, and what are
you driving you home?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I'm glad people heard that. It's quite amazing.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
If a microphone turns on anywhere, Like you'll be at
a party, you'll be funny first, and someone will going
to give a speech and go is this micro And well.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
That's why I lost my job at Hungry Jackson on
with the show, recapping what happened during the week.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Of course, I think we have to play another episode
of Battle All the Gems, which happened again this week,
because I mean, obviously last week we got up to
Tazo's analyst didn't know what Tarzo's were. We had a
chance to ask her again this week what tazos were
as she was welcomed back into the studio and we
try to figure out which generation is most out of touch.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's Will and Woodies. Can you put some echo on this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Alrighty Junior producing analys in the studio. She is the
gen zeta in the house.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
You were still trying to figure out what tazos were. Yes,
do you want to see what a tazo is?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I do?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I mean no, it's the Prime Minister from eight there.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Was small discs that were like in chip packets and stuff,
and we we in the nineties used.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
To collect them when they were a britage I don't say.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Vintage was very cool, fight analyst. Now what do you have?
You have you got one for us? Mate?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I do?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I do?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, guys, what's Brat?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Summer?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Brat summer.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Charlie?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yes, what do you?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Albums? A great album there?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
So there's a song called Brat or the album is
called Brat.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
And if you're saying hot hot Brat, summer.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Just brat, summer, just brat summer.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Bro could well, what could Charlie x c x's album
and She's the brat Summer.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I think you know that what's what's what's a brat summer?
Embody though, like we know that you're.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Being a bad girl, being a bad girl over summer.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, I would kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Because isn't Kamala Harris having like a brat?
Speaker 14 (24:36):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yes, right, a social team.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
We're using bratt as like the way to create advertisements
for generary.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Gen z nice powers combined genius. Yeah, political background from me,
bits sick from you, but we got there.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Hey, let's get into this things one. I beg I
really want to know what you think here.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm going to play you a theme from something okay,
and I'm going to get you to try and fill
in the blank. Have a listen first up, and then
you can have a Cracksman cat.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
She's gone.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
You're across Postman. Postman Pat's elite.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
He must I'm going to be honest. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You nailed that first up? Would he what.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
He thought it was?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
His little little black cat? No, it's a black and
white cat.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
You know I get that, I get that now, but
so clearly Postman pat ran for a long time.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
He was obviously very successful. If you were across, Yeah,
he was in I think.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I still was watching him when I was six and seven.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I feel like he might have got a three D revamp.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I think reboot he got, he got, Yeah, he got
Clay remodeled.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, you got Clay vibe.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I think so I will take that turned back to
the nineties oericon as well.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I have another Okay, who is Julia Fox?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
She just won gold at the Games, and.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Then in the canoe that's Jessica Fox, sounding old.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I don't know an alest who is Julia Fox? I'm
nowhere here that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Julie Fox dated Kanye West. Remember the girl who used
to have like the black eyeshadows.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That was crazy?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
She was before no.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
One cares after him, after him.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
She's referencing Charlie x x's song three sixty.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I was you should be across that la.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Your wheelhouse lyrics that I'm so Julia.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Could have been Julia Roberts could have been black and white.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
All right, ab I reckon, we got to stump you today.
We have to. I can't have you marauding in here
like you have been here.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Who is means, but sure.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Spokemon had a black and white hat for a while. Abe,
who is the Dalai Lama?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I know who he is.
Speaker 13 (27:11):
He is.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
In the religious space.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
On specific if you had to, if you had to
drill him down in a discipline or a country. You
can keep it broad if you want to, but not
too broad so that you're stereotyping. So there's you know,
there's kind of a fine line there when you're on
the air.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Dalai Lama has I'm pretty sure inspirational quotes very
much so that people often reference from.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I don't know where he's from, though, give me appearance,
like what does he look? What does what does he
look like? He wears?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
He wasn't he read like jacket like shoal kind of
type thing with orange showal.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Trim, orange orange trim on the shoal. Yeah, on the shore,
I think shoal.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't know what he does though, I don't know
what he does.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
What do you know about him? Inspirational quote?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, just like, give me a religion, have a stab,
come on Hinduism?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hmm, maybe he's not. Is he not in that space?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I'm going to get you out of here because it
has been so good to watch you squirm.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I feel like Analys is kind of getting on top there.
Do you feel that?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Definitely? But I don't want.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
To do work.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
What do you mean the only way, the only way
to get better at this is probably the download TikTok
and sift it.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, but I feel like she got a couple that
I thought were out of her. Are you doing research
for Battle of the Gems?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Be honest, smart, smart person.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
We were about to say I'm just a dog.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That No, No, you deserve that quote though, because you
did your pants just to dog.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, you knew more about POSTMMP pad than me.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Yeah, well you thought it was posting pattern. Yeah, lots
of other things, but not that.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Get better.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
It's fair enough, it's fair enough, it's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I'm not doing work for that second.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, we don't have to do work for that segment.
I just think that I'm impressed by where she's at.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I think we have to know when.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
We're beaten, and we're not beaten, we'll bounce back. We'll
bounce back. Speaking of bouncing back, no, I can't seguey.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I've tried, I've tried. I normally can. I normally can,
but I.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
You just say a word and then you go, I'll
be able to link that random word.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's amazing. I didn't realize that's the way your brain
did it.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't think about what words I'm
going to say beforehand. I just have to read and
if the word arrives.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
It's there.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Actually, by the way, if you're interested in that, I
was listening to Jared Waitely, my favorite sports call, to
talk about that recently on a podcast. Very interesting because
he's a wordsmith. He was getting asked how do you
find the right words, and he said, I don't. I
just read and I hope my brain retains and then
at the moment, I just get what I get given.
Everyone works like that, right when you go and talk
(30:21):
improv I mean, I know you've often described it as
going to the as going to the well.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I got into a room for with monkeys and going like, guys,
what word have you got for me?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
And sometimes they don't give you.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I picture a barrel of water in my head and
all these monkeys are diving in exactly grabbing, And there
are some days where they've lost their goggles and they're
just hurling bricks.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, and that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 15 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, but it's not sure Jared by reading, Yes, the
words are there.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
If you're reading, the words are there. At the end
of the day, I am reading, Hey, we had a
brand new I mean, I hope this has got legs
for a segment.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I really do. Basically, it's all grounded in.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I saw a clip on Reddit recently, which is a
trend whereby there were women who were finding out the
really really nerdy language that their partner was using in
their I'm going to call it their obsessions. So whether
they're obsessed with cars or motorbikes or gaming, whatever it is,
they would find out the lingo for that world and
(31:28):
then use it on their partner and just watch them
melt because it was so inconceivable to them that they
would give enough fucks about this thing to talk to
them about it. Yes, So the example I found was
a woman talking to her partner about elden ring.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Ye, put those foolish ambitions to rest.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (31:50):
How do you know.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That that's market? You've never fought margit. How do you
know that who's market? The boss who says that, do
you even play the game.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
That's my favorite when when the guy actually gets angry,
like he's so I understand how they know about his obsession.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
It's so inconceivable that they're angry.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
So we basically tried this idea on air, and we
found this week a woman whose partner was into Marvel.
Obviously the new Deadpool is coming out this weekend, or
if it's just out and a few weeks ago, and
they if it depends when you listening to this really
could have been a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
It's an old movie.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
It's in the weekly section of Blockbuster now, it's been
out for so long.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You can get five to ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
But we found out that her partner was massive on
Marvel movies, and I am a bit of an X
Men nerd, so I fed her a bunch.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Of X Men really nerdy lingo to surprise her partner
with cease eureti goo? I'm ready all right forget him?
Speaker 10 (32:56):
Are same?
Speaker 14 (32:57):
I love?
Speaker 10 (32:58):
How are you? Beautiful day?
Speaker 9 (33:01):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Just checking? Are we still having snifl s Forginner tonight?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yip?
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Sounds good to me? Yeah, I'll grab him on way home. Oh,
I've gotta I've got to stop past and grab some
band aids as well. I think, just in case to
cut myself. I wish, you know, I wish I wish
I had regendave powers like you know, Wolverine a Deadpool.
I think that would be actually really cool, you know. Yes, say,
(33:28):
when we were watching Deadpool yesterday, I was really thinking
about it, right bline, because Wolverine, I thought he died
at the end of Logan, So I don't understand how
they're bringing him back, Like is there going to be
this whole like time travel trope with that whole thing,
Like it feels like it's the only way that they
(33:49):
can keep bringing characters back and making money. And if
you think about it, at the end of the at
the end of the day with Endgame and Day of
the Future pass, even the last dead like the Deadpool
that we watched today, the second one where it's Cable
coming back. Josh Roland, do you think times I was
going to be like a big factor?
Speaker 14 (34:09):
Who are you?
Speaker 10 (34:12):
What do you mean you've clearly been replaced? I like it, Okay,
I don't understand that. Also another thing too, what level
mutant do you think Deadpool is? Because like Professor X
is a four, and Magneto is like also the four,
(34:33):
and obviously Jane being Phoenix is a five. Surely Deadpool
would be like a three point five? But do they
even do like three point five? Thanks?
Speaker 14 (34:49):
How do you know these things?
Speaker 10 (34:51):
What's happening in like the last eight hours? It's nothing happened,
Like I'm just thinking a question from watching school. You
know what I mean? You want to go see the
new dad Pool movering this weekend?
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Hello, a hello.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Hey you're on Will and Woody.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Mate, I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
You were sounding very excited.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
What can I say?
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Oh my god, I'm an easy man to please.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
I think the exact line was who has replaced my girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
And I like it?
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Upgrades are upgrades?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
That was so good?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Say you were amazing? Well told.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
I just knew about the time travel trope because like
I just got replaced by that.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Yeah, more and more for.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Before we finish, I promise you will hear a story
from a woman who shat on a shirt. But before
we get there, woulds I know a lot of you
guys would have seen this on our socials, and if not,
it is that the story is really worth trying to
retell for you guys. We've been arming and yrying about
how we're going to get it in the podcast because
there's been so much of this content that has gone
on in the last couple of weeks. And that is
the fact that we wanted to get a tattoo of
(36:26):
someone celebrating their gold medal win before they started competing
in Paris.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
So the first step was asking Australia who we should
get tattooed on our bodies celebrating gold of before they'd competed,
and the people said this, Lisa, who should we get
a tattoo of?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Shane Rose?
Speaker 13 (36:42):
He's an Austrian inventor.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
I feel like he's your type of guy.
Speaker 13 (36:45):
He recently competed in the.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Man Key I saw this.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, he got on my probation for a little bit,
which almost he did his campaign to Paris.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
To the great Mankini scandal, Shane Rose has been cleared
of wrongdoing for wearing an orange inge man.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
I don't know why we said orange.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's an orange man Kenni during a fancy dress jumping event.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Wow, oh, now you want us also to get a
Shane Rose tattoo?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Absolutely, I mean's the oldest person in the tream fifty
one years young. When he wins, get him to sign
your foot right.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So this Rosie, the Shane Rose, as you just heard,
oldest Olympian the man Kenny Thing nearly died four months
before he started competing.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
He was the perfect person. So we both agreed that
he was.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Right woods and we needed the language to be explicit
as well. I mean a lot of other calls we
took were suggestions around what sort of stuff the tattoo
could involve. Now, as you heard at the start of
the podcast, huge licensing reasons. Yes that we couldn't say
what we wanted to say, involving the O word, probably
involving the rings, probably involving Paris in the current year.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yes, we couldn't do any of that, so that made
it interesting.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
But we still wanted this tattoo to be an archetypal
early crow tattoo, which is name on the tin Shane
Rose is going to win a gold in the Games
this year, So we ended up saying Shane Rose Paris
twenty three plus one.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
We agreed on that brilliant loop pole, But then the
next question was where on our bodies are we putting
these tattoos, and in true commercial radio show fashion, we
brought a wheel in here with different body parts and
we spun it.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Torso, leg and bum.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Obviously bum come on bumboa.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
As well.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I wanted it, and of course you get bum.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
So you want foot I would love. You don't want arm,
you don't want torso, that's for sure. Here we go. No,
I've got leg.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I'm a big shorts guy.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Recently waxed your legs.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
That will help the tattoo out of stack shows. I'm
not happy about. Why you get bum, you lose.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I win would no doubt tattoo goes on the commercial
radio graveyard of tattoos that I have on my right
butt cheek involving a meer cat and half a shem
mood logo.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
You don't know if a world of stripping is beyond
you and it's over now, why.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Because your ass is covered in tattoos.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I'm sorry if I'm if I'm stripping for money at
some stage in the future, tat's on my ass is
my last problem.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
I am. I am so far past.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
That I'm keeping that in my back pocket just so.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
So yeah, look I got one on my ask on
my ass you got one on your ankle, saying shame
Rose gold Parish twenty three plus one again if you
haven't seen them, it's on the socials him Woody. But
we stayed away from it for the whole weekend. So
the question, we chose the worst event possible, by the way,
so it goes the question and you compete inner team
over the course of three days.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
There's no running tally.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's run on penalty points and you only find out
who wins on Monday. So I still don't know how
he chose the worst. We also, like neither of us
have a passion for a question. So while whilst Rosie
appeared to be, you know, like an amazing dude and
I'm really glad we chose him, we had afi what
was actually happening, So we relied on yes, I just
(40:04):
said nfi. We relied on a correspondent from Paris to
come on the show and tell us what actually happened
to him. Brook Bonie's over there Channel nine. She came
on the show and she gave us the news as
to whether or not our tattoos were amazing or truly pathetic.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Brooke Bony currently in Paris. Is he still a chance?
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Oh boys, I'm show sorry, he is nowhere near.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Right now, this tattoo is redundant. We need to do
something to it. Get the tattoo out us back.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
No sensitivity there from Brook, not surprising, she's a friend.
She there was so much joy in her voice when
she revealed that our tattoos were redundant.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Loves it, she loved it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
And also she just like her level of respect for
this show is you know, if any other show she
would have been.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Like, oh, guys, of course, you know Shane.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Amazing She was like, guys, he came twenty third. I
mean like one time we've interbuted on the show and she.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Ordered fried chicken. While she was doing the interview.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
We heard the door go off and then we heard
the like that's right, because we were like, okay, canive
your chicken down when you clearly hear the bag rustling,
you're reading KFC anyway, So, yes, our tattoos were redundant.
But amazingly, again Shane Rose, who again we fell in
love with through this whole thing, he actually came on
the show.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Now this this was a.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Little bit awkward, terribly terribly because we paid him the
full audio package, didn't.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
We where there are a few moments where, you know,
we were a little bit, well, you in particular, a
little bit critical of the fact that he didn't come
home with the goal, You in particular, but amazingly Shane
was still a great fellow about it.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Hello, Shaney, you're there.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, I am here, Fellows, Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Jesus, good to have you on, Shane. Okay, Shane, We've
got so much we want to talk to you about.
We've got so much, we want to tell you, so
much we want to show you. But to do that, did.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
You know that two idiotic radio hosts back in Australia
got a tattos celebrating your goal before you even started competing.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah, I sort of might have got a bit of
a hit that was happening.
Speaker 14 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, there was. Somebody sent me a bit of
a social media thing and see your beautiful tattoos.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Right to hear.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I wear your name with absolute pride on my ask Shane.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
You should know that it's.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's a little scary, but.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Legend, legend, such a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I actually you know, of all the people I was
going to have on my ass, I'm glad it's.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Him, and you still do have Shane Rose on your ass.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I do me.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
On the other hand, I'm impulsive, so I know there's
only what a week and a half left of the Games?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yep, So I decided to return to the tattoo.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Parlah and replace Shane's name with another Australian athlete who
hasn't yet competed.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Great idea, woulds I like, you know, I can't fault
your enthusiasm, you know, so often in life I don't
think anyone can in fault you can fault you're enthusiasm.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I guess I.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Feel like it's coming silly if you think that's the
end of it. No, but it's often. It's often.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I mean, this is why your enthusiasm is so good.
I mean, your greatest strength is your greatest weakness. Your
enthusiasm is blind. I don't like to wait, You don't
like to wait to think things through. And you walked
into a random tattoo parlor and got tattooed by a
guy who doesn't speak English.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Italian man, Italian man. We were talking through Google translated
the entire journey. He couldn't understand what and why I
was doing this.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
What did you say? Like, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I was just giving direction. I said, I want to
put a line through Shane Rose, and then I want
to put this new athlete, Jasmine Jazz.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yes's at going to see what it says Jemimah.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
Yeah, so it's first thing. He was like, you can't
put a line through through a tattooth you only got
last week? Is like, that's damage skin. And I was like, listen, Italy,
let's just do this thing. I'm a PAINK customer.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
By the way, we.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
Actually haven't paid for that tattoo. Someone has to sort
that out. I thought it didn't have cash. You know,
I never have cash. They only take cash.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Italians anyway, so we walks in cash.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Still confuses me, but anyway, Yes, so so I that
was the communication between the two of us.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
It was very quick. I had to get to the
radio show.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
And then when you guys looked at a little bit closer, yeah,
we realized I've.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Made everything came undone. What have you got written on
your leg? Spell it for me?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
J a M I am a montag No No guy,
are you guys?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
No? No?
Speaker 6 (44:49):
No, oh my god, it's that's your fault.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Because I was in a rush. I was in a
rush because we got it done in the afternoon. That's
that's that's that I'm blaming that on. kV. Was rushing.
That's your fault, kV. I feel like I was being rushed.
That's fine, though, you can.
Speaker 12 (45:07):
When I saw it, I thought you don't spelled Jemima
j a m I am Jam.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
I think there are jam Imers out there. That's the guy.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Guy didn't speak English. He didn't speak a word of English.
It was really quite hard to translate. Anyway, that's fine.
No one will notice that. You guys didn't notice it.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
I didn't seen it. I didn't see it close. Old
Joe's the first person that saw it. I'm close. Well,
you've spelt it like Jemima puddle duck.
Speaker 11 (45:34):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
No one will notice that. And that's that's easy figs.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Anyway, you've spelt it Jam, i'mer like strawberry jam Imer.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
It's fine, oh Man minded to cross.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Out the A and put a little above it.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
If she wins idiot Jemima.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Now it looks stupid. Now I'm looking at it now,
and jam Jemimer does look dumb.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
It sounds like jam. I'ma like I like.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I'm a jam But that's how you say Jemima.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Yeah, man, but when I say jam Imer, you say
jam i'mer, you say jam Ima.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
But that's just that's just English, isn't it. Like there's
some that's just the way it's pronounced. Hey, man, you
want to come over for a jam memer.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I was swear I looked at it just before and
it was jam Imer.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I have some crumpets with Jammer.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I hate to say, but that's on Antonio.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Well it's not. It's on you. Actually, he's on you,
my friend.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
He's not got nothing to do with that. That's really dumb.
Just when they couldn't get any worse. This is what
happens when you run off and do things without me.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
That still counts. I'm talking about her, that still counts,
That still can't.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
That is awesome. That is really awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
This is like the Blake Lovely moment. I swear I've
seen it as jam Imer.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Okay, so that's the current situation.
Speaker 12 (47:01):
Wood.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He has jam i'mer montag tattooed on his leg. Yes, now, guys,
this is this, this is where we're up to. This
is this is hand on Hartware up to because we're
recording this on Friday. Yes, she competed last night Woods
in the twenty k walk, and.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
I watched the first twelve kilometers at the airport last night.
He did on a phone up until Captain Poopant's ripped
the phone out of my hands and was like, you're
ruining it. We need to find out on the radio show. Yeah,
So at this point in time, I still have no idea,
but which at twelve kilometers she was coming second and
looking very very good. So I have this rich optimism
(47:38):
within me that this a couple of hours, I'm going
to be classified as a legend who has predicted a
gold medal.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
So next podcast, I suppose tune in and you'll find
out whether or not Woody's tattoo is actually valid, whether
Jemima Montag did win gold in Paris twenty three plus.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
One yes, or.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I imagine, well, yeah, you can google it and then you
can get I mean, we are trying to tease something
that you can just look up.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Very good point, Tom, thank you. No, that's that's totally
undone my bit.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Look, if you're listen to this, you're probably gonna turn
in next next week anyway.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
So fuck you going to be here next week away.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
From the news, but a sport with it because next
part we're going to have champagne showers and no doubt
Jemima's going to join us on the show and we're
all going to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
If not, I mean, tune in next week because I'm sure,
I mean the thing is for you, mate.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
If Jemima is not winning gold.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
I haven't thought about it. I think about it all.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Know which way this goes. I will probably triple down.
I think we need to head back to our man.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I'm not doing this to Rid again.
Speaker 15 (48:43):
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (48:47):
Think.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Well, we owe him some money, so it sounds that
we need to go down there and pay him.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
That's the reason to avoid him.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Mate. All right, guys, so we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
But as promised, I remember shows every week just to
so I read hot call at the end of the
podcast for you guys to enjoy.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
Here's a woman who shot on a shirt.
Speaker 11 (49:05):
So my embarrassing food story is. I was lined up
to go through the car was cars in front of me, behind.
Speaker 10 (49:10):
Me, and I'm like, oh, I think I might need.
Speaker 11 (49:12):
To do a poo And then I was like, nah,
it'll be fine.
Speaker 10 (49:15):
It'll be fine.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
And by that time, there was too many cars behind me.
I was lined up in front. I got there, I
was the next car going through, and I'm like, oh
my god, I've really got a poo. So I'm looking
around the car looking for something to poo in. All
I had was my son's shirt. So I pulled out
my exercise tight I put my son's shirt underneath. My
partner had to poo in his shirt, and then I
(49:39):
and then I just drove all the way home, and
then I obviously, once I got home, I had a
shower because I was like covered in poo.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
What happened to the shirt, Well, I decided not to
rinse it out.
Speaker 11 (49:51):
I decided just to throw it in the bin.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
The girl.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
As another question.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
We won't know
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