April 3, 2025 • 31 mins
- Bruce Willis had one terrible job before he became famous!
- Inflation is through the roof, can Will guess the price of average grocery items?
- Chappell Roan says people that have kids are in hell, do Will & Woody agree?
- Dave Hughes is going to an A-List celebrity wedding!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast. Bruce Willis, Do I need
to give context as to who Bruce Willis is?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't think so, I'll check with Analyse and oh
she's not here Runnings Left. Actually, do you know who
Bruce Willis is? Demi Moore's ex husband.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's not how he's famous, though, But do you know
I name a movie name of Bruce Willis movie Analyse,
here you go, Georgia.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Aren't you shot that cheating? Cheating there together?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But anyway, yes, die Hard. So he's like an A
grade action movie star.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Bruce Well, he was very sick right now?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think yes, No, I think he is very very
sick right now. But it's been revealed by Bill Murray,
who for some I don't know why Bill Murray is
doing the rounds uch of the moment he's doing podcasts
that he's in must be the case. Anyway, he was
on Andy Cohen and he revealed what what Bruce Willis's
(01:13):
first job was, and this really tickled me.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Bruce Willis was a page at NBC WOW when I
was on Saturday Night Live. This job was to come
and go to the dressing rooms and refill the eminem's
and pretzels kind of thing in the actors rooms.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Wow, can you I mention Bruce Willis would walk into trailers,
would walk into rooms and just fill up their pretzels.
Pretzel It's just such a good image for mine that
this action superstar is in there filling up the eminems
and the pretzels. Got to be one of the worst
jobs ever. I would say, like, if if that is
(01:52):
your only job, you just I assume you're standing in
some sort of waiting area with a massive bag of eminem.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
That's bad job.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm sorry, that's bad after a day of filling up
bowls of eminems and pretzels.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, quit m and ms and pretzels. Let's start there.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, but maybe he'd get he'd get policed on how
many eminem I think at the end of the day,
get in here, Willis, you haven't been having some of
the eminems and pretzels, have you?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I just don't think that's for some of the gigs
that people can have at the bottom end, filling up,
filling up eminems and pretzels.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's got to be up. There was a good one,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Why don't we find out how low it gets thirteen.
One oh six five is the number. Yeah, what's the
worst job you've ever had? And is it worse than
filling up bowls of Eminems and pretzels? A few from
me to throw into the ring here. Yeah, this is
worse than filling up bowls of Eminem's and pretzels. Once,
(02:54):
I just had to dig holes on a construction site.
It was my one job. I don't think I was
trusted with any of the actual construction that went on on,
so my my job was digging.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The holes weren't even used as well. You were just
you were just you were just it was you. It
was your girlfriend's dad around the building company. So yeah, yeah,
just keep this busy for half an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Just get him out of I dug holes for two
weeks straight, and then the owner came to the house
because there were holes for trees. And then the owner
came after two weeks and said, can you move those
holes two centimeters to the right. Oh wow, I just okay,
So I had to start again. We moved, so I
(03:36):
had to fill in holes, then move every whole two
centimeters and then the trees were touching and she goes,
do you know what the first position was no. Really, yeah, yeah,
that was a job of mine. Wow, I also counted
votes at the election.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh well, I think see this is I don't think
you should admit this because there's a federal election coming out.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You think I'm back, Bring me back. This is one
of the great redemption story because I was, I was
sent home.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't think you're back. Don't You're bringing the AEC
into disrepute. The fact that you actually got a job
with them is discussed. I think you threw the I
think that you're the reason that what was it that
year Tony Abbott got int I mean Abbot? Yeah, but
the other reason that Abbot got in there, I had.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
A couple of I was forgetting to mark people off
the roll. A lot of people would have got fines.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
But that was your one job.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, and then at the end I had to count.
But then when we kept getting the count wrong, the
room figured out that I was the loose link. So
then I was sent home early. So look, I've had
some shockers. Thirteen one oh sixty five people.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Got fined for not voting.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because of me. I didn't mark them off the roll.
I thought I had to find them on the roll.
I was like, yeah, there's your name, get in there.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
D's job with the worst job she's ever had?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
D d A you going yeah, good D. Did you
say your name before you spoke?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
That was cute.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I did.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Actually, what's the worst job you've ever had?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
My worst job was my first job. I was fourteen
and nine months at a hairdressing Salem and I used
to have to My old boss used to smoke at
the time, so back then smoking was allowed inside, So
the ashtray in the back room, I'd have to get
cotton wool and go at the back when she'd dye
people's hair, that's how they actually got the color off
the forehead. So I was the person to go and
dip the cotton wool in the ash and take it
(05:12):
out to her hang.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
On, and then she would use that cotton.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
To take or die. Yep, if you're a hairdresser from
the eighties nineties, that's what they used to do.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's disgusting. So sick people said that he's totally good
on your day days, good on your job. Everyone can
use their name before they come on the show.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And sorry, just to update you will Bruce Willis's next
movie after eminem and Pretzel Feeling was first Deadly Sin.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, but when there's got to be a gap between
the pretzel filling and the Eminem's.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That someone the director walked into the thing and just goes,
who is the guy who's the eminems and pretzels? Because
he's good?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I am saying it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I am reading here that Apparently he did a lot
of waiting and bartending. He was in the hospital industry
for a very long time and consequently is apparently listed
frequently by people in hospital as the best, if not
one of the best tippers ever because because if service
industry and amazing tips apparently quite a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Apparently his first role he played a man entering a diner,
So again he obviously came, I've seen you walking and
feeling walk like you willis.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Maddie's called Maddie.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What was your job, Maddie? Was the shocking job you had?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, it wasn't actually even a job.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
It was work experienced years ago.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I went to Channel nine to do make up and
I ended up just taking care of Sonya Kruger's dog
the whole time on set.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
We're to get Kruger on We're gonna have to get
Kruger on. So go back to Maddie. Go back to Maddie. So,
did were any any involvement with Krueger or you would
just handed the dogs?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Don't know? I was just simply a dog. Mind.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You didn't put it. You didn't put a lick of
musca on.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
The whole day, not a touch of mascara, not even
a liplass.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Maybe just to just to practice your I could have. Actually, thanks,
that's good question.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're going to have to get Kruger.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Very silly question.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
We do not test makeup on dogs.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Oh, just a dumb question. Edward's called it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Would be so hard on yourself. Man, questions are hard.
Sometimes you need to say what's in your head. It's tough.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm giving you.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm not giving you on the follow ups, mate, Edwards.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yes, boys, I went on.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
A much higher voice than I thought you'd have.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh thanks, guys, I've got a high voice. Yeah. No,
it's definitely a cop.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Just seems like you're genuinely chuffed with your life.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I just clocked off work mates. I'm just in a
good mood.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I feel we've still got an hour and a half
ago West slaving away. But mate, what's the worst job
you've ever had, Edward.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Mate, worst shop I've ever had was in hospitality. A
couple of years ago, actually ten years ago, I was
working at a chicken shop that was absolutely disaster. I
was sticking my arm or five hands worth deep into
a bum's chickens bomb stuff the chicken, shoving it on
a metal rod on a spit. That was probably the
absolute worst drop up that I had to have raw
(08:11):
chickens all around me.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
So all day you are just you're just in with
a glove in a chicken with a glove, Edwards.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, so look it was it was like a Muma
pop shop. So you know, how can I say? Health
and safety was not their so gloves weren't really lofted around,
but yeah, yeah, So they made a little stuffing mix
in the sink and they'd have all these boxes of
chickens all around me, and then I'd have to grab
the individual chickens raw chickens stuff on my hand, So
(08:41):
my hand was in a chickens bum all day, six
hour day.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Edward, are you spending more time in a chicken or
out of a chicken?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh that's a good question, Hey, thank you. I'd probably
be spending about four hours with my hand in the
chickens bum.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
And talking about tariffs. I mean, that's that's where you
know you're partying when you're bringing up the tariffs. So
Trump's just slapping tariffs on everyone up in here. Australia
is coppying the tariffs. Interesting side effects though, of these
tariffs that are on Australia. So so apparently we're a
(09:21):
massive exporter of beef to the US, and by Trump
he putting a tariff on the beef that we're sending
the US. It actually means the McDonald's cheeseburger.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yes, I saw this.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Price is going to go through the roof. And he
would love a cheeseburger.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
He loves a cheeseburger, he does.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You know he's punching multiple cheeses. I would say that
one stereotyping.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I've seen him on Air Force one punching like big
platters of cheese cheeseburger.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So much so he started to become the color of
the cheese. And that's what happens. That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So he's punishing himself there. Really, But here's the thing.
The the only person this doesn't effect is you will
because you are so unaware of the price.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I don't think I've ever met someone before. I know
that's not fair. I'm not like Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You are becoming, you are your band in your household
from going to the grocery.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
And that's the issue. I haven't got a price point.
I haven't got it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't have a point where I actually come into
contact with daily prices. It gains I take my lunch
into work. I'm not allowed to go to the supermarket.
I drink during the week. I mean, I just don't.
It's just not at the teller. I'm not at the cashier.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That's it. You're above it. So we're playing on Well's
price is right? This is a I'm gonna be This
is a direct rip of what I think Ellen Degenerous
did with Bill Gates, where they effectively just asked him
what grocery items cost, and we just see.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I mean, I'm happy, I'm happy doing people's gear, But
there's nothing worse than getting Ellen sloppy seconds?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, they wouldn't would have been. She would have had
good riders that would have come up.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
With riders, and she would have under paid them and
then thrown them into the trash afterwards.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, not asked, though, I came up with this taking
them after copying it from Ellen. Anyway, Okay, here we go,
So let's see how close you get here?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Will ye?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Paul's physical high calcium, no fat milk.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Two leaders? Yep? Do I just guess?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Do I get the price is right?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Do I get a multiple choice here?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
How much?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
How much milk coasture?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How much does milk costure? Oh? Man? Come two letters
of milk physical high colcium, no fat milk just cows me?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Four dollars fifty not bad? Actually, five dollars eighty bang,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know what I'll give you that.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'll give you that. Thanks, well done. In DOMI fried
used to be two dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Don't you sound old? Don't do that. Don't indo me
Fried me goring instant noodles five packs eighty five grams?
How much you how much you get?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
What is in me?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's the brand? Okay, the brands called into me. That
an instant you it's a yeah, it's an.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Instant noodle, mate, So it's it's a five pack five pack,
eighty five games at one serf per pack.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yep, well some people do the double. I did the double.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Holy give it to.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
On. This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
This is unbeloved coming mate. I told you I'm still coming.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm still coming. Warned you're still coming. All right, you started, Well,
I'm all right. Surely we're going to fall flipping on.
Don't do this, okay. Coca Cola zero sugar to fifty
fifty fifteen pack?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
How much, oh cola?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
How much Coca Cola zero sugar two fifty mils. So
it's the little cans, little thinnies, fifteen pack? How much
is that worth?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Man?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
It's unfair. I don't buy soft drink.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And unless it's got a little board out there saying
how many days she's gone without coke? Three days since
coke rode? A b huge for you today?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
How much?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
How much? How many cans?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Fifteen pack?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Ten dollars, Yes, finally we're here.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Twenty five dollars, Well, twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Okay, it was expensive for a carga.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Now this is two to.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Fifty mill as well. It's not even three seventy five can.
That's a coffee.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Lives twenty five, for twenty five dollars for ten, for
ten cans.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Fifteen, fifteen cans, fifteen can All right, here we go.
You'll be shocking at this nest cafe. Blend forty three.
We know Blend forty three is the best instant coffee.
Five hundred grams.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
They're bought instant coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The tin of instant coffee is the big tin. It's
five hundred grams. That's pretty big tin. Yeah, you can
get bigger, but five hundred grams is pretty big. Blend
forty three, how much.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Shit?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I have no idea. You'll have no idea.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
You want to know that I'm currently currently in my head,
I'm ranging between seven dollars and forty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's kind a big range. It's a big run.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
They're not going to allow it.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
That's where that's where I'm at. You're going to have
to hit one teen dollars.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Damn yes, yes, yes, thirty bucks made. It's thirty bugs.
It's five hundred grams of instant coffee. Well, you're not
paying shit coffee. Oh hell, it's all I'm talking. Blend
forty three. It's all I'm talking. Blen could be talking
Blen forty six.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I just go o, yeah, we know Blen forty six
is no good, but forty three they nailed it. Thirty
dollars thirty bucks mate, and that's that's good price, mate.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Chapel Ryan, what are your fae?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Chappy love, Chappy Love Chappy Joe Belle, she.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Sat down and done this very naughty podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't think go daddy is that naughty?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
And not go daddy?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's it? Sorry, that's a URL, that's a RL reserve
for me, daddy.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Call her daddy, website database, Go daddy, Go daddy dot.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Com, call me daddy.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, she was uncalled I'm your daddy or Who's your
daddy or something like that. I think it is naughty.
I think it's originally a naughty podcast when they go
on there and they talk about, you.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Know, things that they wouldn't normally talk about.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But loves it, listens to it all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Call her daddy.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But so I think it used to be very naughty.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Daddy, I'm your daddy. Anyway, it's called her daddy.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Mim loves it. But you think it started off called daddy.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
By the way, has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I didn't like it anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I know what happened to you, so it used to
be naughty. I think I still told to move on.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, we don't want to go there.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
No, I didn't want to go there. You ask me
the question. I just ask question. She gave me the answer.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, okay, wild what did Chappy say on call her daddy?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Call me daddy? Extrawdinary? Have you ever?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I didn't say. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I didn't daddy. That's what the podcast called. Yeah, I'll
call her daddy. She's very confusing anyway, that's what the
podcast got. She's gone on the podcast. I don't follow
the podcast, but I am on. I'm adious editor, as
you know, and she's popping up everywhere because she kind
of she's a codebreaker chapel right, and she's she's a
bit of a she's a rogue.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
She's a maverick. You know.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
She likes to zig while the others zag would. She
puts things out there, she confronts things open.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
She's very honest.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
She had some pretty wild stuff which I definitely can't
repeat on this show. I might save it until we've
got some another another gay woman on the show to
ask about because there is some pretty wild stuff in
that conversation, because I didn't realize that she she became
gay much later in her life. There's a lot of
realizations from her around and that's what that song, good Night,
(16:36):
good Luck Baby is.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
It is all of ours.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
She was discussed before she falls in love with a woman.
The woman basically says, I'm heteronormative. Even if I am
in love with you, I can't do this. Yeah, and
the song's about you know, you'll need to stop the world,
to stop the feeling like you're still someone loves me.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You can't deny it. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
It's a banger right how she wrote it in a
day or actually a couple of hours.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
She was like, I got so much emotion here, I
need to put it down. Puts it down. It's a
great song. It's one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think it won the Hottest one hundred on an anonymous,
publicly funded radio station last year.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I had it when talented people let us know how
little time they spend writing a song. Yeah, I love it,
I love it.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I love hearing that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Gaga was like, oh, I wrote like an album in
ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Took Leonard Cohen seven years to write Hallelujah. I prefer
that I forgot that.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was like, it's a slave way for seven years,
Like I would actually rather not do that. But when
they go like I can't with a banger in ten minutes,
I was on a flood and I came out with yes.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Look, I would love to talk more about Chappie and
calling you daddy and how long she writes songs for.
But she also says something which I would like to
talk about with you now. And Captain Bookban's is seriously
hurrying me up, is it?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
You're at three minutes and you're talking about Leonard Cohen. Anyway,
This is Chaffel Ryan talking about parents.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
All of my friends who have kids are in hell.
I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has
children at this age. I literally have not met anyone
who's happy, anyone who has like late in their eyes,
anyone who has who was slapped.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Couple of couple of happy dads in here, Oh, couldn't
be happier, call me daddy.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
We're talking about bright eyed and pushy tail.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It is a very very interesting paradox that she stumbles on,
and maybe we haven't got time for it now, but
definitely not.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Oh God, Lenard, we did let it go in a
couple of minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh so good.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Seven years on Halleluiah.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What did you four minutes to get the name of
the podcast?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
What I do find really interesting about this, and I'm
going to talk from this. I'm going to talk about
this from a very haughty, towty high horse parental place,
which is really going to fill everyone with a lot
of love and joy.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I can hear the poet finger.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
What what I'll do is I read this once because
I do find it very interesting because when you're not
a parent, I reckon one hundred percent, you look at
it and you go nap. And on paper, even if
you are a parent, you look at it and you
go nap because number of good times versus number of
bad times equals I'm not a very happy person, particularly
if they're under the age of two. That's just the
way it is. It just doesn't look good at all.
(19:06):
It's a very interesting study that was done by one
of my favorite authors. You've all know Harari in his
book Sapiens. He does this study on new mums in Mexico.
It's quite amazing. He does literally that they go, how
many good times you had with the kid? These are
kids under one, so how many bad times have you
had with the kid? And they're literally, there'll be one
good time maybe where they're not sleeping, et cetera. It's like,
if you're talking about a good time, maybe they smiled
(19:27):
at me for two seconds, if a talking zero to one, right,
if you get the small little yes, yes, but the
great paradox is and this is unlike any other thing
in the whole world. And I still find it incredibly strange.
Is that the third question that he asked all those
mums are are you glad that you became a mum?
And they say yes, of course, it doesn't make sense.
It's very interesting. I find that fascinating.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So what's your answer to that question?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Though?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Don't do a joke worth it? You love it?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You love it?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm going to say, no, it, I do love it.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I just I just find it fascinating that from the outside,
and even me, before I was a parent, I was
looking at parents going like that sucks.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
That.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Don't tell me that's good. Don't try and tell me
that's good. That looks like the worst thing in the world.
You're not sleeping, you don't get to come to the
football anymore, you don't get to stay up like you're
barely drinking. You loved all those things and they're gone.
And if that person tried to tell me no, it's
actually all good, I would be like, I just don't
believe you. But you, yeah, I mean you got to
suck it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
And see, don't you.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You get home tonight and never drawn a picture for you,
And I know no one thinks that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
All of a sudden, all that is the absolute how
crap it is.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's wheeling.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm having a great drive home, absolute pleasure to say
that Dave Hughs is in the studio with us.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
So good to have you.
Speaker 9 (20:57):
It's so good, my spiritual home. You drive on this
station is the dream. Yeah. Yeah, And you guys took
that off me.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I was wondering how long it takes you to bring
that up. I was wondering.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
The room, the.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Studio looks familiar. I think I used to work here
in the room.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Guys, you're going to live in the present, you know,
guys have done a great job, and I been well done.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
To you both.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
But you're off the airwaves this year.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Yeah, I'd like to think I'm having a break, so
it might be a permanent break.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Are you're enjoying the time out?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Look, I'm not gonna lie. I am really really really
loving it. You know, you guys know what it's like.
It's the daily grind.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
What idiot do we have to promote today?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
And today?
Speaker 9 (21:48):
I am that idiot.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I saw in an interview actually with the newspaper, and
you were saying that you don't actually miss commercial radio
because a very specific reason.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
The songs.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Oh yeah, Look, we all and we all know that
every station has their you know, music theme of the
month or the year or the decade.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You don't even realize how when you're hearing the song.
So just to see how sensitive you are, I have
got a little little rap.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Here of all the ones that you would have heard.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Who is that?
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Are you asking?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
These are just all the songs that you've heard incessantly
over the last They're gone of them landed No.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Well, I like that one. That's eminem, isn't it. Yeah?
But guys, they're all the pace. I Look, I can.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Talk about what I want to talk about now, because
the station I was at most recently have just changed
their whole music approach and they're going about current music
because apparently current music is the way to go. But
when I was there, apparently Mariah Carey was the way
to go. And we used to have to listen to
Mariah Carey every third song.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
Four years and I would go, who is this appealing to?
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Because you're doing we know what we're doing, yeah, and
I don't think you do. So then I left the
station and all of a sudden, We're all, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, should we play them a bit of maroc.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
The emotions are born as the emotions.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
I'm fair.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You've got a part of your life which I think Wood,
you and I are very interesting because you've got three girls,
is that right?
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Twols and a boy, three girls in the house, My
wife and three girls.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
So Woods and I both got little girls and partners.
And one of the things that I saw you brought
me socials recently, it was the because I tap out
of this situation because I'm so bad at it. In fact,
I refuse to get good at it because I know
that it's going to be the beginning of the end
for me.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Is the hairtie situation.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Mate.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Hair ties. They're the bane of my existence.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
We've got a new puppy that vomited the other day
and guess what I vomited or she ginger vomited up
a sock which was weird, but also three hair ties.
The women in my life think that hair ties are
invisible and you can just throw them wherever you want
and they will just just no one will notice. I've
been picking up hair ties the last fourteen years. One
(24:39):
of my daughters and my wife will going, I can't
find a hair tie.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yeah, because they're.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All in the bin, because they were all on the ground.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
That's why you can't find one. Why do they have
to be on the ground.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They're always looking for them.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Because they don't look after them no matter what age
they are, whether he's twelve, thirteen or in their forties.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Apparently they don't have to put hair ties in drawer.
They can't leave on the glid.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
It is strange when because I more like every couple
of weeks is a fresh pack, whether it's a pack
for my daughter or a pack for my wife. I'm
always like, you're right, yep, where did the last one hundred?
Because that you buy them in packs of fifty and
it's doable.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I have a hair tie, same hairtie all year.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Oh, you have the same one.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So if I take it off, I put it on
my wrist. Yeah, And all of a sudden say to me,
can I borrow your hair tie?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Absolutely no, you can't because you will lose it, you know,
And I respect my hair ties because I'm a man.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
This next piece of audio gives me a lot of
pleasure to play for you because you got busted leaving
a footy game the other night.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
Yeah I did. Yeah, I was. You're gonna play some audio.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I've got it.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
It was sad, it was a sad day.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's video footage of you walking out the game. What's
what stage of the game was it?
Speaker 9 (26:11):
There was a minute to go. And this is an
AFL story.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
But if you don't know that my team were one
of the favorites to win the premiership in the first round,
we're playing a team that was favored to win the
Wooden Spoon and not win a game, right, And we
were forty two points up in the second quarter and
we lost that game. So and yeah, I left with
a minute to go because I was sad, and then
the newspaper had a headline Dave whose quits on his team?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Really, I left because I cared too much.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You know what, your high and your heart's bleeding, man,
and I did.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
I walked home that night, took me an hour to
get home in the dark, and I was hoping to
be stabbed on the walk to be I I didn't.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
I didn't want to be here anymore. So God, yeah,
it was a hard night.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Is that the worst time you've been recognized in public?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
During COVID? My management once rang meing.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
So the Daily Mail's got photos of you, and in
a compromising situation, I'm like, what's weird?
Speaker 9 (27:12):
What am I doing? They said, you're in a park?
I said, what are my pants down? What's happening? They said,
you're not wearing a mask.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
God, I'm going to park on my own without a
mask on endangering wombats.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
What am I doing? So I had to explain that.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
So yeah, I had to tell them I was jogging,
which is weird because I had jeans on. I'm struggling.
I'm emotionally struggling. I'm not going to lie. And I
actually put an Instagram post up today with me with
no shirt.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
On in a sawny yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
And what I said was, aren't people who you know
don't wear a shirt in their Instagram post, aren't they wankers?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
And I was one of those. Because I was in
the jungle.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's still in good shape.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
I decided to keep it.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
So when I went in there and took my shirt
off on the first day, I was next to Maddie
the Bachelor, just exceptionally and the camera just me and
him shirtless, and this camera is.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Right now faces.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
I don't like the comparison is It's like Sam Thide
in our old legend. When I took my shirt off,
he said, I look like a pregnant greyhound.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
So to your face, to your face, that's ample.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
So I don't even mean I'm trying to.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
I think you're skinny but fat.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's a pretty good.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
I've had my litter, so yeah, I lost. Now I'm planking.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
I'm planking planks two thousand trend.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
I'm into the.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Planking, but I do it without a shirt and I
look down and because I've got no like I've lost weight,
but must have got that skin. Yeah, my stomach looks
like a ball bag with no testicles in it. So
can I say that, I can say that you come on,
of course I can.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
You're also on task that tonight continues eight thirty Channel
ten ten players, How do you reckon you went?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Look?
Speaker 8 (29:04):
I know how I went, but I can't say it
because that's a spoiler. Now, because I've been working with
Tom Gleeson for quite a while, yeah yeah, yeah, anyone
can insult me and I'm immune to it.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
Because because he's He's given me all of them.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah yeah, the President Greyhound one that.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Didn't hold them punches when he came in here. Actually
we asked, actually, Tom, how you went on the show,
and he didn't care about spoilers either. Well surprised. I
thought there was going to be some confidence wrapping around
there in his head somewhere, but it remains undiscovered.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Really.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
That's that's I don't believe everything you hear on the radio. Now,
I've done better than that. Come on, Tom, where was
he saying that.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
He said you were? He said you were the worst
task Master player's ever.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Seen, ever seen.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
I dispute that, but you know what, when I get
doing the task over there in New Zealand, that's where
they filmed the task.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
At the end of my week.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
They said, you got these tasks completed quicker than anyone ever. Wow,
greyhound snappy, I got them completed the best.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
In and out. Who wants lunch. Let's get this done
that I'm gonna do.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Put it in the can, send it over to Australia
and let's just have some some crisps whatever we have.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
Crisps.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Rast to continue to later, Gentleen, go and see Hughesy
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to the great man on the stage and London and in.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Between I'm going to Melbury's wedding. That's an exclusive, bigtime hang.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
That was the facts. Wow, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Well you go straight up to Becks and have a
chat you.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
Well, an, how good s Tim Cahill.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
He's a good player and like there's an Aussie legend
and Becks.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Yeah, what's our secret? Becks? How are we both so hot?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Now?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
How old are you?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (31:06):
Reckon'd?
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
The vintage filing wood. Thanks Dave views kiss
The Will and Woody Podcast. Bruce Willis, Do I need
to give context as to who Bruce Willis is?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't think so, I'll check with Analyse and oh
she's not here Runnings Left. Actually, do you know who
Bruce Willis is? Demi Moore's ex husband.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's not how he's famous, though, But do you know
I name a movie name of Bruce Willis movie Analyse,
here you go, Georgia.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Aren't you shot that cheating? Cheating there together?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But anyway, yes, die Hard. So he's like an A
grade action movie star.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Bruce Well, he was very sick right now?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think yes, No, I think he is very very
sick right now. But it's been revealed by Bill Murray,
who for some I don't know why Bill Murray is
doing the rounds uch of the moment he's doing podcasts
that he's in must be the case. Anyway, he was
on Andy Cohen and he revealed what what Bruce Willis's
(01:13):
first job was, and this really tickled me.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Bruce Willis was a page at NBC WOW when I
was on Saturday Night Live. This job was to come
and go to the dressing rooms and refill the eminem's
and pretzels kind of thing in the actors rooms.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Wow, can you I mention Bruce Willis would walk into trailers,
would walk into rooms and just fill up their pretzels.
Pretzel It's just such a good image for mine that
this action superstar is in there filling up the eminems
and the pretzels. Got to be one of the worst
jobs ever. I would say, like, if if that is
(01:52):
your only job, you just I assume you're standing in
some sort of waiting area with a massive bag of eminem.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
That's bad job.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm sorry, that's bad after a day of filling up
bowls of eminems and pretzels.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, quit m and ms and pretzels. Let's start there.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, but maybe he'd get he'd get policed on how
many eminem I think at the end of the day,
get in here, Willis, you haven't been having some of
the eminems and pretzels, have you?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I just don't think that's for some of the gigs
that people can have at the bottom end, filling up,
filling up eminems and pretzels.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's got to be up. There was a good one,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Why don't we find out how low it gets thirteen.
One oh six five is the number. Yeah, what's the
worst job you've ever had? And is it worse than
filling up bowls of Eminems and pretzels? A few from
me to throw into the ring here. Yeah, this is
worse than filling up bowls of Eminem's and pretzels. Once,
(02:54):
I just had to dig holes on a construction site.
It was my one job. I don't think I was
trusted with any of the actual construction that went on on,
so my my job was digging.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The holes weren't even used as well. You were just
you were just you were just it was you. It
was your girlfriend's dad around the building company. So yeah, yeah,
just keep this busy for half an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Just get him out of I dug holes for two
weeks straight, and then the owner came to the house
because there were holes for trees. And then the owner
came after two weeks and said, can you move those
holes two centimeters to the right. Oh wow, I just okay,
So I had to start again. We moved, so I
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had to fill in holes, then move every whole two
centimeters and then the trees were touching and she goes,
do you know what the first position was no. Really, yeah, yeah,
that was a job of mine. Wow, I also counted
votes at the election.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh well, I think see this is I don't think
you should admit this because there's a federal election coming out.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You think I'm back, Bring me back. This is one
of the great redemption story because I was, I was
sent home.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't think you're back. Don't You're bringing the AEC
into disrepute. The fact that you actually got a job
with them is discussed. I think you threw the I
think that you're the reason that what was it that
year Tony Abbott got int I mean Abbot? Yeah, but
the other reason that Abbot got in there, I had.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
A couple of I was forgetting to mark people off
the roll. A lot of people would have got fines.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
But that was your one job.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, and then at the end I had to count.
But then when we kept getting the count wrong, the
room figured out that I was the loose link. So
then I was sent home early. So look, I've had
some shockers. Thirteen one oh sixty five people.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Got fined for not voting.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because of me. I didn't mark them off the roll.
I thought I had to find them on the roll.
I was like, yeah, there's your name, get in there.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
D's job with the worst job she's ever had?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
D d A you going yeah, good D. Did you
say your name before you spoke?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
That was cute.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I did.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Actually, what's the worst job you've ever had?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
My worst job was my first job. I was fourteen
and nine months at a hairdressing Salem and I used
to have to My old boss used to smoke at
the time, so back then smoking was allowed inside, So
the ashtray in the back room, I'd have to get
cotton wool and go at the back when she'd dye
people's hair, that's how they actually got the color off
the forehead. So I was the person to go and
dip the cotton wool in the ash and take it
(05:12):
out to her hang.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
On, and then she would use that cotton.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
To take or die. Yep, if you're a hairdresser from
the eighties nineties, that's what they used to do.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's disgusting. So sick people said that he's totally good
on your day days, good on your job. Everyone can
use their name before they come on the show.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And sorry, just to update you will Bruce Willis's next
movie after eminem and Pretzel Feeling was first Deadly Sin.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, but when there's got to be a gap between
the pretzel filling and the Eminem's.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That someone the director walked into the thing and just goes,
who is the guy who's the eminems and pretzels? Because
he's good?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I am saying it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I am reading here that Apparently he did a lot
of waiting and bartending. He was in the hospital industry
for a very long time and consequently is apparently listed
frequently by people in hospital as the best, if not
one of the best tippers ever because because if service
industry and amazing tips apparently quite a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Apparently his first role he played a man entering a diner,
So again he obviously came, I've seen you walking and
feeling walk like you willis.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Maddie's called Maddie.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What was your job, Maddie? Was the shocking job you had?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, it wasn't actually even a job.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
It was work experienced years ago.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I went to Channel nine to do make up and
I ended up just taking care of Sonya Kruger's dog
the whole time on set.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
We're to get Kruger on We're gonna have to get
Kruger on. So go back to Maddie. Go back to Maddie. So,
did were any any involvement with Krueger or you would
just handed the dogs?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Don't know? I was just simply a dog. Mind.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You didn't put it. You didn't put a lick of
musca on.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
The whole day, not a touch of mascara, not even
a liplass.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Maybe just to just to practice your I could have. Actually, thanks,
that's good question.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're going to have to get Kruger.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Very silly question.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
We do not test makeup on dogs.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Oh, just a dumb question. Edward's called it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Would be so hard on yourself. Man, questions are hard.
Sometimes you need to say what's in your head. It's tough.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm giving you.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm not giving you on the follow ups, mate, Edwards.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yes, boys, I went on.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
A much higher voice than I thought you'd have.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh thanks, guys, I've got a high voice. Yeah. No,
it's definitely a cop.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Just seems like you're genuinely chuffed with your life.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I just clocked off work mates. I'm just in a
good mood.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I feel we've still got an hour and a half
ago West slaving away. But mate, what's the worst job
you've ever had, Edward.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Mate, worst shop I've ever had was in hospitality. A
couple of years ago, actually ten years ago, I was
working at a chicken shop that was absolutely disaster. I
was sticking my arm or five hands worth deep into
a bum's chickens bomb stuff the chicken, shoving it on
a metal rod on a spit. That was probably the
absolute worst drop up that I had to have raw
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chickens all around me.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
So all day you are just you're just in with
a glove in a chicken with a glove, Edwards.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, so look it was it was like a Muma
pop shop. So you know, how can I say? Health
and safety was not their so gloves weren't really lofted around,
but yeah, yeah, So they made a little stuffing mix
in the sink and they'd have all these boxes of
chickens all around me, and then I'd have to grab
the individual chickens raw chickens stuff on my hand, So
(08:41):
my hand was in a chickens bum all day, six
hour day.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Edward, are you spending more time in a chicken or
out of a chicken?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Oh that's a good question, Hey, thank you. I'd probably
be spending about four hours with my hand in the
chickens bum.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
And talking about tariffs. I mean, that's that's where you
know you're partying when you're bringing up the tariffs. So
Trump's just slapping tariffs on everyone up in here. Australia
is coppying the tariffs. Interesting side effects though, of these
tariffs that are on Australia. So so apparently we're a
(09:21):
massive exporter of beef to the US, and by Trump
he putting a tariff on the beef that we're sending
the US. It actually means the McDonald's cheeseburger.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yes, I saw this.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Price is going to go through the roof. And he
would love a cheeseburger.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
He loves a cheeseburger, he does.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You know he's punching multiple cheeses. I would say that
one stereotyping.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I've seen him on Air Force one punching like big
platters of cheese cheeseburger.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So much so he started to become the color of
the cheese. And that's what happens. That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So he's punishing himself there. Really, But here's the thing.
The the only person this doesn't effect is you will
because you are so unaware of the price.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I don't think I've ever met someone before. I know
that's not fair. I'm not like Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You are becoming, you are your band in your household
from going to the grocery.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
And that's the issue. I haven't got a price point.
I haven't got it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't have a point where I actually come into
contact with daily prices. It gains I take my lunch
into work. I'm not allowed to go to the supermarket.
I drink during the week. I mean, I just don't.
It's just not at the teller. I'm not at the cashier.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That's it. You're above it. So we're playing on Well's
price is right? This is a I'm gonna be This
is a direct rip of what I think Ellen Degenerous
did with Bill Gates, where they effectively just asked him
what grocery items cost, and we just see.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I mean, I'm happy, I'm happy doing people's gear, But
there's nothing worse than getting Ellen sloppy seconds?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, they wouldn't would have been. She would have had
good riders that would have come up.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
With riders, and she would have under paid them and
then thrown them into the trash afterwards.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, not asked, though, I came up with this taking
them after copying it from Ellen. Anyway, Okay, here we go,
So let's see how close you get here?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Will ye?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Paul's physical high calcium, no fat milk.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Two leaders? Yep? Do I just guess?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Do I get the price is right?
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Do I get a multiple choice here?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
How much?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
How much milk coasture?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How much does milk costure? Oh? Man? Come two letters
of milk physical high colcium, no fat milk just cows me?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Four dollars fifty not bad? Actually, five dollars eighty bang,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know what I'll give you that.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'll give you that. Thanks, well done. In DOMI fried
used to be two dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Don't you sound old? Don't do that. Don't indo me
Fried me goring instant noodles five packs eighty five grams?
How much you how much you get?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
What is in me?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's the brand? Okay, the brands called into me. That
an instant you it's a yeah, it's an.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Instant noodle, mate, So it's it's a five pack five pack,
eighty five games at one serf per pack.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yep, well some people do the double. I did the double.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Holy give it to.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
On. This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
This is unbeloved coming mate. I told you I'm still coming.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm still coming. Warned you're still coming. All right, you started, Well,
I'm all right. Surely we're going to fall flipping on.
Don't do this, okay. Coca Cola zero sugar to fifty
fifty fifteen pack?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
How much, oh cola?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
How much Coca Cola zero sugar two fifty mils. So
it's the little cans, little thinnies, fifteen pack? How much
is that worth?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Man?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
It's unfair. I don't buy soft drink.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And unless it's got a little board out there saying
how many days she's gone without coke? Three days since
coke rode? A b huge for you today?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
How much?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
How much? How many cans?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Fifteen pack?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Ten dollars, Yes, finally we're here.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Twenty five dollars, Well, twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Okay, it was expensive for a carga.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Now this is two to.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Fifty mill as well. It's not even three seventy five can.
That's a coffee.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Lives twenty five, for twenty five dollars for ten, for
ten cans.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Fifteen, fifteen cans, fifteen can All right, here we go.
You'll be shocking at this nest cafe. Blend forty three.
We know Blend forty three is the best instant coffee.
Five hundred grams.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
They're bought instant coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The tin of instant coffee is the big tin. It's
five hundred grams. That's pretty big tin. Yeah, you can
get bigger, but five hundred grams is pretty big. Blend
forty three, how much.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Shit?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I have no idea. You'll have no idea.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
You want to know that I'm currently currently in my head,
I'm ranging between seven dollars and forty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's kind a big range. It's a big run.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
They're not going to allow it.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
That's where that's where I'm at. You're going to have
to hit one teen dollars.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Damn yes, yes, yes, thirty bucks made. It's thirty bugs.
It's five hundred grams of instant coffee. Well, you're not
paying shit coffee. Oh hell, it's all I'm talking. Blend
forty three. It's all I'm talking. Blen could be talking
Blen forty six.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I just go o, yeah, we know Blen forty six
is no good, but forty three they nailed it. Thirty
dollars thirty bucks mate, and that's that's good price, mate.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Chapel Ryan, what are your fae?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Chappy love, Chappy Love Chappy Joe Belle, she.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Sat down and done this very naughty podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't think go daddy is that naughty?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
And not go daddy?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's it? Sorry, that's a URL, that's a RL reserve
for me, daddy.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Call her daddy, website database, Go daddy, Go daddy dot.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Com, call me daddy.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, she was uncalled I'm your daddy or Who's your
daddy or something like that. I think it is naughty.
I think it's originally a naughty podcast when they go
on there and they talk about, you.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Know, things that they wouldn't normally talk about.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But loves it, listens to it all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Call her daddy.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But so I think it used to be very naughty.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Daddy, I'm your daddy. Anyway, it's called her daddy.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Mim loves it. But you think it started off called daddy.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
By the way, has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I didn't like it anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I know what happened to you, so it used to
be naughty. I think I still told to move on.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, we don't want to go there.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
No, I didn't want to go there. You ask me
the question. I just ask question. She gave me the answer.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, okay, wild what did Chappy say on call her daddy?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Call me daddy? Extrawdinary? Have you ever?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I didn't say. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I didn't daddy. That's what the podcast called. Yeah, I'll
call her daddy. She's very confusing anyway, that's what the
podcast got. She's gone on the podcast. I don't follow
the podcast, but I am on. I'm adious editor, as
you know, and she's popping up everywhere because she kind
of she's a codebreaker chapel right, and she's she's a
bit of a she's a rogue.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
She's a maverick. You know.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
She likes to zig while the others zag would. She
puts things out there, she confronts things open.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
She's very honest.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
She had some pretty wild stuff which I definitely can't
repeat on this show. I might save it until we've
got some another another gay woman on the show to
ask about because there is some pretty wild stuff in
that conversation, because I didn't realize that she she became
gay much later in her life. There's a lot of
realizations from her around and that's what that song, good Night,
(16:36):
good Luck Baby is.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
It is all of ours.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
She was discussed before she falls in love with a woman.
The woman basically says, I'm heteronormative. Even if I am
in love with you, I can't do this. Yeah, and
the song's about you know, you'll need to stop the world,
to stop the feeling like you're still someone loves me.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You can't deny it. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
It's a banger right how she wrote it in a
day or actually a couple of hours.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
She was like, I got so much emotion here, I
need to put it down. Puts it down. It's a
great song. It's one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think it won the Hottest one hundred on an anonymous,
publicly funded radio station last year.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I had it when talented people let us know how
little time they spend writing a song. Yeah, I love it,
I love it.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I love hearing that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Gaga was like, oh, I wrote like an album in
ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Took Leonard Cohen seven years to write Hallelujah. I prefer
that I forgot that.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was like, it's a slave way for seven years,
Like I would actually rather not do that. But when
they go like I can't with a banger in ten minutes,
I was on a flood and I came out with yes.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Look, I would love to talk more about Chappie and
calling you daddy and how long she writes songs for.
But she also says something which I would like to
talk about with you now. And Captain Bookban's is seriously
hurrying me up, is it?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
You're at three minutes and you're talking about Leonard Cohen. Anyway,
This is Chaffel Ryan talking about parents.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
All of my friends who have kids are in hell.
I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has
children at this age. I literally have not met anyone
who's happy, anyone who has like late in their eyes,
anyone who has who was slapped.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Couple of couple of happy dads in here, Oh, couldn't
be happier, call me daddy.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
We're talking about bright eyed and pushy tail.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It is a very very interesting paradox that she stumbles on,
and maybe we haven't got time for it now, but
definitely not.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Oh God, Lenard, we did let it go in a
couple of minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh so good.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Seven years on Halleluiah.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What did you four minutes to get the name of
the podcast?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
What I do find really interesting about this, and I'm
going to talk from this. I'm going to talk about
this from a very haughty, towty high horse parental place,
which is really going to fill everyone with a lot
of love and joy.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I can hear the poet finger.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
What what I'll do is I read this once because
I do find it very interesting because when you're not
a parent, I reckon one hundred percent, you look at
it and you go nap. And on paper, even if
you are a parent, you look at it and you
go nap because number of good times versus number of
bad times equals I'm not a very happy person, particularly
if they're under the age of two. That's just the
way it is. It just doesn't look good at all.
(19:06):
It's a very interesting study that was done by one
of my favorite authors. You've all know Harari in his
book Sapiens. He does this study on new mums in Mexico.
It's quite amazing. He does literally that they go, how
many good times you had with the kid? These are
kids under one, so how many bad times have you
had with the kid? And they're literally, there'll be one
good time maybe where they're not sleeping, et cetera. It's like,
if you're talking about a good time, maybe they smiled
(19:27):
at me for two seconds, if a talking zero to one, right,
if you get the small little yes, yes, but the
great paradox is and this is unlike any other thing
in the whole world. And I still find it incredibly strange.
Is that the third question that he asked all those
mums are are you glad that you became a mum?
And they say yes, of course, it doesn't make sense.
It's very interesting. I find that fascinating.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So what's your answer to that question?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Though?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Don't do a joke worth it? You love it?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You love it?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm going to say, no, it, I do love it.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I just I just find it fascinating that from the outside,
and even me, before I was a parent, I was
looking at parents going like that sucks.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
That.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Don't tell me that's good. Don't try and tell me
that's good. That looks like the worst thing in the world.
You're not sleeping, you don't get to come to the
football anymore, you don't get to stay up like you're
barely drinking. You loved all those things and they're gone.
And if that person tried to tell me no, it's
actually all good, I would be like, I just don't
believe you. But you, yeah, I mean you got to
suck it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
And see, don't you.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You get home tonight and never drawn a picture for you,
And I know no one thinks that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
All of a sudden, all that is the absolute how
crap it is.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's wheeling.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I'm having a great drive home, absolute pleasure to say
that Dave Hughs is in the studio with us.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
So good to have you.
Speaker 9 (20:57):
It's so good, my spiritual home. You drive on this
station is the dream. Yeah. Yeah, And you guys took
that off me.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I was wondering how long it takes you to bring
that up. I was wondering.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
The room, the.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Studio looks familiar. I think I used to work here
in the room.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Guys, you're going to live in the present, you know,
guys have done a great job, and I been well done.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
To you both.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
But you're off the airwaves this year.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Yeah, I'd like to think I'm having a break, so
it might be a permanent break.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Are you're enjoying the time out?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Look, I'm not gonna lie. I am really really really
loving it. You know, you guys know what it's like.
It's the daily grind.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
What idiot do we have to promote today?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
And today?
Speaker 9 (21:48):
I am that idiot.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I saw in an interview actually with the newspaper, and
you were saying that you don't actually miss commercial radio
because a very specific reason.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
The songs.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Oh yeah, Look, we all and we all know that
every station has their you know, music theme of the
month or the year or the decade.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You don't even realize how when you're hearing the song.
So just to see how sensitive you are, I have
got a little little rap.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Here of all the ones that you would have heard.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Who is that?
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Are you asking?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
These are just all the songs that you've heard incessantly
over the last They're gone of them landed No.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Well, I like that one. That's eminem, isn't it. Yeah?
But guys, they're all the pace. I Look, I can.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Talk about what I want to talk about now, because
the station I was at most recently have just changed
their whole music approach and they're going about current music
because apparently current music is the way to go. But
when I was there, apparently Mariah Carey was the way
to go. And we used to have to listen to
Mariah Carey every third song.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
Four years and I would go, who is this appealing to?
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Because you're doing we know what we're doing, yeah, and
I don't think you do. So then I left the
station and all of a sudden, We're all, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, should we play them a bit of maroc.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
The emotions are born as the emotions.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
I'm fair.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You've got a part of your life which I think Wood,
you and I are very interesting because you've got three girls,
is that right?
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Twols and a boy, three girls in the house, My
wife and three girls.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
So Woods and I both got little girls and partners.
And one of the things that I saw you brought
me socials recently, it was the because I tap out
of this situation because I'm so bad at it. In fact,
I refuse to get good at it because I know
that it's going to be the beginning of the end
for me.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Is the hairtie situation.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Mate.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Hair ties. They're the bane of my existence.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
We've got a new puppy that vomited the other day
and guess what I vomited or she ginger vomited up
a sock which was weird, but also three hair ties.
The women in my life think that hair ties are
invisible and you can just throw them wherever you want
and they will just just no one will notice. I've
been picking up hair ties the last fourteen years. One
(24:39):
of my daughters and my wife will going, I can't
find a hair tie.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yeah, because they're.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All in the bin, because they were all on the ground.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
That's why you can't find one. Why do they have
to be on the ground.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They're always looking for them.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Because they don't look after them no matter what age
they are, whether he's twelve, thirteen or in their forties.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Apparently they don't have to put hair ties in drawer.
They can't leave on the glid.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
It is strange when because I more like every couple
of weeks is a fresh pack, whether it's a pack
for my daughter or a pack for my wife. I'm
always like, you're right, yep, where did the last one hundred?
Because that you buy them in packs of fifty and
it's doable.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I have a hair tie, same hairtie all year.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Oh, you have the same one.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
So if I take it off, I put it on
my wrist. Yeah, And all of a sudden say to me,
can I borrow your hair tie?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Absolutely no, you can't because you will lose it, you know,
And I respect my hair ties because I'm a man.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
This next piece of audio gives me a lot of
pleasure to play for you because you got busted leaving
a footy game the other night.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
Yeah I did. Yeah, I was. You're gonna play some audio.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I've got it.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
It was sad, it was a sad day.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's video footage of you walking out the game. What's
what stage of the game was it?
Speaker 9 (26:11):
There was a minute to go. And this is an
AFL story.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
But if you don't know that my team were one
of the favorites to win the premiership in the first round,
we're playing a team that was favored to win the
Wooden Spoon and not win a game, right, And we
were forty two points up in the second quarter and
we lost that game. So and yeah, I left with
a minute to go because I was sad, and then
the newspaper had a headline Dave whose quits on his team?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Really, I left because I cared too much.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
You know what, your high and your heart's bleeding, man,
and I did.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
I walked home that night, took me an hour to
get home in the dark, and I was hoping to
be stabbed on the walk to be I I didn't.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
I didn't want to be here anymore. So God, yeah,
it was a hard night.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Is that the worst time you've been recognized in public?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
During COVID? My management once rang meing.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
So the Daily Mail's got photos of you, and in
a compromising situation, I'm like, what's weird?
Speaker 9 (27:12):
What am I doing? They said, you're in a park?
I said, what are my pants down? What's happening? They said,
you're not wearing a mask.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
God, I'm going to park on my own without a
mask on endangering wombats.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
What am I doing? So I had to explain that.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
So yeah, I had to tell them I was jogging,
which is weird because I had jeans on. I'm struggling.
I'm emotionally struggling. I'm not going to lie. And I
actually put an Instagram post up today with me with
no shirt.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
On in a sawny yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
And what I said was, aren't people who you know
don't wear a shirt in their Instagram post, aren't they wankers?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
And I was one of those. Because I was in
the jungle.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's still in good shape.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
I decided to keep it.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
So when I went in there and took my shirt
off on the first day, I was next to Maddie
the Bachelor, just exceptionally and the camera just me and
him shirtless, and this camera is.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Right now faces.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
I don't like the comparison is It's like Sam Thide
in our old legend. When I took my shirt off,
he said, I look like a pregnant greyhound.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
So to your face, to your face, that's ample.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
So I don't even mean I'm trying to.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
I think you're skinny but fat.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's a pretty good.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
I've had my litter, so yeah, I lost. Now I'm planking.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
I'm planking planks two thousand trend.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
I'm into the.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Planking, but I do it without a shirt and I
look down and because I've got no like I've lost weight,
but must have got that skin. Yeah, my stomach looks
like a ball bag with no testicles in it. So
can I say that, I can say that you come on,
of course I can.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
You're also on task that tonight continues eight thirty Channel
ten ten players, How do you reckon you went?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Look?
Speaker 8 (29:04):
I know how I went, but I can't say it
because that's a spoiler. Now, because I've been working with
Tom Gleeson for quite a while, yeah yeah, yeah, anyone
can insult me and I'm immune to it.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
Because because he's He's given me all of them.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah yeah, the President Greyhound one that.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Didn't hold them punches when he came in here. Actually
we asked, actually, Tom, how you went on the show,
and he didn't care about spoilers either. Well surprised. I
thought there was going to be some confidence wrapping around
there in his head somewhere, but it remains undiscovered.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Really.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
That's that's I don't believe everything you hear on the radio. Now,
I've done better than that. Come on, Tom, where was
he saying that.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
He said you were? He said you were the worst
task Master player's ever.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Seen, ever seen.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
I dispute that, but you know what, when I get
doing the task over there in New Zealand, that's where
they filmed the task.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
At the end of my week.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
They said, you got these tasks completed quicker than anyone ever. Wow,
greyhound snappy, I got them completed the best.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
In and out. Who wants lunch. Let's get this done
that I'm gonna do.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Put it in the can, send it over to Australia
and let's just have some some crisps whatever we have.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
Crisps.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Rast to continue to later, Gentleen, go and see Hughesy
daveuse dot com Dott who is doing all the comedy
festivals all over the country. So you get a chance
to the great man on the stage and London and in.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Between I'm going to Melbury's wedding. That's an exclusive, bigtime hang.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
That was the facts. Wow, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Well you go straight up to Becks and have a
chat you.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
Well, an, how good s Tim Cahill.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
He's a good player and like there's an Aussie legend
and Becks.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Yeah, what's our secret? Becks? How are we both so hot?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Now?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
How old are you?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (31:06):
Reckon'd?
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
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