December 8, 2025 • 38 mins
- Woody's Rootin' Tootin' Christmas Card
- Petty revenge
- Will's Reddit
- Lizzy Hoo
- Hasbro Toys For All
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Trying to make a Christmas card. There was high demand
last week. People said they want a Christmas card with
you on the front. They want the Christmas cards signed.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But we had to agree on what we were going
to get on the cover and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Here not we you were going to decide, Oh no,
these are these other people calling. This is what they
had to say. Would you like him signed Christmas card
with Woody on the front. How would you like him
doing some gardening in the backyard of the slippering, maybe
trimming some hedges.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'd like you to challenge the firefighters. I just want
to hold that one shot for the whole year. Do
you know what I think would be amazing if he
could be more faster and let his name out, let
his hair out.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's the role I was born to play.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Had a pushbike, riding a pushbike nice, nice as Will fuss.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I would like those rat legs protruding it out of
some short shorts.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I want him just as toy story Woody with under
his fit my name on it, wearing a Christmas hat.
Got really weird at the end there, so it's strange,
a bit strange at the end.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I think people are sick, but Woods. The great news
is who is the caller Tommy who told us this?
I want to say, Wendy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Let's go with Wendy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I want to say Wendy. She called yesterday, Oh when
was that Friday?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And she said this.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I would like to say, Woody bearback on a horse,
naked with a either a sander had or a red
cowboy hat, and have have a written to in Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Don't Wendy welcome in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's Woody nude on a horseback and the card says
have a root and Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yep, that's all we're going with. Guys. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's the Willhamdy Christmas card this year. It'll be Woody
nude on a horse bareback?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And if the card will say I have a root
and hooting Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it's good. So it's obviously funny.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I'm not super stoked about getting naked and getting on
a horse, but it is a funny card. Problem though
a horse. None of the team owns a horse. We
don't know anyone who owns a horse.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Lara came into contact with some horse on the weekend,
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But let's go to Lara. Lara tell us you've got
a horse.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, I used to have a horse.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't have one anymore.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Lara hopes you can give us some perspective though, on
would if you still had your horse? How would you
feel about a man saying that he wants to pose
for a photo by being naked on top of it?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Honestly, I don't know. I guess it's kind of the
means and like the lolls, and it's been a tough year,
the year horse.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Would it be safe, Lara to be rude on a horse?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Not really? I like your guy because you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Know, Okay, that's not really what I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
But okay, great, Lara, I'm looking at You've gotta like
ride it properly.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But I don't have to ride it.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I just have to sit on and then we'll take
the shot and I will get off the horse.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I think that's the goal.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You need to help me off if it's a big horse.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I just want It's actually the year of the snake.
Apparently I thought it was the year of the snake
as well.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Maybe horse next year. I think next year is the horse?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Next year?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Horses? Next year the horse?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I would love for you to be nerd on the
horse and then for someone like to do that thing
they do in movies when they let the horse go and.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Just slap it on the ass. Not funny, not funny.
That would be really great.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Gabby six five, Gabby, Hey, you've got a horse?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't actually have a gay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What have you got? Why are you calling?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Hey? I used to have a goat when I was younger?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Pretty calling for Gabby. I don't think I can ride.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
A g I'm calling the lady tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't want to hear from we don't want to
ride the horse.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I can't ride Emma thirteen six five, Emma got a horse?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Emma? Emma, hey, have you got a horse?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Okay, I've got a horse and a pony.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Okay, So next question, this is a weird follow up,
but Emma, how would you feel about me sitting on
that horse.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
In the nude?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Doesn't bother me?
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, do you think it's something that would be okay
to do?
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Like?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
What are your biggest concerns when I say to you
that I'd rather not get hurt and I just want
to ride at bareback nude as long.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
As you I get supper the sunburn I can do
with sund that's fine. And then can you get the
horse to us?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah you're kidding, Wow, you're kidding. Seriously, Well you can
get the horse to us.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Do you want a big horse for a little bring?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
But what do you think how many can you transport? Yeah,
we'll take both. Yeah, yeah, bring both, Bring both, am.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're going to hand you over to the producers. They'll
talk to you about the logistics, which they love. The
small stupid guys.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We nearly got to the end of the year. We
nearly got there where you got to put a horse.
The car park is a car park. What do you
mean the car parks? Guys? It's huge.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
There's plenty of park.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
In the car park.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
We could go to the We can go to the
park around the corner. Take a horse to the park,
take for all.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Hey, you sound like me when I'm trying to avoid
doing my homework. Get out there, get the horse. Ship
it in great news. The Garguy tickets are up next.
And the Christmas card guys, we're a step closer, you
guys getting a root and Christmas Woody ned on a
horse signed very exciting Emma, and they're bringing the horse
to us. It's a beautiful things, beautiful thing. That's why
(06:10):
I've got producers. What's the pettiest revenge that you've ever
got on someone? If you've got a story, please give
us a call. Because walked out in front of my
house this morning and my neighbor, So, my neighbor two
doors up, he doesn't like my direct neighbor sure doesn't
(06:31):
like him. So when he mows the whole nature strip,
he skips his house and then keeps going and then
on the other side that is extraordinary. Yeah, so momo
momo skip for the front of their house, which by
the way involves a driveway, So he skips like two meters, yeah,
(06:52):
and then carries on and does the other ten meters
of the nature trip.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
So it can't be seen as a mistake. He's how
many how many lawns does he do that?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So? How many houses drinking he does? In total?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He does his, and then he does he skips the neighbor.
I mean, he does mine, and he does the one
next to me. So he do three houses, yeah, and
then skip the two meters of the guy next to him.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Does the person next to you?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
So the person getting skipped has there been a confrontation
or has there been? Does he ever do the sidewalks
and skip his No, he does sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
This is this guy's sidewalk is like up to like
the waste level.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Like who must do his own?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Right, so he just goes out and does his own
because the other guy's Wow, what.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Happened between the two of them?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I think if I say much more, they might be
able to identify that it's them. So believe it. Ah,
but I do find it very funny. So stinks of
an affair.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But go on air, I'm just going to throw it out.
There's a bit of juice.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, no, no, there was just a reno, right, yeah, yeah,
he didn't like the reno. Yeah yeah, I like it.
No it's not a street goals. No, no, it's nothing
like that. No, No, he didn't like he didn't with
his wife. I feel like if that was the case,
he'd be doing a lot more than just not mowing
(08:09):
his lawn. I sometimes, although needless to say, he did
cut his grass, you know what I'm saying. Now, Look,
another very very petty revenge comes from the pettiness king today.
This is in the news, So fitty scent who all
knowing them, and I find him very funny. Man, I
didn't know this, but Fiddy is known as the pettiness King.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's had a lot of things before.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
He once bought two hundred front rows seats to a
jar Rule concert.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, just so jar Rule when he came out would
see empty seats.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. So he's very he just loves
this sort of stuff. I mean, that's why he's this survivor.
I suppose at the end of the day, many men
wish death upon him, but in the end couldn't kill him.
That's a fifty cent reference for all those I have
those fans. So look, So he's made a doco, a
(09:02):
Netflix doco about Diddy. So it's called Sean Coomb's The Reckoning. Well,
I don't know if you've seen it, anyway, he did.
He's now in jail, yeah I remember. So he's in
jail for he was acquitted a racketeering and sex trafficking,
but he got put in jail for a bunch of
other stuff. So he goes to jail. Fifty Cent does
(09:25):
this interview about his new doco. Right, But he specifically
did the interview on the ABC, which is the American
Broadcasting Commission because it gets broadcast in jails. Did he
could watch so that did he would watch the interview
so that it will be on the prison TV. And
there's just a shot of him grinning in the vote
(09:48):
and yeah, which is wild. Which is wild. Now there's
also some even further stuff which I think is nuts,
which goes back to like nineteen ninety seven where fifty
cent thinks that did he had something to do with
Biggie being shot? Oh, that's right, So he's got beef
that goes all the way back to nineteen ninety seven.
(10:11):
And now he's so like he's still holding onto that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That he's doing an interview. So that did he concede
in jail?
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That is petty king for me, It's about as petty
as when I've told you the story and before my
sister annoyed me in the intent she got a brand
new laptop. I took one of the rubber feet off
her laptop.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, that's petty.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
She need her laptop every day.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I think I knew of two years two years slow
grind that would have done that would like done her
hidden every single day, just slightly uneven.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I think she got like a couple tunnel in one
of her wrists. Anyway, that's what you get first year
wrong mane.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Thirteen thirteen thirteen, one oh six five is the phone
number here? What's the pettiest revenge you've ever got?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
My next door neighbor put in an anoise complain for
I think I was saying my sixteenth birthday party. It
obviously annoyed me. So then every single morning really wasn't
that bad. But I would just get where the newspaper
was thrown and I would throw it like deep into
the bush, like into their front yard, so thinking that
every single day, it's.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like, oh the guys again for a full year.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love that these are good.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I didn't do this too many times because it's a
lot of effort. But where my brother annoyed me, I
can't remember what it was, but effectively, I'd go to
the washing basket, the family communal washing basket, and I
would dig out his school shirt from the day before
and had a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Pong about it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'd iron it and then hang it back up in his.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Cupboard, and then like the next morning, I'd go go
you stink. It's just just tiny little things like that.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
It was, and it was a classic, but a lot
of efforts like dig it out, iron the shirt.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was just too much. I wish I could keep
doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
My daughter hasn't quite nailed it, but you know, like
I someone has a boiled egg for her in the morning,
soft boiled egg, and I cut the soldiers up for her.
With the soldiers, she did boiled egg. You get it
at the egg cut? Yeah, if you tip the egg
up so down it looks like a whole egg. Then
she comes over and tells me to crack the egg
over again. There's no yo left, have you.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She hasn't quite got it yet. I don't know it's coming.
Oh sorry, I brought her the trick, so like every
time I was like down and trying to like, I
think I know what's coming here. Peanut, Peena, I don't.
I don't give it to peanut, Hi, Peena. Pettiest thing
you've ever done, petty revenge.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
Okay, So the ex husband used to come home and
take off his socks and absolutely kill us with the smell.
And it was just chuck him in the laundry, mate,
chuck him in the laundry. So he used to drive
a truck and one night I thought I'll fixed share
and I hid him in the cabin. And it was
in the middle of winter. So he got home that
night and said, Jess is smelling my car. I don't
(12:44):
in my truck. I don't know what it is. Blah
blah blah. He carried on for two weeks, ended up
taking it to the mechanics because he thought perhaps there
was something there. And then after two weeks we told
him they're your bloody socks. And he never ever left
him in the land room again.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Father, if we got Paul, Yeah, I'm thirteen one o six' Five.
Paul we're talking petty?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Revenge what you? Got he?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Mate how we are? Good back in the, DAY i
was about, eighteen the neighbor from, Hell SO i kicked
the ball over the fence as you as a, kid
and the balls would always get fustered or broken because
he didn't love. It so by playing this, scheme so
every time he put his bin out on A sunday,
Night i'll return. It so he was about four weeks.
(13:36):
Straight he was living in.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Rubbish that's really frustrating as.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well oh that would kill.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
ME i, mean this really does end up in the navy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Category.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
AGAIN i don't know if he's necessarily, petty but a
friend of mine when he was a, kid he went
over to his neighbor's house for a. Play, yeah A
swiss army knife For. CHRISTMAS a, CONTEXT a context.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Ten that's an interesting prison for a ten year old.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Anyway A swiss army knife For. Christmas whenever his, name his.
Place they kicked him. Out they were, like you're banging
a little bit too naughty or. Whatever he got, home
scaled the fence with his New swiss army, knife cut the. Clothesline,
oh right down the.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Middle that's actually quite, clever because that'd be really very.
Annoying that's really that's clever from.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Me and then back over the. Fence never speak to,
you oz is. Called it's a really good. Crime this
one job you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Don't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Do it's rehang your.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Clothesline oh, no is that we have to?
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Do?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Rehang it is? That of Course i've never had me.
Lines got you never strung a?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Clothesline, no but my lines have always stayed in tat.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oz is on thirteen one six five. Oz what's the
what's the pettiest thing you've ever?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Done, hi, Guys so this was a few years ago
and my partner cheated on me with my best friend
at the.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Time oh, sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's, okay but this partner, also this friend also had a,
partner SO i slept with her partner.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And you got.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Photos so they got sent photos of you hooking.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Up, yes holy, wait just like.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
The whole like it was two birds of one. STONE
i couldn't resist the. Opportunity, wow holy how?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Many?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
WOW a few questions? Here? Yeah so how many? Photos
just one? Photo just to? Like strange? Question?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Was it's just interesting right now, though the best of
the internet, is according to.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Me.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Will beware of the. Blood we have spent a lot
of time on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Reading and, Look i've been told to bring this stuff
to the air because everything gets a not about and
bring it up in the meeting. Room now you've got
a buzzer to move me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
On fair. ENOUGH i honestly haven't needed a lot.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Recently and you said to me before the song that
you've got your best ask reddit ever and what.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Is and ask credit's a very famous.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Subreddit i'm sure you guys would have at least once
clicked on it, accidentally it gets linked a.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Lot is ask a, question it's it's it's.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah it's basically just asking The internet a, question and
they can very specific questions to industries for, example so
you can get behind the scenes of what or you,
know people that voted For trump black one get very
political with.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It what's the best Ask reddit question of?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ever So i'll get to that in a.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Second, okay finish with finish with that.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
ONE i won't even finish it with the woods before
we get, there, though for the. Tidbits Jd, Vance Vice
president of The United, states.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Gives me born. Politics politics is not going to get.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Me SO i followed a subreddit called ME i R.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
L it's one of my. Favorites ME i R l
me in real. Life, yeah a, mural which is WHAT
i used to call it. Initially we're getting, old aren't?
We we? Are we? Are we? ARE i thought it
was pretty.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Funny it was a woman just posting what every gift
guide for.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Men is like Over.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Christmas, yeah, yeah, yeah whiskey, stones beard, oil personalized grilling,
Accessory Jonathan franz and Novel beer of The Month Club novelty,
socks leather.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Weekend, bag and A bluetooth. Speaker all sounds. Good but
that was all sounds good. Stuff exactly what they all look.
Like if my wife's, listening that's WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Want another little fun story here today FROM til, TODAY
i LEARNED til in two and, sixteen a monkey fell
onto an electrical transformer short circuligot and causing the entire
country Of kenya to have no electricity for four. Hours
wait for, it the monkey. Survived.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wow, Yeah and.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
This where it gets really.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Good four hours no power in the entire. Country we
have audio of.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
That what.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That's a joke from the Power well you would have, Thought,
oh so.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
We got off a live from the mic. Cams that's
the POWER i just wanted to Con AND i mean
this where gets really really. Good it is because the
comments light up and you guys can go and look
it for. Yourself and my favorite one here Was planet
of The Apes full of The, transformers WHICH i feel
was very. Good now my favorite ask credit question here we. Go,
okay so this is just a standard ask credit. Question
(18:17):
you get lots of good. Ones this one probably comes
up a, lot but it really lit up this. Time
what's an insider's secret from your profession that everyone.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Should probably know. About oh that's. Terrifying good, question, right,
yeah great. Question and these are good, hacks largely money.
Wise SO i thought you'd be. Interested, yeah very. Interested
so pending papers are ready gone.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
In, Banking, yeah don't ever be afraid to explicitly ask
for a fee. Refund apparently as a bank employee you
have to at least try and refund. Someone if you
ask for it and it's, denied know that that decision
was made by a, machine and that you can request
for it to go to a bank.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Manager. Wow, great you're going to do that this.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Afternoon, actually is SO i can just call the back
and say, hi like a fee refund?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Please? Yeah, great pretty. MUCH i think so all the.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Time another one, Here this is very. Interesting this is
from a, paramedic WHICH i think is like a good
LITTLE psa, potentially he, Said hillo, Everyone i'm a. Paramedic,
PERSONALLY i don't care if you take drugs or alcohol
to have a good, time as long as YOU i,
say while doing. So but what is important is WHEN
i come and ask you If i'm on the, scene
(19:27):
you have to tell me the amount and what kind it's.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Not like they deal with bounces at nightclubs where you,
go oh to us, exactly he.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Said the amount of times at their shame around it
and we only find out later on and.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Then it's too.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Late so she keep a little notepad in their, path
do you know WHAT i, mean just a little little.
NOTCHES i don't condone. IT i just want to make
that very. Clear but What i'm saying is that would
be handy if anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Happens i'm going to carry on. Here there's another really
good one here.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Reinsurance this is a woman who used to work at
an insurance.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
COMPANY i thought this one was.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Fascinating she, said for the love of All, god, appeal, appeal, appeal.
APPEAL a file.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
A grievance in an insurance.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Claim so she, said when you file an initial grievance and insurance,
claim they will always knock you back because it's internal
and not trying to find a way to solve it for.
You when you file a second, one they will then
knock you back, again which is filed. Internally if you
file a third, one that's when they have to send
it externally and that's when they will resolve it for.
You so first two appeals within all insurance, companies they
(20:29):
never want to pay you.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Out that's just so annoying That i've asked the is that?
Wild that is? Wild is that? Wild?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Okay and then find a little note from me in
we do love insurance companies them.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
All you can call an insurance company, though and just
how that can we just skip to step three?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Here, NO i think that's the, point because this Is
i'm not saying this is wrong with the. Individuals it's
just that's their. Protocol they've just got to do.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That but we love. Insurance final little.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Thought, Here oh, sorry actually it's coming up to some
of this was a thought from a coast. Guard he,
said if you get lost in the, ocean always wear
bright red or orange or.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yellow that doesn't make sense at.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
All if you're going to go shopping for, bathers just
wear because they're the colors that you can see most
easily against. Water when you're looking from the. Sky if
you're looking from a, helicopter someone get swept out to.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
See if you're an, orange, red or, yellow they'll think
you're a coast card.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Though that's what the bay watch people.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Wear, no, no, No but like if they're looking at you
from a. Helicopter they won't be able to see you
unless you're wearing red or orange or. Yellow, yeah, right,
okay they cannot see you at. All, PINK i think
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Which we're going to talk about very very.
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Zealand is that? Right can you? See i'm dead in
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Bit and this has been going on for eighteen, years, Right, Yeah.
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So every year my girlfriends and either's about roughly ten
to fourteen of us every year and we have A
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Years always In New.
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Zealand, no this is this is the first offshore. International
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Bags how many?
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Girls how many trash?
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Bags how many trash bags In New?
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Zealand thirteen Trash, yeah all trying to light a cigarette
off a.
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Toaster still.
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They're, like did anyone bring a? Light that is trash?
Baggy that's trash? Baggy whoa which one has been the
loosest the Eighteen christmas.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Parties let's go back two years. Ago we're In.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
Talkie oh, okay and So i'm From queensland, originally so
a lot of these girls have to travel into state
when we're IN. Talki so it was actually my fortieth
as well as The christmas party and the girl's.
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Fortieth so there's a lot happening this.
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Weekend you're all stay in the same, house we're all.
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In, yeah it's the. Best so The queensland girls they
turn up.
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The interstate crew that they always come in. Off they
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Speaker 7 (23:46):
They come in like blazers and glasses trying to sell.
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What is this?
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Look, yeah they come in and they come in hot
and they're ready to. Party there was another party happening next.
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Fence classic classic, Boys Christmas. Christmas they might be teenage
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And why were you chosen out of? Everyone because that's.
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Look and she just looked at. Me she was, like
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Brah she's head, mom who.
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Speaker 2 (31:01):
Christmas but what if they had to choose between an
elite toy From hasbro and the number one item on
their parents' wish?
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Lists will And Woodies whee who Is hasbro's Best?
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Toys he Voted testa approved.
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Make Christmas magical with this year's top. Toys, okay Woods
so every day this week we're going to be sending
a kid into a Secret hasbro filled toy. Room, yes
whereby they can choose any toy they, like, or AS
i just, said the number one item on their families wish.
List we've Got ben's, Mum emma, Here, Hi?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Emma?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Hi how are you?
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Going?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah? Good how are? You you look nervous a little?
BIT i just want to know what he's.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Okay so he'll be choosing between something that we've done
a little bit of. Research we know that he loves
he LIKES nerf. Blasters he. Does, yes there are the
most ELITE nerf blasters THAT i have ever seen in
my life in that. Room so have that to choose
from all an elite brand new coffee machine from Ja.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Haggle would that? Be that would be? Awesome that's my? Wish? So,
yes is this kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Cruel this bit like when you when you roll it.
BACK i think it might have.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Been my idea AND i was, like that's. Lovelier now a,
minute this is really. Awful i'm, sorry, Apologies it's, okay
BECAUSE i feel Like i'm just going to have it
chained to me and then be, like, bye, yeah that's. It.
Yeah son doesn't punch coffees at all at the ripe
old age of. Eight.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Fortunately, okay all, right, well look he might surprise.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You does he know that you want a coffee? Machine?
YEAH i reckon he. Does he. Does i've asked my.
Hand oh, okay well then you know that might. PLAY i,
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gave him in the car on the way it is it?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Sleeper is it coffee? Machine or sleep? Outside OR i had,
it but my.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
DAUGHTER i would have trusted that she choose.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Mine BUT, i, oh, yeah we are putting his favorite
thing in the world in front of him as. Well
true it has bro nerve. Blasters all, right you're going
to get out of. Here, okay you can go make
yourself a.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Coffee we'll make you a coffee with That ninja coffee.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Machine just to really rub it, in.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay and then we're going to Take ben into The
Hasbro Secret Toy room and then we'll see you up
in the studio With.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Bod he chooses all the. Best thank, you, oh good
luck to.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
You, Okay so don't talk to, You so no conversations
With ben.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Obviously here we. Go let's Get ben And.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Benny, ben straight, up if you could add anything For?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Christmas what would it? Be you're like a nerf. Blaster
how many nerth blasters have you got at? HOME a? Lot?
Ben do you know what your um wants For?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
CHRISTMAS i think she wants for a robovack in a coffee.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Machine a robovac and a coffee machine?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Here?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay how much you love your? MUM a?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Lot?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah fair?
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Enough, Okay just do you love your mom more than nerth? Blasters?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah we're walking into a room of toys right.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Now it's been put together By hasbro and you'll be
choosing between toys From hasbro or another gift that your
mum's probably gonna be keen.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
On so what can you see, Here?
Speaker 11 (34:08):
BENNY i can see that coffee machine and heaps of nerve.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Blasts how many nerve. Blasters are we talking? Here there's
a lot THAT i can. See, well it all comes
down to, this. Mate you can only choose one.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Thing you can choose all of the nerve blasters and
you will get every single, one or you choose The
ninja coffee.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Machine oh that's hard BECAUSE i really want my mom
to get something, yep because she usually doesn't get that much.
Stuff but the nerve flossid would be.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Good, well, look you got to, Choose.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
BEN i hate to do it to your, mate but
lass about.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Choices you'll learn. That, um what are you going to go?
For a big? FELLA i Think i'm going to go
for the. Coffee you are an angel the coffee.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
Machine, yeah, wow you're a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Son go and grab that and then we'll go and
see your mom up in the. Studio, okay are you
gonna start drinking? Coffee you're a great sum. Mate well.
Done your mum will be Super she'll be so.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Happy are we so? Happy?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
YEAH i agreet Back.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Ben he was in the Secret Hasbro toys, room which
was filled with his Favorite christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Toy the only thing he really wanted was a nerf.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Blaster And i'm going to tell you his mum members
in the studio right. Now, ever there were fifteen to
twenty nerve blasters and our and like under.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Lights so he's choosing between that and then your Dream christmas,
gift which is a coffee.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Machine, YES i really want to know what he.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Chay so the other really interesting thing about this so
we actually said to him what does your mum want
For christmas before we enter the, room and he said
a robo vack and a new. Husband, No i'm, joking
he said a robo back and a coffee. Machine so he.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Knew, yeah he. Knows i've made it loud and. Clear
it's my.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Husband, yeah so this is this is more brutal than
if he chooses the nerve.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Blasters, yeah it just means that my husband's gonna have
to go again the ONES i. Want he also made
the comment to, us which was really.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Sweet he made the comment to Us he said that
mummy doesn't often get.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Things, no they always get the, always so he was.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Right across, That but he was also faced with the
nerve loud Out galactic.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Commander, yeah, yeah what do you think he?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
CHOSE I ACTUALLY i don't.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Know i'm torn because, again IF i had to send
my daughter in. THERE i know she would have got
WHAT i, wanted BUT i don't. Know with, HIM i
actually have no idea moment of.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Truth YEAH i know, Right let's Bring ben in here
and he can tell you what he.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Chose can you close your, Eyes we're going to Bring benny.
In open your.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Eyes shows the coffee and shep.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's so. Good nice, sister that's. Sweet he turned down
all the nerve. Blasters oh? Sorry were they? Huge salt
in the. Wounds we might have to have a word With.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Santaya, yeah, thanks, BUDDY i can't wait to use.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
It i'll be less grumpy in the mornings.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Now hey his?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Mom, yeah, yeah fair.
Speaker 12 (37:21):
Enough Hey Ben, wood you know we're talking and we
reckon because you did such a nice thing for your
mum and that was very mature of, you AND i
thought that was really cool looking after your.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Mom sure you can actually have all of the nerve
blasters as. Well oh my, Gosh, ben that's a, mate
AND i.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Enjoyed they're all, yours. Mate Enjoy it is Has bro's
best choice kid Voter Testra brew Make christmas magical with
this top toys that'll be back. Tomorrow Thanks Thanks, ben
you're listening To will And woody pleasure. Guys
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Trying to make a Christmas card. There was high demand
last week. People said they want a Christmas card with
you on the front. They want the Christmas cards signed.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But we had to agree on what we were going
to get on the cover and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Here not we you were going to decide, Oh no,
these are these other people calling. This is what they
had to say. Would you like him signed Christmas card
with Woody on the front. How would you like him
doing some gardening in the backyard of the slippering, maybe
trimming some hedges.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'd like you to challenge the firefighters. I just want
to hold that one shot for the whole year. Do
you know what I think would be amazing if he
could be more faster and let his name out, let
his hair out.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's the role I was born to play.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Had a pushbike, riding a pushbike nice, nice as Will fuss.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I would like those rat legs protruding it out of
some short shorts.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I want him just as toy story Woody with under
his fit my name on it, wearing a Christmas hat.
Got really weird at the end there, so it's strange,
a bit strange at the end.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I think people are sick, but Woods. The great news
is who is the caller Tommy who told us this?
I want to say, Wendy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Let's go with Wendy.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I want to say Wendy. She called yesterday, Oh when
was that Friday?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And she said this.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I would like to say, Woody bearback on a horse,
naked with a either a sander had or a red
cowboy hat, and have have a written to in Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Don't Wendy welcome in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's Woody nude on a horseback and the card says
have a root and Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yep, that's all we're going with. Guys. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's the Willhamdy Christmas card this year. It'll be Woody
nude on a horse bareback?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And if the card will say I have a root
and hooting Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it's good. So it's obviously funny.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I'm not super stoked about getting naked and getting on
a horse, but it is a funny card. Problem though
a horse. None of the team owns a horse. We
don't know anyone who owns a horse.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Lara came into contact with some horse on the weekend,
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But let's go to Lara. Lara tell us you've got
a horse.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, I used to have a horse.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't have one anymore.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Lara hopes you can give us some perspective though, on
would if you still had your horse? How would you
feel about a man saying that he wants to pose
for a photo by being naked on top of it?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Honestly, I don't know. I guess it's kind of the
means and like the lolls, and it's been a tough year,
the year horse.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Would it be safe, Lara to be rude on a horse?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Not really? I like your guy because you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Know, Okay, that's not really what I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
But okay, great, Lara, I'm looking at You've gotta like
ride it properly.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But I don't have to ride it.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I just have to sit on and then we'll take
the shot and I will get off the horse.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I think that's the goal.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You need to help me off if it's a big horse.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I just want It's actually the year of the snake.
Apparently I thought it was the year of the snake
as well.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Maybe horse next year. I think next year is the horse?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Next year?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Horses? Next year the horse?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I would love for you to be nerd on the
horse and then for someone like to do that thing
they do in movies when they let the horse go and.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Just slap it on the ass. Not funny, not funny.
That would be really great.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Gabby six five, Gabby, Hey, you've got a horse?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't actually have a gay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What have you got? Why are you calling?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Hey? I used to have a goat when I was younger?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Pretty calling for Gabby. I don't think I can ride.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
A g I'm calling the lady tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't want to hear from we don't want to
ride the horse.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I can't ride Emma thirteen six five, Emma got a horse?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Emma? Emma, hey, have you got a horse?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Okay, I've got a horse and a pony.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Okay, So next question, this is a weird follow up,
but Emma, how would you feel about me sitting on
that horse.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
In the nude?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Doesn't bother me?
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, do you think it's something that would be okay
to do?
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Like?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
What are your biggest concerns when I say to you
that I'd rather not get hurt and I just want
to ride at bareback nude as long.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
As you I get supper the sunburn I can do
with sund that's fine. And then can you get the
horse to us?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah you're kidding, Wow, you're kidding. Seriously, Well you can
get the horse to us.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Do you want a big horse for a little bring?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
But what do you think how many can you transport? Yeah,
we'll take both. Yeah, yeah, bring both, Bring both, am.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're going to hand you over to the producers. They'll
talk to you about the logistics, which they love. The
small stupid guys.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We nearly got to the end of the year. We
nearly got there where you got to put a horse.
The car park is a car park. What do you
mean the car parks? Guys? It's huge.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
There's plenty of park.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
In the car park.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
We could go to the We can go to the
park around the corner. Take a horse to the park,
take for all.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Hey, you sound like me when I'm trying to avoid
doing my homework. Get out there, get the horse. Ship
it in great news. The Garguy tickets are up next.
And the Christmas card guys, we're a step closer, you
guys getting a root and Christmas Woody ned on a
horse signed very exciting Emma, and they're bringing the horse
to us. It's a beautiful things, beautiful thing. That's why
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I've got producers. What's the pettiest revenge that you've ever
got on someone? If you've got a story, please give
us a call. Because walked out in front of my
house this morning and my neighbor, So, my neighbor two
doors up, he doesn't like my direct neighbor sure doesn't
(06:31):
like him. So when he mows the whole nature strip,
he skips his house and then keeps going and then
on the other side that is extraordinary. Yeah, so momo
momo skip for the front of their house, which by
the way involves a driveway, So he skips like two meters, yeah,
(06:52):
and then carries on and does the other ten meters
of the nature trip.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
So it can't be seen as a mistake. He's how
many how many lawns does he do that?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So? How many houses drinking he does? In total?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He does his, and then he does he skips the neighbor.
I mean, he does mine, and he does the one
next to me. So he do three houses, yeah, and
then skip the two meters of the guy next to him.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Does the person next to you?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
So the person getting skipped has there been a confrontation
or has there been? Does he ever do the sidewalks
and skip his No, he does sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
This is this guy's sidewalk is like up to like
the waste level.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Like who must do his own?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Right, so he just goes out and does his own
because the other guy's Wow, what.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Happened between the two of them?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I think if I say much more, they might be
able to identify that it's them. So believe it. Ah,
but I do find it very funny. So stinks of
an affair.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But go on air, I'm just going to throw it out.
There's a bit of juice.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, no, no, there was just a reno, right, yeah, yeah,
he didn't like the reno. Yeah yeah, I like it.
No it's not a street goals. No, no, it's nothing
like that. No, No, he didn't like he didn't with
his wife. I feel like if that was the case,
he'd be doing a lot more than just not mowing
(08:09):
his lawn. I sometimes, although needless to say, he did
cut his grass, you know what I'm saying. Now, Look,
another very very petty revenge comes from the pettiness king today.
This is in the news, So fitty scent who all
knowing them, and I find him very funny. Man, I
didn't know this, but Fiddy is known as the pettiness King.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's had a lot of things before.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
He once bought two hundred front rows seats to a
jar Rule concert.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, just so jar Rule when he came out would
see empty seats.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. So he's very he just loves
this sort of stuff. I mean, that's why he's this survivor.
I suppose at the end of the day, many men
wish death upon him, but in the end couldn't kill him.
That's a fifty cent reference for all those I have
those fans. So look, So he's made a doco, a
(09:02):
Netflix doco about Diddy. So it's called Sean Coomb's The Reckoning. Well,
I don't know if you've seen it, anyway, he did.
He's now in jail, yeah I remember. So he's in
jail for he was acquitted a racketeering and sex trafficking,
but he got put in jail for a bunch of
other stuff. So he goes to jail. Fifty Cent does
(09:25):
this interview about his new doco. Right, But he specifically
did the interview on the ABC, which is the American
Broadcasting Commission because it gets broadcast in jails. Did he
could watch so that did he would watch the interview
so that it will be on the prison TV. And
there's just a shot of him grinning in the vote
(09:48):
and yeah, which is wild. Which is wild. Now there's
also some even further stuff which I think is nuts,
which goes back to like nineteen ninety seven where fifty
cent thinks that did he had something to do with
Biggie being shot? Oh, that's right, So he's got beef
that goes all the way back to nineteen ninety seven.
(10:11):
And now he's so like he's still holding onto that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That he's doing an interview. So that did he concede
in jail?
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That is petty king for me, It's about as petty
as when I've told you the story and before my
sister annoyed me in the intent she got a brand
new laptop. I took one of the rubber feet off
her laptop.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, that's petty.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
She need her laptop every day.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I think I knew of two years two years slow
grind that would have done that would like done her
hidden every single day, just slightly uneven.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I think she got like a couple tunnel in one
of her wrists. Anyway, that's what you get first year
wrong mane.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Thirteen thirteen thirteen, one oh six five is the phone
number here? What's the pettiest revenge you've ever got?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
My next door neighbor put in an anoise complain for
I think I was saying my sixteenth birthday party. It
obviously annoyed me. So then every single morning really wasn't
that bad. But I would just get where the newspaper
was thrown and I would throw it like deep into
the bush, like into their front yard, so thinking that
every single day, it's.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like, oh the guys again for a full year.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love that these are good.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I didn't do this too many times because it's a
lot of effort. But where my brother annoyed me, I
can't remember what it was, but effectively, I'd go to
the washing basket, the family communal washing basket, and I
would dig out his school shirt from the day before
and had a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Pong about it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'd iron it and then hang it back up in his.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Cupboard, and then like the next morning, I'd go go
you stink. It's just just tiny little things like that.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
It was, and it was a classic, but a lot
of efforts like dig it out, iron the shirt.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was just too much. I wish I could keep
doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
My daughter hasn't quite nailed it, but you know, like
I someone has a boiled egg for her in the morning,
soft boiled egg, and I cut the soldiers up for her.
With the soldiers, she did boiled egg. You get it
at the egg cut? Yeah, if you tip the egg
up so down it looks like a whole egg. Then
she comes over and tells me to crack the egg
over again. There's no yo left, have you.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She hasn't quite got it yet. I don't know it's coming.
Oh sorry, I brought her the trick, so like every
time I was like down and trying to like, I
think I know what's coming here. Peanut, Peena, I don't.
I don't give it to peanut, Hi, Peena. Pettiest thing
you've ever done, petty revenge.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
Okay, So the ex husband used to come home and
take off his socks and absolutely kill us with the smell.
And it was just chuck him in the laundry, mate,
chuck him in the laundry. So he used to drive
a truck and one night I thought I'll fixed share
and I hid him in the cabin. And it was
in the middle of winter. So he got home that
night and said, Jess is smelling my car. I don't
(12:44):
in my truck. I don't know what it is. Blah
blah blah. He carried on for two weeks, ended up
taking it to the mechanics because he thought perhaps there
was something there. And then after two weeks we told
him they're your bloody socks. And he never ever left
him in the land room again.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Father, if we got Paul, Yeah, I'm thirteen one o six' Five.
Paul we're talking petty?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Revenge what you? Got he?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Mate how we are? Good back in the, DAY i
was about, eighteen the neighbor from, Hell SO i kicked
the ball over the fence as you as a, kid
and the balls would always get fustered or broken because
he didn't love. It so by playing this, scheme so
every time he put his bin out on A sunday,
Night i'll return. It so he was about four weeks.
(13:36):
Straight he was living in.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Rubbish that's really frustrating as.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well oh that would kill.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
ME i, mean this really does end up in the navy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Category.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
AGAIN i don't know if he's necessarily, petty but a
friend of mine when he was a, kid he went
over to his neighbor's house for a. Play, yeah A
swiss army knife For. CHRISTMAS a, CONTEXT a context.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Ten that's an interesting prison for a ten year old.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Anyway A swiss army knife For. Christmas whenever his, name his.
Place they kicked him. Out they were, like you're banging
a little bit too naughty or. Whatever he got, home
scaled the fence with his New swiss army, knife cut the. Clothesline,
oh right down the.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Middle that's actually quite, clever because that'd be really very.
Annoying that's really that's clever from.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Me and then back over the. Fence never speak to,
you oz is. Called it's a really good. Crime this
one job you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Don't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Do it's rehang your.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Clothesline oh, no is that we have to?
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Do?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Rehang it is? That of Course i've never had me.
Lines got you never strung a?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Clothesline, no but my lines have always stayed in tat.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oz is on thirteen one six five. Oz what's the
what's the pettiest thing you've ever?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Done, hi, Guys so this was a few years ago
and my partner cheated on me with my best friend
at the.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Time oh, sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's, okay but this partner, also this friend also had a,
partner SO i slept with her partner.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And you got.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Photos so they got sent photos of you hooking.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Up, yes holy, wait just like.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
The whole like it was two birds of one. STONE
i couldn't resist the. Opportunity, wow holy how?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Many?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
WOW a few questions? Here? Yeah so how many? Photos
just one? Photo just to? Like strange? Question?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Was it's just interesting right now, though the best of
the internet, is according to.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Me.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Will beware of the. Blood we have spent a lot
of time on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Reading and, Look i've been told to bring this stuff
to the air because everything gets a not about and
bring it up in the meeting. Room now you've got
a buzzer to move me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
On fair. ENOUGH i honestly haven't needed a lot.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Recently and you said to me before the song that
you've got your best ask reddit ever and what.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Is and ask credit's a very famous.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Subreddit i'm sure you guys would have at least once
clicked on it, accidentally it gets linked a.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Lot is ask a, question it's it's it's.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah it's basically just asking The internet a, question and
they can very specific questions to industries for, example so
you can get behind the scenes of what or you,
know people that voted For trump black one get very
political with.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It what's the best Ask reddit question of?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ever So i'll get to that in a.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Second, okay finish with finish with that.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
ONE i won't even finish it with the woods before
we get, there, though for the. Tidbits Jd, Vance Vice
president of The United, states.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Gives me born. Politics politics is not going to get.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Me SO i followed a subreddit called ME i R.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
L it's one of my. Favorites ME i R l
me in real. Life, yeah a, mural which is WHAT
i used to call it. Initially we're getting, old aren't?
We we? Are we? Are we? ARE i thought it
was pretty.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Funny it was a woman just posting what every gift
guide for.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Men is like Over.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Christmas, yeah, yeah, yeah whiskey, stones beard, oil personalized grilling,
Accessory Jonathan franz and Novel beer of The Month Club novelty,
socks leather.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Weekend, bag and A bluetooth. Speaker all sounds. Good but
that was all sounds good. Stuff exactly what they all look.
Like if my wife's, listening that's WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Want another little fun story here today FROM til, TODAY
i LEARNED til in two and, sixteen a monkey fell
onto an electrical transformer short circuligot and causing the entire
country Of kenya to have no electricity for four. Hours
wait for, it the monkey. Survived.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wow, Yeah and.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
This where it gets really.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Good four hours no power in the entire. Country we
have audio of.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
That what.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That's a joke from the Power well you would have, Thought,
oh so.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
We got off a live from the mic. Cams that's
the POWER i just wanted to Con AND i mean
this where gets really really. Good it is because the
comments light up and you guys can go and look
it for. Yourself and my favorite one here Was planet
of The Apes full of The, transformers WHICH i feel
was very. Good now my favorite ask credit question here we. Go,
okay so this is just a standard ask credit. Question
(18:17):
you get lots of good. Ones this one probably comes
up a, lot but it really lit up this. Time
what's an insider's secret from your profession that everyone.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Should probably know. About oh that's. Terrifying good, question, right,
yeah great. Question and these are good, hacks largely money.
Wise SO i thought you'd be. Interested, yeah very. Interested
so pending papers are ready gone.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
In, Banking, yeah don't ever be afraid to explicitly ask
for a fee. Refund apparently as a bank employee you
have to at least try and refund. Someone if you
ask for it and it's, denied know that that decision
was made by a, machine and that you can request
for it to go to a bank.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Manager. Wow, great you're going to do that this.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Afternoon, actually is SO i can just call the back
and say, hi like a fee refund?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Please? Yeah, great pretty. MUCH i think so all the.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Time another one, Here this is very. Interesting this is
from a, paramedic WHICH i think is like a good
LITTLE psa, potentially he, Said hillo, Everyone i'm a. Paramedic,
PERSONALLY i don't care if you take drugs or alcohol
to have a good, time as long as YOU i,
say while doing. So but what is important is WHEN
i come and ask you If i'm on the, scene
(19:27):
you have to tell me the amount and what kind it's.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Not like they deal with bounces at nightclubs where you,
go oh to us, exactly he.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Said the amount of times at their shame around it
and we only find out later on and.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Then it's too.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Late so she keep a little notepad in their, path
do you know WHAT i, mean just a little little.
NOTCHES i don't condone. IT i just want to make
that very. Clear but What i'm saying is that would
be handy if anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Happens i'm going to carry on. Here there's another really
good one here.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Reinsurance this is a woman who used to work at
an insurance.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
COMPANY i thought this one was.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Fascinating she, said for the love of All, god, appeal, appeal, appeal.
APPEAL a file.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
A grievance in an insurance.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Claim so she, said when you file an initial grievance and insurance,
claim they will always knock you back because it's internal
and not trying to find a way to solve it for.
You when you file a second, one they will then
knock you back, again which is filed. Internally if you
file a third, one that's when they have to send
it externally and that's when they will resolve it for.
You so first two appeals within all insurance, companies they
(20:29):
never want to pay you.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Out that's just so annoying That i've asked the is that?
Wild that is? Wild is that? Wild?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Okay and then find a little note from me in
we do love insurance companies them.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
All you can call an insurance company, though and just
how that can we just skip to step three?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Here, NO i think that's the, point because this Is
i'm not saying this is wrong with the. Individuals it's
just that's their. Protocol they've just got to do.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That but we love. Insurance final little.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Thought, Here oh, sorry actually it's coming up to some
of this was a thought from a coast. Guard he,
said if you get lost in the, ocean always wear
bright red or orange or.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yellow that doesn't make sense at.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
All if you're going to go shopping for, bathers just
wear because they're the colors that you can see most
easily against. Water when you're looking from the. Sky if
you're looking from a, helicopter someone get swept out to.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
See if you're an, orange, red or, yellow they'll think
you're a coast card.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Though that's what the bay watch people.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Wear, no, no, No but like if they're looking at you
from a. Helicopter they won't be able to see you
unless you're wearing red or orange or. Yellow, yeah, right,
okay they cannot see you at. All, PINK i think
hot pinker work if you want to wear a hot
pink speedo this. Summer lizzie who is in the, studio
(21:48):
she's churing everyone's come stand up, tour says who on
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Speaker 1 (21:54):
Which we're going to talk about very very.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Shortly but before we do, THAT i haven't a good
authority that you've just been in a girl's weekend trip
To New?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Zealand is that? Right can you? See i'm dead in
the eyes a little?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Bit and this has been going on for eighteen, years, Right, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
So every year my girlfriends and either's about roughly ten
to fourteen of us every year and we have A
christmas party and we've been doing it for eighteen.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Years always In New.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Zealand, no this is this is the first offshore. International
we've gone.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
International all the moms are, like, yes, girls three night,
minimum this is it.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Future we don't.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Want to go. Home how good is?
Speaker 8 (22:36):
That?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Yeah so it's all.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Happening but the first one was like at someone's, house
we're at, Union someone's mum cooked us dinner nice and
it was very. Simple but now it's like god. Elaborated,
yeah progressively, elaborate but still same trash.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Bags how many?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Girls how many trash?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Bags how many trash bags In New?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Zealand thirteen Trash, yeah all trying to light a cigarette
off a.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Toaster still.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
They're, like did anyone bring a? Light that is trash?
Baggy that's trash? Baggy whoa which one has been the
loosest the Eighteen christmas.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Parties let's go back two years. Ago we're In.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
Talkie oh, okay and So i'm From queensland, originally so
a lot of these girls have to travel into state
when we're IN. Talki so it was actually my fortieth
as well as The christmas party and the girl's.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
Fortieth so there's a lot happening this.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Weekend you're all stay in the same, house we're all.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
In, yeah it's the. Best so The queensland girls they
turn up.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
The interstate crew that they always come in. Off they
come in, Hot.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
They come in like blazers and glasses trying to sell.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
What is this?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Look, yeah they come in and they come in hot
and they're ready to. Party there was another party happening next.
Door we could hear these guys playing cricket against the.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Fence classic classic, Boys Christmas. Christmas they might be teenage
boys as, well BUT i took it as.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
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Speaker 1 (24:17):
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Speaker 8 (24:21):
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mom in a, group head mom and my head. Mom
she was, like go next, door And i'm, LIKE.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
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i don't know IF i should do. That that's not
a good look for, Me.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
And why were you chosen out of? Everyone because that's.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
My that's kind of my, role.
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That's kind of the.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
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Speaker 1 (24:48):
Funny that's me.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
And they're, like go next.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Door i'm, LIKE i don't know if this is the
right thing for, me and that's not a good.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Look and she just looked at. Me she was, like
you're not there, yet.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Brah she's head, mom who.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Like drag my ars next door trying to look Like
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One, Thanks it's really every child wants a great toy For?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Christmas but what if they had to choose between an
elite toy From hasbro and the number one item on
their parents' wish?
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Lists will And Woodies whee who Is hasbro's Best?
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Toys he Voted testa approved.
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Make Christmas magical with this year's top. Toys, okay Woods
so every day this week we're going to be sending
a kid into a Secret hasbro filled toy. Room, yes
whereby they can choose any toy they, like, or AS
i just, said the number one item on their families wish.
List we've Got ben's, Mum emma, Here, Hi?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Emma?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Hi how are you?
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Going?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah? Good how are? You you look nervous a little?
BIT i just want to know what he's.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Okay so he'll be choosing between something that we've done
a little bit of. Research we know that he loves
he LIKES nerf. Blasters he. Does, yes there are the
most ELITE nerf blasters THAT i have ever seen in
my life in that. Room so have that to choose
from all an elite brand new coffee machine from Ja.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Haggle would that? Be that would be? Awesome that's my? Wish? So,
yes is this kind of.
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Cruel this bit like when you when you roll it.
BACK i think it might have.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Been my idea AND i was, like that's. Lovelier now a,
minute this is really. Awful i'm, sorry, Apologies it's, okay
BECAUSE i feel Like i'm just going to have it
chained to me and then be, like, bye, yeah that's. It.
Yeah son doesn't punch coffees at all at the ripe
old age of. Eight.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Fortunately, okay all, right, well look he might surprise.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You does he know that you want a coffee? Machine?
YEAH i reckon he. Does he. Does i've asked my.
Hand oh, okay well then you know that might. PLAY i,
MEAN i don't know what sort of a chat you
gave him in the car on the way it is it?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Sleeper is it coffee? Machine or sleep? Outside OR i had,
it but my.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
DAUGHTER i would have trusted that she choose.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Mine BUT, i, oh, yeah we are putting his favorite
thing in the world in front of him as. Well
true it has bro nerve. Blasters all, right you're going
to get out of. Here, okay you can go make
yourself a.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Coffee we'll make you a coffee with That ninja coffee.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Machine just to really rub it, in.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay and then we're going to Take ben into The
Hasbro Secret Toy room and then we'll see you up
in the studio With.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Bod he chooses all the. Best thank, you, oh good
luck to.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
You, Okay so don't talk to, You so no conversations
With ben.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Obviously here we. Go let's Get ben And.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Benny, ben straight, up if you could add anything For?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Christmas what would it? Be you're like a nerf. Blaster
how many nerth blasters have you got at? HOME a? Lot?
Ben do you know what your um wants For?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
CHRISTMAS i think she wants for a robovack in a coffee.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Machine a robovac and a coffee machine?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Here?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay how much you love your? MUM a?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Lot?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah fair?
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Enough, Okay just do you love your mom more than nerth? Blasters?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah we're walking into a room of toys right.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Now it's been put together By hasbro and you'll be
choosing between toys From hasbro or another gift that your
mum's probably gonna be keen.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
On so what can you see, Here?
Speaker 11 (34:08):
BENNY i can see that coffee machine and heaps of nerve.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Blasts how many nerve. Blasters are we talking? Here there's
a lot THAT i can. See, well it all comes
down to, this. Mate you can only choose one.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Thing you can choose all of the nerve blasters and
you will get every single, one or you choose The
ninja coffee.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Machine oh that's hard BECAUSE i really want my mom
to get something, yep because she usually doesn't get that much.
Stuff but the nerve flossid would be.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Good, well, look you got to, Choose.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
BEN i hate to do it to your, mate but
lass about.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Choices you'll learn. That, um what are you going to go?
For a big? FELLA i Think i'm going to go
for the. Coffee you are an angel the coffee.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
Machine, yeah, wow you're a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Son go and grab that and then we'll go and
see your mom up in the. Studio, okay are you
gonna start drinking? Coffee you're a great sum. Mate well.
Done your mum will be Super she'll be so.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Happy are we so? Happy?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
YEAH i agreet Back.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Ben he was in the Secret Hasbro toys, room which
was filled with his Favorite christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Toy the only thing he really wanted was a nerf.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Blaster And i'm going to tell you his mum members
in the studio right. Now, ever there were fifteen to
twenty nerve blasters and our and like under.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Lights so he's choosing between that and then your Dream christmas,
gift which is a coffee.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Machine, YES i really want to know what he.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Chay so the other really interesting thing about this so
we actually said to him what does your mum want
For christmas before we enter the, room and he said
a robo vack and a new. Husband, No i'm, joking
he said a robo back and a coffee. Machine so he.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Knew, yeah he. Knows i've made it loud and. Clear
it's my.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Husband, yeah so this is this is more brutal than
if he chooses the nerve.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Blasters, yeah it just means that my husband's gonna have
to go again the ONES i. Want he also made
the comment to, us which was really.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Sweet he made the comment to Us he said that
mummy doesn't often get.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Things, no they always get the, always so he was.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Right across, That but he was also faced with the
nerve loud Out galactic.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Commander, yeah, yeah what do you think he?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
CHOSE I ACTUALLY i don't.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Know i'm torn because, again IF i had to send
my daughter in. THERE i know she would have got
WHAT i, wanted BUT i don't. Know with, HIM i
actually have no idea moment of.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Truth YEAH i know, Right let's Bring ben in here
and he can tell you what he.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Chose can you close your, Eyes we're going to Bring benny.
In open your.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Eyes shows the coffee and shep.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's so. Good nice, sister that's. Sweet he turned down
all the nerve. Blasters oh? Sorry were they? Huge salt
in the. Wounds we might have to have a word With.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Santaya, yeah, thanks, BUDDY i can't wait to use.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
It i'll be less grumpy in the mornings.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Now hey his?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Mom, yeah, yeah fair.
Speaker 12 (37:21):
Enough Hey Ben, wood you know we're talking and we
reckon because you did such a nice thing for your
mum and that was very mature of, you AND i
thought that was really cool looking after your.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Mom sure you can actually have all of the nerve
blasters as. Well oh my, Gosh, ben that's a, mate
AND i.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Enjoyed they're all, yours. Mate Enjoy it is Has bro's
best choice kid Voter Testra brew Make christmas magical with
this top toys that'll be back. Tomorrow Thanks Thanks, ben
you're listening To will And woody pleasure. Guys
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