February 27, 2026 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Will and Woody have been on edge all week as
a great many things entered the studio. Monday, they were
ambushed with nerve blasters.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Children.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
You have children, I get out, it's bad for radio.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Tuesday a box of their favorite themes buried in some
mysterious gool.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So I put her hand in or something. Oh it's
like poop.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No, I think there's a chick.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Got a long baked bean.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Guys, what are we looking at? I can get the nerve.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Wednesday, their mothers entered the studio of uncomfortable questions.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
What's the greatest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
The naughtiest thing you ever did around the house as a.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Kid, What's something you haven't told me? Can I take
back some of my answers?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
The most random place you've ever been naked?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Got?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
How much time have we got?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
An exhale from.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yesterday? Producer Live brought in an eye watering surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I have this lovely big bowl of onions. Oh yeah,
you are kid onions all show?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm getting it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Water will enter the studio next.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Wow, I mean highs and lies in there.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What were the highs?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Nice to see them.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It was beautiful to see our mum's mom had the
best shirt on go to our socials.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Great shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, sure, that was probably the highest point. I think
I won't.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Finished with a bang, though, I'm confident that the producers
will finish with a bang. We've got you can't go
into it now, but in the corner of the studio
there appears to be something which is covered in sheets,
a jacket.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
And a towel.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And that, and I assume that's going to be revealed
up next. There's a sign that says do not touch nice.
So the last thing to enter the studio this week
is going to be right at next. I think there's
been a person in there.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
The whole time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That would be impressive.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
If it's Russell Crowe, Russell, I can't wait to chat
to you, mate.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I think that was Will and Woody. It's time for
your final something to enter the studio today. It's someone
what They have hundreds of thousands of streams on Spotify
across three different bands artists that's played iconic venues across Australia,
(02:59):
playing some of the biggest festivals in the world with
acts like Spider Bay, Tamil and the Sniffers, Seamy Shark,
Van's Joy filld Top Hoods. They are a self taught
drummer with comparisons.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I know it is, I know it is. Surely it's Jolie.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Please welcome. Someone entering the studio.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Is matey things made jump in the corner.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
To say good to say things good.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, here's the gig.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Unreal, real, awesome, very exciting.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What have you been told about What have you been
told about.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
The g such good news?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yes, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, So I'm just here.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
I'm here to give you some sound effects and vibe music,
you know, just stuff like that. Whatever you request, what
I can do, you know, but.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I just heard you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You you've I mean, I obviously know this because I'm
a huge fan of your work.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
But you sell out gigs all over the world.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
All over the world. Yeah, some of them here are.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
There here there, And you've performed with Amy Shark and
hiped Up on.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
The same lineup, you know, same festival, but not not
with the band. Yes, yes, okay, so yeah they've gassed
me up a little bit there, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, and just for everyone listening, you want to introduce
yourself and tell tells me about yourself just for the
people listening.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Will and I know you of.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Course my name is Nelson and uh lives boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What I'll tell you what I was panicking.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
I've never seen a look in someone's eyes like that,
just really desperately trying to keep gassing me up with
no idea.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
You're doing good?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Do you feel good?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Nelson?
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Well, I'm just something.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Just here to play the drums in the studio while
we do the show.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
You don't just like if you need any jokes, drum rolls,
stuff like.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No love that that'll really add something. I reckon that
will add something.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, great, and that explains what we've got coming up next.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It was so weird. We got in there and the producers.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Said, so sorry, and Nelson, it's nice to me.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's nice to look, very nice to meet Nelson. Amazed.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We've had great things about you. We love having Live
on the show.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
She's wondering you can give us the so Live had
about a week off work because she rolled her ankle
at lawn bowls. Can you give us the true story there,
What actually happened there, Nelson.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
She was at Bowles, you know, and then she's used
to do a bit of highland or pipe band stuff,
and I think she went to do a move like
a bit of a dance move, jumped up and fell
down and landed on one ankle.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh that's not true.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
That she's great.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
If the bus is listening, she was training for a hike.
She's got coming up, of course, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Because she didn't come to talk for to us three days.
Let's of course.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
He's already job.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
First day she's gone, got his girlfriend, didn't Irish jig
out of balls? Right, Okay, let's go to a song.
It's great to have you in here, Nelson.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Lovely, I mean, and whatever we talk about up next,
you're going to you're.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Going to be doing the sound effects for I love that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Unbelievable again again, so touring anytime, serving the Pines.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
The part we're playing a gig in two saturdays. Actually
that where you play play at the gym in Collingwood.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Oh what a spot.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I will get down to the gym from this point.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
If you're talking, just play when we talk to you,
just play drums. No, no talking down Nelson.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You're a personal drummer, all right, Okay, things that we
say does need to be amplified by drums.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, okay, cool, all right, all right, so you just
feel it out, Nelson.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
That's what you're in here for wherever you feel.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So yesterday, can Nelson hear the radio feed have we're
given him? He's he's wearing them in a very cool
way upside down there are check that musician way. Okay,
So yesterday we if you missed it, my mother in
law was on the show.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
So she's Dutch. She's been visiting for a little while.
She asked this question to us, and what was my question?
Benefit So I heard your question about the romance.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I'm coming from Brazil.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I know that the Brazilians are very good lovers.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What kind of lovers are the Australian men?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Great question of lovers are the Australian men? Now, we
had a bunch of women who called in and lovers
all right, so just let Hill do it?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Just stop?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Was that an obvious throw?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Wasn't?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I thought it was straight?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
And he'll do so.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You think about like like live talk shows and they
have the live band in they don't throw to the band.
The band just does the punctuation. So just channel you're
in a fallon, I will not throw to him again.
So I've made a lot of mistakes. That was good,
all right, we don't So. We had a lot of
women call in after my mother in law called in
(08:25):
last night. Yes, and Brazilian women, a lot of Brazilian
South American women who all said that Australian men are
amazing lovers were bigger. It shocked us, Yeah, it certainly
shocked us. There was some numbers being thrown around which
which certainly rattled me and surprised me. Around minimum time
in the bedroom half an hour, Yes, now for two
(08:49):
blokes with two kids.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That just seems like an unrealistic world. It did a
fantasy land, if you will.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yes, it seemed like an outrageous number to be dealing with.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Thirty minutes to an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's only twenty four hours in a day, do you.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it just it just seems like I don't even
desire to be a thirty minute to an hour guy.
Just because like when you break down your night, you
know you've got you've got dinner, you probably want to
watch a TV show you still want to get a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Like if you throw in an hour of hanky panky.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, that's a late night, that's a late night.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
And yeah, I mean yeah, I think it all sounds
a little bit too hard if you're asking me now,
would he Well, I did do a throw as well.
You know it feels good, doesn't it. It does feel good.
So anyway, we had this chat yesterday. Yeah, all these
women caught up said half an hour was the minimum
time for an Australian man.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
You and I rattled. Yep.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I was further rattled when my father in law messaged me, oh,
yes he'd heard the chat. Oh, here it comes, and
he said, well what did he say, White, thirty minutes
should be the average, mate?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
From my father in law, this is both your.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So I've got my mother in law telling me that
I'm not a sufficient lover, and then my father in
law they're divorced by the way, listening on the other
side of the world, chimes in and goes, well, mate,
thirty minutes sho be the average.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And then he sends another message and said you should
read the book.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Maybe don't read that. Don't read that sexual book.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
The multi multi multi O Man Multi apparently a book
that was the book suggestion from my father in law.
Is there a moment and read a book called The
Multi O Man? Do you think do you think I
feel attacked?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Of course you should, you should feel emsculated.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Is there a world where your wife has spoken to
her mother and her father and said, listen, I don't
know how to have this conversation with the will But
he's Look, he's a sixty second guy.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
And it's just W.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Nelson. We pitch a lot of ideas on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And actually it's good for you to know this because
we pitch them to your partner live who's sitting out there,
and the other producers. Of course, they reject ninety percent
of the ideas that we pitched Nelson, and it's it's
and it's disgusting, it's atrocious. And we feel sorry for
the people who are listening to our radio show because
I don't get to hear these gold ideas. So every
Friday we get to repitch an idea that we think
deserves to be in the show.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now, do you want to do you want to kick
things up? I've just been told I'm not allowed to
talk to Nelson.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Okay, fair enough. Well you brought him in the studio.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What do we address you?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
What are we going to do with a man before
trying to make him feel good? Oh he got to
the drums. I get it, I get it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
He's here for the life time. Sorry, okay, so we
wood's my idea today? Yes, inspired by a note I
got my father in law. From my father in law.
Oh yeah, yeah, he told me that thirty seconds is sorry,
thirty minutes is what the average man.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Should probably achieve in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's a note from my father in law which I
find particularly wild. So I thought we could ask on
thirteen one o six five, what's the wildest thing your
father in law said to you? Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Gee, that's pretty cool, because.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I don't think anyone's going to be putting a timer
on how long you should last in the bedroom from
your father in law.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
But the more I think about that, that's very strange.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
My father in law said some pretty wild things to me.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh yeah, you've had yeah, Terry. Yeah, he's an interesting cat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's a interesting cat.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
He's probably listening right now, Terry. I won't I won't
say what you've said to me because he'd be worried. Really, Yeah,
it's not appropriate for radio. That's a good idea, though,
I quite like it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I do like that.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
He is what I've been pitching all week though, Okay,
I'm angry that it's never made the show because I
think I do think it's very relatable.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
How many days in a row can you re use
the same jokes?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
One?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
This is the discussion. Let's not get into it. Not sure,
let's there is a discussion.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
You flip them once?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
What about when you're traveling? Because we're in it. We're
in it.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
No, mate, how many days are you? I could do
four for.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I could do four. I could do four all right,
But again.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I don't want to I want to spoil it, mane,
because are we choosing that or are we choosing other? Law?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Joe? What are you like?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
What do you prefer out of those? It's so tough?
Both good bits? I agree, both great bits.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Maybe we both maybe we both got quite a lot
of gear in the show this week.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I mean, you know, how was that?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Maybe we should go with the jock staff, considering that's
what you spent the most time on Bang.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Naturally, the conversation just started sparkling between us.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You know, we want to talk about it.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I've got so many angles.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Over to you guys, there is a reason there is. Yeah,
he's got angles. He's got angles, and he's.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Got is it one? Two days?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Thirteen six five is the number? How many days in
a row can you reuse the same jocks?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Or again?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I mean the dream for me, and I said this
in my email to you guys, the dream for me
is you're currently on a bit of a run with
the same pair of jocks, Like, are you in the
car right now?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And you know you've gone five days? I just it's great,
it's good. It's a bit of color on a Friday.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Will all right, we'll take the calls up next. So
thirteen one oh six.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Five I did do a TV show called I'm a Celebrity,
Get Me out of here? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Here we go?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Right?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
All right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
When I bring it up, No, you can.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Figure it up.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
There were two million for the for the What was
the figure you revealed with the two million?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's it was two two million.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
That was architects.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yes, got text hard by the South African government anyway,
not important, but I went in there. So you can
only bring in you. When you get in there, you
can put jocks in there. That's all you can put
in there in your bag, right, they provide everything out
only jocks, Only jocks. Okay, so on Speedo's ad Speedo's
and jocks.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Did you buy a new jocks? No?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Why I'm going to the jungle, mate, Why would I
get new jocks for the jungle? They're on television, falthy
And when you hear this, like, so twenty eight days
I was in there, four pairs.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Of jocks.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Which have a personal drammer in here by the way,
which is a nice and so here's the thing I
would get, so a whole week.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Also, I would get so like worried about my jocks
being wet. You know I don't like wearing wet clothes
or underwear. Yeah, never washed them.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So twenty eight days unwashed jocks.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
So how often we did you change them?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I couldn't tell you because what I kept doing I
didn't want to think about it. I just put the
jocks in my bag and whichever one I grabbed i'd wear.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Did I throw those jocks out? No, still got them.
So that's that's where I'm at Samuel's got a lot
of boys of gold, which is which surprises me.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Samuel and thirteen one o six five? What are your thoughts? Man?
How many? How many days can you go with the
same jocks? I reckon one days and a half.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
But I've got to say I got home from work
last night and I just halfed out, So I'm on
two days at the moment.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, oh, you're you're on. You're on a roll right now, Samuel,
you're a live one.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Would you push to three? Did you push to three? Sammy?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Boy?
Speaker 9 (16:20):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Let's get to a Let's get to a Liza. I reckon,
let's get to a live because I mean just that's
get to be gross at some point. Let's just you
know what's gross about it so much?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Let's go to Eliza here. I'm thirty six five. Great
to have a female voice here, Eliza. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 10 (16:41):
I'm all right with turn them inside out if forgets
you another day. But I was going to say, if
we're talking bras, I reckon, you can go even longer.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, ages interesting?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Now what are we talking here?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Because that's something that will and I can't necessarily relate
to are we talking that like jeans, like you never
wash them?
Speaker 10 (16:58):
No, I think you're gotta wash them. But I'm I'm okay.
I wouldn't judge anyone I reckon a week.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I was going to say I reckon. I mean, oh,
I don't give you listening. I can send with with.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So it's like saying bravery every day for a full week.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
What about Eliza? What about a sports bra? Because no
doubt you're pouring a fair bit of sweat into that
bad boy.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
I'm okay with it. I don't care. I should have
gone anonymous.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You probably.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Enough questions about bras, did you, Siza?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
No doubt you're pouring a bunch of sweat into your
sports bra, into that note, into that bay.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Into those bad boys, the bra we you are?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Can we just come on.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
The last thing to enter the studio this week? We'veout
something every day this week. You can follow along on the.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Socials, will and what a range of things was with.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
The last thing to enter the studio this week was
a live drum kit with a guy called Nelson who's
playing drums for us live on the show this afternoon
and right now he's going to be playing drums.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Behind the girl from Ipanema.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
As we take your calls in the open line, Woods
thirteen one oh sixty five, Give us a call, tell
us anything Eliza has called us.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Hire Lisa, Hi, guys, it's my birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday
for tomorrow. What are the plans I'm.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Actually adopting two kittens?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Did you say.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
To kittens?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Kids? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
My gosh, no kittens? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Great, great stuff, great stuff. Enjoy your pussy cats, Alisa
and guy.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Listen to you guys every single day.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
You guys are there.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're Alisa. Enjoy tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Love that birthday weekend? Cooling to say, tell us that
that's great, Sally, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Great start. It's a great start to your birthday weekend.
Cats not great. I don't have a great relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
With my cat, so potentially won't be fulfilling for it tomorrow.
But maybe sure fine cats that like a Taylor. I'm
thirteen one o six y five. What would you like
to talk to us about?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Taylor? Taylor?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
There, We're gonna have to move on to Liam. Sorry, Taylor,
you've choked Liam. What are you wanna talk about?
Speaker 10 (19:30):
I've got a question.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Go on.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
It also made your help.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Hang on two sexs mate, you just dropped out. Sound
you've got a question for us? Yeah, I need your help. Okay,
go on.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
So, if it's zero degrees celsius today and it's going
to be twice as cold tomorrow, what temperature is it
going to be? Oh that's good, that's really good. Okay,
So it's zero twice as cold tomorrow. Oh man, oh
that is hurting my brain.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
On zero today, twice as cold tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Let's say, what's the what's the minimum temperature that the
location you've been in has ever been?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
What's me?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, it's a okay. So let's say you're in an
environment where the lowest it's ever been is negative ten degrees. Yeah,
i'd say it's going to be double as cold. It's
going to be negative five.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Obvious, No, double as cold means negative twenty.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
But that's not the point of question. It's just changed
the variable the questions zero. That's why it's difficult.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And I'm saying though, that in the location that he's in,
what's the lowest it's ever been?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Zero?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Oh? Yeah, that's the bit.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Come to me, what's the lowest it's ever been?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He said that the temperature is zero today, it's zero tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
It's double as it's zero. It's always been zero as
the coldest, but it's twice as cold tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
It's an impossible question.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I'm going to have the top drink change.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, let's kick things off with Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Hi, Rebecca, Hello, you're there? Oh yeah, here beautiful, you
know what you're doing?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, of course, here we go, Can one.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Rebecca, Thanks, that's a bit correct?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Well, god, nice, right, work, right.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Work, got the live drum kid in the studio for
a Friday afternoon of worked. Well, wait, beautiful that we
don't need the can the can stages for each can.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Just have the drum kit roll like that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, it comes can two.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
That's to be sure.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh incorrect, Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Hello, I'm lucky. All right, let's go to Alex.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I'm lucky. Just bad.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, not fair one, Alec. You want to have a go?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, sure mate, all right, he comes can one?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Oh soft drink a beer.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
It was a very soft, drinky sounding beer.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Do we do we think? How's your cracking going? Are
the cans warm?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
You feel like you're off today?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's a cold beer that felt like a perfect crack really,
and once again it's it's not the cracker, mate. There's
obviously a little bit of inconsistency going on the carbonation
of beer. Look, I think we need to do a
little bit of a walk through at the factories they
walk through they make do they make the just a
little walk through?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
What's happening here, guys, because we've got a lot of beers.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Sorry, you want to get down to where a mountain
go to or a or Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I want to go down to the goat. I want
to go to Coca Cola and they walk through and go, guys.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
We think you're making your drinks differently.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Where's it falling down? Why is it falling down?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
All right? Goat is around the corner. So I feel
like we might be able to work it.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Might have pop down and just go how are you
getting equal carbonation in each of your beverages?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Would you really say that? No?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, but I'll get produced. We got Jesse here, I'm
thirty one six five, Jess. Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Jess?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It says in your name here officer. You a police officer?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
No, No, I live in officer.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That makes a lot of sense, Okay, now you're on
the way to edge sheering tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Is that right? Yes, we are, Will's Will's going to
can't wight. I'll see you there, he's in the box.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Likely I'll wave at you from above.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
We'll be standing there. We'll give you away, you give me.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I'll see if I can ferry down something to appease
you and your friends.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
Oh yeah, well it's my son's first concept.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
So oh wow, that's where to make it real? All right? Yeah, okay, well, Jess, honestly,
if I see you, I'll do my best, amazing, no worries.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, let's crack.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Some cans before a great interaction with Will tonight his
can one.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We're going soft drink? Was it a soft drink?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It bloody was Jess.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Here we go. We're on the board or on the
board that's for ken one.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
By the way, normally we do that six or seven
cans in, we go to a song, build the suspense.
But yeah, you're feeling it, man like we've got the
live kid in here. I feel, you know, a nice
raw live moment for everyone.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Only fifteen cans to go, Jess, to get two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Here we go very far ten two.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
Soft drink.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Are you sure? Because my husband looked at me I
was a beer.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, you've still got ed enjoy it tonight we will
and remember Will's going to buy you a drink and
he's gonna Yeah.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
I will see you at the after party.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Right, Jess, if you manage to get into the corporate box,
I will look after you.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (25:11):
You'll send me an SMS.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
With the deep she's here with his son. What do
you think they'll give us some chips? Let's go to summer.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Summer? Him here we go. Let's go to can one.
You reckon? You've got six cans before in a row summer?
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Yeah, yeah, I have. I've been playing along with you
guys for a while.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Now, all right, that would make the producers sweat. I
don't want to give away this money.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
You'd be honest. I'm trying to be Beatrice the Gladiator.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Why are you going for Beatrice? What's what? Why have
you got her in the refinder?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Because I'm trying. Well, if I get, you know, more
than ten Let's say I want to be known as
some of the Slatton, so I want my own name.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
You say some of this, some of this the sluttin.
What did you say?
Speaker 10 (25:59):
Hang on? Maybe maybe like Spanyon spanions some of the.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Strong Gladiator reference. I love it with a Spaniard slot.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Okay, here's ken number one.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
No, I might have been Spartan. It would have made
a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Number one.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Oh er, big build, big build, big builds.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Definitely big slash no cash, Hey, Summer, because you are
such a big can you hear it? Listen though you
can ever? Can you hear it at stubby holder which
will send over to you? Okay, you can, joy mate,
have a great weekend. You can play at home with
your friends.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Anyone can do that. Anyone can do that.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
But you've got the official stubby holders a bit better.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
It's true when grand sends it, used to send us
the Family Feud board game to play at home with
our families, and the deal.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
You could just play Family Feud with the paper and pen.
But that's true.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Let's go to Pete here. Pete, you're the final player
of today. How are you feeling?
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Yeah, look, not too confident. I'm going to go with
a plan of attack where I'm going to say the
opposite to what I think because I always get it wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
That's brilliant actually called the show then, Pete, can I
just because I mean, I respect it. I want to
start by saying that I do respect it. I just
find a little bit strange if I'm awful at something,
generally speaking, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
To because I'm just going to go with pot luck.
I feel like there's a lot of luck behind this
as well.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Love that.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, pet that, and we encourage everyone to call is
when I'm being reminded of, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And also again, his theory is if he's bad at it,
if he goes the opposite, Pete, I can't wait to
see what happens here.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's go to can one.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Soft drink.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
So to be clear, you think that's a beer and
you've done the opposite.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Correct, You're correct.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Wow that this could be here. We go.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Can number two.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm want to say, ber these, I keep doing the opposite.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Peat You you are bad at this, aren't you?
Speaker 10 (28:22):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Keep getting these right? You're bad?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
What this is insane? I love that you've prefaced what
the game plan is here. So the journey.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, here's can number three.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
I'm want to take beer.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Oh, no, would he spilled a can of the desk
can of the jest. Can we get a text?
Speaker 9 (28:50):
You're getting me excited.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Don't get a tech.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Don't get a text, don't get a tech.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Get good.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Listen. I'm getting so text.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
If you listening, don't worry text. If you listening, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
What he did. What he did not spill a beer.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I'm just so pumped about this, mate.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I can't believe that this is working and you're doing
the opposite to everything you think.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I just should we go to can four? Absolutely, drum roll,
please live Kit Nelson.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
I'm going to go with soft drink for that one.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, this story that Australia needs. This Wow, Pete and Pete,
So every single time you have literally had the moment
in your head where you you think it's the opposite,
or you think it's something and then you guess the opposite.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Yeah, so I think it's like if it's a bit,
I think it's a beer, But then I'm telling you
it's the opposite, which is what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I just I just love this so much. Let's go
to can number five. Let's bloody do it.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Here we go, I'm going to go beer he's got six.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So is that five or six? Is that five or six?
He's got that's five? Is that five or six? I
thought that was six?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
How many? Sixteen?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Sixteen? Gets your ten grand? And I've got you down
for five. I've got down for six, but has got
you down five? I think you might have been there.
We'll go back to the countdown at count bank.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That's five, he's got five, it's got five.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So this is for can six. Yes, you get this,
You've got ten cans to go, Pete. I'm gonna be
honest with you. We've got Kevin Parker up next from
tam in Parlor. It'd be hard to push him based
on the.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Fact that we've got to can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Player?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
But Pete, but well, I mean, if you want to
have that chat with Big keV, you can chat with it.
But I reckon what we do like a producer to Pete, Pete,
if you get six, if you get six cans, we'll
bring you back on Monday to continue the journey and do.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
The other ten. How's that sounds like?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Boys? All right? Cool?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Well, let's let's just in his can six.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, let's let's get through Can six.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Press So this will be equaling with Joe Jonas who's
got six cans in a row. Not playing with your
tactic though, Pete, here we go can six.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
I'm gonna go a soft drink.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
We've got Kevin Parker up next, Pete, but we will
see you on Monday. Okay, so stand by your phone.
I mean, would you like to come in. You can
have a chat with the producers about that. But we've
got Kevin Parker up next. Is Pete with the most
extraordinary tactic has woven his way into the ken you
hear in history books.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's great, this is straight. I loved every second of it.
I can't tell all right.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Tam and Parlor just announced the Deadbeat Tour is coming
to Australia this October. Chickens on sale Friday eighty twenty
seventh of February. He's not gonna want me to say
this to his face because he's a very, very humble guy.
But Kevin Parker, who is Tamim Parler, obviously hailing from
Western Australia, a guy who has collaborated with Dua Lipa,
The Weekend Lady Gaga, Travis Scott, Mark Ronson, Guerrillas, Brianna, Asap, Rocky,
(32:02):
so many more. He just won a Grammy number three
in the Hottest Countdown that happens on another station this
year with Dracula, which was obviously the single from the
brand new Deadbeat Record. He really is the talisman for
Australian music doing huge things on a global scale.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Welcome to Will and Woody, Kevin Parker, Kevin, how are you?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Guys? Good?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
How are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Good man.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I'm just like sort of strolling around my studio. I
feel like I talk better if I'm doing this. You
don't you know when you're like walking and talking at
the same time.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, it's I'm a strutter on the phone as well.
I feel like as soon as I sit down, the
thoughts don't come.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Yeah, exactly what's with that?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Thanks so much for coming on. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Pumped about the fact that you are going to be
touring Deadbeat Record this October. Woods and I are completely
enamored with the place that you made this for a
lot of people haven't been down to the southwest of
Western Australia.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
It is absolute God's country.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
It looks that you used a record for an excuse
to bow yourself up down there for a whole two years,
so it always excuse.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm going to just go to your Instagram post actually
where you said another album that almost killed me two
years of sweat and tears and self neglect.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But I wouldn't have it any other way.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I'd love to just focus on the self neglect that
went on there.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
So are we talking like no showering for a while, Kevin, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
I just all sorts of sort of self care just
sort of goes out the window.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
But I mean, like honestly, it's like it's part of it,
you know.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
It's like it's kind of outli It's like if you're
not going a bit feral, then you're not.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Getting as lost in it as you could.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
To me, it's like it's like, yeah, like having like
long fingernails and like you haven't shaved and smell a bit,
you know, like you've got it and you just sort
of like completely you know, you're like mister Burns in
that album the Casino episode.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Did you have any moments where like your wife would
come and visit you, like during the record, like she
brings over some croissants or something, and was pretty rattled
by the site.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
Yeah, she does what she.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Can, but she knows, you know you first radio that
she knows how to how to deal with me in
that in those times.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I mean in the creative process there because I know,
like down the other end of the spectrum, you know,
because you can push that too. Five He Trent Reznor
talk about their first nine inch Nails record and how
it's like I'm on the I'm getting on the getting
the art out of myself if I'm going on these
massive vendors, and you know, it's and I think he said,
I couldn't do it again otherwise I die. So he
has he has process now where he's like I just
get up everyone. I think the quote he used was
(34:37):
like I can't control when lightning happens, but I can
be ready for it.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I can.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I mean obviously it's a slippery slope. And you know
it's like every album I do, I get better at
sort of balancing that. This was the album where I
was like, I'm not going to lose my mind. You know,
I'm just going to stay. I'm going to stay like
arms with you, just give in to it.
Speaker 8 (34:58):
I do whatever I have to do.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
To feel like I'm doing something special. You know, I
want to be lost and I want to feel like
I'm like working on a song that could like bring
about world peace.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
You know, that's kind of delusion that you're you're.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Like, this song's going to change the world.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
You know, you like you can only you only get
into that Kanye West like mind frame by just diving
into it. You know, if you've got to let rationality
go out the window a little bit, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I know, I know You've worked with Lady Gaga, Kevin,
and we actually spoke to her about the fact that
the songs come to her. So when she's like writing
an album, she says she's actually listening for things to
come to her and then she just puts that down
on paper. But she talked about the fact that it
always happens to her during her sleep, like she'll be
in the middle of her sleep and something will come
to her. I know you said you're like your seven hours,
(35:48):
But does that happen to you at all, Kevin, where
it's just like, oh God, another banger at three am,
I've got to go and put this down.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
No, Weirdly, it never happens to me, Oh, I never
get No, I've heard people about like I've heard about
people like hearing songs in dreams.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
I'm just I'm too busy doing completely random stuff, you know,
with a high dog.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
There's this joke, you know, it's.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Like like my dreams aren't has inspired, They're just complete randomness.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Oh that's awesome, Hey, make congrats on another record, on
another amazing achievement.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
In the in the industry. I read an interview with
you recently.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
We were saying it was so scary releasing something that
you've been working on for two years because he's you know,
waiting for someone to say they hate it. But it's
just amazing that you continue to make music. It's such
a high quality for so long. Now it feels like
you've been you know, just pioneering and like just really
flying the flag for Australia and even all these different
people that would know you and bump into it's cool
(36:46):
to think, like, oh, if you meet Kevin Parker, like
I'm happy that he's the representation of Australia, you know,
so thank you so much for the music, like all
the tours, dude, and hopefully we'll see you down under.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Definitely thanks to see you there.
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Will and Woody have been on edge all week as
a great many things entered the studio. Monday, they were
ambushed with nerve blasters.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Children.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
You have children, I get out, it's bad for radio.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Tuesday a box of their favorite themes buried in some
mysterious gool.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So I put her hand in or something. Oh it's
like poop.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No, I think there's a chick.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Got a long baked bean.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Guys, what are we looking at? I can get the nerve.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Wednesday, their mothers entered the studio of uncomfortable questions.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
What's the greatest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
The naughtiest thing you ever did around the house as a.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Kid, What's something you haven't told me? Can I take
back some of my answers?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
The most random place you've ever been naked?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Got?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
How much time have we got?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
An exhale from.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yesterday? Producer Live brought in an eye watering surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I have this lovely big bowl of onions. Oh yeah,
you are kid onions all show?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm getting it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Water will enter the studio next.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Wow, I mean highs and lies in there.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What were the highs?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Nice to see them.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It was beautiful to see our mum's mom had the
best shirt on go to our socials.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Great shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, sure, that was probably the highest point. I think
I won't.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Finished with a bang, though, I'm confident that the producers
will finish with a bang. We've got you can't go
into it now, but in the corner of the studio
there appears to be something which is covered in sheets,
a jacket.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
And a towel.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And that, and I assume that's going to be revealed
up next. There's a sign that says do not touch nice.
So the last thing to enter the studio this week
is going to be right at next. I think there's
been a person in there.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
The whole time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That would be impressive.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
If it's Russell Crowe, Russell, I can't wait to chat
to you, mate.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I think that was Will and Woody. It's time for
your final something to enter the studio today. It's someone
what They have hundreds of thousands of streams on Spotify
across three different bands artists that's played iconic venues across Australia,
(02:59):
playing some of the biggest festivals in the world with
acts like Spider Bay, Tamil and the Sniffers, Seamy Shark,
Van's Joy filld Top Hoods. They are a self taught
drummer with comparisons.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I know it is, I know it is. Surely it's Jolie.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Please welcome. Someone entering the studio.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Is matey things made jump in the corner.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
To say good to say things good.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, here's the gig.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Unreal, real, awesome, very exciting.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What have you been told about What have you been
told about.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
The g such good news?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yes, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, So I'm just here.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
I'm here to give you some sound effects and vibe music,
you know, just stuff like that. Whatever you request, what
I can do, you know, but.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I just heard you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You you've I mean, I obviously know this because I'm
a huge fan of your work.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
But you sell out gigs all over the world.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
All over the world. Yeah, some of them here are.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
There here there, And you've performed with Amy Shark and
hiped Up on.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
The same lineup, you know, same festival, but not not
with the band. Yes, yes, okay, so yeah they've gassed
me up a little bit there, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, and just for everyone listening, you want to introduce
yourself and tell tells me about yourself just for the
people listening.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Will and I know you of.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Course my name is Nelson and uh lives boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What I'll tell you what I was panicking.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
I've never seen a look in someone's eyes like that,
just really desperately trying to keep gassing me up with
no idea.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
You're doing good?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Do you feel good?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Nelson?
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Well, I'm just something.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Just here to play the drums in the studio while
we do the show.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
You don't just like if you need any jokes, drum rolls,
stuff like.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No love that that'll really add something. I reckon that
will add something.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, great, and that explains what we've got coming up next.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It was so weird. We got in there and the producers.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Said, so sorry, and Nelson, it's nice to me.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's nice to look, very nice to meet Nelson. Amazed.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We've had great things about you. We love having Live
on the show.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
She's wondering you can give us the so Live had
about a week off work because she rolled her ankle
at lawn bowls. Can you give us the true story there,
What actually happened there, Nelson.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
She was at Bowles, you know, and then she's used
to do a bit of highland or pipe band stuff,
and I think she went to do a move like
a bit of a dance move, jumped up and fell
down and landed on one ankle.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh that's not true.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
That she's great.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
If the bus is listening, she was training for a hike.
She's got coming up, of course, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Because she didn't come to talk for to us three days.
Let's of course.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
He's already job.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
First day she's gone, got his girlfriend, didn't Irish jig
out of balls? Right, Okay, let's go to a song.
It's great to have you in here, Nelson.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Lovely, I mean, and whatever we talk about up next,
you're going to you're.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Going to be doing the sound effects for I love that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Unbelievable again again, so touring anytime, serving the Pines.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
The part we're playing a gig in two saturdays. Actually
that where you play play at the gym in Collingwood.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Oh what a spot.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
I will get down to the gym from this point.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
If you're talking, just play when we talk to you,
just play drums. No, no talking down Nelson.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You're a personal drummer, all right, Okay, things that we
say does need to be amplified by drums.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, okay, cool, all right, all right, so you just
feel it out, Nelson.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
That's what you're in here for wherever you feel.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So yesterday, can Nelson hear the radio feed have we're
given him? He's he's wearing them in a very cool
way upside down there are check that musician way. Okay,
So yesterday we if you missed it, my mother in
law was on the show.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
So she's Dutch. She's been visiting for a little while.
She asked this question to us, and what was my question?
Benefit So I heard your question about the romance.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I'm coming from Brazil.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I know that the Brazilians are very good lovers.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What kind of lovers are the Australian men?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Great question of lovers are the Australian men? Now, we
had a bunch of women who called in and lovers
all right, so just let Hill do it?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Just stop?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Was that an obvious throw?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Wasn't?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I thought it was straight?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
And he'll do so.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You think about like like live talk shows and they
have the live band in they don't throw to the band.
The band just does the punctuation. So just channel you're
in a fallon, I will not throw to him again.
So I've made a lot of mistakes. That was good,
all right, we don't So. We had a lot of
women call in after my mother in law called in
(08:25):
last night. Yes, and Brazilian women, a lot of Brazilian
South American women who all said that Australian men are
amazing lovers were bigger. It shocked us, Yeah, it certainly
shocked us. There was some numbers being thrown around which
which certainly rattled me and surprised me. Around minimum time
in the bedroom half an hour, Yes, now for two
(08:49):
blokes with two kids.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That just seems like an unrealistic world. It did a
fantasy land, if you will.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yes, it seemed like an outrageous number to be dealing with.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Thirty minutes to an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's only twenty four hours in a day, do you.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it just it just seems like I don't even
desire to be a thirty minute to an hour guy.
Just because like when you break down your night, you
know you've got you've got dinner, you probably want to
watch a TV show you still want to get a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Like if you throw in an hour of hanky panky.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, that's a late night, that's a late night.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
And yeah, I mean yeah, I think it all sounds
a little bit too hard if you're asking me now,
would he Well, I did do a throw as well.
You know it feels good, doesn't it. It does feel good.
So anyway, we had this chat yesterday. Yeah, all these
women caught up said half an hour was the minimum
time for an Australian man.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
You and I rattled. Yep.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I was further rattled when my father in law messaged me, oh,
yes he'd heard the chat. Oh, here it comes, and
he said, well what did he say, White, thirty minutes
should be the average, mate?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
From my father in law, this is both your.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So I've got my mother in law telling me that
I'm not a sufficient lover, and then my father in
law they're divorced by the way, listening on the other
side of the world, chimes in and goes, well, mate,
thirty minutes sho be the average.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And then he sends another message and said you should
read the book.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Maybe don't read that. Don't read that sexual book.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
The multi multi multi O Man Multi apparently a book
that was the book suggestion from my father in law.
Is there a moment and read a book called The
Multi O Man? Do you think do you think I
feel attacked?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Of course you should, you should feel emsculated.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Is there a world where your wife has spoken to
her mother and her father and said, listen, I don't
know how to have this conversation with the will But
he's Look, he's a sixty second guy.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
And it's just W.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Nelson. We pitch a lot of ideas on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And actually it's good for you to know this because
we pitch them to your partner live who's sitting out there,
and the other producers. Of course, they reject ninety percent
of the ideas that we pitched Nelson, and it's it's
and it's disgusting, it's atrocious. And we feel sorry for
the people who are listening to our radio show because
I don't get to hear these gold ideas. So every
Friday we get to repitch an idea that we think
deserves to be in the show.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now, do you want to do you want to kick
things up? I've just been told I'm not allowed to
talk to Nelson.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Okay, fair enough. Well you brought him in the studio.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What do we address you?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
What are we going to do with a man before
trying to make him feel good? Oh he got to
the drums. I get it, I get it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
He's here for the life time. Sorry, okay, so we
wood's my idea today? Yes, inspired by a note I
got my father in law. From my father in law.
Oh yeah, yeah, he told me that thirty seconds is sorry,
thirty minutes is what the average man.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Should probably achieve in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's a note from my father in law which I
find particularly wild. So I thought we could ask on
thirteen one o six five, what's the wildest thing your
father in law said to you? Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Gee, that's pretty cool, because.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I don't think anyone's going to be putting a timer
on how long you should last in the bedroom from
your father in law.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
But the more I think about that, that's very strange.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
My father in law said some pretty wild things to me.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh yeah, you've had yeah, Terry. Yeah, he's an interesting cat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's a interesting cat.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
He's probably listening right now, Terry. I won't I won't
say what you've said to me because he'd be worried. Really, Yeah,
it's not appropriate for radio. That's a good idea, though,
I quite like it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I do like that.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
He is what I've been pitching all week though, Okay,
I'm angry that it's never made the show because I
think I do think it's very relatable.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
How many days in a row can you re use
the same jokes?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
One?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
This is the discussion. Let's not get into it. Not sure,
let's there is a discussion.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
You flip them once?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
What about when you're traveling? Because we're in it. We're
in it.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
No, mate, how many days are you? I could do
four for.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I could do four. I could do four all right,
But again.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I don't want to I want to spoil it, mane,
because are we choosing that or are we choosing other? Law?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Joe? What are you like?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
What do you prefer out of those? It's so tough?
Both good bits? I agree, both great bits.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Maybe we both maybe we both got quite a lot
of gear in the show this week.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I mean, you know, how was that?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Maybe we should go with the jock staff, considering that's
what you spent the most time on Bang.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Naturally, the conversation just started sparkling between us.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You know, we want to talk about it.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I've got so many angles.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Over to you guys, there is a reason there is. Yeah,
he's got angles. He's got angles, and he's.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Got is it one? Two days?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Thirteen six five is the number? How many days in
a row can you reuse the same jocks?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Or again?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I mean the dream for me, and I said this
in my email to you guys, the dream for me
is you're currently on a bit of a run with
the same pair of jocks, Like, are you in the
car right now?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And you know you've gone five days? I just it's great,
it's good. It's a bit of color on a Friday.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Will all right, we'll take the calls up next. So
thirteen one oh six.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Five I did do a TV show called I'm a Celebrity,
Get Me out of here? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Here we go?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Right?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
All right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
When I bring it up, No, you can.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Figure it up.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
There were two million for the for the What was
the figure you revealed with the two million?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's it was two two million.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
That was architects.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yes, got text hard by the South African government anyway,
not important, but I went in there. So you can
only bring in you. When you get in there, you
can put jocks in there. That's all you can put
in there in your bag, right, they provide everything out
only jocks, Only jocks. Okay, so on Speedo's ad Speedo's
and jocks.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Did you buy a new jocks? No?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Why I'm going to the jungle, mate, Why would I
get new jocks for the jungle? They're on television, falthy
And when you hear this, like, so twenty eight days
I was in there, four pairs.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Of jocks.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Which have a personal drammer in here by the way,
which is a nice and so here's the thing I
would get, so a whole week.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Also, I would get so like worried about my jocks
being wet. You know I don't like wearing wet clothes
or underwear. Yeah, never washed them.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So twenty eight days unwashed jocks.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
So how often we did you change them?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I couldn't tell you because what I kept doing I
didn't want to think about it. I just put the
jocks in my bag and whichever one I grabbed i'd wear.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Did I throw those jocks out? No, still got them.
So that's that's where I'm at Samuel's got a lot
of boys of gold, which is which surprises me.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Samuel and thirteen one o six five? What are your thoughts? Man?
How many? How many days can you go with the
same jocks? I reckon one days and a half.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
But I've got to say I got home from work
last night and I just halfed out, So I'm on
two days at the moment.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, oh, you're you're on. You're on a roll right now, Samuel,
you're a live one.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Would you push to three? Did you push to three? Sammy?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Boy?
Speaker 9 (16:20):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Let's get to a Let's get to a Liza. I reckon,
let's get to a live because I mean just that's
get to be gross at some point. Let's just you
know what's gross about it so much?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Let's go to Eliza here. I'm thirty six five. Great
to have a female voice here, Eliza. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 10 (16:41):
I'm all right with turn them inside out if forgets
you another day. But I was going to say, if
we're talking bras, I reckon, you can go even longer.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, ages interesting?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Now what are we talking here?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Because that's something that will and I can't necessarily relate
to are we talking that like jeans, like you never
wash them?
Speaker 10 (16:58):
No, I think you're gotta wash them. But I'm I'm okay.
I wouldn't judge anyone I reckon a week.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I was going to say I reckon. I mean, oh,
I don't give you listening. I can send with with.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So it's like saying bravery every day for a full week.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
What about Eliza? What about a sports bra? Because no
doubt you're pouring a fair bit of sweat into that
bad boy.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
I'm okay with it. I don't care. I should have
gone anonymous.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You probably.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Enough questions about bras, did you, Siza?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
No doubt you're pouring a bunch of sweat into your
sports bra, into that note, into that bay.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Into those bad boys, the bra we you are?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Can we just come on.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
The last thing to enter the studio this week? We'veout
something every day this week. You can follow along on the.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Socials, will and what a range of things was with.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
The last thing to enter the studio this week was
a live drum kit with a guy called Nelson who's
playing drums for us live on the show this afternoon
and right now he's going to be playing drums.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Behind the girl from Ipanema.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
As we take your calls in the open line, Woods
thirteen one oh sixty five, Give us a call, tell
us anything Eliza has called us.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Hire Lisa, Hi, guys, it's my birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday
for tomorrow. What are the plans I'm.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Actually adopting two kittens?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Did you say.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
To kittens?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Kids? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
My gosh, no kittens? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Great, great stuff, great stuff. Enjoy your pussy cats, Alisa
and guy.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Listen to you guys every single day.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
You guys are there.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're Alisa. Enjoy tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Love that birthday weekend? Cooling to say, tell us that
that's great, Sally, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Great start. It's a great start to your birthday weekend.
Cats not great. I don't have a great relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
With my cat, so potentially won't be fulfilling for it tomorrow.
But maybe sure fine cats that like a Taylor. I'm
thirteen one o six y five. What would you like
to talk to us about?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Taylor? Taylor?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
There, We're gonna have to move on to Liam. Sorry, Taylor,
you've choked Liam. What are you wanna talk about?
Speaker 10 (19:30):
I've got a question.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Go on.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
It also made your help.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Hang on two sexs mate, you just dropped out. Sound
you've got a question for us? Yeah, I need your help. Okay,
go on.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
So, if it's zero degrees celsius today and it's going
to be twice as cold tomorrow, what temperature is it
going to be? Oh that's good, that's really good. Okay,
So it's zero twice as cold tomorrow. Oh man, oh
that is hurting my brain.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
On zero today, twice as cold tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Let's say, what's the what's the minimum temperature that the
location you've been in has ever been?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
What's me?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, it's a okay. So let's say you're in an
environment where the lowest it's ever been is negative ten degrees. Yeah,
i'd say it's going to be double as cold. It's
going to be negative five.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Obvious, No, double as cold means negative twenty.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
But that's not the point of question. It's just changed
the variable the questions zero. That's why it's difficult.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And I'm saying though, that in the location that he's in,
what's the lowest it's ever been?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Zero?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Oh? Yeah, that's the bit.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Come to me, what's the lowest it's ever been?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
He said that the temperature is zero today, it's zero tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
It's double as it's zero. It's always been zero as
the coldest, but it's twice as cold tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
It's an impossible question.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I'm going to have the top drink change.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, let's kick things off with Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Hi, Rebecca, Hello, you're there? Oh yeah, here beautiful, you
know what you're doing?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, of course, here we go, Can one.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Rebecca, Thanks, that's a bit correct?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Well, god, nice, right, work, right.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Work, got the live drum kid in the studio for
a Friday afternoon of worked. Well, wait, beautiful that we
don't need the can the can stages for each can.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Just have the drum kit roll like that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, it comes can two.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
That's to be sure.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh incorrect, Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Hello, I'm lucky. All right, let's go to Alex.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I'm lucky. Just bad.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, not fair one, Alec. You want to have a go?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, sure mate, all right, he comes can one?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Oh soft drink a beer.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
It was a very soft, drinky sounding beer.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Do we do we think? How's your cracking going? Are
the cans warm?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
You feel like you're off today?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's a cold beer that felt like a perfect crack really,
and once again it's it's not the cracker, mate. There's
obviously a little bit of inconsistency going on the carbonation
of beer. Look, I think we need to do a
little bit of a walk through at the factories they
walk through they make do they make the just a
little walk through?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
What's happening here, guys, because we've got a lot of beers.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Sorry, you want to get down to where a mountain
go to or a or Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I want to go down to the goat. I want
to go to Coca Cola and they walk through and go, guys.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
We think you're making your drinks differently.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Where's it falling down? Why is it falling down?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
All right? Goat is around the corner. So I feel
like we might be able to work it.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Might have pop down and just go how are you
getting equal carbonation in each of your beverages?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Would you really say that? No?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, but I'll get produced. We got Jesse here, I'm
thirty one six five, Jess. Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Jess?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It says in your name here officer. You a police officer?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
No, No, I live in officer.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That makes a lot of sense, Okay, now you're on
the way to edge sheering tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Is that right? Yes, we are, Will's Will's going to
can't wight. I'll see you there, he's in the box.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Likely I'll wave at you from above.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
We'll be standing there. We'll give you away, you give me.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I'll see if I can ferry down something to appease
you and your friends.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
Oh yeah, well it's my son's first concept.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
So oh wow, that's where to make it real? All right? Yeah, okay, well, Jess, honestly,
if I see you, I'll do my best, amazing, no worries.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, let's crack.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Some cans before a great interaction with Will tonight his
can one.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We're going soft drink? Was it a soft drink?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It bloody was Jess.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Here we go. We're on the board or on the
board that's for ken one.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
By the way, normally we do that six or seven
cans in, we go to a song, build the suspense.
But yeah, you're feeling it, man like we've got the
live kid in here. I feel, you know, a nice
raw live moment for everyone.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Only fifteen cans to go, Jess, to get two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Here we go very far ten two.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
Soft drink.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Are you sure? Because my husband looked at me I
was a beer.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, you've still got ed enjoy it tonight we will
and remember Will's going to buy you a drink and
he's gonna Yeah.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
I will see you at the after party.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Right, Jess, if you manage to get into the corporate box,
I will look after you.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (25:11):
You'll send me an SMS.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
With the deep she's here with his son. What do
you think they'll give us some chips? Let's go to summer.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Summer? Him here we go. Let's go to can one.
You reckon? You've got six cans before in a row summer?
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Yeah, yeah, I have. I've been playing along with you
guys for a while.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Now, all right, that would make the producers sweat. I
don't want to give away this money.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
You'd be honest. I'm trying to be Beatrice the Gladiator.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Why are you going for Beatrice? What's what? Why have
you got her in the refinder?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Because I'm trying. Well, if I get, you know, more
than ten Let's say I want to be known as
some of the Slatton, so I want my own name.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
You say some of this, some of this the sluttin.
What did you say?
Speaker 10 (25:59):
Hang on? Maybe maybe like Spanyon spanions some of the.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Strong Gladiator reference. I love it with a Spaniard slot.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Okay, here's ken number one.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
No, I might have been Spartan. It would have made
a lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Number one.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Oh er, big build, big build, big builds.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Definitely big slash no cash, Hey, Summer, because you are
such a big can you hear it? Listen though you
can ever? Can you hear it at stubby holder which
will send over to you? Okay, you can, joy mate,
have a great weekend. You can play at home with
your friends.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Anyone can do that. Anyone can do that.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
But you've got the official stubby holders a bit better.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
It's true when grand sends it, used to send us
the Family Feud board game to play at home with
our families, and the deal.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
You could just play Family Feud with the paper and pen.
But that's true.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Let's go to Pete here. Pete, you're the final player
of today. How are you feeling?
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Yeah, look, not too confident. I'm going to go with
a plan of attack where I'm going to say the
opposite to what I think because I always get it wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
That's brilliant actually called the show then, Pete, can I
just because I mean, I respect it. I want to
start by saying that I do respect it. I just
find a little bit strange if I'm awful at something,
generally speaking, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
To because I'm just going to go with pot luck.
I feel like there's a lot of luck behind this
as well.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Love that.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, pet that, and we encourage everyone to call is
when I'm being reminded of, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And also again, his theory is if he's bad at it,
if he goes the opposite, Pete, I can't wait to
see what happens here.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's go to can one.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Soft drink.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
So to be clear, you think that's a beer and
you've done the opposite.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Correct, You're correct.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Wow that this could be here. We go.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Can number two.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm want to say, ber these, I keep doing the opposite.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Peat You you are bad at this, aren't you?
Speaker 10 (28:22):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Keep getting these right? You're bad?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
What this is insane? I love that you've prefaced what
the game plan is here. So the journey.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, here's can number three.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
I'm want to take beer.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Oh, no, would he spilled a can of the desk
can of the jest. Can we get a text?
Speaker 9 (28:50):
You're getting me excited.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Don't get a tech.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Don't get a text, don't get a tech.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Get good.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Listen. I'm getting so text.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
If you listening, don't worry text. If you listening, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
What he did. What he did not spill a beer.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I'm just so pumped about this, mate.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I can't believe that this is working and you're doing
the opposite to everything you think.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I just should we go to can four? Absolutely, drum roll,
please live Kit Nelson.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
I'm going to go with soft drink for that one.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, this story that Australia needs. This Wow, Pete and Pete,
So every single time you have literally had the moment
in your head where you you think it's the opposite,
or you think it's something and then you guess the opposite.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Yeah, so I think it's like if it's a bit,
I think it's a beer, But then I'm telling you
it's the opposite, which is what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I just I just love this so much. Let's go
to can number five. Let's bloody do it.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Here we go, I'm going to go beer he's got six.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So is that five or six? Is that five or six?
He's got that's five? Is that five or six? I
thought that was six?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
How many? Sixteen?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Sixteen? Gets your ten grand? And I've got you down
for five. I've got down for six, but has got
you down five? I think you might have been there.
We'll go back to the countdown at count bank.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That's five, he's got five, it's got five.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So this is for can six. Yes, you get this,
You've got ten cans to go, Pete. I'm gonna be
honest with you. We've got Kevin Parker up next from
tam in Parlor. It'd be hard to push him based
on the.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Fact that we've got to can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Player?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
But Pete, but well, I mean, if you want to
have that chat with Big keV, you can chat with it.
But I reckon what we do like a producer to Pete, Pete,
if you get six, if you get six cans, we'll
bring you back on Monday to continue the journey and do.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
The other ten. How's that sounds like?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Boys? All right? Cool?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Well, let's let's just in his can six.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, let's let's get through Can six.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Press So this will be equaling with Joe Jonas who's
got six cans in a row. Not playing with your
tactic though, Pete, here we go can six.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
I'm gonna go a soft drink.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
We've got Kevin Parker up next, Pete, but we will
see you on Monday. Okay, so stand by your phone.
I mean, would you like to come in. You can
have a chat with the producers about that. But we've
got Kevin Parker up next. Is Pete with the most
extraordinary tactic has woven his way into the ken you
hear in history books.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's great, this is straight. I loved every second of it.
I can't tell all right.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Tam and Parlor just announced the Deadbeat Tour is coming
to Australia this October. Chickens on sale Friday eighty twenty
seventh of February. He's not gonna want me to say
this to his face because he's a very, very humble guy.
But Kevin Parker, who is Tamim Parler, obviously hailing from
Western Australia, a guy who has collaborated with Dua Lipa,
The Weekend Lady Gaga, Travis Scott, Mark Ronson, Guerrillas, Brianna, Asap, Rocky,
(32:02):
so many more. He just won a Grammy number three
in the Hottest Countdown that happens on another station this
year with Dracula, which was obviously the single from the
brand new Deadbeat Record. He really is the talisman for
Australian music doing huge things on a global scale.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Welcome to Will and Woody, Kevin Parker, Kevin, how are you?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Guys? Good?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
How are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Good man.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I'm just like sort of strolling around my studio. I
feel like I talk better if I'm doing this. You
don't you know when you're like walking and talking at
the same time.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, it's I'm a strutter on the phone as well.
I feel like as soon as I sit down, the
thoughts don't come.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Yeah, exactly what's with that?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Thanks so much for coming on. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Pumped about the fact that you are going to be
touring Deadbeat Record this October. Woods and I are completely
enamored with the place that you made this for a
lot of people haven't been down to the southwest of
Western Australia.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
It is absolute God's country.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
It looks that you used a record for an excuse
to bow yourself up down there for a whole two years,
so it always excuse.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'm going to just go to your Instagram post actually
where you said another album that almost killed me two
years of sweat and tears and self neglect.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But I wouldn't have it any other way.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I'd love to just focus on the self neglect that
went on there.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
So are we talking like no showering for a while, Kevin, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
I just all sorts of sort of self care just
sort of goes out the window.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
But I mean, like honestly, it's like it's part of it,
you know.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
It's like it's kind of outli It's like if you're
not going a bit feral, then you're not.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Getting as lost in it as you could.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
To me, it's like it's like, yeah, like having like
long fingernails and like you haven't shaved and smell a bit,
you know, like you've got it and you just sort
of like completely you know, you're like mister Burns in
that album the Casino episode.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Did you have any moments where like your wife would
come and visit you, like during the record, like she
brings over some croissants or something, and was pretty rattled
by the site.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
Yeah, she does what she.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Can, but she knows, you know you first radio that
she knows how to how to deal with me in
that in those times.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I mean in the creative process there because I know,
like down the other end of the spectrum, you know,
because you can push that too. Five He Trent Reznor
talk about their first nine inch Nails record and how
it's like I'm on the I'm getting on the getting
the art out of myself if I'm going on these
massive vendors, and you know, it's and I think he said,
I couldn't do it again otherwise I die. So he
has he has process now where he's like I just
get up everyone. I think the quote he used was
(34:37):
like I can't control when lightning happens, but I can
be ready for it.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I can.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I mean obviously it's a slippery slope. And you know
it's like every album I do, I get better at
sort of balancing that. This was the album where I
was like, I'm not going to lose my mind. You know,
I'm just going to stay. I'm going to stay like
arms with you, just give in to it.
Speaker 8 (34:58):
I do whatever I have to do.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
To feel like I'm doing something special. You know, I
want to be lost and I want to feel like
I'm like working on a song that could like bring
about world peace.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
You know, that's kind of delusion that you're you're.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Like, this song's going to change the world.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
You know, you like you can only you only get
into that Kanye West like mind frame by just diving
into it. You know, if you've got to let rationality
go out the window a little bit, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I know, I know You've worked with Lady Gaga, Kevin,
and we actually spoke to her about the fact that
the songs come to her. So when she's like writing
an album, she says she's actually listening for things to
come to her and then she just puts that down
on paper. But she talked about the fact that it
always happens to her during her sleep, like she'll be
in the middle of her sleep and something will come
to her. I know you said you're like your seven hours,
(35:48):
But does that happen to you at all, Kevin, where
it's just like, oh God, another banger at three am,
I've got to go and put this down.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
No, Weirdly, it never happens to me, Oh, I never
get No, I've heard people about like I've heard about
people like hearing songs in dreams.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
I'm just I'm too busy doing completely random stuff, you know,
with a high dog.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
There's this joke, you know, it's.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Like like my dreams aren't has inspired, They're just complete randomness.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Oh that's awesome, Hey, make congrats on another record, on
another amazing achievement.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
In the in the industry. I read an interview with
you recently.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
We were saying it was so scary releasing something that
you've been working on for two years because he's you know,
waiting for someone to say they hate it. But it's
just amazing that you continue to make music. It's such
a high quality for so long. Now it feels like
you've been you know, just pioneering and like just really
flying the flag for Australia and even all these different
people that would know you and bump into it's cool
(36:46):
to think, like, oh, if you meet Kevin Parker, like
I'm happy that he's the representation of Australia, you know,
so thank you so much for the music, like all
the tours, dude, and hopefully we'll see you down under.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Definitely thanks to see you there.
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