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March 3, 2026 33 mins
  • It's tough to be a guy
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I Hard.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes, Marlon Wines is up right up next, right now. Though,
Look this bit I've been trying to go on air
for a little while. I think it's got I think
it's got potential. I think it could be a segment.
Who knows. Okay, hit me, but look me, you and
I often talk off air, quite legitimately about the fact
that it's really tough to be a man, very hard

(00:46):
to be a guy.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
No one's saying that, no one.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No one's saying I'm saying. We don't get.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Exposure on that.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
When do we start striking.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I think that's a strike, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, No, No, we're not even in the bit yet.
I've got to set up the premise.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Hey, mates, all right, we've got two strokes left. We've
got this.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, so guy said to the produce, I want to
talk about how hard it is to be a man,
because I just don't don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Think that can't be. I think that was that was
That's his first point.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
So I think.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I haven't even started started. Yeah, so it's hard being
a guy in the world and it's not talked about.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
And I think case in point, you know, we're not
talking about you away.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I said that, they said, they said I could
do this if they could they have three, if I
got three strikes, and then they can buzz it off.
So I just want to talk about a couple of things.
That's hard being a man.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
With great he always with me, mate, always with me.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, can women call up or we want to maybe
not say that?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, yeah, first one, geez.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
They're ready to buzz you in hoovering.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I might have a genuinely good point here. Okay, So
it's hard being a guy. Here we go first one. Yep,
every relationship I've ever been in, I've had to do
the bins because it's type cast as a male job,
but because they assume that I'm prepared to get more
dirty than they are. Bins a smelly But it's that's
actually I hate doing the bins of smelly and I

(02:13):
would like not to do them.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
For your place. It's a huge walk to the road.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Absolute it's actually because we don't feel safe in the dark.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh wow, that is an amazing retort. Well, actually, actually
it's incredible retort. Well, on that point, that's actually lines
up with my second one.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Here we go every bed, every bed, every bed, yep,
that sem and I ever sleeping, I always have to
sleep closer to the door. But I'm arguably more scared
of burglars than.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
She is and would also be like worse at fighting
far better. It was a hockey plash, was a hockey supers. Well,
you're the guy, and I've got to cop that Las stuff.
There no strike, They're amazing, just clean hit that one.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I've got one for you. And this is the sathing
I've been doing thinking about a lot recently.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I just there's just sometimes I just I wish I
could lack take.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Why because yeah, because you want.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
To make a really moment the connect connection, they get
to connect connect just one time.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'd like to feel that you have.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
A little baby biting nipples.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah that would actually hurt, that would Yeah, it looks difficult.
Just once, just nice to have this moment, just once,
just one, just.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Freak so so man. So I feel like when I
go to the pool, Yeah, I feel like male speedos
are getting tighter and more revealing, and I feel like.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's getting Thank god, Am I right?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
All right, Marlon Wines is up next.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
We'll call it. That sounds good idea.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
And I've got more there because it's tough being a
guy's plenty more, it's really hard, plenty more big list.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Sending prayers to the men out there who don't feel seen.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Just making our new boss a little bit accountable, and
you know, I'm sorry to do it on it.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm sorry cowardly accountable though.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I don't want to say this to his face.
There's no world saying you're only.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Doing that because you double check that he's not here.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Okay, now here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yesterday we were doing our five pm we we always
do it.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
We've done every single show we've ever done before.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Bring me into this.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You were men walking to the toilets together? Do you
and we at the same time? Well, at five pm?
I hope that we do well. I always invite you.
Sometimes you take that invitation on board, sometimes you don't.
Yesterday we happen to go together. Now we were walking
down to the toilet, yes and you said, oh, Dave's
still here.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
It's five o'clock. I was shocked you're making a comment
about Dave's still here.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Because it was it's strange that media media. It's rare
that an executive sticks around after three I've said it,
who's been here for the and that might get me
in trouble, but I've met. Yeah, that's the truth. That's
the truth.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
We're both walking into.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
They listen in the car, you know, they drive home
and they listen to get the experience of the listener.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
That's right, great recovery, it's just good.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Anyway, you made that comment and I said, he actually
wasn't in his office and I said, no, he's gone home.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
And then you said no, no, no, but.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's still got car keys, his car keys and some
of the stuffs on his desk. And I was like, oh, Will,
it's the oldest trick in the book. He's got two
sets of car keys and this is no, this isn't true,
absolute classic.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
His car keys is still there.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
So I went and took a pre show WI making
it seem like a wee a lot, but I always
do a pre show.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
WI went past.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's not there in his office, same position, so his
car keys is still there.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Car keys.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
There's there's a lanyard there, David, if you're still here.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
They don't do that well, put your money.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
With you, put your money where your mouth. If he's
still here and his wallet.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Is still there broken, all right, we'll broke an airport.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, Dave. If you're here and you're hearing Dave, you're
hearing hearing this, please come to the studio because I
would love to hear you.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Say this to his face. Well, I'm not going to
add to it. There's no world.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It was his first day yesterday.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah no, and you're accusing him and I've caught him out.
I just want to get the bad behavior.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't want to make a trend, you know, of
him lying to be staff and that's still being here. Wow,
So you know, Wow, you've got to be You've got
to be accountable.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, I just thought off Dave because you know, I
love Dave and he's obviously doing a great job as well.
I don't think he's the only person who's been in
a workplace and done something to look busier than you
actually are.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I think that is a classic play thirteen one sixty five.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
People get good at this, but we never met never
done this myself.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Because we're busy guys. When we get in here and
we get in here late to be fair.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
And I love work, so I'm always hard at it.
But I think a lot of people really make a
bit of sport and a bit of a joke of this.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Absolutely and if you're good at it, yep, I mean
show off right now again?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Thirteen one or six five is the number?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
What are we talking here?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
So a few for mine, A few for mine. I
think people who who take carry on luggage with the
wheels into an office classic. Sometimes that bag's just empty.
They're trying to send their message that I'm so busy,
I'm flying.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, I'm flying.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
That is, or just you're important, you're important enough for
the company to put you on a plane.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
It's a classic.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
That is. That's yeah, that's very good.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Here's another one, the one just takes.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
A Willie bag in without actually flying though.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Do they have you ever actually checked their air fare?
Have you?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah you haven't. And it works. Here's another one, just
audible groaning.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Just if you walk around, if you I'm just if
you walk around the office and you just go like
look at your phone and go ah, people go bloody hell,
he's just.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Copying it from all angles.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Actually book a meeting room. Oh perfect, because that's just
free space, be enough to actually have a meeting in it. Yeah,
there's a lot of meetings you're online now, that's book
spaces and then when someone comes to knocks on the doors.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I've got this book, Yeah, I got a booked
all day. Actually, as you can see here, three and
a half hours, i've booked.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That out worse. That's a good one actually.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
And I would like to say that, you know, if
you are listening, Dave, we are concentrating on the radio
show right now, so we can talk never about this.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
What's thirty one or six five?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Steve has called us because we're asking for other other
tricks people have used to look busier than they actually are. Steve, O,
you've got a technique, my friend.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Afternoon guys. Yeah, I've got There's three things you have
to do.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
First one is to walk fast.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh yeah, walking fast is good.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
If you see anyone walking with haste, you just like
you're a busy person, that's great, Steve.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
So you go walk fast. Carry something awkwardly?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh like like what, Steve, can you give me an
example of something you could awkwardly carry?

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Maybe some maybe some books that aren't like carrying some books.
Just make sure they're not like on top of each
other comfortable. You've got to have him looking awkward.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, yeah, because you're rushing, because you don't have time
to stacking appropriately, Steve.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
What else?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
You know?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
What's number three?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Steve?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Number three? And this is the big one. You've got
to look confused because any one no one was asked,
was any one a question? If they're looking confused already?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
How do you do you have a trick to looking confused, Steve? Like,
is there something that you tell yourself or it's.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Pretty much one eyebrow up and then the other one
just looking at the ground and looking all over the place. Yeah,
don't blowk people in the eye, Steve.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I definitely wouldn't approach you with a question if you're
walking around holding books awkwardly, one eye at the ground,
one eye in the sky. Bun pushed trump. You you
mentioned you had one of these before, which I was
a friend of yours, friend of yours in inverticoms.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
A friend of mine who works in finance.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, he just has a word document. But in the
word document is just Harry Potter. He he clicks around
highlights and stuff in Harry Potter and just clicks.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Around a bit and he's just reading this.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's that's genius. That is just awesome. I don't know
how to do that, so someone needs to set that
up for me. But that sounds awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's wow. So you just copy and paste your favorite
book into a word document.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
But you do that with news websites on our on
our on air software, don't you You just paste the word
you past into a word document, don't you will?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's that what you do over there because you're always
looking at your screen over there, looking at.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Chris is cool. It takes a while, you know, there's
a lot of stuff going on, Chris.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
How do you do? How do you look busier at work?

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Well?

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Occasionally I got a fly for work, so I'm supposed
to take a laptop with me every now and then,
but don't always have to. So I always just take
a laptop bag and make it look like I'm important,
but I feel it with lollies and snacks.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Guests here in Yeah, Marlon Wayans, who joins us, Hey, Marlon,
what's up man?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
How you doing? We're good?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
We're good now, Marlon Scary movie trailers dropped Marlon for
twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I've wanted to greet you in a very very specific way,
and we're bad.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Beat you to the punch. Beat you to the punch.
You telegraph that one, bro, so wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I've seen the trailer for Scary Movies, and pretty much
the first joke is a gender pronoun joke. I just
thought it was interesting because obviously Scary Movie one a
very very different era in comedy. Generally speaking, everything was
on the table. Did you find it difficult writing jokes
for this one? My guess is no. But did that
change the writing process for you guys?

Speaker 10 (11:56):
I think when you make it, it's just inclusive of
the world. It's just generation and our generation. So it's
having that conversation that you know, the unwoke have been
been trying to have with the woke in a funny way.
So you make sure you represent each one of those
characters in the movies.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
So you see it as a conversation.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
I like that.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Absolutely. You can't run from it. You have to address
the elephants in the room. Yeah, it's something for everybody.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah no, yeah, Well, like the first one, Scary Maybe one,
it was a phenomenon. Everyone was talking about the movie
you had to go and see, and the feeling that
you got is that you and your brother, especially Short,
having a lot of fun on set.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Like were their moments or are there.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Moments where you're filming where you just can't keep a
straight face or is it pretty serious?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
No, we always go there.

Speaker 10 (12:45):
The whole purpose is to try and break each other
and make each other laugh in the scene. I know
every time I do a scene with Sean, I want
to break them.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You know.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
I'm glad I wasn't in some of his scenes because
he would have broke me.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
Yeah, he's really funny in the movie, and it was
just good to laugh again on set and challenge each other.
It's crazy that it's been twenty years, but I think
we're so much more season than we were when we
first came in, and so we still have that the
goofy and the fun, but it's precision. It's not just
all over the place. Yeah, man, I need the world

(13:15):
to laugh again. This is for everybody. This is for black, white,
Latino little people. We got everybody represented here, everybody.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Hey, Mollin, can I ask you're talking about gifting around
with your brother, and I feel like it. Say it's
ten of you boys, five boys, five girls. Can you
paint a picture for me what it was like growing
up in the Waynes House.

Speaker 10 (13:38):
Picture one Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with black people
and that's a movie.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
That's a movie.

Speaker 10 (13:48):
And my mother being the craziest of all, she's Jackniferent.
We had this talent, We had this gift of how
we made fun about the things in our neighborhood. We
grew up in a very toxic place, you know, you
got you know, in the projects of New York City.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
There's guns and violences, drugs, just gangs is everything there.
And here we are going, you know, it's funny about this.

Speaker 10 (14:09):
Yeah, And when we're able to do that and put
that lens on pop culture and put that lens on
characters and project that to an audience, then you know
you're onto something.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
And that's wayne as brand as you were.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Something I take from your career, Malin is that you
love taking risks and kind It appears to me that
you're you're fearless, Like you started.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Doing stand up when when you were a teenager, Is that.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Right, mam?

Speaker 10 (14:33):
When I was a teenager, I was dabbling in stand up,
but I didn't really become a stand up comedian until
I was.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Thirty eight years old.

Speaker 10 (14:41):
What I love about stand up is it prepares me
for when I'm writing something like scary movie, that the
audience is in my head and I know how to
be fearless telling these jokes that I don't succumb to
the cancel culture, but I think the fear you have
to be fearless when you do comedy, and that's what
stand up gives you.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Gives you that I don't give a I know people
gonna laugh.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's also an amazing array of jokes and an all
out of salt on anything that has been anywhere near
the horror genre. In the last I'm gonna say twenty
years even just in the trailer, which is we are Today,
I would go and.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Get what we call equal opportunity offenders.

Speaker 10 (15:21):
So everybody gets it.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Don't worry.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
Your turn is coming, and I think if you make
it even then everybody's gonna.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Have a good time. We're gonna laugh with and at
each other this summer.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
And play plays come down to Australia. Moun we'd love
to have for another tour man. It'd be awesome to
say you.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I love Australia. I love Melbourne and Sydney, and I
love the way y'all say my name.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
Malon, No, Milon, Malon like a fish, like a fish,
mild all right, say you Malon.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Hey, come say today when you're down here. Good luck
for the movie. June twenty, twenty sixth in Australia. The
trailer is out now scary movies.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
It's unreal.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
We love your work man, Thanks so much for being on.
William Moody, thank you, brother, thank you, thank you. Find
out which generation is both out of touch.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Alone?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
It's will and Woodies.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Maybe. Hey, how are y'all good? We're so good.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
We love this bit.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I know you guys do, and you like it too.
I do, I do. I love it a lot. I
love being the representative of gen Z.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Continue doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I think so. I think I have my off days.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
But that's okay, okay, all.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Right, it's all right now, button bushes. Tom is telling
me there's a theme. Is there a theme?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
A theme?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
What are we running the theme? Oh? As in, sorry,
I thought you were saying there's a theme for this week.
You're saying, play her the theme analyst? What what? What movie?
What thing? What TV show? Is this theme from?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh? This is a good one.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
You know familiar.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I feel like I am familiar. I almost want to
go say the.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Castle, the Castle, in the Castle.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Excuse in the Working Dog movie the Castle, the Castle.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Sorry, this song is from the Castle.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
You just can't write this, you can't.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
It feels something kind of dungeons and dragons and dungeon
and dragon. It's kind of vibe.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You've gone from the castle to dungeons and dragons. Yes,
can you remember the evil Medievil?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Wait before we before we before we give with between
Medievil and what did you think the castle was?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Did you hang on? What's the cast?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Did you think? What is the castle?

Speaker 11 (17:50):
With that Australian actor and he has the gray hair
and a mustache and he was impact to the.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Rafters Michael Caden, well done, well done. But what do
you think that's about.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's about living near an airport?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah, right, Medievil, I know who.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
It just kind of feels right like.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
You know what I mean, that's your final answer. Your
final answer is the castle.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I'm going to tell you before you lock that in
I'm going to tell you that that is up there
with one of the most famous, recognizable movie themes of
all of all times. The Castle's not movie movie.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's not Gladiator, or is it.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I'm not going to give you one more bit of
advice here or information.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
We had a huge radio tactic.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Celebrating this, and we would have played this ten times.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
A show mission impossible.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
You and I took from the two steamier songs on
the planet. Yesterday. There was a big survey about the
Steamier songs. I'm not going to go through them all,
but we chose two of them that we thought we're
going to be most successful introducing our partners. Now, a
little bit of context for everyone. Woods and I have
both had babies very recently.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm a little bit further along than you were at
four months. Ah, you're at what three weeks?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
About three weeks. We're going to crack into my audio first,
because yeah, I think it is worth mentioning that that
I had a significant handicap.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yes, oh like so yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I was yeah to paint a picture for you, sem
My partner is currently sleeping next to a bassinette with
our three week old baby.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Oh your baby's still.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
In the room.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh yeah, and you still extraordinary man, great commitment.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
So she wears earplugs so she doesn't wake up from
the baby for always murmuring. She also wears a mouthguard
because she grinds her teeth and she's currently breastfeeding, so
she's got sunction suction cups attached to both her nipples.
So it was kind of like trying to seduce a
deaf mute cyborg. So so thankfully you're into it. Oh,

(19:59):
that's that's my forehand. My song was The Hills by
the Weakened.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
And we can't blame the weekend with whatever's happened to you,
because this is.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
We all agree, the freaking weekend throws down the heat there.
So that you can explain this in the audio but
effectively run me through it. How'd you go about it
so effectively? I had to wait. So we were discussing
this yesterday as soon as our partners hit the bed
at the moment, because they're up most of the day
with an infant and a toddler, they're just like, as

(20:35):
soon as dinner finishes, they're like, I'm out sleeps later,
and we then I kind of take our baby for
a little while, look after him while sim gets from sleep,
and then if I can get him to sleep, then
I'll get to sleep.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Right.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
But that's her, Like, I've got three hours here to
you have to come to bed, So that's my slot.
So I kind of had this like window whereby like jewels,
my baby was asleep and sem I had to get
her before she lay down next to him.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
God's you're trying to get a very well before she puts.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
The mouth guard in and the year plugs in. So
I tried to get her right after she brushed her teeth,
perfect mouthguard's three year old down and then I duck,
I ran in there with the iPad playing the song.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So you went into the bathroom when she was mid
brushing her.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Teeth, waited till she finished the teeth, and.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
That was a smart move. So she finished her teeth
and you go into the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yes, okay, yes, And I thought i'd got her before
she got to the bed. Okay, have a listen. If
she gets into bed, she's going to be off me.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
So amusic.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, Darren, you're trying to fix the mind. Have you
got your mouth guard? Oh no, you.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Missed the magic. I was just thinking of you. Be ye.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Once the mouth guards in, it's okay nowhere laughter my face, yeah,
and that that hurts.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
That hurts, you know, you make yourself vulnerable. But I
think to her point, she didn't wasn't rejecting you. She'd
have said, I'm sorry, but the math guards in.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's just math guards in. And then she really rammed
it home with I'm also six weeks postpartum. Oh, all
of a sudden, I felt very silly, you know, I left. Yeah,
So that was it for me, mate, that was it
for me.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I don't think we can blame mine. I just I
think because your very funny, You're very funny.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
You had a look about you from the moment that
you ended. You've been in there with our audio producer Mark,
your man Daniel, chopping something up which you're very scared
about in the air. How long was the audio.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
And I don't want to give anything to go to
the song.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Let's go to the song. Come on all right, here
we go to help you. If NYM comes on here
as well. Maybe you took home the song Ariana Grande's
Dangerous Woman apparently a very.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Saucy song, very sexy, no doubt about the sexiness of
the song dangerous Woman.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
So let me just set the scene so similar chaos.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
When I got home from work, it's it's kind of
just get home. And then I was with eldest daughter
ram putting her to bed, and then came downstairs. And
to be honest, we were here pretty late last night
as well, so I thought I was in trouble.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
So I was like, MIM's definitely going to be asleep.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Came back downstairs. Mim was then giving Murphy a bath.
That's all happening. I tried to have some dinner. I
was like, got to get that in because you know
I've got I've got plans tonight.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh wow wow yeah, m fuel up, fuel.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Up, rammed home my dinner. So you thought you were
a chance, Well, I just I just wanted to make
the attempt. I was worried about a scientist at the
end of the day, an experiment. So then Mim came
out of the bath with Murph, and then I said,
I'll let me put Mirp to bed. Yep, And then
so I put Mirph to bed, settled her for a while,
came back out and was like, okay, now, now, now's

(24:05):
to play and I'm on the clock because in any
home and here she can fall asleep.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yes, all the baby can wake up.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I got to steal your.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Indo Times of the Es and okay, okay, so but
I had to come in with a plan yep, right,
So I had the iPad as well, which is playing
Area on a Grande Dangerous Woman that we.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Were both holding iPads the way.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Because then we also had to record the interaction withle phone.
But so so a few things you need to know.
This actually worked in My favorite min was in bed
watching Bridgeton and it was like, okay, this is this
can work for me definitely. So she's in the bedroom
you can kind of hear that in the background. The
other thing you need to know is that my plan

(24:47):
was to go in there and try We're going to
a wedding this weekend as well as like my plan
is to go in there and be like, hey, I
thought I could try on some suits for you, and
I was like, that's definitely going to be sexy, right,
So that was the plan.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
That's I go for.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
That's good plan, man.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
The other thing you need to know here is just
because I'm not very technologically smart, the iPad's quite close
to my mobile phone, so you're probably going to lose
a lot of the interaction. Yeah, okay, now with all
that in mind, and before I play in the audio,
just because I mean yours was all joking and like,
you know the rejection there.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, I've got my wife on the phone right now. Now, mim.
You you know now that I was recording last night.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Are you just wanting me to consent it is?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, pretty much. I just want to make sure because
we had a chat about it.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It was the most awkward conversation I've ever had with
my wife this morning when it was like, hey, last night.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I recorded, it was without you know. Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Wild chat, wild chat, very hard conversation.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I just wanted to make sure you're okay with me
playing a bit of audio.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
Yeah, just just not the end It probably that you record, Okay.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
We're not sure if that gives anything or not.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
This is this feels weird.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't feel a bit strange. Just feel a bit strange.
I mean, you don't play if you don't want to,
you can just say, you know, had a great time,
see you later.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'll play the first half, all right, See how we're
all feeling Okay, this is just me walking the room, and.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
You'll hear Ariana Grande come in and do some work.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Okay, don't need COMSI, don't discussion just.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Because it's moment.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
So again, you can't really hear this. I'm not completely
that's me kicking the cat out of the room as well.
I got rid of the cat. Yeah, okay. For the
next two or three minutes, I'm trying on suits.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, okay, So then I turned down the audio, yeah
a little bit, so you are going to hear an
interaction here.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
This is the first time that I say a line
which is which is like, hey.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
I wasn't here to transats. Okay, let's let's go to
the second half of the.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
How do I should?

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Sup? Are you trying to?

Speaker 8 (27:21):
I don't sound like a dangerous woman.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Maybe a little bit.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Swo.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I'm going to turn this song of.

Speaker 9 (27:34):
Dangerous?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Do you want to leave this summer?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
M h.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
And and and we we we did it him and.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
I did what.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
So fuff?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
What news you see?

Speaker 6 (27:54):
I'm so puffed in that and you're not even you're just.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Trying on suits?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Was I was vigorous with trying on suits.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Actually just it works. So was it?

Speaker 4 (28:07):
And so I mean was it the song? Was the song?
And I just say it wasn't the song at all.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You often the other day you were walking around with
your iPad and you were listening to Strawberry Kisses by
Nicky Webster.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
So nothing really is that weird after that as well?
Hope you having a great Tuesday, Woodrow. You've got that
twinkle in your eye.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yes, I do, my friend, And let me share with
you why the twinkle is here? Yep, so I said
to you yesterday. Yes, if you ever watched a I'm
not allowed to say a particular word.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
There's a very famous car race with very fast cars.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I believe that the guys who change the tires on
those very fast cars, the pit crew that've got the guns.
Not only does that look incredibly easy, but it's something
that I just want to do. Right I was talking
to you about this yesterday. Well, I can't stop thinking
about it, and I want to make this happen. So

(29:02):
here's what I'm thinking, and I'm speaking to the producers
about this. Analysa is in the studio right now. Anals
you can you can get me some of the guns
that I can get you.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
A gun that's very similar function, not the not the
big car race ones.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
But it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Okay, that's fine, allowed it all out.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
You just got your drill, similar ones, similar function.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I'll inspect this similar gun later on. Okay, But here's
my idea. And just to make it a bit more
radio friendly is where it gets a bit fun. I
think I would be so good at this that I
want to do a sting operation on my dad. Okay,
dad drives a Fiat Fiat five hundred. Okay, I reckon.
We just stalk outside his house, or sting operation outside

(29:50):
his house? Right, we wait for him to go to
a cafe. Okay, while he's in a cafe getting a coffee,
you and me jump out of a van. I imagine
we're in a van, right disguises, and I reckon you
and me with a gun? Age can we get will
a gun to analyst? Is that in the budget?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I can I can arrange to have a look into that.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
We might be sharing a gun. Don't do it again either,
sharing a gun. We've got our own gun.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, while Dad's getting the coffee, I reckon you and
me would be able to remove all four of dad's
tires and then put four more back on. Well I'm
trying to and then put his card down and I reckon.
He'll just come back from his coffee like nothing challenge.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
How long does it take? Like said, Let's say he's
in there for all all four tires. Got it all
like a pit stop in the big I wanted to
look like you want to stop, get in there, raise
the car, change the tires. Let's say your dad doesn't
operate him peak hours. He sleeps till ten am. So
let's say he's in the cafe for a maximum of

(30:54):
five minutes. You want to change your dad's four tires
in five minutes? There's no way. Yeah, we won't be
able to do it ourselves. So put it that way.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
What if and is the beauty of radio?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
We can like organize people to distract him or something like,
we'll organize people who can have lives.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Man, Hey, guys, give him o'clock Friday morning, it's comb
and help us change a man's tires while he gets
a coffee. Are we paying them?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
And at least we have any budget left after the guns.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
Well we could get them some signed F one merchant
maybe like a two hundred and fifty dollars air task Aboutcher.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Wow, right time she came home with their goods.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Air task Aboutcher. By the way, he's perfect.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
You guys have prepared this earlier. Sure?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
No, no, not at all. That's the first throat that's worked.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Right, so we throw the air task ofers Adam, right?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
He care what if we break the car we made?
I'm so confident we'll be good at this. It's only
going to improve his car. How can we break it?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
In lots of ways? But I'm actually kind of glad
that you're confident, because that for me would be a win.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
It's just the guy we spoke to yesterday. It's just
get it on the nuts off. That's it.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
For a racing car is one, there's one bolt. But
I think for normal carlors like five, isn't there?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I don't know. Whatever, do it five times? Easy?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
And then we're like, we'll organize like a team of
people to distract dad. Yes, right, that adds a little
bit of time, okay, buying more time?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yes, so that's clever. Act if we use the if
we use some of the team to distract your dad, yes,
so that we have more time, then we stand a
chance and maybe minutes.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
If we're building a team, maybe we get a mechanic
as well, just to like oversee.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
What maybe so easy you could do yourself like a
team principal. Yeah, from the big race team principals.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay, all right, I think good designers on the speaker
to it and we get him down there, down.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
There, you're right as a messae channealist. What's going on?
Great bloody work boys, unbelievable, just a little bit of
keep it up fellas awesome.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
All right, Well, I'm keen. So when do you want
to start Recruiting's? When? When's? When's that happening?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I hadn't thought past today, but I okay, we're to
spend the week recruiting, right, Yes, if you're interested, just
keep listening to us.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yes, I reckon. Tomorrow we'll start building a team.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yes, to do this.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
If you want to be part of it, dms obviously
Will and Woody on Instagram, TikTok whatever. Yeah, if you
want to be involved, we'll talk about it more tomorrow
and then we need to figure out the time to
do the sting operation on dat I reckon.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
He gets coffee most days so I think we can.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Pick any day.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
That's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It sounds very broad brush stroke at the moment, So no,
I don't think you prepared earlier. This is a classical bit.
All right, Tomorrow we'll give that a crack. From pop
up Pit crew to walking your Gora Mar's pitbull, get
anything done with Air Tasker. You listen to Will and
Woody
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