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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Woody podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Four two nine thirteen, one sixty five. Ford us your
embarrassing text that you sent over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, And speaking of embarrassing, I think Timothy Chalo May
has given the world the Ick just by the way that.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
He has celebrated the Knicks.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm not going to go too far into the sport
if sport isn't your thing, but basically, the New York
Knicks have won the NBA Championship over San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It happened Australian time yesterday. Here's the moment. Heps over
pts over Nick fans. This is not a dream. Your
long long wait has ended. Go ahead and cry.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
After fifty three years the next are finally NBA champions
once again.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's a great moment right front row.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
For this entire thing has been little Timmy thy Shallo May,
and he's just too into it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Wilbur No, that's not fair. His team, it's his team.
I get it. At least he at least he's followed
them for life. Unlike Taylor Swift, he rocked up and
did ring a ring a rosie by the side of
the court one game. He's actually a Knicks fan. I
get it. I was like I was in New York
last year. This is away from a the playoffs and
went through a NX game. He's front and center. I
outside every game like it lives and breathes it. I

(01:37):
get it. He's a fair a sports fan. Don't make
it and feel weird for supporting the team. I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But I wasn't carrying on like the way that he
was carrying on. I've seen videos of him on social
media running into crowds of people, taking his clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Off and screaming, We're going to bring it home. We're
going to bring it home. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
He was in the rooms after that. You're not a player, Timothy.
You can't go into the rooms. He goes into the
rooms and he gets involved in the champagne spraying thing,
except it goes in his eyes, and little Timmy can't
handle the still in the eyes, so he starts crying.
He can't keep his eyes open.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's just you. You didn't play, You weren't on the court. Right,
he's a little bit of audio. You know. I'm not
a chalow May fan. Yeah, but I think sport's a
beautiful thing, and I like me, I like men getting
emotional about sport. I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I've got no issues with you tears. It's this kind
of chat that I've got a bit of an issue with.
Come on, this is better than the Oscars, Baby Nixon
Champions Baby.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
He sounds like he played. That's that is true. That
is you wouldn't know. You actually wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So I just think, like I was talking to my
wife about it, and my wife was like, the way
that he is like carrying on and getting so emotional
and over animated has just given her the ick big time.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
She hasn't find him sex anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think him and Kylie will break up so and
I think Kylie watches the whole performance and just goes, oh,
look like a ten year old boy going to the
footy with your footy jersey on thirteen.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Wow, way you've come out firing for Timothy. You're a
big Timothay fan. Until you were in his corner every
time I came for a little Timmy, you were like,
he's the next book. Look at him in I think
that's why emotion. He can cry, he can walk a
sand dune. He can write a worm. But you know
you were all about it.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I think that's why I'm so emotional. He's let me
down again. He can jump on a worm, he can
write a worm. He's great on camera, he's great on camera.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
But he's just not mate. It hurts me.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number, though I
don't think Timothy Shallo mate is the only one just
completely obsessed by sport. I want to know, how seriously
does your partner take sport?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, how far dore they taking thirteen? Did you see
the kid the like the double denim orange jean, Like, yeah,
man Canadian tuxedo. He was wearing that in itself was
was a massive when he wore that. It's like a
mascot exactly. It's like, you're but do you know what's
funny though? Do you know what's funny though? Because thirty

(04:11):
one and six five? How seriously does your partner take sport?
I think an interesting part about this is so pretty
much the Nix's number one ticket holder is Ben Stiller. Yes,
so he's there every game, right, he's there filming, Yeah,
films a lot down there, and he's got yeah, yeah,
he's the grandparent with the iPhone down there. Sometimes he's

(04:33):
got the iPad filming them doing the walm up and stuff.
He doesn't give me as much ick as Charla Man
because he doesn't go in the rooms and starts spraying
champagne with the place.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
He doesn't He doesn't perform to cameras, being like he's
just want attention to the fact that he's just a fan.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
So, drilling down on your phone topic, does your partner
take sport? Where does the ick like? When? When does
it go from just like, oh, he gets around his
team to like it's probably too far.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'd hate to speak negatively of your wife, but I
know that your wife takes sports so seriously that you
have to leave the room when the next villains are playing.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
In anything that's happened that for me is a lot.
I just like if I was married to someone who
was like I wasn't the Netherlands that time. It's just
that I wasn't supporting Maxis Duben who's Dutch. Yeah, who's
an air flun driver. That wasn't even her country. She
was just like, that guy's from my country and you
don't like him. Get out that was a lot, I
think as soon as that was a lot, although so
very attractive though, I found that very attractive.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh, there you go. It goes that way for well,
maybe it goes that way for you. You take it
so seriously. I just want to know, do you do
you are you married to? Do you have a partner
who takes sport way too seriously?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
And is it hot or not? Yeah? That's good. Yeah
you find that hot. Yeah, I find it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Very So you're at the front waiting for the game
to finish, and then you're like, just let me know.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
The shops. I feel like you're more upset about the
fact that you're losing someone who you admired, which it's
a steep fall from Grace because he's turning. The riding
was on the wall for when he started hooking out
with Kylie Jenner.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I said it. I think we all know it. Anyone
with a brain was like, hey on a second, doesn't
quite work out. And now he's trying to dress like
a gangster and hang out with the players in the rooms.
He's just he'anks it's right. I'll still see June three.
That'll be a great movie. Well, Dennisville the nerve. I mean,
sure of the day, sure, sure, sure, but yes, as

(06:27):
your part. Sorry, the director, the director of the director,
he's very I know. For my wife Mim, she didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Bim didn't realize that during the footy season, like the Diary,
our mutual Diary does work around when the Melbourne Demons play.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
That for her was a huge ick that we had
to take.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Into account when they're playing, when we're like booking weekends away.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I think I imagine that would be a thing for
a lot of I'm in a stereotype here and say
women in that, like guys need to shut out time
around their game, around the game.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
A lot of it, like a Saturday night, Friday night.
It's like it's like, you know, key key time. Anyway,
let's go to cult you're on.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Because MIM's dad's a big sports guy. He's a big
and he's a big Brisbane Lions fan in the AFL,
isn't he?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
And I think Mim was was being like, I don't
want to I don't want to end up with someone
whose life revolves around when the Lions play. So, if
I'm being brutally honest, I think I kind of like
shelved it for a bit.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was just like, oh, DASA playing, I can get
that on replay.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't worry about it, and then you have the
longer the relationship went, I was like, I need to
watch every game live, and I'd rather do it without
the kids that.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Became. Yeah, I haven't hooked up since the AFL season started.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Now and the DASA playing, well, let's got a cult here.
I'm thirteen one, I was six five, Colt. This is
your partner who's obsessed with sport.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
How far do they take a sorry, how far do
they take this the sport? They take it seriously?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah. So the wife and her sister are peneris panther fans,
and the past three times that they made the grand final,
it's like they played the semi finals. I've been at work.
I've got a message from the missus and she's like, hey,
we're heading down the Grand Final. I'm like, sweet, I
can't wait to go. Then she tells me not, that's

(08:23):
not the case. It's me and my sister were heading
down there. So she books the flights, she buys the tickets,
and she's down there for the weekend. And then I
see her on Monday, and she's done that in the
past three years in a row.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Now wow, she shot out with us, like I'm leaving,
I'll see you in three days.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Do you have kids, Colt, No, not yet, not yet? Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Do you think that would continue if you do have
kids in the future.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Do you think that will continue?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Colpe I would think so, but all for two.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
I'm all for it. If she's around itself.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Do you know what it is done?

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Like?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's funny when something The strange thing about sport is
that people don't like people don't get that fanatical about
anything in their lives. Do you know, like, it's quite
rare to be like I need two hours to watch this.
It becomes you wouldn't accept it. It's almost religious. Yeah,

(09:17):
you wouldn't accept it for over anything else. Like if
someone was like, I need to sit down for two
hours on Saturday and I must watch the latest episode
of I Don't Know widows widows watching it on the
half hours, you can knock them off with you. But
let's say I need to sit down, you'd be like,
get lost, Yeah, get lost, do it in your own time.

(09:37):
But when it you draw these hard boundaries around it.
I don't understand that, but but I respect it though,
like the socer is on at the moment. Sam said
to me this morning that the Netherlands playing at six am.
You've got the kids too late, and it's just there
was no at no point was I was like that's
unfair because I was like, well, your bloody teams playing
hundred percent watch it? Would you like a coffee? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, you gotta support it. Let's go to Rebecca here
six five. Rebecca, your partner takes sport very seriously.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
He lives and breathe it.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Okay, how far does he take it, Rebecca?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Well, he pretty much only wears Brisbane Bronco's official merch
as is blowing out shirt.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
He's going so casually, wears a casual merch. Casual merch. Well,
big Rebecca must be a handsome man. That's a big gek.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
And he took as yet a tattoo of the Brisbane
Bromos emblems on his legs.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Interesting the size of your hand? Does he have a
tattoo dedicated to you? Rebecca?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Pretty much head to toe in tattoos and is there
one dedicated to you?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Sorry we lost you?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
There he's covered he's covered in tattoos and he doesn't
have one dedicated to you.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
Yeah, he does his hand.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
So the Bronco has got a quad, which is a
big bit of real estate. You got a little bit
on the hand, Rebecca. Yeah, would you get a d
would you get to Melbourne Demon's tattoo if they won
they won in twenty twenty one, Yeah, don't have one.
But would you would you get a sports tattoo? Nah?
I don't think so. Really. Nah? Again, if I played,

(11:18):
I would get a tattoo. And you were pretty close
to playing once upon a time, weren't you.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm glad you asked Willy doctor injury Wilbert. There is
nothing worse late on a Saturday night, Friday night, when
you stupidly, stupidly get your phone out. Maybe I've responsibly
had a couple, maybe, and you get your phone out
and you just write a text message that you shouldn't
have written.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's just you're not thinking straight at that time.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
You put your phone away, and right now we are
running the text line zero four nine thirteen one oh
six five forward us an embarrassing text that you sent
over the weekend. You can remain anonymous. We don't have
to read your name out on air at all. But
if you forward us the most embarrassing text you sent

(12:04):
on the weekend, you can go home and some movie tickets.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'll get the ball rong. Oh what I've just I've
just received a couple of the texts.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, great, we're gonna we'll probably read these out up next.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh, by the way, if thirteen one oh sixty five
is the number, if you want to call and you're
just open to tell us the text message you sent
on the weekend, please do that too. There might be
some people driving who can't text right now. You can
still remain anonymous, and we can put a Dakota on your.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Voice too, Yes, Dakota Fenning.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
We can put a Dakota vending on your voice so
your voice will all be warped.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
No one will be able to recognize you.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
If you're comfortable to do that, call us on thirteen
one oh six five.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Like I said, I'll just get the ball rolling here.
Not that bad.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But I woke up on Sunday morning and I was like,
I've I feel like I wrote producer around at least
some texts last night.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Unless if you got the text because I wouldn't mind
I have the text well here, I'd like to hear
them from you rather than from That's fine, I just
want to give don't think so because she didn't get
the context. She just got the text, or she.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
She texted first. I want to make that very clear.
She texted first. Okay, so that wasn't just a did
you text first?

Speaker 6 (13:18):
I did text first.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah. Yeah, what were you guys texting about? And say,
why wasn't I on the thread?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well, because you would have hated on it.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You're judgmental. I am. I'm a judging guy.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I sent Woody a song by Labyrinth.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
For it.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
You should listen to this.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Really, I thought that guy got buried by the earthquake.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I thought, which is why you're not in the group.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Fair enough?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, anyway, So wood he instantly replies.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Me, what time did you text him?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I text him at six thirty.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, because young dad over here, young dad over here
had his first taste of the first taste of a pint.
And I'm going to say ages a long while. And
he was up and about from about three o'clock in
the afternoon on Saturday, responsibly, really responsibly. But I was
responsibly having a couple of your message me the next
day and said it was great to be drunk. I

(14:09):
didn't you misread that?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I said great to have a couple and remain sober though,
because that's really important anyway.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Do you want to hear the message?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
So the message was he sent me back this like
playlist of songs and then he just goes next run
hit this love sharing muzak. When Paparazzi comes on, it's
epic and I have the tiger.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Oh girl.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I think the girl is the worst part.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
The moment, the moment I knew though.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
The moment I knew, I was like, I shouldn't have
texted it because then you like wrapped me up and
aalise really quickly like you.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
You cut like you will.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
It's almost like you were like, stop texting me, because
what did you say to stop the chair?

Speaker 9 (14:53):
I knew exactly what was going on, and I was like,
love that reviewing coming tomorrow party hard King.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
And then I read that, so you're like messaging, yeah, yeah, enough,
just get out. I wish time to stop texting your
twenty four year old producer at six o'clock or a Saturday.
You got more analysts. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
I am twenty five.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
That's all the messages that I received.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I was fire and I'm off that I was far well.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I have sent a text that you.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sent one over the weekend. You've also sent one.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It was a few it was a few weeks ago,
but it actually made me die.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Was this the five o'clock five am night?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
No?

Speaker 9 (15:30):
No, this was a dead sober at like four o'clock
in the afternoon text. I was just wrapping up talking
to this guy who i'd been we'd been kind of
hanging out a bit, and I he said, like, let's
just be friends. So I was like, cool, that's totally fine,
Like I thank you for letting me know.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
And I thought that, oh my god, I just don't
want to I was.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
I was trying to be cool and like hip and like, oh, yeah,
that's so fine.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Did you send analyst?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
So I sent him this US handshake emoji friendship.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh my god, No, hang on, you agree we shall
be forrid hang on? Hang on? You said you said
you said us and then referred to the emoji.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh I know, but I thought it was really funny.

Speaker 9 (16:19):
And then I like had five minutes I sat on
and I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Friend friendship, friendship us, Oh god, oh I want to
hear more of this. Let's just share in the cringe.
Oh my god, Wow, some wild text coming here. I'll
read one for you. How many are we talking?

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Button pushing? Tommy's in charge of three really good ones
text triage and he sent me three. Okay, okay, okay,
first one? Here are we going in order here? Like?
Have you have you ordered them into like three? Two? One,
three at number one? Three at the top, yeah, three
at the Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, maybe the last one second, last one second.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
A lot of ordering going on here. The ordering is
crucial though, I think it's crucial. Okay, oh yeah, last
one second. I had my wedding on the weekend. Oh yeah,
And I sent a text to my friends thanking them
for their generous card. They replied, they never gave us
one crank the music? How does that happen? Well, obviously

(17:36):
obviously got home and they were surely they're honest, mate,
but surely you're a crook. You're a crook. Sorry, it's
a sick man.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Room messaged me and said, thank you so much for
the generous gift.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I would one hundred percent say, don't mention it. That's
because you put in twenty dollars for a group present
for me when they were trying to run a meal
train after my wife had her second baby. That was
twenty dollars from you and mim ten dollars each from him,
not from him, just the lobster from you. Very it
was a group of boys. You also put in fifty
dollars for a wedding present. We all know you do that.
I know a big boy when it comes to the

(18:09):
week gifts, because I know it's clearly not mat if
you're trying to claim someone else's. Oh, definitely claim someone else's.
I'm going to keep going here. This is from another number.
This is the message day sent over the weekend. So
I have chlamydia and I think you do too. Just
that oh peace on peace emoji? Do you like that

(18:38):
peace peace? They texted back as well and said that
that was for a guy that they just met at
a bar as well. Oh oh god, that's out there. Guys.
Get checked. Absolutely be smart about that check. I found
out when I was in w A don't.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Finish that sentence, text mate, No one wants to hear
your history.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Mate, that's a good fact. It's good. It's good to
be you don't talk about that stuff. That doesn't do it? Mate?
Look produce around? Yeah, none to go there. Here we go,
final message, final text message. I text my mom thinking
it was the guy I was I slept with. This
is separate text to the other one we just said.

(19:21):
I text my mom thinking it was the guy I
slept with to tell him that I had an s
T I that also happened. Good thing to tell your
mum as well, I guess, good tell your mum as well. Yeah,
that's actually do you know this has happened? What one?
And one? Or more honest about that? What's the problem?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
And maybe your mom Paulie, Now you send an embarrassing
text over the weekend?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
What just end?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
I got to fit in? I'm a blind guy, right,
so I used to send a lot of my texts.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Sorry Paul Paul, Before we go on, how about Siri
and text dictation for a blind person? Is that? Was
that just the best thing ever?

Speaker 8 (20:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Mate, it's awesome, except for when she stuffs it up
all the time. I often happen to send a second
message saying Siri I'm so sick of your shirt.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
So what text was said on the weekend goal?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
The embarrassing message was I texted our thirty year old
son and said, look, while we're awake, can you look
after the pities instead of the kiddies.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It is the best of the internet as according to me.
It's will Reddit will, beware of the blood. We have
got lots to get through today. Woods, I know you've
hooked me in mate and push it. Tommy out My
ass about going for two long so I'm going to
keep it quick, all right, First story here. Yeah, I
loved Dofretta today. I didn't know this was a thing,
but it's a thing. I will listen.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
My husband wants to share his stick collection with you.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
And you better be nice.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
This one is a mid range safe stick.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I call it dragon thing. It has the dragonhead you
can see there.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
This is a level ten wizard staff.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I call it the lexicon. Yeah, that's all. This is
another dragon like stick we have the I hear a
snout here.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Almost looks like a tarod actor.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
That's awesome. Five minutes. That's awesome. Just his stick collection.
I could get my daughter around. That stick collection is
a thing. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Sometimes you do see an awesome stick and you can't believe.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, so good, I love that I'm talking to another
man about this. This is on the Reddit thread called
just Guys Being Dudes. Oh yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
Only me.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Only men collect sticks, my daughter will love and children
prep best girls. Yeah yeah, and middle aged men. Yeah, honey,
syndergy that goes on between those stick.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Okay, now, mate makes wands out of like really cool sticks.
Who is no made of mine?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Wiz wiz? No, I love the whiz all right, now
you're gonna like this story. Yeah, Jamiroquai, Yeah this guy. Yeah,
you never know, Jamiroqui. That that guy.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
That guy?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Did you know? So he's the date when I'm a rider?
Didn't know that used to date. He said that he
broke up with wood on a Rider because her breasts
were too large and she wanted to, you know what,
all the time with him. That was the reason he
broke up with her. Oh okay, now that came out
recently resurfaced, and that absolutely popped off online. The great

(22:28):
thing about Reddit is you can do a real deep
dive on these things. Apparently, because they broke up in
like nineteen ninety two story today, and it's like, why
is this the story today? So apparently they are like
best mates and it is an ongoing bit they do
where hilarious. It's not true, not true at all that
he says I couldn't be with her anymore, her boobs

(22:51):
were too big and she wanted it all the time.
And apparently when she's asked about it, she says I
broke up with him because his penis was too large.
And they do that back and forth constantly. That's really good,
super cute, like a beauciual, like mutual breakup that they're
just trolling everyone for the rest of their lives. Really

(23:11):
really cool stuff. Okay, well done, YouTube, I've got some
good stuff here. Okay. In twenty and sixteen, I don't
know if I've got a lot of time for this.
But a British passenger asked a hijacker, a plane jacker,
a guy with bomb strapped to him, if he could
get a selfie out in front of the toilets to
get here that photo exists? No? Why? Yes? Said yes

(23:32):
yes the photo yes, yes, yes. Look at the smile
on him, yeah, he smiling, he's wearing he's wearing a
ralphler and button up polo shirt. He's got his sonn
he's on his head. Yes, that's right. The plane make it. Yeah,
well obviously the photo exists. Yeah, all right. It might
have got to the cloud. Yeah, it might have got

(23:54):
to the cloud. Man, I don't think you understand that.
You mean the actual clouds or like now you don't know.
Took my daughter to zec to Sola on the weekend,
which was Love Lee highlight performance. Sorry, worry about it.

(24:15):
This is what he Doesists are always amazing, always amazing.
Got a bottle, got in a box. What a contortionist
they get in the box? Oh no, anyway, on the
way there the highlight for me. Actually, now this is

(24:39):
going to sound graphic and unnecessarily graphic. We don't say it,
but it's all it's it's I need to say it.
So on the way there, we took our daughter Max
just by herself because I recently had our little boy
Juwelsy four months ago, and we're like, you know what,
We're just going to take Max out on a date
by herself with mum and dad because she hasn't really
had that two on one time. She's four years old.
She's loving having a little brother. But we're like, you

(25:00):
know what, we were going to treat her and give
her some attention, yes, else, and she loved it. She
was perped. So she's in the back of the car
and then I don't know, I don't know when this
started happening, but Max has started getting a little bit
like icky around Semini making out in front of her.
You guys do take it pretty farther. It's it's it's Joel, sorry,

(25:21):
mister roleplay. At least I'm not bearing a mass suss
outfit doing it anyway. So we're in the car, so
that's just the truth. So we're in the car and
we we we sensed him and we're like, we were
about to pull up at circus slave, We're about to
get out. Max's like, can we get out? And I said,
I just want to give your mama kiss first, and yeah,
there was tongue in you hand it We did beautiful.

(25:41):
She hates it, really, She's just starting to get on
her nerves a little bit. She's just like, oh, there's
a lot going on there. She's like, why why are
you doing that? Like what's going on? And of course
that just sets a fire under me. Immediately, I'm like,
this is the best thing ever. I found a button
on my daughter that I can press very easily, And
it's just I never thought i'd be like that. I

(26:04):
never thought. And she can't move, she's in the back seat.
She's made it from it, so all of a sudden,
it's just going to happen to happen all the time. Yeah, yeah,
And I was thinking, because my parents would do this
all the time, like they would make out. Yes, they'd
make us feel really icky and they'd go for it more.
My dad would constantly mention like if he had the

(26:26):
chance to one of our one of our conception stories
as kids, Oh yeah, it's always a lot. Yeah, just
low hanging fruit for them. It's just like a way
for them to just immediately shut you up to mid
train of thought, your mid argument with them, and they
just it's like it's a low blow.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
And Mum had a punchline as well. She told it
so many times, had had a punch story. Yeah, shoure
because I was conceived on New Year's Eve, And she
always says that me and your father decided not to
go to the party. But let me tell you, we
had our own fireworks that night. Wow, it was like,
you deliver it the same every time I hear it
every year on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's it's a shocking feeling. Well, I was actually thinking
because I said to Sam, because I was like, now,
I'm really enjoying it. If we stay in this house
that we're living in, like and if Max is a
teenager and she starts to annoying me, I can't wait
to tell her that the room she sleeps in is
the room she was conceived in, Like that will just yeah, yeah,
it'll kill her. But it feels really good. I I'd
love to hear this from you guys as well. By

(27:22):
the way, do you I want to hear stories about
parents making your squirm on thirteen one o six five.
And this might be a whether they do it through
romance or love, or they might have a different way
that they do it that they've embarrassed you. Maybe you're
a parent right now and you're loving making your kids
squirm thirteen one and six five. I would love to
hear those stories because I'm just exploring this territory and

(27:44):
it's really good. Producer Anallyse her dad, He's a real character.
Analyse's dad, Abe you were saying me before, this is
a daily thing for him.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Yeah, my dad would go when we drop me off
to school, would like pretend he was going to get
out of the car and sing the camp Rock chant
every day loud and just go camp.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Rock every day. Every day he would throw and like,
I'm going to get out of the carr into the
camp Rock thing. That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And your dad was he still wearing the dukes of
hazard cut off denim shorts at that stage.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
He tempted me. He tempted to every day and he
would have loved that.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
God, he had a work uniform.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
There's something about it. There's something about it that makes
you feel good. A mate of mine, he unfortunately for him,
was he was conceived in the Victoria, the small Victorian
town of Bonio, brilliant. You can imagine what his dad
says every time they drive. That's it's really really fun.
That's really fun, like he perfect.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It's absolutely he ress no doubt that I was thought
of you if it is the moment that he's conceived, I.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Don't know if they would spoken about it at the time,
but it certainly is. He's maybe not talked about, but
I think the dad was that like when they used
to get the melways out. His dad would like accidentally
flip to the page and be like, oh god, we've
landed on bonio. Hey did I ever tell you? Katie's
called thirteen one oh six five? And from anyone else
it's it's it's it's a nuisance. But from them, it's

(29:09):
a whole other level of punishment. Katie, we're talking about
parents making your squirm. You do this to your seven
year old?

Speaker 7 (29:16):
Well, yes, my husband and I do the whole non
verbal thing where.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
It's just hey, hey, hey, you hey.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yeah, you know, doing the eyebrows and the.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Nuds.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
You just flp.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh god, you're making me square like a like a
flirtatious flirtatious noises at each other, Katie. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
I don't know whether she has foma or something about it,
but she's just flit.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
But you're winking at your husband and doing the air
guns and oh that's a lot. I don't even know
if I can do that. I love it, though, you
love it? Why do you enjoy it so much? I
enjoy it so much as well.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Give her.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, it's just so good. Good Katie. You can have
a double pass to supergirl. Oh you're going enjoy that?
You know what I mean? Horrible? It's really Yeah, have
you dipped in the tone with them in this in
this space?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, Rem doesn't feel embarrassed. She's not she's not there yet.
I reckon round the court impending. It's funny talk about
the kissing, like Rem will tell me and mim to kiss.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
That's a true like you two kiss kids. All right,
all right there, she loves it.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
She loves it. Then she'll get involved. It's great, big
family love ins.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
We call them Jordio. I'm thirteen one and six five boys.
Here you going. You're also a parent making your kids squirm?
How do you go about it? Oh?

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Well, my kids always gave me a kiss at when
I at school drop off. They didn't want Harry high
Pants running after them to the gate to tell them
that I missed my kids.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Ah, so you get out of the car and you
do the run.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Get out of the car, Harry high Pants, pull it
right up and go running off from kids.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Remember Jemmy Ross Ross Noble told us that his go
to and he was very careful about which environments he
does this in. But he said, like at the airport
or if he was ever carrying bags, he'd make sure
his pants just dropped a little bit when he was
with the kids.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, did you say he dropped the jews to the
floor and keep carrying the bag. That's great stuff. Thirteen
six five. We're talking appearance, making your squirm, Sophie.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Good afternoon. How are you well?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
What do you do to make your kids go already
loving it? What do you do?

Speaker 7 (31:48):
On thirty three? And I got invited over to Hamburg
because my husband was in the Merchant Navy, and we
went to a sex show and I actually got pregnant,
so we decided to call our baby Hamburger until he
was until he was actually boughtant. But on his twenty
first I actually told that story and it didn't go down.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
To his birthday. His birthday, you caught him Hanburger and
his birthday little guy because he was in hell. Did
you say it was a sex show?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
I went to a sex show for the first time ever.
My son's now thirty three.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
But yes, and that's where he was not at the show.
She wasn't a performed crowd participation woods Harry styles, You're
so good he's told women all over the world whether

(32:53):
or not they should stick with the man they're currently with.
He's given the whoa whoa. He gave one condition as
to like, whether you should stay with the guy whoa. Yes,
that's right. Yes, he's touring his show at the moment.
Producer Leo has got the d tails. He's going to
be in Australia as soon as illegal.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Yes, he's going to be here in November and December.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Great, there you go. Good to having here, you go,
look forward to that. That's nice and obscure. Put it
down in your calendar, guys, just block out by melbourn YEP.
Great November November.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
There we go, are a really long stin at Madison
Square Garden.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh, very good. So we're the first stop. Yeah we'very
well done. Great, great, just pushed on the details, the
little test, little test and well good under the pressure.
Under the pressure. Now here's Harry on stage. Here's his advice.
If he's not making you happy, shock him in the

(33:51):
shock in the If he's not making you're happy, it's
nice to nice to be reminded that he's a geezer.
If he's not making you happy, shock him in him
in the bend. She's don't the women love it? My gosh,
A lot of bras after that. I think Harry Styles,

(34:13):
to be fair, could do a pool on stage and
they'd still think it was the best thing ever. Harry
Style get around exactly all of a sudden, it would
be cool and there'd be a whole new you know,
movement food on stage. Well, you know, he's that kind
of guy. He's that kind of guy spreading vulnerability. The
most vulnerable is everything Harry Styles does just instantly hot
and cool. I would say, so, yeah, what about if

(34:36):
you took a pool on the stage.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'd kind of be into it.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
It's funny, isn't it. But he's such a beautiful actually,
he's such a beautiful guy. But he just took a poo.
He's you know, he's instantly not a beautiful person. You know,
he's hitting the five on the Bristol stool charts. You
know what I mean. You've got way too far. You've

(35:00):
gone to the Bristol he's doing five six on with
you recently. But you going a little bit too bloky.
Get you over to triple M now, go mate, go,
I'm talking about the foot of the soccer. I'm talking
about relationships. You're going about a pop star.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I love relationships too, now, so what So he says,
if he's not making a happy chuck him in the bitch,
I do.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's great advice. There is great advice. Here was my
thought on the advice though, and I'm kind of I'm
spurred on by a clip I saw on the School
of Life recently, which is really cool philosophical YouTube channel
that I suggest you all check out anyway. Elene de Boton,
who runs that, said that the problem, the reason that
most people are unhappy is because they aspire to having

(35:46):
happy lives, because you're just never going to always be happy,
and if that's the yardstick for where you're at, you're
going to be constantly disappointed for your Life's not that.
He was like, what you can aspire to is for
life to be interesting and to try and enjoy how
it goes, because that's just definitely what it's going to be.
So I think it's interesting when he says if he's
not making a happy ditch him, because if I ran, like,

(36:07):
at the moment, I've got two very young kids, we're
not getting a lot of sleep, We're definitely I wouldn't
say that I am making Sam necessarily happy right now.
I would say I'm supporting her to get through. But
if we're necessarily making each other happy, and I kind
of put it through all this other filters of all
these other people who have probably got huge constraints on
their relationship right now. They're they're committed to each other

(36:28):
because they've got kids and they're trying to get through
their problems, or they're doing long distance with each other. Yeah,
maybe one of them one of the things going through
a gender thing, maybe the medical thing, wanting to be
together despite not making each other happy. And so I
think his comment was absolute trit if I'm being honest
with you, because I think it's simplified things. And I

(36:48):
think that he was just trying to appeal to a
largely female audience so that he continued to a grandize
his appearance so eventually he can take a pool on
the stage.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Saying, don't accept low standards. No women up here.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah, well straight on that bringing them, you're just lowering
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
And again you're basically making excuses for men out there
that don't make their partners happy. And I'm sick if
it Will you get home and weaponize incompetence What liv said,
she said, She said it well
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