July 14, 2025 • 36 mins
- When did your toddler rat you out?
- Mots annoying TV habits
- Real Life Soap Opera Moments
- Will's Daughter Vs Woody
- Secretly throwing out your kids stuff
- Woody hit on at a gig
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I had.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's Well and Woody Getting your Home Woods. I asked
you before what the most satisfying feeling in the world was.
Look for me, I think for a lot of people,
it's when you managed to find the person with loose lips,
when you find the rat, when you find the leaky boat,
the person who's billed a secret.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's a great feel. Oh yeah, here the one.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, Oh yeah, sure, the mast have grasped yes, and
I woke up awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
For detectives, we've been spending.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A week at our house trying to figure out because
there was some friends of ours got pregnant recently, huge news,
really good stuff, but got leaked.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh no, got leaked.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh yeah, okay, And we were trying to figure out
how it got leaked. And these guys weren't they weren't.
They were unhappy about it. I just got out amongst
the friendship, the friendship early and you know, the friends
who were pregnant, it's the first one.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They were a bit they weren't. They were pretty upset
about it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And I just had this moment in the kitchen the
other day where I found the rat in our house,
my daughter Max. It's two and a half years old,
she squealed. So it turned out, yeah, she's the rug rat.
(01:40):
Thanks jolly, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What that is. I wasn't able to explain it, but
you know, those who got it got it amazingly, said,
I thought you were playing. It's amazing us a lot
of things. That's true. So when I get it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What it happened was my very good friend had had
a few beers and they were looking after my daughter
for the afternoon, and he turned to my daughter and said.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Max, guess what a little bit of a joke here? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, Sarah and he points to his belly has got
a baby in her belly. It's just like, you know what,
she's a kitchen Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had people around
for drinks the other night. Turns out every private conversation
Max's have been. Every first thing she said was guess
(02:29):
what Sarah told the whole party. I think, unfortunately, it's
your mate here to a child and say.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
He gives he accepts full responsibility.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I think there's just a moment where you realize that
you've got a live one like you've got like she
can't trust with anything.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
She went, she really blew it the other day.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And I want to know from you guys, by the way,
thirteen one and six five, if a toddler's ratted you out,
because I imagine it happens more often than you think.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They repeat things and when and it's funny when they
repeat something and they see that you don't like that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They repeated it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't know if it's h's that's a red rag
to a bull for end. And she's like, that made
you uncomfortable. I'm going to repeat that exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So she she's learned to use the toilet at the moment,
big toilet.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So she came out weirdly. Her mum also pooved with
her in this instance that age fine, strange, do as
I do, not as I say. Nice.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So they went together.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Anyway, she walked out and I noticed that she hadn't
washed her hands.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And I was like, get back in there, wash your hands. Yeah,
And she turned to me and she said, Mommy didn't
wash her hands perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And I was like, all.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Right, both a bigger problem and two children, both of
you get back in there all right, thirty one O
six five. If a toddler has ratted you out, Samuro
Grub if you're listening, revealed she never washes her hands.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
After Yeah too. Is that a Dutch? Is it a Dutch?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Could be traditions? Yeah, make it, let's make it. Rachel
thirteen one O six'. Five if a toddler's ratted you,
out we'd love to hear from.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You this one's an interesting, one will because TECHNICALLY i
didn't do the, crime but it made it seem LIKE
i did a heinous. Crime SO i was Walking remy into,
daycare and we always have a chat with the, Lady,
sally who makes the. Food if you're, Listening, sally big,
hello and they always have a little chat and like
what's for, lunch et. Cetera, Anyway remy just decided to,
say daddy poo poo in. Bath AND i did not
(04:31):
do it poopoo in, bath but she. Does IF i pass,
win she calls she goes poop. Pool but unfortunately a
fart is a. Poopool like she keeps saying That i'm
poopooing around the house And i'm puto pooing in the
bath and so they're really looking at me strangely at.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Daycare fair, enough IF i Was, sally, yeah i'd definitely
be telling the other people on call that day that
you did shit in the.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
BATH i was remy. Down some sick stuff's going on
The White Little, House.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Kathy this is when you were a. Kid oh so
you ratted someone out as a two year?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Old, no, no, no, no this is my.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Daughter this one's going to get. You so my daughter's
thirty one, now so this is a long time, ago
AND i was happy to be training her at the.
Time so she wasn't even, two AND i was actually
pregnant with her. Sister and my mother law said to,
Me i'll sall, Right i'll take it to the, loo
AND i, said, okay. Thanks so she went off there
and they left the door open and they were having
a little. CONVERSATION i happened to be walking past the
(05:23):
loo at the, time AND i heard my nearly two
year old say to her, Grandmother, grandma did you know
that my mama doesn't really like you? Much AND i
REALLY i had no idea where she got that idea.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
From so you do like Your, moly, gosh this is
my mother.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
In law using it and checks. Out, Unfortunately, kathy that's
far too close to. Home all.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Right Rebecca's girl thirty one and six, Five, Rebecca, hi
how are? You Your your child routed you?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
OUT i had three. CHILDREN i had a four year
old and twin two year.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Old oh that's.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
True AND i.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Was speeding one day and the policeman pulled me. Over
but just before he pulled me, Over i'm, like oh, god,
Damn mommy was. Speeding and then when the policeman, said,
oh you, know you realize you're, Speeding i'm, like, no, no, no,
No i'm not. SPEEDING i wasn't. Speeding and they're, like, Yes,
mama you said bugger you were. Speeding And i'm.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Like oh my.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
God and then then he.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Proceeded to say to, me is this your address on my?
License is this where you? Live And i'm, like, yeah,
yep that's my, address but we've actually moved house two weeks.
Before the hall chimed up and, Said, mama we don't live.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There, gosh oh, wow you cursed the day you're.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Born you gave birth to.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Them my imagine in that, Moment oh, wow you just
want them on your. Team read the. Room David hard to, Hear,
david this is when, yeah good is when your son
was three he rated you.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
Out, yeah so the mother in the step mother in,
law she's the hairdresser and all of the work at the,
dom and he went over there and got a haircut
and he come home AND i said to my, wife
that is the most terrible Haircut i've ever. Seen she's
never doing that.
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Again and he's obviously overheard. That and it was a
couple of years later we're sitting around eating dinner at
the dinner, table and you, know the Him mauls were
over and she, said, oh, NO i think it's storm
that we cut your hair. Again and he's, like, nah
you never cut my hair. Again my dad, says you
don't do a good job cutting.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
THERE i.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Love it was years later it was, yeah, right he
was sitting.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
For an elephant as.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, wow great, Stuff Dave, charlotte we're talking about When
toddler's ratted you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Out is your friend's daughter my friend's.
Speaker 12 (07:53):
Daughter, Yeah so my girlfriend was going through a trial
separation with her husband and she was at her.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Boyfriend what is a trial?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Separation they were like going to, divorce but they weren't,
short so they thought they'll trial.
Speaker 12 (08:06):
It so she would they would live.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Separately, yeah it sounds.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Good, unfortunately she got herself a boyfriend at the very
start of. That so she's staying at the boyfriend's, house
her child with the, father and they do like a
FaceTime and her daughter wants to tell her that she's
finally done a pool on the, toilet and then she
starts asking for, oh where's so and? So where's so and?
So and the, husband the ex, husband who's so and?
(08:34):
So and it was, oh, nobody because the daughter recognized
her house and she wanted to talk to the, boyfriend
and so the whole thing came, OUT i, See and
it turned out she'd been cheating for a. While it was,
yeah two and a half year, old rather, out that's.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Her we did get a great call on this topic
the other. Day, SARAH i was.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
New to the, industry only been in the industry for six.
Months just got all the qualifications supervising the bathroom of
the three to five year. Olds the little girls going
to the, toilet daughter a normal. Thing she looks over
to the, boy points to him and, goes my mom's
got one of. Them she straps it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
On can you?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Pause and chat during a movie OR tv.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Show we found out last week That Andy lee is
a pause and. Chatter he AND i think there's a
there's a show offness to. IT i THINK i think
when he's on the cotch With, beck he likes to
pause and, then you, know either explain what he is
going on or deliver a prediction as to what is
going to.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Happen so CAN i, say, LIKE i know that you're
trying to fish this out of.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
ME i KNOW i know how you. ARE i know
you're a pause and. CHATTER i know you.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
ARE i know how to say that you're gaslighting.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
ME i know you.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
ARE i don't want to force the competition from it you,
DO i don't Know i'm going to. It, no you've
done a far more nefarious angle you tried.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
To you tried to say that you only pause shows
because your partner Speaks. Dutch so you're, like, oh sometimes
you have to put the subtitles on, Whatever, mate you'd
slip in a prediction.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
There i've got great, theories entertaining, theories and sometimes that.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Ruins the show or the. Movie to, yourself, MATE.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I picked my, audience But i've never met somebody with
a mid show pause and chat When i've.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Got a hot. Theory i'd have one hundred theories watching a.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Movie, sure, sure, right, yeah you only getting the top
shelf right right? Right you, know so you are you're
At europaus and. Chatter But i'm not, prolific SO i
think it needs to be like boundaries drawn on what
you can pause and chat. On, so for, example a
big pause in chat that kills me is twenty minutes
into a, movie pause and someone, someone And sam turns
(10:42):
to me and, goes do we know who that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is? OH i hate? That or DO i? Go is
that a good? Guy a bad?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Guy this is The we don't actually the. Movie you're
watching it at the same time as. Me, yeah that's
the first time they've been on the. SCREEN i have no.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Idea Sometimes nimmo will pause it and, say, oh what
are they?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
From it's like your own time chat look on your own?
Time often ten.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Minutes oh, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Rebecca what are your?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Thought what's on the pause and chat whilst WATCHING tv
shows or?
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Movies, yeah so me and my partner we do this
all the, time so we're as bad as each. Other
so watching something and then we pause and chat about,
it and we'll analyze what's going on and Try.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, rebecca who has who has hand on? Remote between
the two of?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You BECAUSE i feel like in all relationships there is
one person who has hand on.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Remote will you are obviously the person with the hand on?
Remote are? You are you the one with the hands
on the, Remote? Rebecca or is your?
Speaker 14 (11:37):
Partner it shits directly between?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Us all, Right, okay sounds like if you're both, pausing
then that's fair.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Game, Right i'm.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Pissed, off like all of a, Sudden rebecca's got a green. Light,
no, no she's on the couch with you.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Because she's the only. Pauser she's the ONLY i never.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Say anything, though to say anything to you during the
movie or THE tv show or is it just you Just?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
BLACKROD i prefer to have. It let's have a post
chat wow do no chat at?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
ALL i.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Don't we can, cuddle we can do cutesie. Things she was,
like do you want me to get your?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Blanket asked me during the end of the, year because
there's a five minute period. There we all know the
countdown twenty four seconds before the next step.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Starts that's your. Time let's go to.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow, lo do you pause and chat.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Mate you have to pause so the person that's chatting
gets the message to shut the.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Fruit take. Er oh that's.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
It you're trying to get the movie.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Going, Yeah the defense off the chatter is to pause
it to let them know this isn't.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Appreciator and it's the. Look it's the look as. Well you.
Pause it's. Passive you, pause and then and then you turn.
Saying and the trick is to keep the remote pointing
at THE.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Tv you turn your head and the remote is still
gun barreling at the television to let them know you're
the ones stopping me from pressing play again on this.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thing you're on the.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Clock what stupid thing would you like to ask? Me
and you've got ten?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Seconds and more often than that they was, like oh
Don't alie you and Chat?
Speaker 10 (13:09):
ELISE i do pause in?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Chat what For? Elise?
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Oh, well SOMETIMES i just need to let out a
bit of frustration OR i need to like, clarify like
my partner might not pick up on a little like
nuance in the, show And i'll, like do you? Know
AND i just think he's missing the.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Experience AND i have to be, like did you is that?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Patronizing for, Him, elise are you like? Pausing, No, NO
i don't get.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
NO i think sometimes Like i'll be, Like i'll look
at him and he'll, like he'll he'll have no. Reaction
i'll be, like, no this is a big, moment like
behind the?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Eyes what sort of big moment? Here what's the moment
that he's missed in a movie you had to, actually.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
Like, say if someone's walking through somewhere and they've just
given a bit of a, look like a evil, look
or like a like you and you know something's about to,
happen but, like he'll have no. Reaction he'll just think
it's another.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Scene maybe he's just enjoying.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
It, yeah maybe, maybe but bless, him he will literally
just let me pause and chat and just be, like,
yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Fine is he enjoying himself at? All in his? Experience
it just sounds like he's not liking THE tv.
Speaker 14 (14:20):
SHOW i think he, is because sometimes he has paused
and chat probably three times. BEFORE i Think i'm turning
him into a pause and.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Chatter you've kept your, eyes but what's his paus and? Chat?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Like is he trying to figure out you, know what
room you're, in what year you're in like it sounds like.
Speaker 14 (14:35):
He's, no, no not at. All he'll be Like he'll
just be, like hang on a, second Like.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Harry potter's a.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wizard soap opera moments in real, Life we've Got kylie. Here, Hi, Kylie,
hey you had a moment in your life which kind
of belonged to a soap.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Opera.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
YEAH i was sleeping with my cousin's. Boyfriend they were
together for About. Yeah not, great one of the greatest
moments of my, life but LOOK i enjoyed it will at,
last as bad as that is to.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Say did the cousin find out about, This?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Kylie?
Speaker 7 (15:18):
YEAH, i well so it. Was it was about a year.
LATER i actually it started on her birthday.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
A year.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
Later a year.
Speaker 15 (15:29):
Later we were going out for her birthday that night
AND i went home to have a, nap and THEN
i sent him a text message WHEN i was at,
home and she saw the.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Message what was the?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Message?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
OH i didn't live with, her but it was my early.
Teens we were very, close AND i was just.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
What was what was the?
Speaker 15 (15:48):
Message, well, well he kissed me BEFORE i, left AND
i just said something about the kiss in the, message
and my cousin saw.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It and How's?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Christmas, WELL i haven't seen or spoken to her.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Since did you hook up with the guy again after?
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 15 (16:11):
No communication at. ALL i spoke with her mother back
and forth here and. There she didn't want anything to
do with, me which is. Fair AND i think he
just runs through the hills.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Himself yeah, Right, look.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Would have made a good, water made a good.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
Soapi you know that kind of all.
Speaker 14 (16:29):
About but, look.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Radiopology actually that's exhaustly the apology means she's telling us
she enjoyed it for a whole.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Year it was punctuated from birthday to birthday from her cousin,
birthday and then got found out on the. Birthday that
poor woman hates her. Birthday, like what's going to happen next?
Year let's go To lisa. Here, lisa you at a
moment in your life which belongs in a soap.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Opera what? HAPPENED i?
Speaker 16 (16:59):
Did, YES i am about two years. AGO i found a.
Father she's sisters and a.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Brother you found a father like your. FATHER i found my.
Speaker 16 (17:09):
Father, yeah two sisters and a.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Brother whoaw, yeah, yeah so that.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
Was pretty full. ON i was searching for about thirty
years for my. Father and then one day On, ancestry
this girl popped up and it said she was my half,
sister and from THERE i talk to, her and all
of a, SUDDEN i had another sister and a. Brother
so Now i've got two sisters and a brother and
a father Who i'd never met.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Before, well why did You what was the reason for
your dad?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Leaving?
Speaker 16 (17:37):
Lisa, oh there's a bit of debate around, that whether
he actually KNEW i existed or.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Not oh is The so you've got a half.
Speaker 16 (17:47):
Sister i've got two half sisters and a half.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Brother, right so they're all from different different.
Speaker 16 (17:54):
Moms, yes so different, mum but saying.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Dad so, yeah So dad's were, okay he's done The grand.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Tour so and you think you found them?
Speaker 16 (18:04):
ALL, I, well we're wondering that at the moment whether
they're so we're watching ancestry dot com post.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Updated do you have any comms with your, Dad lisa
in the, End, yeah.
Speaker 16 (18:16):
So i've met him a few. Times, now that's what's you?
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Like oh he's, Lovely he's really.
Speaker 16 (18:21):
Lovely, yeah BUT i have this amazing relationship now with the.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Siblings it's nice you've got your.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Siblings so for anyone else that you know feels like their,
dad jump on ancestry dot com join the.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pool just Call. LISA i Reckon lisa's hear.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
From, Look i've long suspected that my two year old
daughter hates.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
You can we?
Speaker 17 (18:44):
Come?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah? Appropriate can we just unpack that a little?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Bit if you want, to you want to, GO i
just need.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
A little bit of evidence as to why you thought
or WHAT i did to make your daughter not like,
me Because i've only ever been, kind sometimes too.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Intense i'll give you. THAT i come in. Hot yeah you.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Do, LOOK i just think that you would know, that
like toddlers are amazing at picking someone who's maybe trying
a bit.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Hard that does sound like they get the. Egg they really.
Do it's funny how.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That don't you think that's amazing how they can tell
whether someone's trying to convince them to like them versus
when someone's actually you know WHAT i?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Mean my own daughter does it to me, sometimes like
If i'm, like let's, play let's, play let's, play let's
play a, game like she's, like dad out it breaks,
MAN i don't want to play right, now and that
it hurts and.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She has to love. You at the end of the,
day she has your, daughter.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
AND i just hang around her long enough for her
to eventually fall in love with me your, daughter though
she's got a. Choice this is a Nut i'm struggling to. Crack,
okay so we've suspected it for a.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
While yesterday we tried to Get max on the show
to do, something and it looked like she was going
to but then she heard you were.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Here, Hi, maxy.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
How are, YOU i, asked a sure, Work.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah i'm here With. Woody Hello, Max, Max, Hi, Hi Hi.
Max it's the Second max for me that really breaks
my own. Heart max.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
And then her her audible ick as she hands the
phone over to, her almost like it's curdled milk and
she's got a sour taste in her.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Mouth and she was so excited when she was talking
to you as, WELL i can't believe you work with that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Guy YEAH i, Know, Yeah, yeah that's that's exactly describes
the sound that she.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Made so, look it's it's been tough for, YOU i, Think,
WELL i, Mean i'm just going on with my life
like It's i'm. NOT i don't need, THIS.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't need the love of EVERYONE i come into contact.
With what are you talking? About i'm?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Fine so LOOK i thought last NIGHT i just clear
it all. Up, GREAT i was, like, GREAT i just
need to ask her point. Blank she's talking in full.
Sentences now she's gonna. Understand And i'm.
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Sure that you, said like he's actually a really nice.
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Guy well, no, no, no, no not imposing a decision on my.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Daughter she makes that he's just getting the facts of
like he's actually a really nice. GUY i.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
DIDN'T i didn't try and changer judgment at. ALL i
just sat her down AND i, said do you Like?
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Woody she's a hostage video and made her read a.
STATEMENT i really Like. Woody do you want to hear? It?
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No not now the way you're trying To, okay, okay.
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Friend do you Like? Woody queer? LOVING i locked on. Him,
yeah he was laughing at. You he would love like.
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You oh that's why you don't like, him because you're protecting.
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Me that's. Nice But i'm in the, indeed not in the.
Class you're in the. Classroom, yeah AND i studio.
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The Nice, OKAY i go, AGAIN i.
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Don't like no c done like, WOW i don't bring your,
sister she, implicated my, sister and that being clear a
great relations that's a whole McMahon.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Thing, mate you're. Out when WAS i laughing at?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You not videos of you showing her Where i'm laughing
At she just obviously heard the show and thinks listen
to the.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Show yeah so she but she obviously thinks that you
laughing with?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Me is you laughing at? Me SOMETIMES i am laughing
at of, Course BUT i laugh at. You that's just
what adults. Do and maybe my daughter doesn't like, you you,
know do you ever think about? That did you ever
think about? That? Wow, okay how does that make you?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
FEEL i don't play that noise. Again it's actually, HARMFUL
i ask her. Tonight, sure, okay if you can handle?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It, YEAH i THINK i imagine my daughter absolutely hates.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
YOU a bit of a dilemma in The white law
household at the, moment.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Will talk to.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Me there's this option That i've got to make my
life just a whole lot, easier actually the life of
me and my wife a whole lot. Easier But i'm
worried if we go down this, path our, Daughter remy
might be. Traumatized so let me give you the. Specs
rem is currently obsessed with Her elsa. Dress else's the
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main character From.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Frozen we know how?
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Else?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Serious? Man sure some people without kids while we're playing
let go AND i think everyone's.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Shot put the dots together. Shot so she's got This elsea.
Dress she's had it For i'm going to say a,
year so quite a. While so this thing is, shabby,
Right it's got, holes it's got stains, it it's got
a bit of a pong yep, like it doesn't matter
how many TIMES i put this thing for the washing.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Machine there is a pong.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now but she refuses to wear anything else except This elsea.
Dress so it's also getting colder, now so it's freezing
cold in the.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Morning all she wants to wear is there elsea. Dress
then you can't put a jacket over then because else
it doesn't wear a.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Jackets she's the ice. Cream cold doesn't bother her.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Exactly gold never bothered me. Anyway and she recites that.
Line she recites that line to.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Me so What mim AND i are currently thinking is
that under the cloak of.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Darkness so After rim goes.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
To, sleep and by the, way she does sleep in the.
Dress so we'll probably have.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
To AND i don't know How i'm going to get
it off, it but like maybe just like the t cave. Divers,
Well i'm.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Not going to drug my, daughter but What i'm thinking
of doing is like cutting off the else a dress
and throwing it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Out yeah, Okay AND i, think, LIKE i, think.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Why DO i do, that by the, way to cut
their kid's hair just so you know at?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Night, yeah they do. It oh, Genius, okay quite. Clever
you're a.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Parent how bad do you think it is or how
damaging do you think it will be IF i secretly
Behind remy's back throw out her favorite? Dress like is
this going to be the kind of thing that she
just forgets about it in a day and then happy?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Days or is this the kind of thing that might
leave her slightly? Traumatized have you thought about a plausible?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Excuse BECAUSE i don't know Where remy's at in terms of,
Development But i'm at the point WHERE i can't, say
BECAUSE i used to just be able to say it
was gone, right you, know just like you, know we're
out of, chips we're out of weet.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Bis, YEAH i can't do anything about, that, yeah yah, Yah, Yeah,
no she, is BUT i, reckon there's.
Speaker 18 (25:33):
It.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
NOW i have to, go, yeah this is why it's.
Gone because he's just get the why straight. AWAY i
get some.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
More we're just starting to advance into the.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Why and then she, investigates, like for, example for a
long time the car radio was just.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Broken, yeah and that's why we couldn't play.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
IT i told you The wiggles had a mass death
like a bus accident or something in our.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Family they just.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Left BUT i had to go into that. DETAIL i
Know i've got a bit more, bid BUT i was,
LIKE i couldn't just say to her they were, gone
like what?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
HAPPENED i was, like car.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Crash sure to answer your. Question though, crash very good
to answer your. QUESTION i think she'll figure it out
well that you took.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It, NO i.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Disagree you just need to act equally as, devastated.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So you're okay with.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It do you think it's okay as a parental move
that tonight she goes to, bed, well cracked the.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
DRESS i think it's, okay throw it.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
OUT i think it's okay if you can justify it
against how much pain it's causing. You is, so for,
example for The, wiggles big Red carter roll over like
that was the end of car trips for, Me so,
that for me is.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Justifiable but it's a justifiable.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Death like how much anguish is her wearing the frozen
dress causing you is probably what you need to think.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
About to be, fair.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
My wife cares about it more than me Because MIM's
not happy with her.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Goal THEN i would be Sending mim in to do
the the. Explaining but you're. Worried But mim is going
to be too, brutal aren't.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You, WELL i just think we're a. Team we're a,
team and now we're a team at our house will
and we do things. Together SO i want to ask
the parents out there were anyone really thirteen ONE i just.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Want to Do by the, way she wants to throw it,
out but she and she doesn't Because sam would be the.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Same she just turned the max and go it's gone over,
It i'm sure.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
One and here's the THING i. Remember as a, CHILD
i had a, thing a blanket Called. BLANKIE i vomited
On blankie one night WHEN i was SEEING i woke
up in the morning And blankie was. GONE i have never,
forgotten really, remember and of Years i've, realized obviously my
parents threw that.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Out well done. HER i was also very advanced as a.
Child thirteen one oh sixty.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Five is it a good idea to throw out something
your kid loves behind their?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Back it's effectively What i'm. Doing is it a good?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Idea or SHOULD i just stick with The elsa dress
every single?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Day and right Now I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm considering throwing out my daughter's Favorite Elsa frozen. Dress
she she loves this, dress i'd say arguably more than,
me and she refuses to wear anything else apart from
This elsa. Dress and this thing is, stained it's got a,
pong it's so small and tight now that it's.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Got like stretchy rip.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Marks so my wife AND i are thinking about throwing
it out behind her. Back my concern is that if
we do, this are we going to lose the trust
of my?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Daughter and is she going to be?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Traumatized that's only if she finds out that you threw it.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
OUT i think she'll figure it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
OUT i don't Think i'm very good at committing crimes
like throwing out something that someone. Loves so, look, thirteen,
well it is a bit of a. Crime it's theft
at the end of the, day it's for IT'S i
think you've got to.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Do sometimes you have to do things to your kids
that you don't want to, do but that's actually good for.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Them, oh don't give me. THAT i know that's the,
truth but it's a hard. Truth that's a hard. TRUTH
a few people have caught up, saying just get a
New elsa. Dress tried, it tried, it she wants this
specific that's actually it's An elsa dress that my wife
made for, her a very Specific elsa. Dress, right let's
go To kelly, Here, kelly here we. Go you've done this.
(29:03):
Before you threw out something your kid loves behind their.
Speaker 18 (29:06):
Back, yes AND i feel this in my.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Soul i've got four. Boys my twelve.
Speaker 18 (29:12):
Year old, now when he was, young was obsessed with
The avengers and he had a whole suit that he
used to wear to. DAYCARE i think we went to
all wedding once and he insisted on wearing it there.
Too it got to the point where we were, like
we have to do, something so we took it and
we said that we lost.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
It my now two year old is at the.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Age where he is, obsessed so we got to have
storage not remembering ten years ago that the story we
told our twelve year old that we lost, it and
the look that he gave me as a now twelve
year old was Like i'd stabbed him in the heart and.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You kind of.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
He was gutted and for like months after and he
was like remember that time he lied to?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Me, Wow, yeah it's on you a little bit that
you put it in. Store it's like bury, it do
you know WHAT i? Mean like We're i'm going to
be stuve And i've put it in. Storage i'm thinking
a bonfire at the back kind of, area do you.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Know WHAT i? Mean let's let's go To.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Jasmine, jasmine you've got an idea as to WHAT i
should say to my, daughter maybe.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Go.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
On my idea was.
Speaker 12 (30:23):
That you should tell her That elsa needs to wear
it during the week days so that you're only at
LEAST i could deal with it twice a week instead
of every.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Day, Okay SO i go home tonight AND i go
got a call From. Elsa call from Els you've got,
this got a call From. Elsa she's she said that
she's lost her. Dress she's going to need to borrow
yours for the week.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Days, yeah, Understand remy is not going to get like
IF i there's no.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Way she'd get. That she definitely. Understand i've Called elsa
on the. Phone, NO i know, That but Then.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Max and said to, Her, hey look your favorite thing
in the whole someone else is. Called AND i don't
know if it Was elsa not just someone. ELSE i don't.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
CARE i don't. THINK i don't think she's going to.
CARE i can.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Try i'll definitely, Try, blaky what are your thoughts? Made
can you throw out something your kid loves behind.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Their, Back, no you.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
Can't they're only like this. Once just let them have.
It my son's now three and a half and he
Loves andy's. Adventures so we got.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Him, yeah, yeah we.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Got him a toy. Watch we got him A safari
like vest and a bucket. Hat and you know, what
we we stopped fighting. Fight just let him at that
age just go just be. Happy and, then you, know, slow, yeah,
slowly he was just, like, NO i don't want to
wear The andy. BIT i want to wear my big boy.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Clothes between you and, argument this is on your.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Team my wife doesn't see it the same way because
there is a bit of a POMP i think we're
going to spray down with some tea tree.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oil but let's go To zoe here, Now, zoe.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay two days strategy as to HOW i can solve this.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Problem, go, yes.
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Definitely it works with my daughter all the. Time day,
one teach her about, Recycling so get her to throw
a piece of paper or magazine or whatever in the
recycling ben and that they'll turn it into new. Paper day,
Two rip, it cut it, up put it in the washing,
machine get it, out and be, like oh, no the
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washing machine broke.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It machine Machine. MAINE i THOUGHT i was worried.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
THERE i thought you'd about to dry and read it
The greens environmental.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Policy so it's going to. Work will, Yeah Will.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah huge moment for, me big, moment one of the great. Moments,
yeah this is a Classic jordian of. MOMENT i got
hit on at a gig my.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Friend, wow, Joking, wow.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
How do you know THAT i did with your? CHILD i, mean,
Like i've got a, Child i've still got amy.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Standards he's getting it.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
On, No, no it wasn't that etic you say with
child when you're.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Pregnant by the, way you're, right, Yeah so if you're actually.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Pregnant you say you're with, child but is that right
if you if you're just a parent you have a.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Child, Well I've i've misused that in this scenario actually
WHEN i was hit on as. Well but let's get into.
It SO i was at a music gig a couple
of weeks. Ago The Pretty, Littles australian band they're unreal, legends.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Put on a great. SHOW i was having a lovely.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Time will great, band got a new record actually Called force.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So, beautiful go and, listen go and by do what
you got to. Do, ANYWAY i met that, gig what.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Great song taking On. WATER i think this song's gold
WHEN i will when.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Off So i'm having a great, time obviously not thinking
about women at this.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Point you, Know i've got a, wife happily married.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Man after the gigs, Finished i'm sitting at the table
and this woman kind of saddles over a bit of
a strange cat and she.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Just starts talking about just to find strange. Cat, well
she was just.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Talking about how much she loves heavy metal and SHE i,
mean she's carved in, tattoos and it was just just
a bit of an interesting, cat a lovely, CAT a
bit an interesting, cat and she MENTIONED i.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Was with your. Brother oh, yeah, nice, yeah, yeah you
see next to your. Brother she had a late night
photo that. NIGHT i knew. Something we had a, Couple
we had a couple of.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Drinks so this interesting, cat this, woman she walks over
and she starts talking about death metal and stuff that
she's into.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Anyway she then segueys into saying to. Me she, says, hey.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
My friend over there and points at her, friend who
was also a pretty interesting and the friend was kind
of hunched over the, bar and she gave her a
little twinkling with the fingers and she, said She's i'm
interested in.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
You oh, wow if you're interested.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Out, yeah, Absolutely and at that POINT i did the
for the first time ever the ring. Flash oh did
because RECENTLY i flashed the ring and said, Sorry i'm
married and with, child married and with, child which obviously
all the boys found quite funny at that, point But
i'm feeling good Because i've been hit. On at the
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end of the, day it has proven to me THAT
i absolutely still have. It five minutes. Passes i'm bringing
up numerous times with the. Boys it's just it's just
great to be wanted at the end of the. Day you,
Know i'm a man in.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Demand and she then the woman who was keen on.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
ME i see that she's moving towards, me AND i was, like, oh,
Jeez i'm, sorry, Boys i'm really sorry to interrupt, him
but it seems that she hasn't taken the hint and
she's back for. More so she kind of slowly walks,
over and As i'm about to say to, her LIKE
i am being, Serious i'm, Married i'm with, CHILD i
noticed that she actually stare ends next to your Brother,
george and she starts rubbing his lumber.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Back And i've had a couple of drinks at this,
POINT i was, Like, hi hang, ON i thought you
were keen on. Me this meant something to. Me she
was anyone at that. Point imagine
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The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's Well and Woody Getting your Home Woods. I asked
you before what the most satisfying feeling in the world was.
Look for me, I think for a lot of people,
it's when you managed to find the person with loose lips,
when you find the rat, when you find the leaky boat,
the person who's billed a secret.
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It's a great feel. Oh yeah, here the one.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, Oh yeah, sure, the mast have grasped yes, and
I woke up awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
For detectives, we've been spending.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A week at our house trying to figure out because
there was some friends of ours got pregnant recently, huge news,
really good stuff, but got leaked.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh no, got leaked.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh yeah, okay, And we were trying to figure out
how it got leaked. And these guys weren't they weren't.
They were unhappy about it. I just got out amongst
the friendship, the friendship early and you know, the friends
who were pregnant, it's the first one.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They were a bit they weren't. They were pretty upset
about it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And I just had this moment in the kitchen the
other day where I found the rat in our house,
my daughter Max. It's two and a half years old,
she squealed. So it turned out, yeah, she's the rug rat.
(01:40):
Thanks jolly, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What that is. I wasn't able to explain it, but
you know, those who got it got it amazingly, said,
I thought you were playing. It's amazing us a lot
of things. That's true. So when I get it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What it happened was my very good friend had had
a few beers and they were looking after my daughter
for the afternoon, and he turned to my daughter and said.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Max, guess what a little bit of a joke here? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, Sarah and he points to his belly has got
a baby in her belly. It's just like, you know what,
she's a kitchen Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had people around
for drinks the other night. Turns out every private conversation
Max's have been. Every first thing she said was guess
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what Sarah told the whole party. I think, unfortunately, it's
your mate here to a child and say.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
He gives he accepts full responsibility.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I think there's just a moment where you realize that
you've got a live one like you've got like she
can't trust with anything.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
She went, she really blew it the other day.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And I want to know from you guys, by the way,
thirteen one and six five, if a toddler's ratted you out,
because I imagine it happens more often than you think.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They repeat things and when and it's funny when they
repeat something and they see that you don't like that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They repeated it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't know if it's h's that's a red rag
to a bull for end. And she's like, that made
you uncomfortable. I'm going to repeat that exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So she she's learned to use the toilet at the moment,
big toilet.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So she came out weirdly. Her mum also pooved with
her in this instance that age fine, strange, do as
I do, not as I say. Nice.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So they went together.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Anyway, she walked out and I noticed that she hadn't
washed her hands.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And I was like, get back in there, wash your hands. Yeah,
And she turned to me and she said, Mommy didn't
wash her hands perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And I was like, all.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Right, both a bigger problem and two children, both of
you get back in there all right, thirty one O
six five. If a toddler has ratted you out, Samuro
Grub if you're listening, revealed she never washes her hands.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
After Yeah too. Is that a Dutch? Is it a Dutch?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Could be traditions? Yeah, make it, let's make it. Rachel
thirteen one O six'. Five if a toddler's ratted you,
out we'd love to hear from.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You this one's an interesting, one will because TECHNICALLY i
didn't do the, crime but it made it seem LIKE
i did a heinous. Crime SO i was Walking remy into,
daycare and we always have a chat with the, Lady,
sally who makes the. Food if you're, Listening, sally big,
hello and they always have a little chat and like
what's for, lunch et. Cetera, Anyway remy just decided to,
say daddy poo poo in. Bath AND i did not
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do it poopoo in, bath but she. Does IF i pass,
win she calls she goes poop. Pool but unfortunately a
fart is a. Poopool like she keeps saying That i'm
poopooing around the house And i'm puto pooing in the
bath and so they're really looking at me strangely at.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Daycare fair, enough IF i Was, sally, yeah i'd definitely
be telling the other people on call that day that
you did shit in the.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
BATH i was remy. Down some sick stuff's going on
The White Little, House.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Kathy this is when you were a. Kid oh so
you ratted someone out as a two year?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Old, no, no, no, no this is my.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Daughter this one's going to get. You so my daughter's
thirty one, now so this is a long time, ago
AND i was happy to be training her at the.
Time so she wasn't even, two AND i was actually
pregnant with her. Sister and my mother law said to,
Me i'll sall, Right i'll take it to the, loo
AND i, said, okay. Thanks so she went off there
and they left the door open and they were having
a little. CONVERSATION i happened to be walking past the
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loo at the, time AND i heard my nearly two
year old say to her, Grandmother, grandma did you know
that my mama doesn't really like you? Much AND i
REALLY i had no idea where she got that idea.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
From so you do like Your, moly, gosh this is
my mother.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
In law using it and checks. Out, Unfortunately, kathy that's
far too close to. Home all.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Right Rebecca's girl thirty one and six, Five, Rebecca, hi
how are? You Your your child routed you?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
OUT i had three. CHILDREN i had a four year
old and twin two year.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Old oh that's.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
True AND i.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Was speeding one day and the policeman pulled me. Over
but just before he pulled me, Over i'm, like oh, god,
Damn mommy was. Speeding and then when the policeman, said,
oh you, know you realize you're, Speeding i'm, like, no, no, no,
No i'm not. SPEEDING i wasn't. Speeding and they're, like, Yes,
mama you said bugger you were. Speeding And i'm.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Like oh my.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
God and then then he.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Proceeded to say to, me is this your address on my?
License is this where you? Live And i'm, like, yeah,
yep that's my, address but we've actually moved house two weeks.
Before the hall chimed up and, Said, mama we don't live.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There, gosh oh, wow you cursed the day you're.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Born you gave birth to.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Them my imagine in that, Moment oh, wow you just
want them on your. Team read the. Room David hard to, Hear,
david this is when, yeah good is when your son
was three he rated you.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
Out, yeah so the mother in the step mother in,
law she's the hairdresser and all of the work at the,
dom and he went over there and got a haircut
and he come home AND i said to my, wife
that is the most terrible Haircut i've ever. Seen she's
never doing that.
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Again and he's obviously overheard. That and it was a
couple of years later we're sitting around eating dinner at
the dinner, table and you, know the Him mauls were
over and she, said, oh, NO i think it's storm
that we cut your hair. Again and he's, like, nah
you never cut my hair. Again my dad, says you
don't do a good job cutting.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
THERE i.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Love it was years later it was, yeah, right he
was sitting.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
For an elephant as.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, wow great, Stuff Dave, charlotte we're talking about When
toddler's ratted you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Out is your friend's daughter my friend's.
Speaker 12 (07:53):
Daughter, Yeah so my girlfriend was going through a trial
separation with her husband and she was at her.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Boyfriend what is a trial?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Separation they were like going to, divorce but they weren't,
short so they thought they'll trial.
Speaker 12 (08:06):
It so she would they would live.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Separately, yeah it sounds.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Good, unfortunately she got herself a boyfriend at the very
start of. That so she's staying at the boyfriend's, house
her child with the, father and they do like a
FaceTime and her daughter wants to tell her that she's
finally done a pool on the, toilet and then she
starts asking for, oh where's so and? So where's so and?
So and the, husband the ex, husband who's so and?
(08:34):
So and it was, oh, nobody because the daughter recognized
her house and she wanted to talk to the, boyfriend
and so the whole thing came, OUT i, See and
it turned out she'd been cheating for a. While it was,
yeah two and a half year, old rather, out that's.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Her we did get a great call on this topic
the other. Day, SARAH i was.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
New to the, industry only been in the industry for six.
Months just got all the qualifications supervising the bathroom of
the three to five year. Olds the little girls going
to the, toilet daughter a normal. Thing she looks over
to the, boy points to him and, goes my mom's
got one of. Them she straps it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
On can you?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Pause and chat during a movie OR tv.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Show we found out last week That Andy lee is
a pause and. Chatter he AND i think there's a
there's a show offness to. IT i THINK i think
when he's on the cotch With, beck he likes to
pause and, then you, know either explain what he is
going on or deliver a prediction as to what is
going to.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Happen so CAN i, say, LIKE i know that you're
trying to fish this out of.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
ME i KNOW i know how you. ARE i know
you're a pause and. CHATTER i know you.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
ARE i know how to say that you're gaslighting.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
ME i know you.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
ARE i don't want to force the competition from it you,
DO i don't Know i'm going to. It, no you've
done a far more nefarious angle you tried.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
To you tried to say that you only pause shows
because your partner Speaks. Dutch so you're, like, oh sometimes
you have to put the subtitles on, Whatever, mate you'd
slip in a prediction.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
There i've got great, theories entertaining, theories and sometimes that.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Ruins the show or the. Movie to, yourself, MATE.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I picked my, audience But i've never met somebody with
a mid show pause and chat When i've.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Got a hot. Theory i'd have one hundred theories watching a.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Movie, sure, sure, right, yeah you only getting the top
shelf right right? Right you, know so you are you're
At europaus and. Chatter But i'm not, prolific SO i
think it needs to be like boundaries drawn on what
you can pause and chat. On, so for, example a
big pause in chat that kills me is twenty minutes
into a, movie pause and someone, someone And sam turns
(10:42):
to me and, goes do we know who that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is? OH i hate? That or DO i? Go is
that a good? Guy a bad?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Guy this is The we don't actually the. Movie you're
watching it at the same time as. Me, yeah that's
the first time they've been on the. SCREEN i have no.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Idea Sometimes nimmo will pause it and, say, oh what
are they?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
From it's like your own time chat look on your own?
Time often ten.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Minutes oh, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Rebecca what are your?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Thought what's on the pause and chat whilst WATCHING tv
shows or?
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Movies, yeah so me and my partner we do this
all the, time so we're as bad as each. Other
so watching something and then we pause and chat about,
it and we'll analyze what's going on and Try.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, rebecca who has who has hand on? Remote between
the two of?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You BECAUSE i feel like in all relationships there is
one person who has hand on.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Remote will you are obviously the person with the hand on?
Remote are? You are you the one with the hands
on the, Remote? Rebecca or is your?
Speaker 14 (11:37):
Partner it shits directly between?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Us all, Right, okay sounds like if you're both, pausing
then that's fair.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Game, Right i'm.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Pissed, off like all of a, Sudden rebecca's got a green. Light,
no, no she's on the couch with you.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Because she's the only. Pauser she's the ONLY i never.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Say anything, though to say anything to you during the
movie or THE tv show or is it just you Just?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
BLACKROD i prefer to have. It let's have a post
chat wow do no chat at?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
ALL i.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Don't we can, cuddle we can do cutesie. Things she was,
like do you want me to get your?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Blanket asked me during the end of the, year because
there's a five minute period. There we all know the
countdown twenty four seconds before the next step.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Starts that's your. Time let's go to.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow, lo do you pause and chat.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Mate you have to pause so the person that's chatting
gets the message to shut the.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Fruit take. Er oh that's.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
It you're trying to get the movie.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Going, Yeah the defense off the chatter is to pause
it to let them know this isn't.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Appreciator and it's the. Look it's the look as. Well you.
Pause it's. Passive you, pause and then and then you turn.
Saying and the trick is to keep the remote pointing
at THE.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Tv you turn your head and the remote is still
gun barreling at the television to let them know you're
the ones stopping me from pressing play again on this.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thing you're on the.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Clock what stupid thing would you like to ask? Me
and you've got ten?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Seconds and more often than that they was, like oh
Don't alie you and Chat?
Speaker 10 (13:09):
ELISE i do pause in?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Chat what For? Elise?
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Oh, well SOMETIMES i just need to let out a
bit of frustration OR i need to like, clarify like
my partner might not pick up on a little like
nuance in the, show And i'll, like do you? Know
AND i just think he's missing the.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Experience AND i have to be, like did you is that?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Patronizing for, Him, elise are you like? Pausing, No, NO
i don't get.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
NO i think sometimes Like i'll be, Like i'll look
at him and he'll, like he'll he'll have no. Reaction
i'll be, like, no this is a big, moment like
behind the?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Eyes what sort of big moment? Here what's the moment
that he's missed in a movie you had to, actually.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
Like, say if someone's walking through somewhere and they've just
given a bit of a, look like a evil, look
or like a like you and you know something's about to,
happen but, like he'll have no. Reaction he'll just think
it's another.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Scene maybe he's just enjoying.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
It, yeah maybe, maybe but bless, him he will literally
just let me pause and chat and just be, like,
yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Fine is he enjoying himself at? All in his? Experience
it just sounds like he's not liking THE tv.
Speaker 14 (14:20):
SHOW i think he, is because sometimes he has paused
and chat probably three times. BEFORE i Think i'm turning
him into a pause and.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Chatter you've kept your, eyes but what's his paus and? Chat?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Like is he trying to figure out you, know what
room you're, in what year you're in like it sounds like.
Speaker 14 (14:35):
He's, no, no not at. All he'll be Like he'll
just be, like hang on a, second Like.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Harry potter's a.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Wizard soap opera moments in real, Life we've Got kylie. Here, Hi, Kylie,
hey you had a moment in your life which kind
of belonged to a soap.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Opera.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
YEAH i was sleeping with my cousin's. Boyfriend they were
together for About. Yeah not, great one of the greatest
moments of my, life but LOOK i enjoyed it will at,
last as bad as that is to.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Say did the cousin find out about, This?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Kylie?
Speaker 7 (15:18):
YEAH, i well so it. Was it was about a year.
LATER i actually it started on her birthday.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
A year.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
Later a year.
Speaker 15 (15:29):
Later we were going out for her birthday that night
AND i went home to have a, nap and THEN
i sent him a text message WHEN i was at,
home and she saw the.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Message what was the?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Message?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
OH i didn't live with, her but it was my early.
Teens we were very, close AND i was just.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
What was what was the?
Speaker 15 (15:48):
Message, well, well he kissed me BEFORE i, left AND
i just said something about the kiss in the, message
and my cousin saw.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It and How's?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Christmas, WELL i haven't seen or spoken to her.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Since did you hook up with the guy again after?
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 15 (16:11):
No communication at. ALL i spoke with her mother back
and forth here and. There she didn't want anything to
do with, me which is. Fair AND i think he
just runs through the hills.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Himself yeah, Right, look.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Would have made a good, water made a good.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
Soapi you know that kind of all.
Speaker 14 (16:29):
About but, look.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Radiopology actually that's exhaustly the apology means she's telling us
she enjoyed it for a whole.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Year it was punctuated from birthday to birthday from her cousin,
birthday and then got found out on the. Birthday that
poor woman hates her. Birthday, like what's going to happen next?
Year let's go To lisa. Here, lisa you at a
moment in your life which belongs in a soap.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Opera what? HAPPENED i?
Speaker 16 (16:59):
Did, YES i am about two years. AGO i found a.
Father she's sisters and a.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Brother you found a father like your. FATHER i found my.
Speaker 16 (17:09):
Father, yeah two sisters and a.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Brother whoaw, yeah, yeah so that.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
Was pretty full. ON i was searching for about thirty
years for my. Father and then one day On, ancestry
this girl popped up and it said she was my half,
sister and from THERE i talk to, her and all
of a, SUDDEN i had another sister and a. Brother
so Now i've got two sisters and a brother and
a father Who i'd never met.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Before, well why did You what was the reason for
your dad?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Leaving?
Speaker 16 (17:37):
Lisa, oh there's a bit of debate around, that whether
he actually KNEW i existed or.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Not oh is The so you've got a half.
Speaker 16 (17:47):
Sister i've got two half sisters and a half.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Brother, right so they're all from different different.
Speaker 16 (17:54):
Moms, yes so different, mum but saying.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Dad so, yeah So dad's were, okay he's done The grand.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Tour so and you think you found them?
Speaker 16 (18:04):
ALL, I, well we're wondering that at the moment whether
they're so we're watching ancestry dot com post.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Updated do you have any comms with your, Dad lisa
in the, End, yeah.
Speaker 16 (18:16):
So i've met him a few. Times, now that's what's you?
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Like oh he's, Lovely he's really.
Speaker 16 (18:21):
Lovely, yeah BUT i have this amazing relationship now with the.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Siblings it's nice you've got your.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Siblings so for anyone else that you know feels like their,
dad jump on ancestry dot com join the.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pool just Call. LISA i Reckon lisa's hear.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
From, Look i've long suspected that my two year old
daughter hates.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
You can we?
Speaker 17 (18:44):
Come?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah? Appropriate can we just unpack that a little?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Bit if you want, to you want to, GO i
just need.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
A little bit of evidence as to why you thought
or WHAT i did to make your daughter not like,
me Because i've only ever been, kind sometimes too.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Intense i'll give you. THAT i come in. Hot yeah you.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Do, LOOK i just think that you would know, that
like toddlers are amazing at picking someone who's maybe trying
a bit.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Hard that does sound like they get the. Egg they really.
Do it's funny how.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That don't you think that's amazing how they can tell
whether someone's trying to convince them to like them versus
when someone's actually you know WHAT i?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Mean my own daughter does it to me, sometimes like
If i'm, like let's, play let's, play let's, play let's
play a, game like she's, like dad out it breaks,
MAN i don't want to play right, now and that
it hurts and.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She has to love. You at the end of the,
day she has your, daughter.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
AND i just hang around her long enough for her
to eventually fall in love with me your, daughter though
she's got a. Choice this is a Nut i'm struggling to. Crack,
okay so we've suspected it for a.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
While yesterday we tried to Get max on the show
to do, something and it looked like she was going
to but then she heard you were.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Here, Hi, maxy.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
How are, YOU i, asked a sure, Work.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah i'm here With. Woody Hello, Max, Max, Hi, Hi Hi.
Max it's the Second max for me that really breaks
my own. Heart max.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
And then her her audible ick as she hands the
phone over to, her almost like it's curdled milk and
she's got a sour taste in her.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Mouth and she was so excited when she was talking
to you as, WELL i can't believe you work with that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Guy YEAH i, Know, Yeah, yeah that's that's exactly describes
the sound that she.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Made so, look it's it's been tough for, YOU i, Think,
WELL i, Mean i'm just going on with my life
like It's i'm. NOT i don't need, THIS.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't need the love of EVERYONE i come into contact.
With what are you talking? About i'm?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Fine so LOOK i thought last NIGHT i just clear
it all. Up, GREAT i was, like, GREAT i just
need to ask her point. Blank she's talking in full.
Sentences now she's gonna. Understand And i'm.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Sure that you, said like he's actually a really nice.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Guy well, no, no, no, no not imposing a decision on my.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Daughter she makes that he's just getting the facts of
like he's actually a really nice. GUY i.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
DIDN'T i didn't try and changer judgment at. ALL i
just sat her down AND i, said do you Like?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Woody she's a hostage video and made her read a.
STATEMENT i really Like. Woody do you want to hear? It?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
No not now the way you're trying To, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
What are your?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Friend do you Like? Woody queer? LOVING i locked on. Him,
yeah he was laughing at. You he would love like.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You oh that's why you don't like, him because you're protecting.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Me that's. Nice But i'm in the, indeed not in the.
Class you're in the. Classroom, yeah AND i studio.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
The Nice, OKAY i go, AGAIN i.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Don't like no c done like, WOW i don't bring your,
sister she, implicated my, sister and that being clear a
great relations that's a whole McMahon.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Thing, mate you're. Out when WAS i laughing at?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You not videos of you showing her Where i'm laughing
At she just obviously heard the show and thinks listen
to the.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Show yeah so she but she obviously thinks that you
laughing with?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Me is you laughing at? Me SOMETIMES i am laughing
at of, Course BUT i laugh at. You that's just
what adults. Do and maybe my daughter doesn't like, you you,
know do you ever think about? That did you ever
think about? That? Wow, okay how does that make you?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
FEEL i don't play that noise. Again it's actually, HARMFUL
i ask her. Tonight, sure, okay if you can handle?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It, YEAH i THINK i imagine my daughter absolutely hates.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
YOU a bit of a dilemma in The white law
household at the, moment.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Will talk to.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Me there's this option That i've got to make my
life just a whole lot, easier actually the life of
me and my wife a whole lot. Easier But i'm
worried if we go down this, path our, Daughter remy
might be. Traumatized so let me give you the. Specs
rem is currently obsessed with Her elsa. Dress else's the
(23:27):
main character From.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Frozen we know how?
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Else?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Serious? Man sure some people without kids while we're playing
let go AND i think everyone's.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Shot put the dots together. Shot so she's got This elsea.
Dress she's had it For i'm going to say a,
year so quite a. While so this thing is, shabby,
Right it's got, holes it's got stains, it it's got
a bit of a pong yep, like it doesn't matter
how many TIMES i put this thing for the washing.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Machine there is a pong.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now but she refuses to wear anything else except This elsea.
Dress so it's also getting colder, now so it's freezing
cold in the.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Morning all she wants to wear is there elsea. Dress
then you can't put a jacket over then because else
it doesn't wear a.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Jackets she's the ice. Cream cold doesn't bother her.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Exactly gold never bothered me. Anyway and she recites that.
Line she recites that line to.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Me so What mim AND i are currently thinking is
that under the cloak of.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Darkness so After rim goes.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
To, sleep and by the, way she does sleep in the.
Dress so we'll probably have.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
To AND i don't know How i'm going to get
it off, it but like maybe just like the t cave. Divers,
Well i'm.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Not going to drug my, daughter but What i'm thinking
of doing is like cutting off the else a dress
and throwing it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Out yeah, Okay AND i, think, LIKE i, think.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Why DO i do, that by the, way to cut
their kid's hair just so you know at?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Night, yeah they do. It oh, Genius, okay quite. Clever
you're a.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Parent how bad do you think it is or how
damaging do you think it will be IF i secretly
Behind remy's back throw out her favorite? Dress like is
this going to be the kind of thing that she
just forgets about it in a day and then happy?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Days or is this the kind of thing that might
leave her slightly? Traumatized have you thought about a plausible?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Excuse BECAUSE i don't know Where remy's at in terms of,
Development But i'm at the point WHERE i can't, say
BECAUSE i used to just be able to say it
was gone, right you, know just like you, know we're
out of, chips we're out of weet.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Bis, YEAH i can't do anything about, that, yeah yah, Yah, Yeah,
no she, is BUT i, reckon there's.
Speaker 18 (25:33):
It.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
NOW i have to, go, yeah this is why it's.
Gone because he's just get the why straight. AWAY i
get some.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
More we're just starting to advance into the.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Why and then she, investigates, like for, example for a
long time the car radio was just.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Broken, yeah and that's why we couldn't play.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
IT i told you The wiggles had a mass death
like a bus accident or something in our.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Family they just.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Left BUT i had to go into that. DETAIL i
Know i've got a bit more, bid BUT i was,
LIKE i couldn't just say to her they were, gone
like what?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
HAPPENED i was, like car.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Crash sure to answer your. Question though, crash very good
to answer your. QUESTION i think she'll figure it out
well that you took.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It, NO i.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Disagree you just need to act equally as, devastated.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So you're okay with.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It do you think it's okay as a parental move
that tonight she goes to, bed, well cracked the.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
DRESS i think it's, okay throw it.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
OUT i think it's okay if you can justify it
against how much pain it's causing. You is, so for,
example for The, wiggles big Red carter roll over like
that was the end of car trips for, Me so,
that for me is.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Justifiable but it's a justifiable.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Death like how much anguish is her wearing the frozen
dress causing you is probably what you need to think.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
About to be, fair.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
My wife cares about it more than me Because MIM's
not happy with her.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Goal THEN i would be Sending mim in to do
the the. Explaining but you're. Worried But mim is going
to be too, brutal aren't.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You, WELL i just think we're a. Team we're a,
team and now we're a team at our house will
and we do things. Together SO i want to ask
the parents out there were anyone really thirteen ONE i just.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Want to Do by the, way she wants to throw it,
out but she and she doesn't Because sam would be the.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Same she just turned the max and go it's gone over,
It i'm sure.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
One and here's the THING i. Remember as a, CHILD
i had a, thing a blanket Called. BLANKIE i vomited
On blankie one night WHEN i was SEEING i woke
up in the morning And blankie was. GONE i have never,
forgotten really, remember and of Years i've, realized obviously my
parents threw that.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Out well done. HER i was also very advanced as a.
Child thirteen one oh sixty.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Five is it a good idea to throw out something
your kid loves behind their?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Back it's effectively What i'm. Doing is it a good?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Idea or SHOULD i just stick with The elsa dress
every single?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Day and right Now I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm considering throwing out my daughter's Favorite Elsa frozen. Dress
she she loves this, dress i'd say arguably more than,
me and she refuses to wear anything else apart from
This elsa. Dress and this thing is, stained it's got a,
pong it's so small and tight now that it's.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Got like stretchy rip.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Marks so my wife AND i are thinking about throwing
it out behind her. Back my concern is that if
we do, this are we going to lose the trust
of my?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Daughter and is she going to be?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Traumatized that's only if she finds out that you threw it.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
OUT i think she'll figure it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
OUT i don't Think i'm very good at committing crimes
like throwing out something that someone. Loves so, look, thirteen,
well it is a bit of a. Crime it's theft
at the end of the, day it's for IT'S i
think you've got to.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Do sometimes you have to do things to your kids
that you don't want to, do but that's actually good for.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Them, oh don't give me. THAT i know that's the,
truth but it's a hard. Truth that's a hard. TRUTH
a few people have caught up, saying just get a
New elsa. Dress tried, it tried, it she wants this
specific that's actually it's An elsa dress that my wife
made for, her a very Specific elsa. Dress, right let's
go To kelly, Here, kelly here we. Go you've done this.
(29:03):
Before you threw out something your kid loves behind their.
Speaker 18 (29:06):
Back, yes AND i feel this in my.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Soul i've got four. Boys my twelve.
Speaker 18 (29:12):
Year old, now when he was, young was obsessed with
The avengers and he had a whole suit that he
used to wear to. DAYCARE i think we went to
all wedding once and he insisted on wearing it there.
Too it got to the point where we were, like
we have to do, something so we took it and
we said that we lost.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
It my now two year old is at the.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Age where he is, obsessed so we got to have
storage not remembering ten years ago that the story we
told our twelve year old that we lost, it and
the look that he gave me as a now twelve
year old was Like i'd stabbed him in the heart and.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You kind of.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
He was gutted and for like months after and he
was like remember that time he lied to?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Me, Wow, yeah it's on you a little bit that
you put it in. Store it's like bury, it do
you know WHAT i? Mean like We're i'm going to
be stuve And i've put it in. Storage i'm thinking
a bonfire at the back kind of, area do you.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Know WHAT i? Mean let's let's go To.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Jasmine, jasmine you've got an idea as to WHAT i
should say to my, daughter maybe.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Go.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
On my idea was.
Speaker 12 (30:23):
That you should tell her That elsa needs to wear
it during the week days so that you're only at
LEAST i could deal with it twice a week instead
of every.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Day, Okay SO i go home tonight AND i go
got a call From. Elsa call from Els you've got,
this got a call From. Elsa she's she said that
she's lost her. Dress she's going to need to borrow
yours for the week.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Days, yeah, Understand remy is not going to get like
IF i there's no.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Way she'd get. That she definitely. Understand i've Called elsa
on the. Phone, NO i know, That but Then.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Max and said to, Her, hey look your favorite thing
in the whole someone else is. Called AND i don't
know if it Was elsa not just someone. ELSE i don't.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
CARE i don't. THINK i don't think she's going to.
CARE i can.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Try i'll definitely, Try, blaky what are your thoughts? Made
can you throw out something your kid loves behind.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Their, Back, no you.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
Can't they're only like this. Once just let them have.
It my son's now three and a half and he
Loves andy's. Adventures so we got.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Him, yeah, yeah we.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Got him a toy. Watch we got him A safari
like vest and a bucket. Hat and you know, what
we we stopped fighting. Fight just let him at that
age just go just be. Happy and, then you, know, slow, yeah,
slowly he was just, like, NO i don't want to
wear The andy. BIT i want to wear my big boy.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Clothes between you and, argument this is on your.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Team my wife doesn't see it the same way because
there is a bit of a POMP i think we're
going to spray down with some tea tree.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oil but let's go To zoe here, Now, zoe.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay two days strategy as to HOW i can solve this.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Problem, go, yes.
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Definitely it works with my daughter all the. Time day,
one teach her about, Recycling so get her to throw
a piece of paper or magazine or whatever in the
recycling ben and that they'll turn it into new. Paper day,
Two rip, it cut it, up put it in the washing,
machine get it, out and be, like oh, no the
(32:35):
washing machine broke.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It machine Machine. MAINE i THOUGHT i was worried.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
THERE i thought you'd about to dry and read it
The greens environmental.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Policy so it's going to. Work will, Yeah Will.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah huge moment for, me big, moment one of the great. Moments,
yeah this is a Classic jordian of. MOMENT i got
hit on at a gig my.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Friend, wow, Joking, wow.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
How do you know THAT i did with your? CHILD i, mean,
Like i've got a, Child i've still got amy.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Standards he's getting it.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
On, No, no it wasn't that etic you say with
child when you're.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Pregnant by the, way you're, right, Yeah so if you're actually.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Pregnant you say you're with, child but is that right
if you if you're just a parent you have a.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Child, Well I've i've misused that in this scenario actually
WHEN i was hit on as. Well but let's get into.
It SO i was at a music gig a couple
of weeks. Ago The Pretty, Littles australian band they're unreal, legends.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Put on a great. SHOW i was having a lovely.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Time will great, band got a new record actually Called force.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So, beautiful go and, listen go and by do what
you got to. Do, ANYWAY i met that, gig what.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Great song taking On. WATER i think this song's gold
WHEN i will when.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Off So i'm having a great, time obviously not thinking
about women at this.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Point you, Know i've got a, wife happily married.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Man after the gigs, Finished i'm sitting at the table
and this woman kind of saddles over a bit of
a strange cat and she.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Just starts talking about just to find strange. Cat, well
she was just.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Talking about how much she loves heavy metal and SHE i,
mean she's carved in, tattoos and it was just just
a bit of an interesting, cat a lovely, CAT a
bit an interesting, cat and she MENTIONED i.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Was with your. Brother oh, yeah, nice, yeah, yeah you
see next to your. Brother she had a late night
photo that. NIGHT i knew. Something we had a, Couple
we had a couple of.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Drinks so this interesting, cat this, woman she walks over
and she starts talking about death metal and stuff that
she's into.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Anyway she then segueys into saying to. Me she, says, hey.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
My friend over there and points at her, friend who
was also a pretty interesting and the friend was kind
of hunched over the, bar and she gave her a
little twinkling with the fingers and she, said She's i'm
interested in.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
You oh, wow if you're interested.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Out, yeah, Absolutely and at that POINT i did the
for the first time ever the ring. Flash oh did
because RECENTLY i flashed the ring and said, Sorry i'm
married and with, child married and with, child which obviously
all the boys found quite funny at that, point But
i'm feeling good Because i've been hit. On at the
(35:32):
end of the, day it has proven to me THAT
i absolutely still have. It five minutes. Passes i'm bringing
up numerous times with the. Boys it's just it's just
great to be wanted at the end of the. Day you,
Know i'm a man in.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Demand and she then the woman who was keen on.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
ME i see that she's moving towards, me AND i was, like, oh,
Jeez i'm, sorry, Boys i'm really sorry to interrupt, him
but it seems that she hasn't taken the hint and
she's back for. More so she kind of slowly walks,
over and As i'm about to say to, her LIKE
i am being, Serious i'm, Married i'm with, CHILD i
noticed that she actually stare ends next to your Brother,
george and she starts rubbing his lumber.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Back And i've had a couple of drinks at this,
POINT i was, Like, hi hang, ON i thought you
were keen on. Me this meant something to. Me she
was anyone at that. Point imagine
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