June 16, 2026 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast, your favorite PG insult. Now,
it's funny because this has been a thing that I've
had to really dig deep on recently because I'm driving
around with my daughter in the car Max. She's four
years old. She hears everything. She repeats everything now as well.
She wrote like sponges, aren't they? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
(00:44):
And I can get a version of light road rage
light light road rage light. Well, I just run my
mouth off a lot when I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I just don't think you can call it light, mate.
I spent on the horn, then off the I'm not on.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's not fair. Well, it's been a while since I've
you've been in the car with me, that's what you think.
So the way that I what I do is I
just I just mouth off in my car towards people
and often with you know, it's with quite colorful language.
I actually quite enjoy it. It's a bit of fun
and also a stress release. It's a huge gesture. I'm
not out of the car, you know, getting a crowbar
(01:23):
out of the bird or anything like that. I just
like yelling at people from within the glass walls of
my very safe car with the doors locked. So but
with my daughter in the car, I've got to correct it.
And I was thinking, I keep trying to come up
for new words to correct my swearing. Try some on me.
I've just cut you off in the traffic. Oh so
(01:43):
one of the ones I've been using. Go for it,
here we go, you cucumber. That's what I've been But
that's that's what I've been saying to myself. Well when
max car, no, I get that, but I've got to
get it out of something saying that's not your best
go again. Well again, I couldn't have cut you off
more bank. Oh you what was the one I had
(02:04):
to use the other day? I said, Oh you cold hearted? Killer?
Is what I had to say. Cold hearted that's what
I had to say. It calls them something else. Okay,
so you're using the c's I see what Yes, because
someone else cut me off the other day and I said, oh,
you come a batch an addict. That's good because if
(02:29):
you're were the kids in the car and you don't
want to be flying those around the reason. But then
this also hit the news cycle again today because a
Moroccan football fan was fined one thousand dollars one thousand
dollars after he repeatedly referred to the club president as
a donkey on a Facebook posts. That feels like too
(02:50):
much for a fine for calling someone a donkey and
also just not a great PG insult. No feels very
feels very nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know, yeah, but I think it's paying homage to
a time when we couldn't swear, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like if I was called a donkey, i'd feel, you know,
because donkeys are They're a bit of an ass of
an animal. But like no one, no one wants to
end on am no one, God, no one wants to
be a donkey, do you know what I mean? Obviously,
the food's not funny, Okay, not funny. It's not a
good PG insult fourteen six. If you've got a good
(03:25):
one that you're like using, I'll.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Give you one. This is it's not like a word.
But I just think, I think this hits and I've
used it a couple of times. It's like it's still
new to me, so it's feeling a bit weird out
of the mouth. So I just know that I'm working
on the delivery. But I go, mate, you couldn't hit
water if you fell out of a boat. Oh no,
I think that. I think it's such an why I
(03:51):
think that lands? Yes, I think that works.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know the one that again, these can be the
one word is or they can be a little bit
of a sentence, one of the ones that I like
to keep under my belt for any sort of verbal
stoush with with you know someone that I need to
watch my words around. If you're any simpler, you'd need
to be wartered twice a week. I'm let's go to
(04:16):
because you're a plant. You know you're not You're not
sentient being, haven't got a brain. Let's go to Alex.
But we need water as well as humans. You need
to be warded twice a week, you know, Alex, Hey,
good Alex. What's your PG?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Insult Alex by Whenever my siblings are singing a song, yeah, Hi,
I am always curious, and I say who's singing and
say like they say Keith Urban or Luke Holmes, And
I say, well, let's keep it that way.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That way classic, it's a classic. What a bear rutel, Alex?
What a bird? That's one. Still stings. That's that's in
the still stings. That one very good, Alex. You can
have yourself a double pastor go and see Supergirl mate
for that one. That was awesome. Good gear, enjoy from
the DC universe, Comes of Feelers and floored Champion on
an epic mission. Supergirl's on the in cinemas June twenty five.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, what's the one I was thinking before. I've completely
lost it. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I can't. It's no, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're about as handy as teeths on a bull.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah that one. Yes, that's a ripper as useless useless.
You're as useful as tits on the ball is what
you normally see. Do you say tits? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I didn't want to say tits. I've changed it the
teats because I noticed that a. Jaunty's text through.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Jean one of six that was childlike was clean toilet.
John Ty said you son of a motherless goat is
his favorite PG insult, which I think is a cracker.
It looks good out of the mouth when you said it.
Tracy has text through I'm fat, I can lose weight.
(06:02):
You're ugly? Oh yeah, I've heard that one. That's brutal.
It's got to carry anne here, you've got a PG
insult here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
My eldest boys thirty this week, my middle one twenty six.
So when they were younger and used to obviously annoy
the shit out of each other and couldn't drop the
f bom or the sea bomb or anything like that obviously,
so he went to his brother, You're just a turkey
with feathers coming out of its mouth. And it sounds silly,
but it was hilarious when he was younger, and still
to this day years later, when they're annoying each other,
(06:34):
we still say to each other, it's just.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Turkey with feathers, with feathers coming out of his own
and Gary, that makes it makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Hilarious when he was little, and we'll just do it
as a running family joke.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Carry in, yey good. I like turkey, You turkey, turkey,
Turkey's really good. Carrying on like a turkey, behaving like
a dial. Deal, deal gets thrown around, work chop, carrying
on the pork chop workchop. Yeah, yeah, definitely. What about peanut, Yeah,
you peanut, you're an idiot. You're a peanuts strong carrying
(07:08):
on the pork job. I don't mind. I've always liked
I got pork job. Quite a bit o pork job.
What was that, analyst, No pork. I'm not eating pork
at the moment. They're very clever animals. Olivia on thirteen one,
six y five. Olivia, Now your job? You need PG
insults at your job?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I sure do. I work an early education, so I've
got a handful.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh yeah, okay, what's your best I've.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Got two for you. First one is a classic, which
is sugar honey iced tea.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh that's a great one. Sugar honey. Yeh, sugar honey.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
And then your second one is you're an absolute noodle.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, noodle like like. I also like crumpet. I throw
crump it around a little bit. Spanner is a classic. Yeah,
he's a bit of a bit of a spanner. Got
some great text flying in here, Woods good from first
of all to Tim from Indro dipstick? Was it classic?
Back in the day, We're saying you're you're a stale
ham sandwich of a person. Oh well that feels harsh.
(08:05):
Yeah that felt you save that for one when you
really mean it. I reckon, you're a stale sam hamdwich.
For sure. You're calling me ugly. You look like a
kicked in biscuit. Somebody's texted in face like a chued
minty face that could drop meat pie was a big one. Yeah, yeah,
I think leave the faces alone. I think they start
to get starts to get vindictive, doesn't it. Ninc and
(08:25):
poop on. Ninc and poop is fun. It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's fun to say. It's got to Chris here, Chris, Yes,
what's your PG insult mate?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh gee, you're as smart as you are handsome.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So you've done that. It's layered. See what you've done.
That's layered.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
There's a second there where I go, I think you're
calling me smart, but then I realize.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You going for me double Yes, that's right. It's a
good one, Chris, very good, very good. It's clever. So
it's a head scratched. I've got to go a lot
of the texts I've got to get to you. I'm sorry,
go on, fire them off. Hayley has text through fourteen, nine,
thirteen and six post You're like a lighthouse in the
middle of the desert. Bright, but not a lot of use.
Oh yeah, very good, bad, very not bad. Scott says
(09:04):
you as uses as an ash tray on a motorbike.
Ah good, Now that's better than your than you're a
rude one that you used before. Someone's just text through
no name, sucker fart.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That feels a bit daughty. I don't know if it's
pen fart. No, I'm not sucker fart, I know, but
you know, sucker fart.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Just right in the line, Peter, when someone standing in
your ways, you are a window. You might be a pain,
but you're not through. So I'm trying to find out
which generation is the most out of touch.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Alone.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's will and woodiest of the.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So uh, We've got our producer Analyse in the studio here.
Who is gen z and I mean from mine? I mean,
I know I'm biased here.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
At the moment, I feel that what was going on there,
I don't know, but like this, there's a bit of energy. Yeah,
it's a bit of like just live life.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
God.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
To be honest with you, I'm just detecting nerves because
it does feel like you are letting down your generation
a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
No, I feel like I've done bad every week.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I just think, no, you haven't done bad every week,
but it feels like since we've hit on hugely popular
songs in the late nineties early two thousands, you.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Really you lose your way a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Yeah, but I thought that I was really good. It's
quite a humbling experience, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
For someone that called themselves the music master on air
last week.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Last week, after not knowing a Beatles song and not
knowing Elton John's Candle in the Wind, you still called
yourself the music master.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I know because I've been doing research, Like I've been
listening to like do we.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Play the nickelback audio? I mean, just as this is
where I went to school.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Most of the jo had been things to do.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh my god, ever memory.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
That's just a hard, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You've been doing your research, so if you've been doing
your research.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
A huge Australian band announced that they're getting back together right.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Today.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's for the Red Hot Summer to Red Hot Chili Peppers,
an Australian band.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Okay, I know what the Red Hot Summer tour is,
like a rock tour across Australia.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Who do it once?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Who's the huge Australian band that announced they're getting together.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Oh god, you know what I feel like. I did
research this this morning when I was reading the news
and I skipped straight over it. Okay, big band and
who has is it?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Like?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Seven nineties and two thousands and.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Earlier? I iconic Australian rock band.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Okay, well I just go say akadeca No, no big
band rock band?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, Boys light Up? What was that up? Who sings that? Gosh?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'd say boys loud Up, Boys loudup, Boys light Up.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I know that song, but I don't know who sings it.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Let's do you know the band Australian Crawl? No you
don't you do? Really you'd never heard of ASTROLI? Well
you need the Boys light yea, I know the song.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I play a bit of the Boys Light Up. Let's
get her in the mood for for what it could be,
and then we're going to play you and then we're
gonna you're gonna try and sing one of their songs,
which you should definitely know. Yeah, I'm big on this song.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, So I think given that, you know, if you're
a boy's and if you know the music, that their
biggest song, which I think, well you were saying for
this was this one all around the.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
World and international hit. Absolutely, So you're.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Gonna you're gonna s the karaoke of it right now.
So we're gonna back in track there. You can see
the lines in front of you. I think you'll pick
it up pretty quickly. I think we're going from just
before the court.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
We're giving the everyone knows this.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
You don't like that, that kind of behavior.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
She don't like that?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Can that?
Speaker 9 (13:36):
So through your gun? Don't be so reckless, beautiful, throw
down your gun, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Don't be so.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
Don't be so reckless.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
All right, we've got more Battle of the Gems up
next to Willing. What is She's ice cold just where
we like it. She's ice cold. Throw down your gun.
It's gen Z at a peak, guys, It's gen Z peak.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Gen Z.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Enjoy it, enjoy it. It's going to be great. The
Visi line is in. She's had chapped lips for a year,
got a foot in either camp. We know what the
what the kids are doing. We're across it. We don't
necessarily engage with it. We're across it. We could if
we wanted to the Boomers we're across what they're doing
as well, gen z as though it's largely a head
in the sand approach. If you're not their age, if
you're not part of them, they don't want to know
(14:36):
about you. That's exactly right, I think tragic. Do you know,
need to put your hand on a microphone?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Would you guys like me to throw you on or
would you like to keep your head in the sand.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
We've done that. We've done that, and it wasn't that funny.
We got some feedback. I'm going to focus on your generation.
I think your generation likes the attention as well. We're
finding that through social media and stuff. You suck, thank you.
It's savage from outside. But we're going to focus back
on the music. That's the other thing.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
And you have terrible style.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
That was our wow, both serving you know what? Yes, yes, yes,
use your own terminology against it. That's right now. The
boys can be hotter. I think everyone knows that all
right now. Now I've got a pretty cool turn at
the moment. Anyway, Yeah, that's absolutely it's it's boxy. It's
(15:23):
a white boxy star its boxy. Though it is boxy, boxy,
it's wrangler. I'm saying that wranglers coming back anyway, You
yack my boxy wrangler rang boxy star. All right, now
he's got the whip as well. He's got a bit
of a whip. Whip. I'm whipping the hair. It is
(15:44):
the textured mullship. Make it sounding worse worse. We need
to torches on you. I'm sorry you come because when
someone's talking you ice that I get sucked in. Enjoy
has cotton balls. I enjoyed pills. It's a natural pilling.
(16:04):
You were your grandfather. All right now it's an I'm
not going for you. No I didn't. I just did
you get the quip going on?
Speaker 7 (16:14):
All right now, it didn't take much to bring down
the empire.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Just no, fine, that's a fair fine. We're fine. We're
doing very very well. That millennials. That's the other thing
about millennials. We can have a bit of banter. We
move on, We move on. We've done there. You guys. God,
I don't have to have a meeting with hr all
right now. The grudges they hold no ridiculous Now mus
passive people.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Muse, Yes, we found a hole in your knowledge. And
that is of huge songs in the nineties and two thousands.
We kind of sitch before with an Australian crawl song
which is probably seventies or eighties.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yes, but Wilbur yes, these are World Cup themes song.
I'm not sure if you're across that. I feel like
gen Z's got its head in the sand Rey World
Cup as well, not across it. That's right. At least
the first song here is from a man who knows
the World Cup very very well. The one there. Only
Ricky Martin should know this very well.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Do you think I know this one? I'm pretty sure
I should know this one.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
She goes, I know you're doing. You're trying to get
me to sing on WEEKO. Analy here we go. She's in.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Black cat and a blue doll. I feel a premonition.
That's what's gonna make.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Me fall good.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Get that.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
She's in new sensations, new Nicks in the candlelight.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
She's got a new weddiction for every day change, to
make you take your clothes up and go dancing in
the ray.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
You shriek.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
She'll make you feel that crazy life, but you take
away your pain like a bullet in your bread outside
inside out, the feet out.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Of very good well, I mean that was impressive, right, rendition,
that was.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Impressive, and you really started moving your finger pointing as well.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Great work the hands, well out the hips. The voice
you did really Oh that's such a shame. Classic gen
Z Shrek. You did that thing as well. Where you
you you held a fake microphone when you have a
microphone and drank.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
I didn't want to wreck the audio.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, now I've got another World Cup classic yea, yeah,
yeah from another star of the World Cup, performed at
the opening ceremony at the World Cup.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
This is very You've gone very easy on me today.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh this is an easy one. Point.
Speaker 9 (18:43):
Ladies up in here tonight, ladies Shakira, shakira. Oh baby, when.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
The signs of your body, oh mo tonight you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Know my hippo, don't mine I'm stargting with.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Attention. Da, don't you see? This is perfection?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Hey, girls, going see your body moving and it's driving
like crazy.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
I was like, yeah, I saw you dancing.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
That's when I walked up on the dance floor. Nobody
can ignore the way you move your body, girl, and
everybody so inspected. When you threaten left it, you can
make it keep on shaking it. I never really knew
you could dance like.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Line.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
She tried taxt this your fade back? What are you
thinking about analytics? An, I'm gonna give you opens there,
well done. Far about doing it this way is that
even if you know the song, the tragedy is then
in your singing, which we're all rewarded. It's really good.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
I've owed some singing lessons.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Headline is again by saying that you might be going
to jail, not here, not here overseas. It's just because
I tried to do something today which which wasn't my lane.
As a as a business partnership, we've both we've both got.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Our our buckets all right.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And I'm going to say all of the organization and
admin stuff very much in your bucket, yes, but today
I'll stepped up baby.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, I mean, ye shocked us all. Last night. Sexy
Dus pulled me in for a bit of a serious
chat last night. I said, will I need your help
with this? There's some business stuff and with yes, can with.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You on this?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And I said, look, I'd love to dance. I've got
to go. The kids are at home, the dentist too.
And then tomorrow I loved you as well, but I'm
meant to be going to get this filling at the dentist,
so I haven't got time in the morning. You standing
there with your Fluoro shin guards on that you put
on your arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Floro arm covers. Yeah,
I'm on the road, mate. Safe is sexy? Sexyer safe?
You put your hand up. We all saw it. Because
(21:28):
your boys, I can come in tomorrow and do a
bit of admin for you, And I said, wod I said, Woods.
I was shocked. Yeah, I was shock. I don't think
that's what Dars wanted, but no one wanted it. At
the end of the day, I was like, yeah, Woods,
that would be great. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It was one of those offers where you know when
you're at someone's house for dinner and you say do
you want a hand with the dishes, and you you
never expect them to say yes. Yeah, that happened, And
I couldn't believe you said yeah, I couldn't trust you
with some serious admins.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, what I did say to you is here's the
accountants number. Just have her on the phone the whole time.
I'm sure you're sorted out let's kick off with that.
So great, I did that.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I did come into work early, yes today to go
and do this very serious admin stuff. It's just about
the company and tax stuff. It's it's all pretty serious stuff.
So I called our accountant Sam. Yeah, didn't get onto her,
sent her a text. She hasn't responded, still hasn't responded.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I think once she's so exhausted by you at the
end of tax return time that she just stops answering
your courts.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
She gets a lot of funny deduction requests from me,
which she says actually gives her a laugh.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
But it's a lot of work anyway. So I was like,
do you know what does we can do it? We
can do it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And we had we had the Claude AI, and I
was like, well, we'll just with the help of AI,
we'll just we'll just get through this anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
And I'm gonna be honest, it was.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It was a big serious thing talking about our organization,
what it's actually classified as, like what is our entity?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Went with partnership, I don't know what that means. And
then there was all sorts of like proprietary limited.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, so we were being sexy, just jump in any jumping,
any moment in sexy because we this together.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like a US tax kind of Yeah, but I told
you which form to click.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, we clicked that, but there was way there was
almost that opened Pandora's box, all right, Like the first
click was the easy part, yep, and then we're in
a world of pain. Okay, So anyway we're going through
and then it was asking us questions like are you
part of a tax treaty?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Do you agree with like article twelve nine of the yeah,
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Which really just yes, well that's what Oh mate, great,
this is exactly what we were thinking. We were like, yeah,
we're part of the tax treaty. Yeah, we're part of that.
And then you know, there was all sorts of N
T I N We had to give a T I
in yeah what's that?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Who knows? Well, we just gave the ABN. So we
were like, I reckon, you want a number? Is a number?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Anyway, this went on, This went on, and it basically
got to a point where you know, you know, in
those serious legal documents, it starts, you know, asking you
the serious stuff where it's like.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
You know, do you guarantee that this is the truth?
And the honest and you're taking this yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Blah blah blah blah blaha all that, and we did
sexy jumping into any mode and we were like, oh,
maybe we should wait and send the paperwork to the
account and to make sure it's all right.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
We had that moment, didn't we say? We did, But
then we realized, you know, we're going to get up
early do the.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Work, yeah, because we want to start, you know, we
want we want to you know, we want to action this.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
So I was like, let's just.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Let's just say tick and all good, and so tick
tick tick tick, and then right at the end, I'm
going to show your photo. Right at the end basically
says by clicking submit below, I acknowledge that I'm electronically
agreeing to blah blah blah under penalties of perjury.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Great, all sounds good. Ticked it and then it said
full legal name, William McMahon. Why did you do that?
Speaker 10 (24:51):
Can I just say that the penalty is five years
prison and one hundred thousand dollars US?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Right, William McMahon, why did you do that? Got some account?
I've got children? Did you submit the form? That's it?
It's it's pending under submission. We're really confident though that
we've done it right. Lord, it's a bit of a
strange story, this one. It's totally any warnings.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
If you've got any trauma around chainsaws, probably tune out.
It's very specific, but maybe you've got to you've got
a thing with chainsaws. I'd tune out just for five
minutes or so now, because this is pretty hectic stuff
with a chainsaw. So before I get to the audio,
because there is some audio of the incident, there was
just two neighbors having a dispute over the location of
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bins out the front of the house. Okay, we've got
Joelan here, no j O l o n jelon, Joel on,
joel on, joel on Joelan anyway, so Joel and she's unhappy.
Jolan's unhappy that Danny L, her next door neighbor, keeps
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putting her bins over the sheer driveway.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She's really angry.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
About that because you going and get the car out,
is it bind it's binda, So the bins are at
the front.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But she's like, danny LL, stop putting the bins on
the shed driveway. Anyway, I put my bins on my
name is well, be careful, mate, because you never know
what the neighbor will do. And wait till you hear
what what danniel does? Oh, surely it was Joland with
the chainsaw. No, Oh, is that right Joel? Everyone's money? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Actually I had to double down on the store and go.
Are you sure it wasn't Joelan who went?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Jolin made the first step though. Jolan chained Dannielle's bins
to a tree, so pretty aggressive move. She's like, well,
if you're not going to move your bins, I will
chain your bins to a tree.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
That's a lot, right, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Dannielle sees this, gets a chainsaw and then comes out
of her house with chainsaw, threatens Jolan and then is
obviously threatening to chop down the tree to.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Release her bins. We've got some audio of the moment.
Are you kidding? No? Not kidding?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
My face should the chainsaw waving it around her.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
I genuinely saw my mum was going to walk out
and find me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Dead thanks to a current affair. For that beautiful audio
there say, is it a reenactment or something? Well, while
Jarln's doing an interview about it. You heard Joel and talking. Yeah,
I thought, you know, get he was filming.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I think the chainsaw woman Dannyelle, she filmed herself with
the chain She's got chainsaw in one appressive phone with
the other's impressive because she thinks she's in the right
strangely enough, despite the fact that she's threatening people with
a chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Will she filmed? Yeah, Okay, enough questions. I think you
just never really know who you're living next to. Oh,
they both filmed. They both there, get that? Okay, A
bit of a jewel flaming situation. Twenty six guys where
everyone's got a camera. I wouldn't get my phone out.
If someone can me with a chainsaw, you will get
your phone out. But it will help in a court
of law anyway. You never really know who you're living
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next to. So thirteen one oh sixty five, I just
I want to throw this out there. Do you live
next to a weirdo?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And maybe it's not directly next door, maybe it's just
someone like a couple of doors down or across the street,
But did you just start seeing a couple of things
that made you realize, uh, oh, there's a neighbor there's
a weirdo in the area, going to have to be careful.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Oh weird, Like we're not talking like probably weird.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
No, nothing like serious, nothing serious or creepy, creep, just
just weird, just a bit strange.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'll give you an example which I don't think, which
maybe flirts with creep, but I don't think it does.
I was fourteen years old living at the family home
and one night, fourteen or fifteen, fourteen or fifteen years old,
and one night I came home at the same time
as a girl who lives like a couple of doors down.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, she was older, Yeah, okay. She goes, oh, hey, hey,
you going, how is your night? And I was like, yeah,
it's really good. And she goes, oh, do you want
to come trying to come into my place? Your neighbour
said there, yeah, thirteen year old neighbor. No, No, she's older,
she's She was like, I thgon she might have been eighteen,
and I'm fourteen. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
She goes trying to come into the into my house
and I was like, yeah, sure, yeah, go in there.
She she just got changed in front of me and
then said you can go home.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's bloody over did that's behavior, it's weird. That's a
weird neighbor, the weird nigh strange story, and at least
what you think of that story weird.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's weird, right, a bit weird.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But I don't think they all need to be like that.
I don't need to be sexual. Well, Tommy's got one.
Tommy's gone goes away from a sexual nature.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, we used to see a guy who just used
to walk around everywhere backwards? Did you Did you ever
find out why he was walking back No? I think
it was and it was always in the dead of night.
He would just be walking backwards for some reason, maybe
better for his calves or something. Yeah, I mean hams drinks.
If you had to pick a body part which would
be good for it's a skill. It's definitely a skill
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walking backwards. You'd bump into things. Now, Joe's written in
here the Clearmont serial killer live down the road from
her in Perth? Is that like everyone in Perth would
say that, though.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I kid, you know, it's like a street from mom
and dads.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
So we're a street now we're gone from down the road,
down the road to the street straight, not on the
same road. Not on the same road. So that's he's strange, though.
We've got some pretty sick stuff going onwards apart from
button push Tommy. It's perfect. He's just walking backwards. It's perfect.
That's a perfect call. We don't want serial killer, and
we don't want young girls getting changed in front of you.
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We just want weird. Hang on, she was older than me.
Stop making it seem like the other way around. That's
just we don't want them to be of a sexual nature.
We just want them strange. Nothing sexual though, will She's
got changed? And then I went home. You can text
us it was it's weird sounding strange. I didn't do
anything sound. We didn't even get a drink of water.
Calm down, I was part, do you need one right now?
(31:06):
Just got changed? Thirteen six saw a silhouette. You never
spoke again. If you have a weird name, I stopped talking.
Thirteen I never saw her again. You live next to
the call next Kira Pira Gira, You had a weird neighbor.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yes, when I was very young, so about thirty five
to forty years ago. My babysitters next still neighbor. I
don't know why, but he dug out his whole front yard,
all the grass and everything, and basically replaced it with
horse manure that as an adult it probably would have
been knee deep, and as a kid it would have
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been a lot more. And on one occasion I drew
the short straw and had to retrieve a tennis ball
from over the fence, and little six here old me
ended up fly deep in horseship.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Wow. Finished to a call, Thanks Kira.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I think I think what Kira has identified there is
that that was clearly a defense.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I like a most to a castle will.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I think he was thinking, I'm going to cover my
front yard in pup so no one can ever get
to my door.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yes, and Kira went for it, though, and headed off
to Kira, get on your Cira. Some great texts coming
through here my neighbor and then comes out at night.
When I say nighttime, I mean one am, one and
six five and other great text tier and neighbor three
doors down rides his bike at one a m. Might
be the same guy with a I think it's a
she's written a door on a leash, It must be
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a dog on the leap, I mean door on a
leash would be very a door lea dog on a leash,
and then another one here Jenna, who's text three, four, two, nine,
thirteen one and six five, And she said, there's been
some complaints around my neighborhood, Griffin, that someone has been
taking dumps on the sun Hoo jogger on the side
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of the road.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's a thing that people get to thrill out of it.
Let's go to Nadia here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Nadia,
I'm good, Nadia. I'm loving these stories.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
This is funny because we're talking about the bins before.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
It reminded me of what I'm dealing with my neighbor
so well, she's a few doors down.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
But when it's beIN night and my bin's always overflowing
because I've got young kids and I've always got overflowing bin.
But if I need to use, you know, something else
has been.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
As we do with someone put our rubbish in our neighbours.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
But she's put a note on my front door saying, Nadia,
do not put your your.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Rubbish in my bin.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
And then I did it the other night and she
she put it back in my bin, and my bin.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Was overflowing, that all the crows and everything were there
because she was adamant again.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
To not use her bin.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Hell bin wars.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I see Nadi has made a good point that I
think I was literally I walked down to the end
of my street to go and dumb rubbish other people's
being the other night.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Did you guys just to find space? Do you know
what I mean? At the end of the street normal,
ask your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, but I checked all the neighbors being full, all
of them green ways was recycling everything. Everybody is recycling
everyone's everyone's going through a lot of cardboard the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
So you just got to get rid of everyone going
through a cardboard. I don't know, mad, everyone's getting the
Amazon deliveries.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know what's going on, right, So you went
to the other end of the street. Of okay, my daughter,
because your daughter is a great little ship a shield.
I've got some great texts here would.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
If the great text we'll finish on the tech Judy,
you had a weird neighbor.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
I had a weird neighbor. He's no longer with us anymore.
He used to jumper, jump out fences and turn the
power off in the middle.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Of the night. That's funny. That's also pretty terrifying. That's
scary for a couple of weeks until yeah, that's scary.
That's almost like a precursor to him robbing you.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I would have thought, well, eventually he was caught walking
up and down the street with an axe in his team.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So wo juney escalator, Wow, zero to one hundred. There,
let's go for a couple of other fun ones. Here
mate for nine thirteen six, obviously trained by the producers
to stop the story at power off. We asked the
extra question. We did, And so my weird neighbor has
the strangest lunchtime for a team. Around midday. Here wheels
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a little office chair out into his driveway, walks up
and down a few times, wearing nothing but a shirt
and his undies. Then he sits down in the wheelie
chair and starts throwing bread to the birds. He's trained
a whole flock of pigeons to gather around him. So
there he is sitting in an office chair in his
shirt and he's houndies with pigeons practically at his feet
like some sort of bird king. He does it every day.
(36:04):
It's one of the most bizare things I ever ever seen.
It's one text and then we're going to bring a
home here. This is my favorite of the text today. Okay,
you can always text us. We love the text.
Speaker 10 (36:15):
We love love.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
The has to cross from my family home. There was
an older man.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
Who would do what I suspect was some form of
chi but with a chicken in each and real live
chickens each and and they were oddly come.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I think we.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
THI chicken. So soccer is on at the moment, the
World Cup. It's awesome, truly awesome, favorite sporting event. Every
time it comes around every four years, you're very much
riding on the coattails this year, normally ragging on soccer.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I hate soccer, usually so boring. But when we beat
to Ka on Sunday, I am in for this Sunday.
I'm sorry, Saturday five am against the US.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
The really cool thing about it, and it is kind
of awesome, is that we're all from a country in
some respect, and so even if you don't, it's such
a basic game to watch. You can just feel triggered
watching it. Immediately You're just like, oh, I get it.
They got to put the ball on the net doesn't
mean if you haven't seen something before, you just like
all of a sudden you score, you see them score
a goal. It's arguably the most euphoric sporting feeling I
(37:31):
think you can have watching sport in my house. My
partner Sam is Dutch. Yes, of course, yes, so interestingly
issue issue. So Max is now our daughter, our four
year old daughter is now at an age where she
can go like this, this is the team I want
to barrack fork and she's kind. So the last time
this became an issue was the Summer Olympics, but that
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was now Paris was what two years ago, three years ago,
so so Max wasn't really aware of like teams or
who she should go for, or even that there was
sport on the TV. Now it's like, oh wow, there's
a sporting contest and mummy's country playing and daddy's country
is playing.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Stupidly, you missed the soccer rows on Sunday because you
went sirk a Salame, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That was that was your one child, that was your
one che She wanted to go to cirk to Salam.
Too fair, and it wasn't sirk to Salame at all.
It was awesome it was good. It was great. But
but we got home. I rewatched it and she watched
it with me. I explained to these of the soccer
Rose we had an amazing win. I was pumped up.
She's watching me. She was like, wow, my country, Wow,
(38:36):
this is awesome. Yes, you would think. But then the
next morning, the Netherlands were playing at six am. Sem
woke up before me, smuggled Max out of her bed
like a thief in the night, took her down like,
woke her up at like quarter to six. He never
has a parent prematurely woke in the up before, unless
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they are insane with patriotism, which is my wife. Took
Max down to the couch and turned on the Dutch
game and an orange covered her in orange the whole power.
I came down there. She's watching the Dutch version, by
the way, with Dutch commentary via a VPN, like she's
put a lot of thought in. And then she leaves
the couch and she goes, wow, So Max is for
one of the Netherlands now, And I was like, no, no,
(39:21):
so it's going to get caused a huge issue. Netherlands
had a drawer boring. It was a good game. They're
a much better. I'm going to call her right now though,
and I just want to cement who our daughter actually
goes for. Hi, Dad, Oh hi Maxie, how are you going?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
You want to talk to me?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, I've got Woody here with me as well. Hi Max,
high Woody, MAXI yat great to be chatting to. I
miss you. Okay, So let's take it. So in the soccer,
(40:01):
which team do you go for? Love? Which one? No,
that's just because money told you when when you were
when you were watching the soccer the other day and
it was the Netherlands playing Japan. Which team were you
going for?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
You really bright? And that's sad. That's sad. That's sad
that she hasn't got any free will.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I have to say, you get all the other sports?
Will let me have one everything.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
She's already decided that she's going for Australia. She decided
that because I do not.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Send a change because we are in Australia. She has
no idea why we were Orange.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
She doesn't get it. All the best uh, Australia, and
it may go Australia. Pushing your away. Wow, wow, it
gets firing really quickly, really greatly. It's a patriotic, patriotic thing.
(40:59):
It's amazing how you use your daughter as a shield
in between the two of you. It's it's beautiful apparent
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I had.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast, your favorite PG insult. Now,
it's funny because this has been a thing that I've
had to really dig deep on recently because I'm driving
around with my daughter in the car Max. She's four
years old. She hears everything. She repeats everything now as well.
She wrote like sponges, aren't they? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
(00:44):
And I can get a version of light road rage
light light road rage light. Well, I just run my
mouth off a lot when I'm driving.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I just don't think you can call it light, mate.
I spent on the horn, then off the I'm not on.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's not fair. Well, it's been a while since I've
you've been in the car with me, that's what you think.
So the way that I what I do is I
just I just mouth off in my car towards people
and often with you know, it's with quite colorful language.
I actually quite enjoy it. It's a bit of fun
and also a stress release. It's a huge gesture. I'm
not out of the car, you know, getting a crowbar
(01:23):
out of the bird or anything like that. I just
like yelling at people from within the glass walls of
my very safe car with the doors locked. So but
with my daughter in the car, I've got to correct it.
And I was thinking, I keep trying to come up
for new words to correct my swearing. Try some on me.
I've just cut you off in the traffic. Oh so
(01:43):
one of the ones I've been using. Go for it,
here we go, you cucumber. That's what I've been But
that's that's what I've been saying to myself. Well when
max car, no, I get that, but I've got to
get it out of something saying that's not your best
go again. Well again, I couldn't have cut you off
more bank. Oh you what was the one I had
(02:04):
to use the other day? I said, Oh you cold hearted? Killer?
Is what I had to say. Cold hearted that's what
I had to say. It calls them something else. Okay,
so you're using the c's I see what Yes, because
someone else cut me off the other day and I said, oh,
you come a batch an addict. That's good because if
(02:29):
you're were the kids in the car and you don't
want to be flying those around the reason. But then
this also hit the news cycle again today because a
Moroccan football fan was fined one thousand dollars one thousand
dollars after he repeatedly referred to the club president as
a donkey on a Facebook posts. That feels like too
(02:50):
much for a fine for calling someone a donkey and
also just not a great PG insult. No feels very
feels very nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know, yeah, but I think it's paying homage to
a time when we couldn't swear, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like if I was called a donkey, i'd feel, you know,
because donkeys are They're a bit of an ass of
an animal. But like no one, no one wants to
end on am no one, God, no one wants to
be a donkey, do you know what I mean? Obviously,
the food's not funny, Okay, not funny. It's not a
good PG insult fourteen six. If you've got a good
(03:25):
one that you're like using, I'll.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Give you one. This is it's not like a word.
But I just think, I think this hits and I've
used it a couple of times. It's like it's still
new to me, so it's feeling a bit weird out
of the mouth. So I just know that I'm working
on the delivery. But I go, mate, you couldn't hit
water if you fell out of a boat. Oh no,
I think that. I think it's such an why I
(03:51):
think that lands? Yes, I think that works.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know the one that again, these can be the
one word is or they can be a little bit
of a sentence, one of the ones that I like
to keep under my belt for any sort of verbal
stoush with with you know someone that I need to
watch my words around. If you're any simpler, you'd need
to be wartered twice a week. I'm let's go to
(04:16):
because you're a plant. You know you're not You're not
sentient being, haven't got a brain. Let's go to Alex.
But we need water as well as humans. You need
to be warded twice a week, you know, Alex, Hey,
good Alex. What's your PG?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Insult Alex by Whenever my siblings are singing a song, yeah, Hi,
I am always curious, and I say who's singing and
say like they say Keith Urban or Luke Holmes, And
I say, well, let's keep it that way.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That way classic, it's a classic. What a bear rutel, Alex?
What a bird? That's one. Still stings. That's that's in
the still stings. That one very good, Alex. You can
have yourself a double pastor go and see Supergirl mate
for that one. That was awesome. Good gear, enjoy from
the DC universe, Comes of Feelers and floored Champion on
an epic mission. Supergirl's on the in cinemas June twenty five.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, what's the one I was thinking before. I've completely
lost it. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I can't. It's no, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're about as handy as teeths on a bull.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah that one. Yes, that's a ripper as useless useless.
You're as useful as tits on the ball is what
you normally see. Do you say tits? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I didn't want to say tits. I've changed it the
teats because I noticed that a. Jaunty's text through.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Jean one of six that was childlike was clean toilet.
John Ty said you son of a motherless goat is
his favorite PG insult, which I think is a cracker.
It looks good out of the mouth when you said it.
Tracy has text through I'm fat, I can lose weight.
(06:02):
You're ugly? Oh yeah, I've heard that one. That's brutal.
It's got to carry anne here, you've got a PG
insult here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
My eldest boys thirty this week, my middle one twenty six.
So when they were younger and used to obviously annoy
the shit out of each other and couldn't drop the
f bom or the sea bomb or anything like that obviously,
so he went to his brother, You're just a turkey
with feathers coming out of its mouth. And it sounds silly,
but it was hilarious when he was younger, and still
to this day years later, when they're annoying each other,
(06:34):
we still say to each other, it's just.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Turkey with feathers, with feathers coming out of his own
and Gary, that makes it makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Hilarious when he was little, and we'll just do it
as a running family joke.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Carry in, yey good. I like turkey, You turkey, turkey,
Turkey's really good. Carrying on like a turkey, behaving like
a dial. Deal, deal gets thrown around, work chop, carrying
on the pork chop workchop. Yeah, yeah, definitely. What about peanut, Yeah,
you peanut, you're an idiot. You're a peanuts strong carrying
(07:08):
on the pork job. I don't mind. I've always liked
I got pork job. Quite a bit o pork job.
What was that, analyst, No pork. I'm not eating pork
at the moment. They're very clever animals. Olivia on thirteen one,
six y five. Olivia, Now your job? You need PG
insults at your job?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I sure do. I work an early education, so I've
got a handful.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh yeah, okay, what's your best I've.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Got two for you. First one is a classic, which
is sugar honey iced tea.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh that's a great one. Sugar honey. Yeh, sugar honey.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
And then your second one is you're an absolute noodle.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, noodle like like. I also like crumpet. I throw
crump it around a little bit. Spanner is a classic. Yeah,
he's a bit of a bit of a spanner. Got
some great text flying in here, Woods good from first
of all to Tim from Indro dipstick? Was it classic?
Back in the day, We're saying you're you're a stale
ham sandwich of a person. Oh well that feels harsh.
(08:05):
Yeah that felt you save that for one when you
really mean it. I reckon, you're a stale sam hamdwich.
For sure. You're calling me ugly. You look like a
kicked in biscuit. Somebody's texted in face like a chued
minty face that could drop meat pie was a big one. Yeah, yeah,
I think leave the faces alone. I think they start
to get starts to get vindictive, doesn't it. Ninc and
(08:25):
poop on. Ninc and poop is fun. It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's fun to say. It's got to Chris here, Chris, Yes,
what's your PG insult mate?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh gee, you're as smart as you are handsome.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So you've done that. It's layered. See what you've done.
That's layered.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
There's a second there where I go, I think you're
calling me smart, but then I realize.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You going for me double Yes, that's right. It's a
good one, Chris, very good, very good. It's clever. So
it's a head scratched. I've got to go a lot
of the texts I've got to get to you. I'm sorry,
go on, fire them off. Hayley has text through fourteen, nine,
thirteen and six post You're like a lighthouse in the
middle of the desert. Bright, but not a lot of use.
Oh yeah, very good, bad, very not bad. Scott says
(09:04):
you as uses as an ash tray on a motorbike.
Ah good, Now that's better than your than you're a
rude one that you used before. Someone's just text through
no name, sucker fart.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That feels a bit daughty. I don't know if it's
pen fart. No, I'm not sucker fart, I know, but
you know, sucker fart.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Just right in the line, Peter, when someone standing in
your ways, you are a window. You might be a pain,
but you're not through. So I'm trying to find out
which generation is the most out of touch.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Alone.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's will and woodiest of the.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So uh, We've got our producer Analyse in the studio here.
Who is gen z and I mean from mine? I mean,
I know I'm biased here.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
At the moment, I feel that what was going on there,
I don't know, but like this, there's a bit of energy. Yeah,
it's a bit of like just live life.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
God.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
To be honest with you, I'm just detecting nerves because
it does feel like you are letting down your generation
a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
No, I feel like I've done bad every week.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I just think, no, you haven't done bad every week,
but it feels like since we've hit on hugely popular
songs in the late nineties early two thousands, you.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Really you lose your way a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Yeah, but I thought that I was really good. It's
quite a humbling experience, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
For someone that called themselves the music master on air
last week.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Last week, after not knowing a Beatles song and not
knowing Elton John's Candle in the Wind, you still called
yourself the music master.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I know because I've been doing research, Like I've been
listening to like do we.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Play the nickelback audio? I mean, just as this is
where I went to school.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Most of the jo had been things to do.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh my god, ever memory.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
That's just a hard, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You've been doing your research, so if you've been doing
your research.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
A huge Australian band announced that they're getting back together right.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Today.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's for the Red Hot Summer to Red Hot Chili Peppers,
an Australian band.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Okay, I know what the Red Hot Summer tour is,
like a rock tour across Australia.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Who do it once?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Who's the huge Australian band that announced they're getting together.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Oh god, you know what I feel like. I did
research this this morning when I was reading the news
and I skipped straight over it. Okay, big band and
who has is it?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Like?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Seven nineties and two thousands and.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Earlier? I iconic Australian rock band.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Okay, well I just go say akadeca No, no big
band rock band?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, Boys light Up? What was that up? Who sings that? Gosh?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'd say boys loud Up, Boys loudup, Boys light Up.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I know that song, but I don't know who sings it.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Let's do you know the band Australian Crawl? No you
don't you do? Really you'd never heard of ASTROLI? Well
you need the Boys light yea, I know the song.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I play a bit of the Boys Light Up. Let's
get her in the mood for for what it could be,
and then we're going to play you and then we're
gonna you're gonna try and sing one of their songs,
which you should definitely know. Yeah, I'm big on this song.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, So I think given that, you know, if you're
a boy's and if you know the music, that their
biggest song, which I think, well you were saying for
this was this one all around the.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
World and international hit. Absolutely, So you're.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Gonna you're gonna s the karaoke of it right now.
So we're gonna back in track there. You can see
the lines in front of you. I think you'll pick
it up pretty quickly. I think we're going from just
before the court.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
We're giving the everyone knows this.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
You don't like that, that kind of behavior.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
She don't like that?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Can that?
Speaker 9 (13:36):
So through your gun? Don't be so reckless, beautiful, throw
down your gun, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Don't be so.
Speaker 9 (13:51):
Don't be so reckless.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
All right, we've got more Battle of the Gems up
next to Willing. What is She's ice cold just where
we like it. She's ice cold. Throw down your gun.
It's gen Z at a peak, guys, It's gen Z peak.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Gen Z.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Enjoy it, enjoy it. It's going to be great. The
Visi line is in. She's had chapped lips for a year,
got a foot in either camp. We know what the
what the kids are doing. We're across it. We don't
necessarily engage with it. We're across it. We could if
we wanted to the Boomers we're across what they're doing
as well, gen z as though it's largely a head
in the sand approach. If you're not their age, if
you're not part of them, they don't want to know
(14:36):
about you. That's exactly right, I think tragic. Do you know,
need to put your hand on a microphone?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Would you guys like me to throw you on or
would you like to keep your head in the sand.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
We've done that. We've done that, and it wasn't that funny.
We got some feedback. I'm going to focus on your generation.
I think your generation likes the attention as well. We're
finding that through social media and stuff. You suck, thank you.
It's savage from outside. But we're going to focus back
on the music. That's the other thing.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
And you have terrible style.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
That was our wow, both serving you know what? Yes, yes, yes,
use your own terminology against it. That's right now. The
boys can be hotter. I think everyone knows that all
right now. Now I've got a pretty cool turn at
the moment. Anyway, Yeah, that's absolutely it's it's boxy. It's
(15:23):
a white boxy star its boxy. Though it is boxy, boxy,
it's wrangler. I'm saying that wranglers coming back anyway, You
yack my boxy wrangler rang boxy star. All right, now
he's got the whip as well. He's got a bit
of a whip. Whip. I'm whipping the hair. It is
(15:44):
the textured mullship. Make it sounding worse worse. We need
to torches on you. I'm sorry you come because when
someone's talking you ice that I get sucked in. Enjoy
has cotton balls. I enjoyed pills. It's a natural pilling.
(16:04):
You were your grandfather. All right now it's an I'm
not going for you. No I didn't. I just did
you get the quip going on?
Speaker 7 (16:14):
All right now, it didn't take much to bring down
the empire.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Just no, fine, that's a fair fine. We're fine. We're
doing very very well. That millennials. That's the other thing
about millennials. We can have a bit of banter. We
move on, We move on. We've done there. You guys. God,
I don't have to have a meeting with hr all
right now. The grudges they hold no ridiculous Now mus
passive people.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Muse, Yes, we found a hole in your knowledge. And
that is of huge songs in the nineties and two thousands.
We kind of sitch before with an Australian crawl song
which is probably seventies or eighties.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yes, but Wilbur yes, these are World Cup themes song.
I'm not sure if you're across that. I feel like
gen Z's got its head in the sand Rey World
Cup as well, not across it. That's right. At least
the first song here is from a man who knows
the World Cup very very well. The one there. Only
Ricky Martin should know this very well.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Do you think I know this one? I'm pretty sure
I should know this one.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
She goes, I know you're doing. You're trying to get
me to sing on WEEKO. Analy here we go. She's in.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Black cat and a blue doll. I feel a premonition.
That's what's gonna make.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Me fall good.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Get that.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
She's in new sensations, new Nicks in the candlelight.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
She's got a new weddiction for every day change, to
make you take your clothes up and go dancing in
the ray.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
You shriek.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
She'll make you feel that crazy life, but you take
away your pain like a bullet in your bread outside
inside out, the feet out.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Of very good well, I mean that was impressive, right, rendition,
that was.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Impressive, and you really started moving your finger pointing as well.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Great work the hands, well out the hips. The voice
you did really Oh that's such a shame. Classic gen
Z Shrek. You did that thing as well. Where you
you you held a fake microphone when you have a
microphone and drank.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
I didn't want to wreck the audio.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, now I've got another World Cup classic yea, yeah,
yeah from another star of the World Cup, performed at
the opening ceremony at the World Cup.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
This is very You've gone very easy on me today.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh this is an easy one. Point.
Speaker 9 (18:43):
Ladies up in here tonight, ladies Shakira, shakira. Oh baby, when.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
The signs of your body, oh mo tonight you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Know my hippo, don't mine I'm stargting with.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Attention. Da, don't you see? This is perfection?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Hey, girls, going see your body moving and it's driving
like crazy.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
I was like, yeah, I saw you dancing.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
That's when I walked up on the dance floor. Nobody
can ignore the way you move your body, girl, and
everybody so inspected. When you threaten left it, you can
make it keep on shaking it. I never really knew
you could dance like.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Line.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
She tried taxt this your fade back? What are you
thinking about analytics? An, I'm gonna give you opens there,
well done. Far about doing it this way is that
even if you know the song, the tragedy is then
in your singing, which we're all rewarded. It's really good.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
I've owed some singing lessons.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Headline is again by saying that you might be going
to jail, not here, not here overseas. It's just because
I tried to do something today which which wasn't my lane.
As a as a business partnership, we've both we've both got.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Our our buckets all right.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And I'm going to say all of the organization and
admin stuff very much in your bucket, yes, but today
I'll stepped up baby.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, I mean, ye shocked us all. Last night. Sexy
Dus pulled me in for a bit of a serious
chat last night. I said, will I need your help
with this? There's some business stuff and with yes, can with.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You on this?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And I said, look, I'd love to dance. I've got
to go. The kids are at home, the dentist too.
And then tomorrow I loved you as well, but I'm
meant to be going to get this filling at the dentist,
so I haven't got time in the morning. You standing
there with your Fluoro shin guards on that you put
on your arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Floro arm covers. Yeah,
I'm on the road, mate. Safe is sexy? Sexyer safe?
You put your hand up. We all saw it. Because
(21:28):
your boys, I can come in tomorrow and do a
bit of admin for you, And I said, wod I said, Woods.
I was shocked. Yeah, I was shock. I don't think
that's what Dars wanted, but no one wanted it. At
the end of the day, I was like, yeah, Woods,
that would be great. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It was one of those offers where you know when
you're at someone's house for dinner and you say do
you want a hand with the dishes, and you you
never expect them to say yes. Yeah, that happened, And
I couldn't believe you said yeah, I couldn't trust you
with some serious admins.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, what I did say to you is here's the
accountants number. Just have her on the phone the whole time.
I'm sure you're sorted out let's kick off with that.
So great, I did that.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I did come into work early, yes today to go
and do this very serious admin stuff. It's just about
the company and tax stuff. It's it's all pretty serious stuff.
So I called our accountant Sam. Yeah, didn't get onto her,
sent her a text. She hasn't responded, still hasn't responded.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I think once she's so exhausted by you at the
end of tax return time that she just stops answering
your courts.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
She gets a lot of funny deduction requests from me,
which she says actually gives her a laugh.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
But it's a lot of work anyway. So I was like,
do you know what does we can do it? We
can do it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And we had we had the Claude AI, and I
was like, well, we'll just with the help of AI,
we'll just we'll just get through this anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
And I'm gonna be honest, it was.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It was a big serious thing talking about our organization,
what it's actually classified as, like what is our entity?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Went with partnership, I don't know what that means. And
then there was all sorts of like proprietary limited.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, so we were being sexy, just jump in any jumping,
any moment in sexy because we this together.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like a US tax kind of Yeah, but I told
you which form to click.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, we clicked that, but there was way there was
almost that opened Pandora's box, all right, Like the first
click was the easy part, yep, and then we're in
a world of pain. Okay, So anyway we're going through
and then it was asking us questions like are you
part of a tax treaty?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Do you agree with like article twelve nine of the yeah,
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Which really just yes, well that's what Oh mate, great,
this is exactly what we were thinking. We were like, yeah,
we're part of the tax treaty. Yeah, we're part of that.
And then you know, there was all sorts of N
T I N We had to give a T I
in yeah what's that?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Who knows? Well, we just gave the ABN. So we
were like, I reckon, you want a number? Is a number?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Anyway, this went on, This went on, and it basically
got to a point where you know, you know, in
those serious legal documents, it starts, you know, asking you
the serious stuff where it's like.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
You know, do you guarantee that this is the truth?
And the honest and you're taking this yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Blah blah blah blah blaha all that, and we did
sexy jumping into any mode and we were like, oh,
maybe we should wait and send the paperwork to the
account and to make sure it's all right.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
We had that moment, didn't we say? We did, But
then we realized, you know, we're going to get up
early do the.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Work, yeah, because we want to start, you know, we
want we want to you know, we want to action this.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
So I was like, let's just.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Let's just say tick and all good, and so tick
tick tick tick, and then right at the end, I'm
going to show your photo. Right at the end basically
says by clicking submit below, I acknowledge that I'm electronically
agreeing to blah blah blah under penalties of perjury.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Great, all sounds good. Ticked it and then it said
full legal name, William McMahon. Why did you do that?
Speaker 10 (24:51):
Can I just say that the penalty is five years
prison and one hundred thousand dollars US?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Right, William McMahon, why did you do that? Got some account?
I've got children? Did you submit the form? That's it?
It's it's pending under submission. We're really confident though that
we've done it right. Lord, it's a bit of a
strange story, this one. It's totally any warnings.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
If you've got any trauma around chainsaws, probably tune out.
It's very specific, but maybe you've got to you've got
a thing with chainsaws. I'd tune out just for five
minutes or so now, because this is pretty hectic stuff
with a chainsaw. So before I get to the audio,
because there is some audio of the incident, there was
just two neighbors having a dispute over the location of
(25:39):
bins out the front of the house. Okay, we've got
Joelan here, no j O l o n jelon, Joel on,
joel on, joel on Joelan anyway, so Joel and she's unhappy.
Jolan's unhappy that Danny L, her next door neighbor, keeps
(26:00):
putting her bins over the sheer driveway.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She's really angry.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
About that because you going and get the car out,
is it bind it's binda, So the bins are at
the front.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But she's like, danny LL, stop putting the bins on
the shed driveway. Anyway, I put my bins on my
name is well, be careful, mate, because you never know
what the neighbor will do. And wait till you hear
what what danniel does? Oh, surely it was Joland with
the chainsaw. No, Oh, is that right Joel? Everyone's money? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Actually I had to double down on the store and go.
Are you sure it wasn't Joelan who went?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Jolin made the first step though. Jolan chained Dannielle's bins
to a tree, so pretty aggressive move. She's like, well,
if you're not going to move your bins, I will
chain your bins to a tree.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
That's a lot, right, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Dannielle sees this, gets a chainsaw and then comes out
of her house with chainsaw, threatens Jolan and then is
obviously threatening to chop down the tree to.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Release her bins. We've got some audio of the moment.
Are you kidding? No? Not kidding?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
My face should the chainsaw waving it around her.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
I genuinely saw my mum was going to walk out
and find me.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Dead thanks to a current affair. For that beautiful audio
there say, is it a reenactment or something? Well, while
Jarln's doing an interview about it. You heard Joel and talking. Yeah,
I thought, you know, get he was filming.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I think the chainsaw woman Dannyelle, she filmed herself with
the chain She's got chainsaw in one appressive phone with
the other's impressive because she thinks she's in the right
strangely enough, despite the fact that she's threatening people with
a chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Will she filmed? Yeah, Okay, enough questions. I think you
just never really know who you're living next to. Oh,
they both filmed. They both there, get that? Okay, A
bit of a jewel flaming situation. Twenty six guys where
everyone's got a camera. I wouldn't get my phone out.
If someone can me with a chainsaw, you will get
your phone out. But it will help in a court
of law anyway. You never really know who you're living
(28:03):
next to. So thirteen one oh sixty five, I just
I want to throw this out there. Do you live
next to a weirdo?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
And maybe it's not directly next door, maybe it's just
someone like a couple of doors down or across the street,
But did you just start seeing a couple of things
that made you realize, uh, oh, there's a neighbor there's
a weirdo in the area, going to have to be careful.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Oh weird, Like we're not talking like probably weird.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
No, nothing like serious, nothing serious or creepy, creep, just
just weird, just a bit strange.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'll give you an example which I don't think, which
maybe flirts with creep, but I don't think it does.
I was fourteen years old living at the family home
and one night, fourteen or fifteen, fourteen or fifteen years old,
and one night I came home at the same time
as a girl who lives like a couple of doors down.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, she was older, Yeah, okay. She goes, oh, hey, hey,
you going, how is your night? And I was like, yeah,
it's really good. And she goes, oh, do you want
to come trying to come into my place? Your neighbour
said there, yeah, thirteen year old neighbor. No, No, she's older,
she's She was like, I thgon she might have been eighteen,
and I'm fourteen. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
She goes trying to come into the into my house
and I was like, yeah, sure, yeah, go in there.
She she just got changed in front of me and
then said you can go home.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's bloody over did that's behavior, it's weird. That's a
weird neighbor, the weird nigh strange story, and at least
what you think of that story weird.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's weird, right, a bit weird.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But I don't think they all need to be like that.
I don't need to be sexual. Well, Tommy's got one.
Tommy's gone goes away from a sexual nature.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, we used to see a guy who just used
to walk around everywhere backwards? Did you Did you ever
find out why he was walking back No? I think
it was and it was always in the dead of night.
He would just be walking backwards for some reason, maybe
better for his calves or something. Yeah, I mean hams drinks.
If you had to pick a body part which would
be good for it's a skill. It's definitely a skill
(30:08):
walking backwards. You'd bump into things. Now, Joe's written in
here the Clearmont serial killer live down the road from
her in Perth? Is that like everyone in Perth would
say that, though.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I kid, you know, it's like a street from mom
and dads.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
So we're a street now we're gone from down the road,
down the road to the street straight, not on the
same road. Not on the same road. So that's he's strange, though.
We've got some pretty sick stuff going onwards apart from
button push Tommy. It's perfect. He's just walking backwards. It's perfect.
That's a perfect call. We don't want serial killer, and
we don't want young girls getting changed in front of you.
(30:43):
We just want weird. Hang on, she was older than me.
Stop making it seem like the other way around. That's
just we don't want them to be of a sexual nature.
We just want them strange. Nothing sexual though, will She's
got changed? And then I went home. You can text
us it was it's weird sounding strange. I didn't do
anything sound. We didn't even get a drink of water.
Calm down, I was part, do you need one right now?
(31:06):
Just got changed? Thirteen six saw a silhouette. You never
spoke again. If you have a weird name, I stopped talking.
Thirteen I never saw her again. You live next to
the call next Kira Pira Gira, You had a weird neighbor.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yes, when I was very young, so about thirty five
to forty years ago. My babysitters next still neighbor. I
don't know why, but he dug out his whole front yard,
all the grass and everything, and basically replaced it with
horse manure that as an adult it probably would have
been knee deep, and as a kid it would have
(31:53):
been a lot more. And on one occasion I drew
the short straw and had to retrieve a tennis ball
from over the fence, and little six here old me
ended up fly deep in horseship.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Wow. Finished to a call, Thanks Kira.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I think I think what Kira has identified there is
that that was clearly a defense.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I like a most to a castle will.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I think he was thinking, I'm going to cover my
front yard in pup so no one can ever get
to my door.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yes, and Kira went for it, though, and headed off
to Kira, get on your Cira. Some great texts coming
through here my neighbor and then comes out at night.
When I say nighttime, I mean one am, one and
six five and other great text tier and neighbor three
doors down rides his bike at one a m. Might
be the same guy with a I think it's a
she's written a door on a leash, It must be
(32:46):
a dog on the leap, I mean door on a
leash would be very a door lea dog on a leash,
and then another one here Jenna, who's text three, four, two, nine,
thirteen one and six five, And she said, there's been
some complaints around my neighborhood, Griffin, that someone has been
taking dumps on the sun Hoo jogger on the side
(33:07):
of the road.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's a thing that people get to thrill out of it.
Let's go to Nadia here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Nadia,
I'm good, Nadia. I'm loving these stories.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
This is funny because we're talking about the bins before.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
It reminded me of what I'm dealing with my neighbor
so well, she's a few doors down.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
But when it's beIN night and my bin's always overflowing
because I've got young kids and I've always got overflowing bin.
But if I need to use, you know, something else
has been.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
As we do with someone put our rubbish in our neighbours.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
But she's put a note on my front door saying, Nadia,
do not put your your.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Rubbish in my bin.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
And then I did it the other night and she
she put it back in my bin, and my bin.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Was overflowing, that all the crows and everything were there
because she was adamant again.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
To not use her bin.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Hell bin wars.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I see Nadi has made a good point that I
think I was literally I walked down to the end
of my street to go and dumb rubbish other people's
being the other night.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Did you guys just to find space? Do you know
what I mean? At the end of the street normal,
ask your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, but I checked all the neighbors being full, all
of them green ways was recycling everything. Everybody is recycling
everyone's everyone's going through a lot of cardboard the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
So you just got to get rid of everyone going
through a cardboard. I don't know, mad, everyone's getting the
Amazon deliveries.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know what's going on, right, So you went
to the other end of the street. Of okay, my daughter,
because your daughter is a great little ship a shield.
I've got some great texts here would.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
If the great text we'll finish on the tech Judy,
you had a weird neighbor.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
I had a weird neighbor. He's no longer with us anymore.
He used to jumper, jump out fences and turn the
power off in the middle.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Of the night. That's funny. That's also pretty terrifying. That's
scary for a couple of weeks until yeah, that's scary.
That's almost like a precursor to him robbing you.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I would have thought, well, eventually he was caught walking
up and down the street with an axe in his team.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
So wo juney escalator, Wow, zero to one hundred. There,
let's go for a couple of other fun ones. Here
mate for nine thirteen six, obviously trained by the producers
to stop the story at power off. We asked the
extra question. We did, And so my weird neighbor has
the strangest lunchtime for a team. Around midday. Here wheels
(35:42):
a little office chair out into his driveway, walks up
and down a few times, wearing nothing but a shirt
and his undies. Then he sits down in the wheelie
chair and starts throwing bread to the birds. He's trained
a whole flock of pigeons to gather around him. So
there he is sitting in an office chair in his
shirt and he's houndies with pigeons practically at his feet
like some sort of bird king. He does it every day.
(36:04):
It's one of the most bizare things I ever ever seen.
It's one text and then we're going to bring a
home here. This is my favorite of the text today. Okay,
you can always text us. We love the text.
Speaker 10 (36:15):
We love love.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
The has to cross from my family home. There was
an older man.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
Who would do what I suspect was some form of
chi but with a chicken in each and real live
chickens each and and they were oddly come.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I think we.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
THI chicken. So soccer is on at the moment, the
World Cup. It's awesome, truly awesome, favorite sporting event. Every
time it comes around every four years, you're very much
riding on the coattails this year, normally ragging on soccer.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I hate soccer, usually so boring. But when we beat
to Ka on Sunday, I am in for this Sunday.
I'm sorry, Saturday five am against the US.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
The really cool thing about it, and it is kind
of awesome, is that we're all from a country in
some respect, and so even if you don't, it's such
a basic game to watch. You can just feel triggered
watching it. Immediately You're just like, oh, I get it.
They got to put the ball on the net doesn't
mean if you haven't seen something before, you just like
all of a sudden you score, you see them score
a goal. It's arguably the most euphoric sporting feeling I
(37:31):
think you can have watching sport in my house. My
partner Sam is Dutch. Yes, of course, yes, so interestingly
issue issue. So Max is now our daughter, our four
year old daughter is now at an age where she
can go like this, this is the team I want
to barrack fork and she's kind. So the last time
this became an issue was the Summer Olympics, but that
(37:53):
was now Paris was what two years ago, three years ago,
so so Max wasn't really aware of like teams or
who she should go for, or even that there was
sport on the TV. Now it's like, oh wow, there's
a sporting contest and mummy's country playing and daddy's country
is playing.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Stupidly, you missed the soccer rows on Sunday because you
went sirk a Salame, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That was that was your one child, that was your
one che She wanted to go to cirk to Salam.
Too fair, and it wasn't sirk to Salame at all.
It was awesome it was good. It was great. But
but we got home. I rewatched it and she watched
it with me. I explained to these of the soccer
Rose we had an amazing win. I was pumped up.
She's watching me. She was like, wow, my country, Wow,
(38:36):
this is awesome. Yes, you would think. But then the
next morning, the Netherlands were playing at six am. Sem
woke up before me, smuggled Max out of her bed
like a thief in the night, took her down like,
woke her up at like quarter to six. He never
has a parent prematurely woke in the up before, unless
(38:58):
they are insane with patriotism, which is my wife. Took
Max down to the couch and turned on the Dutch
game and an orange covered her in orange the whole power.
I came down there. She's watching the Dutch version, by
the way, with Dutch commentary via a VPN, like she's
put a lot of thought in. And then she leaves
the couch and she goes, wow, So Max is for
one of the Netherlands now, And I was like, no, no,
(39:21):
so it's going to get caused a huge issue. Netherlands
had a drawer boring. It was a good game. They're
a much better. I'm going to call her right now though,
and I just want to cement who our daughter actually
goes for. Hi, Dad, Oh hi Maxie, how are you going?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
You want to talk to me?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, I've got Woody here with me as well. Hi Max,
high Woody, MAXI yat great to be chatting to. I
miss you. Okay, So let's take it. So in the soccer,
(40:01):
which team do you go for? Love? Which one? No,
that's just because money told you when when you were
when you were watching the soccer the other day and
it was the Netherlands playing Japan. Which team were you
going for?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
You really bright? And that's sad. That's sad. That's sad
that she hasn't got any free will.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
I have to say, you get all the other sports?
Will let me have one everything.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
She's already decided that she's going for Australia. She decided
that because I do not.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Send a change because we are in Australia. She has
no idea why we were Orange.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
She doesn't get it. All the best uh, Australia, and
it may go Australia. Pushing your away. Wow, wow, it
gets firing really quickly, really greatly. It's a patriotic, patriotic thing.
(40:59):
It's amazing how you use your daughter as a shield
in between the two of you. It's it's beautiful apparent
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