March 10, 2026 • 37 mins
- What's only sexy when women do it?
- Can we redeem ourselves with Huey
- What does "you should stay" really mean?
- Battle Of The Gens
- Small town vibes
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Moody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Brow Now, look, you haven't seen this yet? No, I
know you're a fan. That's so I'm gonna I'm gonna
play it for you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Dakota Johnson Coda. John's a great actress. Absolutely. Why are
we also worried about this?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, look, button push you Tommy had to sign in
on a couple of accounts to actually view the footage.
I didn't realize it was that raw. It's an ad
like she's done an ad for Calvin Klein. Okay, she's
done an ad for Undies. Okay, okay, yeah, So why are.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We doing this?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why are you making me watch someone in underwear live
on radio?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
This is just a big bear trap, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
That's why Analysa is here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You can, But why are you purpose because you gonna
watch it at the same time as analy's you need
to give the context of what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
All right, Okay, so you've got I've.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Got an idea. Office. It's not just watch Woody watch
Dakota Johnson in underwear. I mean it's that will be
the TikTok video, which I think Dars is going to make.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But but I think I think we're gonna talk about
something else about the video.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So it's her lying down on a couch. She's on
the phone to manager or something.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
She just read a script, okay, and she's talking about
the fact that she loves the part. She then hangs
up the phone and then she kind of just cavorts
around her apartment in jocks.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, so you're going to.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
See it on your screen now, Analyst, you're going to
see it as well, so you can watch at the
same time. Starts with a shot of her feet, very Tarantino.
All right, here we go, Tommy fire away.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Hi, I just finished.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I think I like her. I mean, I really like her.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
She's so.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Mild.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't even know how to shoot that.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
But I'm down.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Lost her top?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
All right? Are we?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So you get the idea?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Why would you?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It just feels weird the.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Sorry, it just feels weird that they're by promoting by
promoting underwear, but she's often in only half of the underwear.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
She got the jocks on.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Anyway, Look, I thought it was interesting because she she's
what do you find interesting about this will?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What did you think analys female?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I thought she looked amazing and she was really empowering
her body.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Definitely the words out of my mouth.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Now just get it, just grow up, grow up. I
think it was I think it was shot really well.
I think it was. I think it was good lighting.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's why we love Calvin Klein, Like Calvin Klin ads
are amazing.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Has done a Calvin Klein ad?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Marky Mark, Yeah, Mahlburg, Old Mohlberg, David Beckham, I'm sure so.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Justin Bieber Yeah, baba.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Anyway, I wanted to ask the audience this question because
she's doing a number of things in the ad which
I think that only a woman could do sexily.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Snooker, yeah, she's playing pool nude, Yeah I could basically nude.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
She's well on his not top.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So I just think because because a friend of mine
actually famously on one of his first dates with his partner,
he ended up back at her place and she said,
do you want to play strip?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Prince Harry very good?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And he was like great, sounds fun, and then about
halfway in she was a much better pool player.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Than him.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He lost his jocks very early on, and he was like,
just it was just the like the most unattractive.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Thing I could possibly do. Yeah, sure, very very quickly.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And I think there's one example of something that women
can do and it's fun and it's sexy when men
try and do it. Not fun because not sexy because.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
She kind of dances as well. She jumps on a bed.
I think I could make a jump onto your bed sexy.
I think jumping on a bed and trying to make
that sexy is a lot easier than playing pool nude.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yes, I agree, unless is there anything that you think
women could do sexy that men can't?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Eat?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
A burger?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh ah, I disagree agree with eating in general, because
I mean the other thing in that Dakota Johnson ad
there's a bit that Reddit's kind of losing it over,
which is her she just hoes.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Into a pomegranate, like a whole pomegranate.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, she eats a pome it like the wrong way, right,
You should scoop it out with a spoon or whatever
and then put it in a nice salad with some
TAINI maybe she does eat the pomegranate like a burger.
Which if a man was eating that, it would be awful.
It would go in his beard and it would look disgusting.
She makes it look amazing. Yeah, you think you could
eat a pomegranate?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Sexy?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Are you really just lining yourself up for a web
series right here?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Even honesty though, Pool, I agree, there's just no way
I'm getting into sorts of positions that no one needs
to see me in. Okay, jumping on a bed and
eating things. I think I could. I think I could
turn that around.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Let's talk to the phones.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay, you can have a little bit more of a
think about it over the song if you'd like to.
What can women do sexily that men can't? Okay, I'm
gonna say calling a taxi always looked really sexy on
like Sex and the City for some reason, just the
woman strutting down New York and high heels mend to
jump around and look like little monkeys put in the head.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I think about like.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Dialing it yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Carrie was always just.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Like yeah, nice, very sexy.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So that that add the Dakota Johnson's done for Calvin
client where she is in a state of undress. Sure
she's showing off the Calvin climbs, but often she's missing
one half of the undies they're playing that on television.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Maybe it might be an online things. Anyway, somehow it
came into my feed this morning. Not sure how, but
ruined algorithm.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Strange random things.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Any I was watching it and there's her playing Pool,
and I was thinking to myself, that looks great.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
She looks great by the way she looks amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't really rate her as an actress, but in
this she was amazing. I wanted to know, are there
things that women can do sexually that guys can't?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Because Pool is top of the list for me.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Ride a horse? Never seen a man ride a horse
in a sexy way?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You haven't seen Vigo Mortenson in Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I disagree, believable, he's never You didn't mention nude, You
just said ride a horse.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I was like, are you joking?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Damien Oliver's fur is.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
In the voice. I can't come on, but yeah, give
give me a crack.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Also shout out to Dami, we love you work, mopping
just any anything where.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Sorry, which you don't have to rethink your answers because
you put them all through the prism of nude.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
What Dakota was half nude?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Well, and I asked analyst the question as well that
before we go to matt first six five, By the way,
what can women do sexily that guys can't?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
When there's something like on a top shelf, and they can,
women can reach for it and make it look really
hot like guys can't reach that.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It Actually it flips back on you, doesn't it, because
then you've got to try and reach it, and that
becomes a bit of a nick.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Thettle have to do yes, because you don't want to
get the ladder either.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Example putting your hair Actually, quick.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Question for your analyst.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
If I am in a situation where I can't get
something because it's too high? Am I better to Am
I better to get on tiptoes and or jump?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Or am I better to get the ladder straight away?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I think the ladder really little jumps.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Which the ladder is humiliating, not as bad as you
jumping and failing to reach.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The same option.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, that's a good one. I like that one for me.
Thirty one and six five Can women do sexually that
guys can't want to be? On the phone?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Guys look very intense on the phone generally speak hid
in the office. They've got the one head, the one
ear piece in look, which is a shocking look where
I think women just look good on the phone.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
What about removing glasses to make a point? Do you
think men fully clock.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Removing glasses to make a point? Can men do that sexually?
I think women do that.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I think analys saying men can do that sexually?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Clark, can you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
That's true?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You push your Tom just took his. Matt's called on
thirty six. I've Matt, what can women do sexually that
guys can't?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Matt? Are you there?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
We'll come back to you, Matt. I've got another one
here for you. Hit me running.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I think a man can leave you in Harry's I
was run oh in the marathons. Yeah, man, I see
that's the epitome.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So you're a bit caught up in that world, which
I think that's the menisphere. And I think you guys, yeah,
you guys all rich on yourselves. Sam's called on thirteen
one and sixty five.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Sam, are you guys?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
By Sam? What can women do sexier than men?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Wash cars?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
God got your booty going, you know, sexually and she's
looking at you or something like that with the bubbles
coming down.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
He or she turns around and uses her boots and.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you take it.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yep, No more comments.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Very good? Uh what's that good play to audio? There
but the car wash, Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know's go to Matt mats As we move on
to Mat mat Man.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, we got your Maddie.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What can women do sexily that men can't?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
The more I think about it, the less sexy it's getting.
But I think that limbo would be very very unattractive
from a male's perspective.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Nude or like fully closed. I'm just asking the question.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Would we are on a journey gaining forgiveness from some
celebrities that we've wronged in the past.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Will and Woody's taste of forgiveness.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Now first on the list here is long list, very long,
last long with the rest of our careers to get
through that list. First on our list is Ian Huey Hewartson.
He was the first guy to cook outside very iconic
Australian midday TV chef For this.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Dish, you need the freshest herbs possible. I've got a
bit excited here actually, I think.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I've got enough for about three hundred people, expecting a
lot of people around for lunch.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
I think I know I'm darting around.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
A bit here, but you know, excuse me for that.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I'm trying to do ten things at once.
Speaker 11 (10:51):
If inside, make sure that your smoke alarms turned off.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Huey's cooking adventures will it was a big deal. Extraordinary
was a big deal. It's stopped Australia.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
We accidentally gillly killed him.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
We were making a sushi roll and we didn't check
his allergies properly.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Juey did to come and try our wock and waldwoods.
We need a professional opinion, and you've.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Been out making him of course. Okay, so Hughie might
be allergic to these crustaceans.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh no, and I died.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I'll sue you.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Did, su Us and we settled.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
We didn't settle the friendship, which is more important to us.
So we've both just had sleepless nights over the last
it was eight years ago. Eight years ago. We want
to redeem ourselves. So I've had the idea to cook
for him again. It's a bit of a gamble, given
that we can't really cook between us and hue Will
not know this. We're going to tell him we're cooking
him a burger and we're just going to serve him
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up with the new macus Bernet's burger because that that
bad boy's delicious.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
He knows we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yes, he's waiting by the phone, I assume because.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
He remember that we almost killed him. Did that come
up at all?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Well, I didn't know whether to mention it or not.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Oh, I's see what happens. So I've got his number.
He's expecting.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Hello, Is that Hueye is outstanding? I'm Hueye. This is
Will and Woody here, mate.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Okay, I guys, Oh are you Hueye. That's a bit
of a shock to get you bring me up? What
you spit short of time to fill in your show?
Are you?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 7 (12:31):
You?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
You are always welcome on our show. So you do
remember us ian.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I do the last time I remember you tried to
poison me.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah, you do remember that.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yes, you're hoping not forgotten what we were.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
A little bit and and sorry again about that.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Hue Hey, Huey, we'd we'd done.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
We'd love to make make it up to you, all right, Well,
we're talking about maybe cooking for you.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Ah oh joy, that sounds so excited.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Well, you've had one shot at poisoning. I suppose we
should give you another shot. We finished the job, but
that's what it's called.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Just for us, Hueye.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We just can't get past the fact that you know,
we we we wanted to impress you so much we
almost killed you. Yeah, so we just thought cooking for
you again could could ensure that we're on good terms.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
No, you, I think you're talking about that cooking for
me again? Is I will definitely never forget you.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
And that'd be nice to We would obviously both love that.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
So what wonderful culinary delights? Am I looking forward? Or
is it a secret?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Um? We think about maybe cooking you a burger just
because we can't do much.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And you can't miss that up to No, exactly, that's
what we thought.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
All right, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
You're happy to receive a burger, Hueie?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Did you notice it was a dead style?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I did, thought we lost you, thought we lost you?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Happy to look at your burg whether another?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
That's fair?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
And actually I've got a bitter idea. You guys can
do the taste this first.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, our ideal and just confirming your your your dietaries.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
It's just no crustaceans, that's.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Right, So no lobster burgers. Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
At no where is it all a lot of that away.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I am really really looking forward to this, right, did
I hear that? Sounds with great enthusiasm?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yep, we can, we can, we can hear it mate,
you sound genuine. I love it all right, well mate,
expect to be at the grill.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I'm looking forward.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Thanks guys, Thanks so much, made Biel.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Why, I think that went pretty pretty well. I mean,
he's not excited at all about it, no, fair enough.
I can't tell whether he still doesn't like us or
not like that.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Also, ye, whether he's going to be like, hey, great guys,
can't be so And he kept doing those little jokes
about it.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Yeah, yeah, very much. It didn't on air hui there.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I think he was kind of be hinding how he
really feels about us.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Ye, who knows to make sure he doesn't bring his
own knives?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
All chefs?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Do they know?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's the only profession that get knives for the airport.
Do they really know?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Try the new bistro Burnet's Angers Strange at McDonald's available
for a limited time only, will.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And would.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
On any night out with your partner, doesn't matter what
it is.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I was at a weekend, sorry, a wedding on the weekend.
It happened to me a little bit dusty. So at
some point in the night, your partner is going to
say to you, doesn't matter which one it is, male, female, whatever,
they will say, I'm going to go home, but you
should stay. We've all been on the receiving end of that.
(16:15):
Maybe a lot of us have given that. Now here's
what I want to know. On thirteen one oh six five,
When your partner says to you you should stay, do
they really mean it or is that like a bit
of a bit of a wink or almost like a challenge,
And like I'm saying you should stay, but what I'm
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really saying in my eyes is come home with me.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I'd like you to come home with me.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Are you asking me?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well, so I will be asking you, but I'm asking
everyone listening. Thirteen one oh sixty five. It happened to
me on the on the weekend, ten thirty pm. My wife,
she organized a taxi, she said you should stay. I stayed.
Now I passed this information onto my mate Pete. I
was like, now I'm going to stay. And Pete had
this conversation with his wife where it was like I
(17:05):
think I think we're going to stay. His wife said yeah, yeah,
you should stay. Then when we walked them to the cab,
there was something weird happened Will because they both paused
at the car and it was like, well, I thought
I thought we'd discussed this pause.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
They paused as if to think like, well, you're coming
in on.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I feel like there was a pro conversation where you
guys both said you should stay, And because of that
small pause, I'm now just wondering, like, do you ever
actually mean it when you say you should stay?
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Now?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Will Now your friend Pete, Yeah, he's Pete.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Hell O, No, I don't need to say that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Could be any Pete, could be Pete Sampress, could be
any Pete.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
So I'm interested because any Pete is a lot older
than you.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, and you would have thought that he would have
ironed that out, given that he's been probably married for
a very long time.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
But he used to be falling into the same trap as.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'm sure men all around the world continue to until
the day they die if they're in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The funny thing was, so Pete sampress. So he came
back in with me. We hit the dance.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Did you talk about his rivalry with Agacy?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
A lot of that? Check, a lot of that.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Check.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
We got on the dance floor and I could just
see the guild all over his face.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
And so half an hour later.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
More importantly, who hits a dance floor with Pete? Ellia said, no, one.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Had a great time.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Half an hour later, Let go to a dance move
just earlier.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
It does a bit of a bob twisting points.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, yeah, twisting point anyway, he went on half an
hour Yeah, i'sgot the guilt.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I stayed the court.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I feel like sem and I thirteen one and six five.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
By the way, if you've got something to say on this,
when your wife says you should stay, do they really
mean it? Good that we can attack this from both
sides of the fence. Really, because we've got the what
men think, but then also what women think. I would
love to hear a female Okay, seven, I had a
really bad one of these early on in our relationship.
Where she said I think you should stay where What
she meant was please come home with me. And then
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I got home and then she was like, I thought
I told you. And then and then she said to me, oh,
I really wanted you to come home with me. And
I was like, well, that sucks. I'm not going to
read your mind. And she was like, yeah, it's totally
fair enough. I won't do that again. So we haven't
really had that problem.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Because we coveted.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Well, it's a pretty important one to cover off, I think,
because it really is. I've been in previous relationships with
this has been an ongoing issue where they want to
seem like cool or flexible or whatever in front of
me or their friends or whatever it is. And I'm like,
I don't think like I'm with you, Like I'm choosing
to be with you. If you want me to come home,
I'm happy to come. I can also stand up for myself.
By the way, if you say I don't, I mean,
(19:42):
you can't sound up for yourself.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
And Mim would be very aware of that. Oh she
owns you. But that's fine. That's how you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
That's your dynamic. Whereas if Sam said to me, Sam
said to me come home. If Sam said to me,
I come home and I didn't want to come home,
I would also feel comfortable to be like, I want
to stay for a bit longer.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
It's like, just we're adults, right, We're all in charge
of our own feelings.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Ye, And I feel like this is a cowards fine
topic and I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
So I should have had this conversation in private with
my wife. Maybe have you take it? So I just
started shooting that maybe she wanted me to come.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Was she angry that she didn't make it?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
No, she she wasn't.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But I drunkenly came home at the time, the twelve
thirty one o'clock. The bus picked us up at midnight,
so I wasn't on that late. But then I drunkenly
couldn't figure out the code to the door. And then
I tried to I tried to open.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
There was a slider issue. Well, there was a.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Sliding door into the on sweet bathroom. I was sliding
the TV off the wall thinking it was the.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Sliding wow TV wop, and then I had the gall.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In the mornings, our four month old baby was in
the room as well, and I had the gall The
next morning to go like, because I was just out.
You know, we've had a few drinks. She just le
out right. I woke up and I was like, amazing,
Murf slept through the night.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
It was like, hell, dare you well?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Fair to sat? Took mur for a big walk that morning.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
So wow.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
So look thirty one o six five she did say
though you should say she mean it?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Do you mean it when you say that International Women's
Day yesterday? Don't worry. We can blame the chicks again.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
I didn't want a gender this. I didn't want to
do this. I was the same partner I was saying.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It says when your wife says you should stay, I
mean it. I didn't write that another woman.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
That's a copy and paste from the email this morning.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Why do they hate us? Woulds? Let's go to Mary
on or Marie?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I should say on thirty one sixty five, Mari, I'm
gonna sick with Marie?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Is it Marie Maury or Mary?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Mary?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
There you go. I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So, Mary, what are your thoughts if you said to
your partner you should stay on a night out, what
do you really mean?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I mean you should follow me home?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Okay? Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Is there is there a way can you can you
say it to me? Like, is there a way of
you saying it which would suggest that you don't really
mean it?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Is there a tone change or something?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Mary?
Speaker 7 (22:07):
I think it's more about my face or like my
body language. I think you can tell that. I don't
mean you should stay. But I don't want to ask
you to come.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
I want you to want to come.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You want me to want to come? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Is black magic?
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Very I can't have.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I cannot.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
What's your face doing?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Like, what what's the what are the facial facial moves
or gestures that.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I should be looking out for in this situation.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
No smiling, I think is a big okay.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
One okay, lack of smile okay.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So then Mary, in the situation, so say, if you're
my wife on the weekend, you do a no smile,
you should stay. I take that as just you've just
you've just said to me that I can stay.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Am I in trouble when I get home?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Do I be honest?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Honest?
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I guess man, it's not like you're in trouble. I'm
just disappointed.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Like to come home with me? It's even worse.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Thanks so much for your honesty. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
So I'm rid of those women in my life.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yes, like I'm glad. I'm sorry I phrase that like
I'm glad I'm no longer in a relationship with a marror.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
You figured that out. You, you and your partner.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You can be like that. Don't you think that's just
that's a shocking way to be, honestly the person what
you want?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, analyse If you're in a relationship, yes,
and you know she might be.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Are you in a relationship?
Speaker 7 (23:31):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Okay, thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
She wants to Keywi guys. By the way, if your
kew it's interested, or if you're Disco Lines.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yes, Australian Disco Lines us okay, anyway you're in a
relationship with Disco Lines, Yes and no and no doubt.
Mister Lines wants to stay because he's for can I
can imagine that, mister Lines would He.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Never leaves, Disco Lines never leaves. It's time for one more.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
So, mister Lines says to you. You have a chat
with him, and you go you should stay? Yeah, what
do you really mean?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think I'd be like, you should stay? But if
I'm like, if I'm just going home because I'm tired,
you should stay.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
You should stay.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But if I'm going home because I'm unwell, and I
say you should stay, I mean I would like him
probably come home.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Why do you just ask him to come home? Then?
Because he's disco lines and you respect the hell out
of it exactly you want to have. Oh, that's that sucks.
Scooter's called okay, called thirteen one and six five. That's
that's a shame. That that's a that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah, and for disco, you're already are cool?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I feel friendly? Yeah, Scooter, you feel for disco?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Well, Disco is confused in trouble tub when he gets home,
if he ever.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Gets gone for a month, Scooter, Scooter.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
We're good, mate, We're a bit confused, but we're good.
What are your thoughts on this?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Mate? When I was younger, if she said I'm going
how you can stay? I would have come home for
two days. Twenty five years later, if she's come home,
I'm already in the car before.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
It's a maturity.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Think skirt a good call, I skirt bit of wisdom
from you. My friend Amy has called Amy no one.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I'm sure that wasn't disco lines, sounds of the world.
Imagine he sounds amy?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What are your thoughts if you if you stay to
your partner, you should stay?
Speaker 5 (25:29):
What are you really saying.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
You should? Bloody say so I can guess a piece
of wire at home?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
What was that? Sorry?
Speaker 10 (25:37):
So I would say I'd like to go against every
other female. But when it means stay, it means stays.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh you're actually you actually want to go home alone?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, see that's healthy. That's healthy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So then let's just let's just live in a world
where you're going out with mister lions, just go lines
and then he doesn't come home for three days.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Where does that sit?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Then that that's gone a bit beyond this, I'll be
hunting him down.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
You're hunting him down. Yeah, no one can find lines.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, I ateed a relationship like that woman said to
me today, didn't come home until she's still waiting. Gen
Your producer Analys's in the studio defending gen zs.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
We want to find that which generation is most out
of touch?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Line it's will and woodiest je.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Well, just to get our tails up.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
God, she's looking at my screen and that's why you've
got gen z cheats your cheats.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I did cheat.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I wasn't even looking cheat. My eyes were glazed over.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
There's no joy in cheating. Yeah, and that's also what
you do, you glaze over and focus.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
A glazed donut, now, analy you definitely you're like a
glaze donut.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Wow, that's something else, but that's okay, that's skincare. But oh,
a glazed donut is like when you like, you look
like a glazed donut. It's such a good thing.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You want to look like a glazed donut.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, she couldn't be more on the money.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Really, Yeah, you want to us this will look like
a glazed donut. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It looks like a cinnamon doughnut.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I don't know what that means. Hey, guys, come on,
come on, it's getting no sleep.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I know it's International Women's.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Day yesterday, but it's actually Sunday.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It is a man's world. And you're offending me and you've.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Lost five seconds ago. But Annaly's back on you. Come on,
so I'm trying last week? Yeah, I mean this has
popped off online. Go and see it, William? What do
you TikTok? Instagram?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
You didn't know this very popular theme.
Speaker 12 (27:42):
Oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
You know it though familiar, I feel like I am familiar.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I almost want to go say the Castle.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
The Castle, in the Castle in the Working Dog movie.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Sorry, this song is from the Castle.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
You just can't write this.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Can you remember the evil Medieval? Can you remember? Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I know what it is.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Now go on.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
Indiana Jones played by Oh God, wait, so she got
over and gave a great speech recently at the Actor Awards.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Indiana Jones.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
He's one of the biggest actors of our generation.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
God.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I wanted to say Daniel Craig, but it's not that guy.
It's a guy I know who he is because he
did a really funny into Ryan Gosling. He has any
in that show with Jason Siegel.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Now did you have a cook on for us? Did you?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I have an influence of.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Moving on? All right, one more for us?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Then she walked into the so good.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Oh god, when does this become bullying? We don't know. Now,
let's go, let's do one more here, one more here
for you? All right? Here we go have listen what
is this from.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
The Milk Man The paper Boy TV?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Then I get to live in here somebody telling them, please,
what is that from?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Wow? The Milkman, The Milkman, The Milkman? Maybe like a
TV show where the wife has an affair with the milkman.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Oh jeez, I to watch it, but no, no, okay?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Is it like a TV show?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (29:39):
So awful house?
Speaker 12 (29:47):
You know.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
The producer told her.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
No way she got.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Where did you get that from?
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Somewhere?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I know this song from TikTok.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
As people to call it. There from a small town.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
There is a follow up question here which might be
hard to answer, but have you got something that haunts
you when you go home? It's kind of like every
American movie from the nineties and early noughties that you've seen.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
They're from a small town.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Something bad happened or embarrassing happened to them in that town.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
They left the town, they haven't been back.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
They become very success success in New York, and as
soon as they go back home, yeah, the same person
they were when they grew up.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
If anyone, if anyone's in The Red or read the
book The Dry or the movie The Dry Eric Banner
readid it recently similar exactly?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That maybe best friends with Royland Reynolds better for our audience.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Same thing that was a big movie.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
She's an Australian author.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
How do you yeah, Jane Harper, Jane happen now right now.
So if you are from a small town, have you
got something that maybe you did? There's embarrassing that haunts
you when you go home. You know, maybe you hooked
up with the butcher's son. And every time it's wrong
with the butcher's son. I don't know nothing wrong. I
mean just that, like every time you go back and
get a piece of meat with your kids, you'll be like,
(31:14):
oh god, here he is, Darryl, I saw you. Yeah exactly. Yeah,
we were those jokes. Yes, yes, and there'd be a
lot of jukes. You never order sausages. Put it that
way now, it's good, Oh, analyst, don't laugh at that.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Go up, I'm grown.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Continue, I'm grown now.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
The reason I'm bringing this up is because Oscar Piastre. Obviously,
if you're the if one of the recount I know
it's a bit the news is a little bit old now.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
But was he coming back to Melbourne? Big for him?
He's from Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
We're talking about the F one on the weekend crashed
out before he even got to the starting grid.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
This is what Albert Park did not want to see.
Oscar Piastree on the laps to the Gride has lost
it and sustained its significant damage to his car.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
And she seems it appears that no one, no f
on driver from Melbourne can pull it off in Melbourne
or let's just say Australia, but they can't do it.
We got Australia's Grand Prix exactly. So thirteen one oh
six five. Have you got something that haunts you when
you go home?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Got me here? He's called up Maya off the bat.
You you're from a small.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Town, Mayor, Yes, I am there something that haunts you
when you go back home?
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Well, my from Salacudo.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
My mom pretty much just done every single job known
to man.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
She's currently an ambulance driver now.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
And so every single person knows me and I probably
haven't even met half the town.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Oh that would be they would get annoying.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And do they always compare you to your mum like
it it's unimpressive.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
You can't do every job one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
And now that I've got a daughter, they know my
daughter too, so it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
You'd feel like will all over Australia. He's a big
deal and he hates it. He's a big celebrity.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Shut up, thanks the core, Mayw.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I just step into your shoes though for a while.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Will.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
It's tough. I can't get a coffee, mate, can't get
a coffee.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
What he said to me today?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I didn't know what you said. You wear disguises now
to gigs. I said that you should. You wear a
fake beard and you wear sunglasses. Oh, I said, I tough, mate.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
It's foolishly.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
When I was about eleven years old, there was some
wet cement out the front of my parents house.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Classic and I was eleven. I was eleven.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I just wanted to say it again anyway, it's very silly.
It's very silly. I drew a pair of breasts in
the conquer grow up and I was eleven, and everyone
and my mom, my mom found out it was me.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
And so every time we've walked past that, my mom's
got a great tisk on her. Oh she does just before.
The tisk was deafening, like the whole of Hawthorne. He's
heard that tisk every time, every time, every time we
walked out in.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Front of the house.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Are they still there?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
That's they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I always used to find it funny with the wet cement.
I mean it's like the people who do it that
they're no. It's like as soon as there is wet
cement and yeah, red signs they put signs up around
the tape red rag to a bull. When you see
the signs like it identifies it more. But the funniest
thing that I always saw was when kids would write
their name and often someone you'd see a line through
the name and then they tried to go for a phone.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Sorry, mate, Ans is in here, and antly he's actually
from a small town. Give me that John Dender again, please,
I mean, let's see it because anthemy, you were harmonizing
with this before give it?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Give it?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That was really bad zone from a small town.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Two.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, nice, something to haunts you when you go home.
Spinner for Australia when.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I was when I was.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
When I was in year seven, I it was like
the Swimming Sports Awards presentation and I had zoned out
during the presentation and so I heard my name.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I came third, but when I heard my name, I
thought they were announcing the winner. So in front of
the whole school. I got up and I collected the medal,
and my best friend won, and so she didn't know
what to do, and the teacher had to come up
and say, analyst, you didn't win, and had to take
the medal off me, and then they had to go
take the group photo.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
You did what zooland it is?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I did exactly Australian Next Top Model thing as well,
yeah it was more seven.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I was like, just it's hard to return to school
each day.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Were on the map? Well yeah it would have though.
People would have you for the wrong reason, for the
wrong reason.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Why did you return to school?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Not that that's not evident.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Well, no, I did return to school and then I
got Age Champ three years in a row, so.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I came back motivated you and you go right on top,
right on top athlete.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Amy's good? Amy, Hey boss?
Speaker 6 (35:45):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
You're from a small town.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
I am from a very small town.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Well let's start with where you're from, because we haven't
had a cha like ballack.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
It's a very small town in digital.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Okay, okay, sounds beautiful and why what what haunts you there?
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Technically?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Won't?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Are you calling from like Bolack now, because you are
dropping in and out. Unfortunately, in my reception, I.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
Still live in a small town, just not the same one.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I think we've got you, so we're going to stay
with you. What I'm gonna try one more time?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
My pe teacher and my dad got into a punch
on at.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
The pub and.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
I had to go and expat to the six other
kids in my years.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And we lost her half.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
But I think that was enough, got half of I
think that was enough.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I mean, I think we're all really glad that she
just didn't say pe teacher and then cut out again,
like we've got enough context for that to.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Be above for that was the entire story.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
That was it teacher going to punch up with their dad.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Yeah, who won the fight?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
That's where all the money is.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Who won the fight? We got it, Amy, Amy, who
won the fight?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
My dad? My dad won the fight?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
That so why so why doesn't haunt you though? Amy?
You go back there? The pe teacher's still there?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
No, he got fired?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
What's the fire?
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Got f
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The Will and Moody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Brow Now, look, you haven't seen this yet? No, I
know you're a fan. That's so I'm gonna I'm gonna
play it for you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Dakota Johnson Coda. John's a great actress. Absolutely. Why are
we also worried about this?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, look, button push you Tommy had to sign in
on a couple of accounts to actually view the footage.
I didn't realize it was that raw. It's an ad
like she's done an ad for Calvin Klein. Okay, she's
done an ad for Undies. Okay, okay, yeah, So why are.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We doing this?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why are you making me watch someone in underwear live
on radio?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
This is just a big bear trap, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
That's why Analysa is here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You can, But why are you purpose because you gonna
watch it at the same time as analy's you need
to give the context of what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
All right, Okay, so you've got I've.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Got an idea. Office. It's not just watch Woody watch
Dakota Johnson in underwear. I mean it's that will be
the TikTok video, which I think Dars is going to make.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But but I think I think we're gonna talk about
something else about the video.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So it's her lying down on a couch. She's on
the phone to manager or something.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
She just read a script, okay, and she's talking about
the fact that she loves the part. She then hangs
up the phone and then she kind of just cavorts
around her apartment in jocks.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, so you're going to.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
See it on your screen now, Analyst, you're going to
see it as well, so you can watch at the
same time. Starts with a shot of her feet, very Tarantino.
All right, here we go, Tommy fire away.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Hi, I just finished.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I think I like her. I mean, I really like her.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
She's so.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Mild.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't even know how to shoot that.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
But I'm down.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Lost her top?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
All right? Are we?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So you get the idea?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Why would you?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It just feels weird the.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Sorry, it just feels weird that they're by promoting by
promoting underwear, but she's often in only half of the underwear.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
She got the jocks on.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Anyway, Look, I thought it was interesting because she she's
what do you find interesting about this will?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What did you think analys female?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I thought she looked amazing and she was really empowering
her body.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Definitely the words out of my mouth.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Now just get it, just grow up, grow up. I
think it was I think it was shot really well.
I think it was. I think it was good lighting.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's why we love Calvin Klein, Like Calvin Klin ads
are amazing.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Has done a Calvin Klein ad?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Marky Mark, Yeah, Mahlburg, Old Mohlberg, David Beckham, I'm sure so.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Justin Bieber Yeah, baba.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Anyway, I wanted to ask the audience this question because
she's doing a number of things in the ad which
I think that only a woman could do sexily.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Snooker, yeah, she's playing pool nude, Yeah I could basically nude.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
She's well on his not top.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So I just think because because a friend of mine
actually famously on one of his first dates with his partner,
he ended up back at her place and she said,
do you want to play strip?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Prince Harry very good?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And he was like great, sounds fun, and then about
halfway in she was a much better pool player.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Than him.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He lost his jocks very early on, and he was like,
just it was just the like the most unattractive.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Thing I could possibly do. Yeah, sure, very very quickly.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And I think there's one example of something that women
can do and it's fun and it's sexy when men
try and do it. Not fun because not sexy because.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
She kind of dances as well. She jumps on a bed.
I think I could make a jump onto your bed sexy.
I think jumping on a bed and trying to make
that sexy is a lot easier than playing pool nude.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yes, I agree, unless is there anything that you think
women could do sexy that men can't?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Eat?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
A burger?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh ah, I disagree agree with eating in general, because
I mean the other thing in that Dakota Johnson ad
there's a bit that Reddit's kind of losing it over,
which is her she just hoes.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Into a pomegranate, like a whole pomegranate.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, she eats a pome it like the wrong way, right,
You should scoop it out with a spoon or whatever
and then put it in a nice salad with some
TAINI maybe she does eat the pomegranate like a burger.
Which if a man was eating that, it would be awful.
It would go in his beard and it would look disgusting.
She makes it look amazing. Yeah, you think you could
eat a pomegranate?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Sexy?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Are you really just lining yourself up for a web
series right here?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Even honesty though, Pool, I agree, there's just no way
I'm getting into sorts of positions that no one needs
to see me in. Okay, jumping on a bed and
eating things. I think I could. I think I could
turn that around.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Let's talk to the phones.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay, you can have a little bit more of a
think about it over the song if you'd like to.
What can women do sexily that men can't? Okay, I'm
gonna say calling a taxi always looked really sexy on
like Sex and the City for some reason, just the
woman strutting down New York and high heels mend to
jump around and look like little monkeys put in the head.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I think about like.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Dialing it yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Carrie was always just.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Like yeah, nice, very sexy.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So that that add the Dakota Johnson's done for Calvin
client where she is in a state of undress. Sure
she's showing off the Calvin climbs, but often she's missing
one half of the undies they're playing that on television.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Maybe it might be an online things. Anyway, somehow it
came into my feed this morning. Not sure how, but
ruined algorithm.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Strange random things.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Any I was watching it and there's her playing Pool,
and I was thinking to myself, that looks great.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
She looks great by the way she looks amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't really rate her as an actress, but in
this she was amazing. I wanted to know, are there
things that women can do sexually that guys can't?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Because Pool is top of the list for me.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Ride a horse? Never seen a man ride a horse
in a sexy way?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You haven't seen Vigo Mortenson in Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I disagree, believable, he's never You didn't mention nude, You
just said ride a horse.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I was like, are you joking?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Damien Oliver's fur is.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
In the voice. I can't come on, but yeah, give
give me a crack.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Also shout out to Dami, we love you work, mopping
just any anything where.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Sorry, which you don't have to rethink your answers because
you put them all through the prism of nude.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
What Dakota was half nude?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Well, and I asked analyst the question as well that
before we go to matt first six five, By the way,
what can women do sexily that guys can't?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
When there's something like on a top shelf, and they can,
women can reach for it and make it look really
hot like guys can't reach that.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It Actually it flips back on you, doesn't it, because
then you've got to try and reach it, and that
becomes a bit of a nick.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Thettle have to do yes, because you don't want to
get the ladder either.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Example putting your hair Actually, quick.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Question for your analyst.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
If I am in a situation where I can't get
something because it's too high? Am I better to Am
I better to get on tiptoes and or jump?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Or am I better to get the ladder straight away?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I think the ladder really little jumps.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Which the ladder is humiliating, not as bad as you
jumping and failing to reach.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The same option.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, that's a good one. I like that one for me.
Thirty one and six five Can women do sexually that
guys can't want to be? On the phone?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Guys look very intense on the phone generally speak hid
in the office. They've got the one head, the one
ear piece in look, which is a shocking look where
I think women just look good on the phone.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
What about removing glasses to make a point? Do you
think men fully clock.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Removing glasses to make a point? Can men do that sexually?
I think women do that.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I think analys saying men can do that sexually?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Clark, can you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
That's true?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You push your Tom just took his. Matt's called on
thirty six. I've Matt, what can women do sexually that
guys can't?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Matt? Are you there?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
We'll come back to you, Matt. I've got another one
here for you. Hit me running.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I think a man can leave you in Harry's I
was run oh in the marathons. Yeah, man, I see
that's the epitome.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So you're a bit caught up in that world, which
I think that's the menisphere. And I think you guys, yeah,
you guys all rich on yourselves. Sam's called on thirteen
one and sixty five.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Sam, are you guys?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
By Sam? What can women do sexier than men?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Wash cars?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
God got your booty going, you know, sexually and she's
looking at you or something like that with the bubbles
coming down.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
He or she turns around and uses her boots and.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you take it.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yep, No more comments.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Very good? Uh what's that good play to audio? There
but the car wash, Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know's go to Matt mats As we move on
to Mat mat Man.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, we got your Maddie.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What can women do sexily that men can't?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
The more I think about it, the less sexy it's getting.
But I think that limbo would be very very unattractive
from a male's perspective.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Nude or like fully closed. I'm just asking the question.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Would we are on a journey gaining forgiveness from some
celebrities that we've wronged in the past.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Will and Woody's taste of forgiveness.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Now first on the list here is long list, very long,
last long with the rest of our careers to get
through that list. First on our list is Ian Huey Hewartson.
He was the first guy to cook outside very iconic
Australian midday TV chef For this.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Dish, you need the freshest herbs possible. I've got a
bit excited here actually, I think.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I've got enough for about three hundred people, expecting a
lot of people around for lunch.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
I think I know I'm darting around.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
A bit here, but you know, excuse me for that.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I'm trying to do ten things at once.
Speaker 11 (10:51):
If inside, make sure that your smoke alarms turned off.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Huey's cooking adventures will it was a big deal. Extraordinary
was a big deal. It's stopped Australia.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
We accidentally gillly killed him.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
We were making a sushi roll and we didn't check
his allergies properly.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Juey did to come and try our wock and waldwoods.
We need a professional opinion, and you've.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Been out making him of course. Okay, so Hughie might
be allergic to these crustaceans.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh no, and I died.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I'll sue you.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Did, su Us and we settled.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
We didn't settle the friendship, which is more important to us.
So we've both just had sleepless nights over the last
it was eight years ago. Eight years ago. We want
to redeem ourselves. So I've had the idea to cook
for him again. It's a bit of a gamble, given
that we can't really cook between us and hue Will
not know this. We're going to tell him we're cooking
him a burger and we're just going to serve him
(11:49):
up with the new macus Bernet's burger because that that
bad boy's delicious.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
He knows we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yes, he's waiting by the phone, I assume because.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
He remember that we almost killed him. Did that come
up at all?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Well, I didn't know whether to mention it or not.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Oh, I's see what happens. So I've got his number.
He's expecting.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Hello, Is that Hueye is outstanding? I'm Hueye. This is
Will and Woody here, mate.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Okay, I guys, Oh are you Hueye. That's a bit
of a shock to get you bring me up? What
you spit short of time to fill in your show?
Are you?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 7 (12:31):
You?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
You are always welcome on our show. So you do
remember us ian.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I do the last time I remember you tried to
poison me.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah, you do remember that.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yes, you're hoping not forgotten what we were.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
A little bit and and sorry again about that.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Hue Hey, Huey, we'd we'd done.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
We'd love to make make it up to you, all right, Well,
we're talking about maybe cooking for you.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Ah oh joy, that sounds so excited.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Well, you've had one shot at poisoning. I suppose we
should give you another shot. We finished the job, but
that's what it's called.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Just for us, Hueye.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We just can't get past the fact that you know,
we we we wanted to impress you so much we
almost killed you. Yeah, so we just thought cooking for
you again could could ensure that we're on good terms.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
No, you, I think you're talking about that cooking for
me again? Is I will definitely never forget you.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
And that'd be nice to We would obviously both love that.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
So what wonderful culinary delights? Am I looking forward? Or
is it a secret?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Um? We think about maybe cooking you a burger just
because we can't do much.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And you can't miss that up to No, exactly, that's
what we thought.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
All right, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
You're happy to receive a burger, Hueie?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Did you notice it was a dead style?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I did, thought we lost you, thought we lost you?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Happy to look at your burg whether another?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
That's fair?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
And actually I've got a bitter idea. You guys can
do the taste this first.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, our ideal and just confirming your your your dietaries.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
It's just no crustaceans, that's.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Right, So no lobster burgers. Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
At no where is it all a lot of that away.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I am really really looking forward to this, right, did
I hear that? Sounds with great enthusiasm?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yep, we can, we can, we can hear it mate,
you sound genuine. I love it all right, well mate,
expect to be at the grill.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I'm looking forward.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Thanks guys, Thanks so much, made Biel.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Why, I think that went pretty pretty well. I mean,
he's not excited at all about it, no, fair enough.
I can't tell whether he still doesn't like us or
not like that.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Also, ye, whether he's going to be like, hey, great guys,
can't be so And he kept doing those little jokes
about it.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Yeah, yeah, very much. It didn't on air hui there.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I think he was kind of be hinding how he
really feels about us.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Ye, who knows to make sure he doesn't bring his
own knives?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
All chefs?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Do they know?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's the only profession that get knives for the airport.
Do they really know?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Try the new bistro Burnet's Angers Strange at McDonald's available
for a limited time only, will.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And would.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
On any night out with your partner, doesn't matter what
it is.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I was at a weekend, sorry, a wedding on the weekend.
It happened to me a little bit dusty. So at
some point in the night, your partner is going to
say to you, doesn't matter which one it is, male, female, whatever,
they will say, I'm going to go home, but you
should stay. We've all been on the receiving end of that.
(16:15):
Maybe a lot of us have given that. Now here's
what I want to know. On thirteen one oh six five,
When your partner says to you you should stay, do
they really mean it or is that like a bit
of a bit of a wink or almost like a challenge,
And like I'm saying you should stay, but what I'm
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really saying in my eyes is come home with me.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I'd like you to come home with me.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Are you asking me?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well, so I will be asking you, but I'm asking
everyone listening. Thirteen one oh sixty five. It happened to
me on the on the weekend, ten thirty pm. My wife,
she organized a taxi, she said you should stay. I stayed.
Now I passed this information onto my mate Pete. I
was like, now I'm going to stay. And Pete had
this conversation with his wife where it was like I
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think I think we're going to stay. His wife said yeah, yeah,
you should stay. Then when we walked them to the cab,
there was something weird happened Will because they both paused
at the car and it was like, well, I thought
I thought we'd discussed this pause.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
They paused as if to think like, well, you're coming
in on.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I feel like there was a pro conversation where you
guys both said you should stay, And because of that
small pause, I'm now just wondering, like, do you ever
actually mean it when you say you should stay?
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Now?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Will Now your friend Pete, Yeah, he's Pete.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Hell O, No, I don't need to say that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Could be any Pete, could be Pete Sampress, could be
any Pete.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
So I'm interested because any Pete is a lot older
than you.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, and you would have thought that he would have
ironed that out, given that he's been probably married for
a very long time.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
But he used to be falling into the same trap as.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'm sure men all around the world continue to until
the day they die if they're in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The funny thing was, so Pete sampress. So he came
back in with me. We hit the dance.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Did you talk about his rivalry with Agacy?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
A lot of that? Check, a lot of that.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Check.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
We got on the dance floor and I could just
see the guild all over his face.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
And so half an hour later.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
More importantly, who hits a dance floor with Pete? Ellia said, no, one.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Had a great time.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Half an hour later, Let go to a dance move
just earlier.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
It does a bit of a bob twisting points.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, yeah, twisting point anyway, he went on half an
hour Yeah, i'sgot the guilt.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I stayed the court.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I feel like sem and I thirteen one and six five.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
By the way, if you've got something to say on this,
when your wife says you should stay, do they really
mean it? Good that we can attack this from both
sides of the fence. Really, because we've got the what
men think, but then also what women think. I would
love to hear a female Okay, seven, I had a
really bad one of these early on in our relationship.
Where she said I think you should stay where What
she meant was please come home with me. And then
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I got home and then she was like, I thought
I told you. And then and then she said to me, oh,
I really wanted you to come home with me. And
I was like, well, that sucks. I'm not going to
read your mind. And she was like, yeah, it's totally
fair enough. I won't do that again. So we haven't
really had that problem.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Because we coveted.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Well, it's a pretty important one to cover off, I think,
because it really is. I've been in previous relationships with
this has been an ongoing issue where they want to
seem like cool or flexible or whatever in front of
me or their friends or whatever it is. And I'm like,
I don't think like I'm with you, Like I'm choosing
to be with you. If you want me to come home,
I'm happy to come. I can also stand up for myself.
By the way, if you say I don't, I mean,
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you can't sound up for yourself.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
And Mim would be very aware of that. Oh she
owns you. But that's fine. That's how you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
That's your dynamic. Whereas if Sam said to me, Sam
said to me come home. If Sam said to me,
I come home and I didn't want to come home,
I would also feel comfortable to be like, I want
to stay for a bit longer.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
It's like, just we're adults, right, We're all in charge
of our own feelings.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Ye, And I feel like this is a cowards fine
topic and I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
So I should have had this conversation in private with
my wife. Maybe have you take it? So I just
started shooting that maybe she wanted me to come.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Was she angry that she didn't make it?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
No, she she wasn't.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But I drunkenly came home at the time, the twelve
thirty one o'clock. The bus picked us up at midnight,
so I wasn't on that late. But then I drunkenly
couldn't figure out the code to the door. And then
I tried to I tried to open.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
There was a slider issue. Well, there was a.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Sliding door into the on sweet bathroom. I was sliding
the TV off the wall thinking it was the.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Sliding wow TV wop, and then I had the gall.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In the mornings, our four month old baby was in
the room as well, and I had the gall The
next morning to go like, because I was just out.
You know, we've had a few drinks. She just le
out right. I woke up and I was like, amazing,
Murf slept through the night.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
It was like, hell, dare you well?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Fair to sat? Took mur for a big walk that morning.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
So wow.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
So look thirty one o six five she did say
though you should say she mean it?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Do you mean it when you say that International Women's
Day yesterday? Don't worry. We can blame the chicks again.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
I didn't want a gender this. I didn't want to
do this. I was the same partner I was saying.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It says when your wife says you should stay, I
mean it. I didn't write that another woman.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
That's a copy and paste from the email this morning.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Why do they hate us? Woulds? Let's go to Mary
on or Marie?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I should say on thirty one sixty five, Mari, I'm
gonna sick with Marie?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Is it Marie Maury or Mary?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Mary?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
There you go. I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So, Mary, what are your thoughts if you said to
your partner you should stay on a night out, what
do you really mean?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I mean you should follow me home?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Okay? Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Is there is there a way can you can you
say it to me? Like, is there a way of
you saying it which would suggest that you don't really
mean it?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Is there a tone change or something?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Mary?
Speaker 7 (22:07):
I think it's more about my face or like my
body language. I think you can tell that. I don't
mean you should stay. But I don't want to ask
you to come.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
I want you to want to come.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You want me to want to come? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Is black magic?
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Very I can't have.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I cannot.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
What's your face doing?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Like, what what's the what are the facial facial moves
or gestures that.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I should be looking out for in this situation.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
No smiling, I think is a big okay.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
One okay, lack of smile okay.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So then Mary, in the situation, so say, if you're
my wife on the weekend, you do a no smile,
you should stay. I take that as just you've just
you've just said to me that I can stay.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Am I in trouble when I get home?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Do I be honest?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Honest?
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I guess man, it's not like you're in trouble. I'm
just disappointed.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Like to come home with me? It's even worse.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Thanks so much for your honesty. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
So I'm rid of those women in my life.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yes, like I'm glad. I'm sorry I phrase that like
I'm glad I'm no longer in a relationship with a marror.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
You figured that out. You, you and your partner.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You can be like that. Don't you think that's just
that's a shocking way to be, honestly the person what
you want?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, analyse If you're in a relationship, yes,
and you know she might be.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Are you in a relationship?
Speaker 7 (23:31):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Okay, thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
She wants to Keywi guys. By the way, if your
kew it's interested, or if you're Disco Lines.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yes, Australian Disco Lines us okay, anyway you're in a
relationship with Disco Lines, Yes and no and no doubt.
Mister Lines wants to stay because he's for can I
can imagine that, mister Lines would He.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Never leaves, Disco Lines never leaves. It's time for one more.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
So, mister Lines says to you. You have a chat
with him, and you go you should stay? Yeah, what
do you really mean?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think I'd be like, you should stay? But if
I'm like, if I'm just going home because I'm tired,
you should stay.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
You should stay.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But if I'm going home because I'm unwell, and I
say you should stay, I mean I would like him
probably come home.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Why do you just ask him to come home? Then?
Because he's disco lines and you respect the hell out
of it exactly you want to have. Oh, that's that sucks.
Scooter's called okay, called thirteen one and six five. That's
that's a shame. That that's a that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah, and for disco, you're already are cool?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I feel friendly? Yeah, Scooter, you feel for disco?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Well, Disco is confused in trouble tub when he gets home,
if he ever.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Gets gone for a month, Scooter, Scooter.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
We're good, mate, We're a bit confused, but we're good.
What are your thoughts on this?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Mate? When I was younger, if she said I'm going
how you can stay? I would have come home for
two days. Twenty five years later, if she's come home,
I'm already in the car before.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
It's a maturity.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Think skirt a good call, I skirt bit of wisdom
from you. My friend Amy has called Amy no one.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I'm sure that wasn't disco lines, sounds of the world.
Imagine he sounds amy?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What are your thoughts if you if you stay to
your partner, you should stay?
Speaker 5 (25:29):
What are you really saying.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
You should? Bloody say so I can guess a piece
of wire at home?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
What was that? Sorry?
Speaker 10 (25:37):
So I would say I'd like to go against every
other female. But when it means stay, it means stays.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh you're actually you actually want to go home alone?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, see that's healthy. That's healthy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So then let's just let's just live in a world
where you're going out with mister lions, just go lines
and then he doesn't come home for three days.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Where does that sit?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Then that that's gone a bit beyond this, I'll be
hunting him down.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
You're hunting him down. Yeah, no one can find lines.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, I ateed a relationship like that woman said to
me today, didn't come home until she's still waiting. Gen
Your producer Analys's in the studio defending gen zs.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
We want to find that which generation is most out
of touch?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Line it's will and woodiest je.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Well, just to get our tails up.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
God, she's looking at my screen and that's why you've
got gen z cheats your cheats.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I did cheat.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I wasn't even looking cheat. My eyes were glazed over.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
There's no joy in cheating. Yeah, and that's also what
you do, you glaze over and focus.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
A glazed donut, now, analy you definitely you're like a
glaze donut.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Wow, that's something else, but that's okay, that's skincare. But oh,
a glazed donut is like when you like, you look
like a glazed donut. It's such a good thing.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You want to look like a glazed donut.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, she couldn't be more on the money.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Really, Yeah, you want to us this will look like
a glazed donut. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It looks like a cinnamon doughnut.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I don't know what that means. Hey, guys, come on,
come on, it's getting no sleep.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I know it's International Women's.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Day yesterday, but it's actually Sunday.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It is a man's world. And you're offending me and you've.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Lost five seconds ago. But Annaly's back on you. Come on,
so I'm trying last week? Yeah, I mean this has
popped off online. Go and see it, William? What do
you TikTok? Instagram?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
You didn't know this very popular theme.
Speaker 12 (27:42):
Oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
You know it though familiar, I feel like I am familiar.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I almost want to go say the Castle.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
The Castle, in the Castle in the Working Dog movie.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Sorry, this song is from the Castle.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
You just can't write this.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Can you remember the evil Medieval? Can you remember? Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I know what it is.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Now go on.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
Indiana Jones played by Oh God, wait, so she got
over and gave a great speech recently at the Actor Awards.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Indiana Jones.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
He's one of the biggest actors of our generation.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
God.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I wanted to say Daniel Craig, but it's not that guy.
It's a guy I know who he is because he
did a really funny into Ryan Gosling. He has any
in that show with Jason Siegel.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Now did you have a cook on for us? Did you?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I have an influence of.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Moving on? All right, one more for us?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Then she walked into the so good.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Oh god, when does this become bullying? We don't know. Now,
let's go, let's do one more here, one more here
for you? All right? Here we go have listen what
is this from.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
The Milk Man The paper Boy TV?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Then I get to live in here somebody telling them, please,
what is that from?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Wow? The Milkman, The Milkman, The Milkman? Maybe like a
TV show where the wife has an affair with the milkman.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Oh jeez, I to watch it, but no, no, okay?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Is it like a TV show?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (29:39):
So awful house?
Speaker 12 (29:47):
You know.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
The producer told her.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
No way she got.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Where did you get that from?
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Somewhere?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I know this song from TikTok.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
As people to call it. There from a small town.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
There is a follow up question here which might be
hard to answer, but have you got something that haunts
you when you go home? It's kind of like every
American movie from the nineties and early noughties that you've seen.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
They're from a small town.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Something bad happened or embarrassing happened to them in that town.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
They left the town, they haven't been back.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
They become very success success in New York, and as
soon as they go back home, yeah, the same person
they were when they grew up.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
If anyone, if anyone's in The Red or read the
book The Dry or the movie The Dry Eric Banner
readid it recently similar exactly?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That maybe best friends with Royland Reynolds better for our audience.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Same thing that was a big movie.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
She's an Australian author.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
How do you yeah, Jane Harper, Jane happen now right now.
So if you are from a small town, have you
got something that maybe you did? There's embarrassing that haunts
you when you go home. You know, maybe you hooked
up with the butcher's son. And every time it's wrong
with the butcher's son. I don't know nothing wrong. I
mean just that, like every time you go back and
get a piece of meat with your kids, you'll be like,
(31:14):
oh god, here he is, Darryl, I saw you. Yeah exactly. Yeah,
we were those jokes. Yes, yes, and there'd be a
lot of jukes. You never order sausages. Put it that
way now, it's good, Oh, analyst, don't laugh at that.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Go up, I'm grown.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Continue, I'm grown now.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
The reason I'm bringing this up is because Oscar Piastre. Obviously,
if you're the if one of the recount I know
it's a bit the news is a little bit old now.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
But was he coming back to Melbourne? Big for him?
He's from Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
We're talking about the F one on the weekend crashed
out before he even got to the starting grid.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
This is what Albert Park did not want to see.
Oscar Piastree on the laps to the Gride has lost
it and sustained its significant damage to his car.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
And she seems it appears that no one, no f
on driver from Melbourne can pull it off in Melbourne
or let's just say Australia, but they can't do it.
We got Australia's Grand Prix exactly. So thirteen one oh
six five. Have you got something that haunts you when
you go home?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Got me here? He's called up Maya off the bat.
You you're from a small.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Town, Mayor, Yes, I am there something that haunts you
when you go back home?
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Well, my from Salacudo.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
My mom pretty much just done every single job known
to man.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
She's currently an ambulance driver now.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
And so every single person knows me and I probably
haven't even met half the town.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Oh that would be they would get annoying.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And do they always compare you to your mum like
it it's unimpressive.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
You can't do every job one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
And now that I've got a daughter, they know my
daughter too, so it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
You'd feel like will all over Australia. He's a big
deal and he hates it. He's a big celebrity.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Shut up, thanks the core, Mayw.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I just step into your shoes though for a while.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Will.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
It's tough. I can't get a coffee, mate, can't get
a coffee.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
What he said to me today?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I didn't know what you said. You wear disguises now
to gigs. I said that you should. You wear a
fake beard and you wear sunglasses. Oh, I said, I tough, mate.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
It's foolishly.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
When I was about eleven years old, there was some
wet cement out the front of my parents house.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Classic and I was eleven. I was eleven.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I just wanted to say it again anyway, it's very silly.
It's very silly. I drew a pair of breasts in
the conquer grow up and I was eleven, and everyone
and my mom, my mom found out it was me.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
And so every time we've walked past that, my mom's
got a great tisk on her. Oh she does just before.
The tisk was deafening, like the whole of Hawthorne. He's
heard that tisk every time, every time, every time we
walked out in.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Front of the house.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Are they still there?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
That's they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I always used to find it funny with the wet cement.
I mean it's like the people who do it that
they're no. It's like as soon as there is wet
cement and yeah, red signs they put signs up around
the tape red rag to a bull. When you see
the signs like it identifies it more. But the funniest
thing that I always saw was when kids would write
their name and often someone you'd see a line through
the name and then they tried to go for a phone.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Sorry, mate, Ans is in here, and antly he's actually
from a small town. Give me that John Dender again, please,
I mean, let's see it because anthemy, you were harmonizing
with this before give it?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Give it?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That was really bad zone from a small town.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Two.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, nice, something to haunts you when you go home.
Spinner for Australia when.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I was when I was.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
When I was in year seven, I it was like
the Swimming Sports Awards presentation and I had zoned out
during the presentation and so I heard my name.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I came third, but when I heard my name, I
thought they were announcing the winner. So in front of
the whole school. I got up and I collected the medal,
and my best friend won, and so she didn't know
what to do, and the teacher had to come up
and say, analyst, you didn't win, and had to take
the medal off me, and then they had to go
take the group photo.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
You did what zooland it is?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I did exactly Australian Next Top Model thing as well,
yeah it was more seven.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I was like, just it's hard to return to school
each day.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Were on the map? Well yeah it would have though.
People would have you for the wrong reason, for the
wrong reason.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Why did you return to school?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Not that that's not evident.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Well, no, I did return to school and then I
got Age Champ three years in a row, so.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I came back motivated you and you go right on top,
right on top athlete.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Amy's good? Amy, Hey boss?
Speaker 6 (35:45):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
You're from a small town.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
I am from a very small town.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Well let's start with where you're from, because we haven't
had a cha like ballack.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
It's a very small town in digital.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Okay, okay, sounds beautiful and why what what haunts you there?
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Technically?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Won't?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Are you calling from like Bolack now, because you are
dropping in and out. Unfortunately, in my reception, I.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
Still live in a small town, just not the same one.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I think we've got you, so we're going to stay
with you. What I'm gonna try one more time?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
My pe teacher and my dad got into a punch
on at.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
The pub and.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
I had to go and expat to the six other
kids in my years.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And we lost her half.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
But I think that was enough, got half of I
think that was enough.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I mean, I think we're all really glad that she
just didn't say pe teacher and then cut out again,
like we've got enough context for that to.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Be above for that was the entire story.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
That was it teacher going to punch up with their dad.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Yeah, who won the fight?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
That's where all the money is.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Who won the fight? We got it, Amy, Amy, who
won the fight?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
My dad? My dad won the fight?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
That so why so why doesn't haunt you though? Amy?
You go back there? The pe teacher's still there?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
No, he got fired?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
What's the fire?
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Got f
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