June 17, 2026 • 40 mins
- What does your partner insist they're good at?
- Real or Fake Text
- Phone Alone
- Pick a sexy character for Woody's date night?
- Girl Lingo
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The will M.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Woodrow.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, so I'm going to start off with one so
thirteen one oh six y five. I'd like people to
call if your partner insists that they can do something
on their own.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Arguable might get a little bit about.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Proud about the fact that they do this thing on
their own, but actually they're in desperate.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Need of your help.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, my wife is very guilty of this, great, very guilty,
and I'm sure you'd be guilty of that as well.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't know if MIM's available to call, but maybe
we get mid doesn't he teach with the kids.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So the reason I'm bringing this up is you know
that recently I've tried to I'm in the middle of
refurbing out my studio at the back of our house.
Great awesome, very exciting. Yeah, we can do our recording
out there. It's looking good, awesome. Everything was looking good
until it came to the chairs.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You rejected my chair. Sorry, I wasn't going to bring this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Up, but you got it for twenty dollars from seventy
seven from A seven from a sale in a country.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Town antique shop from Emerald. Sorry, and then you not
only did you reject my chair.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But then you your wife.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Your wife made me come and pick it up and
drop it back at my own house. I don't know
what to do with that chair, but go you sed
toll got it. Well, it's in the it's under the house,
it's in my dungeon. Thinking it's a shocking chair. Anyway,
so I had to go and get the chairs. So
I was like, you know what, I'll splash out. I'll
get the boys some new chairs that we can bring
you to splash out mister no budget, right, I was like,
(01:49):
who cares, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Go for it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Got the company credit card, guys a limit.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't so I started to think.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I told you, mate, I spent nearly ten thousand dollars.
I'm like, oh my anyway, no, so no, So I
went and.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Got this chair. I called you about that. I called you.
I thought it was one thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So I got the chairs, right, Yeah, So I got
these two new chairs. They look good on the website
when I.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Ordered them in.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
They come in a flat pack. Now, I want to
start by saying, normally, when I do anything esthetic in
the house. I take pride in it, but it often
is heavily filtered by sem of course, no, don't do that,
or I probably not.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Maybe we should look over here.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Or good idea, honey, but you know, maybe not, you know,
like And eventually, when I looked around the house in hindsight,
I've realized that I actually haven't made any decisions around
the house.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And she's made them all and made me feel like
I've made them.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Which is really smart, really smart, really good, and the
house looks great and the house was good as a
result of that.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Anyway, so I go online. I find these chairs. They're
flat packed. They rock up six boxes.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
The delivery driver on the way drags one of them through. Pooh,
so bad. Start should have known he's sitting on the
front porch. I'm like, this chair smell anyway, it was
just the box. They were out in the studio for it.
Couldn't clean the cardboard sit and cardboard.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Goes very hard to get out. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I had to unpack them, yeah, pack them all, get
them all going on, put them all together. Took me
a while. Your own chair a couple of days. You
can pay someone to do that if you paid so.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Much no budget, My god, here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You just paid ten thousand dollars. Mate, I just build
a frozen lego. I'm pretty sure I can build a chair.
So I'm building the chair, build both the chairs. Pretty
happy with them. But then I'm also looking at them,
going they might be a little bit big.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah yeah, did you measure them?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It was more of a look thing anyway, So they're
too big. But the reason I got the chairs is
the company had a great return policy on them. Sure, yeah, okay,
So anyway, looked at the chairs, took a look at them,
sat in one of them, actually felt one of them
give way a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And I was like, oh god, the chairs, And no,
it could have been your building though, let's be honest.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Sem came in and she was like, I told you that,
and I was like, don't worry about it, honey, I've
thought about this. They've got a great return policy. I
just have to send them back skimmicle. Yeah sure, call them, yeah,
find out in order to return the chairs.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is what they do. This is what they all do.
I do not know this, yeah yeah, yeah, in order
to return the chairs.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
And by the way, these guys advertise themselves as very
environmentally friendly company. In order to return the chairs, I
had to wrap each individual part of the chair in plastic.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Didn't you keep the plastic that from the package already
gone to the tip with that?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh well there's your there's your problem, mate, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Just thirty meters of glad rap. Later, thirty meters of
glad glad rap.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Had to individually wrap each of the chairs. They suggested
glad rap I have. It's taken me two days, so
I've had a five day turnaround on these chairs. And
all the while Sam has just been watching me. It
hasn't lifted her fingers, She's done nothing. She's watched me
wheel the boxes in covered in shit, unpack them your mistakes, unpack, rewrap,
(04:48):
and then put them out in the front again.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's so clearly your job. I think that's totally fair enough.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, I just reminded me that I can't do this
and I can't do it on my own. But I
realized again that there's something that she does that's not
my lane. And I think there are a lot of
people out there whose partner think and this held up
a mirror to me, and it's holding a mirror, a
lot of people listening right now. And maybe it's your
partner who thinks that they can do this thing, but
in hindsight you realize.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They can't do it. It's the same as when we go.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Whenever we go on a plane, I always feel like
I pull my weight on the plane.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No packing, Oh, you know, trust you to pack, you overpack? No,
but I can't pack.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Like there's a lot of stuff that I don't do,
but I feel quite proud around it. But if in
hindsight I look back at the mind, I didn't do
anything there, especially not with the kids.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I imagine with the kids coming in now, you would
do absolutely nothing there. You'd probably have thrown some togs
or something and.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Be like, I've done my bit.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, I don't pack anymore. Yeah, good good, Which is
a good move.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Good move.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So thirteen one O six five, what does your partner insist.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
They can do on their own, but they actually need
your helpful.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So my wife she always, and I don't know why,
after so many years have been together, she still goes
for this, but she always thinks she can get the
zip at the back of her dress and I watch,
I'll watch for a while and it's pretty funny and
she's reaching back and it's.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Just I just watching it, like just ask me.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, you know you can't do it, You can't do
it on your own. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, I have
the same Yes, I know it's either the same thing
with sandwich computers. She tried to sput it might just
just just let me ask anything. I can't get a
hand with the Wi Fi password.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
There, no, I've got this. She gets a coat hanger.
Shener does a coat hanger and tries to hook a
thirteen one six y five?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
What does your partner insists they can do on their own,
but they actually need you for Joe was telling me
before her dad with the barbecue.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh I never asked for help.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but just gets out there with the tongs. Yeah yeah, yeah,
never done any of the prep.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's the same with the jerky, Like he'll he'll bring
us jerky and be like, I've made all this amazing
handmade jerky, but.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Mum did it all certain things.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think is a man that you can get quite
proud about, which my partner is underniably better at one
of them.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Navigation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh yeah, if I'm driving and she's like oh, do
you need a hand with the naba, mate, don't worry
about it. I't know which way to go. Yeah, She's like,
I'm right here, not doing anything. Yeah, no, no, no,
I've got it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah. And then when you know, you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Minutes past the entry point and one of your kids
is screaming, yeah, yeah, that's when you've got to put
your hand up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
But you never do I actually, well, well yeah no,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You never do not like that. I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm not good at asking for help. But then on
the flip side, ye oh no, this is probably mean
as well. Building a fire. I get a bit proud
around that very much. When we were camping, a little
bit proud around that I wasn't allowed touch the fire. No,
but you're an awful man.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
But in terms of man so in terms of like,
in terms of like no, it's true that like a
bit of a jump, no, in terms of like your
manly ability those sorts of things. So gardening, I always
say tomm like, I've just leave this and the outdoors
is the outdoors is me. And she was like, I
think because she's always like I'm the finer touches, you're
the grunt and I'm the finer touches, and I was like, actually,
I'm versatile in the garden.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I can do it all. So I got a hedge trimmer.
There is still a hole in our hedge where I
just went.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Too deep and it went so deep that it will
just never grow back.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm not allowed to trim head Jenny really.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, yeah no, that was actually a thing with my
parents as well, because my dad was very happy with
the headge treamers.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I just a.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Little bit, yeah, yeah, a little bit more. It's a
game of restraint. Head streaming.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You keep eating up.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Side, Yeah, it's a game of restraint. I'm banned from that.
I'm banned from the printing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, hard. Yeah, just stick to the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Let's got to Mary Anne here, Mary Anne, your husband
want admit he needs help with something.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
He's actually my partner.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But yes, color boys, thanks for calling.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He actually said he would build a barley heart. He said,
you know, taking a week a year later, do you
filter it? And then he realized it was too low,
so then he had to get special stirrups to jack
it up, and then he said, oh, build a deck
around it. Six months later, it's still going on. It's
got wood everywhere, and he will not accept help at all.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What's he hoping to do in the barley hut out
in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Well, he lives off a lake, so I wanted to
have a barbecue and the world go by. But I
reckon work by December next you we might get the
the build.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Raby good for you?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Mary, Hey, Mary, can I ask you question? How did
he know that the hut was too small to lie?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Because when he stood up on the bearers, he touched
the raft.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's what I suspected.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I love her and that that's great bloodstars and it's
just going to stand up and it is head on
the roof, and I reckon he would have had a
moment where he's like people can just duck.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, well the vision right there. We've got to text
you from Joel, he said.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
My partner insists she can open jars when cooking pasta
one hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Why don't they Why do they try? And they do?
Are they trying on the big manly jukes over?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You just bring him over at look at these things.
Five seconds later she's bringing out two more. So she
doesn't cook pass without me being beside her.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
When she needs the source, I'll open the jars and
then she tells me to piss off.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There you go, fair that that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I think it's early on realizing that you can't do
it and you need and you need the help.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
My wife does it with when she's booking flights. She
cannot book flights alone. Really, well, we just I can't
work up.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
To the airport again and have a flight in the
wrong year.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's real or fake text?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Fourteen nine thirteen, one oh six five. I can't guarantee
it'll be read out. Woods is going to be guessing
this week. I'll be reading them out. Yes, first one here, okay.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
I.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Went on a date with this guy. Yeah, only to
realize that my mom went on a date with his
dad back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's not so outrageous really and really shouldn't be an
issue with them.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Moving forward to if I give some advice if that
is a real text having it's an issue not at all. Okay.
If I found out that my dad would be old.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
No, if I found out that my dad had been
hooking at with Michelle, that's the situation, right, that's MIM's mum.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh sorry, I thought it was that your dad had
been looking at with mim. I was like, no, yeah, no,
it's his mum.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, yea yeah, no issues with yeah, no issues being
said that. I know what this team is like. This
team's got a sick imagination. So I think that is
made up.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's a real text. Yeah kidding. Did they stay together?
Did they stay together?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Sorry, sorry to know more. That's that's wild. Go on, okay, yeah,
next text Brad from Epping here, Yeah, Brad, I agree
with you, Will, Timothy Shalla made nothing there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Made up?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Dating, made up?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Don't don't You're really gilded? Lily there with Brad from Epping.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
No text here, Pauline Hanson here someone called the fire
Brigade because I'm on fire, Pauline.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's funny, certainly funny.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Question is was that one of you guys who actually
sent that in?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, I don't think it was. That's made up. That's
a fake text. Well done well.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I prefer when Will doesn't talk about chairs and just
sits on them.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Shin, shin. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I don't think like I think your chat about chairs
was awesome. I don't there's any will where anyone texted
I think that's fake.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
That's a real text, brutal, savage feedback, savage feedback there
in the last twenty minutes, no more chair chat from
chat is out here.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Chat's out text here.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, I love you boys, but you remind me of
Hamish and Andy from wish dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
From wish dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't understand as in like, is that like an
Aldi Aldi version team version of Yeah, ouch um, I
think that's real because we've copped that a few times.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's a real text. Yeah, they said love you boys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, No, but that that is that is that is
praisiness with faint praise?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What's what's the damning with faint? You know you're starting
with and I love you to Yeah, fair enough, he's
the burn. God Will is a good broadcaster. Fake. No
one says that. No one says that fake. Not even
your parents say that. God what he's orange.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No one's saying that. I've tried, I try to have
less carrots. Now I'm having I keep it under four
underfore it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
By the juice.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Fake text. That's a fake text. Fake text, sure what
that's about, but fake text. One morning I woke up
to my dog right near my face. Yeah, he licked
my eye and I got an infection and had to
wear a patch for a week.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh thanks, shocking.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, real text, real text, real text from Marcus, from Marcus,
from Marcus.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Drinking, drinking, Tara, it was a fat question. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
This one's from Lachelle. Okay, Darmi him is a queen.
I'll think of that over the son. I'll think of
that over.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Just committed a.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Queen from Lachelle. That's not that's not a hookable. I'll
give you a hookable.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, that's that's made up. I think she is a queen.
I want to make that very cool. You want to
make that very clear.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
A real text. I just don't think anyone's talking about dummy. Wow,
there you go. He's a news cycle. Is it a
declared your cards? That was a real text.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Really, it's a real text.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You're making that up. No, it was a real text.
This it doesn't I'm not lying. No, the texting.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I was followed to my boyfriend's house by a guy
I used to see and found out because he messaged
my boyfriend my boyfriend's address.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But I thought, but I think anil is creat if
I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But it's the ex boyfriend follows the girl to the
new boyfriend's house and to prove that he has because
he wants to.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He wants to, like you know, obviously intimidate ruin their night,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He had messaged the current boyfriend and going, hey, this
is where you live, which which then which then allows
them to know that like I've I've I've followed you
and I know where you live.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's it's it's a it's a shocking move.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
So I think that's the way he's gone. I don't
know how intimidating it is.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I think I know you're hooking out with someone else. Now,
yeah that that's that's exactly got his number, I know him.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah yeah, you just don't do it. No, right off,
wash it away with the music every on music break?
What are your calves are? Tiny? Fake text? That's a
real text. No it's not. No, it's not it's from
Button Bush and Tom That that can't be. That's from
another time, another time. Wow, there you go. What do
(15:54):
you think? What do you think you're funnier than will?
Fake text?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's a real text, mate, I don't know. Three love
hearts after it as well, very love. Well, that's nice, but.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You were outside just checking what's the last three numbers
of that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Thirteen one oh six five If you'd like to text
to something outrageous wherever you like.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Here, really, I am enjoying.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This text here. Yep, I made a piece of art
in fifteen minutes. It's sold for seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I was about saying it sounds like my wife, but
she's good. She's quick, um, Jessy when they get.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Now, no, no art art can take as much or
a little as little time as possible, my friend, Um,
fake real?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Was it my wife?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Seven thousand dollars for fifteen minutes. That's good going.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But again, like like Poicasso used to say, it's the
hours and hours I've spent becoming the most amazing artist
in the world.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
We're not going to quote Picasso. And I don't think
you said that it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Was it was it was something like that. It was
something like that text here from Joe our producer's come up,
Will is sexy? Thanks for that? Whoa copying pasted that? Mate?
It's got your name there. That's a whole issue. You
can cross the line across the line.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I've got children, Oh, that is right, all right, strange, strange.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I need to go for a walk.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
But I say that you go for a walk and
cool off, joke, go and cool off.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Can I have the rest of the night off? Absolutely?
Not five minutes to cool off and then you can
come back.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Hey, fellas, just bought a few work drinks that dance.
Oh yeah, that's a real text. And I've got a
receipt claiming it's a taxable donation.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
How did you do that?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm interested. We need to call that person crazy. You
hang on hat were they buying it for a don't know,
for a work of it?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I don't know. I can't figure it out. Still don't
think that's a taxi.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
And they said drunk up boys drunk cup boys, and
they meant drink up.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Had a couple of sounds like a real text. All
those drinks. It's a real text. It's a real text.
I don't know how they've done it, but that's a
real text.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That's a real text. Great, I think my dog is
eating her own pooh.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I wonder why they think that, Like, do you think
that they're just they the average up? I don't think
they can do that, But why would you even suspect it?
You know, I mean like, that's why I'm thinking, Like
if there was a certain quota of books that you
were picking up a week and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
They started dropping and they're like.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Maybe yes or yeah, but that'd be other things that
I would like, God else, it disintegrates over time.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know. I'm not, but if you jump, there'll.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Be a lot to jump to the conclusion that my
dog's eating its own ship. It just doesn't seem right.
I'd probably all sorts of issues.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
They're pooing somewhere private, Maybe they've got a bit of
shame all of a sudden and they're going behind the tree.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, look, I want to follow up on that. All right,
we can follow up on that. I think should to
follow up on little camera at the back their house.
Final one here we didn't consent? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Audio packages have all been perfect link this week. Well
done boys. No sloppy packs.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Obviously I love Mark's baggages, our audio producer, marking, he
has a tight pack.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
But that's a made up No one sent that. That's
a real tea. Did Marks entered.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Along the.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Already con visits you're in the car with somebody else
before we get to the million dollar quiz Woodron.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, we decide is someone else actually there? Or are
you just putting on a very good voice?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Now? Will?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But usually we are very good at this. But I
do feel like and I'm loving this. People are going
about new tactics, new ploys, and and I love it
when people change the game.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I want to see it again. Today.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
We've got Dana here. Hello, Dana. Hello, Who are you
in the car with Dana?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
My mom, your mum? What's your what's your mum's name? Dana? Moya, Moya?
Where are you and Moya too?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
We are heading home together?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Lovely? Okay? Can I please talk to Moya? Hello?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hello, Moya. So Dana still lives in the family home.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Moya, Yes she does.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Are you Are you wanting to her to make the
move and branch out and get.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Her own place?
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What made you think that I was just asking the questions?
Wasn't a loaded questions? Moya? One of those days it
would be nice? Okay? Can I hear from Dana again?
This is becoming therapy. Yes, you're there, Dona.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
When are you going to move out? Dana? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
When I cared yeah, I think that's a fair enough answer.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
That's fair enough answer. Now, well, I mean I've heard enough.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I probably don't want to delve further into that issue
of whether she should move out.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
The two people, I absolutely think there are two real people.
Now you shop in the hit last week? Did I?
When you lost? It does sound like me? But but
but I think will when you fall off that horse? Yeah?
But why do you think they're two people? Give me something.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
There's just there was just some realism there from Moya
when she was struggling around the idea of wanting her
daughter to move out.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It was real.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There was there was there was there was depth to
the response. I think there is subtle differences between the
two of them, but I can.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Tell they related. What do you think, analyst, They're sorry, I.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
Think they're together. In real it was one person. But
then there was like this real yeah, the depth in
the thinking.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, it was also touched on something real emotionally.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Absolutely did for of them hit the hard cords. We
were willing to go. Yeah, back me and Day we
think Moya is real.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
And I'm sorry for bringing up the issue of you
staying for too long at the family.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Hut Ah good.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
We'll let you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Next weekend, me and my wife have organized a romantic
dinner into a night away and it's bloody exciting because
it's the first time since our second girl, Murphy was born,
that we're getting both the kids away for the night.
They're going to be with the grandparents and we're having
a night together, just the one night. So question mark
(22:41):
so so hopefully too, but it really depends on how
Murphy goes because she's going through that stage where she's
very clingy for mum and dad. So hopefully two nights. Definitely.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What are you going to do? Okay, glad you are.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So here's what I need I think some help with
from some women. Something that we've both started talking about
a little bit, just to make sure it's a really
fun and memorable night, is to go to the restaurant
at different times and from different places.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
To a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You were going to a restaurant first, okay, and then
we're going to stay somewhere for a night, but we
want to rock up to the restaurant at different times.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
This is just being toyed with at the moment as
different people.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So playing characters, yes, A role play your specialty.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And we've we've we've we've done it before, but I
don't think ever. Yes, I was I was Rupert, the
messus who gave a great massage and almost started taking
his job too seriously and was missing the point. But anyway,
I was asking to be a Swedish Swedish Lomulu.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Was Rupert Swedish. He was will you give me hello andage?
Where set up room? Or you want we have got
to the living room. I don't known I bring on table.
(24:13):
Oh you you asked for him. You asked for Ruthe
you asked for rue.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
The accident, yeah, just doesn't hit it, not at all.
But you asked for Rupert. And when I become Rupert,
that's not me doing an accent, that's me being Rupert. Okay, cool,
So that's what that was good.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That was fun though.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What was fun It was like that was very It
was laughing and it was it was really fun jo
it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
It was still fun and it was it was just
exciting and the spark was there.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Right, But this is the first time that we're both
going let's actually like dress up as different people rock
up at different times and like when we see each other,
let's meet each other.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh, so you're not going to dinner together. It's just
like I'm going to meet you at a bar.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wow, and then we will meet each other, and then
that is when we will meet each other's characters. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
So I've naturally, since that conversation with my wife, started
brainstorming about who is the most desirable character that I
can become? Yeah, of course, but I just thought to myself,
hang on a second. You've got a radio show where
there's thousands of women listening.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So I'm not interested in bugs calling.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'm just looking for the the women's perspective here on
thirteen one oh sixty five. What's the most desirable character
I can become? And I'm probably thinking like what profession
should I be, Like what should be my backstory? And
for so for women listening, like what is the sexiest
(25:42):
character for you?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Just give me your thoughts on it?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What do you We're like, Okay, it's funny, Like I
immediately immediately kind of think what I find sexy in
men on which is largely like a sports person, probably.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Sportsman, you know, up in my cricket whites and just
finished its cricket sports.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Just no, like maybe you're, like, I don't know, like
a UFC fighter or could.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Put a bit of makeup upon it, make like black Eye,
you do rough very well, shave my head.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, no, only you've got that in your repertoire.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
But again, like I did drama in year twelve, and
you know, I was an absolute viper on the stage,
like I've got range.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I think I've got range. Where are you leaning at
the moment?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Again, my spy comes to mind, does the double agent
that's on. I can't tell you what I'm doing here,
got a bit going on tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And I kind of I think it's an easy character
to play as well, because you've got to kind of
be a bit coy with your answers, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
There's only so much I can tell you, and I think.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
That sense of danger and also I'll be doing things
like looking at the door being like.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh, just don't do that. I'm just a spy. Does that.
I'm just on edge at the.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Moment instantly, I instantly, Yeah, So maybe spice.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Jumping its shadows. You just feel like I can't talk
about my job right now?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And then if you have to have a couple more drinks,
you'll be like, oh, look, since you can SI since
keep asking, it's actually a top secret.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
But I can't tell you, don't you not like and
I can't hear out of this right ear because of
a frag grenade went off.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I've been in the field as well. This kind of
thing could that's sounding a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That could go to Paula real quick, Paula, who's the
most desirable character I can I can be for a
role play with my wife, George Clooney orb.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So I think actually becoming a real person.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
In there, okay, George, Sure of course. Danny said you
could be a doctor or a pilot on the tall
like big nods on that one.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
I love doctor Doctor Gray's anatomy.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Like, yes, I just worked on a heart this today.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Worked on a heart today, surgent saved someone's life. No
doctor walks into a bar and goes home. Man, worked
on a heart today.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
You're not straight away, but then eventually you just let
it in.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Go say I'm going to get another drink. I'm feeling
a bit stressed. I did a number of heart operations today,
saved five lives.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's sexy. Let's already becky though maybe maybe anyway, I
do genuinely want to know, because.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's a hard thing to do, like because you don't
want to say, like, you know, a lot analyst is
saying rock up.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
With his deathoscope around your next So sorry, it just
comes straight out of the ward rounds. I'm sorry, did
I leave this thing on? Oh so embarrassing. Let me
check your heart rate? Let me check your heart rate.
Good doctors in my family around then, that's very sexy.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Let's go to Tony here, Tony on thirteen one sixty five. Tony,
thank you so much for calling. I do genuinely want
some help here. What do you think I should What
character should I play next week at this romantic dinner
with my wife?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Will?
Speaker 9 (28:58):
And what are you nice to talk to?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You?
Speaker 9 (28:59):
So lovely to be on the radio. I think you
should be a fireman? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I do like that? So Tony? Do you think I've
you know, just finished off.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Fighting some fires and maybe I've still got the because
I wear the yellow pants and the.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Boots absolutely yeah, muscles? Yeah? Why why a fireman? Lovely
to have? I like? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Why why are fireman perpetually sexy because they run into
fire and save people's lives.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Will So how are you going to pull this off?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Though, Well, I'll wear the yellow pants with the red overall.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, not into a bar, Yeah, because I've just come
from fighting.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
But if you've just come from fighting a fire, you're
not coming straight from the fire. Look, I'm just going
to put my I'm just going to step in the
MIM's shoes for a second.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Here.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
It's going to be a little bit of Vicky with
you sitting in a restaurant, and I'm sorry, but yeah,
it's just a little bit. I think maybe he just
had a little bit of like soot on your face, maybe.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Not face, or maybe not too much bit of ash,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Like, I think that would be just something to indicate
that you've been in the fire.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Fire. Yeah, okay, but you're not in the full Yeah,
I get it. I appreciate it too, John, and I'm
trying to help you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Let's go to Charlie here, Charlie, what kind of character
do you think I should play?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It? My role play dinner with my wife next week.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
The Witcher Henry Cavill.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
My god, just for people that don't know the witch.
Can you describe that a bit more?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
For go fabio, go rambow all mixed into one like.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Charlie partner, Charlie, you might need a sweetheart, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So is is the witches? Does he have magical powers
or anything?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Like?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
He dranks potion and have magical powers?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
But do I have a sword? So when I have
to have a sword on my back?
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Ah, he occasionally has a sword.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
He's definitely got a sword. He definitely got He's also
Henry Cavill.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Sure I can whatever his name. Absolutely no.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I didn't work a great child and work getting that.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Thanks so much, Charlie, appreciate the call.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
He's got a peroxide white blonde hair that goes down to.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Like his waist. I can wear a week, wear a week.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Hey, A couple of texts coming through fourteen nine thirteen
one O six five. Our producer Releasa has just said vampire.
You just say it into the microphone.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Mate, I didn't know my name came up. You said vampire.
Vampire's a bit like a bit.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Of bloody, like yeah, maybe just like have little fake
fangs in and then just when you smile and just
spream about and them be like, I don't want your
blood tonight.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Though, I think vampire could be hot vampires or hot
right now? Does me do a true blood or anything
like that?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
She may have done true dude, vamp. They couldn't be sexy.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Sorry, just real quick, you way to go to dinner
with one of the like plastic vampires.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know, sorry, just put some fangs in for
two seconds. You wear like a count Dracula cape as well? Young? Yeah,
a young vampires just dress well?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
And so do I say things like listen, I've got
a lot of self control here.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I do want to drink you?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yes, well yeah, I think you've got to say that.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yes, yes you want to drink me, but no you can't.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
You can't help me.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
So I think that's the sexual tension and these vampires
show is they're trying to hold themselves back.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Do you order a very bloody steak like more like?
Do I say? That's cool? Okay? Could be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Actually, just don't be seen in the daylight and it's
an it's a night dinner.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Great text year I'm just bree said.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
My partner is a professional wrestler, so I find it
super sexy, but he is crazy strong and a bit
of a bad boy, and you are not.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Woody. Also, did I actually finish off? I am a
bit of a bad little bit from me there.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Also, someone has said, I think this is really funny.
Go as your younger self first date Mim and Woody.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I will board shorts. I will board shorts, slides and
a hole in my T shirt. Mim would be few.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, she was devastated by what I wore. I think
I wore a bandanner around as well. Wow, right off, right,
just wow, lazy.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Wow. It sounds like you're on Survivor. I looked like that.
I looked like David, Jeannette or Janee.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Let's go to mel here on thirteen one six y
five mel one character. Should I go as to the
role play dinner with my wife next week?
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Okay, guys, I have the winner here. Yeah, so we're
going to go with the theme of the sport. But
what's on trend at the moment and what's really hot
and on everyone's feed is the hockey player.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
A hockey player, okay, hockey player.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Someone from Ellie Yes, And you can do a little
bit of research by reading some of.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
The book yeah, okay, you playing, Yeah the scene, Yeah
she is, she's right into it.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
She's off she's into off campus and hot sticks, boat shows. Okay,
So Mel, do I rock up. I'm fresh from training.
I'm thinking wet hair. I've just jumped out of the
showers with the boys.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Like the shirt clinging to you is from the sweat
shirt clean.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
So I'm sweaty from training, and I've got my gym,
my gym bag with my hockey stick.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
I cloak that smelly gym bag.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Smelly.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, so you've said smelly a couple of times, so
smells crucial.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, a hockey stick and I got it, but you
need to get like a with like some tape around
it than like, So, Mel, would I roll a blade
down there? Because we've got Joe in here. R E P.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Welcome Joe out with the old end with the new Analise. Wow,
the bed wasn't cold.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I tell you what. She was out of here for
literally thirty.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Seconds to take her in visil line out and get out.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yes, very good. Yeah, I got any comments on that.
And you're sitting there just listening to all of this.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
My visuline still in.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
You keep it in there, now, Joe, you were saying
before the song, there, you want to give us a compliment.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
We nailed something, Yes, So you guys.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Were talking about something in a previous show, and outside
in the producer's airlock, we were all really surprised at
how well you nailed it.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Most annoying thing someone could use is an eyelack eyelash
extensions spoolly.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It looks like a torture device. I used to put
that on my guard to fill it out a bit.
It's the thing that applies that. It looks like the
back end of an arrow. It's like, yeah, Robin Hood
had a lot in his little bag. It was like
a tiny toilet brush. We did.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
You're right, yeah, And so we were all surprised to
actually how well you knew what a spool he was.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
And so I want to give you I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
What is that? Right like you did.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
It's been very obvious, isn't it. I had no idea
I was on it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I was on it.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I was on the spool, or you'd used it for
your miss you tinted you miss stopped about a year ago.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But I've got a bit of a gap anyway. It's
not a big deal, but I would use the schooling.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Well, I want to give you some more terminology that's
commonly used by the women.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Hit and tell us if you know what it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Is, oat, What's a mule someone who carries drugs to
a different country.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Well, that is true, not quite an I'm going for.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Okay, mule used it in a drug context? Is carrying something?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Right? So that would mean a mule is a toilet bag?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yes, shut up, shut up, It's just an elimination. Will,
where was the what else.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Did you eliminate that?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I don't think you understand carrying things, carrying things, carries makeup.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Come on, Will, that's the process with me, even to
say a deduction, Let me have my mond produced it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Press On.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Press on's got to be so think about it as worrying,
but it's saying the term press on. So what do
you press on nipples?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh my god, stop, bang bang, we're on fire. Elimination.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I've seen that sex in the City episode and maybe.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Not chicken fill, chicken fill, but there I am slightly
across the press on because my partner had to wear
a BRA's dress at a wedding recently. Keep us a
bit nippy, keep the dress in place. Oh, just to
cover the erect nipple. Yes, got it. Well that was
the incident for her.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
I don't know next one.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
The only reason how it looks the nipple looks on
the outside, I.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Think so, and I think maybe like obviously everyone's boozer
shapes differently.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
Sometimes nipples are in different positions.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
So it's just it's just a rounding out of the
overall breast shape if I had to get scientific with it.
Moving on elimination, don't look at me, like.
Speaker 10 (37:55):
What's a capri?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Capri?
Speaker 10 (37:57):
A capri?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Okay, capris in Ireland? Okay, yeah, yeah, let's work with that.
So off the west coast of Italy, Ireland?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
What what in the what in like the makeup term
would be an island? Like, think about the female body.
Maybe where's the capri? Cap don't so that on air?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I think the capri is a short term for no.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
It's the object that when you got your period you
put no not.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
But you're more on track with me.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You can say tampon on the air.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
There's a there's an item that you put in like
a plastic arm that you can re use.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Diaphragm, yeah no, no, a moon put a Moon a
moon cup.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, I thought, Moon, I'm going to give you one more.
Are we doing this? What are the girls made? Right off?
Speaker 10 (38:50):
What are money pieces?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Money pieces? A money piece? I think a money piece
would be cash.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It would be like now, like a money piece would
be like this is a piece like a piece of
clothing that I've bought, which was like high cash. So
it's like I'm gonna wear a money piece tonight. It's
an expensive dress.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
You guys haven't got one answer, right, I've been gassing
you up and you've been so far off every single answer. Really,
you look on your face nailing it.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Well done this well, no bra credit credits, you know,
because I actually didn't get my tail up as much
as he did.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
For he was he was end of identity on this
view boards.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, bravo, that's very well a round of a god.
I'm very impressed. I'm very impressed. All right, can you
give us real answers? Yep?
Speaker 10 (39:42):
So a mule is like a backless heel press on
like press on.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Nails over there.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Big boy capris are like knee length pets.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
So if you're wearing like a terry capris, it's like
a knee length like leggy and money pieces are like
front bits of your hair that are colored blonde.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
What you've got it wrong. We hang on the front
bit of your haird that's colored blonde.
Speaker 10 (40:19):
Oh Mim, I've seen Mim with money pieces.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I love her money pieces
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The will M.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Woodrow.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, so I'm going to start off with one so
thirteen one oh six y five. I'd like people to
call if your partner insists that they can do something
on their own.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Arguable might get a little bit about.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Proud about the fact that they do this thing on
their own, but actually they're in desperate.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Need of your help.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, my wife is very guilty of this, great, very guilty,
and I'm sure you'd be guilty of that as well.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't know if MIM's available to call, but maybe
we get mid doesn't he teach with the kids.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So the reason I'm bringing this up is you know
that recently I've tried to I'm in the middle of
refurbing out my studio at the back of our house.
Great awesome, very exciting. Yeah, we can do our recording
out there. It's looking good, awesome. Everything was looking good
until it came to the chairs.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You rejected my chair. Sorry, I wasn't going to bring this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Up, but you got it for twenty dollars from seventy
seven from A seven from a sale in a country.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Town antique shop from Emerald. Sorry, and then you not
only did you reject my chair.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But then you your wife.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Your wife made me come and pick it up and
drop it back at my own house. I don't know
what to do with that chair, but go you sed
toll got it. Well, it's in the it's under the house,
it's in my dungeon. Thinking it's a shocking chair. Anyway,
so I had to go and get the chairs. So
I was like, you know what, I'll splash out. I'll
get the boys some new chairs that we can bring
you to splash out mister no budget, right, I was like,
(01:49):
who cares, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Go for it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Got the company credit card, guys a limit.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't so I started to think.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I told you, mate, I spent nearly ten thousand dollars.
I'm like, oh my anyway, no, so no, So I
went and.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Got this chair. I called you about that. I called you.
I thought it was one thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So I got the chairs, right, Yeah, So I got
these two new chairs. They look good on the website
when I.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Ordered them in.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
They come in a flat pack. Now, I want to
start by saying, normally, when I do anything esthetic in
the house. I take pride in it, but it often
is heavily filtered by sem of course, no, don't do that,
or I probably not.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Maybe we should look over here.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Or good idea, honey, but you know, maybe not, you know,
like And eventually, when I looked around the house in hindsight,
I've realized that I actually haven't made any decisions around
the house.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And she's made them all and made me feel like
I've made them.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Which is really smart, really smart, really good, and the
house looks great and the house was good as a
result of that.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Anyway, so I go online. I find these chairs. They're
flat packed. They rock up six boxes.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
The delivery driver on the way drags one of them through. Pooh,
so bad. Start should have known he's sitting on the
front porch. I'm like, this chair smell anyway, it was
just the box. They were out in the studio for it.
Couldn't clean the cardboard sit and cardboard.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Goes very hard to get out. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I had to unpack them, yeah, pack them all, get
them all going on, put them all together. Took me
a while. Your own chair a couple of days. You
can pay someone to do that if you paid so.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Much no budget, My god, here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You just paid ten thousand dollars. Mate, I just build
a frozen lego. I'm pretty sure I can build a chair.
So I'm building the chair, build both the chairs. Pretty
happy with them. But then I'm also looking at them,
going they might be a little bit big.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah yeah, did you measure them?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It was more of a look thing anyway, So they're
too big. But the reason I got the chairs is
the company had a great return policy on them. Sure, yeah, okay,
So anyway, looked at the chairs, took a look at them,
sat in one of them, actually felt one of them
give way a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And I was like, oh god, the chairs, And no,
it could have been your building though, let's be honest.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Sem came in and she was like, I told you that,
and I was like, don't worry about it, honey, I've
thought about this. They've got a great return policy. I
just have to send them back skimmicle. Yeah sure, call them, yeah,
find out in order to return the chairs.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is what they do. This is what they all do.
I do not know this, yeah yeah, yeah, in order
to return the chairs.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
And by the way, these guys advertise themselves as very
environmentally friendly company. In order to return the chairs, I
had to wrap each individual part of the chair in plastic.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Didn't you keep the plastic that from the package already
gone to the tip with that?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh well there's your there's your problem, mate, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Just thirty meters of glad rap. Later, thirty meters of
glad glad rap.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Had to individually wrap each of the chairs. They suggested
glad rap I have. It's taken me two days, so
I've had a five day turnaround on these chairs. And
all the while Sam has just been watching me. It
hasn't lifted her fingers, She's done nothing. She's watched me
wheel the boxes in covered in shit, unpack them your mistakes, unpack, rewrap,
(04:48):
and then put them out in the front again.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's so clearly your job. I think that's totally fair enough.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, I just reminded me that I can't do this
and I can't do it on my own. But I
realized again that there's something that she does that's not
my lane. And I think there are a lot of
people out there whose partner think and this held up
a mirror to me, and it's holding a mirror, a
lot of people listening right now. And maybe it's your
partner who thinks that they can do this thing, but
in hindsight you realize.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They can't do it. It's the same as when we go.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Whenever we go on a plane, I always feel like
I pull my weight on the plane.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No packing, Oh, you know, trust you to pack, you overpack? No,
but I can't pack.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Like there's a lot of stuff that I don't do,
but I feel quite proud around it. But if in
hindsight I look back at the mind, I didn't do
anything there, especially not with the kids.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I imagine with the kids coming in now, you would
do absolutely nothing there. You'd probably have thrown some togs
or something and.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Be like, I've done my bit.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, I don't pack anymore. Yeah, good good, Which is
a good move.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Good move.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So thirteen one O six five, what does your partner insist.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
They can do on their own, but they actually need
your helpful.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So my wife she always, and I don't know why,
after so many years have been together, she still goes
for this, but she always thinks she can get the
zip at the back of her dress and I watch,
I'll watch for a while and it's pretty funny and
she's reaching back and it's.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Just I just watching it, like just ask me.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, you know you can't do it, You can't do
it on your own. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, I have
the same Yes, I know it's either the same thing
with sandwich computers. She tried to sput it might just
just just let me ask anything. I can't get a
hand with the Wi Fi password.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
There, no, I've got this. She gets a coat hanger.
Shener does a coat hanger and tries to hook a
thirteen one six y five?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
What does your partner insists they can do on their own,
but they actually need you for Joe was telling me
before her dad with the barbecue.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh I never asked for help.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but just gets out there with the tongs. Yeah yeah, yeah,
never done any of the prep.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's the same with the jerky, Like he'll he'll bring
us jerky and be like, I've made all this amazing
handmade jerky, but.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Mum did it all certain things.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think is a man that you can get quite
proud about, which my partner is underniably better at one
of them.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Navigation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh yeah, if I'm driving and she's like oh, do
you need a hand with the naba, mate, don't worry
about it. I't know which way to go. Yeah, She's like,
I'm right here, not doing anything. Yeah, no, no, no,
I've got it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah. And then when you know, you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Minutes past the entry point and one of your kids
is screaming, yeah, yeah, that's when you've got to put
your hand up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
But you never do I actually, well, well yeah no,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You never do not like that. I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm not good at asking for help. But then on
the flip side, ye oh no, this is probably mean
as well. Building a fire. I get a bit proud
around that very much. When we were camping, a little
bit proud around that I wasn't allowed touch the fire. No,
but you're an awful man.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
But in terms of man so in terms of like,
in terms of like no, it's true that like a
bit of a jump, no, in terms of like your
manly ability those sorts of things. So gardening, I always
say tomm like, I've just leave this and the outdoors
is the outdoors is me. And she was like, I
think because she's always like I'm the finer touches, you're
the grunt and I'm the finer touches, and I was like, actually,
I'm versatile in the garden.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I can do it all. So I got a hedge trimmer.
There is still a hole in our hedge where I
just went.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Too deep and it went so deep that it will
just never grow back.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm not allowed to trim head Jenny really.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, yeah no, that was actually a thing with my
parents as well, because my dad was very happy with
the headge treamers.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I just a.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Little bit, yeah, yeah, a little bit more. It's a
game of restraint. Head streaming.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You keep eating up.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Side, Yeah, it's a game of restraint. I'm banned from that.
I'm banned from the printing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, hard. Yeah, just stick to the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Let's got to Mary Anne here, Mary Anne, your husband
want admit he needs help with something.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
He's actually my partner.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But yes, color boys, thanks for calling.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He actually said he would build a barley heart. He said,
you know, taking a week a year later, do you
filter it? And then he realized it was too low,
so then he had to get special stirrups to jack
it up, and then he said, oh, build a deck
around it. Six months later, it's still going on. It's
got wood everywhere, and he will not accept help at all.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What's he hoping to do in the barley hut out
in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Well, he lives off a lake, so I wanted to
have a barbecue and the world go by. But I
reckon work by December next you we might get the
the build.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Raby good for you?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Mary, Hey, Mary, can I ask you question? How did
he know that the hut was too small to lie?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Because when he stood up on the bearers, he touched
the raft.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's what I suspected.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I love her and that that's great bloodstars and it's
just going to stand up and it is head on
the roof, and I reckon he would have had a
moment where he's like people can just duck.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, well the vision right there. We've got to text
you from Joel, he said.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
My partner insists she can open jars when cooking pasta
one hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Why don't they Why do they try? And they do?
Are they trying on the big manly jukes over?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You just bring him over at look at these things.
Five seconds later she's bringing out two more. So she
doesn't cook pass without me being beside her.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
When she needs the source, I'll open the jars and
then she tells me to piss off.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There you go, fair that that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I think it's early on realizing that you can't do
it and you need and you need the help.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
My wife does it with when she's booking flights. She
cannot book flights alone. Really, well, we just I can't
work up.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
To the airport again and have a flight in the
wrong year.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's real or fake text?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Fourteen nine thirteen, one oh six five. I can't guarantee
it'll be read out. Woods is going to be guessing
this week. I'll be reading them out. Yes, first one here, okay.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
I.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Went on a date with this guy. Yeah, only to
realize that my mom went on a date with his
dad back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's not so outrageous really and really shouldn't be an
issue with them.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Moving forward to if I give some advice if that
is a real text having it's an issue not at all. Okay.
If I found out that my dad would be old.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
No, if I found out that my dad had been
hooking at with Michelle, that's the situation, right, that's MIM's mum.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh sorry, I thought it was that your dad had
been looking at with mim. I was like, no, yeah, no,
it's his mum.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, yea yeah, no issues with yeah, no issues being
said that. I know what this team is like. This
team's got a sick imagination. So I think that is
made up.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's a real text. Yeah kidding. Did they stay together?
Did they stay together?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Sorry, sorry to know more. That's that's wild. Go on, okay, yeah,
next text Brad from Epping here, Yeah, Brad, I agree
with you, Will, Timothy Shalla made nothing there.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Made up?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Dating, made up?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Don't don't You're really gilded? Lily there with Brad from Epping.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
No text here, Pauline Hanson here someone called the fire
Brigade because I'm on fire, Pauline.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's funny, certainly funny.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Question is was that one of you guys who actually
sent that in?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, I don't think it was. That's made up. That's
a fake text. Well done well.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I prefer when Will doesn't talk about chairs and just
sits on them.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Shin, shin. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I don't think like I think your chat about chairs
was awesome. I don't there's any will where anyone texted
I think that's fake.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
That's a real text, brutal, savage feedback, savage feedback there
in the last twenty minutes, no more chair chat from
chat is out here.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Chat's out text here.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, I love you boys, but you remind me of
Hamish and Andy from wish dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
From wish dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't understand as in like, is that like an
Aldi Aldi version team version of Yeah, ouch um, I
think that's real because we've copped that a few times.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's a real text. Yeah, they said love you boys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, No, but that that is that is that is
praisiness with faint praise?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What's what's the damning with faint? You know you're starting
with and I love you to Yeah, fair enough, he's
the burn. God Will is a good broadcaster. Fake. No
one says that. No one says that fake. Not even
your parents say that. God what he's orange.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No one's saying that. I've tried, I try to have
less carrots. Now I'm having I keep it under four
underfore it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
By the juice.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Fake text. That's a fake text. Fake text, sure what
that's about, but fake text. One morning I woke up
to my dog right near my face. Yeah, he licked
my eye and I got an infection and had to
wear a patch for a week.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh thanks, shocking.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, real text, real text, real text from Marcus, from Marcus,
from Marcus.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Drinking, drinking, Tara, it was a fat question. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
This one's from Lachelle. Okay, Darmi him is a queen.
I'll think of that over the son. I'll think of
that over.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Just committed a.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Queen from Lachelle. That's not that's not a hookable. I'll
give you a hookable.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, that's that's made up. I think she is a queen.
I want to make that very cool. You want to
make that very clear.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
A real text. I just don't think anyone's talking about dummy. Wow,
there you go. He's a news cycle. Is it a
declared your cards? That was a real text.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Really, it's a real text.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You're making that up. No, it was a real text.
This it doesn't I'm not lying. No, the texting.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I was followed to my boyfriend's house by a guy
I used to see and found out because he messaged
my boyfriend my boyfriend's address.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But I thought, but I think anil is creat if
I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But it's the ex boyfriend follows the girl to the
new boyfriend's house and to prove that he has because
he wants to.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He wants to, like you know, obviously intimidate ruin their night,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He had messaged the current boyfriend and going, hey, this
is where you live, which which then which then allows
them to know that like I've I've I've followed you
and I know where you live.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's it's it's a it's a shocking move.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
So I think that's the way he's gone. I don't
know how intimidating it is.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I think I know you're hooking out with someone else. Now,
yeah that that's that's exactly got his number, I know him.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah yeah, you just don't do it. No, right off,
wash it away with the music every on music break?
What are your calves are? Tiny? Fake text? That's a
real text. No it's not. No, it's not it's from
Button Bush and Tom That that can't be. That's from
another time, another time. Wow, there you go. What do
(15:54):
you think? What do you think you're funnier than will?
Fake text?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's a real text, mate, I don't know. Three love
hearts after it as well, very love. Well, that's nice, but.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You were outside just checking what's the last three numbers
of that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Thirteen one oh six five If you'd like to text
to something outrageous wherever you like.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Here, really, I am enjoying.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This text here. Yep, I made a piece of art
in fifteen minutes. It's sold for seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I was about saying it sounds like my wife, but
she's good. She's quick, um, Jessy when they get.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Now, no, no art art can take as much or
a little as little time as possible, my friend, Um,
fake real?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Was it my wife?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Seven thousand dollars for fifteen minutes. That's good going.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But again, like like Poicasso used to say, it's the
hours and hours I've spent becoming the most amazing artist
in the world.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
We're not going to quote Picasso. And I don't think
you said that it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Was it was it was something like that. It was
something like that text here from Joe our producer's come up,
Will is sexy? Thanks for that? Whoa copying pasted that? Mate?
It's got your name there. That's a whole issue. You
can cross the line across the line.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I've got children, Oh, that is right, all right, strange, strange.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I need to go for a walk.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
But I say that you go for a walk and
cool off, joke, go and cool off.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Can I have the rest of the night off? Absolutely?
Not five minutes to cool off and then you can
come back.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Hey, fellas, just bought a few work drinks that dance.
Oh yeah, that's a real text. And I've got a
receipt claiming it's a taxable donation.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
How did you do that?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm interested. We need to call that person crazy. You
hang on hat were they buying it for a don't know,
for a work of it?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I don't know. I can't figure it out. Still don't
think that's a taxi.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
And they said drunk up boys drunk cup boys, and
they meant drink up.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Had a couple of sounds like a real text. All
those drinks. It's a real text. It's a real text.
I don't know how they've done it, but that's a
real text.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That's a real text. Great, I think my dog is
eating her own pooh.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I wonder why they think that, Like, do you think
that they're just they the average up? I don't think
they can do that, But why would you even suspect it?
You know, I mean like, that's why I'm thinking, Like
if there was a certain quota of books that you
were picking up a week and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
They started dropping and they're like.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Maybe yes or yeah, but that'd be other things that
I would like, God else, it disintegrates over time.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know. I'm not, but if you jump, there'll.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Be a lot to jump to the conclusion that my
dog's eating its own ship. It just doesn't seem right.
I'd probably all sorts of issues.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
They're pooing somewhere private, Maybe they've got a bit of
shame all of a sudden and they're going behind the tree.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, look, I want to follow up on that. All right,
we can follow up on that. I think should to
follow up on little camera at the back their house.
Final one here we didn't consent? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Audio packages have all been perfect link this week. Well
done boys. No sloppy packs.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Obviously I love Mark's baggages, our audio producer, marking, he
has a tight pack.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
But that's a made up No one sent that. That's
a real tea. Did Marks entered.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Along the.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Already con visits you're in the car with somebody else
before we get to the million dollar quiz Woodron.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, we decide is someone else actually there? Or are
you just putting on a very good voice?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Now? Will?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But usually we are very good at this. But I
do feel like and I'm loving this. People are going
about new tactics, new ploys, and and I love it
when people change the game.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I want to see it again. Today.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
We've got Dana here. Hello, Dana. Hello, Who are you
in the car with Dana?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
My mom, your mum? What's your what's your mum's name? Dana? Moya, Moya?
Where are you and Moya too?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
We are heading home together?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Lovely? Okay? Can I please talk to Moya? Hello?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hello, Moya. So Dana still lives in the family home.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Moya, Yes she does.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Are you Are you wanting to her to make the
move and branch out and get.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Her own place?
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What made you think that I was just asking the questions?
Wasn't a loaded questions? Moya? One of those days it
would be nice? Okay? Can I hear from Dana again?
This is becoming therapy. Yes, you're there, Dona.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
When are you going to move out? Dana? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
When I cared yeah, I think that's a fair enough answer.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
That's fair enough answer. Now, well, I mean I've heard enough.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I probably don't want to delve further into that issue
of whether she should move out.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
The two people, I absolutely think there are two real people.
Now you shop in the hit last week? Did I?
When you lost? It does sound like me? But but
but I think will when you fall off that horse? Yeah?
But why do you think they're two people? Give me something.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
There's just there was just some realism there from Moya
when she was struggling around the idea of wanting her
daughter to move out.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It was real.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There was there was there was there was depth to
the response. I think there is subtle differences between the
two of them, but I can.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Tell they related. What do you think, analyst, They're sorry, I.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
Think they're together. In real it was one person. But
then there was like this real yeah, the depth in
the thinking.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, it was also touched on something real emotionally.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Absolutely did for of them hit the hard cords. We
were willing to go. Yeah, back me and Day we
think Moya is real.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
And I'm sorry for bringing up the issue of you
staying for too long at the family.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Hut Ah good.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
We'll let you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Next weekend, me and my wife have organized a romantic
dinner into a night away and it's bloody exciting because
it's the first time since our second girl, Murphy was born,
that we're getting both the kids away for the night.
They're going to be with the grandparents and we're having
a night together, just the one night. So question mark
(22:41):
so so hopefully too, but it really depends on how
Murphy goes because she's going through that stage where she's
very clingy for mum and dad. So hopefully two nights. Definitely.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What are you going to do? Okay, glad you are.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So here's what I need I think some help with
from some women. Something that we've both started talking about
a little bit, just to make sure it's a really
fun and memorable night, is to go to the restaurant
at different times and from different places.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
To a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You were going to a restaurant first, okay, and then
we're going to stay somewhere for a night, but we
want to rock up to the restaurant at different times.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
This is just being toyed with at the moment as
different people.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So playing characters, yes, A role play your specialty.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And we've we've we've we've done it before, but I
don't think ever. Yes, I was I was Rupert, the
messus who gave a great massage and almost started taking
his job too seriously and was missing the point. But anyway,
I was asking to be a Swedish Swedish Lomulu.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Was Rupert Swedish. He was will you give me hello andage?
Where set up room? Or you want we have got
to the living room. I don't known I bring on table.
(24:13):
Oh you you asked for him. You asked for Ruthe
you asked for rue.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
The accident, yeah, just doesn't hit it, not at all.
But you asked for Rupert. And when I become Rupert,
that's not me doing an accent, that's me being Rupert. Okay, cool,
So that's what that was good.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That was fun though.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What was fun It was like that was very It
was laughing and it was it was really fun jo
it was a joke.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
It was still fun and it was it was just
exciting and the spark was there.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Right, But this is the first time that we're both
going let's actually like dress up as different people rock
up at different times and like when we see each other,
let's meet each other.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh, so you're not going to dinner together. It's just
like I'm going to meet you at a bar.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wow, and then we will meet each other, and then
that is when we will meet each other's characters. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
So I've naturally, since that conversation with my wife, started
brainstorming about who is the most desirable character that I
can become? Yeah, of course, but I just thought to myself,
hang on a second. You've got a radio show where
there's thousands of women listening.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So I'm not interested in bugs calling.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'm just looking for the the women's perspective here on
thirteen one oh sixty five. What's the most desirable character
I can become? And I'm probably thinking like what profession
should I be, Like what should be my backstory? And
for so for women listening, like what is the sexiest
(25:42):
character for you?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Just give me your thoughts on it?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What do you We're like, Okay, it's funny, Like I
immediately immediately kind of think what I find sexy in
men on which is largely like a sports person, probably.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Sportsman, you know, up in my cricket whites and just
finished its cricket sports.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Just no, like maybe you're, like, I don't know, like
a UFC fighter or could.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Put a bit of makeup upon it, make like black Eye,
you do rough very well, shave my head.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, no, only you've got that in your repertoire.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
But again, like I did drama in year twelve, and
you know, I was an absolute viper on the stage,
like I've got range.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I think I've got range. Where are you leaning at
the moment?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Again, my spy comes to mind, does the double agent
that's on. I can't tell you what I'm doing here,
got a bit going on tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And I kind of I think it's an easy character
to play as well, because you've got to kind of
be a bit coy with your answers, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
There's only so much I can tell you, and I think.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
That sense of danger and also I'll be doing things
like looking at the door being like.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh, just don't do that. I'm just a spy. Does that.
I'm just on edge at the.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Moment instantly, I instantly, Yeah, So maybe spice.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Jumping its shadows. You just feel like I can't talk
about my job right now?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And then if you have to have a couple more drinks,
you'll be like, oh, look, since you can SI since
keep asking, it's actually a top secret.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
But I can't tell you, don't you not like and
I can't hear out of this right ear because of
a frag grenade went off.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I've been in the field as well. This kind of
thing could that's sounding a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That could go to Paula real quick, Paula, who's the
most desirable character I can I can be for a
role play with my wife, George Clooney orb.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So I think actually becoming a real person.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
In there, okay, George, Sure of course. Danny said you
could be a doctor or a pilot on the tall
like big nods on that one.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
I love doctor Doctor Gray's anatomy.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Like, yes, I just worked on a heart this today.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Worked on a heart today, surgent saved someone's life. No
doctor walks into a bar and goes home. Man, worked
on a heart today.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
You're not straight away, but then eventually you just let
it in.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Go say I'm going to get another drink. I'm feeling
a bit stressed. I did a number of heart operations today,
saved five lives.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's sexy. Let's already becky though maybe maybe anyway, I
do genuinely want to know, because.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's a hard thing to do, like because you don't
want to say, like, you know, a lot analyst is
saying rock up.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
With his deathoscope around your next So sorry, it just
comes straight out of the ward rounds. I'm sorry, did
I leave this thing on? Oh so embarrassing. Let me
check your heart rate? Let me check your heart rate.
Good doctors in my family around then, that's very sexy.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Let's go to Tony here, Tony on thirteen one sixty five. Tony,
thank you so much for calling. I do genuinely want
some help here. What do you think I should What
character should I play next week at this romantic dinner
with my wife?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Will?
Speaker 9 (28:58):
And what are you nice to talk to?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You?
Speaker 9 (28:59):
So lovely to be on the radio. I think you
should be a fireman? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I do like that? So Tony? Do you think I've
you know, just finished off.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Fighting some fires and maybe I've still got the because
I wear the yellow pants and the.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Boots absolutely yeah, muscles? Yeah? Why why a fireman? Lovely
to have? I like? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Why why are fireman perpetually sexy because they run into
fire and save people's lives.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Will So how are you going to pull this off?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Though, Well, I'll wear the yellow pants with the red overall.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, not into a bar, Yeah, because I've just come
from fighting.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
But if you've just come from fighting a fire, you're
not coming straight from the fire. Look, I'm just going
to put my I'm just going to step in the
MIM's shoes for a second.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Here.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
It's going to be a little bit of Vicky with
you sitting in a restaurant, and I'm sorry, but yeah,
it's just a little bit. I think maybe he just
had a little bit of like soot on your face, maybe.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Not face, or maybe not too much bit of ash,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Like, I think that would be just something to indicate
that you've been in the fire.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Fire. Yeah, okay, but you're not in the full Yeah,
I get it. I appreciate it too, John, and I'm
trying to help you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Let's go to Charlie here, Charlie, what kind of character
do you think I should play?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It? My role play dinner with my wife next week.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
The Witcher Henry Cavill.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
My god, just for people that don't know the witch.
Can you describe that a bit more?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
For go fabio, go rambow all mixed into one like.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Charlie partner, Charlie, you might need a sweetheart, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So is is the witches? Does he have magical powers
or anything?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Like?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
He dranks potion and have magical powers?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
But do I have a sword? So when I have
to have a sword on my back?
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Ah, he occasionally has a sword.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
He's definitely got a sword. He definitely got He's also
Henry Cavill.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Sure I can whatever his name. Absolutely no.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I didn't work a great child and work getting that.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Thanks so much, Charlie, appreciate the call.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
He's got a peroxide white blonde hair that goes down to.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Like his waist. I can wear a week, wear a week.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Hey, A couple of texts coming through fourteen nine thirteen
one O six five. Our producer Releasa has just said vampire.
You just say it into the microphone.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Mate, I didn't know my name came up. You said vampire.
Vampire's a bit like a bit.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Of bloody, like yeah, maybe just like have little fake
fangs in and then just when you smile and just
spream about and them be like, I don't want your
blood tonight.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Though, I think vampire could be hot vampires or hot
right now? Does me do a true blood or anything
like that?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
She may have done true dude, vamp. They couldn't be sexy.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Sorry, just real quick, you way to go to dinner
with one of the like plastic vampires.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know, sorry, just put some fangs in for
two seconds. You wear like a count Dracula cape as well? Young? Yeah,
a young vampires just dress well?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
And so do I say things like listen, I've got
a lot of self control here.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I do want to drink you?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yes, well yeah, I think you've got to say that.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yes, yes you want to drink me, but no you can't.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
You can't help me.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
So I think that's the sexual tension and these vampires
show is they're trying to hold themselves back.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Do you order a very bloody steak like more like?
Do I say? That's cool? Okay? Could be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Actually, just don't be seen in the daylight and it's
an it's a night dinner.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Great text year I'm just bree said.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
My partner is a professional wrestler, so I find it
super sexy, but he is crazy strong and a bit
of a bad boy, and you are not.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Woody. Also, did I actually finish off? I am a
bit of a bad little bit from me there.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Also, someone has said, I think this is really funny.
Go as your younger self first date Mim and Woody.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I will board shorts. I will board shorts, slides and
a hole in my T shirt. Mim would be few.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, she was devastated by what I wore. I think
I wore a bandanner around as well. Wow, right off, right,
just wow, lazy.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Wow. It sounds like you're on Survivor. I looked like that.
I looked like David, Jeannette or Janee.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Let's go to mel here on thirteen one six y
five mel one character. Should I go as to the
role play dinner with my wife next week?
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Okay, guys, I have the winner here. Yeah, so we're
going to go with the theme of the sport. But
what's on trend at the moment and what's really hot
and on everyone's feed is the hockey player.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
A hockey player, okay, hockey player.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Someone from Ellie Yes, And you can do a little
bit of research by reading some of.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
The book yeah, okay, you playing, Yeah the scene, Yeah
she is, she's right into it.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
She's off she's into off campus and hot sticks, boat shows. Okay,
So Mel, do I rock up. I'm fresh from training.
I'm thinking wet hair. I've just jumped out of the
showers with the boys.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Like the shirt clinging to you is from the sweat
shirt clean.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
So I'm sweaty from training, and I've got my gym,
my gym bag with my hockey stick.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
I cloak that smelly gym bag.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Smelly.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, so you've said smelly a couple of times, so
smells crucial.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, a hockey stick and I got it, but you
need to get like a with like some tape around
it than like, So, Mel, would I roll a blade
down there? Because we've got Joe in here. R E P.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Welcome Joe out with the old end with the new Analise. Wow,
the bed wasn't cold.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I tell you what. She was out of here for
literally thirty.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Seconds to take her in visil line out and get out.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yes, very good. Yeah, I got any comments on that.
And you're sitting there just listening to all of this.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
My visuline still in.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
You keep it in there, now, Joe, you were saying
before the song, there, you want to give us a compliment.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
We nailed something, Yes, So you guys.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Were talking about something in a previous show, and outside
in the producer's airlock, we were all really surprised at
how well you nailed it.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Most annoying thing someone could use is an eyelack eyelash
extensions spoolly.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It looks like a torture device. I used to put
that on my guard to fill it out a bit.
It's the thing that applies that. It looks like the
back end of an arrow. It's like, yeah, Robin Hood
had a lot in his little bag. It was like
a tiny toilet brush. We did.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
You're right, yeah, And so we were all surprised to
actually how well you knew what a spool he was.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
And so I want to give you I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
What is that? Right like you did.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
It's been very obvious, isn't it. I had no idea
I was on it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I was on it.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I was on the spool, or you'd used it for
your miss you tinted you miss stopped about a year ago.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But I've got a bit of a gap anyway. It's
not a big deal, but I would use the schooling.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Well, I want to give you some more terminology that's
commonly used by the women.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Hit and tell us if you know what it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Is, oat, What's a mule someone who carries drugs to
a different country.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Well, that is true, not quite an I'm going for.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Okay, mule used it in a drug context? Is carrying something?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Right? So that would mean a mule is a toilet bag?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yes, shut up, shut up, It's just an elimination. Will,
where was the what else.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Did you eliminate that?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I don't think you understand carrying things, carrying things, carries makeup.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Come on, Will, that's the process with me, even to
say a deduction, Let me have my mond produced it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Press On.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Press on's got to be so think about it as worrying,
but it's saying the term press on. So what do
you press on nipples?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh my god, stop, bang bang, we're on fire. Elimination.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I've seen that sex in the City episode and maybe.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Not chicken fill, chicken fill, but there I am slightly
across the press on because my partner had to wear
a BRA's dress at a wedding recently. Keep us a
bit nippy, keep the dress in place. Oh, just to
cover the erect nipple. Yes, got it. Well that was
the incident for her.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
I don't know next one.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
The only reason how it looks the nipple looks on
the outside, I.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Think so, and I think maybe like obviously everyone's boozer
shapes differently.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
Sometimes nipples are in different positions.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
So it's just it's just a rounding out of the
overall breast shape if I had to get scientific with it.
Moving on elimination, don't look at me, like.
Speaker 10 (37:55):
What's a capri?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Capri?
Speaker 10 (37:57):
A capri?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Okay, capris in Ireland? Okay, yeah, yeah, let's work with that.
So off the west coast of Italy, Ireland?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
What what in the what in like the makeup term
would be an island? Like, think about the female body.
Maybe where's the capri? Cap don't so that on air?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I think the capri is a short term for no.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
It's the object that when you got your period you
put no not.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
But you're more on track with me.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You can say tampon on the air.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
There's a there's an item that you put in like
a plastic arm that you can re use.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Diaphragm, yeah no, no, a moon put a Moon a
moon cup.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, I thought, Moon, I'm going to give you one more.
Are we doing this? What are the girls made? Right off?
Speaker 10 (38:50):
What are money pieces?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Money pieces? A money piece? I think a money piece
would be cash.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It would be like now, like a money piece would
be like this is a piece like a piece of
clothing that I've bought, which was like high cash. So
it's like I'm gonna wear a money piece tonight. It's
an expensive dress.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
You guys haven't got one answer, right, I've been gassing
you up and you've been so far off every single answer. Really,
you look on your face nailing it.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Well done this well, no bra credit credits, you know,
because I actually didn't get my tail up as much
as he did.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
For he was he was end of identity on this
view boards.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, bravo, that's very well a round of a god.
I'm very impressed. I'm very impressed. All right, can you
give us real answers? Yep?
Speaker 10 (39:42):
So a mule is like a backless heel press on
like press on.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Nails over there.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Big boy capris are like knee length pets.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
So if you're wearing like a terry capris, it's like
a knee length like leggy and money pieces are like
front bits of your hair that are colored blonde.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
What you've got it wrong. We hang on the front
bit of your haird that's colored blonde.
Speaker 10 (40:19):
Oh Mim, I've seen Mim with money pieces.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I love her money pieces
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