November 4, 2024 • 49 mins
- Woody's Getting Married
- The 3G Prank
- Making Melissa Leong eat a napkin
- Battle Of The Gens
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello everyone, Welcome to the podcast best Bits of the
Week with all the behind the scenes gear. But you should,
guys should all know that what he is getting married tomorrow.
Where are you at, mate? Where are you at? What
are you running on your lips?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
There?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Vasselaine?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh wow, but you put a lot on.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I don't know why I did that. My lips weren't
even that dry. I'm just doing things. It's like it's
like I just need to busy myself with anything to
take my mind off the fact that I'm I am
feeling very nervous and anxious about tomorrow. You just told
you before I said goodbye to Mim like three hours ago.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Which was.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Why why?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh no, oh it's back, Okay, Okay, you're right, I'm worried.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm just very overwhelmed with emotion.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I don't think I'm I'm learning about myself and I'm
not a very emotional person. But then when I do
feel the feels, I feel them hard. So saying goodbye
to mem this morning was it was like it was
like there was emotions there, but it's like happy emotions
because the next time I.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
See him, Yeah, yeah. So that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's really really exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And that's that's a great thing to be thinking about.
So yeah, so that's going on. And then my best
man called me a couple of hours ago and he
was like, hey, mate, just double checking that I I
don't have the rings. There's a bit of confusion as
to who currently had the rings. So I said to him,
I was like, mate, don't worry, I'm on it. I've
(01:43):
got the rings. And by the way, I put them
in a special place. And then as I said special place,
I was like, oh my god, I forgot where the
special place is. So I spent like a long time
this morning looking for the misplaced rings. Amazingly, the special
(02:03):
place was my bum bag.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh I never used. But I never used my bum bag.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's probably why it was a special place.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I think exactly, if we can take myself back to
when I said we should a special place this yes,
so the rings, I've got them.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
They're in my bum bag.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
God, what do you want me to take him? Because
I'm going to take him from here too.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's probably a good idea the wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think that's a good idea. How long did you
lose them for it's about an hour.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh my god, that's shocking. Did you after yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh no, And if if the if my best man
didn't call me forgotten, I probably would be here right
now without the rings and thinking about where my special
place is.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
But we've got them.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Were you what what level of like hysteria are you
in looking for them?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I was in full Panya, full panic and I didn't
really know, like I was just turning the house wow effectively.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But and then then was.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Kind of you look like what what? Like what if
I think special place? Like what are you were you?
Were you doing that thing where you're standing in like
the middle of the house going like special place, special place?
Where is special place?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What you think? Think? Retrace your steps. You walked in
the door and you said to yourself, I'm going to
put them special place. Oh I wish I was someone's
filming you. Then I think that's CCTV because that would
be good for where did you?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Where did you like like everywhere? But of the weirdest
place that you were like Remy's under draw. I don't
know why I thought that would be this.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Purp And I was like, oh, maybe that's a great
hiding position like Remy's under draw.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Honestly, I looked everywhere. Wow, I looked everywhere.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
How does that happen?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Like like I think? I think again, I'm just not
operating at any sort of.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You've lost level you've lost talk about? I mean, I
said before, what else have you gotten this fall bag
worth of Cole's goodies that you've brought in today?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
So I also had to duck into Coles because I've
I've written Mim a letter for her to open tomorrow with.
So she's going to be struggling this struggling the stomach
food tomorrow because you'll be very nervous. So I've written
her a letter and attached some fantastic chicken noodles and
(04:25):
a twirl because she likes that's what she eats when
she's feeling nervous and anti cool.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So that was the main reason for the supermarket trap.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And then I just thought, why not get heavy Soshi
rolls and a kilo of carrots?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
How are you going to get that to her? If
you're not going to stay.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
She's got oh nice, got dropped at a bridesmaid Great? Yeah,
okay on we're.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
On Oh my god, you too? Honestly, just to you. No,
not usually not the band. Oh my god, you're actually
losing it. Yes, mate, I'm talking about Bono far out.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I think suits in the car. We're good.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We're good now, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay, we should do it a check of everything before
we hit the road, though.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know what stuff you've got, yeah, but we'll figure.
I've got stuff I've got to put in there as well.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Car's pretty full.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I said this to you yesterday. I said to you,
I was like, how fools the CARGANIV. I told you this.
It's you are a night man, all right. But look,
that's obviously going to be coming up a lot throughout
the show. But if you can, let's get into the
best bits of the week.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Are you cool with that?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Totally fine, And I've got it a minute, a minute,
I'm on it all over it?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, cool if it is the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I am like white on rice, all right, what does
that even mean?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's a good expression. Actually, I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I've always liked it, like white on rice because it's
unavoidable for Rice that it's going to be white, So
it's unavoidable.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh my god, I can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's what it's unlu I think it's unavoidable.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, you did, But what I meant to say is
it's unavoidable.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Unavoidable, which is sometimes when you can't get the glad
when you come put the foil of it and the
glad app.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah's the worst.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Actually, the stickiness of glad rap has got worse over
the years.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh you did to do it wrong. You're not keeping
it taught enough now.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But I should grip the edge of the plate better.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because it does if you do it tight enough.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
There's a certain amount of tension that I've seen you
glad wrap things before you end up just doing like
ten wraps around because.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You never get it right.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I do very corners.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Now, let's talk about some of the best bits, but
my favorite of them this week was definitely definitely this
three G prank that we pulled. Oh yeah, initially we would,
I mean we were talking about just doing it on
older people, so you know, the idea actually initially to
pull the gurten down a bit was we were going
(06:56):
to do it on your dad. We couldn't get onto him,
and then we're like, prank Harry, Yes, yeah, he was
a good friend of the show.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now Harry.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So we pranked Harry and then afterwards we were like,
well this we didn't Well, you're going to hear how
that went. And then you know, obviously straight afterwards we
were like, as well, get your dad, like we're here,
bloody ear, I'll explain more of that past me. We'll
explain more of that from the radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
During the week I.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Listened three G is ending.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't even know what the three G is, but
it's with Telstra and Opts and effectively the big headline
is that it's going to be ending. Because of that,
a few people had some internet outages yesterday and today
because three G is ending. Sure Now, if I don't
understand this will then I would say, our very good friend,
the eighty three year old Harry will also have no
(07:47):
idea what's going on with the three Gen network being
out struggle. If you don't know Harry, he's to come
on the show every single week and effectively give tech support.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yep, give me phrases that you would use to activate Siri.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Suey please wing my wife.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Hilarious.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
It was great, but I just thought it'd be very
funny if we called Harry now yep and effectively tried
to prank him around this three G network outage. Tommy,
I think he'll know our voices. Yeah, so if at
all we think there needs to be a human input here,
you know the robot first, but if it needs human interaction,
(08:28):
I think you need to talk.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Sure it can do? Okay?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Hello, Hi, this is an automated message from your Internet
service provider. Press one to confirm This is Harry Harrop
with date of birth the fifteenth of August nineteen forty.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Hi is that Harry?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Let's calling?
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Hi Harry. Sorry, it's Alex calling from your internet service provider.
We just tried to get in contact with you VIRON
or a mad a response. Did you receive those phone calls?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No, it's it's not I. Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
It's just about the three G internet that's shutting down today.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Yeah, well I don't have to g.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Well, some people do rely on that service, So would
you mind if I just pass you through to the
automated response. It's just to make sure that there's no
interruptions to your service.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Were not collecting any data or anything.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Up, big time scam, just like it's Telstra. I don't
want anything from you. I don't want any money.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, just go.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
It's Alex Telstra.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I'm calling back.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Again, just to double check that you. I don't want
anything from you. I don't want any money from you.
I don't any details from you. I just need to
check that you your internet is going to work on
the outage change.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Get in there, Alex from Telstra. Hi, Harry, it's Alex
calling back. Sorry, Harry.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
I know that you. I know that you think this
is a scam. It's not a scam. I'm just calling
from your phone service provider. We're just making sure that
none of your services are going to be interrupted.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Well they're not, okay.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
It's just that the three G network is closing down today,
so I just want to make.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Sure I know that.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Okay, that's good. Do you mind if I just pass
you through to the automated system. It'll just take two minutes.
It's we don't want any money or any details or
anything fun of you.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'll just pass you through.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'll just pass you through.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Now.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
You may have heard that today the three G mobile
network is being shut down, which.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Means that the things you used to Okay, I don't
want anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do it. And then Tom you has been like, I'm
blaming it. Now, I'm playing it now, he's an eighty three.
I think we need to leave him.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
No, I think absolutely not. I think he's called him
one more time. I'll call him. I'll call him, I'll
call him. Oh Oho, this is tells your customer service,
Sean speaking.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I believe we've trying to get in touch with you
earlier today.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to tell the guy
I've got a five G phone.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I don't have to worry about three G, sup, because
I have nothing of three G in the house.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, okay, totally understand that.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Actually, what we're just trying to do is just to
make sure that your internet continues through when the change happens.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Well, then will because I'm on a five G.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
This is what I'm trying to tell you. Can we
just just.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Leave it to drop out on your phone?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm not going to have a drop out, Okay, I'm
telling you that you might.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Well if I do, I'll tell us that.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
All right, you're going to are you no?
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Well, you know, can't be stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, I'm just saying I just said, I'm just bothering me.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
I don't go on.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I'm not trying to bother you.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
We're just trying to help you.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yes, get him again, get him again?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You said you said it, Miss Dark.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
By the way, he was very accrossifate that he's on
five G as well. Farmers switched on that.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
I thought, guys, Harry is calling.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
No, he's not.
Speaker 12 (12:25):
He's calling.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We were just trying to brank him before the song.
He was hanging up on us. But he's calling back.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Hello, Hello, Harry, that Will? How are you mate?
Speaker 13 (12:36):
I'm good, Thank you, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's what are you here as well? Harry?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (12:40):
What you?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
How are you mate?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I was going to ring you Will because I know
you're getting married very shortly. What what?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
He's getting married?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But hes getting.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Congratulations?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Hopefully my future wife doesn't get the wrong one on
the day.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Harry.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's happened before, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Now, Harry, why are you calling us? Why are you
calling us? Harry?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I'm not because Kiss FM have rung me twice this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Why what about?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
I don't know. I've had tolls to ring and he
telling me about three G and I said no, I've
got a five G phone.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I'm not interested in talking to you, and they wanted
to pass me, so I said no, I don't want
to be past through. I know it wasn't you guys
having a prank call.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You should be ready for that three G change up though, Harry, because.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I don't get me started.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, even if you've got five G right now you
start off. There's about that's coming for five G phones though.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think there is actually a dropout that will happen
to five G phones.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Well, if it happens, it happened, I kiss FM will
buy me another phone, Harry.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I think it can be all sorted out with this.
With this thing here, we can help you out answer this.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Yeah, okay, you heard.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
That today the three G mobile network is being shut down,
which means that some of the things you use the
Internet for will no longer be available.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
You guys should be talking, Harry.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Are you won today?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
That's a well, well, you played a very straight bat,
you didn't. You didn't edge any of the nibblers outside
of very well done. Solid as a wrong. Although I
do think Anne had a large part to play in it.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I do.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I heard her in the background saying just hang up
on them.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Dad should be more tech savvy than the four year
old Harry.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
So the same prank around this three G network out
each So button push and Tommy, you're going to be
playing the role of internet provider.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, mate, no worries can do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
He worked on the voice on the voice because you because.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I went camp yesterday.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
It didn't work.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We think Australia's heard Camp.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Australia is across camp tom as a customer service rep.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So you're going more occer the customer service game this
time around.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yes, Telstra work you eleven?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Mate, love this. Let's see if we can get to.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Stereotype it does.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Is all right?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You've offended my whole commute. Yeah, sorry, that will well,
let's practice.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Oh good?
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Is that Stephen Whitelaw speaking mate? It's Alex calling from Telstra.
Just before I continue, you call with this call being
recorded for quality and training purposes.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Sure, sure, so, sure.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Awesome, awesome mate.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
I'm just calling today. I don't know if you've heard
that the three G network is shutting down today and
we're just making sure that people are across this and
making sure that their internet is going to continue.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Are you aware of this vaguely?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
All I'm going to do here is just transfer you
through to a computer operated system and it's just going
to ask you one question, and that's just to make
sure that your internet's going to continue.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Sure, awesome? Thank you. Two seconds.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
You may have heard that today the three G mobile
network is being shut down, which means that some of
the things you use the Internet for will no longer
be available to continue uninterrupted internet access. After the tone,
please provide a list of things you use the internet for?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Want?
Speaker 8 (16:25):
I use the internet for.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Everything?
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Facebook, email, movies, YouTube.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
It's saying that you're not being specific enough. I'm sorry again,
I don't get the list of things in front of me.
So just just we're just going to try and take
a while.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
With all the people in Telstra is giving this level
of service too, it's very impressive.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
So I'm just going to chuck you through one more
time again. Just try and be as specific as you can.
All right, Sorry.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
Again, after the tone, please provide a list of things
you use the internet that.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Four messages, females, YouTube, Instagram photos. Ask pretty dreary, Actually.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I get a Steven. It's Alex again. Just one final
question here. The systems flag that you have been using
the internet for YouTube. Do you mind if I ask
what specifically on YouTube use the internet to watch?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Watch on YouTube?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
YouTube?
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Anything, everything, everything's on YouTube.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
If you name one specific category though, the Will and
Woody show. Okay, perfect, one final question. I'm just going
to check you back through.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
Thank you. This is being forwarded onto our technical team.
Thank you for your ongoing loyalty. Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Very lucky you mentioned Will and Woody videos there, Dad.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
I started to get very suspicious about Alex.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Can I just say, Dad, we did this prank on
an eighty four year.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Old man yesterday. Yes, and he didn't buy it one iota.
He knew it was a prank within two seconds.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
But I reckon we had with a freak.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well. I was going to say egg on his face now,
because he's three G is going to drop out?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Steve, You're in the clear.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
I remember clear. That's he's just going to drop out.
That I'm in the clear. Thanks to Alix, God blessed.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Tell me, Dad, what is three G?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
I've got no idea what I was actually going to.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Ask you The same question.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
What is three G?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
This pranks on DA paid for your education? What is it?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
What is three G?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Okay? Well, okay, Dad, let's figure this out together.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
If so, there's five g's, there's four g's, and there's
a three G.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, so what is internet at the end? Because it's Internet?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
What is Internet?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
It feels like a much bigger question than what I'm
asking you.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
How long have you got? What?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
What is internet?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Was? In tech?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What could a G stand for?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Got to be strength? Strength related?
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Generator is a bit basic, isn't it? Generator three?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Good area though, because.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Googles no.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Gigawa gigawatt power or giggawatts as they call it in
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What about gigabytes? Dad?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
So we're getting three three gigabytes per second.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's enormous, three gigabytes per minute. It's generation generation.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Third generation Internet, fourth generation.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I'm a genius, absolutely genius.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Thanks for that, Dad.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Good by regards to Alex.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We're going to keep Alex's identity of secret just free safety.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
I think it's good for alex health.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
All right, Steve, thanks mate, So Will.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
My favorite bit of week is to do with the
fact that we are currently on a quest to become billionaires.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yes, a casual quest.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I wouldn't say it's causual.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I'm very serious about this quest to become a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
No, but I mean, like I think we you know,
most people with their billionaires, you know, they work very
very hard, as are we. You've done nothing so far.
I don't want a point. Thing is here, I've patented it. Yeah,
well I've done the trademark.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah we done?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Have you done?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I feel like what I'm doing is just kind of
like keeping this, keeping this in the right direction.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I think the best sometimes the best behind scenes operators
are the ones that you don't notice.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
And that's me right now. You just don't notice what
I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
It's the running off off the ball you do, rather than.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
My god, sorry phone.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Called, oh god, oh my god. Why would it be serious?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Wedding tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
But why would it be serious?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't know. My brother in law is calling me.
Can't answer that too much. Why would you be calling me? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Luke Love Luke, incredible man, anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Deceptively fast.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I learned of the Bucks.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yes, yes, big unit, heavy unit, powerful unit. Anyway? Where
was I billionaires? You and me?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
So if you haven't heard, by the way, our casual
slash intense quest to become billionaires.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
How wasn't it this shark tank's back.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
We are trying to come up with a million dollar
business idea, product or service because we want to get
on shark tanks rubbish.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's everywhere is serviet snapkins.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
People just scrunch your marmat felled on the ground. My
idea edible servites servas if you will, and I will.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Servy eats. The name zoom.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That is strong.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Steph from the cake Mama.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
I love a challenge, so I was thinking about some
ways to make it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'd love to give it a goat.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Have you ever weaned an edible napkin before?
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Mother of cakes, I've doubled in the edible napkin making before.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It looks like a napkin tastes really good if you've
really enjoyed your meal.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
This is actually a really great way to get more
of that flavor.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Is there any way we can make it just like
a little bit more absorbent, because right now I do
think it is an expensive nam bread.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Yeah, look, I think I can do something.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I think it works to test the absorbency of the serv,
we strapped afl legend Adam Cooney to a treadmill.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Fact like you're running away from something. What are you
most scared of?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
My emotions?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's got him really sweaty, and then wiped him down.
I've got sweat.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Well look at that absortant that's come straight off.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
But look at that it's a dried face.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Now, as part of this creation of this serv, we
brought in one of Australia's best and highly regarded food
critics in Melissa Lyon. Now, I hate to be playing
a prank after a prank, but this one, it just
really really really got me going.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
This prank. So we had her in here and she
was under the.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Impression that we were going to give her this edible
napkin to taste and effectively it's saying this was very
important to the success of the edible napkin.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
You know, it needs to taste good.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
But we were just like, she's never seen this that
we've made, so wouldn't it be funny if we just
put in front of her just just a normal napkin
and told her that it was edible and then watched.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Her eat it.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And I think it actually was so simple and just
like she's a food critic, right, so she's in here
to give us all the flourish and all the panache
of a food critic, but she's doing it with a
piece of paper and she has no idea, which I
mean again, I don't know. There will be a video
(24:00):
of that.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
For you guys to go and watch.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I'm looking at it, Hope Digital producer Laura Today the
Carrot it's up.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
It's going up tonight, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Carrot Hue, nice nice, nice city.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's up now.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's already so you can go and see it because the
podcast goes out on Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Look at her. You put it in the time.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Walk there, you've shaking it happened, you're shaking it?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, look yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I mean sorry, sorry sorry. See that he's coming in,
See that he's going in. Yes, let's get into that.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
All I wanted to say was go and watch it
because you'll see how hard it is for you and
me not to laugh because I couldn't look.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
At you because we knew we knew that it was.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Just paper and she was trying so hard and it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
So I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
This is the guy that's the guy right now.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Well, I mean I was already fooled.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
I thought these were just there for, you know, just
in case your thing didn't.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Do the thing. No, that is the servient.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Well, I'm certainly fooled.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
It looks it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Looks good, right, durability like it.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
You could have it stamped with the brand of the.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Visually compelling. I like it. I like it.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Okay, there's a couple here.
Speaker 12 (25:18):
I don't I'm not expected to eat all of them.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Just reckon sounds great, sounds, good, sounds.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Convinced.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
A real napkin?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Nice Jeezu really don't show it off, doesn't she?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's actually really nice.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Everybody listening out there, I'm about to eat that sound.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Sorry, that's just a real napkin.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
I'm sorry. You know what I think about that? Oh
my god, that's what I think. That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well done, Well done on the prank.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
All right, here we are.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Producer Brain Woody is currently fielding calls from extended family.
Give me a double thumbs out there. You're getting married tomorrow,
wood So there's a lot going on for you.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeahvid going on, Ford going on. But see, be's in here,
which is also bloody ad standing.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, hellow I love yeah what Well, there's a certain
mystery to see Bee's nickname, but now CB I think
is clear.
Speaker 14 (26:55):
Yeah, yeah, no, there is a story behind that, but
I don't know if we need to get in.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
We can't. No, we can't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We definitely can't. No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
For the diehard fans of the podcast, I have let
the full nickname slip a number of times.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Me by accident.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yes, all right, Actually, before we get into your phone
bit from the week, because you're in here to tell
us the producers bit from the week, Laura, I thought,
because this is the first time you're on the podcast,
you might be able to tell everyone about the time
that you saw Woody at the train station. Oh this
is so.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
This caught me at a really rough time.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
You caught me at a really rough time. And it was.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
A rough time waiting at the train station, really rough. No,
that was a really embarrassing Do you really want me
to go?
Speaker 12 (27:44):
And I can.
Speaker 14 (27:45):
I can another day.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
If you haven't got it in you, then you don't
have to share it. Woody can share it. From his perspective,
we can tell it together. I'll kick things off.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So so you had just I reckon you were very
fresh to the team.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
Yeah, I don't know if I was officially permanent.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah's helping, yeah, selling really early days.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But obviously we knew each other.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, and we were we were, you know, chatting, and
we knew each other's names, and you know, we were
starting to forge what I thought was a friendship. Anyway,
So we've been at work all day together.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Did you have a rebuttal to?
Speaker 12 (28:19):
I just was gonna say, we were, we were, we
were friends.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
How many? Well, well, we're about to find out where
you were. But plus or minus I think it's important
for the context of the story, plus or minus ten interactions.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Had you guys had almost definitely plus.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, probably plus, it wouldn't be it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Be too much plass.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
We've been we've filmed a.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Few things together and sat in a few meetings. You
would have had a number of over five minute conversations.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, so keep that in mind. I go, I'm here
to bury you, Laura.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I am your reckoning.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I know it's okay.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I go to the trade station and to my to
my surprise and excitement, there's Laura at the train station.
So I walk onto the platform, and I look directly
into Laura's eyes and then.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Go to do a wave. Laura looks straight through me,
and then you just turned around and look the other way.
And then I was like, that can't be Laura.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
That must be like there must be like a double
ganger of Laura.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
And then I was like, Laura, Laura, you go away
from each other, like wait, like five.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Meters three name three three?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
I pictured you because I heard this story a lot.
I pictured you fifty three. You were three meters three
meters away from each other as as you are now.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I we were looking at each other, into our eyes,
and then Laura just like blanked me and turned around.
And then I was like Laura, Laura, and she ignored me,
and I was like I must have got this wrong,
like this this woman La, but then I so then
I'm just standing there awkwardly going like.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Okay, so it mustn't be her.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And then eventually you turned around and looked at me,
and you were.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Like, oh, would he.
Speaker 16 (30:28):
I didn't think you were talking to me.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
It wasn't that bad. It was it was bad. It
was it was bad.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It was actually it's actually kind of sweet. Though, so
you fenough was that you didn't and.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
There wasn't anything on you.
Speaker 14 (30:57):
I think it was I was very new and I
was still very anxious with the work and my role,
and I was kind of like and then I was
just like, well, of course he's not talking.
Speaker 12 (31:07):
He can't be talking to me. Why would he be
talking to me, because you know, isn't it just ridiculous
who would talk to me?
Speaker 5 (31:13):
You know?
Speaker 12 (31:14):
And then I was just like, I was just like
talking to me.
Speaker 14 (31:17):
Because I've had so many moments before where I thought
that people are talking to me, and you know, when
you're just.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Like oh hey, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
The awkward moment you have to write it out and
you're just like, oh, it's sicky, it's so sicky.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I've been there.
Speaker 12 (31:32):
Yeah. Yeah, So that was one of those so great memories.
Great memories.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's great to have you.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Everyone should know if you do see Laura, she is
the most workwhoppers and in the world to talk to.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
So make sure you say hi to her. If you
say you're talking to.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Maybe you need to make up a sign or something
like that, like I am talking to Laura.
Speaker 12 (31:53):
Make it really clear. You want to make it very clear,
very very.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Okay, down you already to present for the producers.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
Today for the week I am, And this is always
usually a favorite bit for me is Battle of the
Gins because I think, I mean, I'm a gins Is.
I'm actually younger than Anlyse, so.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I record just want to know the way. Are you
angry about.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Why it made me feel old?
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (32:26):
Well look it can't help it.
Speaker 17 (32:28):
Six months by six months?
Speaker 12 (32:32):
Six months?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bad luck?
Speaker 14 (32:37):
Yes, and so everything when Anis doesn't know something, I
don't know it.
Speaker 12 (32:41):
There was something.
Speaker 14 (32:42):
I think there was something the other day and who
was it? Someone Murray, Bill Murray that one?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
You have no idea?
Speaker 14 (32:49):
So everyone out there and everyone's always like Anlyse, how
do you not know that? And I'm like, it's so weird,
how do you not know that?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Anse?
Speaker 14 (32:58):
I'm like, oh, yeah, yes, I can see they were
in that film.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
And I don't know how you don't know this? And
then I just played it off.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I think she had a haller this week as well.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Tell me you tell.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Me you you knew the one this week though?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You know where she finished on?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yes, you know, but do.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You know it was from?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
No?
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I didn't know?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, it was a great battle
of the Gens this week. Laura, thanks for coming in,
great to see. Thanks for having great part.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Of the team.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Laura, I'm talking to you alone.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's Will and Woodies.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
JUNI produce und Lise in the studio as we figure
out which generation is most out of touch. She's a
Genza where millennials wouldst borderline boomers, borderline boomers and that
it's the real gen Z thing to say, you lose,
you can't.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
What's fun making you us seem old? It just feels fun.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You're getting old, mate, I hate to say it to
my god, don't you are? Don't how old are you?
Twenty one?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
One would know.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
But a real gen Z gen Z thing for you
to do, I think was you went to the One
Direction movie on the weekend.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Yes, yes, we went to the This is Us one
Direction movie in honor of Li and Paigne and Laura
other digital producer and cav other digital producer.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
We all went together.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
It's not let's not keep it's not number.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Time.
Speaker 11 (34:38):
Yeah, sorry, we really have one and they morph into
one and we all cried together.
Speaker 12 (34:44):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
A R.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Let's get into a show, so you start, sure, no,
you go, you go?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
You want me to go? Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
So last week I don't know if you remember this,
but I called you Judy Dench, Yes you did, and
I was, so, who's Judy? And I was you did?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Google was off my laptop.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
Okay, Judy Dench is an actress. I know that for sure.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Okay, because I said, you did a good acting job.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
That's that's that's how you know that, and then association.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Something about it.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
I know that she's big.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
One film.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Give us one Dame Judy Dench, actually, give us one film,
one film that Dame Judy Dench was in.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
I want to go and say, Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Jesus, I think was in Propins?
Speaker 11 (35:33):
Was she wasn't Poppins, but I think she was?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
She who was Poppins? Julia Roberts.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
No, no, don't don't know Julia. I know I know
her face.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
She's the older lad.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
She's very beautiful. It's Julia.
Speaker 11 (35:50):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Making me say a second, one instance, Poppins is Dench
and now Poppins is Roberts.
Speaker 12 (35:58):
Who is so Poppins?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Is that lady?
Speaker 12 (36:03):
The music as well?
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yes, I can't.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Remember her name for the life of me.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Close.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
I want to say it's Julia, but it's not Julia.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Okay, it's okay, I can't remember.
Speaker 12 (36:15):
No, come on, it's maybe.
Speaker 11 (36:18):
Jane Joy, Judy Joy.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Well close, her name is Joy Andrews.
Speaker 17 (36:28):
Joy Andrews, Joy Andrews cot be right?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Why did we just got about ten points?
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Who's Bridget Mensla?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Jesus is my name? Here we go?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
In Frozen, Idina Menzel writes a lot of songs, so
potentially the sister of Idina Menzies.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think she said sounds like different people. You're talking like.
Speaker 11 (37:05):
Men's mensa A M E N D L e R Mendola,
Mendla sounds German.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't know Mendola, Mendler, Mendler.
Speaker 11 (37:16):
Now, I would be surprised if you don't know this
one interesting.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
So probably a model then or something we know. Yeah,
it was a very very.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Cheap shot, and I will bring you down with you.
Another version of carlis beinning around you.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
All right, let's let's do it.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Joey Membler, I think a musical theater singer.
Speaker 12 (37:45):
I'll give you half a point.
Speaker 11 (37:46):
Yes, Menla was on the Disney Channel and good luck Charlie.
She was a singer, but she's now a CEEO of
a space start up.
Speaker 15 (37:54):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
She went from Disney to be a space like rocket.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, she was like, well done, anymore study space?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, we give a New York time. Very good. All right,
now I'm excited about this one analyst. If I said
to you, you shall not.
Speaker 17 (38:15):
Pass, you shall not pass.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
So where's that from?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You don't know where it's from.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
I think it might be just a mean.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
It's just a meme, isn't it. You don't know. I'm
just me, you shall not pass? Stop doing it?
Speaker 11 (38:34):
Of the rings who says it, I was gonna say
dark Vader, that star.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Dark Vader.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean, in hindsight, that's what they should have called him. Hey,
he does wear dark clothes. It makes makes total sense.
He's from the dark side. He wears dark clothes. Shouldst Hey,
best guess this week undeniably, given that you've already got
Stephen Fryn full. Bill Bailey, who's umble. Bill Bailey is
touring all over the country. He's a very talented man.
(39:04):
He talks well. He plays great piano. Actually, and Bill,
we've got the keyboard here if you'd like to plug
that in.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Turn the mics on, I turn them on. Oh you
want them on? All right?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, that old one we've got there with the keyboard here,
if you've got any songs from your show that you
wanted to sort of have a noodle around with, but
up to you.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Right on, up to you. This is a this is
what a beast that is? Yeah, the old case two fifty.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Is that a complimentary term for the keyboard?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
The beast?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I think he's trying to be ironic.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
No, no, well look these things. You don't see him
that often. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, rare, they're kind of rare, actually, yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
And keyboard circles, you know, because people don't don't tend
to use these anymore.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
It's o G electronic. It sounds particularly tinny.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Yeah, that's well, that's it. Some people like to seek
that out tinny kind of Oh my god, has this
been just if you spent thirteen dollars on this?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
No expensive spad here, no expense.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
I like it. It's the K two fifty, the PM keyboard.
It's a Panasonic, not normally known for their keyboards. I
got to say, yeah, no, microwaves are.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Still having a crack Panasonic.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
They just this is the last, the last throw of
the dice.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
They made one keyboard, keyboard and they made this.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
One, and the shareholders going, no, no more of them.
Don't make any more of them anything. I don't make strimmers,
make like lawn mowers, but don't make any more of
these things. It sounds, I mean, it doesn't sound too bad.
I got to say, I'm gonna this is just.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Your classic piano though.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
That's that's a piano, that's a piano sound. So you've
got the kind of that's not too bad. I mean,
people have these things at hand the house and they
say to me, Bill, can you you play the piano?
Come on play?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Like, no, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
No, they go, now, come on, we've got the keyboard
set up for you. You know it's like the one you
have on stage. Yeah. Yeah, like the one that's got
two truckloads of gear to set up. And we bought
this thing from fourteen ninety nine from Argos. And then
you go, come on, bring the magic. Can you normally do?
Come on? Do this show? You can do it on that? Oh?
(41:33):
Is it?
Speaker 14 (41:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (41:33):
You're blaming your tools?
Speaker 14 (41:34):
You?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Oh the bird the bedman. The workman blames the tools,
and I get all that, you know all that, so but.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So I shut up and play there.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
I'll yeah, I'll just do me party. Yeah, I'll see
myself out. So what they do is they say to me, Bill,
play and it's like somebody's happy, but you know his birthday,
So they say play happy Birthday. But I say, I
won't do that because that's just too obvious. But what
(42:02):
I'll do operate in the minor key. And it's kind
of like got a bit sort of fresh. So you
(42:40):
can't get a tune out of these things. You just
have to know what you're doing.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
Well, that was like that was like Happy Birthday meets
Dracula meets Mozart.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yeah, you got it together. That's exactly right. That was
the kind of hybrid I was looking for.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
He diggts to build tour available at boom Presents dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
He's cut all his hair off.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, and the full.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Nerd nut exactly that. I had long hair for a
long time since when I was in my twenties.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, did you ever cut it from the twenties to now?
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Iconically like, yeah, it was, and it got really really
really long, and then and then it started to recede
down the back of my head. So it was it
started off as a kind of a mullet and then
it just disappeared, and I called it a scullet. That
was the way I described it. So it was more
just skull and then a bit of looked at the
back and then and then I was just getting out
(43:34):
of hand. It was. It was a danger. I nearly
set fire to myself.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Oh so you had a moment where you're like.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
I had a moment like, this is now a danger
to myself. Wow, I've become a liability. This hair is
a liability. And I was just like, no, it's got
to go. That was a message. I thought that was
a message from the universe.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
You know, Oh you have one of them? Did you
a lot of It's very in vogue at the moment,
messages from the universe, was it? I so it says
the universe of the universe, you know. It was just
say it's a message from God. Yeah, but now it's
it's a message in the universe.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
It's a sign. Yeah, I didn't realize that. What I'm
glad to be on trend.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, you're in the zuy.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Do you feel that people don't recognize you as much
now because the hair is so iconic.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
I think the back, the back of the head was
the iconic thing. So what happen was what normally happened
is but you walking down the street and people go,
wasn't it was that? And they look around and they go, yeah,
that was it? That was him. But now they go,
wasn't it And then they were it wasn't. So it's
sort of it solved that problem. So yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
If I may say, you've actually with the goad. You've
almost got like a bit of Billy Joel going on
at the moment.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Actually, actually somebody did say to me, they said you
look like Bill Bailey the other day. But I went, oh,
thanks so much, and they said but younger, and I
was like, yeah, I'm taking that.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Can I ask you about your animals? Go and then
you've lived or maybe still live with an armadillo.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yes, you said that like in a way that it
was more than just friends. You know, you live. I
don't live with it, the armored. I'm not sharing a
sort of you know, bed with it. But yeah, we
have an armor. We've got a breeding pair of three
banded armadillos in the garden and I hastened to add
(45:27):
Tommy and Pamela, and they've got to Tommy and Pamela
and they've got busy in the last couple of years
and they've had a little baby, Dylan. So we've got
a family of armadillo's.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
They're really cool. We're actually the first people in Britain
to breed three bandits, notoriously difficult to breed. And is
any armadillo breeders out there? You never know?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
But yeah, what's the sacred what's the secret to get
an armidillo?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Well, put one of them in a rawchy red swim suit.
Bill Memorry out My Animals and Other Animals, aptly titled.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
There's stories that that that go off at tangents when
an animal was hanging out with us.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Is there an encounter with a jaguar?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yes, there is an encounter with a jaguar. Was I
was making a doco with about the jaguar, which was.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
You feel free to play any music?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
I mean like we have got the piano in front
of you.
Speaker 13 (46:21):
Yes, yes, doco in South America about the jaguar.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
The locals call it on the beast that kills with
one bite. I thought maybe I'm two. I was in
the panta. Now, you know, the biggest area of wetland
in the Brazilian Central region the size of Belgium. I
always feel sorry for Belgium because Belgium always gets kind
(46:56):
of things the size of Belgium, you know what I mean,
like a swarm of bees, the size of Belgium, an iceberg,
the size of bell Bell. I'm so much more than that.
It's used as an international unit of peril and they
just go, yeah, this big thing, this bunny thing is
the size of Belgium. Anyway. The jagger, the whole point
of the show was called last Chance to See. They're rare.
Whatever the animal is is rare, and this the jaggers
(47:18):
are kind of endangered. And yeah, and we get there
and we met one. There was an army mascot and
this thing was semi pets but not really. It leapt
at me, actually grabbed me around the waist and flipped
me over, like terrifying. But wow, obviously they're like, you know,
the camera guys didn't put the camera down and help,
(47:42):
you know, It's like, yeah, just keep filming.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
This is great. Who got it off?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Here?
Speaker 5 (47:46):
A couple of the handlers were freaking out, like, yeahs
the TV, he's got the presenter, cameraman.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Fine, but he's got there's a presenter.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah no, that's not good. It turns out just playing.
But even so, it was like it was.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Like a yeah flash, Yeah, they're so quick.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, that's what was so amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Is there footage of this Bill?
Speaker 5 (48:08):
Yeah? There is. It's in the show. If you want to, I.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Absolutely want to see you attacked by jaguar. I don't
know why, but I have to see that.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Tickets to Bill's tour available at BOM presents dot com
b O h M Presents.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
If you go and.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
Sinigate man tell stories about jaguars and play beautiful piano
like get along right on?
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Thanks?
Speaker 7 (48:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh that was that was a treat. Just being in
front of that guy with a keyboard. Wasn't so much time?
So much effortless? Effortless, Yeah, effortless.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Give me a story about South America players, South American jingles.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
So good.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Hey you're getting married tomorrow. Yeah, so we gotta go
because youre gonna get in the car.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
That's a great plan. And a great plan.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, so this podcast goes out on Tuesday, guys, which
means that there will be a full wedding show podcast
here in the feed. And I don't know, because I'm
talking in the future, whether that's going to be Monday
or so.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yesterday, so it might already be.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Up or tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
That will put the full show out and you can
listen to some really beautiful stuff from Wood and Miym's wedding.
Good luck, mate, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
I've got much more. Yeah, I've got three hours with
you in the cast. I'm not going to blow my
load on it now, but fairpoint for everyone else.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
Fair point.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I'll look forward to the wedding show.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Goodbye absolutely next time you hear from me, I'll be
your husband.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Struth almighty. Okay, bye
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello everyone, Welcome to the podcast best Bits of the
Week with all the behind the scenes gear. But you should,
guys should all know that what he is getting married tomorrow.
Where are you at, mate? Where are you at? What
are you running on your lips?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
There?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Vasselaine?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh wow, but you put a lot on.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I don't know why I did that. My lips weren't
even that dry. I'm just doing things. It's like it's
like I just need to busy myself with anything to
take my mind off the fact that I'm I am
feeling very nervous and anxious about tomorrow. You just told
you before I said goodbye to Mim like three hours ago.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Which was.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Why why?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh no, oh it's back, Okay, Okay, you're right, I'm worried.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm just very overwhelmed with emotion.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I don't think I'm I'm learning about myself and I'm
not a very emotional person. But then when I do
feel the feels, I feel them hard. So saying goodbye
to mem this morning was it was like it was
like there was emotions there, but it's like happy emotions
because the next time I.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
See him, Yeah, yeah. So that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's really really exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And that's that's a great thing to be thinking about.
So yeah, so that's going on. And then my best
man called me a couple of hours ago and he
was like, hey, mate, just double checking that I I
don't have the rings. There's a bit of confusion as
to who currently had the rings. So I said to him,
I was like, mate, don't worry, I'm on it. I've
(01:43):
got the rings. And by the way, I put them
in a special place. And then as I said special place,
I was like, oh my god, I forgot where the
special place is. So I spent like a long time
this morning looking for the misplaced rings. Amazingly, the special
(02:03):
place was my bum bag.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh I never used. But I never used my bum bag.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's probably why it was a special place.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I think exactly, if we can take myself back to
when I said we should a special place this yes,
so the rings, I've got them.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
They're in my bum bag.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
God, what do you want me to take him? Because
I'm going to take him from here too.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's probably a good idea the wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think that's a good idea. How long did you
lose them for it's about an hour.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh my god, that's shocking. Did you after yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh no, And if if the if my best man
didn't call me forgotten, I probably would be here right
now without the rings and thinking about where my special
place is.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
But we've got them.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Were you what what level of like hysteria are you
in looking for them?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I was in full Panya, full panic and I didn't
really know, like I was just turning the house wow effectively.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But and then then was.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Kind of you look like what what? Like what if
I think special place? Like what are you were you?
Were you doing that thing where you're standing in like
the middle of the house going like special place, special place?
Where is special place?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What you think? Think? Retrace your steps. You walked in
the door and you said to yourself, I'm going to
put them special place. Oh I wish I was someone's
filming you. Then I think that's CCTV because that would
be good for where did you?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Where did you like like everywhere? But of the weirdest
place that you were like Remy's under draw. I don't
know why I thought that would be this.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Purp And I was like, oh, maybe that's a great
hiding position like Remy's under draw.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Honestly, I looked everywhere. Wow, I looked everywhere.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
How does that happen?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Like like I think? I think again, I'm just not
operating at any sort of.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You've lost level you've lost talk about? I mean, I
said before, what else have you gotten this fall bag
worth of Cole's goodies that you've brought in today?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
So I also had to duck into Coles because I've
I've written Mim a letter for her to open tomorrow with.
So she's going to be struggling this struggling the stomach
food tomorrow because you'll be very nervous. So I've written
her a letter and attached some fantastic chicken noodles and
(04:25):
a twirl because she likes that's what she eats when
she's feeling nervous and anti cool.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So that was the main reason for the supermarket trap.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And then I just thought, why not get heavy Soshi
rolls and a kilo of carrots?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
How are you going to get that to her? If
you're not going to stay.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
She's got oh nice, got dropped at a bridesmaid Great? Yeah,
okay on we're.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
On Oh my god, you too? Honestly, just to you. No,
not usually not the band. Oh my god, you're actually
losing it. Yes, mate, I'm talking about Bono far out.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I think suits in the car. We're good.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We're good now, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay, we should do it a check of everything before
we hit the road, though.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know what stuff you've got, yeah, but we'll figure.
I've got stuff I've got to put in there as well.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Car's pretty full.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I said this to you yesterday. I said to you,
I was like, how fools the CARGANIV. I told you this.
It's you are a night man, all right. But look,
that's obviously going to be coming up a lot throughout
the show. But if you can, let's get into the
best bits of the week.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Are you cool with that?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Totally fine, And I've got it a minute, a minute,
I'm on it all over it?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, cool if it is the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I am like white on rice, all right, what does
that even mean?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's a good expression. Actually, I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I've always liked it, like white on rice because it's
unavoidable for Rice that it's going to be white, So
it's unavoidable.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh my god, I can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's what it's unlu I think it's unavoidable.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, you did, But what I meant to say is
it's unavoidable.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Unavoidable, which is sometimes when you can't get the glad
when you come put the foil of it and the
glad app.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah's the worst.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Actually, the stickiness of glad rap has got worse over
the years.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh you did to do it wrong. You're not keeping
it taught enough now.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But I should grip the edge of the plate better.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because it does if you do it tight enough.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
There's a certain amount of tension that I've seen you
glad wrap things before you end up just doing like
ten wraps around because.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You never get it right.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I do very corners.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Now, let's talk about some of the best bits, but
my favorite of them this week was definitely definitely this
three G prank that we pulled. Oh yeah, initially we would,
I mean we were talking about just doing it on
older people, so you know, the idea actually initially to
pull the gurten down a bit was we were going
(06:56):
to do it on your dad. We couldn't get onto him,
and then we're like, prank Harry, Yes, yeah, he was
a good friend of the show.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now Harry.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So we pranked Harry and then afterwards we were like,
well this we didn't Well, you're going to hear how
that went. And then you know, obviously straight afterwards we
were like, as well, get your dad, like we're here,
bloody ear, I'll explain more of that past me. We'll
explain more of that from the radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
During the week I.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Listened three G is ending.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't even know what the three G is, but
it's with Telstra and Opts and effectively the big headline
is that it's going to be ending. Because of that,
a few people had some internet outages yesterday and today
because three G is ending. Sure Now, if I don't
understand this will then I would say, our very good friend,
the eighty three year old Harry will also have no
(07:47):
idea what's going on with the three Gen network being
out struggle. If you don't know Harry, he's to come
on the show every single week and effectively give tech support.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yep, give me phrases that you would use to activate Siri.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Suey please wing my wife.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Hilarious.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
It was great, but I just thought it'd be very
funny if we called Harry now yep and effectively tried
to prank him around this three G network outage. Tommy,
I think he'll know our voices. Yeah, so if at
all we think there needs to be a human input here,
you know the robot first, but if it needs human interaction,
(08:28):
I think you need to talk.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Sure it can do? Okay?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Hello, Hi, this is an automated message from your Internet
service provider. Press one to confirm This is Harry Harrop
with date of birth the fifteenth of August nineteen forty.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Hi is that Harry?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Let's calling?
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Hi Harry. Sorry, it's Alex calling from your internet service provider.
We just tried to get in contact with you VIRON
or a mad a response. Did you receive those phone calls?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No, it's it's not I. Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
It's just about the three G internet that's shutting down today.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Yeah, well I don't have to g.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Well, some people do rely on that service, So would
you mind if I just pass you through to the
automated response. It's just to make sure that there's no
interruptions to your service.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Were not collecting any data or anything.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Up, big time scam, just like it's Telstra. I don't
want anything from you. I don't want any money.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, just go.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
It's Alex Telstra.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I'm calling back.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Again, just to double check that you. I don't want
anything from you. I don't want any money from you.
I don't any details from you. I just need to
check that you your internet is going to work on
the outage change.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Get in there, Alex from Telstra. Hi, Harry, it's Alex
calling back. Sorry, Harry.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
I know that you. I know that you think this
is a scam. It's not a scam. I'm just calling
from your phone service provider. We're just making sure that
none of your services are going to be interrupted.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Well they're not, okay.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
It's just that the three G network is closing down today,
so I just want to make.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Sure I know that.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Okay, that's good. Do you mind if I just pass
you through to the automated system. It'll just take two minutes.
It's we don't want any money or any details or
anything fun of you.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'll just pass you through.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'll just pass you through.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Now.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
You may have heard that today the three G mobile
network is being shut down, which.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Means that the things you used to Okay, I don't
want anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do it. And then Tom you has been like, I'm
blaming it. Now, I'm playing it now, he's an eighty three.
I think we need to leave him.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
No, I think absolutely not. I think he's called him
one more time. I'll call him. I'll call him, I'll
call him. Oh Oho, this is tells your customer service,
Sean speaking.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I believe we've trying to get in touch with you
earlier today.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to tell the guy
I've got a five G phone.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I don't have to worry about three G, sup, because
I have nothing of three G in the house.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, okay, totally understand that.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Actually, what we're just trying to do is just to
make sure that your internet continues through when the change happens.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Well, then will because I'm on a five G.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
This is what I'm trying to tell you. Can we
just just.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Leave it to drop out on your phone?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm not going to have a drop out, Okay, I'm
telling you that you might.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Well if I do, I'll tell us that.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
All right, you're going to are you no?
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Well, you know, can't be stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, I'm just saying I just said, I'm just bothering me.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
I don't go on.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I'm not trying to bother you.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
We're just trying to help you.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yes, get him again, get him again?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You said you said it, Miss Dark.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
By the way, he was very accrossifate that he's on
five G as well. Farmers switched on that.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
I thought, guys, Harry is calling.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
No, he's not.
Speaker 12 (12:25):
He's calling.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We were just trying to brank him before the song.
He was hanging up on us. But he's calling back.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Hello, Hello, Harry, that Will? How are you mate?
Speaker 13 (12:36):
I'm good, Thank you, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's what are you here as well? Harry?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (12:40):
What you?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
How are you mate?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I was going to ring you Will because I know
you're getting married very shortly. What what?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
He's getting married?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But hes getting.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Congratulations?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Hopefully my future wife doesn't get the wrong one on
the day.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Harry.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's happened before, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Now, Harry, why are you calling us? Why are you
calling us? Harry?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I'm not because Kiss FM have rung me twice this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Why what about?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
I don't know. I've had tolls to ring and he
telling me about three G and I said no, I've
got a five G phone.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I'm not interested in talking to you, and they wanted
to pass me, so I said no, I don't want
to be past through. I know it wasn't you guys
having a prank call.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You should be ready for that three G change up though, Harry, because.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I don't get me started.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, even if you've got five G right now you
start off. There's about that's coming for five G phones though.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think there is actually a dropout that will happen
to five G phones.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Well, if it happens, it happened, I kiss FM will
buy me another phone, Harry.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I think it can be all sorted out with this.
With this thing here, we can help you out answer this.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Yeah, okay, you heard.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
That today the three G mobile network is being shut down,
which means that some of the things you use the
Internet for will no longer be available.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
You guys should be talking, Harry.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Are you won today?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
That's a well, well, you played a very straight bat,
you didn't. You didn't edge any of the nibblers outside
of very well done. Solid as a wrong. Although I
do think Anne had a large part to play in it.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I do.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I heard her in the background saying just hang up
on them.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Dad should be more tech savvy than the four year
old Harry.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
So the same prank around this three G network out
each So button push and Tommy, you're going to be
playing the role of internet provider.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, mate, no worries can do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
He worked on the voice on the voice because you because.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I went camp yesterday.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
It didn't work.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We think Australia's heard Camp.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Australia is across camp tom as a customer service rep.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So you're going more occer the customer service game this
time around.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yes, Telstra work you eleven?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Mate, love this. Let's see if we can get to.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Stereotype it does.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Is all right?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You've offended my whole commute. Yeah, sorry, that will well,
let's practice.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Oh good?
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Is that Stephen Whitelaw speaking mate? It's Alex calling from Telstra.
Just before I continue, you call with this call being
recorded for quality and training purposes.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Sure, sure, so, sure.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Awesome, awesome mate.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
I'm just calling today. I don't know if you've heard
that the three G network is shutting down today and
we're just making sure that people are across this and
making sure that their internet is going to continue.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Are you aware of this vaguely?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
All I'm going to do here is just transfer you
through to a computer operated system and it's just going
to ask you one question, and that's just to make
sure that your internet's going to continue.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Sure, awesome? Thank you. Two seconds.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
You may have heard that today the three G mobile
network is being shut down, which means that some of
the things you use the Internet for will no longer
be available to continue uninterrupted internet access. After the tone,
please provide a list of things you use the internet for?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Want?
Speaker 8 (16:25):
I use the internet for.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Everything?
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Facebook, email, movies, YouTube.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
It's saying that you're not being specific enough. I'm sorry again,
I don't get the list of things in front of me.
So just just we're just going to try and take
a while.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
With all the people in Telstra is giving this level
of service too, it's very impressive.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
So I'm just going to chuck you through one more
time again. Just try and be as specific as you can.
All right, Sorry.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
Again, after the tone, please provide a list of things
you use the internet that.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Four messages, females, YouTube, Instagram photos. Ask pretty dreary, Actually.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I get a Steven. It's Alex again. Just one final
question here. The systems flag that you have been using
the internet for YouTube. Do you mind if I ask
what specifically on YouTube use the internet to watch?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Watch on YouTube?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
YouTube?
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Anything, everything, everything's on YouTube.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
If you name one specific category though, the Will and
Woody show. Okay, perfect, one final question. I'm just going
to check you back through.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
Thank you. This is being forwarded onto our technical team.
Thank you for your ongoing loyalty. Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Very lucky you mentioned Will and Woody videos there, Dad.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
I started to get very suspicious about Alex.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Can I just say, Dad, we did this prank on
an eighty four year.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Old man yesterday. Yes, and he didn't buy it one iota.
He knew it was a prank within two seconds.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
But I reckon we had with a freak.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well. I was going to say egg on his face now,
because he's three G is going to drop out?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Steve, You're in the clear.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
I remember clear. That's he's just going to drop out.
That I'm in the clear. Thanks to Alix, God blessed.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Tell me, Dad, what is three G?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
I've got no idea what I was actually going to.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Ask you The same question.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
What is three G?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
This pranks on DA paid for your education? What is it?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
What is three G?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Okay? Well, okay, Dad, let's figure this out together.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
If so, there's five g's, there's four g's, and there's
a three G.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, so what is internet at the end? Because it's Internet?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
What is Internet?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
It feels like a much bigger question than what I'm
asking you.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
How long have you got? What?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
What is internet?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Was? In tech?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What could a G stand for?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Got to be strength? Strength related?
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Generator is a bit basic, isn't it? Generator three?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Good area though, because.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Googles no.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Gigawa gigawatt power or giggawatts as they call it in
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What about gigabytes? Dad?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
So we're getting three three gigabytes per second.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's enormous, three gigabytes per minute. It's generation generation.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Third generation Internet, fourth generation.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I'm a genius, absolutely genius.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Thanks for that, Dad.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Good by regards to Alex.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We're going to keep Alex's identity of secret just free safety.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
I think it's good for alex health.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
All right, Steve, thanks mate, So Will.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
My favorite bit of week is to do with the
fact that we are currently on a quest to become billionaires.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yes, a casual quest.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I wouldn't say it's causual.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I'm very serious about this quest to become a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
No, but I mean, like I think we you know,
most people with their billionaires, you know, they work very
very hard, as are we. You've done nothing so far.
I don't want a point. Thing is here, I've patented it. Yeah,
well I've done the trademark.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah we done?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Have you done?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I feel like what I'm doing is just kind of
like keeping this, keeping this in the right direction.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I think the best sometimes the best behind scenes operators
are the ones that you don't notice.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
And that's me right now. You just don't notice what
I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
It's the running off off the ball you do, rather than.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
My god, sorry phone.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Called, oh god, oh my god. Why would it be serious?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Wedding tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
But why would it be serious?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't know. My brother in law is calling me.
Can't answer that too much. Why would you be calling me? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Luke Love Luke, incredible man, anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Deceptively fast.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I learned of the Bucks.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yes, yes, big unit, heavy unit, powerful unit. Anyway? Where
was I billionaires? You and me?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
So if you haven't heard, by the way, our casual
slash intense quest to become billionaires.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
How wasn't it this shark tank's back.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
We are trying to come up with a million dollar
business idea, product or service because we want to get
on shark tanks rubbish.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's everywhere is serviet snapkins.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
People just scrunch your marmat felled on the ground. My
idea edible servites servas if you will, and I will.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Servy eats. The name zoom.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That is strong.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Steph from the cake Mama.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
I love a challenge, so I was thinking about some
ways to make it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'd love to give it a goat.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Have you ever weaned an edible napkin before?
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Mother of cakes, I've doubled in the edible napkin making before.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It looks like a napkin tastes really good if you've
really enjoyed your meal.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
This is actually a really great way to get more
of that flavor.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Is there any way we can make it just like
a little bit more absorbent, because right now I do
think it is an expensive nam bread.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
Yeah, look, I think I can do something.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I think it works to test the absorbency of the serv,
we strapped afl legend Adam Cooney to a treadmill.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Fact like you're running away from something. What are you
most scared of?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
My emotions?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's got him really sweaty, and then wiped him down.
I've got sweat.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Well look at that absortant that's come straight off.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
But look at that it's a dried face.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Now, as part of this creation of this serv, we
brought in one of Australia's best and highly regarded food
critics in Melissa Lyon. Now, I hate to be playing
a prank after a prank, but this one, it just
really really really got me going.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
This prank. So we had her in here and she
was under the.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Impression that we were going to give her this edible
napkin to taste and effectively it's saying this was very
important to the success of the edible napkin.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
You know, it needs to taste good.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
But we were just like, she's never seen this that
we've made, so wouldn't it be funny if we just
put in front of her just just a normal napkin
and told her that it was edible and then watched.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Her eat it.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And I think it actually was so simple and just
like she's a food critic, right, so she's in here
to give us all the flourish and all the panache
of a food critic, but she's doing it with a
piece of paper and she has no idea, which I
mean again, I don't know. There will be a video
(24:00):
of that.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
For you guys to go and watch.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I'm looking at it, Hope Digital producer Laura Today the
Carrot it's up.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
It's going up tonight, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Carrot Hue, nice nice, nice city.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's up now.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's already so you can go and see it because the
podcast goes out on Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Look at her. You put it in the time.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Walk there, you've shaking it happened, you're shaking it?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, look yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I mean sorry, sorry sorry. See that he's coming in,
See that he's going in. Yes, let's get into that.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
All I wanted to say was go and watch it
because you'll see how hard it is for you and
me not to laugh because I couldn't look.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
At you because we knew we knew that it was.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Just paper and she was trying so hard and it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
So I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
This is the guy that's the guy right now.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Well, I mean I was already fooled.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
I thought these were just there for, you know, just
in case your thing didn't.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Do the thing. No, that is the servient.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Well, I'm certainly fooled.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
It looks it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Looks good, right, durability like it.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
You could have it stamped with the brand of the.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Visually compelling. I like it. I like it.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Okay, there's a couple here.
Speaker 12 (25:18):
I don't I'm not expected to eat all of them.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Just reckon sounds great, sounds, good, sounds.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Convinced.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
A real napkin?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Nice Jeezu really don't show it off, doesn't she?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's actually really nice.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Everybody listening out there, I'm about to eat that sound.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Sorry, that's just a real napkin.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
I'm sorry. You know what I think about that? Oh
my god, that's what I think. That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well done, Well done on the prank.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
All right, here we are.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Producer Brain Woody is currently fielding calls from extended family.
Give me a double thumbs out there. You're getting married tomorrow,
wood So there's a lot going on for you.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeahvid going on, Ford going on. But see, be's in here,
which is also bloody ad standing.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, hellow I love yeah what Well, there's a certain
mystery to see Bee's nickname, but now CB I think
is clear.
Speaker 14 (26:55):
Yeah, yeah, no, there is a story behind that, but
I don't know if we need to get in.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
We can't. No, we can't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We definitely can't. No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
For the diehard fans of the podcast, I have let
the full nickname slip a number of times.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Me by accident.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yes, all right, Actually, before we get into your phone
bit from the week, because you're in here to tell
us the producers bit from the week, Laura, I thought,
because this is the first time you're on the podcast,
you might be able to tell everyone about the time
that you saw Woody at the train station. Oh this
is so.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
This caught me at a really rough time.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
You caught me at a really rough time. And it was.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
A rough time waiting at the train station, really rough. No,
that was a really embarrassing Do you really want me
to go?
Speaker 12 (27:44):
And I can.
Speaker 14 (27:45):
I can another day.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
If you haven't got it in you, then you don't
have to share it. Woody can share it. From his perspective,
we can tell it together. I'll kick things off.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So so you had just I reckon you were very
fresh to the team.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
Yeah, I don't know if I was officially permanent.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah's helping, yeah, selling really early days.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But obviously we knew each other.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, and we were we were, you know, chatting, and
we knew each other's names, and you know, we were
starting to forge what I thought was a friendship. Anyway,
So we've been at work all day together.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Did you have a rebuttal to?
Speaker 12 (28:19):
I just was gonna say, we were, we were, we
were friends.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
How many? Well, well, we're about to find out where
you were. But plus or minus I think it's important
for the context of the story, plus or minus ten interactions.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Had you guys had almost definitely plus.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, probably plus, it wouldn't be it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Be too much plass.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
We've been we've filmed a.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Few things together and sat in a few meetings. You
would have had a number of over five minute conversations.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, so keep that in mind. I go, I'm here
to bury you, Laura.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I am your reckoning.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I know it's okay.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I go to the trade station and to my to
my surprise and excitement, there's Laura at the train station.
So I walk onto the platform, and I look directly
into Laura's eyes and then.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Go to do a wave. Laura looks straight through me,
and then you just turned around and look the other way.
And then I was like, that can't be Laura.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
That must be like there must be like a double
ganger of Laura.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
And then I was like, Laura, Laura, you go away
from each other, like wait, like five.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Meters three name three three?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
I pictured you because I heard this story a lot.
I pictured you fifty three. You were three meters three
meters away from each other as as you are now.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I we were looking at each other, into our eyes,
and then Laura just like blanked me and turned around.
And then I was like Laura, Laura, and she ignored me,
and I was like I must have got this wrong,
like this this woman La, but then I so then
I'm just standing there awkwardly going like.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Okay, so it mustn't be her.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And then eventually you turned around and looked at me,
and you were.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Like, oh, would he.
Speaker 16 (30:28):
I didn't think you were talking to me.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
It wasn't that bad. It was it was bad. It
was it was bad.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It was actually it's actually kind of sweet. Though, so
you fenough was that you didn't and.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
There wasn't anything on you.
Speaker 14 (30:57):
I think it was I was very new and I
was still very anxious with the work and my role,
and I was kind of like and then I was
just like, well, of course he's not talking.
Speaker 12 (31:07):
He can't be talking to me. Why would he be
talking to me, because you know, isn't it just ridiculous
who would talk to me?
Speaker 5 (31:13):
You know?
Speaker 12 (31:14):
And then I was just like, I was just like
talking to me.
Speaker 14 (31:17):
Because I've had so many moments before where I thought
that people are talking to me, and you know, when
you're just.
Speaker 12 (31:23):
Like oh hey, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
The awkward moment you have to write it out and
you're just like, oh, it's sicky, it's so sicky.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I've been there.
Speaker 12 (31:32):
Yeah. Yeah, So that was one of those so great memories.
Great memories.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's great to have you.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Everyone should know if you do see Laura, she is
the most workwhoppers and in the world to talk to.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
So make sure you say hi to her. If you
say you're talking to.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Maybe you need to make up a sign or something
like that, like I am talking to Laura.
Speaker 12 (31:53):
Make it really clear. You want to make it very clear,
very very.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Okay, down you already to present for the producers.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
Today for the week I am, And this is always
usually a favorite bit for me is Battle of the
Gins because I think, I mean, I'm a gins Is.
I'm actually younger than Anlyse, so.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I record just want to know the way. Are you
angry about.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Why it made me feel old?
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (32:26):
Well look it can't help it.
Speaker 17 (32:28):
Six months by six months?
Speaker 12 (32:32):
Six months?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bad luck?
Speaker 14 (32:37):
Yes, and so everything when Anis doesn't know something, I
don't know it.
Speaker 12 (32:41):
There was something.
Speaker 14 (32:42):
I think there was something the other day and who
was it? Someone Murray, Bill Murray that one?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
You have no idea?
Speaker 14 (32:49):
So everyone out there and everyone's always like Anlyse, how
do you not know that? And I'm like, it's so weird,
how do you not know that?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Anse?
Speaker 14 (32:58):
I'm like, oh, yeah, yes, I can see they were
in that film.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
And I don't know how you don't know this? And
then I just played it off.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I think she had a haller this week as well.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Tell me you tell.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Me you you knew the one this week though?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You know where she finished on?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yes, you know, but do.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You know it was from?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
No?
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I didn't know?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, it was a great battle
of the Gens this week. Laura, thanks for coming in,
great to see. Thanks for having great part.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Of the team.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Laura, I'm talking to you alone.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's Will and Woodies.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
JUNI produce und Lise in the studio as we figure
out which generation is most out of touch. She's a
Genza where millennials wouldst borderline boomers, borderline boomers and that
it's the real gen Z thing to say, you lose,
you can't.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
What's fun making you us seem old? It just feels fun.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You're getting old, mate, I hate to say it to
my god, don't you are? Don't how old are you?
Twenty one?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
One would know.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
But a real gen Z gen Z thing for you
to do, I think was you went to the One
Direction movie on the weekend.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Yes, yes, we went to the This is Us one
Direction movie in honor of Li and Paigne and Laura
other digital producer and cav other digital producer.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
We all went together.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
It's not let's not keep it's not number.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Time.
Speaker 11 (34:38):
Yeah, sorry, we really have one and they morph into
one and we all cried together.
Speaker 12 (34:44):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
A R.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Let's get into a show, so you start, sure, no,
you go, you go?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
You want me to go? Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
So last week I don't know if you remember this,
but I called you Judy Dench, Yes you did, and
I was, so, who's Judy? And I was you did?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Google was off my laptop.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
Okay, Judy Dench is an actress. I know that for sure.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Okay, because I said, you did a good acting job.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
That's that's that's how you know that, and then association.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Something about it.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
I know that she's big.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
One film.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Give us one Dame Judy Dench, actually, give us one film,
one film that Dame Judy Dench was in.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
I want to go and say, Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Jesus, I think was in Propins?
Speaker 11 (35:33):
Was she wasn't Poppins, but I think she was?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
She who was Poppins? Julia Roberts.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
No, no, don't don't know Julia. I know I know
her face.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
She's the older lad.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
She's very beautiful. It's Julia.
Speaker 11 (35:50):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Making me say a second, one instance, Poppins is Dench
and now Poppins is Roberts.
Speaker 12 (35:58):
Who is so Poppins?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Is that lady?
Speaker 12 (36:03):
The music as well?
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yes, I can't.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Remember her name for the life of me.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Close.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
I want to say it's Julia, but it's not Julia.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Okay, it's okay, I can't remember.
Speaker 12 (36:15):
No, come on, it's maybe.
Speaker 11 (36:18):
Jane Joy, Judy Joy.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Well close, her name is Joy Andrews.
Speaker 17 (36:28):
Joy Andrews, Joy Andrews cot be right?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Why did we just got about ten points?
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Who's Bridget Mensla?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Jesus is my name? Here we go?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
In Frozen, Idina Menzel writes a lot of songs, so
potentially the sister of Idina Menzies.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think she said sounds like different people. You're talking like.
Speaker 11 (37:05):
Men's mensa A M E N D L e R Mendola,
Mendla sounds German.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't know Mendola, Mendler, Mendler.
Speaker 11 (37:16):
Now, I would be surprised if you don't know this
one interesting.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
So probably a model then or something we know. Yeah,
it was a very very.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Cheap shot, and I will bring you down with you.
Another version of carlis beinning around you.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
All right, let's let's do it.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Joey Membler, I think a musical theater singer.
Speaker 12 (37:45):
I'll give you half a point.
Speaker 11 (37:46):
Yes, Menla was on the Disney Channel and good luck Charlie.
She was a singer, but she's now a CEEO of
a space start up.
Speaker 15 (37:54):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
She went from Disney to be a space like rocket.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, she was like, well done, anymore study space?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, we give a New York time. Very good. All right,
now I'm excited about this one analyst. If I said
to you, you shall not.
Speaker 17 (38:15):
Pass, you shall not pass.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
So where's that from?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You don't know where it's from.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
I think it might be just a mean.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
It's just a meme, isn't it. You don't know. I'm
just me, you shall not pass? Stop doing it?
Speaker 11 (38:34):
Of the rings who says it, I was gonna say
dark Vader, that star.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Dark Vader.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean, in hindsight, that's what they should have called him. Hey,
he does wear dark clothes. It makes makes total sense.
He's from the dark side. He wears dark clothes. Shouldst Hey,
best guess this week undeniably, given that you've already got
Stephen Fryn full. Bill Bailey, who's umble. Bill Bailey is
touring all over the country. He's a very talented man.
(39:04):
He talks well. He plays great piano. Actually, and Bill,
we've got the keyboard here if you'd like to plug
that in.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Turn the mics on, I turn them on. Oh you
want them on? All right?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, that old one we've got there with the keyboard here,
if you've got any songs from your show that you
wanted to sort of have a noodle around with, but
up to you.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Right on, up to you. This is a this is
what a beast that is? Yeah, the old case two fifty.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Is that a complimentary term for the keyboard?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
The beast?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I think he's trying to be ironic.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
No, no, well look these things. You don't see him
that often. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, rare, they're kind of rare, actually, yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
And keyboard circles, you know, because people don't don't tend
to use these anymore.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
It's o G electronic. It sounds particularly tinny.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Yeah, that's well, that's it. Some people like to seek
that out tinny kind of Oh my god, has this
been just if you spent thirteen dollars on this?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
No expensive spad here, no expense.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
I like it. It's the K two fifty, the PM keyboard.
It's a Panasonic, not normally known for their keyboards. I
got to say, yeah, no, microwaves are.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Still having a crack Panasonic.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
They just this is the last, the last throw of
the dice.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
They made one keyboard, keyboard and they made this.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
One, and the shareholders going, no, no more of them.
Don't make any more of them anything. I don't make strimmers,
make like lawn mowers, but don't make any more of
these things. It sounds, I mean, it doesn't sound too bad.
I got to say, I'm gonna this is just.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Your classic piano though.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
That's that's a piano, that's a piano sound. So you've
got the kind of that's not too bad. I mean,
people have these things at hand the house and they
say to me, Bill, can you you play the piano?
Come on play?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Like, no, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
No, they go, now, come on, we've got the keyboard
set up for you. You know it's like the one you
have on stage. Yeah. Yeah, like the one that's got
two truckloads of gear to set up. And we bought
this thing from fourteen ninety nine from Argos. And then
you go, come on, bring the magic. Can you normally do?
Come on? Do this show? You can do it on that? Oh?
(41:33):
Is it?
Speaker 14 (41:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (41:33):
You're blaming your tools?
Speaker 14 (41:34):
You?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Oh the bird the bedman. The workman blames the tools,
and I get all that, you know all that, so but.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So I shut up and play there.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
I'll yeah, I'll just do me party. Yeah, I'll see
myself out. So what they do is they say to me, Bill,
play and it's like somebody's happy, but you know his birthday,
So they say play happy Birthday. But I say, I
won't do that because that's just too obvious. But what
(42:02):
I'll do operate in the minor key. And it's kind
of like got a bit sort of fresh. So you
(42:40):
can't get a tune out of these things. You just
have to know what you're doing.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
Well, that was like that was like Happy Birthday meets
Dracula meets Mozart.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yeah, you got it together. That's exactly right. That was
the kind of hybrid I was looking for.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
He diggts to build tour available at boom Presents dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
He's cut all his hair off.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, and the full.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Nerd nut exactly that. I had long hair for a
long time since when I was in my twenties.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, did you ever cut it from the twenties to now?
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Iconically like, yeah, it was, and it got really really
really long, and then and then it started to recede
down the back of my head. So it was it
started off as a kind of a mullet and then
it just disappeared, and I called it a scullet. That
was the way I described it. So it was more
just skull and then a bit of looked at the
back and then and then I was just getting out
(43:34):
of hand. It was. It was a danger. I nearly
set fire to myself.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Oh so you had a moment where you're like.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
I had a moment like, this is now a danger
to myself. Wow, I've become a liability. This hair is
a liability. And I was just like, no, it's got
to go. That was a message. I thought that was
a message from the universe.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
You know, Oh you have one of them? Did you
a lot of It's very in vogue at the moment,
messages from the universe, was it? I so it says
the universe of the universe, you know. It was just
say it's a message from God. Yeah, but now it's
it's a message in the universe.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
It's a sign. Yeah, I didn't realize that. What I'm
glad to be on trend.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, you're in the zuy.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Do you feel that people don't recognize you as much
now because the hair is so iconic.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
I think the back, the back of the head was
the iconic thing. So what happen was what normally happened
is but you walking down the street and people go,
wasn't it was that? And they look around and they go, yeah,
that was it? That was him. But now they go,
wasn't it And then they were it wasn't. So it's
sort of it solved that problem. So yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
If I may say, you've actually with the goad. You've
almost got like a bit of Billy Joel going on
at the moment.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Actually, actually somebody did say to me, they said you
look like Bill Bailey the other day. But I went, oh,
thanks so much, and they said but younger, and I
was like, yeah, I'm taking that.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Can I ask you about your animals? Go and then
you've lived or maybe still live with an armadillo.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yes, you said that like in a way that it
was more than just friends. You know, you live. I
don't live with it, the armored. I'm not sharing a
sort of you know, bed with it. But yeah, we
have an armor. We've got a breeding pair of three
banded armadillos in the garden and I hastened to add
(45:27):
Tommy and Pamela, and they've got to Tommy and Pamela
and they've got busy in the last couple of years
and they've had a little baby, Dylan. So we've got
a family of armadillo's.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
They're really cool. We're actually the first people in Britain
to breed three bandits, notoriously difficult to breed. And is
any armadillo breeders out there? You never know?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
But yeah, what's the sacred what's the secret to get
an armidillo?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Well, put one of them in a rawchy red swim suit.
Bill Memorry out My Animals and Other Animals, aptly titled.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
There's stories that that that go off at tangents when
an animal was hanging out with us.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Is there an encounter with a jaguar?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yes, there is an encounter with a jaguar. Was I
was making a doco with about the jaguar, which was.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
You feel free to play any music?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
I mean like we have got the piano in front
of you.
Speaker 13 (46:21):
Yes, yes, doco in South America about the jaguar.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
The locals call it on the beast that kills with
one bite. I thought maybe I'm two. I was in
the panta. Now, you know, the biggest area of wetland
in the Brazilian Central region the size of Belgium. I
always feel sorry for Belgium because Belgium always gets kind
(46:56):
of things the size of Belgium, you know what I mean,
like a swarm of bees, the size of Belgium, an iceberg,
the size of bell Bell. I'm so much more than that.
It's used as an international unit of peril and they
just go, yeah, this big thing, this bunny thing is
the size of Belgium. Anyway. The jagger, the whole point
of the show was called last Chance to See. They're rare.
Whatever the animal is is rare, and this the jaggers
(47:18):
are kind of endangered. And yeah, and we get there
and we met one. There was an army mascot and
this thing was semi pets but not really. It leapt
at me, actually grabbed me around the waist and flipped
me over, like terrifying. But wow, obviously they're like, you know,
the camera guys didn't put the camera down and help,
(47:42):
you know, It's like, yeah, just keep filming.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
This is great. Who got it off?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Here?
Speaker 5 (47:46):
A couple of the handlers were freaking out, like, yeahs
the TV, he's got the presenter, cameraman.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Fine, but he's got there's a presenter.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah no, that's not good. It turns out just playing.
But even so, it was like it was.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Like a yeah flash, Yeah, they're so quick.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, that's what was so amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Is there footage of this Bill?
Speaker 5 (48:08):
Yeah? There is. It's in the show. If you want to, I.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Absolutely want to see you attacked by jaguar. I don't
know why, but I have to see that.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Tickets to Bill's tour available at BOM presents dot com
b O h M Presents.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
If you go and.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
Sinigate man tell stories about jaguars and play beautiful piano
like get along right on?
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Thanks?
Speaker 7 (48:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh that was that was a treat. Just being in
front of that guy with a keyboard. Wasn't so much time?
So much effortless? Effortless, Yeah, effortless.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Give me a story about South America players, South American jingles.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
So good.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Hey you're getting married tomorrow. Yeah, so we gotta go
because youre gonna get in the car.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
That's a great plan. And a great plan.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, so this podcast goes out on Tuesday, guys, which
means that there will be a full wedding show podcast
here in the feed. And I don't know, because I'm
talking in the future, whether that's going to be Monday
or so.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yesterday, so it might already be.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Up or tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
That will put the full show out and you can
listen to some really beautiful stuff from Wood and Miym's wedding.
Good luck, mate, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
I've got much more. Yeah, I've got three hours with
you in the cast. I'm not going to blow my
load on it now, but fairpoint for everyone else.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
Fair point.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I'll look forward to the wedding show.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Goodbye absolutely next time you hear from me, I'll be
your husband.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Struth almighty. Okay, bye
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